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giant_squid, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

is it bird flu?:P

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

haha nice piggage

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

giant pig eats plane

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

~~plane~~ caterpillar in Sunderland strip

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

the angel of the north

in a Sunderland strip?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)

What flavour was it?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

salty

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

Four legs good, two legs better

We got a load of guidance at work today regarding swine flu. What a joke. Pretty much says don't travel to Mexico and don't come into the office if you have flu symptoms.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

Level 5 *high fives*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

Sweet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

I have analysed your pig:

Pig is drawn :

Towards the middle, you are realistic

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk taker.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn and stick to your ideals

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life, and once again the longer, the better..... Oh dear.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

No tail means they're not getting any tail

so to speak.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

And yet, I drew mine with a tail. Must mean I'm an enormous wanker

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

sounds about right!

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giant_squid, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

hehehe

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

What about it's lack of pig cock?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

Bird flu?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

No thanks!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

good pig

after listening to the news I really want a bacon sammige... a good one, thick bread, crispy bacon, just the right mount of fat... brown sauce...

cup of tea and or coffee...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

psst...

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

Have a pea:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

Did a giant duck just attack them?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

i can't handle this truth

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

LISTEN TO THE TRUTHITY

WAKE UP

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

wibble

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

can you handle prepared food?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

you offering me a job?

*writes it down, jsa.blog*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

I was thinking of opening a pandemic themed

cafe

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

like "robin's nest" ?

I can be a one armed waiter who sneezes a lot.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

you're on

we'll mostly serve pig and birds and badger

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)

WHAPPLE!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)

I've just been

vaccinated... !!

*chemtrails*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)

The illuminartifarti

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

nutter!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

magnetically drawn to this

woo

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

Icke candy

He's a blockhead

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

FAQ

Err, I have read it. Why, did I do something naughty?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

152k file size.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

I tad on the large size

but hardly worth the effort of flaming the noob Mr Riverghost cheer up ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

I wasn't

Since when was asking a new person to read the faq flaming?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

Since everybody became board nazis shouting

READ FAQ you fucking MONGY NOOB and stuff on that ilk. ;)

Theseday saying Read FAQ is a akin to calling someone a CUNT or maybe that's just the way the board is now. It might have been a more polite to have said "You're image exceeds the 100k criteria please read our wonderful FAQ" :D

and cheer the fuck up!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)

the faq includes the secret codes stuff

that auto writes "Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers."

It's the suggested response from on high, I assume considered a balanced level of fluffy and stern

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

This is true

but we must not let the new people see our Secret Uplaod Codez ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

You have all teh codez

???

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

I really hate that.

Even politely suggesting that someone. new or old ( it's more the 6 year olds these days ) might want to consider a link to optimisation or a refresher of the FAQ brings out some waster who will scream profanity at you for trying to be helpful. You just can't win.

( not aimed at you, fair Maiden ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

I find that highly offensive. :O

If I flame someone I can sit back afterwards happy of a job well done.
Nobody leave the riverghost flame experience feeling half stupid. I take pride in my flaming I do!
*huffs*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

Sorry to have underestimated your power of the flame

*bows in humility*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

pah. You shitty amateurs

and your ideas of flaming. Carry on kids. I might come out of retirement and give you all a lesson one day ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

paa!

You needed a profession before you can retire!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)

Flame off

I didn't think I was being flamed - it was quite polite really.

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)

Yer dad smells of kiddy wee

is that better? I know it's not considered the full b3ta experience if you're not flamed by riverghost.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)

Oh, you've met him then

Thanks.

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)

top replying

hurrah for new people who understand what they're getting in to

Welcome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yes

When I was a kid.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

And now you must die

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

*brings on the furry, electified nipple beavers*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

Well that makes a pleasant change.

You're usually bringing them off.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

Cheers

I have now made it a bit smaller.
152Kb seems pretty small already if you ask me. What's the best way to make it smaller without losing too much quality?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)

Our greatest ever optimisation nazi was Lemony

he did a tutorial

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

"Optimise it Hard" as Lemony used to say

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

draw with a smaller pen

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)

There's plenty of tutorials

nought but a google away.

