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I done a doodles during gym class today...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Pencils?

In gym class? You'll poke someones eye out!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Javelin budget must've been cut!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Harold?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Pokes

You right in the Faecebook!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

You Durty old maan!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

It's okay,

I wasn't actually doing gym, I didn't change. Again. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Why don't emos like doing p.e?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Hey!

I'm not an emo. I'm just lazy.
Honestly though, PE in my school is a fucking joke. It's football, track, and capture the flag with kids who are wayyy too competitive. And I always get injured.
Why, do you like PE?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Shouldn't you have been climbing rope

or playin Dodgeball or whatever the kids in america (woah-oh) do?

I like hipster dudes hair!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

BOMBARDMENT!!!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Yeah, but I honestly can't be bothered about gym.

So I didn't change (again) and sat in the bleachers to draw.

And thanks :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

That is why all you Americans are chubby funsters :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

I imagined

your gut wobbling while you laughed at that... more a Hur hur hur

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

I'm not fat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

By the way, I have an album for you,

I shall gaz you the download link henceforth and forthwith....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Okayy

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I imagined White Castle spitting out from

her mouth while she was laughing.

Fat Americans make me sick! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Shut it, Whoop.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

LOLROFFLE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Nice Kim-age there dude!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

You knows it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Shit, why do you keep on springing up like that

That lovely

You got over the hands problem, by making them have a fiddle :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Hahahahah

thanks :D

I just don't wanna draw hands. It's way annoying.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

I hate drawing hands, I can never get them right

Which is why I've gone back to doing hatching, I find it easier to draw people using it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

Hahaha

that works, too :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

see :), not so much on this one. Part of a load of illustrations I am doing for some thing I am writing. The one I am doing at the moment is mostly hatching

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Yay!

The faces are great

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

:D:D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

Myyyy god you drew a girl

The girl is actually approximately how I dressed when I was 16. Fact.

Edit: also, nicely drawn :)

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

You dressed as a girl?

Or are you a girl and you dressed like that?
Or you just wore Tripp pants?

A lot of kids I know wear Tripp pants.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

I didn't intentionally dress as a girl, I'm not a girl, and I've never heard the word Tripp before

But my trousers, or 'pants' if you like, were stupidly baggy.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Oh, okay.

Everyone calls them Tripp pants now, because that's the primary manufacturer of such pants here. x]

Ici, le pantalons du Tripp.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

Well I bet Mr Tripp is laughing

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

But of course.

:]
I used have a pair of Tripps, actually. But last time I wore them, I felt like a 13 year old, so I got rid of them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

Are you saying I looked 13 when I was 16

Me aged 16 is deeply insulted.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hahahahahah

Noo, silly.
I bought the pants when I was 13 or 14. I put them on a few months back (I'm 16 now) and looked in the mirror, and sort of went 'Fuck, what?' and felt like a 13 year old wannabe at a metal show. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

16 year old me is crying, literally crying.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Whyyy?

Maybe you looked fine in them. Some people do...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I used to wear them too.

I drew the line at chains.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

You mean you didn't have the chains?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Nah, just the stupidly baggy jeans

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Oooh, okay.

I realized I look stupid in baggy* pants, because I have funny short legs. They hang really really long on me no matter what (as do normal jeans) and then I can't get upstairs at school. x_x

*Most. Not all, because I loooove my Illig pants

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

No, no, I looked like a 13 year wannabe at a metal show

I know when I've been told.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Oh hush!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Anyway, contrary to the "Athena can't draw girls" bit above her head, I think you've drawn her quite well. Her hair and face are really good.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

Aww, well thank you

:D

I wrote that after I'd only done part of her. I was having trouble with her boobs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Happens to me as well.

_Zing

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

I thought it was because they made you trip over them all the time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Well that too.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

testament use that symbol on her shirt,well its similar

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Google gave me that symbol when I searched for

'Chimaira logo'.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Woo

The right hand gang.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

I see someone avoiding drawing hands!

DRAW SOME HANDS RIGHT NOW

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Hands are hard.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

But...but...

they're really hard :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

they're also really important

without hands you can't give any kind of dynamic pose, and your drawings just stand around looking awkward

"where the fuck are my hands?" they say. "WHERE?!"

