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# A special candle
made using Bob Carolgees 'design a candle' page!


Do you think they'd make it if I ordered?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I dunno
Ask /board.

Oh, you did.

I dunno.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# order it and find out.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# We are not your mother
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# We are YOUR mother.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Father?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ...anything for a buck
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I think he's lost his mummy

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Evil monkey bird is evil and a monkey bird!!


Woo Sir.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# aw poor little thingy.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# John was really under the cosh at work
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# gaaaaaaah
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# math-spang!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *slaps*
:~)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# if he worked hard he could really sinh
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# but he could also sinc under the weight of the work
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# he should pop outside, get himself a tan
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# yeah you're like 7 minutes late with that one.
you need to be a smooth operator to do this stuff.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# you hippy!
I don't live on this website!

hah!

I was on another one :(

*saunters off in tears*
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
# He looks a bit pale to me,
he should go out and get a tan.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# arse!
I should like.. read things.. and shit
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# innit.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# like, woah, totally
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# like wateva n stuff
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# fuck.....
:D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# (e^x+e^-x)/2 or something?
:{
Only thing I remember from FP2 tbh. I looked at the textbook once, on the metro on my way to the exam.
Coshx =(e^x+e^-x)/2
Sinhx =(e^x-e^-x)/2
amirite? I need to resit this module having studied it at some point.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Quite right!
cosh is also the shape a uniformly loaded washing line would take - ie constant sock density
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# The man in the moon has gone posh
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I say!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# what-o old chap
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# pip pip old chap
its a bully day however a gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It started off as a Lichtenstein style Hitler,
and kind of is I guess, but not fully followed through on it.

I still quite like the effect though.



Click for full image (250kb)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I follow through on all my work
That's why it's shit
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Arf.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
#


See what I did there?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Very fine arts
made my eyes go funny though
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Thank you,
and I don't care :P
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Marvellous.



(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ta fella.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Adolf Hilda
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# My he has some sturdy legs
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yes
She has hasn't she!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!




(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Mein Gott!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ha! Though this was more Reichsmarshall Göring's style, I thought :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# They both did it and they did a little dance routine as well
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I just tabbed over from starting watching something on C4.
An advert starts just as I see this images and the words are, 'I've always wanted to be a bit more body conscience.'
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Nice pins!
:)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# that's my squildo firmly graped
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ...
If you say so!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yes i do :~)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I'll just drop this here...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *slaps*

:)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Deserved.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *tuts*
Aceness.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# huzzah oddfish!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# aaargh!!! :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahahaha
SPANG
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# running is definitely your best option..
there's a frying pan waiting for an imprint here :~p
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# pfft!
*clicks*
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Surely it should be set in a school though.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
I like this (am an ex-librarian and there aren't many library jokes/puns) Woo Yay Shush!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler in the style of Damien Hirst....


Following on from Enceladus' idea, and simply not as good....
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# On the dot

nicely
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# i can see a girl in a bikini
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# me too

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# cor!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *wibble*
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# awaits the sexy anime hitler...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Oh, I like this.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# If you like dots, wait till you see my liechtenstein ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *waits*
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I'll give it a go,
but it will take far too long for my pathetic patience gland ;)

We'll see.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# okey doke. :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Actually,
I think it may be ok. I already have the canvas done :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# dotty!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Worst. Character. In. Eastenders. Ever!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking woo :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Disco Mario!
:{D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Nice one Sir.



