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# Pump it!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# "Is this the way to ama-rillo?...."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I now have Push it real good stuck in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# drivin' around in my panzer tank
sittin' in my crib with my bitch, Anne Frank
H.I.T.L.E.R.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Bindun?
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Anton Chigurh
No Country For Old Men
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh ok.
I didn't realise that was the characters name,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
well i liked it X-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hi guys
Chewbaccerette

the original is a lady from VGHD
Sandra H / Sexy GI
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
I remember reading somewhere chewie was meant to be a girl.


I'd 'bakka!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# you may have missed the last one
www.b3ta.com/board/9333545
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# r2d2 was supposed to have a detriot accent
if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# And C3PO was meant to sound like Jimmy Saville.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I was hoping for a more sexy camel toe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# There ya go. Don't spluff it all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# mmmmmmm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I think she's giving you the eye!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Woof woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)
# jesus man
you're on a descent into somewhere

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Paula Murray..
Reading the newsletter I was reminded of this and just had to create it, quick and nasty that it is, surely I can't be the only one...

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# you wimp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I try my best...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# trying your best would be cutting it out of the original image.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ha...
Yeah, too early for my eyes to witness that again, but feel free to have a shot if you want....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# No ring
not real.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I would like to vent my horror via the medium of internets
and say that I am fecking appalled.
I've just switched on the telly to find that Sky News *spits on floor* is broadcasting that woman's funeral LIVE.
Could somebody please explain to me why some silly woman who once appeared on Big Brother deserves such airtime?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# she iz a PRINCESS wif da ANGLES.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# haha
I know a heavy metal bloke who got a tattoo that said
Angle of Death
true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I was not even aware that they had not
put it in the ground yet.

Must be a slow news day, what with there being no helicopter crashes, nato summit talks and air strikes in Pakistan going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# oh you cynic
:D

but I have to add WHAT THE FUCK?

:/

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Because she's dead
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nothing shocks me any more, or makes me gasp
www.b3ta.com/links/299334
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahha
I'm drinking a nice scolding hot cup of tea and laughing

I've finally blblrmblbmlbmblbmdribble
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Prince Philip is watching you not goatse correctly
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# That's only because
he watched me do it properly last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I don't get how that works.
You haven't specified where the joke is.
It could be in funny, for all we know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# well put it whever you think it goes
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# rebecca de mornay is a ride
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Ipswich massive
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha
I have first hand experence knowing that none of the Ipswisch goths want nothing to do with him. Unless they're 14 year old teeny goths.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamster!
Photobucket
(celebrian inme the fishmaster, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# no it's not noel edmonds :)
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# who's the woman?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# someone who needs a bullet
oh noes! this post has caused the need for more laws

and she still needs a bullet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Edmonds?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm in the middle of nowhere and yet i have a better phone signal and better internet connection
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# it's a conspiracy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully notbindun
(geet Oh the hilarity, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I'll probably get eaten alive for this, but I quite liked that film
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Is good
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# fortunately for him
I think he'll get through it
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha he's gotta get thru this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# he faded away nicley haha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Have a click
Especially for seeing the decapitated head of Bedingfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Peter's ALIVE!!
Brian Griffin-Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# for the want of vermouth, I'm drinking lime rickeys right now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] aye
(Kye90, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# haha!
great! Double kudos points for using the German poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Never before have a fanatical sociopath looked so cuddly!
I made a Rorschach doll!
Click on the thumbnails for larger images.



When creating this doll I used various materials: the body is made of skin toned cotton tricot stuffed with wadding. For the hair I used (as you can see) orange embroidery yarn and the eyes and mouth are embroided directly on his face.

Clothing consists of a white cotton shirt, a suit (made from an old pair of worn out trousers), a scarf, hat and trenchcoat (made out of fake leather and felt, and shoes of real leather (I ran out of fake leather).

For the mask I used a baby sock, drawing the inkblot pattern with a permanent marker.

Rorschach is 38 cm tall without shoes and hat.
Beans had to be purchased seperately for the photo shoot.
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# That's absolutely cracking!
top effort and extra marks for the beans. Love it.

and with that I'm off to shout at my joiner.



Click for bigger (393 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Thanks!
And did you make that image? It's awsome! :D
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# and I'm back.
Yes. hand drawn and painted in photoshop from scratch.

Thanks.

Joiner is sorted too. he was quite busy when I got there. he may have had a call from the agency ;)

Beer time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Wow
you're really good!

