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[challenge entry] Margaret Thatcher

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Previously
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Much better tits
than I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Back in the late 70s
she gave a pretty splendid soapy titwank to anyone who asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# there was no milk in those titties though
only sawdust and custard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# She snatched her own milk
from her own children.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I like that sturdy girl

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# needs more
cock
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The Russians have an odd language
My mate's in Moscow and he saw this on a burger van...

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah, I know! For 45,? That's ridiculous....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# 45 commas and hyphens for a cock swell?
consider me typing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# She looks distinctly Russian somehow

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:52, archived)
# "Cok"
would be pronounced "sok", and means juice. Though why "swell" is in the Latin alphabet is anyone's guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# As you can see from the window display
"Swell" is the brand name and is in the latin alphabet to appear more Western, like the coke and fanta also displayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You seem to have mistaken us for
www.thatslife.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Jesus.
Hello and welcome to that’s life!

Welcome to that's life! Britain's leading true-life magazine.
Pick up this week's copy — on sale now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:21, archived)
# WELL I LIKED IT
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Pwoooaarr....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Stinky!
Hallo Ninj!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hai Moley!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahahahahah! outstanding as always :D
nings N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:D Bless you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# That's so immature.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I know, I know...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:41, archived)
# smelly manwoman!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Are you my nanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# *snort*
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# B-Gark!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Can it be egged?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# It's a fallopian saliva hound.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Toppy Shoppy sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# hahahahahahhahah! top'shop!
nings moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Happy good morning Stevie!
Been really quiet round these parts lately. Has b3ta gone on holiday?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# seems that way.... Unless they are all avoiding the influx of kiddies on their summer hols...
TBH it hasn't been THAT bad over all...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Your sig: pffft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Dicken

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
Because it is ace, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A shit hitler
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# now what you have there (although it doesn't look anything like him now I've tabbed back)
is Bobinsky from the Coraline movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXN9w0rBc3c
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# lol,
I can see that the compo is a real succes pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Shitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# This crapaticion is terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# What is this, a compo based on a Monkeon post?
Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# I'd swear we've already seen this compo...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# there was one of making things with food a while back, or is there another?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# yeah, it was something like that...
I just hope that over the next few days there will be some clever entries, other than a bottle of bleach (haha, it's michael jackson, geddit?) or other nonsense.

TBH, I shouldn't criticise, as I'm not entering in this compo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# It's ok to criticise if you're not entering
if people didn't, then nobody would know why they weren't entering.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Another crap hitler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkeeZbx7Is
(jansenmann woo hoo, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# great, more hitlers
:/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I dispute that claim on the purple thingy
I've just measured my forearm against my foot. My foot's smaller, by quite some way.

I feel like Mr Tickle.




NINGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# The length from my wrist to my elbow is in no way the same as the length of my foot

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# shut it fliddy!


'ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Heheh, 'ning Toasty

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# You smoke Amber Leaf baccy
AICMFP
(AMadDayYes, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
# If my feet were as long as my forearms
I'd need clown shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The stapler on my desk looks like an alien head
But i can't be arsed to enter the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)
# An Alien is also blatantly not a celebrity
Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:32, archived)
# is Hitler?
I like the idea of him appearing on Celebrity Squares, but it somehow doesn't feel likely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Amber Leaf smoker?
I recognise the papers.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:27, archived)
# My feet are as long as my forearms
Everyone else are fliddy, geisha-footed freaks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Sweep - a celebrity?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# That
Is amazing. Especially because it reminds me that I used to wind up my little brother by calling him "Sweep". He hated it :)
(McChinaman banned, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Thank you :)
Tried making sooty as well but it fell apart a bit
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Anything made of cheese gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# that
is amazing. this had better win
(Astrid, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Advanced Lawnmower Simulator
This is an old one I keep meaning to post in the challenge but forgot (and now it's too late). I thought I'd chuck it in here regardless.

