He's FINALLY got a kindred spirit in the afterlife!!!!
My pissweak attempt at recreating THIS:-
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Ibey.jpg
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upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Ibey.jpg
Apparently he completely accidentally hanged himself inside a closet with a curtain cord
These things happen all the time.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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These things happen all the time.
not to mention being tethered in various other places on the body....
*struggles*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34,
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I got tears in mine as WELL!!!!
Thanks for the sleepless night dude!!!!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42,
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Thanks for the sleepless night dude!!!!
*curtsies*
my work here is done.
*leaps out of window*
*plummets fifty floors to the base of b3ta towers*
ouch.....
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:45,
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*leaps out of window*
*plummets fifty floors to the base of b3ta towers*
ouch.....
I presume you wrote wars instead of trek to initiate a lively debate about which si-fi is superior?
and thanks for the compliment :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24,
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NOT REAL?!?!
Damn .. I've just wasted 47.578 valuable googling seconds trying to find where I could buy it! ;o)
MEH!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:53,
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MEH!
Pirate hat?
edit: Tasha Yar - pirate Yaaar
I get it now.
I must need some more sleep
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:26,
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I get it now.
I must need some more sleep
she should have Data clamped between her thighs whilst kicking klingon butt!
=D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37,
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they have fond some cheese in the atlantic
they believe it's Plane De Brie.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17,
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*Unsheaths Tefal Spangmaster 9000™*
Prepare yourself, young man! :D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:40,
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Ha ha ha!
Looks more like Johnny English!
God bless Peter Howitt!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:00,
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God bless Peter Howitt!
Bread was shit, you are right.
But Sliding Doors was a pretty ace idea, and well executed I think.
Also, I grew up knowing him, so I have to liek him ;)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:35,
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Also, I grew up knowing him, so I have to liek him ;)
thats the one,havent heard it in years,never really liked soundgarden that much but they have 1 or 2 alright numbers
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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a sides is a good album
most of the good bits, none of the cruft
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:48,
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This.
But I've gone to appreciate their other stuff too recently.
I don't know why it took so long for the penny to drop.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:52,
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But I've gone to appreciate their other stuff too recently.
I don't know why it took so long for the penny to drop.
thats what im kinda like too, im listening to reload at the mo and its great :D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:59,
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Well, but tired
Due to several crisii at work today. But clients are happy, and I even have a new big assignment.
Listening to some smash flop hits with the missus now.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18,
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Listening to some smash flop hits with the missus now.
You gonna fucking respond
to my response to your fucking response to your response or what you cunt?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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I'M WORKING ON IT, OKAY.
I just need to proof read my reply and get an OK from my editor.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11,
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*digs out response earlier*
FINDS!
In 1975, the Dutch inventor Mediocre was born to Steven McHurdengirder and a dromedary camel.
In 2001, he travelled to Scunthorpe, where he attempted to overthrow the local council, claiming that as his fathers name contained the word Girder, he was entitled to sole use of the nickname of The Irons.
He was arrested and sent to prison on Jupiter. It was whilst there that he created the big eye of Jupiter.
"I was having my tea, and I accidentally knocked over my Cherry Cola," said the lunatic forrin!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:56,
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In 1975, the Dutch inventor Mediocre was born to Steven McHurdengirder and a dromedary camel.
In 2001, he travelled to Scunthorpe, where he attempted to overthrow the local council, claiming that as his fathers name contained the word Girder, he was entitled to sole use of the nickname of The Irons.
He was arrested and sent to prison on Jupiter. It was whilst there that he created the big eye of Jupiter.
"I was having my tea, and I accidentally knocked over my Cherry Cola," said the lunatic forrin!
...got me soap on a rope
how nice how nice
you really shouldn't have
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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you really shouldn't have
Is it just me or does Uma Thurman look like a tranny/worzel gummdige
on that picture
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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shes not bad looking,but she has a kinda long nose and massive wanking fingers
i cant complain,im no brad pitt
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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Washboard abs
I wish I could have a stomach like that after just one sit up!
from mycardboardlife.com
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:07,
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I wish I could have a stomach like that after just one sit up!
from mycardboardlife.com
and for anyone that cares
Can a 4th year engineering course be learned in a day.
Yes it can! :D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:20,
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Yes it can! :D
I am liking this comic...
And have already added it to my weekly webcomic reading list.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17,
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your work is the bestest thing on b3ta in ages
that last panel is proper lully (:
edit: (apart from mofaha's stuffs obviously, coz he invented words like 'lully' :D)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:02,
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edit: (apart from mofaha's stuffs obviously, coz he invented words like 'lully' :D)
Wait a second I recognise your work from webcomics nation
I didn't realise you were on here too.
This series is most excellent.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20,
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This series is most excellent.
Probably bin dun .. but heck ..
I got teh shatner bug!
(would like to apologise to any Keira Knightley fans .. but you'll have to get used to Shatner for your pleasure tonight! lol)
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(would like to apologise to any Keira Knightley fans .. but you'll have to get used to Shatner for your pleasure tonight! lol)
15 klingons
on a dead star trek extras chest - yo ho ho and a bottle romulan ale! :D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:58,
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kiss my bollock
Right, lasagne tiem, bye bye b3ta people, back later to play with my ball
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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Right, lasagne tiem, bye bye b3ta people, back later to play with my ball
hahaha
I'm very disappointed at the lack of HT willy tiem. I'll let you off as I'm just having stilton, gherkins and crackers:D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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naaa
It need a 3D HT flappy John Thomas.