Having said that, unless you image is a certified "arts" rather than a joke, you can usually optimise to buggery and still get a positive reaction.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

I wouldn't worry about quality, this is B3ta not the Tate

Either compress it (80% jpeg is usually fine) or if you can't bear any artifacts just post it as a thumbnail with a link to a big one.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)

That's why

you will get asked to read the FAQ as it explains file-size limits. 150k might be small, but on aboard full of ever changing pictures it soon adds up to megabytes of bandwidth every F5 and unfortunately some b3tans still live in lands of despots and bandwidth caps.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)

and tea.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

I wouldn't say that every F5 refresh added bandwidth

because as soon as the image is loaded it's cached on your browser but if people alter their threads or there's a lot of new images appearring then yes bandwidth can be crippled somewhat - however, that has never stopped anybody coming to b3ta on a regular basis. I think my bandwidth is capped by and fair useage policy which might explain why I get terrible lag at times but I still come here as often as I can.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

Yeah I understand cacheing

and that's why I added the 'changing images' statement. No point going in to massive detail. Every new member should have read and understood the FAQ before their first post. It says so when you sign up. Perhaps people think it's like terms and conditions and ignore it.

I too have bandwidth caps. It's just gone up to 4TB a month, which is nice, because I'm going to go over my previous 2TB limit about 4 days before it resets this month.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)

I'm quite prooud that in all my days of using Lego, I never used to make the guys use weapons

Space ships and time machines ftw

EDIT: 150k David Ike is using this image to transmit his message, do not believe sheeple.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

I don't think they had lego guns when I was a kiddywink in the 80's

I think we just sat round waiting for fire to be invented.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

Yes, but it was real lego back then

None of this 1/2 built before you even open the box stuff

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

and we had to make the lego from mud and spit first!

Young'en t'day don't know their born!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

^^ this SO hard

its not even real lego now. What ever happened to imagination?! If i wanted to have a lego Millennium Falcon, i had to make the bastard out of grey road pieces and trees :D

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

*wires Ad7 up to his diagnosic equipment*

*diagnostifies*
*marvels that Ad7 has appear to have turned into his own father*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)

Riverghost - Iiiii am your father

rg "NO thats not true, thats IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
ad "Search your lego box rg, you know it to be true"

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)

I had no father

I was raised in the wild by halibut.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

though on the flip side

mindstorms is possibly the best creative kit they've ever made

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spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

This

I believe the lego company only started making weapons since they started making star wars sets. It was a bit of a taboo before.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

They had the bazooka thing in the picture there, and i think that wa spart of the revamped space series (when the guys got moving visors)

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

Yes, but this is from much later than when the first star wars sets came out

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

but there were enough pieces that doubled up as weapons though

infact, the original pirate sets had muskets, swords, pistols and cannons; that was before Star Wars lego

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

You are correct

weapons could be fashioned in a thousand ways. And pirates? Yeah. They indeed had cannons and suchlike.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

I never had space lego...

I may have to write a 'Daddy, No' novel about it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)

At least you had lego

The old man's factory made cheap budget 'lego' so guess that I had to use?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)

Hahahaha

Good form.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

hehehehehehe!

might be an idea to make it a bit smaller in future, though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)

That made me chuckle...

welcome new person

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

[insert hilarious caption]

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)

And on the 6,773,726,985,453rd day, God created cheezburgerz

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)

See... isn't that better than all this fire and brimstone stuff

the 'popular' religions go on about

ningles Cap'n

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)

Speaking as a member of a popular religion

I forgive you, please come to our coffee morning, we do scones you know, I'd like to talk to you about Jeeeeeeeeesus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)

It is knockout stuff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

We don't use that any more, that's why we've got the scones.

Thou shalt tempt parishoners without the use of chloroform.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

Scones would probably be more effective on me

than chloroform

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

This was our thinking.

*opens door* the scones are in here. Join ussssssssss......

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

There must be something more to catholicism

I mean, they make people believe they are cannibals during mass and noone bats an eyelid

Edit: Oh and morning Captain

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

~~the scones are in here. Join ussssssssss......~~ *gets on the floor* *everybody walk the nephilim*

edit: fuck's sake, it's too early for me

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spacefish bong!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

[hilarious caption]

lol

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)

O, and Hi all!

lmao

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

what number am I on your list?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

One

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)

Get in!

*struggles*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

*slo-mo runs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

We are? Marvellous.

Oh no Mr Mediocre, don't chase me round a park at nighttime, oh no, I'm so scared.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

*chases*

Today is Koninginnedag (Queen's day) over here. Everyone is dressed in lolwacky orange, selling crap on the streets and listening to the worst dutch singers they can come up with, while drinking beer.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

See, I think you guys need to have a word with the Oirish.

