i missed these. nice new touches.
i especially like the roadrunner standing in front of him.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:19,
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HE WOULD WALK DOWN THE STREET AND GIRLS COULD NOT RESIST HIS STARE.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:50,
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so that's congratulations?
if so, i offer them. if not, condolences.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:40,
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Definitely congratulations.
I'm so tired of it I could vomit. Thank you
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:46,
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I'm listening to Patrick Moore Plays the Xylophone and watching this
Even more amusing
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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yes, it is a hamster
face up when in the bowl, then tries a backflip and scrunches
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:16,
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i love the slight camera shake on the bounce :D
I'm getting the animator's survival kit for my birthday... It's got graphs and charts and shit.
I'm going to be unstoppable.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:56,
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I'm going to be unstoppable.
i should wait really...
as there is an expanded edition out in november... but I'm an impatient fuck :D
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:00,
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oooh nice
this is stuff I dig
I reckon this would make a nifty desktop
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:14,
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I reckon this would make a nifty desktop
this is lovely :)
i concur on the desktoppy sentiments as well :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:54,
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Yes, lots. You can make this 1k x (1k / aspect ratio) and your great stuff would become epic stuff.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:48,
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credito: www.misterharold.net/joker/src/jkcatasc.htm
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My first crosseyed 3d test
Just a quick test to see how easy it was to make a crosseyed 3d thing. For those who don't know, you just cross your eyes to make 2 images.
Next, slightly relax that so that the two images overlap and combine in the middle.
This gives you a total of 3 pictures, the middle one will eventually come into focus as it becomes fully 3d. The sphere will possibly help with focus.
I'm not good at explaining the process, so if you have trouble look online, there's plenty of sites that explain the viewing method a bit better.
Try it, it's weird. Tricky at first for some, but once you get it, its great.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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Next, slightly relax that so that the two images overlap and combine in the middle.
This gives you a total of 3 pictures, the middle one will eventually come into focus as it becomes fully 3d. The sphere will possibly help with focus.
I'm not good at explaining the process, so if you have trouble look online, there's plenty of sites that explain the viewing method a bit better.
Try it, it's weird. Tricky at first for some, but once you get it, its great.
It helps if you try to line your eyes up with the middle of the image.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:38,
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my eyes are fucked up enough without me havin' to cross them e'ry which way i tell you hwhat
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39,
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Haha, oh dear.
To be fair, when I first found out about this I spent about an hour looking at lots of them.
My eyes were a bit messed up after.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40,
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My eyes were a bit messed up after.
you fucking cyclops bigot!
i mean, that's probably well done and all, but i feel discriminated against.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39,
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I don't suppose you're scottish and interested in explosives are you?
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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ooh that works really well :)
aces
once they're merged... i can't read your sig as well.. but then the blur of it kind of adds to the distance lens blurry ness :)
although the part of these things I most enjoy is watching the two images slowly drift together as I fight my eyes for muscle control. :D
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40,
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once they're merged... i can't read your sig as well.. but then the blur of it kind of adds to the distance lens blurry ness :)
although the part of these things I most enjoy is watching the two images slowly drift together as I fight my eyes for muscle control. :D
the idea of it amuses me
but my brain keeps trying to visualise it :(
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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It's too big!
Had to ctrl and - a few times befor I could see it. Woo, though!
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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this pleases my cyclopean view
am I meant to go crosseyed or the other way? I thought it looked good crosseyed...
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:14,
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I feel dizzy when I try to cross my eyes.
But I'll take everyone's word for it that this is cool.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:30,
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Nice
I have been thinking of doing a 3D Pong style Flash game like this.
Would it work?
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:53,
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Would it work?
'Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce'
Fucking hell. Is it too much for them to type 'and' in those titles. I'm even seeing this behaviour in Dutch news headlines now.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:59,
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Fucking hell. Is it too much for them to type 'and' in those titles. I'm even seeing this behaviour in Dutch news headlines now.
a sun! wearing sunglasses!
you may have started something here.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40,
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i'm thinking of setting up a blog about this
but i need more examples of this seemingly mandatory haircut
edit. bowlcuts.tumblr.com/ is a start. where is my book deal you cunts.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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but i need more examples of this seemingly mandatory haircut
edit. bowlcuts.tumblr.com/ is a start. where is my book deal you cunts.
I'm yet to see the live action film...
I can on;ly imagine it's splendor.
does it follow the
"ahahaha that didn't hurt me at all."
"well.. i just poked my fingers in some strange places: your head is most likely to explode in about 7 seconds."
"what.. my...." *FFFLLLUURRLOOOSSSHHH*
of the series?
ALSO: gazzed :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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does it follow the
"ahahaha that didn't hurt me at all."