(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ta Stanbo.
How goes it? Suitably hungover?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# No!!
I've started drinking lager rather than beer,and don't seem to suffer the next day!!!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ha.
Nice one :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# excellent!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Still a noob at PS
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hint: scale the image to be about 400 pixels wide and save for web.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Done thanks
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# HUZZAH!!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!
Seams fine to me :D

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# o hai popular hors
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Class.
:D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# :-D

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Personenkraftwagen

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha! excellent



(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuremburg Gnome
Photobucket
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# grumpy.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
#
oops.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# what an attention seeking wanker.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I know.
Fucking Sebastian Chabal wannabe ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# fat bastard wouldn't last five minutes in a rugby game
first ruck he'd get into a fight for moaning about a stubbed toe, then sent off.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Is it a potato shoe?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# The polar ice caps have melted, covering the entire planet in 6 inches of water...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# I am going to say that that would have been a better film
It also needs more Bracknell
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sir, are incorrigible!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# How dare you deploy the word 'incorrigible'
this early on a Sunday, you fiendmaster
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Fie you bounder!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# WhO wOn MaStErChEf?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Michael Jackson
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# You mean Señor Michael Elvis Jackson XXXVIII
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# obviously
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :D

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# yes!
I am enjoying the adventures of wader cat.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Jack Hitler!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hitler, You're so Big!
That's a nice drawing of Hitler you made
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Would it be ok...
.... if I drew a cock on him like?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# He always has his cock out
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
Nice one. Shame about the thread deletion. There's an edit button, blokey.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Mayeb it was the first comment moaning about him being 10kb over the file size?
:P
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It's
Only 40K

????
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# they're talking about a different thread that got deleted.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Sorry.
He isn't talking about you. He is talking about another thread just before yours :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# actually, that was a better comment that usual.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I thought I was very polite!
What's the point in having a limit if it's not kept to.
1) Why should only the regulars keep to it.
2) Why do people think it's fine to have a go at the person point out that they're over rather than the people who's done it!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Ha. We're only pulling your plonker Ghosty.
However, as I said last week, I don't really think that 12kb is really worth commenting on.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I only have a bitch if someone's been rude.
or reposted a 200kb fail animation in response to a trespass of 10kb...(has happened)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Apologies folks
Didn't know about the edit and suddenly realised there was something in my photobucket best not shared.

Having a go at resizing and will repost later on.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# No worries, it's fine.
At the end of the day, the delete button is there so you can delete your posts if you want to. There is no rule against it at all.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# 1) do it in an existing thread
2) just coz you deleted the thread doesn't mean we can't access it and get to your photobucket:P
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Cheers guys.
Photobucket cleaned out and image resized ..... Hope this looks better than the first attempt.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ooops I meant to say don't
my bad:)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# fackelholz? german for gay rubbishy tv shit spin off that should have never been made?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# So..
... You dont like torchwood then?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I think you're on to something there
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Well...
.... It is a bit too gay at times but if you can get past that it's been a very good series!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yeah i kinda watched all the old series of doctor who, spat the dummy with the new series
watched a few torchwoods and didn't like them.

strauss gone.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# But it is a good program to watch and rub your wood to
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Dora the Fuhrer
dora the fuhrer
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Looks like Diego's days are gonna be numbered....
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Is that your sex doll?
FFS. Evil bastard!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Gordon Brown is turning into Zapp Brannigan
"I sent in wave after wave of men, until the killbots reached their kill limit"
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# "These are my loyal men!" (shouted) "fuck you!!"
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# It is worrying that he is really turning into Zapp
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# You would think we had learned not to wage war in Afghanistan, given the lessons of the last 200 years.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# But we have to, as we owned it once
and we got our arses kicked that time too
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# And then made a Carry On film about it
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# it's what the fuhrer would have wanted
?:-=)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# PERVERT.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Good morning Sam.
Thank you for your gaz. I shall check those out post haste.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Good mroang!
No worries, bro. Let me know what you think of them.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I most certainly will./
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Sieg Heil!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# or as dora would say
granizo victoria...
that's not as catchy though
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Náš Boj
Fascists do get a bit theatrical
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Is she...ethnic? :O
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Toothbrush Moustache
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha, winnar :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hello sir

at 100mph, I would really like to advise you to consider using the wheels
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hello Sire
The wheels fell off when I was riding it
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# That is bad news
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
But I would complain to Colgate if I were you Monkeon. They gave you Deep Clean Colgate in a Cavity Protection box ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Why are you always so pedantic in every goddamn toothpaste post?

