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[challenge entry] Cheats never prosper, kitten. Cheats never prosper.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# :(
Poor kitteh. He only wanted to be teh best.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)
# It's these kind of fluffeh pressures that only lead to booze and pills
and the ineviteble end...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha :D, I wish I could find the picture of my cat Jim with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice
I am working on a house that is 700 years old, been taking plaster off and the daub and plaster was the original
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# You are masked up I presume?
Some pre 18th C plaster is full of nasties up to and including lead, horsehair, and anthrax spores (I kid you not!)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)
# aye sir
It is all done, just got to replaster it now. Full of horses hair, the daub was mainly straw. The plaster was probably 300 years old, due to the room we are working in being an extension
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# cool
But was the original plasterwork beyond repair? Seems a shame to lose such old original fabric.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)
# yep, it was *technical term* dead
We have to use lime plaster as it is listed, the place hasn't been touched for god know how many years
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ach well
sounds fun all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)
# It is, just wish we were doing more of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Wow
That's some hardcore stripping. I didn't know you were a hardcore stripper.
*re-appraises*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I do it all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Woo
sounds like interesting building work. I'd be imagining walled up corpses and family jewels stashed in the laths.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# It would be nice to be doing the whole building, as it really needs some T.L.C., but we are only doing one room :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Shame
doing part jobs is not as satisfying.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# It is annoying, as it is the kind of thing I really like doing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# oh noes!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] kitty skydiving
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# yay
nice one this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Nicely done
well clicked
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)
# YES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)
# yay! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# this is wicked...
...(wake up sheeple)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I think he wants his spaceship back...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8172842.stm
(and yes, I am crap at photoshop)
(ed-z, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# He is SO weird looking
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Are they by any chance related
I think we should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Couldn't think of a caption (sorry)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# would not.....NOT EVEN IF YOU PAID ME
or even with yours:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# The bragging rights are worth the dirty feeling afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# That is just wrong, even on a man it would look wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# iggy armed,
pigeon chested, arse chinned motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I couldn't have put it better myself.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)
# :)
i can only call it as i see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Oh my!
At least she/he/it doesn't have their box hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)
# FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# teaser
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Stop a teasing me senior
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
# how bizarre
fantastic advert for dentists . well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# He's quivering with anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# is he fighting it with a loo seat?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# pfft-it's a candy lolly......not really recognisable enough i reckon now
i had another but that too was the same problem...heh/gah:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
# No, in his OTHER hand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
#
candy lolly
lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)
# awwww...
...one of them will be licked to death!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Salivator the magnificent wants his licks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha!
class as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# cheap lol
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8171801.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# it's one of those balloon animals
hmm .. idea ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Is Norton jacking off Wogan or himself?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I think he is checking Wogan is doing his job properly.
also: someone remove 'Dirty Dhalsim' form the popular list, its pissing me off.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# throttle
Maybe he's revving Nortons engine! BRUM BRUM! eww its miss fireing!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Moleskin.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Double Dutch rudder
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)
# A toxic dart.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# A toxic fart
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# it'll be filled with horses
beware
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Is this what happens when Stargates explode?
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Where's Nemesis?
Looks like his ship
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Masterful
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
#
Beautiful! *wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] It's time to start...... scampering!!!!

Who loves you and who do you love?
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# THE MESSIAH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hey Lightbulb!
Hey Christmass Treee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Was sub-zero
Now just plain zero (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I hoped you left enough room for my fist
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOU'RE GODDAMN SCHPINE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# One ahf us is in deep trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# You got swine flu then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# not anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Where's Buzzsaw?
He had to splitHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAUURGGHHAHAHAGHAGHAGHHAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# RATS
He'll get distracted by the rats and will spend all his time chasing round hte spotlights!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# OMG, I IZ TRAPZ IN BALLZ
hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Yay! One of his better films, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I take it all back
Was on sky movies last night... Stephen King must have been sick in his mouth when he heard the line "Vhat a hot-head".
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Wed 29 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Me first attempt at animationisingfryingpanisation