(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahahhahahah! that's ace! :D
ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Morning steve

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nings Medi
how's the world treating you this fine morn'?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Pretty good
although it's going to be shithot again here today

You?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Doing well, thanks! It dull and wet in london though..... :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'm looking at a bright blue sky
and I've just booked two holidays yay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# lucky sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yep

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I've got an allotment that needs doing if he's free
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)
# 'allotment'
that's what you young ladies call it these days eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Yep.
I've got tomatoes, potatoes, apples and broad beans on mine
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I'd love an allotment
we are growing loads in our small garden, but my daughter eats all the strawberries, peas, raspberries and tomatoes as soon as they are ripe.

It's what its for though really!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)
# mow mow mow your boat
gently down the ... erm..
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# It's probably bad that I fell asleep half an hour after the post before this and woke up half an hour before this was posted..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Haha

I once made a graphic for a site called mowthelawn. Its visitors had to mow the lawn regularly, lest the grass would get too high.
It was a bit of a community about nothing really. You'd just go there, mow the lawn a bit, and then leave. Genius.
mowthelawn.net/
(heh, graphic's gone now)
/edit: and so are the tables with names and times the lawn was mown. Not much of a community now eh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Dear Gods...
..I remember this back in the hayday of YS.... am I right in thinking they actually put it on a cover-tape at some point or are the muddled memories of my youth becoming too ephemeral to grasp reliably anymore..?

Edit: For all you aged Speccy gamers out there....the greatest magazine in the world ever


Edit2: Yes...yes they did . Guess it's probably available if you have one of those emulators and really need some grass cutting action with the wet British summer..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I till have the big final issue of YS
it brings me out in goosepimples even now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Aye...
.those were t'days...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:30, archived)
# ALS
www.yoursinclair.co.uk/wiki/Main/DownloadALS

My site if anybody wants an obscure look at YS stuff:
www.yoursinclair.co.uk
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This is definitely Barrack Obama.


I'm ready to change the subject line if this happens to look remotely like anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# you stole napolean/ prince's fucking nose!!
edit: and used it as a eye
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Alan Partridge!
Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Wembley, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Yes, I thought Alan as well.
Possibly with a hint of Terry Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Yes! :D
Excellent. Right down to the ears. Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Bob Saget
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:32, archived)
# Yeah a little bit
but it also looks like a cartoon character, I just can't think which one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# BAHHHHHB SAGET
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:45, archived)
# BOOM BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Almost Steve Carell looking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:52, archived)
# damn, I thought that too
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:14, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhha
 
I like your top-down approach
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Jimmy Carr
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:03, archived)
# it looks like the reporter muppet
i forget his name

edit: guy smiley, thats him
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I thought Guy Smiley immediately too.
Or Tom Tucker from Family Guy. Heck, it just looks like a reporter, okay? ;)
(Kohoutek, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# David Schwimmer
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Louis Theroux
surely?
(Axeman Jim, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
#

Click for bigger (49 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# nice
have a comet
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
# Sweet
Where/when?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# hale bopp
late 90's
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:37, archived)
# I saw that.
We also drove out into the sticks one Winter to watch a meteor shower, I can't remember which one, and it was absolutely awesome. We saw literally hundreds of meteors in a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:39, archived)
# YEAH BUT I SAW THE MOON.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Also:
you know how you can buy the rights to name a star online, well I named a star "RODNEY" it was supposed to be "ROONEY" but it got into a mistake on the form and then the man got angry and told me to stop asking when we could get into a rocket and visit "RODNEY".
ONE DAY I WILL FLY THERE, AND BACK ALSO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)
# IT IS MY FATE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# IT IS YOUR DESTINY
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)
# I'd add to this but
I've exceeded my quota of pronouncements today.
I was actually quite pleased with this one
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# :D :D
...aughhh, nevermind.

I thought you said 'meatier shower'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 5:35, archived)
# AAAAWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# that looks very much like what I can see out of my window right now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
# Howls


Surprisingly hard thing to photo is the moon, that comet pic is awesome btw
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry] can you guess who it is?


