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#
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# i missed these. nice new touches.
i especially like the roadrunner standing in front of him.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)
# that is a good version.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# this never happened to pablo picasso
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:39, archived)
# HE WOULD WALK DOWN THE STREET AND GIRLS COULD NOT RESIST HIS STARE.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:50, archived)
# OH THAT CRAZY PABLO
WHAT A FIERCE HETEROSEXUAL
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# I heard he liked it in the butt though
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:00, archived)
# pablo shopped at WaWa
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:53, archived)
# oh my!
giraffe jockey
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:08, archived)
# THAT COYOTE'S AFTER YOU
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Nice to see you again pb.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# oh fuck, i've been seen.
thanks bld. i trust you're well.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Pretty good
Leave my job in three weeks.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:34, archived)
# so that's congratulations?
if so, i offer them. if not, condolences.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Definitely congratulations.
I'm so tired of it I could vomit. Thank you
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)
# We are flyin down to riiiooooo
Lovely
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# he looks sad about that shitty Grim Reaper tattoo on his chest
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)
# BOOM
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# Up and down, round and round.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Hhahaha
I'd forgotten all about him.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# haha!
they're everywhere
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# fresh!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# SWEET
 

 
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# strange. i sense no crudeness.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# I'm listening to Patrick Moore Plays the Xylophone and watching this
Even more amusing
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Looking rather bent out of shape, old chap.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# whee! Jumpy Jumpy Jumpy Jumpy Jumpy
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhah what is that
some kind of a rodent?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# yes, it is a hamster
face up when in the bowl, then tries a backflip and scrunches
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# EXCELLENT MULE DEVLOPMENT THERE I MUST SAY
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
wheeeee
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 8:24, archived)
# arf

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Look on my wang, ye mighty, and despair!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS TALL TO ENTER
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:09, archived)
# how tall do you have to be to be entered?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:32, archived)
# oh, at least three feet, I should think.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
# and rising.
/de la soul blog.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:35, archived)
# FOUR, EIGHT, SIXTEEN FEET TO THE LEFT, GOD DAMNIT!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)
# i love the slight camera shake on the bounce :D
I'm getting the animator's survival kit for my birthday... It's got graphs and charts and shit.

I'm going to be unstoppable.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I have it.
A fantastic book indeed.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:57, archived)
# i should wait really...
as there is an expanded edition out in november... but I'm an impatient fuck :D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:00, archived)
# some stuff
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# AAAGGHHH NO THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FOR US
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:13, archived)
# i think you're standing to my left.
that's great, bloop.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# GRAB YOUR ANKLES AND KISS YOUR ARSE GOODBYE
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# i have several guns hidden on my body. be careful.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)
# I'll have to blow it a kiss, I can't bend that far
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# oooh nice
this is stuff I dig

I reckon this would make a nifty desktop
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# this is lovely :)
i concur on the desktoppy sentiments as well :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# ^THIS
we demand 800x600 desktoppy goodness
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# Yes, lots. You can make this 1k x (1k / aspect ratio) and your great stuff would become epic stuff.

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credito: www.misterharold.net/joker/src/jkcatasc.htm
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:48, archived)
# MHHIIIIHMMIHHHIIHHMM:HHHHMMMM:MMHHIIHIIIIIHHMM.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:07, archived)
# How did you do that??
ಠ_ಠ
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Desktoppy
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# My first crosseyed 3d test
Just a quick test to see how easy it was to make a crosseyed 3d thing. For those who don't know, you just cross your eyes to make 2 images.
Next, slightly relax that so that the two images overlap and combine in the middle.
This gives you a total of 3 pictures, the middle one will eventually come into focus as it becomes fully 3d. The sphere will possibly help with focus.
I'm not good at explaining the process, so if you have trouble look online, there's plenty of sites that explain the viewing method a bit better.

Try it, it's weird. Tricky at first for some, but once you get it, its great.

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# It helps if you try to line your eyes up with the middle of the image.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# my eyes are fucked up enough without me havin' to cross them e'ry which way i tell you hwhat
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Haha, oh dear.
To be fair, when I first found out about this I spent about an hour looking at lots of them.

