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He gets everywhere
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:46,
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Hoseries for horses!
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:47,
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Who is that fat chump?
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Rico ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:15,
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I sail on a pirate ship
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joe90 ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:35,
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hello.
bigger arrrr. bye.
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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Pob
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:49,
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Pobtastic!
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PintOfGuinness ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:18,
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Is he dead?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:39,
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yarr.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:33,
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:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:34,
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This
Should win.
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ColinS needs to eat ,
Tue 7 Jul 2009, 1:04,
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yarrr matey!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:43,
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OCTOPIRATES, TRANSFORM!
YARRR. Etc.
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:40,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:31,
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hahaha
spangulous
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:47,
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Poly Nomial!
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8E74 Contains highly ironic acid ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:22,
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Pontius Pirate.....
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Vulthoom ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:25,
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I'll just pop this in here then...
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Dr Frank ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:27,
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Arf!
Duly clicked.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:35,
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and from me
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:11,
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Messiaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh
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Goodie ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:41,
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Once again I grace you with my shit compo entry pun type thing
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Mrs Sp@m ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:23,
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hahaha Pie Rates, good one :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:25,
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Exponential returns?
*invests in pies*
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:27,
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** invests in pie industries **
sounds like a good one
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:32,
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Worlds of
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:33,
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allow me to join you...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:56,
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Sorry
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:18,
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This kind of Islamaphobia SICKENS me
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:22,
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Aren't funeral pyres hindu?
Spangworthy contribution!
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FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards) ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19,
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arrr! spoonerism ahoy!!!
tie rape
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daninderry ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:17,
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Not wholly convinced that's a spoonerism.
Nice raping action though.
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AMadDayYes ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28,
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I think it is...
you can swap any consonants, not just the first ones, right? Woopic!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:38,
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Quickly and badly done.
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:05,
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Lateral thinking!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:06,
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Hahaha
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:07,
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ha :D
well played
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:09,
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On the same idea
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:28,
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Heheh!
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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Someone should do 3.14159etc rats, it'd be slightly more subtle.
I choose you!
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Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and ,
Thu 2 Jul 2009, 7:24,
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At least do it properly
and spell pirate correctly
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larana ,
Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:07,
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Ho ho
Ah, pi and e. Takes me back...
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milkybarnick is calming down Boris on ,
Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:30,
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Hah!
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Grampa ,
Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:11,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: PIRATES!
PIRATES. It's time for one of B3ta's famous one word challenges. Piracy is in the news at the moment with the sale of The Pirate Bay and the sea-bound Somalian pirates - so there's scope to interpret this however you wish.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:59,
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You just said some beautiful words Fraser.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00,
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random pic off google + eyepatch
oh its going to be a fun week
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:00,
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Pirates make everything better.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:01,
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100% of fact
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:08,
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*gets in early*
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:03,
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CAW!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:04,
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gets in slightly less early
Repost ahoyyyyyyy!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:06,
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Drops and runs....
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:14,
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*Scribbles furiously*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:05,
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Have we not done this before?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:12,
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Piracy you say?
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:03,
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grrr...
...eye H8 p-eye-rats!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:04,
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Duck For Cover - little NSFW i guess
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FoxA / DannyWeinkauf ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:42,
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That is a goose not a duck
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:46,
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goose!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:47,
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lol
you had to roto a cock.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:47,
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Pfft!
Hardly nsfw.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:48,
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sorry for this
im a bit gay about getting people fired
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FoxA / DannyWeinkauf ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:51,
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See also:
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:52,
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Hahahahahaha
Jo Willey FTW.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:57,
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Not even shaved
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VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:52,
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lawl!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:40,
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oh hi!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:38,
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Yay!
Hello you! :)
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Rico ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:41,
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hi
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:45,
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alien gum
yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup...