(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Tell him riverghost thins he's a long streak of piss too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
Much awesomeness.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Needs more interchangeable masks! :D
Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Re: Needs more interchangeable masks! :D
Still got another baby sock left... ;)
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# that's brilliant
I make comedy doll type shit myself and bow down to your coat craft
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Tiny coats...
sure are not easy to make.
This was the first time ever I tried making a doll and first time I made a miniature coat as well...
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# well both are excellent
better than i could do
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Thanks! :)
Are there pics of your stuff somewhere? Would be cool to see.
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)
# That's rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Woo
those are excellent

I like the addition of the beans too

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# everything about that is Woo!
many clicks for you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *glees*
It's a tragic tail. Masked man eats beans and turns into Chris Evans.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# but the mask doesn't change :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Sorry, but I had just run out of latex and viscose fluids.
;)
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# viscous fluids are one of the banes of my existance.
my life would be so much simpler if fluids were inviscid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# This is wicked!
Rorschach is without a doubt the best Watchmen character. I actually spent yesterday (when I was bored) making loads of inkblots, using my university notes as paper.
(I'm not here was here on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Awsome!
Makes studying so much more fun, doesn't it? ;)
And yes, I agree, Rorschach totally rules!
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# It does!
And it's the only time that a pen bursting is welcome!
(I'm not here was here on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Strangely enough
that hasn't happened to me yet *knocks on wood* ... for which I'm very happy as that would screw up my drawings ;)

Mm, inkblots...
(Egghunter, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Oh yes yes yes!
Much better effort than my half-finished Hellboy.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Gourmet cat judges the roly-poly event at the best pudding topping olympics

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Where did Angel Delight appear in the rankings?
Or Jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Jelly + evap
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# angel delight and jelly
taste shite on roly poly...you are obviously not a gourmet

*looks tribs up and down in undisguised distain*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Look me down all you want,
Just be sure to look me up sometime. *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# well i never!!!!!
*blushes in a girlie way*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# just
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Well.... I started out on this and then gave up


but sod it, have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# have a sympathy reply.
*offers tissue*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# not a challenge entry
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# haha
backseat. housing estate. say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# oh that's it!!
I'll be singing "we're having a gang bang" all day now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# My memory of that film was the Rover SD1
they shagged in. having owned 6 of them, I can assure you shagging in one of them was not as comfortable as they would have you believe in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# no you can't beat a robin reliant van
for ultimate car shag comfort
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Je prefere Samedi
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Looking after number un?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha

Congrats on finding work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Nice rabbage
:-) and cheers. The breadline was close.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# haha
but i hate that scruffy twatflange. i'd like to see him beaten with his own flaccid cock
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# rat-ta-too-ee
pat-ron-is-ing mer-kins
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# disco nazis

do not ask, for i do not know.
and 'nings
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Say what you like about them, but Nazis can throw a good disco.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *hides*
Oh I just remembered, I'm evil.

*Unhides*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# glee!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ghee!
0.0

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *may contain seizures*

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# __^.^__
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :D
I see your disco man and I raise you a disco cup
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I see your disco cup
and raise you a disco biscuit and a cake
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# on a batternberg dancefloor?
You win!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# oooh ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# it's proven: disco nazis do love the disco sound.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I'd better be silent
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Too late - they're hungry and they want meat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# well, if they are sexy nazis, ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# They've also been ordered to procreate for the fatherland. Watch out!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ACH DU LIEBE!
KARTOFFELSALAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Halt!
Hammerzeit!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
#
haha yes. that's where the idea came from...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# 'You put your right boot in, you put your right boot out, you do a lot of shouting and burn down ze town - that's what its all about.
Ah Himmler Himmler Himmler"
/Herr Flick of the Gestapo dance
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# genocide on the dancefloor
also : wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
love the nazi dad dancer in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Yeh baby! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism but at least it was an ethos
Hahaha! Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Liked the words...


but couldn't think of much with the visuals..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
I beg your pudding?!




EDIT: Hahaha I must say I'm impressed. My mate Russell not only can clearly be seen on Google Street Map but has manged to do it twice, which in 10 feet of himself.!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I just struggled..
to mke the picture amusing - (I thought) the words work well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I did hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# woo
for they are good words
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Haha
Scritti Politti are a British band, originally formed in 1978 in Leeds, Yorkshire, England. For most of its career Scritti Politti has been primarily a musical vehicle for singer-songwriter Green Gartside (real name Paul Julian Strohmeyer, born 22 June 1955, Cardiff, Wales), who is the founding member and only member of the band to have remained throughout the group's history.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Well that's me enlightened
at least I spelt their name correctly (did have to gg
google it though) :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Unless that is a wikipedia copy and paste,
Your depth of on-the-spot knowledge would startle even Jeremy Paxman
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# wiki...what?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I keep forgetting you're Dutch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# As do I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I was accused of being 'Dutch' yesterday by a Dutchman living in Sweden.
That confused me.

