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Board saver!

cheers to barge arse for inspiration down there...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

Hahaha

awwww

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

LOOK AT THE LITTLE FELLAS GO

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Then they'll be served as Peking Dick at the local Golden Retriever Chinese Restaurant

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Crispy Automatic Dick

in their own plum sauce

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Turdicken

A meal consisting of a dick stuffed inside a turkey

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

that's a meal now?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

Another happily watches them jump and even has time to film it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

why didn't they just put a net up?

attention seeking twat

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

HAHAHA

The inspiration must have been inadvertent. Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

only cos you posted that Bryant pic

And my brain went *ting!*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

is that what that was

I thought it was the postman

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

pfft!

Ningles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

ning freebs

what will your day be bringing you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

sorry - wandered away being busy

well today - I am on my own for a week

so I have to design 8 banners for an art exhibition as well as overseeing print jobs as and when they come in

I doubt I'll leave my desk today

Lee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

well you'd best get on with it

I don't want to see you back on here until it's finished

YOU GOT THAT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

right you are squire!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

he's a good soldier that barneybobs

He'll make Major one day

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

ningles mr bobs!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

ningles all

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

haha!

I've not seen that for ages!

Always makes me smile

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

hey!

how goes it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

far too busy!

they keep giving me this 'work' stuff to do, and at home, everything I own seems to be in the process of breaking down. Except the wife, luckily.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

yeh I know those times

every appliance fails at once

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Ningles Raffles

the ning Blunderbuss is almost as good as the Ning Tram

Meds, where did you go?

I've got a new site design!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

ningles, RR!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

wonderful!

*glees

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Fucking postmen

delivering hate filled propaganda through my door yesterday

I could hardly get it open last night cos of the four trees worth of crap that had been put through my door.

Who needs TWO Tory leaflets? Unless you're having a really big bonfire

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

we got 2 too

the local tory knocked on the door at the weekend.

I politely informed him that even if I hadn't lost all confidence in the British political system I was unlikely to vote tory anyway.

I also said the we should form an anarcho-syndicalist commune and was about to do the whole Holy Grail scene when he walked off.

His little assistant/daughter was cute though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

We got two as well

Luckily our Tory councillors are all in prison

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

Hooray for justice!

I'm just looking forward to getting rid of our incredibly corrupt Labour council, which keeps taking backhanders over 'regeneration' plans for things the public don't want.

Conversely, our labour MP is a fucking diamond

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

hahaharrrr

FRIDAY IS SAVED!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

Hahhahaha! good save!

'nings Joe, and nings to the whole /board!

thank fuck it's friday, I don't no how much more of this week I could take....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

about 7 hours?

That's how much I can stand. Then it's fucking weekend all the way!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

3 DAYS OF IT

1 of which will be in the zoo!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

Visiting the family?

oooh, I'm sorry, Griffy, but I couldn't resist that one ;D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

\ó/

hahaha.

I shall have to remember that one

AND GET MY COLD SWEET REVENGE. BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oops - did I say that out loud?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Help me!!!

I'm trying to remember which actor died (relatively) recently and someone immediately jumped on his wikipedia entry and changed it, the changes got picked up by lazy journalists everywhere and ran around teh world as fact.
It was NOT Maurice Jarre and he's the only damn thing that pops up in google so I'm hoping someone can remember.
I seem to recall the change was that he was at one tome the first choice to play some iconic role but turned it down.

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difficultchild, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:54, archived)

jesus i believe

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:00, archived)

I dunno, but this post followed him pretty quickly.

Hang on, was it this chap: Deceased actor's Wiki page changed - The Times

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 May 2009, 7:01, archived)

I tried to google it...

which is why I asked here. Sorry, I probably should have mentioned that in my original post.
Oh that's right, I did.

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difficultchild, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:24, archived)

Three years? Really?

At least your username was somewhat prescient regarding your current form.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:27, archived)

Maybe you should have posted a picture

being as that's what this board is for

Oh yeah, that's right, you didn't

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

ningles Joe

Cheer up

Ninj'll be here soon and there'll be lot's of brilliant posts

plus Prof Undercover will turn up with lots of amazingly funny comments, that often sadly go unnoticed and it looks like he's talking to himself

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

pffft...

