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[challenge entry] Hello!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] yo ho ho
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Pilates innit
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# or this?


(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ere then
what happened to her chest?
They're not that big IRL!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# In a new thread?
Ooooooo... I still LOVE it though :)
*hypocrite*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Sorry, is this not a repost?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Probably.
Sorry I'll leave now.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# No don't!
It's a wonderful thing. DO MORE!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# i like the way you're wogan
no diggity, i got to bag it up
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't resist a pirate challenge... YARRRRRR!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# All dogs should have such a tash.
Ace.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# All dogs do have a moustache.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] i had a pea that can be compo'd foro nce..altho wrong compo

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Hehe
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll just use the thread to post a favourite oldie...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Aces!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Yay for Ecs
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I know people see images of God in windowns and Mother teresa in burnt toast
I saw Eddie the 'ead from Iron Maiden in a chinese stir-fry I did. Can you see the resemblence or am I a kerayzee MF?



Well, perhaps it might resemble Eddie if he'd just had a horrific petrol tanker crash on the M5.....

Incidentally, if this turns up in The Sun newspaper under the headline ' 2 Minutes to meat-night' I did submit it to them for publication under that very same headline comedy mantle. It was not nicked.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# He doesn't really have a massive crazy following, like, say, Jesus
So the ebay value is probably minimal :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# This is like one of them third eye things.
I'm well shit at those.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I see it
mmmmm chinese
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# here, have this
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# *Accepts*
hold on, is she wearing pants? ... is she just about to do a poo? I'm not sure I'm into that
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Arse is a funny shape
Rest is ace though, nicely.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
#
probably why she's not wearing pants.
I expect she shreds knickers with her sharp arsedness
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# does look kind of weird
but looking back at the photo that's how it is...it's just a trick of the angle...

maybe i should have drawn the crack in
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Kinky!


Have this!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# RIP Mollie and her errant pussy

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Is it just me
or does anyone else see Zoe Wanamaker?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I see her once a week,
she's treating my piles.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaar, he be on his way ta plunder Skittles and My Little Ponies.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yarrrrrg!

i think that was an attempt at humour...not sure tho.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# YAYYYYYY!
stop the internet, this post has won
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Have a big woo,
woooooo!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# word
this^

all fucking day long!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I smell a sit-com!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Yarrr!!!!!!
a pi rating pirate.



Click for bigger (72 kb)


Sorry about the poor quality its my first image totally drawn by me and not just somebody else's image edited
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRR

I drew this with my left foot
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pilots
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# yaaaaaaargggg

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# cor
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Subtle
I can't see the difference myself
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] KERSPANG!

I put so little effort into this I'm ashamed, but it was crying out for it
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I see your pilot and raise you
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# You may never have seen any of my crap but I have been here for 5 years today


WOOO
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)
# it's a b3taday rush.
Happy B3taDay!

:D

Edit: Is that person pissing in a river?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# could be me fishing
*postulates*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Were you fishing with your cock?
*prostates*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Were you cocking the fish?
*pustulates*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I was fishing for cock
*pulsates*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Non-pirate post
*likes*
The neg of this would make a good canvas!

Edit: Oh! and...

:-D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)
# hooray, ive missed all my other b3tadays
tis a special one
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# yoo am 5!
:-D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Happy day person I don't recognise
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# s'ok
ive only replied to a few of your posts and vice versa, dont expect you to remember everyone, Ill just go cry now
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Happy b3taday matey :)
Have little Luca, an endangered white-naped mangabey monkey, taken today:


He really is the cutest thing since sliced bread
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)
# NIPPLE!!!
I wish it was a panda instead! ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Awwww
He's lovely.
What a beautiful picture.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Aceness!
Although, as you well know, I am not a fan of his parents. Aggressive bastards ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Awesome
What a fantastic photo!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# awwwww
top photo
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# N00b
;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# wahey
we were both ensnared on the same day, dammn you b3ta
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Go and do your assessment!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I keep getting this message
The connection has timed out
blood civil servants.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Oh you don't wanna be one of them! :P
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ha
already am. Just want to be a better paid one.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Drink moar! That solves all problems! :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Due to my borked connection I missed mine a few days ago :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday
and nice buttcrack.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] AAARRRRR!!!! where be Macca's gold?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# LOVE THIS
CLICK!! Sorry to jump on the back and repost, but Apple have just accepted my App and I'm over the moon!