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

I knowww.

I really do need to practice but...ugh. They're like...near impossible. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

well if you figure it out it'll really make your drawings more interesting.

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

I know, you're right.

I'll do some practice this weekend or summat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

You should get Titstsar to do them for you, he can draw hands real nice

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

LOL, OH LOL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

hahah

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Needs this music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4&feature=related

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

"Do you even have hands?!

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS WOMAN!"

Also I actually wore my coat out today because it was raining when I left, but immediately got really sunny so I just looked like a cock.
And more specifically a down on his luck 80s businessmen cock.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

haha

i wore my beanie and fleece that keeps me warm but makes me look like a burglar. as soon as i got outside it got sunny. what the hell, weather, now i'm too warm and i look like i'm going to rob someone

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Then you should rob someone.

Go with the flow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

I also bought a trilby for £2.79, an Attack of the 50ft woman t-shirt and a gun holster.

But that's beside the point.

I'm so going to bandwagon the b3tabash. Bandwagon it hard!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I just need to get a wetsuit and some latex body paint now!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

I had the opposite problem.

I just wore a shirt to work and got absolutely pissed on in the 40 minute walk home.
I suppose it saved a trip to the fetish club though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

HANDS!

alexds1.deviantart.com/art/Hand-tutorial-83785318
odduckoasis.deviantart.com/art/Hands-Tutorial-23565813
Plus you have a reference, like, right in front of you. Unless you actually have lobster claws or something.

I see your faces improving, but you don't seem to have even attempted to improve your hands, and it's hurting your drawings. ):

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Ooooh I'm saving them, looks especially helpful for pointing based foreshortening which I suck royally at.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Oh, thank you!

:]

I know, everyone ends up looking awkward, but I will work on it. I promise. *salutes*
x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Huzzah!

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Hatebreed rule.

I just wish they had more hate, mit cheeses.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

I was gonna put Hatebreed on her shirt

(the three band logos are there because I copied them from Google for possible use on her shirt) but my friend told me to use the Chimaira logo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

I'm really into CuntChrist at the minute.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

I like a bit of CuntyWife

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Christ-Shitters were playing at the mall but I missed them because Afro-Allah was on VH1.

The cuntz.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

You'll

never get a better bit of butter on your knife... oh wait..

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Hahaha!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

All the songs I've heard by them have been pretty awful.

Dimmu Borgir are surprisingly good live though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

I quite like Dimmu Borgir now.

I used to not, but I've rather gotten into them. Blood Hunger Doctrine came on my iPod earlier today, I really like that track. :3

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

I don't know many songs, and most of what I've heard is from about 10 years ago.

I might also be mistaken about the good live bit, I was drinking German beer by the litre at the time.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Hahahahah

So they actually might not be good live? Cool x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

They certainly are when german beer is involved

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Oh well,

I'll remember that if I ever go see them...
:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Not as good as Hatebeek though.

I believe their lead singer is a parrot.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

^Drunken bollox

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Is he copping a sneaky ball scratch?

Also grrr. later check in of idiots. 10 mins and they're locked ot.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Naaah.

I just can't draw hands.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

probably a game of pocket billiards

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

No free Buckfast for them then eh?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

I went to 6th form with that girl. She's lost weight since then.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Shit, I need to listen to Kings of the Carnival Creation now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

drawing in gym class

you're my hero.

Also why isn't this on the popular page? I may appear needy but it took me a good fucking while to do.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

an icon?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

oops

blame the beer.

amended.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ah yes

I've seen that one too ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Aaaah yes.

That is rather good. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Hahahah

Awesome. :D *high five*

The post icon? x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

It strikes me

that people haven't appreciated fully the beauty of the post icon.

edit:also young lady, a friend of mine's band, I believe, have a sound that would appeal to an American market. What do you think?
www.myspace.com/subnovaband

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

They're rather good,

I like them. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

cool, spread the word

they've just lost their guitarist (ironically he moved to the states).

If I was more confident I'd link to my (the one I just joined) band too.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Do ittttt.

