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# The smiling face of British politics
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Blame it on the boogie!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Blame it on the weatherman
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Man?!?!?
Bitch surely..


*looks for a pic to post*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# LOL!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I have photoshop apathy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I'm not really looking.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I had it too, but then I saw this week's wednesday draw-off and realised I'll be here on wednesday for the first time ever.
You're all in for a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# What is it this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Erm, 2001 AD
Which I took to mean JUDGE DREDD BITCHES
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ah
Comic Fanboy goodness

I wanted to do Crossroads but Toasty thought it was stupid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Suggest it every week, that's what I'm doing with James Bond films.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# do it anyway
what's he gonna do to stop you, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Ce La vive!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh-Oh oh oh


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# You foit liike mee dah!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# The weather bitch on RTE 1 is hot
www.rte.ie/weather/presenters/brackenu.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Very
presentable
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Blame the shoes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I see a constipated face there
Which is more like politics

It all gets backed up and no matter how hard you push only a tiny bit of shit comes out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Blame Canada.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Blame Culture
Club
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Blame it on the Bossa Nova !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# personally I blame the scapegoats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# bogorf
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I think it's about time she abdicated
I mean, look, she's taking the piss now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# She is doing just to annoy Charley, I mean, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# sir,
i demand satisfaction, *slaps with marigold
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# *giggles*
The petals are making my nose tickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hehehe :) Is she your GILF Sarah Palin?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# "One has boingy eyes lol"
Woo Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Sproing . . . oing . . . oingy . . . sproing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# haha
spring time in the UK
(Zoidaroid, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# yeah baby
(Zoidaroid, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# :( Make it go away
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Lord, I believe that's what's called a BOBFOC
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Big Old Bum Face On Crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
Though I prefer yours.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# indeed
and I bet you could still manage it face-to-face
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# My favourite is a Kronenbourg lass!
16 from behind, 64 from the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# That's just worng.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Witch is Witch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# i still would
even though he/she/it look dead
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Ken Godd?


Imparting the divine gift of tickle-sticks to mankind.

Apologies if bindun
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# OK with all respect due to tyrefire, I think I just reached the limit of times I can look at that face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# That's terrifying.
Also why does Adam have such a tiny wilkins? Might as well not have bothered to paint it. No pubes either.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# That's the italians for you.
Plus anyway I think it's kind of slopped behind and over his thigh a bit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha!
I am so glad I didn't make all my ideas!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# YOU'RE glad!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Yes.
Although i would have enjoyed shouting "bindun" at everyone!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Nah, I'm not in a bindun sort of mood
I quite fancy shouting fail at a text only post
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh you nazi, you!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Sir, you INSPIRE me.
Edit:- BUGGER, posted too QUICK, was meant to be a picture response to Zoidaroid below. (Sorry)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Mrs Dodd


I wouldn't give her a bite of me apple
(Zoidaroid, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa..........................
*CLICK*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Jesus Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# no idea
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I blame the cow clux clan
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# you shot me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# you stabbed me..
..in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I am shit as a spy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# whoop! whoop!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Jeez
you wouldn't let that near your kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# you wouldn't have a choice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# YEH
my shotgun says otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Mortal weapons cannot kill him
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# he'll duster you to death
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# boooo, I was hoping that he would ram his cock up my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I don't think that farmyard fowl are part of his act
you'll have to make do with stuffing a diddyman in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# has he died or something?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Nah, but at least everyone has plenty of reposts for when he does
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# and that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# no,its just ninj's bandwagon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# his dad's dog has.
Look...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_dodd#Personal_life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
that made me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I wonder how long that will stay there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Did you put it there?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I did
I was disappointed that it wasn't already there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# There's not enough of that sort of thing on wikipedia
considering it can be edited by anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I'll just drop this here if that's ok.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# and I ate his liver with a nice jam butty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Contrastastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# 7 Shape ... "If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. "