(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Yay!
Congratulations :D

Not using the MJ advert then? ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
THAAAT MAKES ME AAAA PEA!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT THIS AGAIN!!!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Have my last pirate pea then
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# oh no...
Photobucket

EPIC REPOST ACTION
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Why is he dressed
Like that bloke from art attack?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, off to do my online assessment.

edit:Thanks, really going now... ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely, and good luck with the assesment.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
Oh the kid deserves it, he is drinking diet coke

Happy Candle day
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Jebus Juice
shirely?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Jebus juice is probably better then diet coke
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Haha
good luck, happy b3tday also.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm pie
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Cute!
Tails!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# One piece of tart with not so much rat in it later...
:)
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The world just needs more Bean
Ar!

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# tis well shopped
and deserves at least one woo
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Two woos.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Pie rate?
I'd say about 3.14 per second
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# POOOOORRRRRRKKK PPPIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# SPANG
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah, I deserved that one
:-D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# PORK PIE, YA MAN
pork pie was ace
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# The only character that made the show watchable...
Desmond was OK but I wanted to hit his tooth-sucking mockney daughter
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Pork Pie ruled that show
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Aye
That's very true.

His spin-off show wasn't quite as good though.

xx
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ma Julieeee
Don't waxy my sofa....
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahoy Pirate lass! Dance the hornpipe!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh hai valin! :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hover dance for us oh plastic boobed pirate wench
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# *Hornpipes*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# shoot the twat
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# *tries to think of 'hornpipe' and 'booty' gag*
*fails*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Cock in arse
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# wrong'un. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Yarrrr!
Does she do Piratays
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# She can
sit on my hornpipe. Thursdays only though.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm, struggling with this challenge... have a Cap'n Domo
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:49, archived)
# *sings*
♫ iiii'll bee reeaady!
Never youu feeaar... ♫

:)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty. Have several woos.
In other news, I just found this old thing...

(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# epic
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# No no, this is epic:


EDIT: Sorry.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Hahah
that's wonderful

Is it the entire Bayeaux Tapestry?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# You went to extraordinary lengths to do this!
:)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# why thank you
Epic comic strip there... nearly broke my scrollwheel. Was worth it just for "In no time at all our hero was wetting all the enemy's paper circles" :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] i sale on a pile of sh*t
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# c'est sale
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# tres sale
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hmm, I haven't seen this particular coiled turd before.
it has an intriguing reflective texture.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# And thus was born the internet age of
REFLECTOPOOP!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# "please pick up you reflectopoop, sir"
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *bokes*
Happy b3taday!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Ning Sushi!
Happy B3taDay Holly!

;D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ROFLCOP
!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry to add to the threadrush but it's my b3taday
and I'll threadrush if I want to! ;)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahahah
DAY!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:43, archived)
# :)
Did you go and see Saxon?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Saxon?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
# rock group
played a free gig at the station earlier.
I'm guessing not.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Im no longer in sheffield :(
Left on wednesday :(

Now unemployed with it looking bleak for future employment :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Booo!
I've got to do an online assessment for a job in a bit :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Oh make sure you've got pen paper and a calculator and tea :D
They arnt THAT bad... it's the phone interviews asking competancy questions which can fuck right off
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I think I was lucky, just a simple online form then a single face to face interview.
But it seems that basic grade admin staff are having to go through a two stage interviewing process and all sorts. I'm not sure why it's more difficult for them.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I just want a fucking job :(
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Did you hear back from that PhD?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Nope, still not
Im gonna email them at the end of the week if I still havent heard back!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I've got a bit of beer left
and no calculator. Wish me luck!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Haha! LUCK!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Oh man!
Saxon rock! How much of the original line up is still there?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I have no idea.
it was to celebrate 25 years of spinal tap.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Seems it's just Biff and Paul Quinn.
Oh well, would still have been ace. Damn my living in London :D
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I am in Sheffield, but not cool enough to have known about this.
Bugger.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
# no, quite poorly advertised.
Hopefully more effort should be put in to the Tranlines Festival.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
you fucking fucknut
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Rainbow Warrior
Photobucket
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Not enough French Special Forces
"Surrendering faster than our infantry"

and I'm going to whore this again:

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/ham/hamtoucher2.html
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)

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