It's OK.

The sun is shining
I have a steaming hot cup of coffee and a danish
Lady Scaramanga has gone away for the weekend

I feel good... I feel better than james Brown

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

hahaha

ning freebster

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

*blushes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

just like this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Gammon Tweak.

Well known furrier and part-time dog's breakfast.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:03, archived)

Benny Hill?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:06, archived)

bernie mac?????

tinyurl.com/qzqtg5

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d d, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:09, archived)

Fatty Arbuckle

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:10, archived)

Not sure... is it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:24, archived)

Kenneth Dodd's father's canine is deceased...try saying that ten times, quickly.

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:43, archived)

That - that- that- that- that

- that- that- that- that- that

My work here is done.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Vimod?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

Was it Wheresourpicture Yougoddamnthreadwaster?

Seems like he pops up here all the time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B&!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:14, archived)

Hit with the double Vimod b&hammer.

There's just no way back from that.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

YES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Isn't maurice jarre a composer?

Patrick McGoohan?

WTF?

I thought Friday was suppossed to be a great day and already it's turned to shit

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

You better go down to the pub and have a beer for morning tea.

I'll be off to the pub anyway in about an hour or so

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

I can't go to the pub for another four hours

it's an outrage I tells ya!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

Yeah they should change the licensing laws in the UK

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

It's 24 hours now

I just have the small matter of being at work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

nip down the Spar and get some cans

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

Give it an hour

when everyone else has turned up and started asking me to do things for them and I probably will

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:34, archived)

it is an ominous sign

however the day doesn't start until 8am so I think it's OK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

nings Griffles

It's 8.24

The day has started.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

*gets down and boogies*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Kevin Kline?

No wait.... what was the middle one again?

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OldWhit, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Limey fruit!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

go and ask the /talk people

I demand to be entertained with pictures!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*boomf* *boomf* *boomf* *boomf* *boomf* *boomf* *boomf* *boomf*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55uy2b_x_Q

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:49, archived)

It's the TWIN!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:54, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

I love the Bug but I've been too cheap to buy the imported copies of Pressure

so to hear an Aphex remix..

well, I damn near came in my pants

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:55, archived)

by some perverse coincidence this is on the links board right now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejJQkglqhws

cute but I like the full version best
SKENG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:04, archived)

BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE ROOM! TICK TICK TICK TICK BOOM!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:53, archived)

ALRIGHT NOW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmHTiaknt0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:57, archived)

And I'm all nostalgic.

Stoned out 1990.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIt_y72po5g

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:05, archived)

oooh that is some good shit

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1989
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fikUrtTTQ

UNGHH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:10, archived)

JUNK YARD LO-FI

Great!

I can't find any videos by Nothing Painted Blue.

Argh. I can't find The Hipster Be-Bop Junkie.

I'm going to bed.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:21, archived)

sweet dreams

not drunk but drowned

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:27, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

PROFESSIONAL FOUL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:27, archived)

Oof

Well played

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:28, archived)

so right yet so wrong

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

VOTED BEST ANSWER: THALIDOMIDE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:35, archived)

PLUS: FEED THE BABBY SOME KRAAK & SMAAK

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

money in the bag.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:38, archived)

I'm listening to "Squeeze Me" right now

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:42, archived)

AY THAT'S GOOD THAT TONY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VqzjZlJOM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:45, archived)

Haha

Ace :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

AYE REET

Here's some Cassius for you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ml-jUdIbcI&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t9kUYJ1vXA&feature=PlayList&p=BBCA8B7933FACC63&index=2

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:52, archived)

BABBY OF THE WEEK!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

Ouch!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

THAT'S GOTTA HURT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:49, archived)

::))

(herman:D, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

RULE 34

nsfw.sidewayspony.com/pictures/112664?page=2

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:49, archived)

even though it has nsfw in the URL I should also mention that that link is probably not safe for work

even though I found it at work

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:50, archived)