"well.. i just poked my fingers in some strange places: your head is most likely to explode in about 7 seconds."
"what.. my...." *FFFLLLUURRLOOOSSSHHH*
of the series?
ALSO: gazzed :)
funny because it's true
oh, there's a live action version of that isn't there
I dunno if it sucks
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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I dunno if it sucks
i know it has malcom mcdowell in it :D
that was exactly what I loved about the show as a sprog when it was on late night channel.. i do believe in one of them it actually provided a count down.
i loved that :D
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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i loved that :D
haven't seen it in ages
I need to get some animes but dvd's cost money I don't got :(
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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especially that one... just short of 300 episodes all in all
i keep finding things that want me to spend my absent money on them.
even more so since I found out japan is also R2.
They're dvd's are fuckheaps of expensentivity though.. before i get shipping involved either. :(:(:( pretty much guaranteed the stuff I want to import will get scheduled for released over here the day after it arrives.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:21,
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even more so since I found out japan is also R2.
They're dvd's are fuckheaps of expensentivity though.. before i get shipping involved either. :(:(:( pretty much guaranteed the stuff I want to import will get scheduled for released over here the day after it arrives.
also have some children of the corn
internethut.com/coolest/children_corn_isaac.jpg
it's not as voluminous but it's there. :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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it's not as voluminous but it's there. :)
I imagine him turning suddenly having this expression
and the music going "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAooowowowiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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Horrid things people do to children.
Mind you, children are horrid things. I know I was.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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I was a fucking pedant micro adult until I got into puberty.
Then I became a fucking pedant common sized adult.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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holy hell.
christina ricci looks like one of those squeezy gargoyle balls.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:34,
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I like "Editor Note - This is actually Lime Cat" OH GOOD, GLAD THAT's SORTED< THEN.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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awwwwwwwwwwww
also she totally needs to put some weight back on
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:01,
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also she totally needs to put some weight back on
good lord!
here it looks like his face was chiseled into a tree stump :P
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:48,
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BUTT DAD.
HE IS A DAD. HE IS A COP. HE FIGHTS CRIMES WITH HIS BUTT.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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ALSO ALSO ALSO
The kid from Growing Pains, but I think he only did the bowlcut for like one season
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:38,
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I rocked the bowl cut in the seventies and eighties
WELL, MAYBE IF MY MOTHER HAD ACTUALLY USED A FUCKING BOWL, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CUT FUCKING STRAIGHT MAYBE
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:16,
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the 70's I can understand, but the 80's ????
Mullets were the thing in the 80's, of course they weren't called mullets yet.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:26,
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Paint.net doesn't merge layers properly because it is a poohead.
hmm, nutmeat.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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hmm, nutmeat.
the white is in the yolk
this is going to be a freaky fucking chicken.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:46,
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handy nutmeat fly goggles, for the discerning fly.
man, I had a mince pie with brown sauce today
and my farts are nuclearly spicy.
it's scary.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:05,
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and my farts are nuclearly spicy.
it's scary.
ooh I let rip a tasty one earlier
some where between the roast dinner and the apple and blackberry crumble something horrific died in my colon.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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right now... I'm particularly partial to refering to people and things that, somewhere within me generate ire, as being "bollock-infested"
I find it quite pleasing :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:30,
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in space, nobody can hear your nutmeat, due to limited energetic output.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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i can now safely cross that off my list of
...things you can't hear in space!
:)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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:)
to be honest, I can't hear most things in space
due to the large fluid envelope between me and it :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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whereas i don't hear most things in space AND on earth
due to use of the "IRL ignore" button!
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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ah
is the "irl ignore button" manufactured by smith and wesson?
:D
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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:D
i wish....
they won't let me have "one of those"!
(and perhaps that is why)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09,
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(and perhaps that is why)
*has a fit*
*has a few more, they're a nice vacation from being in control*
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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"FUCKO FUCKO RUB THE LEG"
"FUCKO FUCKO SMEAR ON EGG
FUCK FUCKO RUB RUB THE LEG
FUCKO FUCKO IT'S NOT A RUBBER TUB
IT'S NOT A DINGY
FUCKO FUCKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FUCKO FUCKO"
traditional
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12,
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FUCK FUCKO RUB RUB THE LEG
FUCKO FUCKO IT'S NOT A RUBBER TUB
IT'S NOT A DINGY
FUCKO FUCKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FUCKO FUCKO"
traditional
prolly someone much younger and less deformed, unless your monitor has a 'funhouse mirror' setting on it.
hi.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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not if i poke your fucking eyes out.
i mean, thanks and samewise back and stuff.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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I ate it.
And many more of them. HAHA-HAHAHA!
