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Sophie Ellis-Phextor

Found a new toy for work - Morphthing

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

She can have my soul anytime she wants

I saw her once, she was suprisingly tall

And ningles mcfucking payday friday flingles to all!

Ace little thing that morph
I did Beyonce and Chewbacca's baybee

www.morphthing.com/baby/1719-Baby-of-Beyonce-Knowles-and-Chewbacca

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

Hell yeah

I've got to admit she's got a lovely voice, and one of the most
exquisite alabaster photoshopped visages I've ever seen.
Nice Chewoncé

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

She is almost too perfectly airbrushed beautiful

I'd love to her going to the shops for fags in her slippers at 7 o clock on a sunday morning

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

I did a morph thing once but it scared me too much so I didn't do any more.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Woah nelly!

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:38, archived)

Ace!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

I would do her

As long as she didn't speak or sing

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Meh

Who's ignoring you? Is it obvious?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Just the normal lot

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

Rowan Kreuk...

www.morphthing.com/celebrity/11650279-Kristin-Kreuk-Rowan-Atkinson

(Kinky Robot, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

Jeepers!

I tried Harry Potter with Keira Knightly, only it comes out looking exactly the F'ing same!

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

my 1stist ever post after years in the lurk. Click biggage NSFW

Click for bigger (133 kb)

(jam13007, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

is this some kind of new fetish?

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

Hardcore GIF action

:-) So to get em to animate in board gotta be smaller ? Works when click on biggage

(jam13007, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

You must have checked the "force this?" box when uploading

Which is just aswell as it is a bit NSFW, small and excellently done though it is.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Thumb does not. And good thing as linked image is NSFW.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

NSFW

got it,thanks. Will be mindful...

(jam13007, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

The interval is to short to wank

hurray for your first post! Many more to come?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:37, archived)

PUMP IT!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

He wants it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

LOLLS

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

ARGGHS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:35, archived)

WELL I BET HE OR SHE IS A BIG HIT WITH ALL THE LAYDEEZ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:35, archived)

WHAT ARE THE ODDS ON THAT BET?

IS THERE ANY TAX TO PAY? DO YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF PAYING THE TAX ON THE WAGER AT THE TIME OF PLACING IN ORDER TO AVOID PAYING TAX ON WINNINGS IN THE EVENT THAT YOU WIN?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:38, archived)

Yeah anyway you're probably right.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:41, archived)

I WILL PAY THEM IN METH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

HARD TO MAKE, EASY TO SPEND

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:49, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:03, archived)

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:10, archived)

Phwoar. Is it sexeh tiem already? At this time in the morning?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:27, archived)

tasty, tasty fruit

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:30, archived)

PICTURE NOW, IF YOU WILL, ANN-MARGET, COVERED IN BEANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:36, archived)

Only if it is on tap, no cans please.

wondermark.com/515/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:52, archived)

ANOTHER ROUND OF UNCLEBURGLAR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:35, archived)

Was my top choice too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

Pic or

it ain't happening.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

i am so sick

aaaaaa

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d d, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:17, archived)

well wicked.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

so I was like is that John Lydon wait it looks a bit like Roger Daltrey no it is John Lydon after all

'ULLO JOHN, GOT A NEW MOTOR?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:57, archived)

He was all "See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Lol nt rlly"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

Saw PiL at Reading in 92

So gay.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:00, archived)

ANGER IS AN ENERGY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

SO IS FALLING.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:18, archived)

pushing shit uphill

FAECAL POTENTIAL KINETIC ENERGY STORAGE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:35, archived)

Sissyforce.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

heh

I was thinking that would be a good name for a gay punk band
like Pansy Division

and here it is in the title of an article (as a pun on the myth of Sisyphus, obviously)
about Romanovsky & Phillips
www.dallasobserver.com/1996-11-07/music/the-truth-of-sissy-force/

which happens to mention Pansy Division

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:54, archived)

it seems they are still going?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVW0U_KO49s

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:56, archived)

haven't heard shit about them since they were a three-piece

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pansy_Division

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:57, archived)

ha, cool

hadn't heard that one

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:06, archived)

ROB WAR KILL HATE ROB WAR KILL HATE ROB WAR KILL HATE

SRSLY THO some PiL still sounds good to me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:19, archived)

What's it all about?

This was then

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW

POPTARTS OR SOMETHING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:36, archived)

that on the other hand is UTTER PANTS

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:39, archived)

yeah

that just makes Jesus Jones look HARDCORE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:46, archived)

ahhhhhhahhhhahhhhahhhhhahhhhahhhhahahhhhahhhahhhh

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tchw0jGWM2k

IT IS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:49, archived)

I'M FREE

TO DO WHAT I WANT
ANY OLD TIME

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:54, archived)

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU------

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

well I remembered it was shit

but I had forgotten JUST HOW FUCKING SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:01, archived)

RUNNY PUTRID SHIT!!!

