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[challenge entry] Run Crive!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Awww I want to cuddle him
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# don't
he's covered in poisonous barbs...

I just saved your life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# awww
:D

*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# arg - no
the poisonous barbs...

*gag*

*choke*

*splutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# why did no one warn me about the
poisonous barbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ^_^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
I always love your work Prodge
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Disaster strikes down at the yard....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# I bet he lighted his trainfart
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# He must run on natural gas
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# NOW YOU WILL ALL SUFFER
PUNY HUMANS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# as long as you stand directly on the rails in front of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# and don't go up any hills steeper than a gentle slope
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# or venture into a leafy area
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# and as long as there isn't the wrong type of snow on the tracks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# the 11:57 apocalypse from York has been delayed
due to signal failure

*bing bong*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha ha
trains would be shit mortal enemies... especially with the state of the rail infrastructure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# It only took daleks 30 years to get over the whole stairs thing
We have plenty of time to construct our battleplans
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# WHAT
Daleks have worked out how to use the stairs?

right, let's see how they deal with this

*spreads marmalade on bobbly carpet*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# did they break a dalek with silver foil in the old days?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I THINK I CAN
I THINK I CAN

PUNY HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# ... or possibly behind me
also - don't move tangentially to the rails

PUNY HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# :-) lol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Die you paedo train
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hope it hasn't bindun - it is probably Emma anyway
(h3llo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# It's a website in a website
*counts off number of fails on his fingers*

EDIT:



I'm sure someone will find some way to complain about the gif.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I shall take a screenshot of this and post it on another forum

It'll be a NEATO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# THE END IS NIGH!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# That gif is way too small, you bastard cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Hmm I just realised. I never made the connection before
Lucian's brother therefore someone I know's grandfather. I should call her.:(

EDIT: Or is that great uncle. I never remember.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# grand-unclefather
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Grancle
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I thought that was an elderly testicle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# If it has, it was smaller
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# This must be my rucky day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# i see what you did there...
/doesn't see blog :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# *joins up with your gang*
also - bless Clement Freud. He was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# cockney rhyming slang?
I still don't /get/ it but I do /see/ it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Ahhhhh, NOW I see it
Clement Freuds/Haemorrhoids - but it ain't funny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# hurrah!
*anticlimaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ummm...what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Presenter to return to Watchdog!??
ZOMG!

Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I hope it's Howard Stableford
he's been doing nothing but ironing for the past 149 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# isn't he finished yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I hope it's that foxy minx
The Tesco value Connie Huq they've got now is no replacement
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Mmmm ...
Tesco Value Connie Huq ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# does she come with less clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Less sexyness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# You a guilty of FAIL on 4 counts:
1. It eclipses the moon
2. It's bigger than it should be
3. It's a FUCKING SCREENCAPTION
4. It's not funny

(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
# f) Google toolbar?
6) what have they actually done?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Adjusted the text slightly, to replace "(was a) radio game show contestant"
with "(was) cockney rhyming slang for piles".

Really - they dwarf the man himself with their humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# now I see it
but I don't *see* it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# the cockney's have really let standards slip
this wouldn't have happened under a Thatcher Government!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I want my money back!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# *refunds 2.3 thalers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Never in the field of humour has so much joke owed so much space to so many B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# well - thank you anyway
new poster old person...

please come back soon. We're only being such a bunch of cunts because you didn't put very much effort in and kind of fucked it up and stuff. Learn from this. Grow. Try harder and come back and prove us all wrong

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# surely he was father
of the cockney rhyming slang for piles?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Surfs up
(rogue pieman, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Surf's Up....
....dog!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *spangs*
hard
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# *enjoys it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Surfs up!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# :D
kitten/surfboard

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Hull please
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Pearoastastic.

