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# I have no Photoshop skills...
...and anyway, I used MS Word & GIMP for this. A bit lame, but that's nothing compared to the past two QOTWs.

(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# spang!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Pfft
Re: QOTW - DOWN WITH COCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Talking of cocks I have just finished doing this.

I can't be the only b3tard that saw thing and thought of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Their show wasn't as bad as I thought it might have been
Relied too much on him being fat. The Ricky Gervais/Karate Kid was good and I liked the Magic Show.
(brain_blessed, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ^this
I liked their burger van skit.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# worst CDC I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# My (now deceased) dog had a rubber bone just like it
Without the pubes, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Dear gods ...
*gives up all hope*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# four down:
A postman's round
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# a postman's round what?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# That *must* be an auto-complete for you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Well it is now innit? These were my other 'a' ones
A bad idea in the sense of it being in a new fucking thread, ass-wipe
A dial on the wall
A likely story

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I like the first one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# 1 & 3...
*LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# You don't like my dial? Have some of my 'you' ones then
You'll graze your japper, you mark my words
You're very advanced for a 1-year-old

/Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# A likely story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# 'tis true!
www.b3ta.com/board/9238384#post9238405

god, I'm funny
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# \o/
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D
Just brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# very good
have a Parkertoo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ahh, thanks!
It was the Parkertoos in your SuperMarionettvolution post the other week that made me decide to create and post this nagging joke I'd had in my head for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry. Last one, I promise.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# BALD PENGUIN LAPTOP!!
LOL!!!!!!111!!!!1ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Linux owns Bill Bailey's quizzical look?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# did he ever attach a rocket to his newt?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# They come in packs of 6 for a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'm sure Wikipedia will inform us of the truth...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Star Bar or King Size Knickers?




er... I mean Snickers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It has to be a Star Bar
Snickers are inventions of the Devil his self.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# The Sun nicked my Star Bar / bastard shop.
www.b3ta.com/board/8859435

I contacted them and they ignored me.

*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *hands over unfeasible amount of C4 with detonators included*
G'wan, lad - have 'em.... I'll keep guard.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Er...
*is lost*

Also...

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ummmmm
Tux Bailey?
2 bills and a laptop?
(Cloudane, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Comic Sans MS
you plebs.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# It was just once dance number too many.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Subtly tagged, too
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I probably should have hidden that a bit more considering how long it took to black and whitefy the photo.
Well I still have my extra secret tag method anyway. It's super secret! (supposing it works)
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahah, brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Now This Is More Like It!
*checks tickbox labelled 'I like this' on current webpage to submit preference*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hmm
stats show

Insta-ness 8.2


that was much better!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It's the Earl Grey finally kicking in, the
coffee was having no effect whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yes, let us all do this to commemorate the tragic death by biplanes of a once great man.


....WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *makes airplane noises*
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "Roger Roger"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# "Do we have clearance clarence?"
*suspects they didn't actually speak like that due to complete lack of radios*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# fantablious
and excellently tagged too

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
I love how unbelievable King Kong's legs look in retrospect. Seriously what is up with them, they look like a chariacature of a 1930s prostitute.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] did I miss something?


skug me baby one more time
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Good lord that's a fat kittycat
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# FWWWWOOOOOMMPPHHHHH*sprays spit over everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Now mop that up..

* It's all over my lap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# You neglected to erect your tiny trouser umbrella. I can see this being no other fault than your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I didn't have time - you came too quickly

again
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# :( sry, wobly blowk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahahhahahah, I imagine it getting thinner as it burns up fuel :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# aww c'mon now..
it'll never take o....

WTF? wow!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ooo look at the big fat pussy!

and your image isn't bad either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# GIGANTIC PUSSY OF RAGNAROK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I imagine him
jettisoning limbs over the Atlantic.
\Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# when he landed it looked like this
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! fecking WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Cat Zero
Earl Grey out my nose!