Jabbering mindlessly away at high speed...
Tuneless! Pointless! Esslessly into a total
sour midden like consistency of suckage.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:09, archived)

raving it OLD SKOOL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Mzr_A-Q0I

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:09, archived)

good drugs, bad music (for wankers)

true for house then as now

KEEP THOSE MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE BASSES PUMPING
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7DZ4ZPQdnc

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:12, archived)

haha

although gotta admit i did like some the shamen's stuff.

MOVE ANY MOUNTAIN, MUTHAFUCKA

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:16, archived)

one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:20, archived)

i'm reading this at the moment

www.amazon.co.uk/Energy-Flash-Journey-Through-Culture/dp/0330350560

it's very good. same guy who did "rip it up and start again" about the post punk era

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:20, archived)

aaahhhh

I'd seen the post-punk one (of course)

but I checked the catalogue here and although we do have Energy Flash it's in the main library's collection and it happens to be out at the bindery being rebound since February
stink

1998 though

still, I think that is about the last time I would have been in a night club anyway

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:26, archived)

the one i'm reading is an updated 10th anniversary edition

which updates and also goes a bit couple of chapters further and segues into the jungle / garage / grime / dubstep era

*edit* happy to pass it on when i'm done. anyoway, i'm heading off for the evening's merriment .....

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:29, archived)

That doesn't make me angry.

Just sick to my stomach with a mild headache.
Likely because of the utter lack of content in it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:18, archived)

the first 3 albums are still FUCKING AWESOME

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:39, archived)

Yeah I like the early stuff too

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:41, archived)

DIDN"T YOU KILL MY BASSIST?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

Nancy Spunken did it

Oh no, that was Kurt Cobain.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

no? must've been me then.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:07, archived)

Lovely man. He's always been a firm favorite of mine.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

Buy it now

Click for bigger (292 kb)

(Isherwood, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

Sensible solutions for our time.

Anytime, actually. It has been a popular one for thousands of years.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:39, archived)

this isn't useless

*click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:44, archived)

haha

this is class

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:44, archived)

FLUFFFFF!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIWf_hc1_TM

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

awwww

lookit the littil sausages

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

I'M NOT GONNA HIT YA. I'M JUST GONNA BASH YER BRAINS IN!

excellent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

Haha

did not expect that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:56, archived)

Thanks

Cheers. I'm going to bed now.

(Isherwood, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

Is it true that b3ta is shutting down the /erotic section?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:38, archived)

That's the most popular board, so no way will it close.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

Wheeeeeeee!

Soon all the internet will only be about cookies and candy.
Also
"Pray'zin har lard gawd--geeezus, hayman!"
Of course.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

Where's Mofaha? SRSLY.

I BROUGHT HIM ABISMUTH.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

He's been GROUNDED.

DO YOUR HOMEWORK, MOFAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

I'm getting jealous of all you with these spectacular examples.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

I HAVE A PYRITE FROM SPACE.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:10, archived)

Oooh!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

Frankly I prefer to hit metals with hammers.

It is a method that more suits my nature. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

I can get behind that.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

I've tried casting, forming and the like.

Etching something you've hammered is
about as close as I like to that. Growing
them seems a little lame, but the results
are very pretty I must admit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:26, archived)

Collecting's as much as I've got to

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

That one is a lies.

It looks like you DREW it or something LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

ABISMUTH

SRSLY
THAT IS SOME AWESOME METAL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

abismuth is the future

or the past, I tend to mix them up

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:11, archived)

Kinda looks to me...

... Like a stairway to heaven...

(dirtymosher, Fri 15 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

Gasp!

Where else will I gather a following for my my drag queen musical numbers!!?

*Sads*

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

i've just been accused of trolling a forum because I told someone I disagree with an arrogantly expressed opinion

we seem to be a lot thicker skinned here...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

Are we? Seems like folks can get in a good tizzy here too.

Unpack some more details about your adventure.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

essentially I'm on a 40k forum called bolter and chainsword and some mental girl doens't like anyone taking the piss.

the thread is here if you're interested. after this little fracas, which was of course just friendly banter to my mind, i got a really nasty PM from the girl threatening me with her boyfriend (who lives in america) and a mod telling me to play nice...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

someone takes (virtual) life a bit too seriously

my naughty meter barely even flickered

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:48, archived)

precisely, I thought I was being merely cheeky and and worse a bit sarcastic

not "Stop the bull:cuss trolling you two, just :cussing stop it. You both know full well that GW pushes the army the hardest and thus this army is the army new players see the first, and the most. If you don't understand why this effects sales then perhaps I overestimated your intelligence. Stop tryign to "read between the lines". I say exactly what I mean. I ama n entirelly unsubtle person. And no matter how much the more moronic people on this forum try and claim that I am a marine hater, they are, as always, wrong. The fact that I am not a rabid fan of Space Marines dodes not make me a hater, or if it does, then whoever believes that is trash and deserves to be put on my ignore list, you wouldn't dare say that :cuss to my face not if my boyfriend was there"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

then:

"You are the one that asked what part you ignored, and I gave you the answer to it. If you don't like my answer then don't ask the question next time. I don't expect you to give a damn what I think, but I DO expect you to respond intelligently to my posts instead of trolling to the point where I feel the need to report your posts to the mods. THAT is certainly not too much to ask considering that it's what the rules themselves require."

someone might need a nap...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:54, archived)

Kick her in the cunt

THIS IS WARHAMMER

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:49, archived)

hahaha

I'm tempted to respond
"chillout, you'll live longer.

because if you keep being a silly bitch I'll come over and kick you in the cunt"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:56, archived)

Cunt her in the fuck

...a more appropriate b3ta threat.

Reading that thread was like reading a foreign language - presumably it's about some sort of game.

\old

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Mod Edit, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:03, archived)

yup thats about right

this one is much more comprehensible. but is equally bizzare

Tom O'Bedlam the racist

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:11, archived)

DRAMA!

Had a hard time even decoding her appalling use of language and syntax.
Much less why she might take a fit(still not sure what her problem is/was).
GW always pushes more shit into the Marines! It's the core of the system
in their minds. Right back to First edition. All the others are crippled so
they can always win. Which is why I usually play anything else, because
it freaks the fan boys when you thump the shit out of their blue pets. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:57, archived)

i'm an ork and marines player myself,

orks for the fun of the game and marines to paint. I think GW make the marines so great just because they think they're awesome, they know we think they're awesome and most importantly for a big company, the sell the toys.

haha she's just sent me this message in response to me saying "sarcasm isn't trolling"

"Ignoring parts of a person's post to instead post an intentionally aggravating comment fits very closely with the definition of trolling."

good grief...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

Drop it like it's hot. She's a nutter.

Orks are my first choice. Second edition for them was cool.
Lots of different clans and stuff to build. I liked the 1st SOB
but the new versions are not as much fun. Too many male
character additions and rollbacks of what I thought were
good rules. The fat little boys will always go for the marines
as the marketing dept at GW knows well. Chaos is and has
been my main collection over the years for the painting.
Sold off almost all of it now to other younger players though.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

I think once i've finished the army I'm painting at the moment I'll be moving onto Chaos next

i've got a good idea of what I want to do with a nurgle army, though that looks like it'll be the hardest bastard thing to paint

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:22, archived)

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF TOM

YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO TALK TO SOME FURS OR STAR TREK FANCIERS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:00, archived)

did you call her fat?

because if she is into fantasy role-playing there is a very strong chance she is morbidly obese, and hideous to boot
hence her need to mention that she has a boyfriend and he is a real person and everything
WOBBLES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

oh snap!

if she starts again i'll get nasty. b3ta is like a really aggressive boxing coach for interents dramas.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:10, archived)

HARDEN THE FUCK UP, INTERNET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:01, archived)

Kudos for your well thought out responses on that forum.

But you've posted it here because?
Don't get me wrong, it's a good read. I've got some threads from Evo that would make some laugh, cry and scream with [sexual] frustration.
Send some of these pleasant responses back to the eager young lass.
Oh & tell her the car idea sounds like shit. From me.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 15 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

COCKADOODLE!

Click for bigger (137 kb)

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--- ---, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

HELLO TITS

I am going to try this.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

Hallo

who is thiiiiiis, how you say...Tits?

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--- ---, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

Sorry, my mistake.

You are clearly Guy Incognito.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

Like a fox!!

Shhhhh!

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--- ---, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

haha :D

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

This is a blatant rip-off of my patented Dick-Draw System!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

this is a blueprint for success

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

I think I might need a paper towel roll actually...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:03, archived)

I must invent a rival system with fannypens

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:13, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Oh no. My sides hurt. Stop it already, you're killing me over here. Have a click.

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kombu dashi, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

GREETINGS WASTELANDER

LOW COLOUR
HIGH COLOUR

I also ♥ .png compression

Edit: Oh shit I forgot the shades :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

He's nicked Sheriff Simms' hat and duster coat!

I like that pic.
(And I usually only used a laser rifle when the special plasma rifle or Lincoln's Repeater weren't available)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

Mr. Burke killed him so I took them from his still warm corpse.

IT IS TOUGH IN THE WASTELAND. YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU MUST TO SURVIVE. YEAH.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Pah

I always take out Burke before he's even drawn his gun.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

No I planned it that way so I could get the hat and the coat without all of Megaton getting all pissy at me for killing the Sheriff.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

how does him wear him boots when him sticklimbs

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

I CANT DRAW ARMS >:(

IT'S A DISABILITY DON'T LAUGH :(:(

*flounces*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

arms are easy, man, theyre just TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

What? I don't know.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Get playing Fallout 3.

