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[challenge entry] there's always one...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D
Him on the right makes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# he's been imbued with the power of Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm not sure Jesus meant him to use it quite like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I'm willing to wager there is no better party trick than being able to produce wine from one's scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Lactating amaretto from one and chocolate milk from the other.
With a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ok, you win this round
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Of course I do!
Tit invocation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahah!
Cerazy muthafuka named Ice Cube?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Business Card Hats
Check this site out, made me laugh

www.businesscardhats.com
(evomedia, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ROFL!
Business Card Hats!

Now, to /links with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# See, now
what you've done here is failed to post your link on links, and failed to post the link in the first place. Also, links already know about it, as of this Wednesday.

www.b3ta.com/links/326631
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Do you take visa?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# No thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# WELL IT'S NOT FUCKING MAKING ME LAUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# links are thataway -->
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# actually

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thataway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# drat, foiled!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Gee, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# That's a nice original photoshopped image you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# this is what I like about b3ta
actually....

No. No it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Try /talk with this
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ooh you harsh man!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahah the pictures are great, but the site is a bit crappy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# plenty of pics pass this way if it's laughs your after
check it out:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# not fucking one of those is horsey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# nope they aren't. They're my bookmarks.
btw vim.org I laugh my arse off every time i go there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahah
bet they fucking aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# it's most of them
I also have imagebam, full frontal nerdity, ffmpeg, a lecture notes site, bacon explosion, a page on colouring comics, part of a google book, Mozilla, couple more ubuntu ones. I don't bookmark my porn.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# g:minscm_mapKeyBranchDeleteLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# heheheh. I also thought I had a page on xmodmap bookmarked but i don't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# B usina Zss Ca1rd
Ga1t yuyr Bus Saannais Bararldc!

F 1neslt Busizn Aas CArldd.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I want trainers dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# There's no trainers, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hah
wrong board, but now i know what to do with the 500 odd I've got left over
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Now to /spam filter with you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# dear oh dear....mind the seams
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# lovely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Fantastic looking Series 900 you have there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Bit of Autosol, and he shines up really well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# does he have piles then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *slaps about a bit*
Auto sol, you hooligan!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# best never mix those fuckers up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Great for smoothing out your chrome, though...
Oh dear, that's much too unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ewwwwwww.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# something about people coughing and spitting really gets on my tits
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hacking up nice big lumps of goo...
I LOVE smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
# you are a naughty
haven't you heard of the R101?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Don't tempt me to start.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Sorry, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Brown's facial reconstruction goes horribly wrong:
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# He'll try anything to be more popular
and he can't even get that right
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Shuddering nuggets!
That is rather large....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# This is bigger than the internets! :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Hmm
Shrinkage on the way, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hopefully not associated with thread deletion
:(

Edit Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Nope
But now down from 270kb to 38kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Good stuff. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# so it is.
If you keep it about 400 pixels wide that get's the file size down too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# is it cold out?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yes
*puts it back in*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# stop that, I have a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Is it seam tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# best of all the beverages
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I find the cups tend to be a bit leaky though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# there's a jagged edge round the rim
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# seam hoss
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# IT'S AN EPIC BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# THERE ARE NO WINNERS IN WAR
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# look at the tennis bats on that fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# don't mock the afflicted
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# sockin'it to us
love that forkliftossaurus:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha he has a name now!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# JURASSIC SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# almost an irish period of time
seams = seamus

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# CENSOR THIS SHIT , it's not BNP proof

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Breadnegro?, is he that Mr.smug's cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Indeed.... first spotted by my good self
I used him in an advert last year

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Oh...oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I think the captain needs a name now, for additional "research"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I shall call him Sexy Internet Foreman Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
Someone I'd Fucking Cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :D in a manner of speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha, clearly related to smug bastard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I think I must be inherently racist because I thought he looked like an incredibly pompous drug dealer.
RACIST AND JUDGEMENTAL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You
that baby thing that Cleo made, is it a little babydoll Jeru? It looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
# What? It was black!
It was a baby version of one of the characters from Team Fortress 2 and doesn't even look remotely like any of my many faces.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# It was BROWN
You could be brown. I wager you tan quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I would if I ever went out in the sun, and it wasn't so hot and shit.
I do have an inexplicably tanned penis, but that is another subject entirely.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Lots of chaps do.
Like women and darker coloured labia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha, that sounds like a terrible terrible name for a gay stripper.
Lotsa Chaps.

