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[challenge entry] GOD, I'm hungry........
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# hahaha
*SMASHES RED BUTTON WITH HEAD FEROCIOUSLY*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Cheers dude
;-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Thanks Smash
;-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Nearly six pounds?
is that the usual sort of price for a curry?

daaaammmmmn
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
# yes.....
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# actually
that's cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
GHEEFAX
(1.618..., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# OK . . . FEED ME !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Now that . . . is one heck of a thinking man's thinking cap !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# ROBERT SNUG WHERE IS YOUR POPE CLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# David Battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I would probably give him a nibble.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
peanutbutter jellylols
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# he has a cakey glow
which looks decidedly unhealthy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
# possible food poisoning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# he looks like he's suffered third-degree oven burns
they've given him skin grafts, but the skin is yellow. they need to give him 2 more to cover the pink burn scars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# No matter how you slice him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# mmmmmmm, a tasty national treasure
also: Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# also also
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
# why can't we send manned missions there? WHY??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That is one big motherfucking cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Pluto's replacement . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Is that a party ring?
Battenburg and Party Ring? Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# you spelled 'gash' wrong
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
# D:

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
# awesome!
om nom nom :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# BRING ON THE WALL!
and the custard*




*not really, custard is vile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
# arf!
*REAGAN SMASH*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Feed the masses !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# He was
battenburged in Sligo Bay.

Edit: Not him but the Navy Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I can't look away from his evil eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yes indeed
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# please dave
press the red button
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# that reminds me:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
# CLAW ARMS.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Oh, it's a chicken.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
# DUCK.
EEJIT.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)
# is it me
or does that arse have horns and tits?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# It's you.
I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Haha, very good.
We've got a corker of a thunder storm going on here in Wigan. Anyoen else getting it?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
# no!
i demand you open your window and tell it to get its cloudy arse to liverpool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Seems to be heading kind of North, so it my bypass you. :(
It's a real good'n though! Lightning was lighting up the whole room. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# bugger!
i bet bloody southport will get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
# his friend is invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# can you see invisible things?
i didn't know his friend was a leopard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Of course not.
However, I can smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# leopards are smelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# All cats are smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
# yes. yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# THEY SMELL OF RAINBOWS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# PAINT PEELING RAINBOWS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
# you must be this tall to get on this ride
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# will you stop talking about riding things?
you're bringing on my horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# HONK HONK
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)
# now that just makes me think of clowns
which cures the horn nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# HUMP HUMP
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# camels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Intercourse Intercourse
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# now you're talking!
*digs out the duracell*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# WHIRR WHIRR
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
Unicorny
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
# i like her dress
but that unicorn is so gay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
# To say nothing of the rider...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
# I believe the customary response is, "Great Job, Microwave?"
Valin linked this two nights ago and I've been singing it ever since: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDFRsJZxBS0
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
# He's telling something to get out.
Or has his arm around a giant invisible leopard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Broken wing is broken
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
# GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Purge Pt. 2
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# beaver shot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Otterly silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# cuuuuuuuuuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)
# That . . . should clean things right out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
# BEAVER, BEAVER, LAS VEGAS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Osfb7HycCY

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Sir Winston Walrus
(mr_flibberly, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Hahahah BIGGAR!!!!!!!!
Static images no larger than 100kb kthnxbai
edit: getting there.... just a little bit more!
Edit edit: Yay! Well done.

Welcome.. pull up a kitten, wank a chair,you'll never leave...etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

I've always wanted to try that. It works, look!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# damn pisshead walruses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Hooray!
Welcome to gayshift! Pull up a freebase, shop a buttprostitute, and don't piss off Vimod. :)

Edit: save that as a .jpg instead of a .png - it's a bit big.

Edit edit: I was joking about the buttprostitute.

Edit edit edit: spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# I WAS NOT JOKING ABOUT THE BUTTPROSTITUTES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
# still,
it's a nice shop on that glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# CRACKWALRUS DEMANDS CRACK
 


(THIS WALRUS DOES NOT NEED CRACK)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
# his crack is quite large enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
# A BUCKET OF CRACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Doh!
Sorry, fixed the image size problems.
(mr_flibberly, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I thought seals and walrus barked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] They just need a bit more multimedia content
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Aahahah!
We have a winner.

Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I'm waiting for 2/6
.... still waiting EDIT: my B3TA is broken tonight so many broken links...
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Do not upgrade your television set
Maybe tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# blink and you'll miss it
then sit through 3,4,5,6,1

Haha so crap, yet so good.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# 413 is the weather
2/6 is S.America FIVE DAY FORCAST

It's gonna by sunny in Buenos Aires and Cap Haitien,

But showers in Georgetown, Guyana and in Havana
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Weather had the most letters like Webcam :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha cheat! :D
Even tho mine down there was just an actual picture
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I also took a picture of the beach outside my house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Well it's nicer than my nearest beach, Weston-Super-Mud
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
# *rolls it out*

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# redex
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
# see cr3 above
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# see cr3
See cr3 run
Run cr3 run!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# I CAN SEE IT NOW.... WELL NOT ACTUALLY SEE AS IT'S TOO DARK BUT YOU GET THE GIST
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i was examing wikipedia's tide page.
pretty certain the high tide picture has a spliff floating in it. coincidence i think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Why were you examining wiki's tide page may I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i was en-tide-ced by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Oh hai there *waves*
/terrible I know :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# either that or a huge turd
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# nice beach
mine is full of shit and rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Mine is full of Londoners
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i think i'd rather have the shit and rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
# i want to watch 28 days later now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# awesome film
also: wtf is up with hosting?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# god knows
my brain isn't working today. i'm not getting enough sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# cr3 is upgrading the server.
Give him a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# NO...
ok
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Shouldn't this have a shark and a helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I thought about it
But no, I'm determined to never do a shark/helicopter image.

Also, the actual teletext colour palette is too terrible.

other people have cheated
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Your commitment to authenticity deserves much respect.
*nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems to be the way to go...

edit: *glee*!


(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Haha
All Stephen Fry, all day
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# twitter seriously needs to die
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Why?
it's not doing any damage
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# It caused thousands of people to turn up at liverpool st station to dance for MJ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
# it's annoying
annoying things need to die.
like bonnie langford
giles brandreth
michael winner
churchill
cilla black
john mccririck
tracey emin

there are many more, but i don't want to spend the next 5 hours listing them all, except to add
LORNE SPICER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Stop watching daytime telly and then you won't know those things exist
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)
# THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
# WORK?
GO OUTSIDE?
KNITTING?
WANKING?
PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES?
GOING DOWN THE PARK AND MOANING AT STRANGERS?
THERE IS PLENTY TO DO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i do all of those
except working. it all gets boring after a while, then there's nothing for it but to make a cuppa and watch murder, she wrote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# NO
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# TELL ME, O GREAT EPIPHANY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU, YOU TWAT!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# GUIDE ME THROUGH THE VOID OF DAYTIME BOREDOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# SLEEP MORE
LOOK FOR HOUSES
WALK DOG
WANK
HAVE BREW
WANK
CLEAN SHIT
WANK
HAVE DINNER
PLAY XBOX
WANK
MORE TEA
MORE XBOX
THE WIRE
SOMETHING ON BBC 1 WITH SIGNING
BED
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I BOW TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE, O WISE ONE
but i haven't got a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Dull the pain by drawing cartoons of inplausible fantasy worlds.
It's what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I havent seen any rainbow dinosaurs in a while
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I've been busy with inplausable fantasy worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# squeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I LOVE THESE MUE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# I'll do more soon. I like them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I like when he jumps along.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# i usually just play with myself
or smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Giles Brandreth doesn't need to die!
Up with this sort of fellow says I!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
# i don't like his voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I don't like his face, clothes, "jokes," manner, hands, feet, demeanour, wooly jumpers,
eyes, philosophy, or mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# i hate those jumpers!
the mentals at the old folk's home knit them for him, but that doesn't mean he has to wear them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
# He's veh annoying.
Quijibo, you could take him away and keep him in a cage for your own private amusement - it'd be a win-win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
# 0_0
i never thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
#
Would
wouldn't
wouldn't
would
would
wouldn't
would
.
..
...
....
.....
WOULD! fat and thin!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# would? lorne spicer?
the woman is a sour-faced essex chav-bitch from hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
# hell yeah
i'd bet she'd be well dirty in bed, poop chute the lot without questioning if i could!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
# backdoor betty
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Lorne is such a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahahah this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
# it is
she is a silly bint with bad taste in clothes and a fake laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Oh lovely
I could have that floating with just text visable over an episode of QI, or Bones, or Pocoyo, or a Direct line advert or.... CHRIST he's everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# "My pointless waste of time and self importance is better than your pointless waste of time and self importance"
- Mr H.Toast
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I think this would get my interest....
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# 312! 312!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Ha ha!
That takes you to teletext holidays... or a loans advert mwa ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# > FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# You are a nawty wizard
(meet me after class)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# You can't type on teletext!
Also, page 145 4/10 now