All the cool kids are doing it.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

Only if you draw tube arms.

Edit: I had to draw a spider. You have to draw tubearms.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

HELLO TTSSATTSPIDER

Oh ok I will draw tube arms. Im going to go wee first though.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

dont take fucking ages i gotta sleep in like ten minutes

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

Are you cocking well happy yet?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:12, archived)

spidermang

spidermang
friendly neighbourhood spidermang

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Shada, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

FUUUUUCK! ARMS!

Fuckyeah its massive and has arms and shit

.JPG

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:12, archived)

REAL LIFE FLESHARMS!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

Yeah.

No, I won't change the face. I really really can't draw faces. Live with it. I gave you arms already, didn't I?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

Next time draw a face. I drew a face. It's your turn to draw a face.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:18, archived)

CAN'T

SHARN'T

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

HEY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SENDING YOU A LETTER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:25, archived)

Clare Short, the new Chief Whip

Inspired by this pic from Barbarossa

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 15 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

I smell a communal series

Thatcher next.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

i'm not touching her lobes!

well, i'm off for 2 weeks of sun and sangria, see you all when i get back.
BYE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

have a lovely holiday!

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enceladus, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Your sig is fantastic

*bows slightly in appreciation*

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

See ya Munkeh!

Hope your tummy recovers before you feel the need to bang random strangers.

I shall miss your entertaining posts, take care of yourself missy.

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Eat sand.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

My parents have a photo of me aged 18 months with a mouth full of black sand

They bring it out often.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Oooh, nasty.

I have the opposite problem.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

they put in in?

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

*winces at the memory*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

The opposite of parental embarassment involving sand

Must be children encouraging you with... massive rocks? What the hell is the opposite of sand.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Kids are stupid.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

I said months, I meant years.

Mmmm sand.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

Eating sand is the number one feelin',

When I eat sand, my boner hits the ceilin'.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

eatin all this sand has got me reelin',
I would say more, but me taters need peelin'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

Here I am, in front of my taters, kneelin'
Compared to my sand they seem really unappealin'

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Sunday morn, I hear them church bells pealin',
And the slutty dress I'm wearin' seems far too revealin'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

You could say that my breasts, it's not concealin'
But the distraction helps when I'm collection plate-stealin'

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

I get a fit of conscience when I'm in there stealin'
But it's alright, 'cos I'm one of the unbelievin'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

And hey, it's not like my soul needs healin'
I ain't got no sins in need of a repealin'

(

zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

around my head seabirds are wheelin'
but I'm just goin' through the dodgy dealin'

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geophagy

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Have you ever eaten sand?

Sand and sticks for dinner.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

off for 2 weeks of sun and vagina

how saucy

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

SANGINA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

"Before I agree to marry you, Sidney, I think you should know I have acute angina."

"Glad to hear it, 'cos you've got fucking horrible tits."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

awwww shit

KITTENS WEARING LITTLE SCARVES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

you sick bastad.

Are you trying to get people fired?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

I LOVE HORSES, AND HORSE FISTING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

FUCKING FURRIES!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 2:01, archived)

Pub o'clock detected, administering G&T

(TenaciousA, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

hahahah

I'll take eleventy

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

I could use

one of those :)

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

do you make a tequila sombrero?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Is there a cheap Scrumpy Jack version for tramps like us? (ie, me)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Breakfast of champions

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Best novel ever.

(Depending on how much you laff at A Confederacy of Dunces).

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Aha!

Last week I re-re-re-re-read Slapstick, each time I see more things in it.

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Wonderful book.

Try Hocus Pocus if you're in the depressive frame of mind.
Or even if you're not!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

I love that book!

I read a lot, but only certain authors : Vonnegut, Pratchett, Palahniuk.

I try other authors but never seem to finish the book.

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Neil Gaiman.

A storyteller. Not highbrow, but always inventive and determinedly fantastical.

His short stories are possibly the best extant (apart from those of HG Wells), but his novel 'American Gods' will rock the socks off your socks, and please you immensely.

In my opinion.

(Hmmm, not many members in the new midnight b3ta book club so far...)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

ta!!!

I'll give him a go. The novel he did with Pratchett was brilliant, I can't believe I haven't investigated his writings before.

American Gods it is then, assuming I can find it in digital form. Since my accident involving head trauma I can only read in the dark with no noise whatsoever, easily distracted with a terrible memory span.

I appreciate the recommendation, if you have more please tell me NOW!

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

Reading in the dark with head trauma complications?

Surely it can only be anything by HP Lovecraft.

And I want someone to second me on this. I'm no doctor.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

HA!

Reading in the dark = .lit files on an old PDA.

Lovecraft, I'll give him a go. I know I've read his stuff 'cos I've got some of his books in my bookcase, but 1989 to 2002 are a big blur of things which may or may not have happened.

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

Same here, oddly enough.