You found it in the drawers of the people in your HR dept didn't you?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:55, archived)

DODGY MUNSTER PORN IS ALL THAT GETS THEM THROUGH THE DAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:03, archived)

THIS IS HUMAN RESOURCES

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:28, archived)

holy fucking shit

day ruined by thoughts of unpleasantness

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9461966

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:00, archived)

every object is a font,i cheated a bit using airbrush and smudge

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

nice

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

'Tis lully

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

I see you were rocking some Mi-Sex earlier

this song popped into my head as I left for work this morning
www.filmarchive.org.nz/readytoroll/view.php?id=17

although it's on the Very Short Films DVD the video's not on youtube
so the filmarchive collection is FREAKING SWEET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

I hadn't heard that song for ages and it just seemed to be applicable!

That clip reminds me of this: news.smh.com.au/breaking-news-national/doctor-uses-drill-to-save-boys-life-20090520-bef9.html

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:39, archived)

ahhhhhahhh yeah that was pretty awesome

although it would have been quite a different story had the operation not been successful

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

The doctor would have probably been sued.

But the whole thing redefines backyard surgery.
He could have used a hedge trimmer to cut the patients hair, then used his drill and diesel pump to remove the clot. Then to finish with an orbital sander to smooth the area, and finally a teaspoon of spakfilla to fill the hole. Done!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

Neat!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

because they are videos selected for national significance of some kind

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

and in case anybody was wondering

"Ready to Roll" was the (only) mainstream chart music show in primetime here in the 80s
"Radio With Pictures" was the late night weeeeiiiiird show

and they both screened once a week

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

maaaaan, i grew up on the radio with pictures / sunday night horror combo

great music and the only place you could see nudity on tv when dracula feasted on young maidens.

FORMATIVE STUFF for teenage boys of an era.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

yes my brother and I were also fans

but the horror movies did scare me until I was about twelve and I HARDENED THE FUCK UP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:11, archived)

ALSO I SEE VOTING FOR THESE CLIPS CLOSES 24TH MAY

so if you like anything you see, rate it.

A little disappointing that the rankings only range from "ka pai" (that's good) to "tumeke" (awesome).
Really some of those are more in the realms of "tutae" (shit) or "ka kino" (just plain bad).

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:43, archived)

OMGawd!

Sharon O'Neill's "Maxine"! I think I'll get to kill some time on that website this week :)

edit: wow... "north shore pony club"'s cover of Computer Games is utter shit!

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Ratsta, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

damn right

I am trying to remember the last decent local music video I've seen.
Since this one, anyway:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrPi__hSJsY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

this one was pretty good too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRxxkyiyugk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

oh and Open Souls

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhJ65bcBgYw

their album debut is one of my top ranking local records ever I think

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

struggling to come up with guitar bands

(since they've been REALLY fucking shite since the 90s)

but this one always cracked me up
new.music.yahoo.com/videos/TheD4/Feel-It-Like-It--24309557

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:14, archived)

I mean there's the Puddle

www.youtube.com/user/Beaksa

but these clips have only circulated on youtube
and the band is not new
I mean I was at George's fiftieth birthday party for fuck's sake

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

yee ha!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

you've killed off the afternoon, bunny dude

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:49, archived)

snapper!!!!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:53, archived)

precisely.

The moment I walked out the door, down the steps and started down the drive
my brain just went YEEEHAH!

and off we went

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:50, archived)

ME AND MY BRAIN

ME BRIAN ON DOUG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:00, archived)

AND EGS

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:17, archived)

it is, indeed, art.

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Shiksa, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

seeming as b3ta is dead,ill post this too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

WOO!

QUICK SOMEONE REVIVE B3TA NOW!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

i have nothing but this, sorry

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

Mum

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

Haha - leghands!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:22, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaahhhahhh that is awesome

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

for you

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

PARTY NAKED!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:32, archived)

OK then, TO THE SHRUBBERY

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:31, archived)

I AM SMEARING NUTMEAT ALL OVER MY LOVELY CHEST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

I LIKE THAT

SMEAR IT BABY

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:15, archived)

I AM THE SEXUAL NAVIGATOR UPON THAT FARFLUNG SHORE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 6:23, archived)

Art

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

Good go.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:17, archived)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:21, archived)

GENIUS

why didn't I have this when I was a children?

