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[challenge entry] Don't go there
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:26, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
DO DOOOO DO-DO DO
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:32, archived)
# Does it tile?
and can they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)
# BOTH HAVE AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:09, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)
# DO NOT PLUG IN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)
# gamble
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)
# WHY????!!?!?!?!?!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:21, archived)
# this is not what you think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I don't know what you think it is
there is a fair chance it is not that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:23, archived)
# well with your birthday post earlier
I could only assume the worst.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)
# ahh, you thought it was a helmet
my plan was successful
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# *checks filename*
↓fooled
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:24, archived)
# yes
because all elbows have a Prince Albert
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO QUIT AMPHETAMINES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)
# THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNONCEMENT


(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I TOTALLY WENT THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# SO DID GOOGLE STREETVIEW
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)
# SO DID 6,000,000 CALORIES A YEAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
# STAY AWAY FROM THE MONKEY. JUST STAY RIGHT AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# AH DAMN. I WENT ALL OVER THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# SHAT ON EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# AIDS:
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)
# WELL SOMEONE CERTAINLY WENT THERE. GRONKPAN IS NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)
# HE MIGHT START B&ING PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
# Now I'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:02, archived)
# WHY DO I EVEN TRY TO HELP PEOPLE
WHY DO I EVEN TRY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:50, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR ETERNAL STRUGGLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
#
we'll descend back into the sludge and beat each other to death with the bones of the fallen
and finally there will be one person left, who feels remorse and sorrow as she walks the earth alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I WOULD GO THERE.
But only for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Is that Natalie Portman? If so, i'd go there
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:33, archived)
# AIDS: Don't go there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:35, archived)
# It is and join the que
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# Don't ask me how the monkey got ahead of us in the que
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:39, archived)
# He might have had a gift voucher
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:44, archived)
# AIDS VOUCHER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:50, archived)
# i CAN VOUCH FOR YOUR AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Jimmy Buffet wrote that song
AIDS VOUCHER IN PARADISE
AIDS VOUCHER I'LL SING IT TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:50, archived)
#
www.wavesforever.com/sounds/aidsvouucherinparadise.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# THAT MONKEY MUST BE FRENCH
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# AIDS sex is control sex
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)
# hello im shadow in this team and sonic is control good bye i g2g
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:44, archived)
# What have you done with VIMOD?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)
# paid off with an AIDS voucher
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MESSAGE
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# ITS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MONKEY LOVERS AT THE ABC
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# AIDS: Don't go there
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# YOU FUCKING BASTARD! HOW AM I FUCKING GOING TO MOVE ALL THIS FUCKING DOUBLE AIDS WITH FLAVOUR AIDS-STRIPES???
THIS FUCKING SHIT HAS GOT TO FUCKING MOVE! THE FUCKING AIDS BUSINESS IS FUCKING DOWN FUCKING EVERY FUCKING WHERE THESE FUCKING DAYS. FUCKING SALES ARE FUCKING SLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# OF COURSE NOT! THE PRICES ARE TOO HIGH. YOU GO TO...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:53, archived)
# THIS IS THE SHITTY FUCKING AIDS COMPANY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:54, archived)
# CHARLTON HESTON DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME ANYWAY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)
# HE WAS AN IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:41, archived)
# In the movie the statue of liberty says "DON'T GO THERE"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)
# It looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# NO ONE LISTENED.
AND THEY ALL GOT AIDS LITE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)
# HALF THE STRENGTH OF NORMAL AIDS, BUT WITH THE SAME FLAVOUR!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)
# MAN, YOU'RE REALLY MESSING WITH THE TOURISM DOWN AT AIDS.
They gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)
# I WANT MY PASSPORT IS STAMPED ALL OVER FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:49, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Chike's attempts to branch out were derided by the wider science community
This only strengthened his resolve.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:53, archived)
# THIS IS ENDORSED WITH AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:55, archived)
# and aids
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)
[challenge entry] something more relevant

