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(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# excellent
I like

and I think I've said this before, but you often remind me of André François (R.I.P.)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_François
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# queen is falling!
excellent doodling there

edit: doh! twice in one night I done this :-/
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# :D
AAU
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# doodles?...posting doodles?...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# All envelopes should be like this :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i try and save them
nice of the post office to send all this free paper.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I went through a phase of madly doodling on the envelope of everything I posted
In fact I maight start it again
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I can't do that due to the fact I write notes on all my envelopes.
About fucking three envelopes covered back and front in notes which have been there months and I haven't done anything about.

I really should my mum up from the hospital...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Send me a letter :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I am actually doing something odd with old Radio / Telegrams right now
For work reasons
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# your design for the "little hitler" doll
seems to be progressing nicely.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i love your doodles :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I love this
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# ha ha I like this lots
I used to do similar
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Can't beat
a bit of doodling.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like fun
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# haha he's certainly enjoying it
has he just received his £60,000 per annum pay after his 80 hours a week shifts which explains the crazed look on his face ;)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# No, he's just seen some black and white people living in perfect harmony,
and it's made him happy, because he's a lovely caring man.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# is it?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I don't know, is it?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)
# lick the fuzz...
...it's right fucken tasty!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hahah
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i would
but i'm just not that flexible
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# you would say that...
...try to control yourself!... :P.... :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# why?
i have more fun without the control ;)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i knew some girls like you...
...*runs away*.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# run all you like!
you'll be back, you know we're the only type of girl that any fun!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] They really are fun loving bastards!
But sometimes they get a bit overexcited and knock people over....silly policemen :)

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# His haemorroids are gonna explode!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
"Shop tha police comin' straight from the desktop
A net nerd got it bad 'cause of drag/drop
I'm not the big man so B3ta thinks,
They have the authority to rid'cule a minority"
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Yeah.
What?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# fo-real

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I love you Mr Blackman.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Mr?
that is my dad :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I love you Richard Blackman.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# haha!
thought he was humping an orange!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# which is quite apt as I was about to post this, but not in a new thread :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Pahahaha I just gobbed all over my laptop! :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# :D
that lemon is wearing shoes!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, you are a nonsense
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# haha
freaky
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I just realised I uploaded the wrong one.
Now more easily identifiable :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# glorious!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# That thing's probably filled with his own methane
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Awwww!
Poor Bobby!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# me likey bouncy bouncy...
...me likey bouncy bouncy!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] YEAH!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *joins*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
# YEAH!
*takes name.*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# what's his number?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# 7billion
YEAH!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE FLYING LAZER POLICE
NEVER EVER
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] My other car is a VW
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Oh yes, this is one special police car
Have a click, mister.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# more police like this please!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)
# FAR OUT AND GROOVY
 
woo!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Gay Squad!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I'll join the police when pigs fly!
OH FU-!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I can actually imagine that chasing me out of my house and gunning me down in the road now.
Possibly the most terrifying image ever. But if you got rid of the policeman and just had the guns it wouldn't actually be frightening at all.

Odd
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# guilty
you have done a crime.

*calls lazer squad*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I don't think I have trousers sturdy enough for that thought.
I shall have to shit into a 1950s soviet helmet.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# in soviet russia..
helmet shits in you.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# And japan.
Obviously.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Ego shop
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Nice dress
where is your bonnet? axe and helmet?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I'll stick my helmet in your axe wound.
Or something.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# forgive me fatha..
for I have sinned.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ahahaha
*newsnight just did a ninj style photoshop by putting alistair darlings face on dorothy from the wizard of oz*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
# kinda looks like me...
..as a fellow viking, you need to check out:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)
# You are in St Nicholas Priory in Exeter,
You are also me.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I AM THOR...
...God of Thunder!

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# The whole crotch height tightly gripped axe shaft thing confused me for a second there :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I had to look twice.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I didn't think you'd need an excuse to look twice.

That's medieval piercings for you.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)
# it was subconsciously painted there...ha ha...:D...
...check out some Amon Amarth!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPRt6Tt6RyM
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# You're a viking?
What kind of broadband package do you get back there in the 9th century?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)
# That's the way
Timotei advert's ought to be.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Wow you look like Ewan McGregor
Corrr.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Fuck off!
[EDIT: My eldest says I look like Hagrid.]
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Sure he didn't mean Haggis?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Lovely table
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] blah blah blah blah
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Is this a muslims = terrorists joke?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Apply for a position today!...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# that is actually an ice cream van, isn't it?
surely?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Cutbacks
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)
# He really is trying hard to improve America's Image.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# phwoar!
wouldn't half.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Each village/town/city should have it's own Conga Squad
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# :D
'clicky'
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hahahaha
im liking this compo :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# "In car chase situations policemen can form an inpenetrable conga line capable of laceration and decapitation."
I also I love this picture even more because all the policemen seem to have their hands on eachother's arses, except whoever is behind the woman, which seems to have made her feel a bit left out.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
# glorious.
 
woo!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
# excuse me...
...i'd like to get through.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)
# did someone mention conga squad?