My eyes were a bit messed up after.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# haha
75% chance of permanent cross-eye
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# only if the wind changes direction
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# you fucking cyclops bigot!
i mean, that's probably well done and all, but i feel discriminated against.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I don't suppose you're scottish and interested in explosives are you?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# he is.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# yikes!
works slightly, but my eyes are pretty borked
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# ooh that works really well :)
aces

once they're merged... i can't read your sig as well.. but then the blur of it kind of adds to the distance lens blurry ness :)

although the part of these things I most enjoy is watching the two images slowly drift together as I fight my eyes for muscle control. :D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# works perfectly
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# DOUBLE DIP DARES YOU TO DO IT WITH GOATSEE
no backsies
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
# ARF! don't give anyone any ideas
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# the idea of it amuses me
but my brain keeps trying to visualise it :(
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Massive massive wrongness.
Haha
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Ha, that's pretty fucking awesome dude.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Looks a bit like Turkey or Tunisia.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Stop replying to yourself, you cunt.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# It's too big!
Had to ctrl and - a few times befor I could see it. Woo, though!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# it's rumoured that you're hard to make.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Haha nice.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# DO NOT LAUGH THIS IS A SERIOUS PICTURE
 

 
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# AND ITS IN...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
# heh.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# lol haha
waht a cnut . you see the irony
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# this pleases my cyclopean view
am I meant to go crosseyed or the other way? I thought it looked good crosseyed...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# I feel dizzy when I try to cross my eyes.
But I'll take everyone's word for it that this is cool.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# My Eye Likes It

http://www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:02, archived)
# Oops, sorry about that. This is more what you meant, right?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:14, archived)
# Haha, wonderfully splendid.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:04, archived)
# my eyes just don't work that way, sorry.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 6:07, archived)
# Nice
I have been thinking of doing a 3D Pong style Flash game like this.
Would it work?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I have my finger on the pulse of the news, as always...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Gordan's alive?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# you'd better have an tough stomach
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# why you linked to that is beyond me.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Oh man
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# reading that has cheered me up immensely.
...so to speak.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:13, archived)
# 'Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce'

Fucking hell. Is it too much for them to type 'and' in those titles. I'm even seeing this behaviour in Dutch news headlines now.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 7:59, archived)
# a sun! wearing sunglasses!
you may have started something here.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# ahhhahhhahh
 
well, I like it
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# i'm thinking of setting up a blog about this


but i need more examples of this seemingly mandatory haircut

edit. bowlcuts.tumblr.com/ is a start. where is my book deal you cunts.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# FIST OF THE NORTH STAR 50 MANDATORY EIGHTIES HAIRCUTS
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I'm yet to see the live action film...
I can on;ly imagine it's splendor.


does it follow the

"ahahaha that didn't hurt me at all."
"well.. i just poked my fingers in some strange places: your head is most likely to explode in about 7 seconds."
"what.. my...." *FFFLLLUURRLOOOSSSHHH*

of the series?

ALSO: gazzed :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# funny because it's true
oh, there's a live action version of that isn't there

I dunno if it sucks
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# i know it has malcom mcdowell in it :D
that was exactly what I loved about the show as a sprog when it was on late night channel.. i do believe in one of them it actually provided a count down.

i loved that :D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# this will make your head 'splodes
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# lazy town in no way needs to be dubbed for it to destroy me...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# haven't seen it in ages
I need to get some animes but dvd's cost money I don't got :(
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# especially that one... just short of 300 episodes all in all
i keep finding things that want me to spend my absent money on them.

even more so since I found out japan is also R2.

They're dvd's are fuckheaps of expensentivity though.. before i get shipping involved either. :(:(:( pretty much guaranteed the stuff I want to import will get scheduled for released over here the day after it arrives.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# LIAR LIAR
what do I win?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# also
that bowl is shaped like a urinal.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# also have some children of the corn
internethut.com/coolest/children_corn_isaac.jpg

it's not as voluminous but it's there. :)

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# the kid from The Shining
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# good call
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# needs more
Keyboard Cat!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# What about this one then?