It works because it implies they both own many pairs of leather chaps and have also had lots of men.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I thought you meant 'darker coloured labia' till I read on.
That would be a properly shit name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# For a gay stripper
Yes it would.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Unless it was a lesbian one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# haha
was it an ad for "Eddie Murphy's Patent Orange Juice Stock Checka"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
# sadly not....
but will store that for future use
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Late to the bandwagon, but I couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# I could always make use of a second one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I'll be back surgeon?
hasta la garganta?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# If you have two livers, you can drink more! !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Twatto
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# woo
but if you're dog is in bits, then that's too much dog-lovin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# which reminds me of Horst Draper
which has remonded me to look up some pics of the utterly lovely India de Beaufort from Krod Mandoon

edit: I'm starting to see what all the interest in fantasy cosplay is about now

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# well, it works sometimes
b3ta.com/board/9506063

oh, and:

monsterdonut.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/leia-cosplay-1.jpg

WHAT IS THIS, FOUR CHANS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# oh yes to leia
at work for the NSFW first link
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# what a 404 error?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# on what?
works OK for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
# second link throws me to a google 404
I can probably find the file myself though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I watched 5 minutes of that last night
it's got nothing on 'Allo 'Allo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
# it had some moments
but was easily stop-watchingable
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
# About the only good thing in it was the bloke from The Thick of It.
Well the one from The Thick of It who didn't die anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I WAS QUITE HAPPY LOOKING AT THE BARELY CLOTHED YOUNG LADY I ALLUDED TO EARLIER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Haha!
From the moment I switched on your programme until the moment I switched it off, I couldn't stop laughing. Some day I intend to watch it.

(apologies to Mr. Marx.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yay
nicely

where's the demon from?

Is it Starwars?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I think everyone should hate themselves for just fifteen minutes or so
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I hate myself for at least 15 minutes a day
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Only fifteen minutes?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
# can I hate Mick Hucknall for an extra 15 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# arf..."to bits"is a funny name for a dog
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Logic doesn't work on us, only immigrants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, Nicholas...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahhahha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
great work :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
now he can make a caterpillar collage!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# that's dedication!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This feels cheap...as I only selected Magenta, and clicked the fill button four times...
But this Medical survey disturbed me
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8092930.stm

(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# next to King's Cross
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# oh ffs..
i actually lol'd!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# now I'm disturbed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
# yeah, it was very sudden
it'll never happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# NOBODY LAUGHS AT MY GAGS
GOTTIT?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# sorry Sir,
it'll never happen again Sir.
*skulks away*
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
# LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *flips Griffy off from the shadows*
As you say Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# <->_<->
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# The answers were very nearly CDC, it disappointed me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I got the quiz right, what do I win?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# An old man's gall bladder, fresh from the corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# my dad kept his gall stone. It's impressively large.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
# this. how can people not know where their lungs are? Pancreas, ok. But lungs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# wasn't there a survey a while back that showed a large percentage of Scottish children
didn't know where eggs came from?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Because people are idiots?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Well, it's probably more like : "people who agree to do surveys are idiots"
but in this case, the surveyed were outpatients, presumably with lots of time on their hands, so that doesn't hold.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
# my thoughts exactly!
the lowest correct answer was the lungs!!
More people know the location of the thyroid gland and the gallbladder, than the LUNGS!

/disgusted rant
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# The trouble is, too many people are used to seeing celebrities talk from their arses
So I can see how they would be confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Terminator :Terminalation
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Bandwagons are shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# they're milked till they're dry i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# LOOK IT'S A CROSSED EYED NAZI PIG HAHAAAHAHAHIHIHIHIHIHIAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Will these never end?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# this is really quite sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# and it takes ages...
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I fucked up
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Wibih, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# yes, now use the edit button so we can see his cock.
I could use a wank right now.