I wanna hear. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

It may just randomly appear on there later on, it does that sometimes for reasons that are beyond me.

Think it either depends on the number of spazz back and click on it causing it to jump on the popular page eventually.

Also there tend to be a lot of people who don't reply but do click I Like This and vice versa.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

hmmm, I guess

the things it's near on my best were mostly challenge posts which get more votes from people passing through,

But I was just trying to elicit more views. *feels slightly ashamed for doing so*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Artist impression in two years time...

(FuriousGeorge, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

CF/PS/LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

That's nice.

*enthusiastic thumbs up*

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Shit man!

He really is pretty fly for a white guy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

YOWASSAPENINMAN RED ;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Eh Up Rapey!

Alls good in the hood! How about yourself? How have the interviews been going?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

I've only gone and been offered all three of the jobs :)

I start september 2nd, pretty goodo in my territory, going down to Truro (deepest darkest clansoul territory) tomorrow for some funtiems.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Well top congrats young padawan :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Thank yee kind sir!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Oh, it's you in the ceiling watching me masturbate

That's okay then.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Looks like his head is on backwards.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Micto?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

COLOURS!

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

ROFFLE!

Nice :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

It's like I died and was reborn in anglecolourland.

Fuck yeah.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

lololol

Nice,
I'd be interested in seeing the codez if they're available for viewing.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Here, it's a version of this, doubled up in PS with the blend mode of the top layer changed to punch the colours

startshape layers

background { b -1 } // although I used { a -1 } for the final render

rule layers {
draw { }
layers { h 50 s .9 x -0.1 a 0.5}
}

rule layers 0.3 {
draw { }
}

rule draw {
arc { }
draw { x 0.6 y 0.6 r 80 }
}

rule draw {
arc { }
draw { x 0.6 y 0.6 r -80 }
}

rule draw 0.6 {
arc { }
}

rule arc {
10* { x -.09 r 12 h 64 } {
CIRCLE { a -0.98 h 184 sat 0.8 b 0.7 }
}
}

rule arc {
10* { x .09 r 12 h 24 } {
SQUARE { a -0.98 h 184 sat 0.3 b 0.7 }
}
}

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

don't punch the colours, they never did anything to hurt you!

thanks, I will have a play around.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

if you use

size {s 4 6} outside any rules, It'll crop the image to that size, if that's useful to you, or you can change it to tile for a tileable version.
You can also can add x and y to offset where the frame is in the scene.

edit: oh, you can render to alpha'd background? NICE :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

When I've played with the tiling

it seems to tend to overfill the frame.
I'm not actually too worried about the framing of the CF output because I'm taking them into PS afterwards. I'm rendering the CF output at 6000px x 6000px so I have decent image sizes to work with.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

haha that's a lot of pixels

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Nice, but you missed a bit..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Hey Buddy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

I aint your buddy, guy.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

pffffft

His face and hair died years ago :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

HERE I COME JESUS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

hahaha

embalmy..

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha he needs to be vibrating slightly

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

LEARN, LEARN, LERN, LRN, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Seriously now,

that Jumper/Pullover is fucking tremendous.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

Spppppppppppppppmaaaafffffffffphhh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

DES :D

Deks and Des. The new comedy show, coming to BBC 2 this summer

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

One's a baffoon, the other is a heroin addict, when day got tagedda, HILARITY, was the result.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Make it now

I want to watch it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

*MAKS*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

Noice!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Luvvly Jubbly :)

Ning all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I especially like the greens

in the bottom left corner-ish.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Prrrretty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Not very successful experiment

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

I had a go at that contextfree thing

didn't have a fucking clue how to make it go

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

have you had a look at the examples?

it's easy once you work out the basic idea.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

yeah

it's that basic idea bit that's giving me trouble :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

'Tangle.cfdg' is a good one to start with

when there's more than one rule of the same name, it chooses one randomly each time. You can weight a rule to be more or less likely by putting a number after the name.
r is rotation and s is scale.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

wow! That is brilliant!

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

haha

theyre too heavy on the left side it's going to fall

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Techno-Boirds

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

have this

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

AreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

now THAT

is beautiful

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

BoOids

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Woaaah treelean!