(I think he was using the term in the sense of 'being strange')
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I never heard people use Dutch as an accusation of being strange

except on b3ta, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Mayo on chips
is all the evidence we need ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I don't eat chips very often
But I like mayonaise on it. But I also like ketchup. And chili sauce. And peanut sauce.

And sliding a raw fish down my throat on the street. Hold the onions.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# maybe you were just arguing about how to argue
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha chitty chitty bang bang was in the pubquiz last night
apparently the name was taken from a weekend pass to paris to make fucky; a bang bang chitty.

The cheeky scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# B3ta Grand National tips:
SNOWY MORNING at 28/1, £50 each way
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Also BLACK APALACHI at 14-1 looks good for a score
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# that's
£840 + your stake for a win ( assuming 1/5 of the odds for the place bet ) and £140 plus half your stake for a 2nd 3rd or 4th.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# You only live once
I'm off to the betting shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# find one offering
1/4 of the odds for the place if you can.

Edit:// also do it online. You'll get a free bet for opening an account. Probably at least £25.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Try telling that to the Hindus
25/2
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Very Good...

In other news
 (may be NSFW)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'm not impressed
there's blatantly no penetration happening.

my day is now ruined.

thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# * Moves over and penetrates arrangedletters

There you go mate - is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I STILL CAN'T FEEL A THING
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# as for the resultant offspring:
all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Phworrr...
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :)

Click for bigger (38 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I just google image searched for the cutest animal in the world
it's a shitting real life pokemon
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# that's not the cutest animal in the world!
it doesn't even look tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# cuter:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
#

would
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Blessed

If that's not Bindun....I'll eat Weebl's Hat. Provided it's made of cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I hear His favourite is Swiss cheese...
...because its holy!

(yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Wait for it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# What a frend we have in cheeses.


Grrr. Some of the fuckwits that stay here. I just had to throw out 20 croussants as some fucktard though that was where you put your cutlery and crockery on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Is a croussant a croissaint-shaped crouton?

Or a crouton-shaped croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# No
It's a large crescent shaped blade used to call upstart young Dutch people manners:P

The little shite just grunted as I told him I was going to throw them out and to not even say sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Excuse me service industry chap.
You are there at the convenience of the customer and should not even be speaking to them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Not in my place.
My gaff my rules! O'Callaghan's. Beautiful English name!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I've had a doozy of a morning. ( apologies for words )
Just went to a site where I've arranged for an agency joiner to go in a rip out some partitions and wall panelling so it is ready Monday morning for an inspection and assessment.
I turned up, guy is sat down with the radio on drinking coke. I didn't say anything and he did not ask who I was so I continued taking some measurements and notes.
After half an hour of him not moving I introduced myself and asked him when he was starting.
"I got in at 9 but my battery has run dry on my cordless" says he.
"Have you not got a spare?" I ask.
"Oh yeah I've got 4 batteries"
"and how many are charged?" I continue to quiz him
"none" He says, with a straight face.
£24 an hour for this dickhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Yup sounds like a contractor to me.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Jesus Christ

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# It is enough to make you cry
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hire me
I could do the same but I'll do it for £15 and you'll get the added bonus of not seeing me.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# How long did it take him to find all his teeth?
For I can only assume that you cunted him in the fuck. It would be the only logical course of action left open to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# nah.
That would mean me doing the job myself and the whole point of him was to avoid that. I just informed the agency that I'll be paying him from 11am when he might be ready to work.
It's not my money. Client is paying for the prelim work I asked for so I can quote for the contract but it's still the principal of the matter. I don't accept pisstaking easily and £24 an hour to charge batteries and read the Sun is my idea of pisstaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Still ...
must have been tempting to cunt him in the fuck :)

Also I think your definition of pisstaking would classify you amongst the majority.

Just had a crappy experience with a guy who was building a flat for my grandmother. Eventually had to tell him to fuck off as I could learn how to do it and then do the stuff myself, faster than he was.

