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# He gets everywhere
shorse
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Hoseries for horses!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Who is that fat chump?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I sail on a pirate ship
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hello.

bigger

arrrr.
bye.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Pob
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Pobtastic!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Is he dead?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] yarr.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# This
Should win.
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] yarrr matey!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:43, archived)
# OCTOPIRATES, TRANSFORM!
YARRR. Etc.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
spangulous
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Poly Nomial!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pontius Pirate.....
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this in here then...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
Duly clicked.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# and from me
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Messiaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Once again I grace you with my shit compo entry pun type thing
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha Pie Rates, good one :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Exponential returns?
*invests in pies*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# ** invests in pie industries **
sounds like a good one
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Worlds of
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# allow me to join you...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)
# This kind of Islamaphobia SICKENS me
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Aren't funeral pyres hindu?
Spangworthy contribution!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] arrr! spoonerism ahoy!!!
tie rape

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Not wholly convinced that's a spoonerism.
Nice raping action though.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I think it is...
you can swap any consonants, not just the first ones, right?

Woopic!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickly and badly done.
Image hosted by uppix.net
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Lateral thinking!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# ha :D
well played
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] On the same idea
Pie hat !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Heheh!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Someone should do 3.14159etc rats, it'd be slightly more subtle.
I choose you!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:24, archived)
# At least do it properly
and spell pirate correctly

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Ho ho
Ah, pi and e. Takes me back...
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Hah!
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:11, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PIRATES!


PIRATES. It's time for one of B3ta's famous one word challenges. Piracy is in the news at the moment with the sale of The Pirate Bay and the sea-bound Somalian pirates - so there's scope to interpret this however you wish.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# You just said some beautiful words Fraser.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# random pic off google + eyepatch
oh its going to be a fun week
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Pirates make everything better.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# 100% of fact
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] *gets in early*

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# CAW!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] gets in slightly less early

Repost ahoyyyyyyy!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Drops and runs....
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] *Scribbles furiously*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Have we not done this before?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Piracy you say?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
# grrr...
...eye H8 p-eye-rats!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Duck For Cover - little NSFW i guess
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# That is a goose not a duck
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# goose!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# lol
you had to roto a cock.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Pfft!
Hardly nsfw.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)
# sorry for this
im a bit gay about getting people fired
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)
# See also:

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Jo Willey FTW.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Not even shaved
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# lawl!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:40, archived)
# oh hi!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yay!
Hello you! :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# hi
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# alien gum
yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup...

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Aniseed balls!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# She flashed her gash at Glastonbury
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# she sure did
she might be a total wannabe freak, but she's a damn sexy one though
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I haven't seen the event and can't find it any where
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Jo Whiley flashed her gash too
this might be it: I am at work so daren't check

forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2034973/Jo_Whiley_Glastonbury_upskirt_

if someone rehosts this I can confirm!!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Oh god it is horrible
Zane Low is in those pictures :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# yes she did
then she clearly got a voice in her ear telling her to cross her legs

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# yes he was
REHOST IT WITH A NEW FILENAME YOU CUNT! ;D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Relax, she has pants on.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# really?
what colour?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Blue
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Here you are
img196.imageshack.us/img196/4522/businessstatistics.jpg
There are 16 images on that page you linked to, but they're all pretty much the same as this one.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Is she belming in this picture?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I wouldn't say that was a belm, no
looks more like blethering or chuntering.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# no, that is her normal face
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# yeah but you can see the cunt next to her still
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# eeeeeeeuw!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# this makes no sense
she might be an airheaded arselicker but she sho is a fine looking woman
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# "blondes of a certain age" do nothing for me
especially when they whine on about being all credible and then nip off to do the voice over for the new James Blunt cd and gush over McFly
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# see
everything after the first word here didn't make any sense :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Really
So for how long has she wanted to copy Courtney Love?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
# How does a young lady who shows so much skin manage to be completely unsexy to me?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# perhaps you aren't deaf?
or perhaps you prefer your ladies in knitted burkhas?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# because she wants to Madonna and she also escaped from the Jim Henson creature workshop
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I don't want to Madonna
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Who the hell does
Even Skeletor doesn't want to look like Madonna
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# You muct have, like,
taste or standards or something
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# oh no
you aren't one of those are you Mue?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
# with your lah-de-dah standards!
:D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# bin bags do not make good clothes
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# they aren't that good at preventing blood stains either
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# i always kill naked
saves time and draws witnesses' attention from the face
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# witnesses???
pah - amature
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It took him many years to work it out
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# he should have just stuck with GRAVY
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# yeah gravy is SO MUCH BETTER
than pesky freakin gravity
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Newtons three laws of Gravy:
1) not too watery
2) no lumps of flour
3) don't use fucking granules
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# nice thick gravy
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It's got to stick to things
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Mostly walls and ceilings
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# And the inside of arteries.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# they can be scraped clean
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# speed that gravity train up, prof!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# *glee*
:D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahah, actual lol.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# This is very Tahkcalb.
I like :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# needs more original Victorian illustrations
and child prostitution for that I would say
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# *waits for massive gravity spike to suddenly crush him*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