You're great, Bloop.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

Haha colourful :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

Ace :D

Compo it!

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

it did cross my mind

but I couldn't think of a good enough excuse!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

"it got birds in it"

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

It's to do with birds.

Birds tweet.
Close enough :D
Everyone's doing it.
Look at MY bloody entry! :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9425616

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ClanSoul, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

haha good point

I love how confused people get when you do the picture in first reply trick.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGBIRD IS LONG

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

bloop is on drugs

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Oooh, purrdy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

this is one of the most beautiful things ever

*clicks like a mong*

By the way, your octopus colour thing is the first image I have used as a desktop. Be honoured.

Be very honoured.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

awesome

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

tthis

is lurkproof- wicked.clikk

edit- what program are you using?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

One for the Northerners...

Here

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

hahahahah

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Any relationship to

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA ?

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tubaman, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Yes, and this pair:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY4tD2Hbg_A and www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFQxCdgSc_E&feature=related

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

hahha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

'sup

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

'sup

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

hahaha

Inorgranate this mofo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

Chek owt mah grilz.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I piddy da sheeple

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

haha word bitches

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

maybe his teeth just had to grow

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

that scares me

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

silly person!

later peoples, i'm off for a lie-down.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

byeeee

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

haha

blimey

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:33, archived)

haha terrifying

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

'ning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Awwww!

He has such little legs :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I look at it and all I can see is Terry Wogan

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

That's coz you're a wogansexual!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

I can't stand listen to him in the morning

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Don't then.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:09, archived)

I don't, you Mo Fo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Then how can you state that you don't like listening to him in the morning :P

COnsider yourself Lawyered!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

Because I have

and all it made me want to do was smash the hell out of radio

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

i've heard of "morning"

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

then leave quietly while he's asleep

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

needs more trouser bulge

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

OMG, are you broken Toasty?

He would never say that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

But the closer I get to stephen fry the more evolved a being I am!

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

mini-stephen!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

Have a cow!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

HOVERCOW

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

it's down there..somewhere

www.b3ta.com/board/9432395

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

maybe it's legs...

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Boosey

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Rubbin' against Tutu.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Spazm McPhuck-Legz Jnr

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks, Deks

Word!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

ello

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

hahaha

It looks like he's about to Chalston!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Nice variant on the binduntodeath evolution of man "stop following me" joke :)

(although I still think he's annoyingly smug)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

hahahaha

teh Fry!

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

i kinda had the same idea yesterday,but no one commented on it *cries*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

I drew a tree who is pointing for some reason.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

It must be pointing tree season . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

What a camp tree

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

TREE FELLAS!

Woot!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

I like your tree

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

whoa

I like, you rememebered how to draw well!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I can draw gay trees.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

drawing gay trees is your skill

get out there and make the most of it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

no, tree,

i don't think you need a manicure.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

That's rather lovely;

I'm digging the style.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Thank you. I call it 'draw trees in Paint'.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

it looks very dr. seuss

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

I know why.

Also, nice drawing. Woo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Trees have to have hobbies too.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

hehehe

I get a feeling we are going to see this a lot tonight

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

I'll try to be good.

I still had the psd open and couldn't resist.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

Did I say it was a bad thing?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

2 2

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

desmondplexis

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

ahahaahah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha

nice dodge

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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mugatu, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Woah fuck. This is like eggs all over again.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

SPIN 22, SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

How very Willow The Wisp

woo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

i love your trees, ttssattsr

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

I can't draw horses.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

why dont you try drawing a horse

(

Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

What about my trees?

*slits wrists*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

that's nice as it is

animation of the rain would be wonderful

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

I really do love your pics Ttssattsr!

I do wish you would draw more often!

*bums*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Haha thanks. Maybe one day I'll get some inspiration and draw something real awesome.

Until then you get more trees.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Well I don't care in the slightest.

Consider the one above desktopped :D

I am playing Snooker tomorrow :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

Cheers!

I'm playing next on Sunday. Have ace fun!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

I shall.

I will most likely play on Sunday too.