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)
# "Steady men..."


Sorry about this lameness. And I forget - is it OK to include kittens in pictures?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Do you have a kittenshop licence?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Damn!
always something!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Fortunately, I sell them
Where should I send the invoice?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# My accountant will take care of it
please wait till I locate him...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# haha he's a ninja kitten that one
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
and woo!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# thats a kind of magic
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bouquet of barbed wire?
Interpolflora:



(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Please don't hurt me :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Oh no, what have you done...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# The yellow duck is loving the attention.
Woo
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING?!?!?!
MSTANPILLS?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Must be something in the Sheffield water.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Sheffield water is ace! :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# That is true.
I was back down south at the weekend, nasty chalky stuff down there.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I know :(
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Look he left his pun-bag on the bus
it was handed in to lost-property and after 30 days if not claimed I own it ;)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Argh! Puns! argh! argh!!!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# >:|
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# duck
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Oh no no no no

yes
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# (')< QUACK
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# That painting is a contradiction
It's a pairaducks.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
this pun stuff must be spreading.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# oh maiden
what are we going to do with you?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Probably have me sectioned or something ;)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# so long as they have internet in the funny farm
you'm very silly :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I read the compo entry as 'Shot' the police
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# OooohARRRrrh
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# OooAAAAAAAAArrrh
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahahaha
i stupidly did not see that coming :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# What a fantastic username
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ta :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# best thing for 'im
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Old joke, well executed :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Aye pet
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ANPR has other uses
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Sorry, I can't make out the screen :(
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# It didn't work very well
It was supposed to be the death race 2000 points sheet
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ah ok.
I wouldn't have got it even if I had been able to see it then :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It looks more like Predator's self-destruct screen
*drives into the protestors, sets the timer, starts evil laughter*
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL
cheaky compo pea

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# :D
Reminds me of explosm
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# i used to make em for their forum readers
before i reallised they were all cunty and immature
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# not like b3ta at all, then.
 
: D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I fucking love this.
Also the Mao one.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# thankya :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# That's
what she said
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah
excellent.

are your pigs pack-rapist thugs too, then?

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10477760
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
# haha
probably
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Haha
love the drawings.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)
# cheers :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Pfft,
brill!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)
# can't read it.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# OH HAI THAR I AM HPPYTOATS I HAS A FP AGN PLS. NOW.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# bindun
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ah well.
Everything always has.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Your mum.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Saucer of milk
Table two.

EDIT: Although my ex will agree with the last bit.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Bindun with monkeon, no?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Probably
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ello ello ello

what's all this then?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Wonderful
x4
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Bindun with Monkeon no?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Its ok.
I took a vow of un-originality.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Meeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# More of this sort of thing.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
thats awesome
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# blimney that's quite mental
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# This is simply marvelous
*click*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
# WOW. That's amazing.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)
# FIGHT!
 
that is awesome
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oooof!
A little harsh, perhaps?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Its ok.
I drew him a big mong that he requested earlier.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# all hail the big mong
B3ta standard bearer and superior name calling device.

Now see if you can draw a "nignog" and so forth and thus deprive racists and the like from all their name callings :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# bitchy and bitter with a side serving of who gives a fuck
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# But we love you anyway.
I couldn't resist
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# like I care
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you're confusing me with monkeon and smallbrainfield again
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# congrats on your latest fp!
hot fuzz is hilarious!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I'm not even going to bother looking, you cheeky monkey
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# haha damnit
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# exciting mathematical working out
2.8% of my posted images have made it to the front page - my maths could be wrong though.

4050ish images and animations made for B3ta, 113 fps

4050? I really should focus on doing some proper work
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# jesus, only 2.8%?
you don't half post a load of SHIT :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# this is what I try and tell people
but instead I'm made out to be the mods girlfriend or something

If I do the same maths, assuming that 10 percent of monkeon's posts are images, the other 90 being replying politely, then he scores 65% FPness, that's some pretty damn impressive likability
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You are, but you only managed it by pretending to be HappyToast.
Hang on..
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# back in the olden days a few of us had a big drunken debate about who got board favouritism
and we arrived upon an evil plot to test it: we decided to swap our images with each other prior to posting

i don't think anyone clocked us, and it proved nothing, but it was a laugh anyway
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Pissing my knickers I am not.
.
( HappyToast 'http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/ Wed 22 Apr, 22:00, Add Friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! , Reply)












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(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# PISSING IN MY KNICKERS HERE NOT
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I fail at memory.

Also mammary.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Not British police but I made sure the car was LAPD
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# How wonderfully tiny :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# You sound like my ex:P
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ZING!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# ZAP!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ZOODLE!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ZWING!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# PZOOWIE!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Fucking silent Ps!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Well they are if you gag them.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
I modern terms CS Lewis wasn't bad at it either.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I once saw a book called "Primer for white folks" at a garage sale
I'm kicking myself for not buying it for curiosity sake.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Are you sure it wasn't Primer for White Fences?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# *cleans glasses*
Oh, carry on.