Oh here is it. THE ROYAL COCK
tinypic.com/view.php?pic=32zt7rp&s=5
Not safe for work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
how many links in one thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Yes, yes you did
better now but edit is your friend.
My insult was 'highly' 'amusing'
/ www.b3ta.com/board/9516645
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# YES. I LIKED YOUR INSULT.
IN FACT
IT GET'S THE ALL NEW, EASILY OBTAINED DIXON BAWLS SEAL OF APPROVAL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# That's not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
I hereby award myself my newest award:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
# And don't you forget it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Oh i won't, such an experience cannot leave me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Errr - what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I made it as a response to a comment dixon made.
now i'm just being irritating with it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I got....
......there in the end (as the bishop said to the choir boy)

NSFW tinypic.com/r/32zt7rp/5
(Wibih, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hehe
...not been up long (bishop / choirboy again)
(Wibih, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# the 'as the bishop said to the actress' etc jokes
were the 1930's equivalent of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# We need more Royals shopped coz I hate the bastards
.........especially the really really royal ones. They're the Kings and Queens of bastards. Up the rovulation
(Wibih, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahhahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# oooh
fair play....now i know how he manages to pull fit birds like Camilla
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
...love it
(Wibih, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
B3ta Bell-end curve
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# i only perceive a giant trifle :(
must spend more time here
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I'd love a trifle right now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
# yeah me too
a serious trifle
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
# arf.........fake......no royal coat of arms tattoo on it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# next to no inspiration today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# arf
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Today is meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yeah...
just can't muster much enthusiasm for anything today... too busy thinking about booze
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# in an "I must get down the Spar and buy some White Ace RIGHT NOW" kind of way?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# This all over
anything that makes the office more bearable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# booze isn't really worth it. I've had some, I don't feel better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I am probably going to drown my sorrows tonight.
Which will probably result in me doing some thing stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# like "I love you".......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# that's a fucking disaster.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# No, some thing a lot worse
And probably to myself, just on my low point at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ah for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# angry wank?
always helps me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh fuck off, you attention-seeking cock
How many more times are you going to post shit like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Says you
You really are a twat. In fact the biggest twat i have seen with a face that looks like it has been shoved up a elephants arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Ouch
What are you, twelve?
I've seen you threaten suicide on here before. This isn't the Samaritans.
I also suffer from depression. Get help.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# me too.
I thought that's why we were all here?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I only come here for the halibut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I ALWAYS MISS THE BEST STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I've kept some in the compost bin for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You've seen nothing yet
I was inspired by that Chinese man talking the guy down off that bridge.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8069686.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# haha
you can be b3ta's Agony Aunt frmo now on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# eightace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I fuckin love them bairns...
*finds £1.49*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# :(
*doesn't get it, feels like a right girl*

Kittens. Kitetns and cakes and pretty things and lace and oh hello dear, dinner's on the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Overpriced freeview channel goes bankrupt shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# What I love most of all is that they made it free for FA Cup Final Day
on Sky, Cable, but not FREEview :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The reception is shite though
I ended up watching it on ITV.
Their satellite is slightly differently aligned from Sky's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I only watched a bit in the morning
as Saint and Greavsie were back :D

Didn't actually end up watching any of the match.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# That was top
so good to see em back and just as they were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Aye,
I was listening to talkSport the day before and they were on Hawksbee and Jacobs. Still so funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm not paying to watch shit I don't want to anyway.
I want Gold though, and Watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You have to pay for Setanta on top of "TopUp TV"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I don't.
I have to pay for shoes and makeup and little trinkets and chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Are they good trinkets?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# JEWELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# o_O
*raids the captain's treasure trove*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# the words you typed
they just aren't translating well in my head


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I hope you've done your hair & make-up and not idled the day away
yer scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hah, I went to bed with it wet and am wearing not even mascara.
I look STUNNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Well of course
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Carole Decker hair and blonde eyebrows.
Fab.

I bet you look gorgeous. Tell me of your shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Paul Smith - blue check - sleeves too long
It's 'borrowed'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# All Saints, sleeves also too long.
It IS mine though.