So by Sunday, I will be super awesome thanks to my practice on Saturday :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

:D THAT'S FLAWLESS LOGIC!

I love snooker. Fuck.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

Science will always win out over talent :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

nice tree hand

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

He's extremely pleased with his new investment.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What?!?!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I am going to make parkin tomorrow, OK!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Does that mean the end of the

Wah Wah Wah I want parkin bollocks? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

hey

well, i am banned now, or at least in the warning stage until tomorrow, then i will not be able to post or reply. I hope everyone enjoyed the Icke piece i posted, sadly, i was blocked from seeing your replies. But i can only imagine there was a explosion of bitterness and ridicule. But, how funny is that?

Very few got me at all. Truth is, I don't come here to change your minds, i come here to be laughed at and insulted, but out of that comes amazing comedy, the responses i get are amazing, like shaking a bee hive, and then i get stung to death, i am running for my life. But at least it is not boring, the worst thing in life is to be bored. So I cannot post or reply after tomorrow, will miss you all.

catnipppp

(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

and now i see i cannot even see your replies to what i wrote here

So, have fun, stay well, and keep posting,

until next time....

c

.

(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

wtf?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

*plants a big kiss*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

*glees*

i'm upset today :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

whats up honey?

*hugs*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

staple removal did not go according to plan.

i'm mostly healed, except for the part that's oozing. i've been confined to the house and banned from doing anything. i can't even do the dishes! i'm going to be bored shitless!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

happy b3taday!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

thanks

better late than never ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

speaking of which

its time for my dinner! tara!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

before i go though...

waddup?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

i'm oozing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

seeping or oozing?

what u broke?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

oozing.

i broke my stomach. had 36 staples taken out today.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

cool

top tip - don't poke it

Hope you stop oozing soon :)
tara for now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

bye :3

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

aaaaw

Does thinking of a kitten quiche help?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

a bit :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Ferret flans?

Parrot pies?
Tapir tarts?
What about annoying person in front of you in the queue mince?

If you want a dash down to London. I'll share ya this:

Plus my pizza comes in a coffin. :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

hmm

i like a good mince. with peas, carrots, gravy and mash.

EDIT: bloody hell, that sounds lush! much better than the packet of quavers i've just had!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

you came in a coffin?

...oh the pizza came in a... wait how does a ...no i don't want to think about it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Like this..

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

that

is the coolest pizza box i've ever seen!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

website rocks

www.hellpizza.co.uk

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

it rocks

and it rolls.
all night long, sweet suzie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

Is that one of their desserts?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

#rappola

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Well Trained Ferrets?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

No, that can never happen

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

You mean apart from when i kept a well trained ferret

and ferrets have been used throughout history for ferreting?

I HAZ PIZZAS ON TEH ORDER!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

They are like cats

My great grandad used them for poaching and my dad used to know a guy who used one for running cables

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Your dad's mate used your grandad for running cables?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

yeah he did, it payed the bills

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I have actually seen cable running done by ferrets.

Well the string leader anyway.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

yes.

trained to catch rabbits and eat frogs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Damn those French peeps!

THere should have been more ferrets at the Battle of Hastings, I say!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

YES

but that may have made our proud english ferrets sick, eating so many frogs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

Yes but if we interbred them with Spitfires we'd be on to a winner!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

huh?

whasgoinon

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

This is officially the most confused reaction I've ever had to a post.

edit: is it stupidly fast on firefox or something? I previewed it on IE and it's fairly fast there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

nah, just playin'

I've watched all three pages of keyboard cat now and I've got the giggles

playhimoffkeyboardcat.com

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

SPIN IT RICK!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

I have the Ievan Polkka going in my head now

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

is that harry potter?

www.pown.it/3191?r=635606

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Which one?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

the one he's pointing at

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

hahaha, that is wonderfully gay :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Turn . . . turn . . . tern . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

OOOOOOH. I get it now.

What the fuck, Porsche, what the fuck.
:D

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Haha

I didn't realise there was anything to get

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

haha what is even happening i dont know help

(

Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

F5 or Chips?

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

Chip5

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

CHIPS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Yep that'd work.