I came out of it with a useless degree and an almost-entirely withered sense of purpose.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

Sense of purpose

I remember that, along with pert breasts and No.73

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

There you go again with your bizarre Sandi Toksvig obsession.

(Some things are perhaps best left unremembered.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Margaret Atwood

Jeanette Winterson
Alice Sebold

these are about the only people whose new titles I am actually excited to read

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

I read "The Almost Moon" on mother's day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Almost_Moon

LOL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

ROFL

*edit*
shit, it's real. i actually thought i'd been directed to uncyclopedia

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

GOODBOOK

I haven't read The Lovely Bones yet though there is a copy in my lounge tempting me
Lucky was bloody good

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

They sound like Mills & Boon writers

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

academic feminists

so rather the opposite.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

ooh, new one coming out this year?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Atwood

kind of a sequel to Oryx and Crake

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

Sounds far too serious, fuck that

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Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

THAT'S GOOD WRITING

and no shortage of sex, violence and humour.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

Ahhh, now you've got my attention

(

Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

also: lesbians

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

they're 2 a penny

(

Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

yes, lots please

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

You watch Lost, right?

Maaaaaaaan.

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zoldergoose, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

i want that hat

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

haha

Hendrick's - good choice!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

You would

hardly know you were wearing it

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FatherJack /me belms, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Ha ha ha, fuck.

EmuMitre™. In stores tomorrow.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Watch question time

and every time a politician says change, take a drink.

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

He's still a sith lord.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

and a Nazi

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

And an old fashioned cunt.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

hahaha :)

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

And a Goa'uld

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

He's my favourite Pope ever.

Could anyone look more malevolent if they tried?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

but he is good on a skateboard

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I heard it was the rape of choir boys that he was good at

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

and shooting down allied aircraft

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

say 5 hail marys

and you can have your jelly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Rod HULL society?

I AM ROD HULL! I AM HIM!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

his death

is notable, as it's the first time Hull has gone down because Liverpool were in Europe.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

How do you move liverpool to europe?

i'm confused

G'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

g'night!

see you in 2 weeks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Have fun and don't end up in hospital

*hugs* xxx

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

i will

unless it's for alcohol poisoning!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

it's kind of a football joke.

he fell of his roof trying to get a better picture of a liverpool match being shown on channel five.

"Channel Five, not all bad."

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

As he fell, he turned to Emu and said...

..."Flap, you fucker!"

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

You're a bad bad man.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

is he taking holy emunion?

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Hey!!

that's a fish hat! :D hai fishat!

(

--- ---, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

pff!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH HED

(apparently it is a fish head)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Ha ha!

What a cunt, though.

"Hi Africa, the Pope here. Y'know those latex things that stop you getting AIDS and dying? Well, you can't have them. Sorry, but there it is. I guess you might get to heaven a bit quicker, I 'spose, but if I say you can have them, then that means my predecessor was wrong. As us popey-types are the mouth-piece of God, then that would mean God has contradicted himself, or least changed his mind. Then the universe would implode and where would we be then, eh?"

In other news - I've finally got PHP up and running on my site, but there much tweakiness to do before I can unleash it upon the unsuspecting public...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Everybody knows that condoms contain aspartame, mercury and chemtrails

(

Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Damn.

I thought they acted like a tin-foil hat for the other brain.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK

(

Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

New and improved

Hoover-snake!

(Is it allowed to reinvent nature in this compo? If not, it should be)

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

does evolution count as reinvention?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Dunno.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Ever heard of

intelligent design? Not that this qualifies as intelligent on any level...

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

of course i have

it's funny, that's intelligent enough for me right now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

nope

useless future technology

(

FIEND, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

compo-relevant or not

that's pretty funny.

(

enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

True.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

for crap compos all rules are out.

hehe your snake is sucking Robin off!

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Today my manager asked me to remove the security tags from the Le Coq Sportif jeans and move the latter to the stockroom.

I did it and said, "Right, I pulled all those Coqs off; what next?" and he didn't pick up on the entendre at all. ): Phoo.

(

Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

It's okay we get it.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Hoorj!

(

Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

the other day

a girl I work with apologised for being argumentative last week. she said it was because "she had just started her period for the first time since november."

How we laughed.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

haha..and tsk!

wit is wasted on some people...

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

And afterwards

she'll viper chin

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

not a spitting cobra

then.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Ah, but...

It was a Robin, not a Swallow.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Feels like

someone should make some sort of tit-joke right about here, but I really don't know how to work it into context

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Have a pair of....

...Great Tits. Phwoar...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

You just know that somwhere

an ornithologist is having a wank looking at those

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Heheh.

Most likely.

I've wanted to add morephotos to that page for a while, but it's too useful a page to change...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

YBM

(

Shlvng, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

compo (again )

(

FIEND, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

there's only one

does that make it a solo panel?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

haha...if you wear flip flops in antarctica

are they polar sandals?