thanks
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I can submit my Bamboozle questions there?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# MESSEX
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Sure that you've got the time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# >GET EATEN BY A GRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale
... are you sure warrior?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i'd fuck gandalf instead
but somebody beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Frodo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# possibly
frodo is a whining cunt, sam is the real hero.
this is why i'd do sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'm sure you could take on the whole fellowship
There's no need to be modest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# well, maybe not gimli
but legolas? hell, yeah! i'd grip those pointy ears and ride him like a rollercoaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *checks GameFAQs*
Fighting Fantasy: Robot Commando
* * * * * WALKTHROUGH * * * * *

1. Press REVEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# You need the FAQs authors permission
to tell us that, you know? ... Damn spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hey, no spoilers
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# p312!
but keep my finger on this page in case I die...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# They really needed to lace the pages with itching powder
... to stop that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
# It's all in the numbers . . .
if they are divisible they function . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# :D
I love this, and they could actually do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I think my brain just vomited

Might as well stick it in the compo.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# your brain eats some weird shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# And yet I keep trying
to keep it on a strickt diet...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# feed it fish
fish i brain food.
smelly, smelly brain food.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Just stay away from the squids
they will do Japanese tentacle-stuff with your mind
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)
# tasty squids!
marinate them in olive oil, garlic, dried chilli flakes and black pepper, then flash-fry them and serve them on a bed of lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Now you made me hungry
*pops off for some sandwich-making activities*
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)
# i shall soon be eating lovely soups
my lovely home-made soups, with tasty lentils, carrots and porks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Soup sounds nice
infinitely better than bread with stuff on anyways
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
# especially if that stuff is toast toppers
i eat a lot of soup, it is good for my tiny tummy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I don't understand it, but I like it
Also, Find Your Douchebag Name
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# that is lame
(guffbeak, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# i ran the url the predictable thing predictor
it was correct.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# My zen-master always said
In order to understand, you must first not understand...

(zen-master may not be real)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# "Your douchebag name is JHGJH"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Nice technique on the shinies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry] NOM NOM NOM
Have this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Ha
Yo r sign l is not so gr at
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I tried hard to get a picture of tellytext being it's usual ££&% se && lf
But IT JUST KEPT WORKING!!!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Bright idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# FLASH
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Is that the JJ Abrams school of making things cool again?
LENS FLARE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# IT'S TELETEXT BEING A TWAT AND WORKING :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# your flash hurts my eyes
it's extreme
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Very well stuck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# :)
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] No need to change Teletext. Just make everyone buy 12 TVs to pump up the resolution
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i want 12 t.v's!
you have reminded me of my painful longing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I was really disappointed earlier to find their website looked like that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# hehe
argh, this challenge is really pissing me off. I just want to pixelate an image but I keep getting crappy half and half pixels on borders. There must be stupidly simple way of doing it but I cant google it because it just keeps trying to get me to make my low res become high res and I want the other way round. I just want to basically divide an image up into a grid of my new pixel size and fill each square of the grid with the colour that dominates that square. Anyone know how I can do this? It must be so simple...
(gtfomh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Mosaic filter might be a start to get what you want
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I've tried that
but it gives half/half pixels on boundaries, so around the edges of an image for example, it make it part transparent. I want it to have solid blocks all the way round so I can make high res look like low res
(gtfomh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Are you using Photoshop?
You could draw it small, then scale it up with Image Size, using the 'Nearest Neighbour' setting.