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I imagine him turning suddenly having this expression
and the music going "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAooowowowiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# woah now!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# a young sméagol contemplates the future.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Horrid things people do to children.
Mind you, children are horrid things. I know I was.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# I was a fucking pedant micro adult until I got into puberty.
Then I became a fucking pedant common sized adult.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you are denied access to my childhood photo album, sorry.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# OH OH OH!!!
the kid from '8 Is Enough'

what do I win?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# that's meloncat.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)
# That took me a minute
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# holy hell.
christina ricci looks like one of those squeezy gargoyle balls.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I like "Editor Note - This is actually Lime Cat" OH GOOD, GLAD THAT's SORTED< THEN.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
 
also she totally needs to put some weight back on
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
# meloncat ftw!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# good lord!
here it looks like his face was chiseled into a tree stump :P
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# BUT DAD!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# BUTT DAD.
HE IS A DAD. HE IS A COP. HE FIGHTS CRIMES WITH HIS BUTT.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# AWESOME!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Ricky Schroder
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# ALSO ALSO ALSO
The kid from Growing Pains, but I think he only did the bowlcut for like one season
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# urge to kill RISING!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# no!
they're all sweet kids
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I rocked the bowl cut in the seventies and eighties
WELL, MAYBE IF MY MOTHER HAD ACTUALLY USED A FUCKING BOWL, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN CUT FUCKING STRAIGHT MAYBE
 
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# the 70's I can understand, but the 80's ????
Mullets were the thing in the 80's, of course they weren't called mullets yet.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# I DID NOT HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER
 
HAIRTRAUMA
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Paint.net doesn't merge layers properly because it is a poohead.


hmm, nutmeat.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# YES!
NUTMEAT!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Who can resist the nutmeat?
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# SHCHWOCMABLBMLBLBMALSSSNSNSNSNSMSMHHHHHHHHHHIIHHHH!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# the white is in the yolk
this is going to be a freaky fucking chicken.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# beat the yolk
baste the chicken
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# i looks uponst it and this is all I can see
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# handy nutmeat fly goggles, for the discerning fly.
man, I had a mince pie with brown sauce today

and my farts are nuclearly spicy.

it's scary.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# ooh I let rip a tasty one earlier
some where between the roast dinner and the apple and blackberry crumble something horrific died in my colon.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# it was probably a lost chicken
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# fucking rectal invading poultry bastards.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# *shakes fist*
It's clearly political correctness gone mad.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# HAIRY COMPOUND EYES AND SHIT
And ocelli
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# that's a good insult
"YOU'VE GOT HAIRY COMPOUND EYES"
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# right now... I'm particularly partial to refering to people and things that, somewhere within me generate ire, as being "bollock-infested"
I find it quite pleasing :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# nutmeat reporting in

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:47, archived)
# spin it, yeah!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# nutspin
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# i go nutz 4 nutmeate

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# HE IS FILLED WITH SQUILLS
SQUILLS!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# AW I'M SQUILLIN ALL TO FUCK RIGHT HERE
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# SO MANY SQUILLS!
SO LITTLE TIME
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:27, archived)
# NUTMEAT FTW!
woo yeah!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# in space, nobody can hear your nutmeat, due to limited energetic output.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# i can now safely cross that off my list of
...things you can't hear in space!
:)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# to be honest, I can't hear most things in space
due to the large fluid envelope between me and it :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# whereas i don't hear most things in space AND on earth
due to use of the "IRL ignore" button!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# ah
is the "irl ignore button" manufactured by smith and wesson?

:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# i wish....
they won't let me have "one of those"!
(and perhaps that is why)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# aww, well, at least there's still Mr Bat.
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# and
Monsieur 40oz. Sap
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# that looks deelish
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# IT COMES IN A CAN AND IT TASTES LIKE MOUTHRAPE
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# I'll take French cuisine for 800, Alex
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# it looks like it came out of a well trained colon
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# spacking fuck yeah
with NUTMEAT!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# *has a fit*
*has a few more, they're a nice vacation from being in control*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# well, fancy that.
hello all.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# lo postbear
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# *settles in*
grimace-smiley.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Cor who's that handsome hunk of man
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# why, that'd be me!
*rubs own leg*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# NOT YOU FUCKO
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# oh you!
*rubs other leg*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# OH GO OH THEN
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# "FUCKO FUCKO RUB THE LEG"
"FUCKO FUCKO SMEAR ON EGG
FUCK FUCKO RUB RUB THE LEG
FUCKO FUCKO IT'S NOT A RUBBER TUB
IT'S NOT A DINGY
FUCKO FUCKO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FUCKO FUCKO"