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

HAHAHA

Together we can rid the world of screaming brats!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

DRUG THE CHILDREN.

DRUG THE CHILDREN.
DRUG THE CHILDREN.
DRUG THE CHILDREN.
DRUG THE CHILDREN.
DRUG THE CHILDREN.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

is that for before surgery, or whenever Mum needs a break?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:24, archived)

WUT

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:27, archived)

Not quite as scary as the fact that invisibility technology is here

A government with an invisible army pretty much has absolute power.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:29, archived)

Wait, is this a medical device?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:30, archived)

I want one

I wanna be sedated

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

I DEMAND A NITROUS HELMET

LARGELY FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:32, archived)

Very good

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fuscous, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

*likes*

*a lot*

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Do not want space :(

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Genius

and harrowing

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

He dun't know he's born.

*EDIT* Come to think of it, this is like the opposite of the Silver Surfer.

(Deep thinker, me, eh.)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

BRING HIM BACK. SATELLITES NEED LOVE TOO!

nicely

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

nicley made robot head there

woo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

Is he off to button moon?

With a spoon?

(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

Awwww.

Poor thing.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:14, archived)

noooooooooooooo...........

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

beautiful stuff!

i love it! *clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

This is sweet!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm tired. Goodnight.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

Carollers

throw pennies at them

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

HAHAHA

Way too early, but i like it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

oooh

*saves for later*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:56, archived)

Hurrah!

My kid looks like one of them and she's a bit odd at times, too.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 May 2009, 6:53, archived)

Racist!

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--- ---, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

*is also afraid to reply*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

but now ya do what they told ya

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

m-bada m-bada

wocka wocka wocka wocka
m-bada m-bada

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

AND NOW YA DO WHAT THEY TOLD YA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES

ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CRORCES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

you

make it sound so very posh

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

heh

I dunno, he just gives it a real Bawwston twang to fit the rhyme scheme
to my ear, anyway

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

IT'S THE SPECIAL K!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

Since Myra Hindley is a popular one here at b3ta towers...

I thought this might tickle some funny bones. A lass with the same name was delayed entering the colonies due to the evil lady's name having not been taken of the register of naughty people, despite having died in prison 7 years ago.

www.smh.com.au/national/moors-murderer-mixup-reveals-flaws-in-alert-list-20090521-bh6v.html

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Ratsta, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

I want to call up my girlfriend and fire her

then find a prostitute that looks like you and hire her

oh, oh, myra

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

The name Myra has not been popular in recent years

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Neither has Hitler

I haven't seen any listings in the phone book with that surname

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

"Name?"

"Eddie Hitler."

"Oh, heh. Any relation?"

"Yes."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

I nananateded it hard

if its to big I'll take it out =)

Now with added oooooooeeeeee, click for ooooooeeeeeeee

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Haha

hell yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Oh, rad.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

TOP STUFF!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

Zooooom!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

sweet!

: D

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--- ---, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

shit yeah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

Hey!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

TALK TO THE HAND!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

Naked finger.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Wearing as many rings as I do is an artform.

I need to find a ring with a band the right size to fit, and be comfortable against the other rings. Which is hard.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

someone's chopped of t'end of your thumb!!!

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McBadger COW, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

It's been Slap Chopped

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

haha!

after reading ranty day shift jive then seeing this fella again, I can't understand what isn't to love?!

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McBadger COW, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

He's a lovable chap really.

He just likes have people B& that don't feel the same way he does.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

WHAT ARE THOSE LITTLE BITCHES WHINING ABOUT NOW

SO FUCKING B&

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hahahahahah

Y'know Vince was arrested I think? mofaha sent me the link to it on TSG.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Wow - didn't know that

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

(Rogue Sausage, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think I read somewhere that slapchop feels so good that it should be illegal.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

ahhhhhahhhhahhhha that's lovely

HERE ARE SOME INFERIOR PRODUCTS WHICH I AM HAVING TO SELL YOU
I AM NOT ALTOGETHER HAPPY ABOUT THIS BUT HERE THEY ARE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

WHY HE SLAP!?