(

enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I got my antarctican flipflops from a shop at an antarctic mental institution

it had a sign on the door "BUYPOLAR SANDALS"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

haha!

I hope they were nice and cheap: going for a thong...

(

enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

VOTE NOW

www.b3ta.com/board/9448109

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

VOTE EARLY!

VOTE OFTEN!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

that was tricky

because I don't always eat them the same way, but head-first is my favourite, I think.
Oh, man. I wish I had some jelly babies, now...

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

I'm in my room

ooo

now I'm naked!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

...

...pics?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

oh, ok, have my pic!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

*sigh*

The intergrated circuit.
My first love.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

PICS

NOW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

haha

I can't not photogenic enough :)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

as long as you're naked enough

i don't care!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I'm naked on my profile picture

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

no you're not!

but i like the word titfrond

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I do too

it's a great word :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

are you oiled up?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I can't even stand up

the floor's that slippy

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

stop it

before i slide off my chair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

where we're going, we don't need chairs!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

*spangs at 88mph*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

I'm in bed naked and have a webcam

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

of course you do!

just like everyone else on the internet!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I need to try the webcam out, it is part of my laptop which I got today

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

0_0

LET ME SEE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Show us yer cock mister

/ac

(

Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

That's okay

Alright, I'm off for about three or four days. Probably won't be on here. T'ra!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

See you mate, have fun

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

They often install them on law courts

Then people will plead Guilty as charged.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

One cell at a time?

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Only in cases of battery

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

are these ones investigated by Coulombo?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

He can always find out whose volt it is

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

then it's the photoelectic chair for them...

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

no matter how much resistance he comes across

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

There's always potential for a good plot

At least in the current reruns.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

some people don't like them, they say that they are a pile

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

thank god it's

faraday tomorrow, that's all I can say...

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

ohm these puns are poor

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

You are very mildly over limit, but I am not going to be pedantic about that.

Instead I will say. ROFFLEs. ROFFLES ON TOAST.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Psst, the limit is 100kb for static images now. (:

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I WAS NOT INFORMED.

I AM PLEASED OF THIS.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

o0 o0 and animaiotinrons are 400kilaballoons now :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

and 400kb

for animations

that happened, like 6 months ago.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

i said that diddle aye?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

you clearly

type quicker than I.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

zoom zoom zoom

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

you are my hero

and I will endeavour to draw you a skUGosarus

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Yay

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Well no-one told me.

I should be informed of everything.

Now tell me something new.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I have just finished my wine

and am refusing to do the washing up 'til morning.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Seem sensible.

Continue with such.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

i have no belly button.

that new enough for ya?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

YOU ARE MONSTER CLONE

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

YES

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

BE GOOOONNNEEEE

DEEEMOOON CHIIILLDD

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

i will in 4 hours

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

No belly button? are you an angel?

I might move in to a flat that is a converted maternity ward where I was born. is that too weird?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

no, that's not weird

unless the only reason for moving there is because you were born there.
i have no belly button because it was removed 2 weeks ago

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

That must look strange.

Like a bloke without nipples.

edit: i guess if I was to die there then that might be a bit weird.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

it does look weird

but it was that or die due to a strangulated colon and hernia

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

I think you can work

with weird, when all options are considered. All good now I hope?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

not bad

2 weeks in the sun should help! only 3 and a half hours to go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

\o/

wish I could leave the country. :(

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

wish i could go in the pool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

The sea should be alright though?

salt water and such.*

* such may include sewage, I am prohibited by law to provide medical advice.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

i can't get it wet.

washing is proving problematic.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

did you get to see inside your belly?

that would have been so cool

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Though a bit freaky if you were still awake at the time.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

if i get anything from inside taken out

i want to be awake

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

no. i was unconscious

but i took a mirror when they changed my dressing, it still looks pretty nasty.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

well i'm glad you're aaaaight

you should show us your non belly button?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

it's still quite hideous

and likely NSFW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

something new

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Back of the class for you.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

*sneaks out*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE GREEN

SO WE PUT A PANEL IN UR PANEL SO YOU CAN SMUG WHILE YOU SMUG

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Or something.

Hummus please, B3ta.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Ant hoboes?

Giants living in tiny caves?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

I like to stroke my nose. It's all smooth and awesome to stroke. Calming too.

This is something I'm doing for someone. AND IT'S NOT YOU.

Also my throat is all sore and I think I have death flu :((((

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Rub your eyebrows.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

That is mildly calming, but still I enjoy my nose stroking.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Cup my testicles.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I think you can do that.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

My nose is quite rough. ):

Can he/she fly with those ickle wings?

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

My nose is rough at times.

Perhaps. But I don't think he can.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Cool gun. Can I play with it?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

No, it's a revolver.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Can I rotate your gun?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fact:

You cannot silence a revolver, because of the explosion of reacting gases it produces.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

yeah you can

take the bullets out :P

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Revolver Ocelot is awesome.