marvel ye all at my tagging skills
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I LIKE CHINESE!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)
# THEY ONLY COME UP TO YOUR KNEES
and, indeed, woo
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)
# Arf! Portable holes by ACME.
An all too useful device. And one I can never seem to find at the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)
# I'd buy up all of their products from rockets to chemistry sets and so on
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# It was really confusing when I read War and Peace because they kept using the word acme.
I'd been exposed to the cartoons for so many years I had no idea it was an actual word.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# THERE'S PUSSY ON THE BOARD!!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a stretch
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)
# this gives me unfluffy toughts
but it is still a top shop
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:25, archived)
# one day this will happen
Maggie Philbin told me so
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)
# ta
*curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Ouch.
They use staples in the U.S. When it comes time to remove them, to my horror, they use an ordinary staple puller.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:33, archived)
# Do North American knees have eyes above them?
Health & Safety issues with the staple pullers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
# Another coloured in walrus man picture

It looks good I know but all I did was
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Good go. That is all that is needed to do colourizing.
All the real work is in the choices of tones and hues.
And keeping focused to finish it, of course. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# oops
I did mean to finish it it's just that i'm a bit tired at the moment.
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Other than perhaps some rust tones on the railings, I can't see much more to do there.
I've not done one of Walrusman's darker ones yet. I kinda like the brighter ones. But I should/will eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
# very cool
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:30, archived)
# Simple one with simple colouring. Your hallway was very nice too.
I've sort of gone overboard with trying to 3D them of late. Done three now.
Last go of mine was way more effort than I should have put in. 2 and 1
Likely they each took longer for me to do than he did to design them. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# I've tried 3d modelers
but I found it even more tedious than doing vector portraits, which happens to be more tedious than colouring in other peoples drawings. So guess which I do :D
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:46, archived)
# HAHA! I've often said, "they[3D apps] eat time!"
I have never been good at the vectoring/bezier trip. I admire
any and all who have the patience to bend those fuckers.
Anything more complex than a trace or closecropping and
I want to kill things. Nasty twisty nodes & handles of hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# It's quite easy in inkscape
what programme where/are you using?
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# It's more issues with the work flow than app based.
My problem is usually going back and unknotting nodes
after I've tweeked them and found they are wrapped or
looped. Slows me down and I get frustrated with having
to go back and untwirl three or four per object. I know
there are shortcuts and techniques to avoid it, but getting
that to second nature level has not stuck in my head yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)
# Still, top job. More Walrus Peter collabs in future please, internets.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# TELL ME YOU PROBLEMS
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Hahaha,
that's quite hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)
# this web site will not be held liable for any therapeutic effects you may or may not obtain.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# I HAVE PROBLEMS
I REMOVED A SKINTAG WIV ICECUBE AND FLOSS

UNFORTUNATELY I REMOVED nIPL #2

WHARE CAN I BUY A NEW ONE

?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Whee!!
I wanna do one I wanna do one I wanna do one I wanna do one I wanna do one I wanna do one
I wanna do one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# all I want is a fuck a nice meal and some peace and quiet.
Can't you see my problem?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Strangely enough,
that's all he wants.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:47, archived)
# WORK IT BABY, WORK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Do you mind?
Some of us are trying to eat lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)
# BUY YOURSELF A MEAT PIE.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# This is a problem right now:
Ashton Kutcher is currently involved in a race with CNN to become the the first Twitter with 1,000,000 followers.

Ashton: twitter.com/aplusk
CNN: twitter.com/cnnbrk

News Article: www.techcrunch.com/2009/04/15/kutchercnn-twitter-fight-day-3-ea-ups-the-ante/

Honestly, if either of them win, the entire internet fucking loses.

What say we miraculously beat them to the punch with an all-new account?

twitter.com/basementdad

Make a Twitter account and follow the Josef Fritzl account. Don't forget...you're doing it for all of Australia!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:46, archived)
# No.
by writing that you have drawn attention to an entirely insignificant load of assdunhp.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)
# that is what they want you to do
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:51, archived)
# what are you some kind of portal
sponsored by Stephen Fry and Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# that is what they want you to be
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:53, archived)
# ALSO:
why is it : I made a twitter account with no activity and I have five followers, people looking at nothing whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# at all
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:18, archived)
# well
CNN has stories about pirates! how can you beat that?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Stop reposting from /b/ on /board.
It's idiotic.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# 1. No it's not
2. I copied it from someone on msn who copied it from /b/, so fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I CAN'T GET IT UP!
It gives me the wrong action.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNN
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)
# you worry me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# HAPPY DOG THE HAPPY DOG IS THE HAPPIEST DOG IN HIS STREET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# THE HAPPIEST

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# BEST THING TODAY
thank you for giving me a reason to live til tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Grassy knoll? Arsey knoll - this is what happened.