7-Shape Vector Hunter S Thompson (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Lovely as ever
But you've been promising to do mine for MONTHS :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# hey i'm just about ready to post new shitrags developments
i know i've said this in the past but things are really just perfect right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# well, the ratio is right for it at the moment. usual place?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# fear and loathing...
...perfect for b3ta!... (just kidding)... AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# he looks remarkably falimiler
is it fear and loathing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# AAU, and what Bela said.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# We can't stop here, this is bat country!
(yes I have read more than F&L - er, that one about bike gangs, I think :)

edit : also, great 7-shaper! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# awesome!
best one so far!

ordered a tee to celebrate!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# just messin' around...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# THE KITCHEN FLOOR TIME TRAVEL COMPANY PRESENTS....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# How goes it sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I'm ok now but have felt like crap all day
how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# same
Just wanting it to be tomorrow, so I can get my neck sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# it will possibly make lots of cracking noises
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I like 5 speedy racers too . . . go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# there's only one Mach 5...
...want a Mach 6?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I'll take 6 !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Deathrace 2000! (the original one - not the shitty remake)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# i stabbed my smoke alarm with a butterknife after it went off at 4 in the morning and i couldn't stop it
the fireman came in on his annual inspection and i explained the story

he smiled and said he wouldn't replace it

i thanked him and he went on his way

now i need to make sure i don't start fires in my sleep
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# i should mention here that i am a diagnosed narcolarsonist
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# the fireman totally knew this but i'm pretty sure i won't burn myself to the ground
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# keep your bed constantly doused with water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Put a moat around the bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# put a fence around the moat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# KILL THE FIREMAN
PROBLEM: SOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# with fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# and claim for it
on expenses
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# hey does anyone here have any advice on beards?
I have a four week old one and i need to stop the whole "flavour saver" effect. I'm not interested in a chinstrap.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Shave your head, trim beard into goatee
It's traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# laminate it
that way you can just wipe it with a damp cloth for easy cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# You draw cartoons of chickens and cows in your sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hehehe
I saw the shittiest anti smoking ad on a pack of cigs today, it said "Smoking ages the skin"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# i used to work with the australian mouth cancer lady
it was all photoshopped, she was actually quite pretty considering her age
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR THE MOUTHCANCER LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I saw a stripper using her cunt to smoke with, she blew smoke rings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# fuck that...
...too much work... *inhales*.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Er, everything seems to be in order here
*Okays for mass production*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :D excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# waaahaaaaaaa!!
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# It's the David Cameron Moral High Ground Challenge
Someone with teh game skillzors needs to make this.

/transparency fail
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# up, up, up, down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# up, up, down
(Jokel, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I HOPE I LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO WATCH YOU ALL DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# PROSPECT: DOUBTFUL.
Good evening all, tra
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# bye *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# OH HEY DIXON IS GONE
LET'S ALL SPILL THE BEANS ON HOW WE FEEL ABOUT HIM

MY FEELINGS ARE: He seems nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# OH HAI GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I mean that in a nice way of course
I understand that knowing i'm dead would be a crushing blow to you all
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# There would be a giant gaping hole in the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Something about this sentence makes me feel queasy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# WAHEY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# haha
needs more qbasic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# i thought that was Gore..............(oops)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# faster david faster
i do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# My dog just caught a fly.

Not quite like that though
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# +f

well lasered

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I wish my dog could fly
Anyways - lets dance!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Anyway, let's not eh

Not after what happened last time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I saw what happened last time
I rather liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hey man
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Hey!
I'm back from a nice weekend outdoors. Tired and hungry now.
In fact, I'm going to prepare some food now.

We'll talk later, as the missus just got home and is calling up the stairs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# well thats what happens when you drink too much
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# ha ha ha Loving the woo-spong at the end
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I do love your animations so, but if you could get them under 1mb in size, I'd give it more love, plus chocolates and a nice wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Woo(f)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# perhaps he'll die
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# :D Poor puppeh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *zap!*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# awww!
my dog has those exact same ears
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# he has some videos to share with us
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# yes...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I want a tin foil dog too!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Biff is truly a muttley of many talents.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Why do you persist in ignoring
the fact that everybody else has to get their animations under 400kb?
Whenever somebody reminds you of what it says in the faq you just ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I almost bought this till I read the specs
Sorry for the lack of photoshopping, but this was too silly...
Dear Sir/Madam

I purchased the above product today, but it leaked after adding
only a small amount of water, let alone the 1.5 litres indicated,
and now no-longer makes toast at all.