traditional
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# IF YOU SING THIS I WILL TOTALLY WRITE THE MUSIC OKAY
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# prolly someone much younger and less deformed, unless your monitor has a 'funhouse mirror' setting on it.
hi.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# It's good to see you
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# not if i poke your fucking eyes out.
i mean, thanks and samewise back and stuff.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# HELLO!
long time no type!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# hello hello.
it has been a long while. it is good to be back.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# good to see you back
:)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# thank you. i will try and stay.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# HEY HEY
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# ho ho.
the nazi pope has got to go.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Howdy, pb!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# hey there fuckhat.
where's my damned pie?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I ate it.
And many more of them. HAHA-HAHAHA!
Tho not too many of late. Weather has been
a little warm for baking this summer.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# that's ok, i am fatty fat fat anyway, so no pie allowed.
rumour has it that banana bread may be going in the oven soon.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# howdy ho, dude.
good to see you again. Shake off the moss and bugs and stay awhile.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# thank you, and hello.
i feel the moss and bugs are an inseparable part of me, but our collective will stick around.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# i think some people were genuinely worried you were never coming back
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# worried or hopeful?
heh, i needed to be away, but i think it's all ok now. soz for worries, though.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# It's been a while.
I come out of lurkitude to say I missed your presence.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# thank you.
back to lurkery for you! i tried a lurk a couple of months back, couldn't do it. thank you for the kind words.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# 0.o
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# staring eyes of different size.
hi.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# why, hello there
hope all's well
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# hi and hello.
all is as it is, thank you.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# This looks like a peach with a hormone problem.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# *adds to list of handy insults*
:)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# "you're a peach!"
"...with a hormone problem."
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Good judgement comes from experience, which comes from poor judgement.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# your leg sir?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# also

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Should have hit him where they stabbed that Jewsus guy.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# quick and dirty
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# haha
fuck that's hot.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# haahaha!
give her a wheel instead, she can get a job as a turnstile
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# now thats just cruel, you should be ashamed of yourself
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# NEVER!
*streaks through a monastery*
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# monks are bastards, good stuff!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# it's fun to get them all horny
and then remind them of their vows
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# and then get them pissed on buckfast and dress them up in.....no wait......
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# :D
good good.

I was thinking about her and the vampire slaying today.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# pop a cap in his bitch-ass.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# hahahaha, goodness
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Fuck yeah they're playing a Jenga.
God invented Jamanji.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# no, i ordered my leg well done!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hahhahhahhhh hahha hahhah ahha
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Are the spaces where you took a breath?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Lego !
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# What a bastard. on a Diety related note:

Here have my last one for tonight (It's long but well worth it):

tubedubber.com/#2-3G0onUvyw:5STsFV6wu6w:0:100:0:0:true
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# that gave me a headache
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# But the scene with the sunglasses and window shutter is
purely inspired.
Oh, I seem to have a trumpet up my arse.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# heheheh
everything gives me a headache lately. supposedly, i'm suffering from stress.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Mix it into some egg and mayonnaise and lob it in between some brown bread.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# mmmmmmm egg mayo
haven't had that for ages!
however, i'm currently full of soup
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# :D
all the giggles :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
but the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, so no worries
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# How is Addy formed?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# is it wrong to be slightly gleefull when i see "but the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog"
as it was originally posted as a respoonce to one of my pictures. :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# yes
because your all gay
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# he was only pulling his leg
...then it 'appened!:)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhhah
here's mine



woo!

(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Hahahah
Similar concept:
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Oh that god. WHAT A CUNT EH READERS
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Coraline - Goatse Spotting
Don't know if anyone's spotted this before, but I just saw this at the end of "Coraline". Shouted out "GOATSE!" when me and my girlfriend were watching, I thought best not to show her what I meant.



(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Dave?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# That's not a car.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# your girlfriend showed me what goatse was
with her own butthole
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Has it got a wankle engine?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# moon anus
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# pfft -aaaaaaaaaw go on......SHOW HER!
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# and film it...



