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# He's FINALLY got a kindred spirit in the afterlife!!!!
My pissweak attempt at recreating THIS:-

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Ibey.jpg


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Apparently he completely accidentally hanged himself inside a closet with a curtain cord

These things happen all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I wonder if IKEA are shitting themselves.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# not to mention being tethered in various other places on the body....
*struggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# *pulls on strings*
I'm making your balls dance, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# RIVERNUT DANCE!
*has tears in eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# *profits*
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I got tears in mine as WELL!!!!

Thanks for the sleepless night dude!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# *curtsies*
my work here is done.
*leaps out of window*
*plummets fifty floors to the base of b3ta towers*
ouch.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Very salty river. OH SHIIII---
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# it happens to me all the time
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# *at sushi*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# I don't know what they're doing, but I bet it's illegal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# As well as very, very sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# hahaha
shirley he's playin'the wrong end:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Sorry it's not Shatner

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yay star wars

Top work. I like the stylee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I presume you wrote wars instead of trek to initiate a lively debate about which si-fi is superior?
and thanks for the compliment :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
# haha
I would so buy that magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# is that a ...
mass-debating club?
(SoVeryAPT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's a magazine

*spoiler warning*

it's not real
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# NOT REAL?!?!
Damn .. I've just wasted 47.578 valuable googling seconds trying to find where I could buy it! ;o)



MEH!
(SoVeryAPT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# GET OFF MY SHIP!
g'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# g'night
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# needs more Pirate Hat
Yar!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Pirate hat?
edit: Tasha Yar - pirate Yaaar
I get it now.
I must need some more sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# she should have Data clamped between her thighs whilst kicking klingon butt!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# that would be some exteme and disturbing multi tasking
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Woo Yar..!! hoopla.....
Loves the style ... top drawing...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :) thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
nice art-pleasing composition too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# :D
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# ...


Click for bigger (164 kb)
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# MIMSYTEEFS

Vagina dentata
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# It's a problem freeeeeee
philosophyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ahahahaha, the langoliers sucked
woo pic though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
# how can it be lost?
its right there
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# they have fond some cheese in the atlantic
they believe it's Plane De Brie.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# *Unsheaths Tefal Spangmaster 9000™*
Prepare yourself, young man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 007 returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Looks more like Johnny English!

God bless Peter Howitt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# "greetings"
fucking hell I hated Bread.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Bread was shit, you are right.
But Sliding Doors was a pretty ace idea, and well executed I think.

Also, I grew up knowing him, so I have to liek him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# invisible sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# invisible tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
# invistree?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
# haha
smooth animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# heh heh
check that sexy swing:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# topical
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *plays Rocket From The Crypt*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# ON A ROPE ON A ROPE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# and soundgarden : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Jesus Christ Pose?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# pretty noose
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=klsgWUmT5vY
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# thats the one,havent heard it in years,never really liked soundgarden that much but they have 1 or 2 alright numbers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Seventeen. Thirty.
What do you think of my numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# 1 or 2 x 10
;D
(AMadDayYes, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# a sides is a good album
most of the good bits, none of the cruft
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# This.

But I've gone to appreciate their other stuff too recently.
I don't know why it took so long for the penny to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# thats what im kinda like too, im listening to reload at the mo and its great :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# ROCK MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# RAAWK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Oh fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Oh how are you sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Well. Binging on Bat for Lashes. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Well, but tired
Due to several crisii at work today. But clients are happy, and I even have a new big assignment.

Listening to some smash flop hits with the missus now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# :D high fives for everyone in the Mediocre household.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# You gonna fucking respond
to my response to your fucking response to your response or what you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I'M WORKING ON IT, OKAY.
I just need to proof read my reply and get an OK from my editor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *digs out response earlier*
FINDS!

In 1975, the Dutch inventor Mediocre was born to Steven McHurdengirder and a dromedary camel.

In 2001, he travelled to Scunthorpe, where he attempted to overthrow the local council, claiming that as his fathers name contained the word Girder, he was entitled to sole use of the nickname of The Irons.

He was arrested and sent to prison on Jupiter. It was whilst there that he created the big eye of Jupiter.

"I was having my tea, and I accidentally knocked over my Cherry Cola," said the lunatic forrin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Cokela! Bring me a Cherry Cokela!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# You can't suppress me by editing your posts, sushi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!`
Strikethrough breaks on Ctrl+v :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I think you'll find it's spelt RAWK:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# ...got me soap on a rope
how nice how nice
you really shouldn't have
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Is it just me or does Uma Thurman look like a tranny/worzel gummdige
on that picture
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ahahah a dolled up worzel
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ^this AHAHAHA
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Is it just me?
or is she really ugly?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
# shes not bad looking,but she has a kinda long nose and massive wanking fingers
i cant complain,im no brad pitt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I wouldn't say ugly, just kind of strange
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
# heres ugly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# hahah fucking hell
is that woman shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# 'fraid not mate :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# the fringe doesn't help
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
# if it was longer it would : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Is she the mayor of Uglyness?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Washboard abs

I wish I could have a stomach like that after just one sit up!

from mycardboardlife.com
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# got any new ones?
Woo to all the ones on the site :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# yes
there was a new one up today on the site.
(juzzard http://mycardboardlife.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# shudda posted that one :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I have been quietly loving these.
Please continue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I love you so much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# and for anyone that cares
Can a 4th year engineering course be learned in a day.