(

zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

if i hit F5 enough i'm bound to encounter chips eventually

(

Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

chipped f5 :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

chips have no nutritonal value, like the following bindun

like the following bindun

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

MR BUS

(mista bus... oh forget it)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

Chips, easy

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

THE RETURN! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

OI - NO! Union rules, I'm afraid. No alchemy without a licence from Newton.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Fuck you man! Fuck you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

Oh dear god, my brother is a fucking idiot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

I'm going to keep pressing F5 until chips appear!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

this is what my hair looks like

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

Needs more whoop :D

Aceness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

there is no more whoop.

try again tomorrow.

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Have you run out?

I have three drawers full!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I think you'll find that's whoop ass

a very different ingredient all together. Far more acidic on the tongue, though it, too, work well with beef.

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Are you really questioning me, of all people,

about my knowledge of Whoop? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

the right side hasnt matured enough to shout WHOOP yet

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

You shall be forgiven :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

What about your rabbit?

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Scurry little creature, scurry!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Does the rest of you look like that too?

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

YES.

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Nice legs.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

I think you have some kind of hair tumour

should probably get that looked at!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

but it can wear SHADES

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Possible wallpaper, any idea what can go in the middle of this?

cfb

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

hmm

a really majestic looking bird with the best plumage and upperclass "better than you, peasant" expression?

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

that sounds hard!

I might try

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

This is my hair

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

you could keep fruit in that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

Bananas specifically!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

I reckon you could impale some strawberries too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

How about some individual blackcurrants on each clump?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

I don't see why not

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

*eats apple*

5 a day

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

haha what

are you an evil lord's castle

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Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

damn straight

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Aaaaw

It's a training mow!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

trihawk

(its for when I want my hair to look "normal" pfft - just combs out :D)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

ooh me likey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Hair today . . . gone to Maui !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

I like the cool one best.

I like pointing too.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

split enz

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I have transcribed the algorithm for promulgating a conspiracy theory

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

Pffft

I had to throw away my sieve today and now catnippp comes along wearing it on his head, just rubbing it in.

I was prepared to give him another chance but not now, the bastard.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

why send me a gaz saying you've been banned catnipp?

you crazy fool (who I don't believe in because you're american and america doesn't exist) if you was banned you wouldn't be able to contact me via the b3tamailing system

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Great auto review – the copywriting is the best part – funny stuff

www.time.com/time/specials/2007/article/0,28804,1658545_1658533_1658529,00.html

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

i've been in one of those!

its wafer thin and LOUD and the badge fell of as soon as i looked at it (its currently on my college folder.... wow that was 8 years ago!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

that'll teach me to read the subject line

not a sniff of a message to you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

i missed all of this catnippery

but that is an ace pic.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

cheers

I'm not really involved, but I've seen enough... :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

Promulgating is promuligatory !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

you're all cock-faced, self-obsessed malignent specimens of ultimate failery

oh, crap, freudian slip... i meant to say, 'hi folks, how's you?'
righty then, what's a twitter, and can it be milked?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hey everyone I also have an entry for the competition. I found something else that rhymes with twitter

i did put a bit of effort in honest

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

more than i did

well done. you have won

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

This wasn't meant to be a dig at yours bytheway

I was just waiting for a twitter post to whack it in.

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

i know you weren't having a dig

but if you were, i'd probably agree. infact, yes, you should have a dig, because it's utter shite.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

*titters*

it's a lame compo is that:(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

This is my favourite entry.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

Top shop.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Sod that!

I just found a white nose hair!!!

*weeps*

EDIT: I just realised that finding one was not the worst thing. Getting to the stage of pulling nose hairs out is far worse!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

ooh!

I'm not there yet although my stubble is showing white hairs when just a day old.

I'm dreading the first white pube

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

No white pubes yet

White chest hair is getting past the plucking stage. I may be a silverback but I can't tell. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

I have some white hairs and a few grey pubes.

It's not so bad, just makes your scrotum look wiser.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Maybe we should all club togeather at the bash

and make a wig.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

We can sell it to Mstandot.