(googled: pub by Doubleday in 1945, written by Bucklin Moon)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *applauds*
Wonderful.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhah!
 
I haven't seen you on the board in a freaking age.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! YES.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I'm sure the British police force will find this particularly helpful in their recruitment efforts.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Well that and not being a bunch of cunts:D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] HAVE A FACKIN' BREW, WOMAN!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# compo it!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I have haven't I?
or is this meant to be some form of ironic statement as you don't think it fits?

I think the gift of brew is nice :(
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# haha. Hold on to your knickers.
He's twatting her in the mug with a mug. Or is that preferable to a baton?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# He's all like caught up in the moment of brew giving
He knows it's going to get cold and the only way she can survive is via the warming power of brew.

also I can't I've gone commando for well over 4 years..

I could go and fetch some of my old boxers though if clinging to undergarments is deemed absolutely necessary :P
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# The gift of brew is a lovely one
unless it's delivered through the medium of a hefty backhander
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# it's all just angles innit
he's not even close.. she's just a bit flinchy like...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I have never cringed as much as I am watching the apprentice now.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# simple solution
don't bother watching it
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# It's entertaining, just in a painful way.
These so-called business geniuses make a hideous number of mistakes.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah, and the the ad agency isn't helping....
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Im knee deep in crab shit here!
/ac

Was the best bit of last weeks episode
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# This is actually the first time I have seen the proper
show this series. They get more moronic every year!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Yes, they are all retards
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# PANTSMAN!
They are all fucking clueless cretins!

I love the fact that none of them realised that it is 5 a day and not 3 a day!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# That was hilarious.
The two adverts look like something a GCSE media studies class might throw up
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Well to be fair,
that never surprises me. They have no time or money to make the adverts, so you can't expect too much. I actually quite like the Treasure flakes idea.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah, it is pretty silly some of the stuff they make them do
I would rather see actual business going on, but there we are, that's not as funny.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# why watch it then..fucking rich cunts feeding the rich

(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# :D
TEA!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Take that backhander bitch!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
 
'AVE IT
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)
# JAPES!

(not compo'd as I'm not entirely sure it's relevant)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# OW
:D

wrong place!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha lol
Also anyone watching the apprentice?

One of your 3 a day??? WTF?!?!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha wut!
'pops on tellybox'
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# They are making cereal and on it they put one of your 3 a day!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# haha silly mongeese!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just read this :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Barry Sexman

..is home.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Oh
My
God!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Yes dear?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I say!
*fondles very appropriately*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# You really need a new deity
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Very true.
She won't even talk to me.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# he wants his supper..
GIVE HIM HIS SUPPER!!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *prepares Miaow Mix*
OK, ok.. just getting it ready now...
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# melon!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# ok
and with that I am off, I say this, but I will be browsing t'webz on me phone.

Night all

take care
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# 'night sir
I'll keep an half an eye on your updates ;)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# pester me on with facebook messages if you want
It is easier for me, then gazs on here
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Those were the ones I meant :)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# It's the same web as this one here
'night
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# no, it is slightly slower and smaller
night
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# night night
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# haha corr
now that is sex!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# WOULD!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Mr.Sexman sex me with your sexcock
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# no sexcocking..
but he may latch on to you with his erotic limpet.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Aw, bless 'em
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
top
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# haha!
yes : )
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahahhahahaha
Wooo
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Haha
"left hand to man's face"
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# pfffft
left hand on protesters mouth
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# *spins again*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Right foot in protesters groin
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
splendid
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# You big mong,
oh wait,

ArF! Woo!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# haha a wonderful thing to see
this deserves a click
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ha ha, that's cracking!
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
*clicks*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Nice picture, but to be honest the source puts me off.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I know what you mean
I was always more a connect four person myself

/edit:
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I once made a girl cry by refusing to let her beat me at connect 4.
My tactics with the opposite sex haven't improved much since either.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Fistingly good!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# HAHA! YES.
But why do they have so many counters?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Ammo for the inevitable fight over who goes first.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It's to give the girl the illusion that she can win this at some point
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Silly girl, you still loose at it
Never go second when playing connect one
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
but I fail to see what this has with Sting.

EDIT: Does that t shirt say Mediocre wanks?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# you know you said that last bit out loud
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Pffft!
You've interrupted his rhythm now.....
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I wish it did

also: Sting?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Englishman in New York?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah
It appears that every post for this compo is going to have Sting in it as this is a clever and witty play on the word Police.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Oh shit
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# All week;)
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I don't think anyone is looking forward to NSFW Sting pictures
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# That's some inspired taggage right there.
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# very true..police bastards
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
That looks as if it was a very tricky 'shop or am I missing an important trick?
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Couple of minutes with my wacom and an eraser
and then a bit of an inner shadow
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of inner shadow
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *feels all dark and mysterious*
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Awsomes!
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

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