Yours,
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# you're supposed to use it in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# hey maybe if you hate your wife/fiancee you could kill one bird with one toaster
and also sue for damages
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# and eat delicious toast at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I was thinking more of snorting coke off a hooker's tits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Way Hay, kettle toaster. Make this so, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# This is a real photo
Just not the real specs - they'd copy/pasted them from the water filter on the next shelf over.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I want a real kettle and toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# It was next to a combined toaster and egg fryer
Which I had to be physically restrained from purchasing
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I saw an advert for a combined bacon-grill and toaster thing yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# details, please!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Haha, sorry I didn't really take in anything beyond the bacon.
edit: thankfully google is more observant shop.telegraph.co.uk/nn-2575/grill-and-toaster
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I have two deep fryers in storage
neither of which i cleaned properly and i will have to throw them out without opening the bags they're in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Superb. :D
What numpties...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I'm so so,getting my neck sorted tomorrow
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# thats expensive for that toaster
i sell that for alot cheaper!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# A1 Seller +++++++++ Would deal again
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# - TOASTER WAS CRAP! COULD NOT HOLD ANY WATER!! AND THE FREE BREAD WAS MOULDY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# You can't be very good at your job then.
Even to a layman like me that is obviously a sign, not a toaster.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# thats the offical sign....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# What does the unofficial one look like?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# like i've written it in permantnent marker
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Sometimes, the shop is bork

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Does it come in that bin?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# silly rivergoat!
the bin is outside of the shop and being used for transport of stolen goods from elsewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# You should tell the guy that buz won't fit in though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# silly mans! bus will not fit in your stealy bin!
I dunno if he heard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# You should buy one
fill it with water and return it demanding money for the shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah but it nowhere states that it's 1.5l of water!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Why am I looking at your toasterfilter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Must be
one of those new gadgets for boiling toast
(I helped save b3ta! Tofor, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# filter
it filters out the bread from your water and then toasts it to make a tasty snack.
(suboftheday, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Happy little planet, bless him.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# awwwww, but he's got a bald patch!
male planet baldness is a terrible affliction....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *psst*
it's the centre of a custard tart!

Since today has been a good day, you get flowers:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# which, I've just noticed, Stack! \o/





(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# YAY FLOWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hi everyone
I have been pretty much shitfaced for about two weeks now. thats why i couldnt be bothered to make any new pictures of porn squirrels.
Look forward to seeing you all at the thing some time in the future!

I felt that an exclaimation mark would work there

edit : i cooked ap izza and forgot to time it so will have to cook by sence of smell
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# you could always just open the oven when the cheese starts bubbling
and then go back every thirty seconds until it's ready
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I retraced my steps
then thought fuck it and took it out it seems a little over done
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Smells *sneezes* HAYFEVER!
:D

edit: oooh, time to brave the underground! Adios!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Darn, should have saved them as .png
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Looks like I'll ahve to send out my hubby with the strimmer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Watch the blue bits, the goo gets all over your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# What lovely flowers,
you shouldn't have.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Good thing I didn't, then...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it aint easy being The Great Rainbow Sky Lion
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# But it sure is FABULOUS
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# PARSLEY!!!!
*glees*
*also glees at orginal*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# The great rainbow sky lion knew what he was in for when he took the job.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ^___^Y
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# HE IS READY FOR ACTION AND I AM WILLING TO STEP IN FOR HIM
also: trying to type on my eee pc at 3 in the morning after a heavy session on the shoju is not easy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I fucking love shoju.
edit: There I am taking the piss and it's actually a drink. Well well.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# A delicious drink. Drinks have taken a turn for the delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# justice will deafeat the enemies!
blurred eeeee pc sounds compllicated to use
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It operates with fuzzy logic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Also: fat fingers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Cor
I bet it would like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I dunno about him, but I would!
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# urh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# traditional swedish rotting fish served on kakbrot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# if not
he should totally give this a go.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# When ARE you going to wash up that bowl, young man??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# *hides bowl in dishwasher*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Marvellous as always sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# It is showing strong growth and is growing on me now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# :D
You loon*