And look down www.b3ta.com/board/9432115

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Any time after 12 is cool if you're staying here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Ah, splendid. I'll be along sometime 12-1ish probably.

Shall I bring booze and/or bbq fodder?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

BBQ isn't til about 2 but those not helping should already be down teh pub.

DAMN! Three weeks to go!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I hate to break it to you, but

that's just REALLY thin snot!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

what, just one?

stihl saw + sandstone = all hair white

edit: i pull mine out regular. sure it hurts, and my eyes water, but it's better than walking round with a spider plant up each nostril

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

And your nose ones?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

ha!

that makes me very itchy indeed.

And reminds me of the opening scene of A Scanner Darkly...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

is this for real?

he's hosting a show on the telly?

Is it sponsored by Lurpack?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

countrylife maybe

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

CuntyWife probably

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

WiFi?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

How very lice of him !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

he's a-craaaaaaaaaaaawlingggggggggg

actually like the guy:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

a couple pen scribbles

click for the full pictures, pops.

and tits.

A bit shit, i know. Or more than a bit.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Lucy van Pelt grew up

very nice actually. I can't draw for toffee, look...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

No, I can't

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

They are good :)

I am back from food hunting, I could not find any parkin, so I will be making my own tomorrow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

not heard of that before

it sounds stodgy and nice

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkin_(cake)

hey robtoo - how about making the linkify feature recognize parenthesis

edit: please!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

It is a real pud

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

I'm going to try making some focaccia tomorrow.

Or maybe sunday, I haven't decided yet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

I need to get some oat meal

Tesco is shit and didn't have any

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

You can get rolled oats pretty cheap from Tesco.

I imagine it's pretty similar.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Not a single thing, they are shite

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

My local one's a reasonable size but not massive.

They definitely do rolled oats, I use it for my cereal. And crumble.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Going to look in Waitrose tomorrow, will have better luck in there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

'ning

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

LIES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

Is it yam cooking with pokies o'clock?

'ningles B3ta. I hope you have your weekend pants on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'm wearing my friday evening pants. Time to change into the friday night pants before long.

Also, what time should I be trying to get to this bash for?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

porkpie o clock?

howdy RG, my weekend is on thursday :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

My week end is on Wednesday, officially.

I haven't had a day off in six weeks.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

yeah but you're your ur own boss innit?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

is it fucking raining too?

www.thefuckingweather.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

It doesn't do human temperature.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

like you know any humans

*runs for the hills*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

I spend my time on here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

"It's fucking nice. Enjoy"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

only fucking alright here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

Fucking bookmark'd.

Blue sky, but a little fresh:

12°?!

ITS FUCKING ....ALRIGHT

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

The answer to the age-old question

What Fucking Time Is It?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

Fuck.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

The time in Fucking is 20:36

maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=fucking&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=59.076726,135.351563&ie=UTF8&z=16&iwloc=A

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

Just toying with an idea...

...admittedly it looked better in my head!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

oh yeah!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

oh yeah

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Beards + Sunglasses = Win

And that's science!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

THE DUDE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Careful, there's a beverage here!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

It really tied the room together....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

I, the royal we!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

They're fucking nihilists man!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

SHOMMA FUCKING SHABBAS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:00, archived)

Awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

coolness, sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

One from the archives. Y'know - when I actually tried to draw well.

Oh I remember those days.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

Fine touch !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

well nice

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I don't know why but this reminds me of The Thing

"Well fuck you too!"

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Keep on toying . . . it looks like it was in your head !

Nice . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

It does...

...I just thought it would look more awesome-er

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

oh yeah!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

i knew this would be you before i saw the username :)

nice design

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

What gave it away?!

It's the ink blots isn't it!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

every time stephen fry replies @ you

this is what you see:

(Salvadore Peagrove needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

heh,thats good

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

is the final level

a battle of the twits?

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

That's called a general election.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

konban-wa Whoop san

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

I just had a Fairy Cake.

LUSH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

I'm just off to the gym, see you later.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

LEVEL UP!!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Hahahaha that is a thing of wonder

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

I thought that it was . . . Level Down !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

yay!

my twitterchu evolved!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

Good noob.