They seem to have got a bit confused.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

Confused?

I thought they did the same, only dressed in green.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koninginnedag

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

I was making a joke about Orangemen, nae worries.

How be yourself?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

;) Okay, got it now

Yeah, I'm okay.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)

celestial cat iz watchin u evolvin?

Good 'ning Joe.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)

nings bazzer!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

[insert hilarious response]

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)

That's what SHE said.

Zing!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

OK so you're the top 2 of the FP, the top 2 of the police compo (only narrowly missing out on a clean sweep of the podium)...

Is there anything on b3ta you haven't pwned this week?

Mornin', btw.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)

talk board, links board, question of the week

unlikley to appear in the newsletter, oh and the backlash is already on with MrGiggleBollocks entry in the new competition.

Although I don't think my drawing style is anything to do with the last Image Challenge, just that I was one of maybe 3 people who didn't do the opposite of what Fraser asked.

Sorry for the lack of chuckles, I think my on off stomach pains for the last 6 months may be a hernia :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

Ah bummer...

although at least if it is a hernia then they can fix it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

And the best thing is, it's all well-earned!

That means: lots of amazing cool stuff shared with b3tans for free -- and I can't see any downside to that, meself.

Many many many thanks, HT!

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)

Ceiling Cat is watching the Earth move for you

Also..... THIS-------¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

my thoughts as well...

I'm hoping people will pick up on the "Who IS running the world?" angle, rather than just ICKELOLZ

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)

hahahahahahaha

hope? on B3ta? and you've been here longer than me!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)

I've got my rose-tinted specs on

B3ta is the only thing keeping me sane at the moment.
So any glimmer of hope must be seized upon and squeezed till it bursts

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)

Well

He is watching this

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

i love this time of the week

"guess the competition from the first page of the board you see"

i hope it really *is* lolcats.

[edit] oh, oh well, maybe next week.

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new_matt, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)

have this then

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new_matt, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)

Nice

That would look good on a T-shirt

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)

"That's no cat!"

nings joe

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)

*waves*

Midgets and dwarves and that don't like it when you call them pecks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)

hehehe! ningles Cap'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

ningles steve!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

earth is watching ceiling cat float

nings b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)

In ur solar system, affectin ur magnetic field

Wotcher Nibes. I might call you Nibblypig. Would you mind?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)

hello

no, you can call me whatever you like, as long as it's not Susan or Erbthorpe

hmm, I think a cat got in in the night and pissed somewhere

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)

Nibblypig it is. Maybe occasionally Mandy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

Nings Mi'Ni'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)

*waves*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)

Awww

Hail ceiling cat

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)

Doctor W.H.O - Probably bindun to Geoff.

But I wanted a go anyway.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)

pffft... I've been thinking the same thing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)

I thought I could smell bacon burning

Turns out it was just an overcooked bandwagon.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)

ZOMG

You mean i'm not the first to mention the flu?

Well paint me shocked.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)

*sneezes*

you swine!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

Poffin

the Buffin

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)

hahaha

boarderline, 'You've got red on you.'

EDIT: Back soon almost my favorite time of the day...

They're at the starting blocks. The line up is long haired junkie with whispy beard, skinny junkie with strangely huge belly and muttering old lady junky.
THE DOORS ARE OPEN.
long haired junkie with whispy beard makes a dreaking start closely followed by muttering old lady.
They've been send back. THEY'VE BEEN SENT BACK! This has never happened before!
THe doors are open porperly now and another amazing start by the long haired junkie with whispy beard.
He's streaking down the aisles leaving the others standing!
He's right at the end, he downs the cup uf methadone.
long haired junkie with whispy beard is the clear victor.

Ah I love the junkie methadone derby at Boots every morning.

Never had a false start before though.

You'll have to excuse my wittering.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)

hahahaha

Reminds me of the Tramp Cider Derby my mum used to offciate every morning when she worked in Spar.

She used to say they were the nicest guys going at 8am. By noon they were utter cunts.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)

A great sport indeed!

I think the really sad thing is that methadone addiction is much harder to wean people off than, well, just about anything.
Yes, it's a shitload safer than whatever the bloke on the street sells.
But part of me wonders if there isn't a better alternative.