In a good way, of course, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# This is lovely.
Hello small number of rush-hour b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *waves*
There aren't many of us about, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# There aren't
I just got back from a proper protest march, I feel all studenty.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Ooh, what were you protesting about?
The price of tinned peans and Asia Insta-Noodles?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# It's a long and surreal story
Remember all this lark?

Well he gave me a ticket to see him last night and I spoke to him after the show, but he forgot to bring the eggs with him. So he said he was going to be at the tax office in Leamington this afternoon and I went along to collect them, and before I knew what was happening I had a banner with "INVADE JERSEY" on it thrust into my hands.

Apparently the people who own the tax office are themselves Jersey-based tax dodgers, or something. Good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Jersey
I always have trouble at the local post office when I want to send something to Jersey (they keep wanting to send it to New Jersey). I explain that it is an Island off the coast of France but they don't believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Well I imagine it will be even harder once we're at war with them :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I tried to get a visa to tristan de cunha
suffice it to say that i gave up and went to japan instead
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Shit like that really fucks up your day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *waves*
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *waves*
How did you achieve the above arts, sir? Is it just a superb drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Bless you sir, I can't draw for shit... :D
It's a generative thingy, Context Free.
Edit: Although I've been mucking with tracing a bit:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# OH Context Free is a program
Maaan, I've seen a few people subject-line their posts "Context free" but I thought they were literally declaring their picture free of context. Everything makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
Glad to enlighten!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hello.
My rush is more of a stroll home through the park.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# That must be nice
I do dislike public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I fear the day I no longer live close to work.
I can't think of much more depressing than losing a couple of hours of every day just travelling.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Nicely sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Cheers, Chap!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Now THIS is bad casting.
Response to:- www.b3ta.com/board/9454379


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Indeed...!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ;0
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahahah, wtf???
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# haha
the power of vibrodog
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Electric Meat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha :) that has made me smile a bit
I am off to kill rebel_biscuit in TF2
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# For some reason that makes me think of Rude Dog from Rude Dog and the Dweebs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahhaha, bloody hell, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# For some reason this makes me think of a few captured frames from a video converted to .gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Something made you think?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Go to bed.
You have a house full of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I yam in bed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ...funniest thing i have seen on the board all day
/badnwagon horrors
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Not sure if this works or not


(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# The rose works lovely, Earl but the CFB doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# click for same size?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# For some reason, it makes it slightly smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# A rose by any other name smells as sweet.......Not if you call them 'Stench Blossoms'.
nicely done, Mr Otterby!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Thank you, wasn't sure if it worked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# it looks kinda like a flat rock with a rose painted on it
now that i've seen that i cant unsee it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# A rose is a rose has a rose . . .
scentilating !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Reminds me of Violator
which is good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Nicely.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# If it doesn't work
It better not be sponging off us taxpayers!!!


woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Nice bit of flora, sir.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# quite easy to build...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Haha
£29.99 for that kit?

Edit: and with that, see you lovely people tomorrow. I'm off to play X3, watch Star Trek and do other geeky uninteresting things.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahahahahah!
I'd still buy it though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Yeah, well what about this one then?
www.truedimensions.com/lego/customs/2001/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Polarly anthesisized . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# The wedding photo they didn't want you to see...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# took me far too long to notice what you'd changed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Well I would imagine with the swap Peter Andre penis would be bigger now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Like chucking a Chipolata down the Mersey Tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# hehe same here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# They have exactly the same skin-tone
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I bet they go to the same tanning salon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Ronseal creosote
Does exactly what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Ugh KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

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