WHY HE SLAP!?!?!?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

love that

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

Thank you

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

This is how you remind me

www.elsewhere.org/hbzpoetry/

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

Hello,

Could you please delete PoetryLover’s comment at

[link removed]

He is going around posting my poems everywhere without permission.

Thank you for your time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

OF WHAT I REALLY AM.

We're singing Nickelback, right?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

Ahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Cool :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

It's a hand!

Nicely done one too. Hurrah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

sweet perspective

the blurred background looks really good at the top
the bottom not so much
crop it across the heel of the palm and you're done

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

AGGHH NO CRAP GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

The last thing a stereo sees before it starts playing really bad music :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

In a board full of utter toss... you my friend are the saviour!

*clicks*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 22 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I found a scanner in a bin

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Ohhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaan.

Trippin' balls.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

Much mindtaking going non there

whats the kb limit these days?

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

I think its now 100kb for still and 400kb for animated images

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

cheers

chuck

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I like this

as it reminds me of an Warner Bros cartoon, but I forget which one.
PS: needs more nutmeat

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

the one

when Elmer takes the LSD

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

This is a highlight, and no mistake.

It's like that 'South Pacific' programme on the BBC - the nature one without any David Attenborough in it that's quite good anyway until it does dull stuff about humans.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

Haha

I really like the yellow faced one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

HOLY FUCK YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Again, it's a wonder no one thought of this yet.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 22 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

Get down, deeper 'n' down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPJuJSVmNA

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Goes well with Computer Games

by Mi-Sex
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufBYaYJAERc

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Who? Are we posting music?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c0IYxxKtGQ

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

Just fucking with your head...

ORIGINAL
G'nite!

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..wil, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

STEALTHY BLOWJOB: ACHIEVED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

YA GOT ME!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

OH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Have this...

(Not worth a new thread)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

UNNNNGGG BANANA MAGNETS.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

weeeeee

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McBadger COW, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

Woo! But...

this banana milkshake tastes funny.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

How did I immediately not think of that?

I must be stupid.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

DOIN A VICTORY PISS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

This is the very essence of all natural lemonade

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

SAVED IT UP SINCE THE HIGHLAND GAMES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

special in a good way

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Shlvng, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:03, archived)

see more at gronkpan.tumblr.com

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

I was on there this morning - that's what gave me the inspiration

I must press on!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

It was a little bit that to begin with

night, WiL

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Which is probably why this occurred to me,

cleaning teeth as we speak, this is not related,

g'nite again, cu all tomorrow prolly. XxX

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..wil, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

Good Job Wil!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Your version is much nicer

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR

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Shiksa, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

no boobies

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

thats a big ass monobrow

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Are you sure it's not a kalashnikow?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

whats that pink nintendo thing?

furby or something... its eating her head!
edit : robocop laid an egg
englishrussia.com/images/wired_eggs/2.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

skug do you just spend all day on sites like englishrussia and pown

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

What would you like me to do?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

PARTY ALL DAY AND FIGHT ALL NIGHT

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

....you do realise I live in wales...

no party people here until july! ....who am i supposed to fight? the hills and sheep? i've fought all the hills and won, i've cycled everywhere this is to cycle within a 45 mile radius
There is nothing to do here!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

besides its hard to run after sheep in wellies wearing velcro gloves...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

how you get sheeps wear glove

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

its bad enough trying to get them to wear the wellies!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

I just wear size twenties and pop their back legs in.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

Just thought I'd pop in

and say that everything everyone else was telling you below about your IP address is correct. You just can't mask your internet visible IP like that without using some kind of external proxy (like tor or others). Mostly cause there'd be no way for the data to get back to you. Your ipblocker must be performing some other kind of function.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

robobird!

