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# Elephant eating some planets
elephant-planet

I did this for smallthingseatingbigthings.com/. I did a few, but this one was my fave.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Oh hai connor!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha.
mindpiss
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# That means I like it :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# marvellous
that's a pretty nifty website
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# this^
amoeba eating elephant is great
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I love this one
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# This is pretty fucking super.
Woo|:)

^That's my 'Woo' top hat.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Le` Phant has a black hole in it's trunk . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# that is rather awesome :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that is a thing...
... of much loveliness
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# nice-indigestion may cause problems though:)

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Way . . . in digestion !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Your picture is mint and so is that website
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# This gives me smiles
:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# lovely
nice site
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# love it
 
and I have bookmarked that site it is a nice web place
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Nothing crude about this
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# crikey
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Can I TJ a little?
I can't seem to load tubedubber.com, does any know if it's down or
is anyone experiencing the same problem?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# the site works for me
i haven't uploaded any urls, but the front page shows up ok
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hmmm, *tries again*
Edit: Aha! It's back! Spazzy 5 minutes I guess...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Try again . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Needs more magenta
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# your barber is AMAZING!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# That's my new toilet brush.
My one is shredding my balloon knot to pieces.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# wow
for some reason this immediately made me think of Ebenezer good by the Shamen
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# anyone got any salmon?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I'm loxed out . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# 'youtubes'
oooh righty
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# That's erm quite floppy
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I'm getting see sick . . . pass the dramamine . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!!!
:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# oh my!
i see b3ta has gone upmarket in my absence ;)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I've tried to take onboard some of the drawing advice I was given this morning
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# i like this
cartoony yet realistically shaded
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I like this style :) Smooth and bouncy
Saggy boobs also ;)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Thanks
*goes to study boobs in more detail*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Her boobs are still well weird, as is her right arm (stage left).
Was this copied from a photo or from your own head?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i thought for a moment that you were replying to yourself
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Also, maybe this will be helpful as reference:
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# ooh that does look useful
*bookmarks*

thanks
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Oh well I shall have to study some more boobs :D
hrmm her right shoulder does look a bit dislocated

It was kind of based upon on this but I get distracted easily.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Boobs
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# That's quite a nice little tutortial
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
#
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# hehe
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# i've had her
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Rich and creamy !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I like my women like I like my tea
Rich and creamy
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Sweet !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# liking this style muchly
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Thank you
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Top tip:
Don't draw baggy clothes, actually just draw nakeds people.

Simply because it's easier to draw clothes on people
once you can draw the human form.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# aww I like drawing baggy clothes
but I suppose I am trying to run before I can walk

(either that or you just want to see more pictures of naked women on the board)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Hey it's win - win
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# This.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# sorry
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :D
hahahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# DYNAMIC !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# OMG!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# For reals !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Fucking hell.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Chameleon women?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# lol
Fine work as ever sir.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Cor!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I like having to scroll down for the punchline!
*click*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# : D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i heartily endorse this message :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
she loves the cheesy bell.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# his is mango flavour
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# mmm...
...mango cheese.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Louis Theroux's Crystal Meth hour in 5 minutes!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# hooray!
i'm watching jam and jeruslam at the moment, which is set in town mrs thrs parents live in.

and then some chrtstal meth action.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# just illin'
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I suspect that this is the exact face I make!
woo if a little pervy ;D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# well it was in that video you lent me
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# NSFW?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# does it really look like actual porn?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# well, i'm knocking one out over it.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# it got me worked up :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# If I worked in an office I'm sure it's not something I'd want my colleagues to see me looking at.
Especially if I still worked in the office where my mum works.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# i work in an office
and i don't surf b3ta
if you work in an office that doesn't mind b3ta, this is no more offensive than usual fare
it's only PORN or SHOCK images that people should avoid
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# AHAHA!!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# haha
nicely done I like the scrolling down for the punchline.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# My god, b3ta, what have we become!
woo
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# The trembling eye does it for me, matey..
.. top work!
(, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Where have they gone?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# you can still get in morrissons
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# the dark chocolate ones are an atrocity
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# :D
*glee*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# last one
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Vertabrains . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# It's a giraffe!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# it's a horse
with a very thin kneck
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# GREEN FIRE-PROTO-DRAGON-ULTRA-FORCE XII!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# did this involve a mirror?
very nice
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# nope
just smoke lit with off camera strobe & green gel
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# imagine all the purple....:D

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# watchout kid!
beware of the sausage!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Brefess in bed . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Just illin.
With my underage sex slave.

:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah . . . put the remote down !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
#
[alt+255] [alt+255]
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Awec Bawdwin
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hahahaha
nice one
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Kim Jong Illin'
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Jason Ree
Woo
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# haha
hey cwab man!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Vely !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# REPRESENT
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# *Video pose 1*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I BE ALL UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Here's a Lily Allen Carr for you
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# UGLY BETTY
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Actually this was supposed to be Lily Allen
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Happy birthday for the other day :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Thanks darlin
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Did you get that lego you wanted?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# but how are you feeling now?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Heaven knows.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# It was your birthday some unspecified point in the past?
Congratulations on not expiring for another year.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# No-one said anything about me not expiring
they just said it was my birthday.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Mofaha is a zombie?
A rainbow zombie?

It would explain... nothing really.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Sorry I did not realise it was your candles day the other day


:-)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Nice work
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Very nice
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Lean !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Still would.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# gok allen
*cleek*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Compo it!
Lily Allen is a household item and Alan Carr is a celeb............
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# mmnnnppffghh
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Aaaaaahhahahahaha
uncanny
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I see your Carr and raise you a freebase
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# heh
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# yeah?
well i see your freebase and raise you a... clint cole.

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# good god
whoever that is, her breasts are practically diving for her armpits
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# 'twere cheryl cole
she does look a mite saggy don't she?

is the other one i did before i ran out of source
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# still would!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Slave to the rhythm
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# WOAH
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
U
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# That's strangely soothing.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I think my head exploded
super smashing stuff

poor old bruster is lost all his money :O
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
# FEED MY HEAD !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# FUUUUCK
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# that is just really fucking freaky
woo!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Arooga
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# the first frame looks like a hamburger
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# WARNING LOAM DEALERS OPERATE IN THIS AREA
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# GIVE ME THE LOAM - I GOTTA HAVE THE LOAM.

Are the dealers known as Loam Sharks?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# FULLY AWARE OF THE NIGHTMARE OF LOAM
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# put your hands on your head and hand over the loam
SLOWLY
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Got any dime bags ?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This is the big league.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# $OLD !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Hide Laom
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# WTF LOAM?

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Maccas millions have gone into R+D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# hahahah
excellent
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
She can probably afford it
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Bindun,
but your version is heaps better done and reet funny. :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
# heh
better than Fraser's version.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Bin dun?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# :D

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hehehe

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha nice
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ahaha! Mass Clarkson post!

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# shopped only please :)
guess the source? -
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Tis excellent work but after review, I'd say the Hamster is the original :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# hahah cyclopsclarkson!
also you were...

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hurrah :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# This is perplexing.
Startlingly well done.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
# *belms*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# always worth a lol
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# nneearrgghhhmmmmppfff!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Real life lol.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# open your mind!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I did a Fritzl.


My first post after about 3 years of lurking... Enjoy!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Arf!
Compo it by clicking Edit and selecting the compo in the drop down menu :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Whats with the gloves?
did fritzl have yellow hands? was he one of the simpsons?

Good work, i will be clicking the likey button.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Quantum Of Freebase
Behold the Freebase myspace - www.myspace.com/42836283
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Great image
Shit film
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# OMG he's gonna come and kick your butt!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hehehe
I don't normally like these, but that made me chotle
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# holy conundrum
the board is moving fast for a sunday :D

also.. yay :)


who originally shopped the camera out from the face? in the one that's usued usally?

i think you've done it yourself on this one haven't you? it looks slightly different :)

good work, sir :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hehe i did indeed
went hunting for the original and shopped it out.

Don't know whodunnit originally.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# It was haku wasn't it?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Haku or Mofaha.
They both did one.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# oh god
please don't start this conversation again.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# "Do you belive in yourself:"
"Im the man"
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
also he loves posing and swearing if you look at his pics.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# yay

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# this is better than Quantum of Solace.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Did he have a curry?
:-)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# VINDALOO
:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Has anybody told him about b3ta?
I'd like to see what he thought of it all...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# there was a plan to have fun with that
but someone ruined it
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I bet those kids in Slumdog Milliner took it
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# what a cant
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# cant say that!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Pfft are you a real Jew
or are you Jewish?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# It's Sunday, so chillax
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# que?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ah hah hah hah hah
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# :D
COCK KING
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahhah
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# He knows what the ladies want.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I really hope that's not real....
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I'm afraid it is
also:
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh my good lord :(
People are shit!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha....
a blue sky in New York
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It happens.
I have photographic evidence.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# It fucking snowed when I was there.
It was pretty awesome mind.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# same here
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# me too
was there for three days before I saw a cloud, went home the next day in the middle of the biggest storm to hit the NE for 12 months
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# if he ever suffers from a crumbling spine
this will be even more realistic

what was the point of posting this 1 hour and 20 minutes afterwards,.

NO FUCKER WILL EVER READ IT

I can say anything I like, look....

...
...
...


I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# *reads*
:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# absolutely marvellous :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)

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