Whether he's old or young or being controlled mentally by the arm of a dead clone.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

don't die

you won't get to enjoy having your nose stroked anymore

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Indeed :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

that's good

even though I think the whole manga/jap style of deviant art drawing is shit.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I like to merge the styles.

So I like doing OMG BIG ANIME EYES but I like doing noses and proper shading.

Like with these:
cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/37-Eyes-120641722
cleocatra.deviantart.com/art/Zombie-Engie-118142036

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

i like the second one

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

Thanks =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Fucking hell, that's a bit good.

AND DANDY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Thank ye.

Took freakin' ages to get the revolver hand alright.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

the face is particularly good

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

I like doing heads.

I like this one which I done did recently.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

his attire = adventures

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Indeed.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

I like this a lot

I want to be a drawist like you. I bought a sketch book and some good pens but I don't know what to draw (except for cats on a skateboard.)

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Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

he is suave

i imagine him saying "i'm going to shoot you now, you may feel some mild discomfort, for which i apologise in advance."

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Jolly good I'm aiming at that.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

nice arts!

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Thanks :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

The nose and lip area is win.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

You have a fetish.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Thanks for noticing.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

hell yeah!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

YEAAAAAAH

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Jeeeeeeez

I wish I could draw like you. This is all rather good. :]
*click*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Dude, just draw in all lessons.

Look at people's anatomy.
Read tutorials to do with anatomy.
And get people to rip apart your pictures with criticism.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Well I do draw in all lessons

But I'll do the other stuff, too. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

I can give you some good anatomy tutorials :)

danceflower.net/TF2chan/fanart/res/8041.html

You could ask this girl for tips, I'd think you'd like her style.
f0xyme.deviantart.com/gallery/

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Oooh, I've seen f0xyme. :D

I love The Adventures of Emo Boy. XD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I likewise have the death flu.

My sore throat ended yesterday but now my nose is runny and sore.

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ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Bums :(

I just hope I'm better by weekend after this.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

Have a Horrors inspired arts...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

An enormous tribble appears to be eating his head

And he can't fend it off because he has RSI.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I like his ...her... its hat

DRAIN PIPE INTO THE BRAIN HAT!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

His.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

he has a girls haircut

stupid boy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I bet you have as well

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

had

I had hair down to my ass
*ROCKS ON*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Did you really?

Hahahah, cool.
I'm trying to grow my hair out, so I can dread it. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

dreads are where you don't wash your hair and look like a tramp

don't do dreads
and yes i did (can't find the pic at this moment)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Noooo.

You twist them up with wax and then you can wash them with residue free shampoo and you don't look like a tramp you look like an awesome. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

TRAMP!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

MEAN!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

i didn't mean thas as "you're a tramp"

i mean that as "TRAMP" "NOT TRAMP! kinda arguement way...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

okay. NOT TRAMP!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Rubbish

Hows It Going JailB3ta?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Oh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Sarcasm My Dear

It is not finished therefore I will reserve judgement until it is scanned inked and polished. Jeeebus, touchy-touchy!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Jolly good!

Keep smiling.

HOW IS EVERYONE? IVE NOT UNLURKED FOR A WHILE AND IM SEEING SOME FAMILIAR AVATARS.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

HELLO PELE, YOU FAG.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I want my lube back!

I bet you've used it all you donkeys bollock.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Used all ur lube on donkeys bawlocks.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

P3L3:

In your donkeys lubing all your bollocks.™

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

SPACK HANDS

they're like flappy paddles :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

tight jeans make your head inflate

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

My head seems fine, though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

You need more pens. Santa might bring you pens for Crustmas.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

I do need more pens.

But this was done in school with a crappy felt tip I stole off my English teacher, and a fat Sharpie my art teacher lent me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Dumbasses get nothing for Crustmas.

ESPECIALLY IF THEY DON'T DRAW ME MY FUCKING PICTURE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

I like his hands

You're trying every angle :)

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zoldergoose, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Thanks

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

OMG he's being attacked by a giant FlowBee

www.flowbee.com/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

PARTY ON WAYNE!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Haha

"Testimonials: I'm a completely insane old person, and I really like the Flowbee"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Give him a hand!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Great hands & hair.

The way you do shoulders doesn't work. I can't offer advice 'cos I can't draw.

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Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Thanks you :D

And hahahah, yeah, it looks funny. Not sure how to fix it though. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Busby!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Busby?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

hat.weben.fr/images/busby-seo-test.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

LOOK OUT

LARGE HAND!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

LOOK OUT!

it's a glove :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

NYOM

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

well, I think you bit the correct end

if you don't want him to suffer anymore whilst (edit: while?) you eat the rest of him

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Pah

Next you'll be saying you don't eat jellybabies feet-first.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

what kind of sick and twisted person could even harbor such a thought?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Only one way to find out

How do you eat jellybabies?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

there is compassion

I have not yet lost hope in the human race

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Om nom nom nom

I could do with a burger right about now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

aw...

he's not long for this world.
*chomp*

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

aaaargh he has multi-teeth!! :O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

A friend of mine in school

had 2 rows of teeth.
He got them taken out eventually, but until then lunchtime was loud.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Awwwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Check out the bismuth. SRSLY.