Recession won't be easy but you'd like to think that the people who are fucking shit at their jobs, won't have them for long and then decent guys will survive. Here's hoping anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Can I just say
We're not all like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# speaking as someone who is bone idle
that guy is a useless twat.

turn up to work to fucking work, damn it

why is that so hard for some people.

Surely part of his contract requires him to do actual work?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Agency mate.
You take pot luck. On a weekday I'd have sent him home but I need the rip out done for Monday and I'm not paying double for it to be done on a Sunday.
I would not mind. The Agency is owned by a friend of mine and I fitted out his penthouse apartment at Tower Bridge a few years back. The company knows I'm tight with him so I rarely get any shit from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I expect an apologetic phone call soon :)
fucking hell, there's people shitting themselves to get construction jobs who are skilled and then there's munters like that

ah well, makes life fun innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm going back soon.
And just in case I need to do it myself I'm just charging all my DeWalt batteries to avoid a big fail on my part ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# still, you don't expect to pay people to do stuff yourself
oh well, all turns out nice in the end
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# His bread is buttered
on the correct side.
Get your mate to pay him double time and make the check for 2073 - he's a Sun reader, he'll be dead by then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha, although if you push that too far
your complementary gelato maybe slightly different to what you expect...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fortunately I don't have to say anything.
I just look pissed at them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# no offers of lemon cordial, or creamy coffee?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Not orally, no.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# wow...
that's pretty special.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# You haven't seen my elephant impression:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *pulls front pockets out of his trousers for ears'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *leers*
well ding dong.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# YOu're just trying to turn it into a rhino impression:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# dual penis phwoooaaar
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Nobody messes with tasty baked goods and gets away with it
Give me his name. I'll teach him "Waste not, want a beating not".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't worry about it. I've put them on his bill.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# oh my god!
HE'S A DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Mary looks pretty fit
I would

You know, if God hadn't got there first.

Sloppy seconds and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Cheesus christ!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
yays. I used to woth for her. She is fucking tiny!
Probably just under 5 foot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# she got a luvverly voice though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Tiny squeeking mousy thing when she talks though:P
Like that little woman is POlice Academy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
i can imagine that. Does she use a megaphone to address herself right in front of Harris' face?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# No but I like to think she did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Cheesus!

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# this is acceptable behaviour
did he die for our lactose intollerances?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8668416
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# The inevitable evolution of the Ross family bloodline


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# He is hot]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Personally I welcome owa new woss overlowds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ITS OVER 9000
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Unedited besides the red
Sorry if not Hummus enough. But I found this to be a rather good endeavor along the lines of what may burst between and seep within you sucking all hope into the inner most screaming shaggoth where the lost one dances in extacy and I S~ I S~ S~

(ArcanVmXII, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# That's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Your amazing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# You had me at hellow
And yew complete mew?
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Your Seal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# your hot]
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# everything's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# ITS OVER, 9000

/ #1 SF breakup line
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oh yes you do
Don't you Play Pretending!
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Woo to upwardly looking animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# shoshigiz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# suasages man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# is he hot]
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# ?
Is he hot]
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# oh god I've woke up and it's 1990 again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Yeah bugger off and read the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I have been living in a cave
It won't happen again
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# No please!Let it happen again. THe longer you stay in there the betting it is for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# No. I've done better.
Promise. I have! Release the elder sign!
(ArcanVmXII, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I quite like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ning a ling a ling :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# is his height over the years normally distributed or something?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# must be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha

I'd probably watch this, but I'll wait for the DVD release
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# tom jones did it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Tom Jones is Kaiser Sose!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# No coincidence at all.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Heh
That's ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahahahaharrr
this is win!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# 4th one along is Tom Baker
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Utter Genius!
Nice work mate, love it XD
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Needs more Carlton
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)
# i was hoping someone would post it as a reply...
i thought the same though for the record :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# nice work on hte FP!
also, I agree. it does have a carlton deficiency.
(venort apparently exists, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Hahaha...nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Whey hey!!!
Nice FP fella!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# People were always trying to climb Mount Trevor Nelson...


but he has some dangerous crevasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha.
Grrr. I had a lovely morning and I'm slowly getting more and more pissed off.

So a ba humbug 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I have some lovely coffee pills here for you
to go with these croissant pills
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *toffs nose*
I have a butler pill to bring me such things!

'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# This is silly.
And that's the way I like it.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I
was listening to this fellow on the wireless t'other night and didn't realise he was a gentleman of colour. In fact I was roaring at the stupid white boy for trying to talk like a 'homey' or whatever the term is. If you see what I mean. Ach, I am off!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

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