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# RIP Clement


*I'm shit at spelling today....i hate the Roamns
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# nooo!:(
but woo at rooamn times!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# :(
I will miss his morose voice on just a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Once again, getting my news from b3ta
:'(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# And Peter Rogers too...
b3ta.com/links/Peter_Rogers_RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# this is grand
but very :(

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Romanus Eunt Domus?
v.sad
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# So:
He turned into Bomberman? Is that what happened to him?
Lol though.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ARGHH
this news is bad
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Clouds and sheeps


Click for bigger (97 kb)
with a pinch of HDR

(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Hooray for HDR. All the naysayers can kiss my chuddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I wasn't a naysayer until you said that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# My chuddies are horrible. I've got the horriblest chuddies in the world.
They're at least 9 foot long, blue and they insult everyone. What's a chuddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Chuddy is northern for chewing gum
I'm not sure I want to be kissing 9 foot long, blue and insulting chewing gum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# That's not what I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *checks urban dictionary*
Chuddy - A penis wider than it is long?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Yeah, I've got a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Sorry
*slinks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# No, I do.
It's MASSIVE. As big as your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Are you saying I have a big head now?
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Only in one dimension.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Now I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# 9ft long and 10ft wide?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Don't act like you're not interested.
If anyone tentacle rapes you, it should be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# i guess that makes a certain amount of sens....
hey! saying unreasonable things is a reasonable voice is cheating!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This works much easier face to face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# should you ever become a sex predator the girls of albion don't stand a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# PANTS
that's what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Oooh I've got loads of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Pffft!

You bastard! I almost got my coffee on my monitor again!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# *naysays*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ooooh you'll regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *shakes fist*
why I oughta...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *pesky kid* yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# and I would have got away with it
if it wasn't for you damn kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I like HDR pics..


wish I had a camera that could do it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# You probably do
The main bit of kit really is a tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# so what you are tryin to say is my fujifilm a510 camera will let me take hdr
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You just need 3 images
one underexposed, one overexposed and one normal. Most point and shooty cameras have the settings that will let you do it if you play about enough. SLR's do make it a lot easier of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ta much :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# This is a fine example of when HDR doesn't suck because of overproduction
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I kept thinking should I add a light beam in there, but it might have been a bit of overkill
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# If you do that, it's only a tiny step away from adding lens flares
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# No no no no no.
Am I the only person that judges an artist on their ability to leave something alone when finished?

I'm shit at that, by the way, but you've got it to a great piece. Stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I did don't worry
Photoshop hasn't touched the image at all, it was all done with a tone mapping engine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Nicely done sir, I hope to be better at all that one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You're not.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ahhh, thanks chap.
I think I could be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Heh, I meant this as an answer to both your question and your statement ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :D bless you for humouring me.
ADORE ME, DAMN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Haha, okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# cor!
that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# oooh lubbly
looks like where I live

....was going to go for a walk, ....makes another cuppa and stares at pic instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Christ, you might actually get away with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# You and me, we're like that
*points at your head, points at her head, points at your head, points at her head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# And that's how it is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *knew you were going to say that*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Alright, I'm going to get some coffee now

any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
#
*Hands (HANDS!) you all your coffees*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *drinks it out of my hands quick*
:) - ta
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ooooh, yes please
*is back on the coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Just some thing to make me feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# what's wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Sore throat, headache, shakes and a temperture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# That's no good!

*offers tea instead*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :D
tickles abound!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Morning, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# alright lovebot :)
how goes eet?

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Smashingly.
I'm lying, work's a bitch but then that's life. Du?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# not bad fankies.
should be out workign but it's rainign and being shit. so I'm checking out cooking times for a gratin :)

and found a recipe fopr mackerel and rhubarb that is making my mouth go Hmmmm!! as it can't really imagine how that would taste and so wants to try it for itself.

but the rain seems to of stopped so out to work it is. hurrah! monies for all!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# meheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# that is quite happy i'll agree
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Want some doomcoffee?


Currently ordering the sauce:
www.cappamachino.com.au/_img/etienne-louis-espresso-coffee-machine.jpg

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# hahaha yaya
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Yes, I'll have my doomcoffee black please

like my men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Half a cup of black men please, with some milk & sugah
'ning sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I like my coffee how I like my women..
bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# I sometimes wish I drank it like the Beastie Boys

I like my sugar with coffee and cream
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# worst. lyric. ever.
in an otherwise great song
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# see!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I'm into the double cappu with ++ sugah
I'm such a wuzz

my girlfriend is the real man in the relation , she always orders espresso strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I like my double espressos black, no sugar

The girlfriend? Green tea with lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# There's nothing better then spit a bitter women in the eye after you fucked her sister
that's it...i'm getting some.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# IT'S FUTURE-TECHNO-ROBO-WIZBIT
and also see ya Clem!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# nicely:)
HAL eyes of death :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Sorry Dave I don't have sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'll have an explosive long black please
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Owww you tease!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Oh and this...