;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I don't know man,
it's an illness ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# some tv reporter tried complaining to colgates when they turned sydney harbour pink
my dad told him to fuck off.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Was that the moaning that was going on this week?

I heard that something had gone on in Sydney this week that everyone was up in arms about....
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# nah that was twenty years ago when the colgate's factory was in balmain.
dunno what everyone in sydney was up in arms about this week.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Ah ok.
I think it might have been an English brand advertising in honour of The Ashes or something. I dunno, I only heard it on the radio in passing.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Never mind that..
Inside the tube, they've put salad cream.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# The perfect excuse to brush your teeth
with fish fingers if ever I heard one :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
THis compo has taken a most wonderful turn!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I do genuinely think that the non-shop compos really are always the best.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oi! You with the lego
come out with your hands up!!!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That's very nice
but where are M, C and A?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Arf.
Damn Lego men and their unwillingness to perform camp dance routines from the 70s!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Now where did i leave..
..my cocaine?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Silly catbrain!
That is not Cocaine, it is Pritt Stick.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# i like drawing compos.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Non shops are good
but as well as some stunners you get all the people who want to post on b3ta but will only do photos.
So you get their dog representing the exploitation of the Cuban people in the decidance hayday of the rich and famous in the 1920s
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I think I saw that dog on 'Pets Win Prizes'
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I can see the thread now:
Ha Ha Ha (redsushi)
How does it smell? (mediocre)
^Jamaica? (wobbly bloke)
Why am I lokoing at your dog? (riverghost)
Would (Me)
PHWOAR (jamnog)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# KP IS A FUCK WIT

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# He may be a bit of a cunt.
but he is still by far and away our best player, and his wife is damn hot!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Yea, I can imagine what goes through her mind every night too
*tumbleweeds*
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Oh my.
I just realised the match had restarted. Fucking England :(
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ha
that didn't take long
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You can it read the evening paper:
South African born Peitersen did not offer a shot to the delivery that tore his off stump from the ground
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# "He was also stripped of the captaincy for being a dirty foreigner in the pay of dirty foreigners who wish to sabotage England's test side"
"Luckily we have much more reliable and inventive batsmen like Ian Bell"
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)
# reliable: always gets three runs
inventive: keeps finding new ways to get out
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ah come on now
once he gets 3 runs, he often converts that into 9
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:33, archived)
# AH AH AH AH
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I think it is nice to have a change from shopping.
Also, it means that there tend to be less entries.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# very nice!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yay,
brill.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# come on, admit it, you post it straight on to te FP yourself right?
Ace though :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# He has a magic button
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Nope,
But I always know that if a post goes fast to the fp, someone will always ask / accuse me of it, though :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Monkeon's mum is one of the mods!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm happy for that rumour
to be spread. Thanks for the fp, mum!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# hahah
Heil Mein Floride!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ace! :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The fruit bowl putsch!

Woke up to find one of my bananas is strutting around like he's Hitler. Shouldn't have left those books lying around, I suppose...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# TOUCH ME, I'M SICK
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ok then...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# WORD!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I never realised Feynman could be so inflamatory
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oh, yes.
it's the bongos...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# And the safe cracking.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
'ningles all. Fruit can be so judgemental!

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# haha!
strawberries are cheeky sods.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Well he got to see the others eaten
so on the plus side he got to see their pain. On the down side he knew what was coming and had to wait for the inevitable.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# the banana's shut himself up in the basement now,
I think he's just shot himself.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# When I was a small child I was told that Hitler had shut himself in a bunker.
I had an interesting mental image as my dad played golf.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hitler doesn't like playing people with
golf handicaps...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I hear he was an exceptional golfer though.
He was confident enough to only play with one ball!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# haha...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I hear the other is at SW7 2AP
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Haha ning!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# pwoar!
nice pears!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do not fear Enceladus, I can send you the Harry S Truman biography I am reading at the moment, that should sort the little fucker out!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That, and Churchill's War Diaries
should do it!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Churchill? Who the fuck is he?
Everyone knows it was the Americans who won the war ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I've seen 'Pearl Harbor'...
Ben Affleck wins the Battle of Britain single-handed.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Really? You actually watched that?
*loses all respect*