I apologise for taking the controversial position that "Junkies are people too".

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)

I bet they haven't tried a nice cup of tea instead.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

Nectar of the goods

Actually you've set off my tea cravings. Time to put the kettle on....

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)

hahaha!

nings BLD

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)

Haha

I bet he worked at Bletchley Park during the war

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)

SCIENCE!

(

elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)

STELLAR!!!!!!!!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:26, archived)

at least one of them is Doug for sure

woo

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:30, archived)

^this

www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/dorks/stellarunit.mp3
Awesome.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:45, archived)

www.saidthegramophone.com/images/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)

I want one of these.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

ha ha ha

oh I do love this! Ning!

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)

They have a new line up these days. Added a girl some time ago.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:41, archived)

hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)

This worries me greatly.

Man I got hammered last night! I got so pissed that I woke up and found my pockets stuffed with Burger King straws.
I know that sounds pretty slozzled but I don't eat at shite holes like that even when ratted..
This means I went in there purely to nick their straws.

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:02, archived)

Haha, ning

When i went to Perth WA with a mate, there was (probably still is) a 24 HOUR McDonalds...oh man, the times we rolled in there. Once we went in there at about 5 in the morning and my friend ordered 4 quarter pounders and 3 large fries for himself. And ate the lot. And doesnt remember it. I have pictorial evidence.

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)

Only in Australia! yes!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:18, archived)

Doesn't it make you proud.

Soon you can all be as fat and the British, courtesy of the good ol' USA.:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

Actually Australia is now number one, per capita - as the fattest nation on earth

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)

I used to live in Double View for a while

There was a 24 hour one there. I only used it for the McShit'n'lies though (going in pretending you're a customer but only using the khazi).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)

I know McDonalds gets a bad rap

but when you only have one once every 6 months or so with a DEVASTATING hangover, they can be just what you need. We nailed that 24 hour one though, it was so cheap. God knows how i came back from Oz having lost weight :S

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

I had an urge

for Maccy's breakfast on Monday.

Couldn't face a fry up, so a double sausage and egg muffin meal with an extra hash brown does the trick nicley

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)

When were you here?

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)

He's standing right behind you as we speak!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)

Oh healthwise that's fine

but I don't just hate them for so called food. It's what they do with your money and what they do in their greed to get money I dispise them for.
I shall take them down a straw at a time:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)

hahahahaha

Is your local still 'closed for refurbishment'?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)

No it's open for mice again:P

That reminds me I haven't stuck the sign out for a while. I'll have to do that again:)

I still haven't used up all the straw from the last time I was that drunk.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)

Shut up.

(67227, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

aaaaaaw

It thinks it people! Now cute.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)

hahaha! I seem to have a random collection of mcFlurry spoons, yet I don't remember eating them :D

nings Ghostie!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)

'ningles.

I dispise the McDonalds ice cream. SInce they came out in the 90's they've desimated the businesses of the independant van base ice cream vendor by selling cheap potato based ice cream!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

hahahahhaha! outstanding :D

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:13, archived)

I'm worried about a bacon shortage...

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paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:06, archived)

STAY AWAY FROM ITS ARSE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:11, archived)

SCRAPPLE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)

Mmmmm, rinds!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:14, archived)

heh

www.marriedtothesea.com/071108/tastes-of-the-swine.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)

I like that the pig is floating on a disc made of crap

more than likely surfing through space like the Silver Surfer.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:00, archived)

Actually they say that Pork is safe to eat

Swine Flu is not transmitted from Pigs to Humans only Humans to Humans how that happened don't ask me! But it's great news for having a bacon sandwich. ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)

Does that mean it's safe

for me to have sex with pigs again?

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:19, archived)

Why did you ever stop?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)

Thought I might catch something

You know what pigs are like for STD's. Sleep with anyone that lot, never take precautions.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)

it's nearly 7am and the internet is real

and so is your life

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:39, archived)

Why are you awake?

You British are idiots.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:42, archived)

hay eyem not stuppid

(

sock more tea vicar?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)

Lamaow

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:47, archived)

Am I?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)

QFT, EABOD & HAND!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:43, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)

Shake it!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:45, archived)

Congratulations

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:53, archived)

i didn't type this.

mkdgwvjk dcv
rgmsdu nsgi

egjnve gfmcnksngxrd
ncjhbg

tibber gibber mong mo ng you cunt cunt cunt FUCK

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)

to quote john lennon

"i have diarrhea in my bong"

(

d d, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:10, archived)

Ace!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)

WHAT A SWELL PARTY THIS IS.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)

THIS IS A GREAT SONG FOR A MULE WORKOUT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:16, archived)

I love the little doggy's head

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:19, archived)

PARTYDOG.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:19, archived)

PARTY HARD.