GOSSHHHH!

tina, come getsome (ham)
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# I have made my guess, but will not make it public
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:18, archived)
# I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
# he would
vote for you!!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Sid, who lives opposite me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Shaun Ryder?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)
# No, its Sid who lives opposite me
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Napoleon Dynamite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# HAZZZAHHH!
Although it does look more like price, and it looks fuck all like prince.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Obvious
It is John Major
(Pork2311, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I thought it was Chump Manbear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# definately
bin done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# JOSEPH AND THE PSYCHEDELIC BACK STREET ABORTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
#
www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa8_1249349953
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:20, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
and I always thought that was just a myth

also on liveleak - Kathleen Cochran attacked by a cat
www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0d_1173992280

you'd think it would be common sense, but when a cat starts growling like that it is a warning and you should NOT shake it like a baby
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Leslie Ash
I appologise for crapness, have slept half an hour in two days, and should not be arsing around on here as have a job interview tomorow morning lol!

Click for bigger (233 kb)
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# damn sexy fish
 
as for myself I find sleep deprivation makes for very interesting pictures indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:07, archived)
# thanks
its probably the best ive actually done, which doesnt say much haha
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Salty pea

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9624063
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
#
This is not funny in any way...

It is very good though

I wish my salt could lead revolutions ;(
(Cogentesque, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# The Ad Executive's
Revolutionary, even though it is salt. Top work cabron, have a click.
(wormburn, Sat 8 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You're like Neil Buchanon, you are.
Seriously though, that's awesome.
(limon, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# That old trout could suck a golf ball through 3 metres of hose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Hahah lips!
Ok help me out here guys, I'm looking for those porn clips where people have drawn clothes and food on top to make it safe for work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
#
SFW porn
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# Ooh cheers!
haha I'd forgotten how much I like these.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)
# HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 9:20, archived)
# nearly forgot.............went to a wedding at the weekend...:)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# aww
they're gonna have some good looking kids them pair!
(santas_lil_hohoho is packing her vibrator suitcase, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Hahaha you've given them hands
That's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# muhahaha! nice touch with the lipstick.
www.b3ta.com/links/233821
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# good likeness
actually:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# mmmm, pucker up
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:37, archived)
# sexy fish pics!
not my pic, so linky (and prolly NSFW) www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1184049621/notshoppedcatfish.jpg
fuck!! sorry, I showed it for a minute, now it is a link as I had intended
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# sorry for thread attack :D
threadjacking
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# This is lully
Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Have a click for this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Having a click for that one too
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# crunch
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# red delicious
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# But how will it fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:00, archived)
# with wings
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# But the wings are under the carapplepace, which is one piece.
The wings are sealed in, unable to spread and flex and grip the air; turning insubstantial void into traverasble terrain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# fine pffft
he'l take the bus
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# just passin through =)


cfb (354 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# :)
I really like your pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# how?
brushes?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# Mostly round
and frequently stroked =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# The dead centre of town
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Challenging question for y'all:
You're on Bargain Hunt. You're not some cretinous estate agent who'll buy any old crap, forgetting you won't get the chance to bullshit some even thicker twunt later on in the process.
You find a nice-looking 19th-century harp going for just £100. Some strings are missing. You're no musician. Do you buy it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# That depends - is Gandalf here?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Not sure,
But I DO know he never* intervenes on Bargain Hunt, if that helps. It's not a factor in what I've got written on the card.


*almost never
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# depends
on what auction they're taking me to. If i don't think there's much chance of someone spotting its true worth then no, and I might even have a quiet word with the seller

if i think i can flog it at the auction despite the obvious damage then yes.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# no you will get a free harp when you die
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Interesting answer from the faith community there,
but again, it's not what I've got written on the card.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# its your money pal
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ANSWER/SPOILER
The answer on the card is: almost certainly not, unless the object is a particularly beautiful/notable ornament in its own right.