OK WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR FUCKING AWESOME METAL IN THIS THREAD
The hairy aerosol has some awesome gallium pics. Gallium is a metal that melts in your hand.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

CELTIC FROST

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Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

I have that exact same one!

see!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

No, I can see subtle differences.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Can you tell by the pixels?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

sooo, Mofaha just posted a real picture as a thread starter?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Look at the URLs.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

wierd!! how did you guys do that?

/blonde moment

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

I got one of those too!

but mine got caught in a vice by mistake and squished

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I had one but I trod on it ):

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

it looks like robot poo now

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Arf!

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

REPEAT FACTOID: BISMUTH CRYSTALS DO NOT OCCUR NATURALLY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

NEW FACTOID: BISMUTH IS HIGHLY DIMAGNETIC, PUT A MAGNET NEAR BISMUTH AND IT WILL ALWAYS REPEL.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

ANOTHER NEW FACTOID : BISMUTH SORT OF RHYMES WITH PORTSMOUTH

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

i miss hairy

he used to like me. :( :( :( :(

he better read this and feel well bad!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

*smooch*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

how's it made?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

when a daddy bismuth and a mammy bismuth like each other very much

daddy bismuth find way to instain mammy bismuth

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

is that like wild fucking but just a little bit more patronising?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I'd suspect it's a lot more patronising

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

you have gay rock

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Pink Bismuth is EVEN GAYER!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

i would imagine so

pink cubic zirconia is gay, cheap and chavvy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

...is it real or rendered?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

It is real; I've seen actual bismuth.

I don't know if it's artificially created, though. It looks it.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Bismuth is awesome.

Metals are cool and all, but Minerals are cool too, man.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

kewl

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

That's hot.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

METAL PICS?

KAY.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

lordy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Fucking awesome metal

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

IRON PYRITES, BITCH!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

fool's gold!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

YARGH there be monsters here

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

I have no photographs of my ferrofluid

but it does rawk.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

i know where i can get my hands on gallstones

but they're neither precious nor pretty to look at.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Iron Man jizz lols

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

OMG METUL

^{Or maybe just standard 'rock'.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

Your bismuth is sexier than my gallium

I am going to mix my gallium with some indium foil, to make an alloy that is LIQUID AT ROOM TEMPERATURE. That's right - at room temperature.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

You wouldn't believe how much effort went into this. no seriously. incredible.

oh and: "lens flare, oh yeah!"

[Edit: right, I'm off to watch a film on the telly ]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

space: it's big, cold and shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I see

the United Kingdom *rubs eyes- and goes back to watching Lie to Me*

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

oh yeah

me too now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

LOST IN SPACE

...oh there is
TJ : GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF
THEY'RE STILL ON ME!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

hahaha

Like aggressive, spiky tribbles

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Also:

COW

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

kids will do anything for dairylea

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

i will be honest

i read that as diohrea
www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Diarrhea/ :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

diarrhoea?

i have a bad case...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

pft.

COW

GLITTER

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

that would be tragic

if it wasn't so fucking funny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Lets make him dance!

DANCE!
edit : i should point out that this is linked due to spackyiness :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

hahahahaha!

*froths*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

holy shit!

he shouldn't have fallen asleep near their nest.

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

i think he fell of one of those stupid four wheel motor bike things

why not just put stabilsers on a motorbike for them?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

:) I had a similar conversation

recently! www.b3ta.com/board/9437493

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I just watched the new star trek

Really enjoyed it.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

*grins blankly whilst repeatedly smashing own hands with a mallet*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

it's good innit?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

I almost can see the Quo.

By the way, mom made me this.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

your mum rules

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

That is several types of Wonderful

give ya mum a cake from me :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

You could so definitely mass produce those. They would sell really well.

I guarantee it. Those would sell. Easy money. Do it.

Edit: Please. I beg of you. Do it.

(The Earl of Kilburnie, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

your mum has all the skills

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

that can be taken so many ways...

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Ha ha ha.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

*puff puff*

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mozza, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I wish my pastie could ride a bike

Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

tortoise pastie...mmm...!

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mozza, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

only because i can't spell tortoise

(copy pasted)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

My tortoise has been known to ride a pastie

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

what in blazes? :D

Even if it's not a Tortoise and the Hare reference, it's delightfully bonkers.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

he gets nowhere...

...yet pushes on...(the story of my life).

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

he's going up and down. it's a start...

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mozza, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Most lovely

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

that's lovely!

- the 70s wallpaper is very nice, too...

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enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

mr. turtle!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

this is complex

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

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