Right, time for a ciggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# DIDDLY DEE POTATOES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# setanta spurts
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# doesn't watch football lols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'm not ;D
That bar steward Maximinimus takes the title of tallest b3tard that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# what's that that?
how high is he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# DOPE LOLS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Nazi Penguins need your vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# But...but... penguins are black AND white!!???
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hats off to the zebras!
and the image obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# The confusion.. makes them go to such Nazi extremes!
It's one of those sad facts of Nature
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# why does he resemble
anthony Hopkins here?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# pffft....
Hopkins, another Nationalist who loves his country so much he fucks off to America
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# he did buy snowdon for the nation before he went though
which is more than Julie fucking andrews did for England :P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# heehee
julie fucking andrews
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I didn't know that
I take back some of my hatred
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# good
and he only went there to eat Americans, not for personal gain anyway
he's a bit of a hero when you think about it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Have they ever been seen in the same place??
I noticed the similarity as I finished shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# This was going somewhere i swear
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ahahahah
yes

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUU!?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# jeah.....what about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# shit man... i got six kids to feed!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha
Open his mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Ruddy furriners
Love the wind chime :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Brilliant sir!!!!
*Click* Top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
he looks much more relaxed there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I find your view of the Fens
relaxing....
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Fens? FENS?!
There's a mountain in the background!

Well, in the fens that would qualify as a mountain
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# A mountain? HA!
That, madam, is but a hill.
/Welsh blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# My great uncle climbed Ben Nevis in sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# It's not in Sandals, it's in Scotland
/needs caffeine
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Any more of that sort of thing and I'll put you in the drawer again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# If you're good, I'll put you in MY drawers.
You can scuffle about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I once walked the Pennine Way in slingbacks but you don't hear me going on about it
/that really is impressive btw
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Did you really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# YES!
no
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I forgive you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I've climbed snowdon in chiffon and stilettos
just to buy a jaffa cake from the cafe
I go on about it all the time
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hence the small text
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I know, I know.
I was just being all 'rhydw i'n echyn chwechyn' and that.
'noon Mrs T
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Oh now that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# wind chime for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Where's the countryside?
Looks like round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# It's there, behind the nasty man
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You're lucky I'd never smack that beautiful face, Geoffles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *turns other cheek*
you alright flower?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# It's FFRRRIDAY
so better than yestertag. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Surprisingly chipper considering:
www.b3ta.com/board/9515955
But then I have just had fish & chips & mushy peas
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I know, lad. I couldn't think of anything helpful to say on facepamphlet.
FI AND CHI AND MUSHPEES! Ooooh you lucky boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# There were jelly beans in a bowl as well so I've got some
They're a bit disappointing though. Not very tasty and sticking to my molars.
Ah well, cv time.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Good luck, sweetheart.
I'll be thinking of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Beadon Valley, Devon (apparently)
Acquired from GIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Ah, fuck it then.
Chilterns FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent :D
Just like Titchmarsh.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Now witness the power
of this fully armed and operational English country garden!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# something...something... daaaark siiide!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS PICTURE
/Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
/sushi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *parp!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR WOBBLY!!
^WHAT SHE SAID
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ^this
ok pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
The wind-chime is genius.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Yay!
That's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Negative. The T-1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there.....bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# aahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's hte Black Nationalist Party
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# SHABBA
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Nick Griffin's greatest fear?

A black eye, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i guess he never had black pudding either
or went to blackpool

woo pic! :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Ooh, that's good, how's you do it?
yes, I'm a noob
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# The pleasingly-named 'burn' tool in gimp,
mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Votes... votes... voooootes....
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
splendid
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# fan bloody mazing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
thunderbird villian FTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha! hit it with little hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Very, very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] He's not the colour of damp either!


NB - The above has been translated for the furrin Saxons amongst us
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# He should go bach where he came from.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# yes he should
and ponder on his hypocrisy
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ah, the Welsh. So resolutely, bitterly, angrily Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# WELSH OUT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Coming over here, taking all our consonants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
right, i'm off for food.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# racist!
yes, that's us though :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Racist?
I've been spat at by a Welshwoman for being English (or at least, that's what my aunty translated).

I'm not racist, I just don't like petulant little pricks with nothing better to get upset about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# was probably just saying hello to you
lot's of english tend to misinterpret the spitting thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I spent many a happy holiday visiting Welshpool.
My folks had a cottage near Mongomery.

Also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# BURN IT!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What do you have against Cousin It?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# quite a lot actually
i suffered badly from comparison as a child :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I notice the BNP got something like 2% of the EU vote in Scotland
I'm guessing that a Venn diagram of "Scots who voted BNP" and "Rangers supporters who voted BNP" would be a perfect overlap ;o)
(Capo, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Capo's conjecture: the set of all rangers supporters is contained within the set of all scots who voted bnp
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Some Rangers fans are normal people, and perfectly educated
thankyouverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

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