Be gentle with me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I can't believe how far this went
(__, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# shark
If it wasnt for that effing shark i would have been at it all night! lol! i had a few hundred more ideas to add to it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# subtle, me likey
also woo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Gentle? GENTLE?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I need a tablet
Its hard to draw with a paranoid trackball!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# it's the opposite of hard
also refer to flaccid
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# *goes flaccid with tim*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)
# thumb it in
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)
# LAZERS TO NTH DEGREE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Did Mary Poppins just vomit on a tripod?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# she shat
*edit, thats right, she vomits on the tripod and shits on dick van dyke
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# no that was the guy on the roof
the first time it's definitely from the umbrella end
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's kind of epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Licence to Kill?


ris
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Looks more like a licence to perform BJWO
for £30 guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
# blow jobs with otters?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# BLOW JOB WHITE ORHANS?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
# see sig
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
# WRONG!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# well, quite.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
# ^ needs more Salacious B. Crumb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Needs more Prescott :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Nothing could possibly need more Prescott...
Apart from the fires of hell, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# would,would,would not,...
...would,would,would,would,would,would,would,would,would,would.would,would,would.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# *deep breath*
Y,N,Y,N,Y,N,N,N
N,N,N,Y
Y,N,Y,Y
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Thank you for this analysis

gives it a bit of SCIENCE™ edge to it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
# No problem. I was going to introduce an 'M' symbol to stand for 'Maybe'.
But it could easily stand for 'mediocre would', and might be confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
# yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# *heavy breathing*
Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y
Y,Y,N,Y
Y,Y,Y,Y
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# is it wrong that I want to go to this place to enjoy the space ladies?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# To be honest, it's only a little bit of wrong
and a whole lot of alllllrightythen.

In fact, I'm beginning to wish I'd thought of that. Cunning. But it could work... Next Star Wars expo...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hey!
that was my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
# some mothers do 'ave em
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] 2nd attempt

this time with added image... single quote or double quote - that was the question that I never asked
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hahahah, that's great!
just remember never to delete a thread, just edit it instead, otherwise the natives will cook and eat you...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# My aren't we both the epitome of fluff!?
The flamers must be out lighting their BBQs
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm just lulling him into a false sense of security until I unleash a wave of firebombing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I think this is the epitome of fluff:
2nd time in 2 days, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# awwwww :)
I miss having a cat, they are great
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# ^ this
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Doh!
Fatal flaw. Should have edited your original post. Not deleted it. This is because people had already started to comment and thus the comments are lost to the Lord of the Internet. Just a heads up for future reference

Nice image though

Edit: And with that I bid you all a good night! x
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# it is a great loss to society when a b3ta thread full of 'OmG FAIL' is removed from it's grasp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hah, most excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Watching cats fight is a wonderful thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Bobcat Goldthwait vs Yusuf Islam
FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# My money is on Bobcat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# then you'll enjoy this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ooooooh yeah, I am not Duffman
Are old cat used come in in the morning with other cats claws stuck in him, I would hate to see the state of the other cat, as he was a real vicious bastard when he was pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That dumps on mine from a great height
ps. I'm sorry for the deleted thread everyone - I panicked; realizing that I looked like a complete moomin I took the easy way out.

big shooreeeeeez to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! fatbouy you can't spell 'analytics' without 'anal', Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
# second time lucky :)
i hope for the kitties' sakes they aren't hungry... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yay!
Good for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Bluntie and Deadwood...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Hahahahah
I love happy endings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# O_o
hehehe

Edit: Noooooo! Thread deletion!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahahahahah! how utterly mad!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Kuzzy pellz . . . haint it ?
hor hor hor !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Mr and Mrs Ploppy, they aren't married to each other though
It just reminded me of head
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# illk umnoip rfaaeewww!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# yes
this is the best carton EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
................:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# A little sum' sum'


Just to push down the pleb
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That's a new bit of slang on me
Am I right in thinking pleb = pic thief?
(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# plebeian = commoner
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# See Joliet^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hehheheheeheheheh!
"doffs fez"

edit: the most ramdom thing here, but, why the hell does that pillar at the back look so familiar?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# they look really familiar to me
but i have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hmmm...
...i see soft fleshy things!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
# This is hypnotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
#
would
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Soccer Kitten
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent

Nawty, nawty, very nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUU!
friggin awesome :)

edit: please redirect this praise to the individual responsible for this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Haha, oh sheeeeeeeit!
Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
images.google.co.uk/images?q=cat+football+kick
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 'twas what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Look at you and your super Sherlocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You're a cretin
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Yo yo!
Been checking out your websites there Austin my man. You're either an intelligent and observant troll, or, you know, you're not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# The alleged 'favourite jokes' clip speaks volumes...
if it's true, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# My favourite youtube comment would have to be
rambosilk (5 months ago)
sb805, shut the fuck up you ugly fruit pickin spic!
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# O HAI COMEDY ACCOUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *docu-drama zithers*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# GRR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hmmmm...indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Yeah actually, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Maybe I should have checked that before worrying that nobody had checked out this clown who likes his dog, Donna.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
# You funny fucker
does your carer know you have access to these websites. Put the crash helmet back on and stop being a Keyboard Commando.
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Fancy that for timing - my carer gave me access to the internet almost 24 hours after last time too
Perhaps you should have a look through the FAQs canine-chav-cunt muncher
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Chav? is it 2007 again?
You lonley hobo-looking smeg collector?
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Ha. Touche with that new word "smeg"
Did your Nan buy you Red Dwarf on VHS for Christmas, or did Donna suck off one of The Romany folk you work with (undoubtedly a relation) to borrow the collection. Now be a good chap and kindly fuck off back to the waltzers.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# The Key Board Commando is back. with the cliche Gypo and Chav insults, how original.
Smeg is an abbreviation of smegma,you know the stuff YOU have collating around you lonley little cock. I had meant no reference to Red Dwarf as my knowledge spreads further than Cult BBC comedies. I find your attempts to insult my wife amusing, and a clear indication that you are trying to anger me as much as I have obvioulsy angered you. It hasnt worked im afraid. "Axe Wound" another name for a cunt isnt it? Name says it all.
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Should I give you the definition of Chav?
Oh, no need, mirrors and your wife can serve as a constant reminder.
Obviously your knowledge knows no bounds, which is probably why you didn't need to look at the FAQs before posting other people's work.

Presumably it is with your oracle-esque knowledge base that gave you the insight that I, the "key board keyboard commando", am so lonely. Oh woe is me, if only I could win a wife through bare knuckle fighting - or was it the coconut shy? Pass my love onto Donna and hopefully she won't pass on anything nasty from my smeg, or Kevin's, Kyle's, Jason's, Wayne's, Bob's, John's, Vlad's, Pete's, Gary's, Stu's, Tom's...
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Quite hypnotic


would..
(NateGS nooob, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Done by Toasty
www.b3ta.com/board/9607988

But Nice work :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
#
and so much better too. :(
(NateGS nooob, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Huuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeee
But nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Dinbum
This post, combined with this news made me go "Waaaargh!" D:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# It's OK
it's late 80s, early 90s Madonna. Y'know, when she was fit
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# But I can only ever picture her as above.
So "Waaargh!" D:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# You need the new Cillit mind bleach
BANG and the wretched old crone is gone
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
#
killit BANG!
(NateGS nooob, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It gets worse!
Waaaaaaaaaargh! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# jeebus...
what did they do to piss off the artist?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)
# They got pissed and pissed all over the artist.
This left him pretty pissed off, and he thought they were taking the piss.
So he finished the painting and then just pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# mmmm, piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Holy fucking fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Nice morphing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hulk's madge!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# what the fuck has she done to herself, really.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# 'appy dayz
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# LOL
1970s hell!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Haha, I would wear those socks
time to roll out the fonz pics:

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaa!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# YES!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I thought to myself -
'that family really likes coca-cola.'

Then I realised they were books.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Books about coca cola?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Let us Ayyyyy!
Fonzie be praised!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Aaaaaaayyyyy!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# awesome3 70's decor rules
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)
# NEWSFLASH: highs and lows.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# LOL FLOPPY SPOONS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# IT'S LIKE THERE'S A STRING ATTATCHED TO HIS PUPILS AND HIS DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# TEACHERLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Oh dear lord
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Just because you wish you could too
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# between you and cockweasle
we got the best kids tv cartoon ever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# It would be like Ren and Stimpy brought into the 21st century
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You flatter me sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# DARF!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ooooo you put a cock on b3ta!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Oh shit D:
I'm sorry guys, guys I'm really sorry, guys, really, I'm sorry, guys, sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Where are the hairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Monkey-faced
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Don't call me a monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ha ha...
...mr.happy...and friend.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

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