edit: You can also get a square brush, and do View > Show Grid and View > Snap To> Grid
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)
# thanks
It looks like I can play around with nearest neighbour shrinking/enlarging and get a blocky effect that way. I have tried using a square brush but it doesn't seem to want to let me change the hardness and it seems to end up blurred at the edges. I also investigated using the grid, but couldnt even work out how to change the size of it.
(gtfomh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Pencil tool instead of a brush should mean it's all or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You could do it manually by selecting an area you want to be one pixel and blurring it to fuck
Giving you the average colour
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# that's kinda the trouble
I think the mosaic thing does something similar. I don't want the average colour which I think is what it's giving me. I want the whole "pixel" to be the colour that fills it the most.
(gtfomh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Posterize after Mosaic.
That'll kill off any half bits left over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
# no
I'm keeping that one in reserve, just in case.
(gtfomh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Great . . . I only need nine more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Neil Armstrong walking on my face...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
# very nicely done.
I had to turn my head to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# cheers man
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# thank god im on my flappytop
i never would have seen that if i couldnt turn the screen! amazingly subtle and fantabulas!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# or you could have rotated your head instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# im not an owl! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Whoa man!
that is cool!

A bar I used to drink in had a cellar with loads of couches and stuff and on the wall they had this massive piece of art which was just reliefed skulls coming out of an almost coal face like board. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# was the bar on Cromwell St?
in a basement?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Nah,
it was on Leonard Street, near Old Street Tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
# this brings me to an intriguing, if slightly dark thought...
why the poster showing madeleine's iris? why don't they make a 3D mock-up of what her skull looks like, in case someone finds her? the iris will have rotted away by now, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You bad, bad man.

Good to have you back Davey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i was on holiday
and being pissed of with work has had an effect on my creativity. now that I've already quit (in my mind) my complete dissatisfaction with it all doesn't affect me negatively anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Sweet!
What's the plan when you leave then? Got anything lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# no... had my first proper look today, there seem to be some decent possibilities
want to do something with audiovisual research for some sort of business and at&t might be an option, though it would involve moving to new jersey and I'm not really sure i want to live in america... in fact, I'm mostly sure that I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Are they one of the telco's based on Broad Street in Newark?

If so, yes, you definitely don't want to work there. The place is a shithole!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I don't think so, Florham Park, and Middletown are where the two research centres are...
I've only even been to florida. I know nothing about america.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Ah ok.
I used to work for a telco whose head office was in Newark and it was horrible. Can't speak for those places though. I wouldn't write it off completely if I were you though. I had a couple of mates who moved to our head office for a couple of years and they had a great time. However, they lived in New York and commuted,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# yeh, it seems to be the most suitable job so far and looks rather nice in general so I won't be writing it off soon.
cheers for the advice sush.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# hahah omg
so wrong, but lolled a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Ooo that does sound pretty cool,
I want that in my local now.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Yeah, it was a pretty ace bar actually.
They used to have a really good Ska DJ in there occasionally. The toilets were a sight to behold too ;)

farm2.static.flickr.com/1425/1380827983_4ceaa5b718.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# haha
excellent. the best club here has toilets very similar to that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It did certainly keep you interested for the few seconds you were pissing.
And it was a very sensible move too when you think about it, they never had to clean the loos because you never would have known....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# i particularly enjoy watching prettyboys trying to check their hair in the available square-centimetre of mirror
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# when you are the moon...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# *pulls goofy face*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# i may just watch a bit of boosh later
nanageddon, or maybe call of the yeti, or even old gregg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
# you know me, you've seen my downstairs mix up
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# why is your hook in my head, motherlicker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# good call
was re-watching the other day on youtube, so funny.