Tho not too many of late. Weather has been
a little warm for baking this summer.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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Tho not too many of late. Weather has been
a little warm for baking this summer.
that's ok, i am fatty fat fat anyway, so no pie allowed.
rumour has it that banana bread may be going in the oven soon.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:24,
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howdy ho, dude.
good to see you again. Shake off the moss and bugs and stay awhile.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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thank you, and hello.
i feel the moss and bugs are an inseparable part of me, but our collective will stick around.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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i think some people were genuinely worried you were never coming back
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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worried or hopeful?
heh, i needed to be away, but i think it's all ok now. soz for worries, though.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14,
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It's been a while.
I come out of lurkitude to say I missed your presence.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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thank you.
back to lurkery for you! i tried a lurk a couple of months back, couldn't do it. thank you for the kind words.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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Good judgement comes from experience, which comes from poor judgement.
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haahaha!
give her a wheel instead, she can get a job as a turnstile
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:48,
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it's fun to get them all horny
and then remind them of their vows
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:00,
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and then get them pissed on buckfast and dress them up in.....no wait......
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:07,
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:D
good good.
I was thinking about her and the vampire slaying today.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:51,
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I was thinking about her and the vampire slaying today.
What a bastard. on a Diety related note:
Here have my last one for tonight (It's long but well worth it):
tubedubber.com/#2-3G0onUvyw:5STsFV6wu6w:0:100:0:0:true
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:30,
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Here have my last one for tonight (It's long but well worth it):
tubedubber.com/#2-3G0onUvyw:5STsFV6wu6w:0:100:0:0:true
But the scene with the sunglasses and window shutter is
purely inspired.
Oh, I seem to have a trumpet up my arse.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:36,
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Oh, I seem to have a trumpet up my arse.
heheheh
everything gives me a headache lately. supposedly, i'm suffering from stress.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:38,
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Mix it into some egg and mayonnaise and lob it in between some brown bread.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:40,
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mmmmmmm egg mayo
haven't had that for ages!
however, i'm currently full of soup
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:47,
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however, i'm currently full of soup
Maybe his leg had just grow
but the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, so no worries
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:33,
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is it wrong to be slightly gleefull when i see "but the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog"
as it was originally posted as a respoonce to one of my pictures. :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:42,
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your girlfriend showed me what goatse was
with her own butthole
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:09,
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i love freebase but that guy on the right is not funny
nicley done though
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:03,
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So what makes freebase funnier than Vimod?
I put it to you sir that you are a racist!
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:05,
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bugger
i can't get the image of a pig in a tutu out of my head now :(
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:21,
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I guess this is why it says
'all band wagons are shit'
No offense mate, but we've been having days and days of this shite, and it is actually making me bored of b3ta
Edit: I shall dazzle you with creative brilliance in a month or two I guess, perhaps three; or when I can be bothered
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:08,
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No offense mate, but we've been having days and days of this shite, and it is actually making me bored of b3ta
Edit: I shall dazzle you with creative brilliance in a month or two I guess, perhaps three; or when I can be bothered
I look forward to it
In the mean time, I'm going to continue playing around learning how to do stuff to pictures which will likely include freebase with maybe the occasional jamnog thrown in for good measure :)
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:15,
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Personally
I prefer Lemons & Limes:
And MOAR:
tubedubber.com/#tpuhLkh358Y:wv4d8O2-b9I:0:100:0:0:true
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:08,
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And MOAR:
tubedubber.com/#tpuhLkh358Y:wv4d8O2-b9I:0:100:0:0:true
pff!
now do i wanna be sedated over the opening credits of jamie and the magic torch
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:55,
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that does work rather well
although i still think i wanna be sedated would work better
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:02,
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What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:36,
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Fair enough
Pirate duck will make do with the cabin duckling then...
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:36,
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makes a change from wanking, freebase and cocks
So I uploaded this shit
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:48,
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So I uploaded this shit
It first I thought it was someone trying to set fire to a tampon!
But with a tampon, the blood doesn't normally come out so easily.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:30,
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it does if you squeeze it tight enough
but the clots tend to squish between your fingers
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35,
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Sure
but the insides don't just kind of shluck out as illustrated by Mr Looseskin up there.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:37,
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as my dad has said a ridiculous number of times today...
a change is as good as a rest.
I disagree with this cliché
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00,
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I disagree with this cliché
your dad is wrong
i changed my washing powder and got a rash. having a rest has never given me a rash.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:23,
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i am with you my friend
we're digging the dirt under the bottom of the barrel.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:42,
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any excuse to listen to that song
and see a small man piss off the army is good
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:39,
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haha
I like to think the song is asking the Chinese authorities
'Where their head is at'
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:40,
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'Where their head is at'
up their own arses
if their past record of ignoring the west and being utterly insular as a nation is anything to go by
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:45,
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Nice to see that they are on the job . . . and not just loafin' !