EDIT: Is this what happened to WTC 7?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# W4K3 UP, SH33PL3!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# What she said -v
www.b3ta.com/board/9263823
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I love this, also the 9/11 one is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# not funny even if you can read wingdings, ya nutter!
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# What?
You pooped in the refrigerator and you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Baxter
You know I don't speak Spanish
(brain_blessed, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I ate a big red candle.
I stabbed a man in the heart.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drop this one here
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# That's so like you
dropping your shitflaps wherever you like
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# It's been known to happen
yeah

how are you? all good in the land of Geoff?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Aye not too bad ta.
Gonna watch me some rugby this weekend and eat pizza to celebrate!
How are you, flower?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# pretty good
went to Cheltenham yesterday, came out about evens. Great fun though I wish I'd eaten a bit more :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# HORSECOCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# anything other than lager, guiness and champagne really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh manky guts?
I prescribe a drink containing ginger
followed by a proper Cornish pastie
and then some beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# way ahead of you
well, with the beer at least
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Meerkats don't leave a man behind!

Original here
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# awww
give him a health pack. or some pills.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Aww.
Kill him for fun. No one will ever know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# you know, if you relax your eyes
this takes on a whole different feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# You mean like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Sexeh tiem for Meerkats!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# bah... just hide behind some cover for 3 seconds and all your wounds will be healed.
seems to work in most recent games; I can't see why it won't work here
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yep,
Didn't you know all the soldiers that died in WW2 were just putting it on, clearly crouching for 3 seconds is all it would have taken after being hosed by an MG42!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I told you that Peta wouldn't be happy about the ICBMs
But at least they are now kitting them out with helmets!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Incorrect Justification infuriates me!!!!*

*correctly matching fonts obviously does not
(brain_blessed, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# rare to see them in formation like this...
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I like this.
Which is strange because everyone hates everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Seethes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *RIOTS*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Quit hatin' on stuff on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# SHUT UP NOOB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *ROTATES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *EXEMPLIFIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# HIPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# :( Leggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# CHRIST MAN! BOATS! FULL OF THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# this is poor even by my standards, sorry bout that


Click for bigger (107 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Jawa porn
Pft.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# LOL
Luckily no-one else is here at work to wonder why I'm laughing
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Rockwell Extra Bold


ps. shit comp.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# if you think this compos shit
try rocket animals...it's even fucking worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Rocket Animals is awesome
and don't you forget it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
compos Image CHALLENGE!! ITS CALLED A FUCKING CHALLENGE FOR A REASON
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# yes,new compo straight away
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# you think this is shit?
Check out qotw. SEXISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Only on a par with the
"Accidental animal cruelty" one a while back :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I didn't read that one
I know a lot of headwrong cunts think animal abuse is funny, but I'm not one of them. To be honest, I was very disappointed that so many members apparently do. Just goes to show how most people really need my cutlass ramming down their japs eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# It's almost enough to make me get on with all this work stuff I have to do.
Just not *quite* enough, though...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# No, that's not what I meant, Pickle.
I'm sorry, I'm utterly knackered-out tired.
I meant hanging around on the /board.

I'd better go before I make any more mess.

*hairshirts*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Eh? I wasn't being huffy at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# erm..Rockit (Animal) ????
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# KLUNGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Rocket! YEah!
Satellite of Love!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Rocket! Yeah!
Satellite of Love!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# you posted that twice you twonk!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :)
you're heading downhill fast, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ROCKET.
YEAH.

Ace choon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ROKKIT!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] WAKE UP SH33PL3
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Good God!
*Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# It might not be real
but based on the evidence available to me it is very real. be afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Oh no. I'll have to DDoS everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# has someone done that to him yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I don't know. Maybe the government will?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# his site isn't denying ping.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# PING NEVER HAPPENED
THEY JUST WANT YOU TO THINK THAT PINGING EXISTS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# then they track you down
and you have to take up arms

like this guy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I took up arms once.
Someone waved at me. I pretended I was waving to them to prevent an embarrassing social situation.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ha! that's where they have YOU fooled
Those aren't ICMP replies, but secret government disassembled TCP chunks that gradually build a backdoor into your system.