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daninderry ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:07,
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Aniseed balls!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:53,
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P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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She flashed her gash at Glastonbury
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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she sure did
she might be a total wannabe freak, but she's a damn sexy one though
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09,
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I haven't seen the event and can't find it any where
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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Jo Whiley flashed her gash too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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Oh god it is horrible
Zane Low is in those pictures :(
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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yes she did
then she clearly got a voice in her ear telling her to cross her legs
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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yes he was
REHOST IT WITH A NEW FILENAME YOU CUNT! ;D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15,
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Relax, she has pants on.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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really?
what colour?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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Blue
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:20,
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Here you are
img196.imageshack.us/img196/4522/businessstatistics.jpg There are 16 images on that page you linked to, but they're all pretty much the same as this one.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25,
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Is she belming in this picture?
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Anthropos Was making beer on ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:28,
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I wouldn't say that was a belm, no
looks more like blethering or chuntering.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:32,
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no, that is her normal face
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:33,
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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yeah but you can see the cunt next to her still
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23,
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hahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:24,
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eeeeeeeuw!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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this makes no sense
she might be an airheaded arselicker but she sho is a fine looking woman
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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"blondes of a certain age" do nothing for me
especially when they whine on about being all credible and then nip off to do the voice over for the new James Blunt cd and gush over McFly
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18,
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see
everything after the first word here didn't make any sense :D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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Really
So for how long has she wanted to copy Courtney Love?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:23,
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How does a young lady who shows so much skin manage to be completely unsexy to me?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09,
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perhaps you aren't deaf?
or perhaps you prefer your ladies in knitted burkhas?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:10,
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because she wants to Madonna and she also escaped from the Jim Henson creature workshop
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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I don't want to Madonna
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16,
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Who the hell does
Even Skeletor doesn't want to look like Madonna
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:17,
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You muct have, like,
taste or standards or something
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15,
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oh no
you aren't one of those are you Mue?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:17,
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:(
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:22,
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with your lah-de-dah standards!
:D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:25,
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bin bags do not make good clothes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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they aren't that good at preventing blood stains either
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:14,
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i always kill naked
saves time and draws witnesses' attention from the face
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18,
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witnesses???
pah - amature
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19,
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It took him many years to work it out
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crab_bloke) ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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he should have just stuck with GRAVY
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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yeah gravy is SO MUCH BETTER
than pesky freakin gravity
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crab_bloke) ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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Newtons three laws of Gravy:
1) not too watery 2) no lumps of flour 3) don't use fucking granules
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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nice thick gravy
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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It's got to stick to things
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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Mostly walls and ceilings
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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And the inside of arteries.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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they can be scraped clean
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09,
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speed that gravity train up, prof!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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*glee*
:D
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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Hahah, actual lol.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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This is very Tahkcalb.
I like :D
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:08,
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needs more original Victorian illustrations
and child prostitution for that I would say
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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wheeeeeeeeeeee!
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crab_bloke) ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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*waits for massive gravity spike to suddenly crush him*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng I bet his turds had minds of their own
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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Hahaha YES
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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Heh heh
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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next Schrodinger
with a cat refusing to get in a box
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:34,
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Strangely I haven't heard back from her
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dredgeups ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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Hahaha
Nice pussy action! 'ningles b3ta.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40,
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Ohh, this is very good!
:D
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42,
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that would be me then
For a smart guy I am utterly dense when it comes to taking hints.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43,
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Also, has the draw-off thread disappeared?
or did I miss something.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44,
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I was going to say my girlfriend doesn't make hints, but I've just noticed the flaw in the argument.
Fuck.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46,
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pfffft
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47,
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Why am I rissing at this :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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Did they teach you nothing in your MEng?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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Evidently :(
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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You should ask for a refund
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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Oh wait..... I think I've got it!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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Perhaps she's making SECRET HINTS, ALL THE TIME
and has just been bottling up her rage at you for being obtuse all these years. One day she'll reveal what you were really supposed to have been doing all along, and you'll have a massive row, because all women are indirect and difficult, apparently.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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i'm not difficult, i'm very easy
all i want is sex
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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How's this policy working out for you?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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not too well
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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Damn shame.