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:53,
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they are loafin, theres a ton of stolen bread in the back of the van
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00,
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So . . . they've got the best of both worlds . . .
they knead the dough to make the bread !
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:20,
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I have a lot faith in the capacity of goatse man's anus
how ever I feara ladder wuld be too much even for him, vertically anyway... I'm sure he could manage one if it were horizontal.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:49,
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got commissioned big time...
...is the most wonderful sounding euphamism.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57,
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Funny picture!
Or possibly you could quit wasting thread so people will blow your ego.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:32,
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Or possibly you could quit wasting thread so people will blow your ego.
I thought that was dead
the great demise of 2009
/apparently not then
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:34,
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/apparently not then
tis the australian version
it's only thr uk page that was taken down
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:38,
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wow
I was fooled, but I get a bonus point for clicking out before any audio kicked in
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:40,
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Is that even possible?
I think the audio starts even before the 'click'
of your mouse is made...
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:41,
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of your mouse is made...
i don't know how I did it.
maybe years of torture has given me snake-like reflexes
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:47,
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abject genious!
love it lots. majoritatively around the face and twice in the base of the spine.
woo :)
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:45,
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woo :)
Oh, that's marvellous, absolutely cock on, sire
I do hope you enjoy the massive round of applause I'm giving you, because that is absolutely ace!
/rounds up applause
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Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:51,
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/rounds up applause
This reminds me of Danny and his mate who has invented a doll that shits itself
*offers prototype*
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:10,
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My new car pic is
on my profile. It wasn't good enough to post, and is too fecking huge!
HONK!
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:01,
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HONK!
I swear
you are just about the kindest person EVER. That is all.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:29,
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I certainly do enjoy enjoyment . . .
You're too kind . . . weeeeeeeeee !
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:30,
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Yay!
I will park this here:
Click for bigger (154 kb)
Galapagos Giant Tortoises out of quarantine and into their paddock, with me also in it this afternoon
Fuck me they hiss for Ecuador if you get to near
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01,
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Click for bigger (154 kb)
Galapagos Giant Tortoises out of quarantine and into their paddock, with me also in it this afternoon
Fuck me they hiss for Ecuador if you get to near
haha
great shout. I'm using that the next time someone rings me.
They won't have a fucking clue.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:16,
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They won't have a fucking clue.
meh!
they don't even know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07,
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That is the facial expression of Godzilla trampling downtown Tokyo
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Why, indeed it is!
This little lass is only in her twenties, the male is about seventy off the top off my head, and still a rampaging blur of sexual lust
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:08,
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i saw tortoises shagging last weekend
they make a fantastic noise
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:11,
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They are rampant
Apparently when these guys even turned up here at Regent's Park, at one point the fucking van was quite literally heaving with sexual lust, or so I am told
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:19,
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Turtoises are the shit
I have one in my yard. I haven't seen her for months.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07,
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I have one in my yard. I haven't seen her for months.
THEY'RE MIGHTY BIG those things
good job for you they're slow:)
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:14,
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i saw this:
b3ta.com/board/9629015
and it just looked like they were naked from the waist down...
:)
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:40,
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and it just looked like they were naked from the waist down...
:)
hahahahahaha marvellous
I am wearing your Que T-shirt. It has had appreciative comments all day.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:41,
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:D
i have been hemming and hawing about your venkman shirt for some time now
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:43,
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haha bless you
I have to say, it is my favourite of the shite I have for sale :)
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:49,
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crikey
I was expecting some kind of pun based upon hair piece. So I was waiting for it to animate and John's hair fly off only, after a few seconds did I notice what you had done
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:43,
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i was looking for reflecto-porn
i eventually found the porn :P
i think I even said "oh!" in quite a shocked way.
if i wore a monocle it would of popped, I'm sure
:D
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:52,
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i think I even said "oh!" in quite a shocked way.
if i wore a monocle it would of popped, I'm sure
:D
ARCHIBOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE LEG OF THAT ARBOUR SEAT!
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01,
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wow... that took a suprisingly long time to find
and now i feel ever so slightly dirty considering how stern with concentration i was when I found it...
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:45,
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only just found her clunge.. .lol
but i suspect some photoshoppery has happened here... there is no way on earth yoko's hair is as neatly trimmed as that.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:49,
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it's probably like terry waite's allotment down there
but i couldn't face googling for that
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:51,
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My Tv's fucked, I'll watch it on iPlayer or whatever relevant Internet tv playback service it's on
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:59,
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Yes
I can safely say I'm never going anywhere near crystal meth.
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07,
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This of course is completely wonderful
I can go and eat my pizza in peace and happiness :)
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Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35,
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