I bet his turds had minds of their own
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Hahaha YES
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# next Schrodinger
with a cat refusing to get in a box
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Strangely I haven't heard back from her
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice pussy action!

'ningles b3ta.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ohh, this is very good!
:D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# that would be me then
For a smart guy I am utterly dense when it comes to taking hints.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Also, has the draw-off thread disappeared?
or did I miss something.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I was going to say my girlfriend doesn't make hints, but I've just noticed the flaw in the argument.
Fuck.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Why am I rissing at this :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Did they teach you nothing in your MEng?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Evidently :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You should ask for a refund
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oh wait..... I think I've got it!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Perhaps she's making SECRET HINTS, ALL THE TIME
and has just been bottling up her rage at you for being obtuse all these years. One day she'll reveal what you were really supposed to have been doing all along, and you'll have a massive row, because all women are indirect and difficult, apparently.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# i'm not difficult, i'm very easy
all i want is sex
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# How's this policy working out for you?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# not too well
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Damn shame.
If only you and K3/-\b lived on the same continent, and you liked maths. Though that last part may not be vital.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# i hate maths
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# maths killed my father
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
# this is funny
because it's true
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# What you doing tonight?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# pfff
actually, i'm going to bed early. i get weighed tomorrow! :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Take the hint, you ;)
I ended up falling asleep at 10, I had been nodding off since I got home
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# i was kept awaike last night
by a lovely thunderstorm
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# you lucky lady
We really need a thunderstorm here
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# it was very good
but it's still clammier than a large clam
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I have been working outside all day, it got to 33.5'c at 1pm
Luckly I finished early, I got home and all most collapsed
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# poor thing!
i'm just debating whether or not to drag my huge fan in from the bedroom
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Leave it in your bedroom and turn it on just before you go to bed, to get the air moving
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# i'll be sleeping in the nude anyway
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# So will I
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# but
will you be able to have your window open? i won't
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I will, in hope that I get raped
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# 0_0
i never thought of that!