PARTY.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)

COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)

I twust too hard that summer.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:37, archived)

ACTUALLY, LAST SUMMER WAS ALL ABOUT THE DONK.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)

DOMINATION: SO SIMPLE-- EVEN A CHILD CAN DO IT.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)

the internet would be so much better if everyone on talk died.

Actually there are three or four funny people there but I think this is one of those omelette vs eggs situations.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)

there are plenty of people who post on /board who would be better off dead

THE FUCKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)

We should eliminate them one by one.

and we'll have Kraak & Smaak playing in the background.

Or Cicada: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYOBFwqM5cY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:43, archived)

again with the four on the floor

although it is good house music, methinks it is still house music
and I tend to lose interest unless I'm on something extremely suspicious

that said, there are at least four tracks I've been enjoying on the K&S site.
Still undecided on the albums..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)

Haha

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)

Yes!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:19, archived)

VIMOD IS READY TO TAKE YOUR CALL

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:24, archived)

Got banned by accident.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHAH

FUCK YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:30, archived)

Not B& enough!

Needs more Henry and 50foot woman, LOL.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:34, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I need to add more to this image so the dayshifters, and board nazis, will understand. ;)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)

The nightshift ruined Henry. Did you know that?

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)

Nothing surprises me anymore...

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:44, archived)

Gornkpan pointed it out.

b3ta.com/board/9401415

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)

GODDAMN SHITEATING FUCKS.

from what I saw us funtimers generally disdained the Henry wagon
I think we like to make our own fun

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:49, archived)

Well done.

open another bottle of white lightening and spend the rest of the day revelling in how utterly champion your life is.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)

I didn't make this.

Click for bigger (137 kb)

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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)

"YOU'RE scared? I have to walk back by myself!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)

So wait. He'll fuck Piglet to death?

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)

yeah, and pin it on Christopher Robin

POOH, YOU EVIL GENIUS

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)

I bet he'll shit on the corpse.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)

oh how we laughed

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)

GIMME SOME HUNNY

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)

AND THEN THERE'S THE PRISON-RAPE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:02, archived)

OH POOH! DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)

HONEY HONEY, HOW YOU THRILL ME!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)

HUNNY 5 dolla

Taken from 100 acre deadwood

(

Craffty, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)

Hahaha

Pea

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)

pigs man pigs

(

d d, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)

If the pig does, Pooh is likely already fucked.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)

"Bother" said Pooh. "j00s 4ll my bi4tch3s"

(

weaver., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)

I have no idea. Must be bedtime.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)

Ikea furniture gets delivered from space.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:51, archived)

ENDLESS PIZZA!

FROM SPACE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)

Why does england get all the spacepizza

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)

that is just the central delivery point

from the distribution depot the miraculous space pizza is then transported through invisible underground tubes to hungry hungry lizardpeople

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)

And yet

still they forget the garlic dip.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)

frankly these aliens are taking an incredibly lax attitude towards customer service

YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS OFF THE LIZARD PEOPLE, LET ME TELL YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH WILL GO BALLISTIC

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:35, archived)

Woo!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)

Woah

Coolness

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)

Nicely done!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:21, archived)

I haven't trusted them since that shitawful cover of Money by the Beatles.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)

what what what???!!!

and psst... the Beatles version was a cover too... the Stones do a much better version

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)

Thread waste Thread waste WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!!!

(

Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:19, archived)

this website converts long urls into charles dickens quotes

dickensurl.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:22, archived)

Do you think that it will seem long to me, while I wait for her in the better land where I trust both you and I will be mercifully sheltered?