You keep pinging, the backdoor system keeps building
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# genuine lols.
Fucking super.

I thought about doing some deelusional ripoffs, but then I thought it would be easier to laugh at everyone elses...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I thought about doing some deelusional ripoffs, but then I soiled myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Did you have a wank afterwards?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Nah, I threw it at old people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# did they throw their's back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# They puked and made out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# cor.
I just

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related

nsfw (language)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Appalling!
Today's music is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8paDhfGQH4E
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hahah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# it has always and will always happen

http://b3ta.com/challenge/l33t/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I know. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# compo guy, I believe
hello madame waauw.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Sup, breadbin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# sleepy
and reeeeeeeeeally need to do work, but succumbed to photoshop again :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I know that feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# same and same and not same because I don't have it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Ahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# thanks
this was the reaction i was hoping for.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm being a bit thick today, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# it's ok.
at least you didn't ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# as if I would.
if it makes you feel any better, most of my friends ignored mine earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I wasn't there.
Does that count as ignoring?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I guess not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# situation has been remedied
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# it's the compo gimp!
*FEARS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Bring out the compo gimp!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha, love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] "Oi stop lookin' at me Fish Stick! This is penguin fayre!"


...and on that note I must clear off to work - bbye now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# cor!
*imagines how much bread, mayo, cheddar and little gem will be needed for the worlds bestest sammich*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# erm, madam maiden
you've typo'd your tag - was that intentional?


woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Oops
must fix...
was in a rush heading off to work shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hooray!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] *makes sure nowt's looking*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# o0ps
ta
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# TOAP!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# nice bit of toap - Pass
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# font. compo it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# if he's been rambo'd
wouldnt his sides be a parallelgram with unequal sides and oblique angles?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# double spang
DOUBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *insta-clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# how insta?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# oh, pretty insta,
but evidently not 'insta' enough.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# could have been a little more insta, it has to be said
instamaticness- 5
clickiness - 8
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :(
I'm really tired today. Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# YES!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Oh dear.
Wednesday can't come soon enough.



Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Made in China
(rogue pieman, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# They make chutney don'tchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
#
earwigs?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
#
in China
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# it's true
Where The Magic of Chutney when you need him?

Magic - are you here? Please confirm this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# and spiders make gravy
100% true
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Wasps make mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Pfffft!
That's how Colemans was invented, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# It's cocking true
TRUE I TELLS YA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I love the fact that some twonk has asked if wasps make honey ...
ffs...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ffs indeed
THEY MAKE MUSTARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really a rocket animal...
... but will a torpedo shark do?
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I didn't no whalesharks can hold that many torpedoes :D
brill stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You'd be surprised,
they're the oceanic equivalent of a Tardis.
(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Swimming around with David Tennant inside them?
Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Oh, I think so!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# i like that
yay
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ahh the B3ta augmented weapons fish Screensaver
was so great
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# How about pants time?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# penis time :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhaha, you silly sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# oh that took FAR to long to set up
it's a slow day....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# haha, your dedication is admirable :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hhahaha
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *sinks elbow*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# baths knees
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *admires ankles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome name change.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Baaaah!
..only half an hour!! This is an outrage!!

Is that a spunk-grenade dangling there??!
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# happytoasts alter ego?
I love the monacle.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Wait a minute, you're not happy toast, theres far too few FPs in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# oh hey (oops.) freebs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
almost
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I've trudged back through your posts now.
I knew it started with a B.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# oh my!
those commies are gonna get it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahaah
love the attention to detail with the sig :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# like I said
took aaaaages to set up - way too long

noon chap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] up and away
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Wondrous!
Very nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Yay!
I was definitely thinking of you when I made this: www.b3ta.com/board/9263229

you and Happytoast, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# woo
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Nice beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

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