I should apologise. I had planned a proper nudie shot, but circumstances dictated otherwise. But it would have looked like this, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# congrats, JS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# contrats!
about 200 til my 55555. I'm determined to not forget it like all my other ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# fi fi fi fi fi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# fo fo fo fo fo
hum hum hum hum hum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# sheez
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I am curious to learn what those 'circumstances' are ;)
I cannot imagine any condition that prevents one from taking his cock out

Congrats!

and a good morning to all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Congrats fella!

'nings!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# congrats
that's a scary amount of posts that
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Considering I barely posted for the first six months
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# i understand though
i've only been here a few months and the amount of images i've got on file is scary :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# *claps* well done, old Scary Mange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Hooray!
but why does it say "14502" in your profile then? :|
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# shhh they need the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# *sits down again*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I have karaoke for attention-seeking
B3ta is therapy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yay I've posted 45132 messages!!

look at me more!!

look at me more!!

LOOK AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# NOOO LOOK AT ME!!

I've posted 68109!!11oneoneone lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!!

I must post a picture of myself now!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# with your kit off, I hope
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Yes ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# cos i've posted more since i posted this...
*tut*

EDIT: I am indeed a great tit... and embarrassed myself for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *is outraged*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Congrats and nings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] compoed it as kitten kidnap by aliens is a disaster isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
Mow mow mow, mow moooooow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# This is wonderful

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Hahaha
lulz!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Fricking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! "So long and thanks for all the 'Whiskas'"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# they'll never forgive the whales
for stealing the good stuff though :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure which is scarier ;)
(timtam h4x0rd @, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# dance..dance..dance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I Said! .....i'm driving! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# That's exactly what my cat looked like this morning
as I was trying to give him his tablets.

Fine... stay snotty then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# There is an easy way to give them pills
and the method becomes quite obvious when you consided how much time they spend showing you their arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Easy way is to hold them with 4 strong men,
use a stick to pry the mouth open and a bucket of water to swallow it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Hahaha. It's a hell of a lot easier to hold them by the scruff of the neck to imobilise them
then squeeze the corners of their mouth so their jaw opens. Then watch them run off to crap in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Thats what we spent 20 minutes trying to do this morning
He's pretty good, in that he won't scratch or bite, he just manges to twist his body in 15 different directions at once
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# You need you get a good grip of the flesh over the front shoulders and neck and pull up.
If you do it right it's reflex for them to hand there and not move a muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# ^this
let them know who's boss
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# You have to with any pet.
It really pisses me off when you see pet owners in public let their pets dominate them. No matter how unwittingly the do it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# It's quite easy, just use the right tone of voice and sometimes slap them a bit
Never leave your kids alone with a dog and always know that cats think they own you :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# My folks left me along with the dog. I think it depends on the dog.
I find if cats know you're the boss they're a lot more effectonate (although they still will try and wrap you round their little fingers).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Well if you smaller or the same height of dogs they might see you as prey
or competition...kids usually touch them and of course it depends of the character of the dog, but even the luvely dogs can give a warning snap.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# aw
are they poorly?

give them some grass (non-allucinogenic sort)

ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# nings nibs
Yeah, got two from a shelter on the weekend. The tabby's got a cold and the b&w one won't go near us. But at least he's eating and he's not sitting on the powderkeg that is the back of my telly anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# aww, give em a week or two
one they sniff everything out they'll be fine

if they start washing each other's arses you know they're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# There is always bribery
I find that if you go to the fishmonger and get some offcuts and steam them they'll quite happily come up to you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# No photo not real!
The two I had came from a shelter too. THey were kittens but their mother was feral. Too two weeks for the second one to come up to me.
At least it's only a cold though. My two had ear mites and an amaebiod infection that meant they whee shitting soup round the flat for about a month.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Photos forthcoming...
I have a couple of crap-o-vision ones on my phone, but I can't find the data cable to get em onto 'puter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I'm very lucky with that sort of stuff.
GOt a tiny lil techie sotore down the road which appears to have a tardis interior and as they import everything sell stuff under half the price of the bigger store.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# What's wrong with the kittens?
When I give my little guy his flea pill, I hide it in some meat. He can't tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Tryed that, he ate around it
We've resorted to hiding it in cheese.