Yes it can! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yay for drinking off tasting pints in bar one :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Leadmill tonight
for some almost-end-of-exams celebration :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I dont finish til thursday but im already half baked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Argh!
He's ripped his skin off!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Way and Yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I am liking this comic...
And have already added it to my weekly webcomic reading list.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Before or after The Jamnog squirrel with tits hour?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Is he
still doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Woo to this
and yay to your site
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Are we best friends yet please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# NEEDS MORE OH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oh shittins.
I can't even talk like me any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I wish that was the truth :)
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Bloop, you are an animation king!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Your site is full of some of my current favourite humus
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
# your work is the bestest thing on b3ta in ages
that last panel is proper lully (:

edit: (apart from mofaha's stuffs obviously, coz he invented words like 'lully' :D)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Wait a second I recognise your work from webcomics nation
I didn't realise you were on here too.

This series is most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
# This Wins.
Thats it.....


...What?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I like these.
A lot.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# simply
magic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] SHAT-AT!
(Colonel Ratticus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Hahahaha oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit, you say?
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# THIS BETTER WIN
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# this is..
special..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Simple, but...
I laughed.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
:D

*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Chuck Doris...


Beer Tiem!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
# EEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Love the name :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# That's a top bit of shoppage
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably bin dun .. but heck ..
I got teh shatner bug!



(would like to apologise to any Keira Knightley fans .. but you'll have to get used to Shatner for your pleasure tonight! lol)
(SoVeryAPT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# P.S.
It is quick,
It is dirty,
but it's a Friday night.. WOO!
(SoVeryAPT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# 15 klingons
on a dead star trek extras chest - yo ho ho and a bottle romulan ale! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# kiss my bollock

Right, lasagne tiem, bye bye b3ta people, back later to play with my ball
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha
I'm very disappointed at the lack of HT willy tiem. I'll let you off as I'm just having stilton, gherkins and crackers:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
# will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# naaa
It need a 3D HT flappy John Thomas.

EDIT: Nicely cropped btw:P

EDIT EDIT: We saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# just noticed :D
problem with paint is when it's a quick job i always forget to crop :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# and this differs from any other software coz?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oh hello CroppyToast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# So how much lasagne do we think HT has in his bib atm?
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Oh a majority, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Here comes the coo coo train:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Gurble burble.
Poor little Toasty, he's all tuckered out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Needs more Oh:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Seven.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh good answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# A brief guide to writing like Ttssattsr:
Simply write as you usually do, then add 'Oh' to the beginning of every sentence.

Congratulations, you're writing like Ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Oh, I see
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Oh you're doing fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Oh thanks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# THAT GUIDE DID NOT BEGIN WITH OH.
I QUESTION ITS VALIDITY!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh don't worry, I didn't write the guide - I just Googled it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Silly Riverghost
Bollock does not have willy, Bollock has twin brother and Older, taller friend called cock.

*Edit - it's gone quiet hasn't it :D
And yes my lasagne was lovely and yes I washed it down witha bottle of wine and now I ma hapyy an nice tim
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Wow the bottle went quickly!
I've alread had four pints of milk.


EDIT: I yam full of fuds but the cheese and bikkies are still calling.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It can't be a real bollock it is not magenta.
Very nice if somewhat disturbing image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ShatNav

i tink this compo's a bit pants. much like my effort

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I like this ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# i'm glad someone does
: (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It is very well done.
However it's at least the fourth or fifth time it's been done.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# ah , that explains it
to be honest when this compo came out i fled. have not been lurking around to see the results. hey ho and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# :D
this amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# have a belated WOO!
and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
# WIP vector
Hey all, this is part of a work in progress of my first ever vector attempt (as you can see i'm saving the cleavage for last -sorry!).
Any advice would be extremely useful!
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Wait until you've posted the final piece then ask for overall critique
although it's coming on fine by the looks of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# sorry
if posting a wip is frowned upon, i've just been struggling a bit and thought some advice would be useful... i'm having trouble adding detail without making it look strange
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I wouldn't say it's always frowned upon, so no need to apologise :)
some people get the hump with them, and it can sometimes take the shine off a final piece :)
what prog. are you using for it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# haha yeah that'd be useful to know wouldnt it
photoshop cs3 extended, just using pen tool and shape layers
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# WIPs draw the ire of the panasonic :O
You'd do well to find one of the B3ta veterans and snoop their profiles. In fact, randomly clicking profiles often yields interesting results.