Stay.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

"Five Guilty of Neglecting Horses" came up on the BBC RSS feed

and this seemed only natural

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8037719.stm

Click for bigger (188 kb)

(fornrit eaþe tosliteð þætte næfre gesomnad wæs, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Sweet bestiality

coming into play there

(fornrit eaþe tosliteð þætte næfre gesomnad wæs, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Look at the lost innocence on their faces!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

Hahahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

I sent David Icke the links to look at all the lovely Birthday Art you b3tards have been so joyfully creating, and here is his response....

Re: Birthday art!‏
From: [email protected]
Sent: Tue 5/05/09 10:40 AM
To: [email protected]

Hi David ... very inventive, but they are still babes in arms. It always amazes me that often very cynical people still believe what the governments and media say, bless 'em.

Strange, but true.

all the best,

David

.

(Catnipppp, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm still bitter.

(RichJohnston, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

TOAWB?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

I'll go first. Don't forget those <pre> tags


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

hmmm

a tricky move this early in the game too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

my browser breaks everything :(

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:10, archived)


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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:10, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:12, archived)


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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:13, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:14, archived)


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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:15, archived)


╔═══╦═══╦═══╗
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:16, archived)


╔═══╦═══╦═══╗
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

£10 on draw

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:17, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

Pffft

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

£10 please!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Erm... by "£10 on draw" I meant "£10 on you to draw another box in order to win". Sorry about the confusion.

£10 please!

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

damn that small print

will a trillion Zimbabwe dollars do instead?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

1 loaf please

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

arf!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

bugger that!



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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

haha

anyone know how to do text battleships?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

You're gonna need a bigger board

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:24, archived)


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║  ║ A║ B║ C║ D║ E║ F║ G║ H║      
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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

A3.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

Miss, but I warn you I don't actually have a navy. There's a recession on you know.

And also we're far too near the edge of the board for this :)

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zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Pfft!

Also, unless you are in Faiselaine, you will have no subs for the foreseeable future anyway :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

Proper LOL :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

it's not a bad fail-thread recovery is it!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Shhhhh!

Great British Menu is on! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

I'm still working from home

but now I've stopped

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Pffft! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:01, archived)

DAMN

I lost

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

They should be sorry for keep on make 3 pints

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

I'm off

Food hunting now

See you later

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

someone should be

Donna & Karen are well sexy


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║     Sorry                          ║
║     for not recommissioning a      ║
║     third series of Pulling.       ║
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

two?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

one blastoff lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

eight?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

69 dude

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

Radical dude

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

ooooh

fancy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

I've seen better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

pics or gtfo

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

I agree with the M3-man Otterby

pics, gtfo or a DUAL!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Text on a, er, space

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

I know

It is like looking at a billboard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

HAHAHAAH!!

wait.... that's actually shit. Be funny or get off my internets!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

Sorry. For not being funnier.

(RichJohnston, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

pffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

ha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

it's alright, I could care less really

just playing the part of a disgruntled b3tan

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

fuck off Zoot ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

hahaha

well played!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

ok, right.

It's "couldn't" care less. COULDN'T

You wacky Americans.

By the way, I was in the US a couple of weeks ago and had my credit card cloned. Woohoo.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

*hides receipts*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Hope that Beauty Spa you visited in Hollywood was worth the $600

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

you needed it ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

I bet it was that guy at the airport

with the wall

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

It's like /talk..but better!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

"i iz a well betta vacuum cleana,innit"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

So want one of those.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Yay for star wars appliances

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

hahah

get this rebel base cleaned up bitch - there's wookie hair EVERYWHERE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

take that

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

OH WELL PLAYED!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

i think thats the quickest decent looking post ive ever done : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

haha

the new Darth Dyson!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

no, tie-fighter pilot dyson

*not meaning to sound like a bastard,sorry*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

*clicks*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

hahaha

it's not a bastard you sound like!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

heh heh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

he should be holding a banana

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

FAIL

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

They ought to apologise

for bringing out the first series. I've never seen such a pile of shite. Oh apart from two pints and 95% of the rest of the crap on 3.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

2 pints you say?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

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