What it lacks in quality, it more than makes up for with its lack of quality.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# hehheheh
 


THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# HE LIKES WHAT HE SEES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:22, archived)
# cowellforehead
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)
# LACKING NOTHING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Oswald's got his AWESOME face on.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# tweet tweet
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)
# The scourge of our native starling population!
I can hardly type, but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)
# excellant animash
2
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Ooo, the big 9000
Will we find out if the curtains match the drapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Hurry up
The suspense is killing me
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I want to see your splayed young buttocks
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:05, archived)
# That's really cool. Well Done!
Much better than my effort
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha,
nice moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# this contains many glees :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Nice one
You're dead good at these
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)
# This contains at least 7 oodles of great
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
#
melisas-bears.com/nascha_01.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# *throws Ultra Ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)
# *feeds Wotsits*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Splendid,
although wouldn't it go squeek squeek?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Woo!
Yellow bellied nutmuncher.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Or Yoko Ono
as she used to be known.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes we can!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Aww Bob, lovely Bob
With his Foetal Alcohol Syndrome features
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ill pop this oldie here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# World War Wabbit Season!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha
FP this now.

Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I are 5!

it seems there have been a lot of b3tabirthdays these past few days, gonkpan, ministry of nutmeat, i recall seeing a couple others as well.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)
# MERRY DAY, GUY I DON'T KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# i want to know where my candle is :(
it's in my profile but not next to my name.
*whines*
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You need an icon, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# you need to have donated to get an icon.
edit:// ooh I'll be 3 ( but actually 7 ) in 9 days
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# I would have donated by now
but when I first joined b3ta I was under the age to have a bank account in my name. Now I am.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)
# What is actually 7?
A kind of hypermaths I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)
# that's if you include the accounts on which he's been banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Just means
I'm on my 3rd account.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)
# I would like to know what you did to get banned twice
you seem like a conservative and talented chap, with military discipline.
Did you shit in Captain Wow's handbag and replace Gruntfuttock's moustache wax with pig semen?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# I didn't get banned twice
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Did you shit in Captain Wow's handbag and replace Gruntfuttock's moustache wax with pig semen?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
# poor thing, you don't even remember
 
alcoholism.neillneill.com/23/the-functioning-alcoholic-and-memory-loss/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)
# Dr. Neill Neill
so good they named him twice
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# NEILL NEILL, ORANGE PEEL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Did you actually say that just then?
You've been banned more than twice if that's what you're getting at, zoot.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Have you been B&?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# strange youth
..happyb3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# 5 years and still a tight fisted cunt.:)

donate and then you'll get the candle! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)
# yes I plan on it
though, i don't have a credit card and I wasn't sure if you could donate with only a savings account and not a checkings.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)
# I use paypal :)

I think rob also takes payment in crack
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# right then,
I just have to confirm my bank account with paypal and then i shall be donating.

I can't believe I let you loons peer pressure me so.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)
# haha aaaw stick a tenner in @ £2 donation ..and just let it run down :)

that's what I do.

bed tiem..night
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Paypal is your friend
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)
# thar u r!
i'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK AOBOUT YOU, lol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I don't know you but if that is you in the picture
why do you have no feet?