Alternatively search for vectors on deviant art or some such.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# pasasonic loves posting his on WIPs and then get shitty and throws his gay toys out the pram when someone else does
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# B3ta drama!
.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
# What are you working from?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# a photo
but unfortunately not a very high-res one
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# How big is the photo?
High-res would be nice, but not 100% important.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Is that Rob?

* Re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon IV: The Voyage Home
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
# .
I think it's speaking to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
# faster :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
Mine braine!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I'm guessing he has probably, set it 2/100th second already, any faster and the browsers don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Aye
Which is a shame.

Maybe you could spack it out instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I've speeded up now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I told you how to do it, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Yes, but i'm lazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Tree rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# He does have a splYt personality !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# LOL
RIGHT SHATNER IS ALL "CHIPS AND BRAINS CHIPS AND BRAINS"

Hmm. This is making me feel physically sick.

Bye, funsters
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
# haha
that goes brilliantly well with High Contrast - Days Go By
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Ain't he though . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# *complies*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Don't let the lip stick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# heh heh......Broadway get ready....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon III: The Search For Spack

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Oops . . . he's coming round again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# *LOL*
You mad bugger...

have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# What he said ^
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
# oh yes more hedgehogs

it's been ages since i animated anything, and the gimp is a terrible reintroduction to the process. can anyone recommend me a nice free (properly free) animation doodad for linux or windows?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Yay!
hedgehog is lovely & extra woos for gimping - I was far to lazy to work out how to use it properly
unfortunately I have no info on free animation stuff :(
EDIT: can I drop this poo here?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Looks like you know what you're doing . . .
did it take like for evar ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# you could try Graphics Gale if you're doing pixelly stuff.
free version doesn't export to gif, but will save as avi, if that's any use.


(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I personally use GIMP and synfig (synfigstudio)
synfig is much better for "real" animation, but it isn't exactly a polished piece of software. (and then I use GIMP to stitch the rendered PNG frames into a single animation, since synfig's GIF output was terrible last time I tried).

www.synfig.org/Main_Page

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ah! i tried synfig a while ago, but didn't stick with it
i'll give it another pop, thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
# That's fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This
x2 to the power of 4 or something
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I downloaded a free trial of JASC
Animation Shop about 8 months ago and it is still going strong, and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Animation Shop 3 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
# sounds interesting
is that legit? i mean, do you have to do anything to keep the free trial going?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# shit me, it's only $20
i'll DEFINITELY give it a try!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
# you can get it for free
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I just downloaded the trial,
and never did anything about it. Every time I open it is says this is day 6,974 of your 30 day free trial and you click ok and carry on as normal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "let's go to space!", man i love that line


clone stamp ftw
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# :D
Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# thanks
it's a shame there's no comedy to be had with film posters

or at least that's the problem I have
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# No it's pretty universal
It's pun city, and there's not much you can get with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# tried adding poo

didn't work

www.b3ta.com/board/9495988
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *closes Photoshop*
Darn it.

Nicely done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Nicely done :)
and yes, it is a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Helix !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Ohhh
clever bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Gordon's not looking forward to the election results....
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *resists laughing*
*Fails miserably*

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I'd just like to post this here, again
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That would be a wonderful sight to see, Gordon Shit selling the big issue :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
# !
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# pfffft
I have bought Lego and books :D

I also got some things from lush

Most importantly, I have a lovely lunch with Mrs. Trellis :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
# excellent!
evenin' all.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Haha, oh dear...
Can it be time for some more sexy Hazel?

(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Oh dear me no.
Brilliantly done, but... no.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# would
and i didn't feel dirty when i thought that...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^this
but i did feel dirty. and it felt GOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Oh God, NOOOOOOOO!
*sticks head in bucket of bleach*
*and then sticks own head in bucket of bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
# er...
that's, well.

er. lovely, yes. well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
# am I wrong
for reconsidering?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'm torn.
In so far as I wrenched my cock off fwapping over that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# hehe
hhahha
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Fucking hell
sort of puts it in perspective, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon II: Into The Abyss
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I SPENT ALMOST 15 MINUTES ON THIS YOU CUNTS
Well it worked once.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
# kapow!
It's scaring me, that's all...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Its strangely hypnotic......
Like a scary lava lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I'm getting that 'constantly falling forward' feeling....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I refer the honourable Gruntfuttock to the statement I gave some postings ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Quite so....
*falls backwards off chair trying to escape*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Here t he y come !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I'm bursting for a a captain's log...
but am strangely hypnotised by this kaleidoscope of the Shats!
(daunkle, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I like it.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# The correct answer! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Dually Freaked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# it....
..never ends....

clikz
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

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