If only you and K3/-\b lived on the same continent, and you liked maths. Though that last part may not be vital.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:09,
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i hate maths
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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maths killed my father
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:21,
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this is funny
because it's true
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43,
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What you doing tonight?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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pfff
actually, i'm going to bed early. i get weighed tomorrow! :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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Take the hint, you ;)
I ended up falling asleep at 10, I had been nodding off since I got home
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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i was kept awaike last night
by a lovely thunderstorm
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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you lucky lady
We really need a thunderstorm here
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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it was very good
but it's still clammier than a large clam
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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I have been working outside all day, it got to 33.5'c at 1pm
Luckly I finished early, I got home and all most collapsed
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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poor thing!
i'm just debating whether or not to drag my huge fan in from the bedroom
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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Leave it in your bedroom and turn it on just before you go to bed, to get the air moving
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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i'll be sleeping in the nude anyway
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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So will I
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:07,
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but
will you be able to have your window open? i won't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13,
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I will, in hope that I get raped
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:14,
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0_0
i never thought of that! 'bye for now!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18,
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Looks like she is flicking the bean
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47,
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ahaha
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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It does look like she has her hand down her knickers giving the cat a stroke
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49,
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feeding the donkey
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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mmmmmmmmm, damp knickers :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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and then sniffing her fingers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50,
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Too damn right
I hope to god she has cleaned under the hood
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51,
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mmmmm
spring cleaning...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52,
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Women need to have a clean under the hood, things get stuck there
As I found out on my ex, just thinking about it makes me feel sick
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54,
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i know the feeling :(
pink bog roll...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55,
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How did you know it was pink bog roll?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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I told her
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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because my face was very close to it
the relationship did not last
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58,
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So you did my ex as well
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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Shall I use my invisibility to fight crime?
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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no
use it to look at naked people, like i do
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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I was wondering where that heavy breathing in my bathroom was coming from.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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you're running low on toothpaste
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:04,
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no, go use it for what it was meant for
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:03,
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possibly
was your ex an alcoholic epileptic?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01,
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more then likely
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:02,
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is it just me
or do we have really bad taste in partners?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:05,
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We to need discuss this and compare notes
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06,
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you'll have to wail till next year
it should be a most informative bash ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:11,
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This is what GAZs are for
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:12,
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you're being a slightly naughty earl
but i like it ;) unfortunately, i now have to assume babysitting duties until 10.30 :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:15,
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I am always naughty :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:16,
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and the guy in the first panel looks like he has a CDC hanging from his mouth
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56,
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I noticed that to, or it could be a tumour
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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"A computer matched him with her?"
"I don't think so."
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48,
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to be fair he's probably distracted by the porn he's looking at on his laptop
and the lamp pointing in his fucking eyes!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:53,
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pfffft
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00,
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Smugly oblique woman is smug and oblique.
Bet she never gets any.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57,
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ahaha this
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59,
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haha
this
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:51,
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Battle Crabs!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37,
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starring sandy mcnab
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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Some of'm itch !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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Hahaha
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41,
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Got them dog gone St. Berny Blues
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27,
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hazaa!!
top shop!
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:29,
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Who let the bow wow out !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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I do not know, human
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34,
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heheh
in other news:
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33,
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he should eat more WURST
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34,
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yes he has spindly arms
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34,
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he's doin'just what the doctor ordered..
..playin'dem blues away....*joins in with bass*:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33,
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Low down and funky with the back beat goin' on . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36,
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i can't stand st. bernards
they drool a lot and remind me of cujo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35,
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. . . and they tend to dip into the brandy . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37,
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this is also true
KEEP OUT OF MY BRANDY, YOU SLOBBERING CUNTS!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39,
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Whooooooooooooooooooof !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40,
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that's the sound they make
when i throw a match on the brandy-soaked bastards
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43,
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Too hot, too late
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MistahG ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17,
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<img src="http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9659/fawcett.jpg">
edit that into your post and you'll bypass imageshack nastyness.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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Or, you know, don't. That's fine.