Shame it got SO popular.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# true
i got the box set last year. i've shown it to some of my mates, but sadly, they just don't see the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I think it's like monty python for teenagers and emos.
But rubbish.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
# when i first saw it
i thought it was shit. the second time, however, changed my mind completely. then again, i'm nearly 35 and i still watch scooby doo, so maybe i'm not the best judge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Haha that took me a second :D
TJ: I made you lot a game.
http://www.clansoul.com/dark/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Lacist!
And also, Glue can't eat you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# OMG
that was well tough dude
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# IT'S FRIED RICE YOU PLICK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Seriously,
why are you always so racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Because you're fake tanned.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Fucking hell ClanSoul!
You're nearly as bad as Earl Otterby!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh no!
Additional Plugins are required to display all the media on this page!
\(`o`)/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It's a wilhelm scream
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Oh, top choice :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# That's no moon!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Close-up of your own face?
*runs giggling behind hard cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# no,
it's my right buttock
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Is it just me or do all those little "craters" make it look like a bad plaster cast?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Lol, conspriacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# It does look a little like that.
On the other hand, I don't have much experience of looking at gen-u-ine pictures of lunar surfaces to compare with :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Yes, that's well done alright
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# haha.. perfect
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I loves ya! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# clever
(Fon Repeat until funny, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Haha

(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# PACHOW!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)
# haha!
you has been gone for long times, 'lo to you
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Howdy!
I am just back from Ghana, so I thought I would bath in some internets!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I wondered where you'd ghan
welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# It does doesn't it :D


Click for bigger (427 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)
# this is still highly superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Why thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
# You knew of these, yes?
www.flickr.com/groups/lego_album_covers/pool/
I think the all(or mostly) LEGO ones like yours are the best.
But then I'm a purist about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen a lot of them. They are good.
I really like this one....

www.flickr.com/photos/woordenaar/3528510190/in/pool-lego_album_covers
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah, simple is often the most effective.
On the other hand, my view (and effort) is to avoid direct mirroring
of material and finding new ways to illustrate things 'in the mode'.
Bending and shaping to add additional layers of interest. Which
is far from that simple ethic. Each to their own methods, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
# *translates*
Why isn't there any magenta Lego so that I can make a giant spunking cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
# There are a couple of useful hues in that dept.
Not a lot of selection, as most has been for the Belville line.
A few parts have found their way into other sets. The color ref.
Click on color name to see what has been released.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)
# That is pretty fucking useful!
Cheers fella :D You truly are king of the lego geeks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Revolver? I 'ardly know 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Like a record baby right round round round
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Save it to save us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# whoa
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
christ!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
outstanding. there is no bamboozle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)
# What?
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
# there is.
because you believe there is.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oh, that's ok then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
# genuine lol
(click)
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
# hahahaha
This is excellento
(vanburger, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I always wanted to see this happen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*press the yellow key to move left*

*presses*

*waits ten minutes for the page to load*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Haha I remember the advent calenders you used to get on there.
Waiting for the bastard to load then pressing reveal only to find a reindeer that looks like it's shouting "KILLLL MEEE".
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
However, the delay in loading came in useful if you weren't sure on the answer for Bamboozle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# yay!
I'd like to write off my holiday debts too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Dwn wid D'kidz... teletxtspeak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# *seethes*
I HATE TEXT FUCKING SPEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Too many vowels :)
Ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
# *nfo ,
*hedlyns, *shumaka, and many many more :P
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Sounds like a Welsh village....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Pfft
Fun: pronouncing Llanelli as 'lan-elly' in the presence of Welsh people.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:15, archived)
# MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Like, yeah, totally rite?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Plz xpln iz & ov.
Theys not evn shortr innit
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)
# the phrases were stuck into an 'english to 'txt lingo' generator
I couldn't bring myself to rape the language personally
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Ah, that explains 'European' ; )
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)
# *source image five*
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:19, archived)
# You spelt "yoof" wrong
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:29, archived)
# lol
i luv u gr8 R K tkt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
# LOL
fny
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)
# hahhahaha, too many correctly written words grandad
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] SMELLY TEXT
(Fon Repeat until funny, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
# You owe me a computer monitor. I scratched it.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# if i want to know what that smells like
i don't have to scratch the computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
# What if this is different to yours.
What if this smells like... Bacon and mayonaise.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
# stop, you're making me drool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Unfortunately for most people here the real thing isn't a likelyhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
# yes
but they're blokes, they have built-in toys that don't require batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Girls have the super special attachment though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)
# who told you about my special attachmnt?
*checks bedroom wall for holes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

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