*fears*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

I see a happy chicken.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

and i thought i was ignoring killerkitti ....

very nice, sir

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Haha, KK piss

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

Hello Killerkitti

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

THE ROMANOV STAR!

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

This giant russian faced nuclear warhead launching platform will surely kill us all!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

no dont put the gun there what are you doing it's for murdering not hugging

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

TINY CHILD IRRITATES ARTIST FOR ART

tinyartdirector.blogspot.com/

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

ADORABLE WEE CRITIC

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

its that time again

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

come on people shift those gays

i want them all out of the warehouse and in people's homes by sunrise

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

PACK THAT FUDGE, BITCHES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

When Elton John's 'Nikita' came out,

12-year-old me didn't suspect for a minute it was about an un-re-contactable Russian rent boy.

The video seemed to make out that it was about some heartbreakingly beautiful Russian girl spy or something.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wBEA_PYnE

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

considering the lyrics were written by the unerringly straight Bernie Taupin

I find this statement questionable.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

actually, that's bollocks

according to wiki, it's about a border guard Elton fancied. Mr The Tramp wins again.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

I was about to do a ninja edit!

Border guard? yes.

Spy? no.

Taupin equally into Russian rent boys? priceless.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

RUDE VILE PIGS!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Will no-one tell the poor girl he is of the gay?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 May 2009, 7:01, archived)

Fuckers.

Click for readable (200kb)
I hope it's readable, anyway. My handwriting's shit.

'Ning. My graphics card died; please cheer me up.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

nice chortle faces

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Dynomite !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

he pffted his drink right over

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Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Joke's on them. I did a poo in their cups.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

lmao i've done some pisses in your cup

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

nooohhh i was just in my cup n now i no some piss has been there

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

lol this looks like mayonnaise but really it's some sperm

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

its nt fune nemore im upset :[

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

argh no I've gone all pissing massive

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

lol your ugly and your mum dresses you like a spaz

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

lo I'm wanking on ur boat

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

oh no ack it's got a massive shit on top

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

I swapped it for that giant fag

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

He dresses himself like that.

(Yeah, I know, but none of us have the heart to say anything)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

I did a swear on my table and it's all ruined now

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

rofl it looks like a cunt underneath

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

lolololol cups of tea

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

argh stop eating my fucking welly you total crap

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

I was looking at my wicked shoes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

haha look everybody he's doing a shit

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

arg no get out you greb :D

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

o god you stupid piss i think i've broke my arm

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

haha one of you has to run out of quotes at some point

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Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

lolzorz crash weight gain

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

o noes my glasses u piss

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

rofl cheese and onion

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

wah all my friends did all went to the zoo

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

omg stfu penguins

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

rofl u did 4 trumps in ur sleep

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

gah adams apples

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

I can pull the special one off personal one written for one "gianthead" at a bash, out of the hat

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

Pull off... giant head...

There's innuendo in them thar hills but I can't be arsed to extract it.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

cor

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

HIT THE FUCKING FOETUS YOU COCKSNIFFER!

/autocomplete

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

YES!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

The one on the right clearly wants to kiss the one on the left and he knows it.

Your images are always filled with unresolved sexual tension Todd!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

You love it, you slag.

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Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Like the pope loves casual racism and mass HIV infections!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

glorious.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

Evenin' all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I see a happy Chicken

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

*cue jolly knees-up music hall tune*

I see a happy chicken,
I've seen it all me life,
I'll find a happy chicken,
And make that chick me wife,

I found me happy chicken,
Me family was in shock,
When halfway up the bloomin' aisle
I skewered 'er on me cock.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

It's a candlestick.

One of them optimal allusions.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

that lamp is broken

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Shadow puppet feeding time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Is someone trying to kiss Stewie Griffin?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

NIP AND MOUTH AND TOUNGE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

^^^

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McBadger COW, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

that's a big

BABY!!!:D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

oh right it's a tongue

i thought it was someone doing a MASSIVE lip pucker and the top bit was their nose

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Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

▲

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Steak.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

this is all i see

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

heh heh heh

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

duck with teeth and boobs!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

Hahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Had a feeling this would be a tad difficult to fathom without the background "clue"....