Happy candles! *kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)
# You're a few days older than me!
Bela Lugosi's Dads birthday was on the same day as Gronky's

Happy Candle day
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I wonder what drew so many people to b3ta
round this time of year.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)
# spring break?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Mind control!
© catnipples 2009
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# happy b3taday
i've just discovered opencobalt. man this shit's trippy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Donating something to Rob's bandwidth bill on this most heroic of days for you surely?
It also helps kittens worldwide
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9364491
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Be a nice option to just bypass all that paypal hassle
and just use a credit card; paypal seems to hate me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)
# been using it hassle free
for about 6 years now and on the one occasion where I was stiffed on ebay they quickly sorted my refund. Which is nice because it looks like I'm about to be stiffed again this week. Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Ah
I apparently have a previous account, but have of course forgotten the password; so it's not letting me send our Ginger Overlord any more money

In other news WE MEET! Clash of the hippogriffs versus the unreliable griffons I reckon; anyone's game I should imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:35, archived)
# day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)
# and you still haven't donated!?
cunt.

no, really i love you.

1
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
LET'S DO THE TWISTER, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
# :D
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Done before. Except not only was it someone else's idea (mine)
It is also a stolen idea from a repost by me in this very same compo. Then stolen by onefortheroad

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# pfffffffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# haha
topical
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# They are having a grand time!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)
# you got to it first,well done hahahah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I shoudnt like this...
..but I cant help it!

Click!
(I helped save b3ta! P, Benny P, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)
# FRAT PARTY!
:)

Right foot, left hand, ANUS!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Right foot, left hand, ANUS!
Right foot, left hand, ANUS!

Right foot, left hand, ANUS!

Waltz with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Just this one dance.
As long as you don't step on my toes ANUS.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] there goes the deposit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# AAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHAH
 
boooiiiiyyooiiiiyyooiiiinnngggg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# too soon, man, too soon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
How dare they take out our jumping castle!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# :D
I'm going to enjoy this compo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I thought you went to bed? :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I have
i'm blessed with extraordinarily long arms.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Lols
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'll compo a black man in a hat.
OH FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# if only you'd have thought about that 12 mins ago
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# What a horrific twist of fate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)
# But as long as you make it "Topical"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)
# I want to see this animated,
as it bounces off!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical Rodney King/Pirate Gag


Click for bigger (308 kb)
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Can't we all just get along?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# my hat also has unpredictable white lines around it
mayhap I'm related to Mr.King
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)
# or your hat is on Tony montana's desk
after he cut his coke with bipolarlity
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I have found my hat and it was on the radiator in the spare room
it smells of spare room
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It would seem so
from your profile page.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# YES!
Renaissance art had no seams, that's where it failed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] happy auschwitz is happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# it keeps making me laugh
which I think is always a good sign :D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# I think dogs dressed as people dressed as food is giggleworthy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# dogs dressed as people dressed as food dressed as happy auschwitz
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# HAPPY BECAUSE OF DRUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# what other
way is there to be happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Popcorn makes me pretty happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# toffee popcorn!
tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# SEE? You're happy. Happy from popcorning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# hehe
today i am very happy, cos i just paid the deposit on a flat in a CHURCH! *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Party round yours!
I'll bring the drugs. Nurofen party.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Play this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugEgKA24dig
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Aldi maple syrup popcorn ftw!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# that's coz when they ask you if you want it sweet or salted you say
I WANT IT COVERED IN DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Observing other people's failure.
As an Englishman that makes me happy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# LAUGH FOR YOUR FREEDOM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I laughed so hard I shit. I assume I'm free now. Free to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# he has terrible gas
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)
# it ruins his concentration
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)
# this is far too high-quality for this time of night
much woo!

edit: sorry folks, i didn't mean it like that!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# fank you :)
bed times now I thinks.

ta ra peoples of b3ta :)

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# boom!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)
# well, we're all going to hell, in a handpunnet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# this is what I thought it meant as an innocent child!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)
# STARE AT ZE VALL LIKES YOU MEAHN IT
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# fucking shitty walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# bagsie the strawberry punnet :D
nom nomnomnomnom

also fucking A!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I boughted a storeberry trifle at tesco today
it was nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Excellent!
The new Disney World ride?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] He made the hat himself
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# He made the hat himself
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# He made the hat himself
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# He made the hat himself
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# he's misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# ED GEIN, HE'S A LADIES MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# 2000th post, 2nd b3taday, protocol demands this




NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I think you're lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Also day. Happy day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Thank you.
Lying? OK the photo is 3months old but it is mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# AND I FILTAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# SEY IT AINT SEW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# CANNOT SHALLNOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# WHAT I CLEARLY MEANT TO SAY WAS:
HELLO, DARLING, COME THIS WAY OFTEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)
# HULLO THERE MISTER
YUS I'M HERE EVERY DAY, WHAT'S A WEIRD HUNKYFUCKBEAST LIKE YOU DOING IN A CIVILISED PLACE LIKE THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I FORAGE FOR TASTY SHOOTS AND FUNGI FROM WHICH TO GATHER NUTRIENTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)
# day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# and those are some child bearing hips if I ever saw some
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# The best type :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I didnt say it was a bad thing : D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# I was lying on my sofa with cameraphone taped to a mikestand
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Very nice!
Maybe it'll get FPd.. Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)
# THIS IS ART
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)
# and pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Any plans for next year....
he said hopefully.......?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)
# I was brought up as a naturist
so I s'pose next year could be one of those twisty cameras on a stick up my cervix
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Have some nutmeat
Happy B3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# NUTMEAT
BEST OF ALL THE NUT-BASED MEATS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Only from Australia
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# A real shame
I've had many nut roast/cutlet-type preparations, but never ACTUAL NUTMEAT.
I must get some.

NUTMEAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# it's an anagram of MUNT TEA
happy b3taday, ministry of ministries
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Fanx mister!
Right now I would love some MUNT TEA
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Surpassed only by
Nutella!
and Nuttelex!

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Nutella conatains nuts?
odd
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
# ..................
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# you're a doctor noW?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I decided it was for the best.
I have noticed that people seems to put 'dr' on their names if they have been here for too long.

Also tis what my degree is aiming towards
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh I'll be epiphany MEng (Hons) soon hopefully then :D
And maybe if I decide to do a PhD instead of getting a job I'd then be Dr epiphany MEng (Hons) :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Dr Scunner Bsc (Hons) DClinPsy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)
# who are you?
I thought you were new?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I was Ministry of Shit, then Ministry of Shelving
Look for a pattern
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)
# So what will you be next?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Ministry of pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Ministree of Apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Or maybe the Ministry ot Tasmania
Considering Tasmania's shape...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Shape of an orange, right?
Right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)
# you know it...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Brocolli of Munt Tea
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Shit, shelving, nutmeat,
that's a confusing pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# fibinacci
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Fibinacci of Trees
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# sounds like a linear progression to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)
# drug addict
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Oh mimsy
photo or it didn't happen!

oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# no...attention seeking cunts demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Is that a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Cunt? Cunt joke? No? No.
I'LL MAKE MY OWN GODDAMN JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:35, archived)
# yes, I did get what you were meaning..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Cheer up, guy. It's not all doom and gloom you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Pffft!
THAT STATEMENT DESERVES TO BE IN CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I don't see why

crackin' body...but so very fucking sad.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Congrats, and may I be the first to probably inappropriately say:
Phwoar!

Happy day to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Thank you kind sir!
As a mid-to-late 30's year old I need all the Phwoar! I can get ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)
# nice teeth
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! YES
no
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)
# hmmm
wat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)
# BRN & H3D, NUTSHELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Hooray
For lovely lady-milestones!

EDIT: Here's a more suitable covering:
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Is that some alternative minge?
For there are many.
This evening I've searched MINGE in various states of safeitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 1:51, archived)
# That would be the back of my head over your minge
It was meant as a compliment.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# o.0 *drops monocole
*cough* uh, happy candleday miss!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:01, archived)
# *curtsies*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm


Toasty
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)
# i dont see no fluff
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Check your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Only dumbasses set themselves on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Get this in early before it's done to death
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I saw that nazi cat online somewhere recently but I forget where it was.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Kitler.
yey
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)
# JA! JA!
 


MIAU! MIAU!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)
# HEIL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Popular Hitler is popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Oh hai popular hitler cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)
# explain this!
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ^ this please
Afraid I've no idea what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
# why do people post then just ignore the response
i dont get it
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)
# I don't get it either
but I sure do like it
(Splurgy, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Sorry washing the dishes
I was trying to cheer up the infamous New Year's Eve Birmingham gangland shooting of Ellis and Shakespeare by introducing a red nose.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)

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