Nice pun by the way.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25,
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Cheers
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MistahG ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31,
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you might be pregnant
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20,
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Badum, tish.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21,
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how did girl get pragnent?
how is babby formed?
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32,
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spang :D
hahaha
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22,
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*bonks with pan*..:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36,
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*dumps more Jacko stuff before expiry date*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49,
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a true LOL...
...FP!!!!!!!... :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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:D:D
FP......Frail Pensioner
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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Fiendish Parishioner . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Fucking Parper...
... :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57,
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Fiddling priest.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:06,
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Floppy Penis*
*didn't make that remark
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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...if it's floppy..:(
..size has no relevance....pfft
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14,
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It does if you're in the business of cock-slapping.
edit: I imagine...
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D BIG FLOPPY COCKS! :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15,
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Arf
Trouble is, once it's past its expiry date, we are going to get BOGOFs
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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heh heh
lots and lots i guess:))
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:54,
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same
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daninderry ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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:D
certainly a thing or two goin' on 'ere:))
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56,
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Walk this way . . . if I did I'd _____ __ ___ _______ !
Way woo funny !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:53,
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me grandad's not too happy that your laughin'at'im:(
he's been practicing all week for the mass moonwalk:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:58,
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Tell'm to mind the knees . . .
and make sure to drink lots of Joint Juice !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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Recycle, recycle, recycle. Its Nature's way.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01,
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..and nature knows bestest
..heh heh...your kitteh loves those Jacko-snax..:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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I'll say Woo to your image because they are usually brilliant
but I can't see anything hosted on photobucket for the past few days so it shall remain a mystery. It was probably the best ever as well :(
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:07,
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wish i knew what's happened to b3ta ...can't upload to my images folder either:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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Never any trouble with b3tards.com :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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LOL
:):):)
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herman:D ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:35,
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What should he do?
A friend of mine mentioned this to me: "Innocently browsing Asstr.org I discover a name I recognise, it's my mate's little brother as an author, so I dig deeper and he's writing bestiality porn. ¬_¬ Do I tell my mate? (It's a distinctive name, which is why I know it's him) Why did I have to find that a kid I helped with his maths when he was 14 is now writing porn about fucking cats?"
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razakel ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:40,
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Christ, is it Tuesday again?
Cock off, there's a good prat
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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I Like Turtles
Tell him you like turtles
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Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:42,
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Fuck and off
Also, just because he is writing it doesn't mean he wants to do it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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tell him we don't give a fuck...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43,
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QOTW is that way ------>
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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Hello, you appear to have confused /board with /qotw.
Take your bullshit over there, they'll crown you king or something.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:44,
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how about you fucking off and stop being a nosey cunt?
I'd say it had fuck all to do with you. oh yea and the only way you'll find out is if you sniff his cock and it smells of whiskers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:45,
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Prod
I hope you don't have Lupus!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52,
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I've became addicted to House md
they always say check for lupus
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05,
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It's never lupus :(
What season you up to?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08,
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watching last season and the present one
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11,
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First 2 were best medically
But the last one was probs the best out of the last 3.
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13,
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your 'brothers friend' eh
...stop writing about fucking cats you sick sick puppy
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null and void ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50,
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Oh piss off you tedious oik
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03,
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That's nice dear
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04,
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maths meths
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10,
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tell him:
"pics or......."
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12,
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hmm
I dont know perhaps you should post a photoshopped picture that you made yourself. like this source 1 : www.anothersite.co.uk/gal/pix/1230115823.jpg source 2 : stuffem.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/nigel_lawson.jpg
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19,
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nice thread rescue!
Obviously, by "nice" I mean "Aaargh! Kill it with fire" :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35,
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