From the moment a harp is finished, it only gets progressively worse as a musical instrument. The tension in the frame makes it so.

There is no harp restoration. Musically, harps merely get worse and worse. There is no market in vintage harps, except among buyers of ornamental pieces.

A vintage harp with some certified provenance, or of particular beauty or craftsmanship, may retain a certain value.

But mostly, old harps are true junk. Any harper/harpist prefers to play a new harp, cos harps only degrade and there's no way to stop it.

There. That was fun, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# But why am I playing Bargin Hunt? I hate Bargin Hunt and all other auction and/or car boot sale based television programs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:13, archived)
#


Thanks Rap' for that photostream link: www.flickr.com/photos/13109391@N04/2447275566/in/photostream
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# que?
I don't think it came from me

some nice cats there though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# It was from the photostream
from here b3ta.com/board/9623918

Haha - yes good shot indeed.
Speaking of cats, my little guy is hungry and is begging for food so, i'm going to open a can of tuna for him.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] compo entry : Angelina Jolie

by the way the compo rules says no photoshop pictures. i took this photo on my travels,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
#
Indian Runner Ducks, Welsh Collie, Farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I am in the process of resizing this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# just add width="600" before the closed tag >
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Indian Runner Dux do not respect the protocols of html
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# dux r evil


Click for bigger (80 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# we should have a dux thread innit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# i haev no more dux :( just gooses

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# not a one of them asking for his tree-fiddy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Oh, you understand duck do you?
you understand duck do you?
I seem to have made several olde duck ones. Not sure what that says about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# ....and I dont think I have ever seen this one.
Now go make some more funny shit.

this is a sad picture. the only man who can hear him is also his abuser
*CRIES*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Perhaps the duck might be bragging a bit.
And/or it is the abusive one in the relationship.

I had not spit it down that fine when I created it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I don't recall that one..
he looks somewhere between Gorey and Stanshall

the DUCK FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I posted it during dayshitter's time into a Challenge.
Yes, blatant pandering for clicks. It worked too.
Second most popular image I've ever posted.
Must be a lot of duck fuckers on that shift, LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# rude ducks are an instant crowd-pleaser
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# QUACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# It's gonna happen eventually
finally someone who agrees with me...
(Techkitten, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# aww, hallo dux!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 2:50, archived)
# You have made great dux there mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I have made many many dux. Also chixinhats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Where are your duxinhats?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 4:48, archived)
# ahah
I have just revisited this

We need another several day eruption of this nature sometime soon again.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# grow up faster emma pls thx
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# oh well at least you haven't given her ears and a tail I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# oh look, me2wannadoit has finally been banned from flickr
(though their comments haven't been deleted)

www.flickr.com/photos/13109391@N04/2443959809/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
#
and next time wear a transparent dress or just get naked
not in front of public but in front of me
the moment ur naked i wud jump on and rape or just have sex
actually both r romantic
but sex wud better
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# never figured out whether that kid was trolling, mentally disturbed, or both
more rape threats courtesy of google
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I'm not sure either.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# ALSO:
Compo it, Kramer!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# the little tart
(guffbeak, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# source pic
reluctantoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/kelly_brook_xin.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# what thoroughly impractical attire
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# golly!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# yeah we were talking about him in April
www.b3ta.com/board/9397401

there was a screenshot circulating of one of his Emma Watson comments which made me curious enough to check on the account
what's really strange is that people commenting after him aren't freaking out, you'd think someone would say HEY, NO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# indeed
i guess you just get used to the internets being full of anonymous weirdoes
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# WHAT? I DON'T SEE ANY ANONYMOUS WEIRDOS HERE
 
shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# oh you!
*rubs self*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# "then continue down ur neck till i reach ur chest wher ur breasts r there"
where else can breasts be? am i missing out on something? D:
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Depends how old someone is.
Knees?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# KNEETITS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)

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