'bye for now!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Looks like she is flicking the bean
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ahaha
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# It does look like she has her hand down her knickers giving the cat a stroke
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)
# feeding the donkey
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, damp knickers :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# and then sniffing her fingers
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Too damn right
I hope to god she has cleaned under the hood
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)
# mmmmm
spring cleaning...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Women need to have a clean under the hood, things get stuck there
As I found out on my ex, just thinking about it makes me feel sick
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i know the feeling :(
pink bog roll...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# How did you know it was pink bog roll?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I told her
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# because my face was very close to it
the relationship did not last
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# So you did my ex as well
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Shall I use my invisibility to fight crime?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# no
use it to look at naked people, like i do
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I was wondering where that heavy breathing in my bathroom was coming from.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# you're running low on toothpaste
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# no, go use it for what it was meant for
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# possibly
was your ex an alcoholic epileptic?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# more then likely
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# is it just me
or do we have really bad taste in partners?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# We to need discuss this and compare notes
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# you'll have to wail till next year
it should be a most informative bash ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# This is what GAZs are for
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# you're being a slightly naughty earl
but i like it ;)
unfortunately, i now have to assume babysitting duties until 10.30 :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I am always naughty :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
# and the guy in the first panel looks like he has a CDC hanging from his mouth
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I noticed that to, or it could be a tumour
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# "A computer matched him with her?"
"I don't think so."
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# to be fair he's probably distracted by the porn he's looking at on his laptop
and the lamp pointing in his fucking eyes!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Smugly oblique woman is smug and oblique.
Bet she never gets any.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ahaha this
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# haha
this
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Battle Crabs!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# starring sandy mcnab
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Some of'm itch !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Got them dog gone St. Berny Blues
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
# hazaa!!
top shop!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Who let the bow wow out !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I do not know, human
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# heheh
in other news:
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# he should eat more WURST
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# yes he has spindly arms
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# he's doin'just what the doctor ordered..
..playin'dem blues away....*joins in with bass*:)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Low down and funky with the back beat goin' on . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i can't stand st. bernards
they drool a lot and remind me of cujo
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# . . . and they tend to dip into the brandy . . .
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# this is also true
KEEP OUT OF MY BRANDY, YOU SLOBBERING CUNTS!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Whooooooooooooooooooof !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
# that's the sound they make
when i throw a match on the brandy-soaked bastards
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Too hot, too late
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
# <img src="http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9659/fawcett.jpg">
edit that into your post and you'll bypass imageshack nastyness.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Or, you know, don't. That's fine.
Nice pun by the way.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Cheers
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you might be pregnant
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Badum, tish.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# how did girl get pragnent?
how is babby formed?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# spang :D
hahaha
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *bonks with pan*..:)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *dumps more Jacko stuff before expiry date*
Photobucket
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# a true LOL...
...FP!!!!!!!... :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :D:D
FP......Frail Pensioner
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Fiendish Parishioner . . .
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Fucking Parper...
... :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Fiddling priest.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Floppy Penis*
*didn't make that remark
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# ...if it's floppy..:(
..size has no relevance....pfft
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# It does if you're in the business of cock-slapping.
edit: I imagine...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Arf
Trouble is, once it's past its expiry date, we are going to get BOGOFs
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# heh heh
lots and lots i guess:))
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# same
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :D
certainly a thing or two goin' on 'ere:))
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Walk this way . . . if I did I'd _____ __ ___ _______ !
Way woo funny !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# me grandad's not too happy that your laughin'at'im:(
he's been practicing all week for the mass moonwalk:D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Tell'm to mind the knees . . .
and make sure to drink lots of Joint Juice !
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Recycle, recycle, recycle. Its Nature's way.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ..and nature knows bestest
..heh heh...your kitteh loves those Jacko-snax..:)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I'll say Woo to your image because they are usually brilliant
but I can't see anything hosted on photobucket for the past few days so it shall remain a mystery. It was probably the best ever as well :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# wish i knew what's happened to b3ta ...can't upload to my images folder either:(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Never any trouble with b3tards.com :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# LOL
:):):)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# What should he do?
A friend of mine mentioned this to me:

"Innocently browsing Asstr.org I discover a name I recognise, it's my mate's little brother as an author, so I dig deeper and he's writing bestiality porn.

¬_¬

Do I tell my mate? (It's a distinctive name, which is why I know it's him)

Why did I have to find that a kid I helped with his maths when he was 14 is now writing porn about fucking cats?"
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Christ, is it Tuesday again?
Cock off, there's a good prat
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I Like Turtles
Tell him you like turtles
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Fuck and off
Also, just because he is writing it doesn't mean he wants to do it
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# tell him we don't give a fuck...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# QOTW is that way ------>
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hello, you appear to have confused /board with /qotw.
Take your bullshit over there, they'll crown you king or something.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# how about you fucking off and stop being a nosey cunt?

I'd say it had fuck all to do with you.

oh yea and the only way you'll find out
is if you sniff his cock and it smells of whiskers
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Prod
I hope you don't have Lupus!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I've became addicted to House md

they always say check for lupus
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# It's never lupus :(
What season you up to?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# watching last season and the present one
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# First 2 were best medically
But the last one was probs the best out of the last 3.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# your 'brothers friend' eh
...stop writing about fucking cats you sick sick puppy
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Oh piss off you tedious oik
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# That's nice dear

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
#
maths meths
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# tell him:
"pics or......."
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
I dont know perhaps you should post a photoshopped picture that you made yourself. like this
nigella lawson2
source 1 : www.anothersite.co.uk/gal/pix/1230115823.jpg
source 2 : stuffem.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/nigel_lawson.jpg
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# nice thread rescue!
Obviously, by "nice" I mean "Aaargh! Kill it with fire"

:)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

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