Which I'm a little concerne3d about since if milks bad for them how can they eat cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahahaha! I wish I had a cat chauffeur....
'nings everyone, on this rather wet thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# nings Steve
is it still raining?

I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# it was just spitting....
by the way, anyone know what a "code 3" is on the london underground?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Circle Line Bum Orgy with Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# well, I know the circle line has sever delays as a passenger was ill on a train today... Too much Swarfega I guess...
the "Code 3" at TCR apparently required a lot of staff to rush to the platform according to the tannoy... I'm guessing someone went under a train...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# It means a terrorist just blew up Clapham South tube station. I wouldn't worry too much
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Actually, if they blew up Redfern Station here in Sydney, the station might look better
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Some Swedish girls are spotted
in bikinis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# It's sunny overhere....or do you have a steaming wet lady overthere?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# "a"? I have many - I work in a sauna, don'tcha know?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Usually Sauna ladys are huge ;).
poor guy

*pats back*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# heheh awww
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# HAS THAT CAT BEEN DOING DOUGS?
Woo - well done Fly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] He wants to hatch a new friend...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# That's your duck .....isn't it!
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# For some reason this makes me think...
can i have a go on the jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# I see nipples!
Does that mean it's NSFW?!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# thank you
or is it only nips belonging to the female gender that cause offense?


if it is - shame on you!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Where's BJ?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# YESS, maybe it's BJ Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE

and at that, i'm off to bed.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Indeed, its a silly place.
Also
AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:40, archived)
# I KIND OF WANT TO GO THERE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:44, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU FEED YOUR CATS FIRST
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# DON'T DO DOUGS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRIAN ON DOUG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)
# I HAVE NEVER LOOKED AT AN EDD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BRIAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# TELL BRIAN NOT TO DO DOUG
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)
# haha
OMG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# I remember beep beep!
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# This is not true
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)
# : D
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)
# That's OK though.
That was dropped.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Hahaha
nooooooooooo not again!:P

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I'LL NEVER COME BACK IF I GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:48, archived)
# you could wear protective gear
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
# But it's morning.....
'NING BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
# only for you british folk.
here it is a sleepy 1am.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:55, archived)
# I'm not British, I'm Dutch
(don't tell anyone tough!) well good night for you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Well its pretty much evening here
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# It's sunny and luvly overhere (and I'm @ work :-( )
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)
#
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)
# IT'S A KIND OF MAGIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)
# have one of these instead
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Not that I'm at work
But some may regard this as nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)
# really?
there's tits further down the page
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:52, archived)
# true,
but there are no nips.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:54, archived)
# really?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)
# as I'm tired and ready for bed
I'm not going to stick around and argue, but in mofaha's pick the "nips" look more like dark shadowy circles, where as your image is much more clear
and the nips stand out way more and a boss walking by would more easily notice them.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:00, archived)
# ok
you win - the nips are getting bigger
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)
# it's all a matter of opinion, really.
nsfw did cross my mind when I saw mofaha but it's more "deluded" so I didn't think much of it after that.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:04, archived)
# THIS IS TOTALLY INSANE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:51, archived)
# [eatcheese]WHY SO DELIRIOUS!?[/eatcheese]
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhhahhah
this made me laugh, quietly and cruelly to myself

I may still be laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)
# Shopped only please...

NINGALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)
# why so serious?
:D
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:21, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BEAT YOURSELF WITH AN UGLY STICK
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a long long time since I posted on the main board


(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:29, archived)
# That's Cool!
Eruptions rock!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)
# I'm a few miles south of you
Let's do a joint earthquake fluffeh disaster! :D

Edit: I was at the Angels game against the A's last Wednesday.........
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)
# OK. *rumble* Head for the door frames!
*shake* *shake* *shake*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)
# I knew that cunt was responsable! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:50, archived)
# I think he's trying to save folks by diving on the explosion.
Or he's the target. Mainly just wanted to get that (this unending FFS) disaster in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Burn the mother down!

(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)
# YES. TWICE.
edit: Thrice? Including Euro one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Disneyland, Disneyworld
EuroDisney and that one in Japan.
So that's four times *counts on fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)
# *makes note to order FOUR nuclear devices*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:41, archived)
# Please, just THREE.
I only live 20 minutes away from Disneyland and don't want to be nuked.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# And you've not torched it yet? Slacker!!!
Burn the mother down!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:01, archived)
# what happened to goofy?
:(
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:59, archived)
# Jade Goofy?
She died. Don't you read the papers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# HE GOOFED OFF AND DIED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:05, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE WEST INDIES, HAVE A NICE DAY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:10, archived)
# Hey, long time no
see.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)
# I AM IN A HAPPY HAPPY PLACE
 
just finished work, must be time to bugger off home, feed the cats, go see some reggae.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:13, archived)
# Nice.
I is going to have another *half* glass of wine and then hit the hay
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)
[challenge entry] May I just
squeeze this one in?
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:36, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Is that Kate Bush?
I love Kate Bush
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)
# No, but I can see the resemblence
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:07, archived)
# It is Kate Bush
Stop hiding behind your filters
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)
# No, it's only her norks...
you can't see her bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# Moiré!
Although, the file size will start to go insane or
artifact to shit if you layer much more, eh. AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
# They're saving to gif ok at the moment
as long as I keep the palettes small. All but one of them have been monotoned. You're right though, add a little more colour to this and it would difficult to get it under 100kb and still look ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# Ooooh, Matron!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# It's just like playing strip poker on my C=64!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# I was bloody devestated the first time I played it!
Sat there for an hour or more and when I finally one, she had to get her knickers off, THE GAME CRASHED!

Talk about frustration!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)
# the Sam Fox one, or the hand-drawn one?
 
IT WAS THE EIGHTIES OKAY AND WE DID NOT HAVE THE INTERNET FOR PORNOGRAPHY LIKE ALL THE SPOILED LITTLE SHITS THESE DAYS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Hard to say.
*googles*

This one! The second part which is the original C64 version. Ante $5!
members.chello.at/theodor.lauppert/games/artworx.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)
# even funnier: we didn't have a C64
 
so I only ever played it at (male) friends' houses
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:45, archived)
# I played it at my Uncle's house!!
And he was married with 2 kids... I must've playing off my own disk or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# OH YEAH! SHOW US YOUR SAUCE!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# He's not showing us his sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 7:07, archived)
# ALACK
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)
# AIDS DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)
# NOT UPON ANY MANNER OF MECHANICAL CONTRIVANCE.
 
GUARD YOURSELVES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)
# No point, no future :

I will beat you to death with the corpses of your children

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE GOING THERE MISTER
 


BUT LET ME ASSURE YOU, YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# WE'RE GOING TO RORKE'S DRIFT FOR SOME KINKY RUMPY PUMPY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# HEY MISSUS
I have arrived on my doubly-diffused super-sandals
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
# And I shall depart with said sandals
DEVOID OF YOUR AIDS CULTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# YES DEVOID
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)
# that picture of Stanley makes me sad
because when they got where they were going, he probably mouth-raped that little boy and drowned him in the river

DIRTY COLONISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:21, archived)
# there is no such thing as rape, there are too many unwilling youngsters
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# and too few rivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:28, archived)
# I SEE DR CHIKE RIDING A VERY TALL BIKE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)
# That Napoleon's riddled.
He went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# ZOUNDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Stays away*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
#
something about cress and Norris Cole
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# RUBBERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:07, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)
# WOULD THAT SHE HAD NOT
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Hark at thine two wheeléd contraptione of avoidancee
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:04, archived)

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