(

Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)

yeah it's really good too :/

(

Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)

mind you, it's better on short urls:

i just bummed your mum

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)

A fitting one is right at hand.

dickensurl.com/60e6/It_was_the_best_of_times_it_was_the_worst_of_times_it_was_the_age_of_wisdom_it_was_the_age_of_foolishness_it_was_the_epoch_of_belief_it_was_the_epoch_of_incredulity_it_was_the_season_of_Light_it_was_the_season_of_Darkness_it_was_the_spring_of_hope_it_was_the_winter_of_despair_we_had_everything_before_us_we_had_nothing_before_us_we_were_all_going_direct_to_Heaven_we_were_all_going_direct_the_other_way

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:32, archived)

FOAD

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:27, archived)

i'm sorry, i'm not from the internets.

what does that mean?

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:28, archived)

to add to the shite of this post

f*c**o*k rape

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weaver., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)

*guilty little sniggers*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:45, archived)

WHY? WHAT DID THEY DO NOW?

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)

I WENT TO BED BUT THEN DIDN'T SLEEP HERE I AM.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)

PICTURES, MOTHERFUCKER. CAN YOU POST THEM?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)

4900.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:47, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)

as long as we're wasting threads

(

d d, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)

CLASSIC BONERS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)

Stupid fuckers! Everyone knows ghosts don't grant wishes.

That's what werewolves do!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:07, archived)

MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)

HELLO I AM A GHOST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 6:33, archived)

he comes....

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)

It seems your mustache there

got a little bent out of shape.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)

he comes....

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)

he comes and goo-ooooo-OOOOES

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

karma zalgo

karma zalgoooo - ay - oo - oo

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:06, archived)

I GOT A GAL IN KALAMAZOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)

poor bastard

EDIT: not meant harsh

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)

I can hear her screaming

HIYA MISTER JACKSON
EVERYTHING'S O K A L A M A Z O

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)

hmm, I don't think these are the original lyrics somehow

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXrZ7pMbkvI

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)

I have no idea why, yet...

Endlessly! We'll likely all
drown in a torrent of eye
blood and black smeg.

If the space lizards don't
get us first, of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)

yes

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)

Change--from within!

And without end. Or so it seems so far.
Early days to see how well the lizards,
or the Old-Ones, have reined him.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:11, archived)

Mister Lizard

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)

ONE HUNDRED DAYS OF LIZARD RULE

ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:21, archived)

i don't like it

when the lizards take over my living space

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)

I have some pizzanews:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQBjJjpkjl0

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)

Perfect for anyone you can't trust with a knife or scissors.

Or a pizza that has cheese on it. Any less on that pie
and you'd have to call it tomato soup soaked toast.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

gimmickry, plain and simple.

and who the fucks eats pizza off plates?
WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, MAYBE?
AND A NAPKIN! HAHHAHH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)

"Recycled paper" plates are standard for "by the sliceshops" around here.

And one napkin per customer. No matter if you buy more than one slice.
They just stack them on one plate and grudgingly issue the one napkin.
Still, at 99 cents you can't expect much more. Boxes from the chains are
sometimes quite insane. Dip trays filled with sour canola oil tubs of goo. Yuck!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)

Lets not point out the pollution of the corporations, or the deforestation, nor the chemtrails making are planet darker.

Oh no lets not, lets worry about fucking cardboard boxes for lazy assholes to eat pizza on. By Goerge! That'll save the polar bears up in the north!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)

IT MEANS YOU CAN FEEL LIKE A GOOD PERSON

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:40, archived)

ah bullshit

and the perforated box idea isn't even new
www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060505/the-pizza-coffin/
(though you could only really fit two or three slices in the fucker)

since they sold out and moved to the UK, Hell Pizza's gone to shit

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)

with this much passion I am curious why the pizzablog died such a quiet death

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:52, archived)

IT IS FOR BLOG.

I STILL THINK ABOUT THE PIZZA BLOG
BUT I HAVEN'T EATEN PIZZA IN A LONG LONG TIME

EXCEPT FOR THE OTHER DAY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:59, archived)

after not eating pizza in so long

a friend came round
and he was like
I AM ORDERING US SOME PIZZA
since there's a Dominos down the road
I have never eaten Dominos pizza before
but I have heard it is okay
but he was like
TRIPLE CHEESE CRUST, MOTHERFUCKERS?
and we were like
YES
and the topping was a bit sparse really
mostly capsicum and onion I think
but the cheese crust
wasn't really cheese
more like cheese sauce
and there was so much
not just the crust, but a layer of cheese sauce inside the whole base
the dough wasn't really cooked properly
but we ate it
all of it

I might try the thin base next time if there is a next time

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:11, archived)

I STILL THINK ABOUT PIZZA A LOT

MAYBE I SHOULD EAT MORE PIZZA MAYBE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)

that triple cheese base is a guarantee for a 5am attempt to fall asleep on the toilet

I still try and eat dominos from time to time which is a bit silly considering the amount of nice pizza places near me.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)

I AM STILL THINKING ABOUT PIZZA

LOOKS LIKE I'LL MAKING PIZZA THIS VERY WEEKEND, BABY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)

I THINK 2007 WAS THE YEAR OF PIZZA TIME PIZZA

WE COULD BRING IT BACK MAYBE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:12, archived)

Hmmmm...