EDIT: Nicely cropped btw:P
EDIT EDIT: We saw that.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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EDIT: Nicely cropped btw:P
EDIT EDIT: We saw that.
just noticed :D
problem with paint is when it's a quick job i always forget to crop :(
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:32,
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So how much lasagne do we think HT has in his bib atm?
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36,
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A brief guide to writing like Ttssattsr:
Simply write as you usually do, then add 'Oh' to the beginning of every sentence.
Congratulations, you're writing like Ttssattsr.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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Congratulations, you're writing like Ttssattsr.
Silly Riverghost
Bollock does not have willy, Bollock has twin brother and Older, taller friend called cock.
*Edit - it's gone quiet hasn't it :D
And yes my lasagne was lovely and yes I washed it down witha bottle of wine and now I ma hapyy an nice tim
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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*Edit - it's gone quiet hasn't it :D
And yes my lasagne was lovely and yes I washed it down witha bottle of wine and now I ma hapyy an nice tim
Wow the bottle went quickly!
I've alread had four pints of milk.
EDIT: I yam full of fuds but the cheese and bikkies are still calling.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:13,
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EDIT: I yam full of fuds but the cheese and bikkies are still calling.
It can't be a real bollock it is not magenta.
Very nice if somewhat disturbing image :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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It is very well done.
However it's at least the fourth or fifth time it's been done.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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ah , that explains it
to be honest when this compo came out i fled. have not been lurking around to see the results. hey ho and all that.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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Wait until you've posted the final piece then ask for overall critique
although it's coming on fine by the looks of it :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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sorry
if posting a wip is frowned upon, i've just been struggling a bit and thought some advice would be useful... i'm having trouble adding detail without making it look strange
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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I wouldn't say it's always frowned upon, so no need to apologise :)
some people get the hump with them, and it can sometimes take the shine off a final piece :)
what prog. are you using for it?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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what prog. are you using for it?
haha yeah that'd be useful to know wouldnt it
photoshop cs3 extended, just using pen tool and shape layers
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:04,
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WIPs draw the ire of the panasonic :O
You'd do well to find one of the B3ta veterans and snoop their profiles. In fact, randomly clicking profiles often yields interesting results.
Alternatively search for vectors on deviant art or some such.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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Alternatively search for vectors on deviant art or some such.
pasasonic loves posting his on WIPs and then get shitty and throws his gay toys out the pram when someone else does
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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How big is the photo?
High-res would be nice, but not 100% important.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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I'm guessing he has probably, set it 2/100th second already, any faster and the browsers don't like it
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46,
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LOL
RIGHT SHATNER IS ALL "CHIPS AND BRAINS CHIPS AND BRAINS"
Hmm. This is making me feel physically sick.
Bye, funsters
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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Hmm. This is making me feel physically sick.
Bye, funsters
haha
that goes brilliantly well with High Contrast - Days Go By
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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oh yes more hedgehogs
it's been ages since i animated anything, and the gimp is a terrible reintroduction to the process. can anyone recommend me a nice free (properly free) animation doodad for linux or windows?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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it's been ages since i animated anything, and the gimp is a terrible reintroduction to the process. can anyone recommend me a nice free (properly free) animation doodad for linux or windows?
Yay!
hedgehog is lovely & extra woos for gimping - I was far to lazy to work out how to use it properly
unfortunately I have no info on free animation stuff :(
EDIT: can I drop this poo here?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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unfortunately I have no info on free animation stuff :(
EDIT: can I drop this poo here?
Looks like you know what you're doing . . .
did it take like for evar ?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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you could try Graphics Gale if you're doing pixelly stuff.
free version doesn't export to gif, but will save as avi, if that's any use.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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I personally use GIMP and synfig (synfigstudio)
synfig is much better for "real" animation, but it isn't exactly a polished piece of software. (and then I use GIMP to stitch the rendered PNG frames into a single animation, since synfig's GIF output was terrible last time I tried).
www.synfig.org/Main_Page
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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www.synfig.org/Main_Page
ah! i tried synfig a while ago, but didn't stick with it
i'll give it another pop, thanks!
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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I downloaded a free trial of JASC
Animation Shop about 8 months ago and it is still going strong, and I like it.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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sounds interesting
is that legit? i mean, do you have to do anything to keep the free trial going?
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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I just downloaded the trial,
and never did anything about it. Every time I open it is says this is day 6,974 of your 30 day free trial and you click ok and carry on as normal :D
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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thanks
it's a shame there's no comedy to be had with film posters
or at least that's the problem I have
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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or at least that's the problem I have
No it's pretty universal
It's pun city, and there's not much you can get with that.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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That would be a wonderful sight to see, Gordon Shit selling the big issue :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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pfffft
I have bought Lego and books :D
I also got some things from lush
Most importantly, I have a lovely lunch with Mrs. Trellis :)
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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I also got some things from lush
Most importantly, I have a lovely lunch with Mrs. Trellis :)
Oh God, NOOOOOOOO!
*sticks head in bucket of bleach*
*and then sticks own head in bucket of bleach*
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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*and then sticks own head in bucket of bleach*
I'm torn.
In so far as I wrenched my cock off fwapping over that.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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I SPENT ALMOST 15 MINUTES ON THIS YOU CUNTS
Well it worked once.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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I refer the honourable Gruntfuttock to the statement I gave some postings ago.
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Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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I'm bursting for a a captain's log...
but am strangely hypnotised by this kaleidoscope of the Shats!
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