....naked.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# i love freebase but that guy on the right is not funny
nicley done though
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ty, took way too long
which left?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# So what makes freebase funnier than Vimod?
I put it to you sir that you are a racist!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# because vimod is a fucking.......jus the expression
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Your Honour; I put it to you that, that child is sexy!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# You don't think God is funny?
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Vimod is H'er than god! he is able to B& god!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Shutup
you product of ham related dancing!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)
# bugger
i can't get the image of a pig in a tutu out of my head now :(
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# *cries into own shitwee*
OH YEAH, WARM
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)
# shitwee
haha you silly meats :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# B&
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# needs more cock
he has very little in the wang department
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Oh Freebase!
You're so gonna to be b&.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# this is pretty much how it happened.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I guess this is why it says
'all band wagons are shit'

No offense mate, but we've been having days and days of this shite, and it is actually making me bored of b3ta

Edit: I shall dazzle you with creative brilliance in a month or two I guess, perhaps three; or when I can be bothered
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# pfft,
well I try to keep it out of the day shift :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I look forward to it
In the mean time, I'm going to continue playing around learning how to do stuff to pictures which will likely include freebase with maybe the occasional jamnog thrown in for good measure :)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Personally
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
#
What a bunch of yankers!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Doing It
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# doing the neutron dance!
get funky!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Into the breeder collider !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# super collider? i just met her!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# That's all it takes !
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# that and a peanut butter kitkat
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Going in for the kill
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:52, archived)
# pff!
now do i wanna be sedated over the opening credits of jamie and the magic torch
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Whut?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# that does work rather well
although i still think i wanna be sedated would work better
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# It does, but I resented you for it.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# heheheh
i like being resented, it means i'm doing it right ;)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# We'll leave it at that then...
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)
# ok
;)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)
# proton'n the style
:D
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# What chew said !
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 5:36, archived)
# Yarrr!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
# fluffy pirate duck is fluffy
and a pirate
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)
#
q
u
c
k
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# going limp
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Fair enough
Pirate duck will make do with the cabin duckling then...
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# makes a change from wanking, freebase and cocks


So I uploaded this shit
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# shitty ears
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# it's not the worse that could happen...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Dr. Pepper's just not worth the risk...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# i read it and thought Dr. Pepper... fuck you advertising :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# It first I thought it was someone trying to set fire to a tampon!
But with a tampon, the blood doesn't normally come out so easily.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# it does if you squeeze it tight enough
but the clots tend to squish between your fingers
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Sure
but the insides don't just kind of shluck out as illustrated by Mr Looseskin up there.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# no, i suppose not
*sigh*
but we can hope...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ____ for brains !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# why would we want a change from that?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# as my dad has said a ridiculous number of times today...
a change is as good as a rest.

I disagree with this cliché
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# your dad is wrong
i changed my washing powder and got a rash. having a rest has never given me a rash.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# i am with you my friend
we're digging the dirt under the bottom of the barrel.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)
# *runs in and lays into the guy*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# This needs more wanking, freebase and cocks.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# that's going to take more than a cotton bud to clean up
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Jump down turn around use a bale of cotton . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWW!!!
*ahem* sorry about that
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# THAT'S OK . . . LET IT ALL OUT !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
i love that song!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# ear today, gone tomorrow
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# You just gave me an idea:
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# any excuse to listen to that song
and see a small man piss off the army is good
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# haha
I like to think the song is asking the Chinese authorities
'Where their head is at'
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# up their own arses
if their past record of ignoring the west and being utterly insular as a nation is anything to go by
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# mmpppfffnngghh!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# nicely
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Nice to see that they are on the job . . . and not just loafin' !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# they are loafin, theres a ton of stolen bread in the back of the van
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# So . . . they've got the best of both worlds . . .
they knead the dough to make the bread !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hhggnnfffpppmm..............:)

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# shitting fucksocks!!!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# enjoy your seizure
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Another nice quiet night at home in the tanning room !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# goatse face??
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I have a lot faith in the capacity of goatse man's anus
how ever I feara ladder wuld be too much even for him, vertically anyway... I'm sure he could manage one if it were horizontal.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Prolly got commissioned big time for that . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# got commissioned big time...
...is the most wonderful sounding euphamism.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# No
:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
Someone's been to Prague recently, then :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Funny picture!