(mind you it doesn't make a great deal of sense in any case... meh...)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Que?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

What?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

C C!

:D
how does one find out their IP address (without going online?)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

whatismyipaddress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?showtopic=943

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

cheers

it escaped my memory! :D
edit : ...no that didn't work
any other ideas?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

If you're connected to a router,

it should tell you somewhere at 192.168.1.1 (or similar).
If you use a modem, ipconfig at the command prompt should tell you, I think.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

OMG, you hacker!!

how did you know the IP of my router?!?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

according to Ipchicken (or whatever the website was) its 69.7.... something or other... i know the 192.16... etc is what its set up as...
where do i find what others see my ip as?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

It's the 69 (pfft) one.

The 192 one is your address on your local network.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

yes.... but the internet displays that...
I want to see if my ipblocker is working ffs
how do i compare what the internet sees to what i see*?
*what i should be able to see compared to the internet

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

you can't mask your IP like that.

if IP chicken sees your actual IP then that's what all the internet sees. And with that I have to bow out because I'm post wasting.

9

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

IP chicken is wrong

you're not listening

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

if you have an IP address, you ARE online

/networking pedant

seriously, if you mean, you do not want to fire up a web browser and go to ipchicken.com/ , your only other option is to do a 'tracert , and your IP will be the first IANA assigned non-private IP that you see

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

...yes but I want to check if my ipblocker (part of my firewall) is working correctly
edit : you mean type tracert -j in cmd prompt?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

or he could

just type "cmd /k ipconfig" in the run box.

10

edit:// look for your local area connection ( control panel /network ) and check out the properties - details for your current connection ( I can't show you on mine because I'm on Windows 7 and IPv6 and it's all very different.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

...that didn't work

that brought up the router IP 192.168... not my IP address
edit : that displays the 192.168 rubbish...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

ipchicken shows your 'real' internet address....

basically (in most cases) that will be the IP address that the WAN port of your firewall/router device was given by the DSL or CableModem.

In order to check if that is secure, you can go to https://www.grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2 .

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

ip chicken is wrong because of the IPblocker... isn't anyone listening?

i've checked it before.... but i can't remember the command that displays it on your pc

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

i'm stumped

maybe www.ipblocker.info/ but I'm not sure.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

....its not part of that

oh geesh
it used to something winipcfg.exe what is the modern equivalent?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

it's cmd /k ipconfig

that is the modern equivalent of winipcfg

i am truley sorry :( i just don't know.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

winipcfg.exe used to display the IP that the world could see

now it just displays my router settings... great
thanks anyways :) - stupid bloody microsoft arsebiscuits!
i'll just turn the firewall off and do it that way *sigh*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

true,

back when we were all on dialup, the winipcfg IP address was it.
In my former helpdesk slave life, my next question would be...
'what are you trying to do?'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

what am i trying to do?
I am trying to find out if my IPblockerthingymgig is working as they claim it is!
edit : sorry that didn't sound right without italics

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

Don't get angry because no one has a clue what you're doing.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

i know what im doing

its windows xp that doesn't know what its doing!
98 and ME used to have winipcfg.exe which displayed the IP that the internet used to see
ipconfig.exe does not have this function
This has been discussed above and has now been resolved
Thank you for your input

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

i no what im doin more k dnt mess with me

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Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

no way man!

no way!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

K !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

manwell done that man

:D.........eez gud

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Moo Cow

(Supermonkey, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

ha ha Moo cow looks like it

has been milked "wrongly"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Well, you're the expert.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

udderly fresh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Bofine !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

*likes the moo too*

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

class

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yay for steerable foreheads

CFB *6mb

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

YES!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

oooh that's clever

Although I keep expecting to see Captain Pugwash for some reason

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

:-)

You're right, that is strange

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Wonderful :)

I am off to watch Blazing Saddles, night all!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

parp

enjoy the beans:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

From the waist down evewthing is KAPUT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

agreed

with a woo for ringo:)

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

That craft is now a marvelous moving craft !

Top work both !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

yay

for that

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

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