I've not done too much this year that fits in there.
Not sure about you lot, never was actually.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)

lol

goerge

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:42, archived)

Why did they have to make him a homo? He used to be great!

(Swagga, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)

IT'S ALL A FRONT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:35, archived)

I like this because what the fuck.

I'm going away now.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:37, archived)

I'll leave you with this

Night

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)

EEE I'VE MESSED ME TROUSERS GROMMIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)

CRACKING CHEESE GROMMIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)

Then, out of the box

out of the boxCame Thing Two

and Thing One!

And they ran to us fast.
They said "How do you do?
Would you like to shake hands
With Thing One and Thing Two?"

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)

GOOD FUN THAT IS FUNNY

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)

I particularly like thing two.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)

Thing Two is like a corporate Sarlacc.

(But I think I got off with Thing One at a party in 1991 after necking half a bottle of neat gin because, wow! she wasn't fat)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)

It was a little sarlacc inspired

I must confess.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:43, archived)

I THINK IT WANTS ME TO STICK MY COCK IN IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)

IT'S NOT A TOASTER, BUDDY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

CHEATING ON THE TOASTER, EPISODE 7

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)

It would. It's a right slut.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)

A young colleague of mine, recently arrived from Dublin, had never heard of Keith Chegwin.

He didn't even recognise him after I showed him this.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)

New one is quite sea-worthy.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

the second one

he comes.........
EDIT: the bottom one ZALGO

(JoePesky, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

the golden lamprey robot of death

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)

I'm sorry in advance

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)

HEAVEN KNOWS I'M A REPTILIAN KNOW.

Now I look stupid.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)

I think you'll find

that know you look stupid.
Apologies again :p

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

MY REPTILIAN LEGS HAD JUST KNOW

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)

Haha!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:31, archived)

LIZARD PEOPLE IS GOOD PEOPLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)

DEY BE CHASING DEM TALES

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:33, archived)

I WAS LOOKING FOR A POND AND THEN I FOUND A POND

HEAVEN KNOWS WHY I WEAR A SUIT

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Shlvng, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)

INDEED.

YET, IT MIGHT EXPLAIN THE HEARING-AID.
MANY LIZARDS HAVE SHITTY HEARING.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)

THEY ALL HAVE AIDS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:00, archived)

WHAT HORRIBLE MISFORTUNE.

I HAVE SKATEBOARDS FOR KNEES.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)

haha. i knew it all along

devious, truculent and unreliable little lizard

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:50, archived)

Haha!

and just to reiterate, haha

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:52, archived)

Typo correction noted.

;)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:58, archived)

KNOW I LOOK STUPID.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)

Sorry... I'm picky like that

Like David Icke.
I think.
And lol

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)

David Icke? Picky?

No no, he'll accept any bullshit from any source.

:D

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)

That's fair

A little too fair...
Fair like....
A LIZARD

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:07, archived)

HOLY FUUUUCCCCCCK.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:08, archived)

I love that song

so have a click for your work and theirs!

Pull up a kitten, shop a cock etc.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)

this one time, I totally saw him eating a whole rat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:19, archived)

ahh woaah fuuh houurgh fooaaah foooaaaawwwww aahh

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)

PRVIOUSLY:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)

mnlnmnlnmnlnmnlnmnlnmnlnmnlnmnlnm 40,000 years.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 3:17, archived)

They do say whole foods are very good for you.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:24, archived)

Well, only half would be hardly enough.

Frankly, I usually eat two and nibble a mouse to pack corners.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)

tasty, tasty rat

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)

EVEN BETTER WITH A BUCKET OF SOY SAUCE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:35, archived)

RODENT SURPRISE IS BACK ON THE MENU!

wooo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)

Ah... fuck it...

I was just gonna do this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)

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