And we really know it was Bon Jovi ;)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I was hoping it'd be so bad it was good
but it wasn't.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Arf.
I must say, I really can't be dealing with modern war films. I saw Saving Private Ryan when it came out and rather enjoyed it. Then I studied the second world war and watched it again.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Pretty sure that he'll change his ways
once he gets through If This Is A Man.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yep...
let's hope so...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Goosestep lively now!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I'm particularly impressed by his lace-up feet.
:)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Haha, yes :)

(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Goodness!
He's everywhere!

:D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I wonder what Hitler would make of his posthumous fame?
I like to think that he would secretly treasure pictures like this as reflecting his true, inner self :)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# EIN ZWEI, EIN ZWEI!
PUT ZE BREAD ON ZE TABLE! EIN. ZWEI!
MAKE INSULTING GESTURES TO THE PRISONERS! EIN. ZWEI! EIN ZWEI!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Oh, a scythe!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# :)
Watch out for Satan and all his little wizards!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# From the expression on the bread-holder's face, he has another destination in mind for the loaf...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
quite so...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# why has he painted his toenails?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# For sexy purposes
of course
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# regale me more with these sexy purposes my mediocre.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# He does it all for the nookie
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# haha!
very Yellow Submarine!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Er, okay
really?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Oh Adolf!
You crazy cad you!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
# He's such a card
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# watch out meeces... he's after you
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Kittyhawk?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# spang
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# And I is after you!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I knew it had to have a natural enemy out there somewhere
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Someone should do (or even have done) winged mice.
edit: or would that just be a bat?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Sorrry a bit slap dash
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Q&D is always worth it.
Titmouse!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Indeed!
:)
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Yay
*tickles under chin*
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Morning all.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# he wants to use bees wax
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Or maybe RONSEAL???
Y'know......2 birds, 1 stone etc.??
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# does he have a wooden ball sack?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hmmmm......good point,
I never thought of that.....
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahah. Oh god, I guess Gepetto lovingly carved all the details...down there. Humming, with an odd smile on his face.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# nothing wrong with that
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# FIREWANK
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Morning wood
Morning. Would.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# two wrongs...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:23, archived)
# LOLGAY
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:24, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY, SURELY?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:27, archived)
# oh good...
...there's 3 people awake in this world.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:33, archived)
# hehehe well technically it depends what context you are saying it..
You're all gay - in the context "you are all gay" is a sweeping statement punctuated to perfection.
Your all gay - singular, pertaining that the individual in question is totally and completely a cock jockey
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
# NO I AM NOT
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# 4...
...4 people....a regular tuperware party.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)
# SPOOOORTS.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Dick's mum was a Dyke
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:34, archived)
# in a Van
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
# lolololololghey
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:36, archived)
# 5...
...do we have 6?
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:38, archived)
# 6
Unless an erection counts as a person.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:41, archived)
# sex!...
...uh,...six!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
# the lurkers are always watching. Hello lurker, I dare you to reply to me.
I DARE YOU!!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
# COWARDS!!!...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:52, archived)
# POO IN A FISHBOWL!!!...


(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:57, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Fuck Off
I'm not replying





...shit...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:54, archived)
# still though you have posted before.
not a true lurker, too scared, too wimpy to even make a single post on the board. buk buk buk...
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
# I'm not fucking lurking
I sodding brushing my teeth.


/relurks
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
# DOUBLE DARE!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# No.
I will not obey your silly rules. There will be no reply from me. Not even hours after your post. No way.
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Yay for grammaaarrz!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:09, archived)
# Way to use proper gammarz
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:13, archived)
# Risky!
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# gay sir, i'm far from gay
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Nah
I gave it up years ago
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)

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