Or possibly you could quit wasting thread so people will blow your ego.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# My New Sat Nav


Of course you don't really need to know how to get to Sesame Street, because Sesame Street is brought to you, by the letters G and R and the number 7.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fantastic
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# As above
:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hahah
ha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# try this
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Damn you!
Marjory
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# it had been too long.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I thought that was dead
the great demise of 2009

/apparently not then
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# tis the australian version
it's only thr uk page that was taken down
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# ...due to unexplained excessive bandwidth comsumption
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# People really fucking love horses
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# i fuckin
DO!

:)
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I can't believe I just got horse-rolled
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# so much better than rickrolling
everyone knows that.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# wow
I was fooled, but I get a bonus point for clicking out before any audio kicked in
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Is that even possible?
I think the audio starts even before the 'click'
of your mouse is made...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i don't know how I did it.
maybe years of torture has given me snake-like reflexes
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# DJ Steve Porter featuring Vince Offer - "Slap Chop Rap"
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# i fucking love that
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# purple link?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# not to be fooled?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# how did you do that?!
Is this some sort of Christian magic?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# check the url again ;)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh my OS!!!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
#
os Penis
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# abject genious!
love it lots. majoritatively around the face and twice in the base of the spine.

woo :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, that's marvellous, absolutely cock on, sire
I do hope you enjoy the massive round of applause I'm giving you, because that is absolutely ace!

/rounds up applause
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Oops . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Poo stain impersonates shadow shock!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Pooh shock !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ah, it's one of those highly collectable Shitting Bears
 
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Aah yes . . . the Pooh Pooh collection !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# This reminds me of Danny and his mate who has invented a doll that shits itself
*offers prototype*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Right . . . just think of all of the assessories !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Yachting
!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Cutting of the jib . . . as it were . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# arf-maybe his diet should involve a touch more "SOLIDS"
:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Chunky honey chunks with oats !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Marmalade Sandwiches!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# On rye !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Oh Teddy!
No!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Teddy goat a little too excited . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# My new car pic is
on my profile. It wasn't good enough to post, and is too fecking huge!

HONK!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Fantabulous !
HONK !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I swear
you are just about the kindest person EVER. That is all.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I certainly do enjoy enjoyment . . .
You're too kind . . . weeeeeeeeee !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# B3ta needs more sinister animals


(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# meep!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ANTMAUS
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# spider mouse, or spouse
if you like
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# No, antmaus
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Oooo Antmous
like it
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Arátnid
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# oh shit!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hehe
nsfw?

I wonder which would win in a fight...
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# o.O
a new breed of sex toys!!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That made me pffffft
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hehe
made it for your mouse thread but was too slow
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha, awesome :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# What cunning!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Looks like a normal mouse commandeering a spider
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
I will park this here:


Click for bigger (154 kb)

Galapagos Giant Tortoises out of quarantine and into their paddock, with me also in it this afternoon

Fuck me they hiss for Ecuador if you get to near
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I don't bloody believe you just said that.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# 4291
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha
great shout. I'm using that the next time someone rings me.
They won't have a fucking clue.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# freebase meldrew lol
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# pfft
flowers all year round:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Wise creatures . . .
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# meh!
they don't even know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# there close to extinction that can't be that fucking wise
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# That is the facial expression of Godzilla trampling downtown Tokyo
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# is that jack palance?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Why, indeed it is!
This little lass is only in her twenties, the male is about seventy off the top off my head, and still a rampaging blur of sexual lust
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# i saw tortoises shagging last weekend
they make a fantastic noise
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# They are rampant
Apparently when these guys even turned up here at Regent's Park, at one point the fucking van was quite literally heaving with sexual lust, or so I am told
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Turtoises are the shit


I have one in my yard. I haven't seen her for months.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# THEY'RE MIGHTY BIG those things
good job for you they're slow:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Raaaar!

and *squeek* :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Quick . . . spike the cheese !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# DISLIKE DISLIKE
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# EXTREME DISLIKE!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Refresh, refresh, refreOHFUCKINGSHITTERS
 
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I'm
sinister as hell.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Subtle
Very woo.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i saw this:
b3ta.com/board/9629015
and it just looked like they were naked from the waist down...

:)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Just add labia?
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
#
TOO BEAUCOUP
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Put the remote down !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hahahahahaha marvellous
I am wearing your Que T-shirt. It has had appreciative comments all day.

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# :D
i have been hemming and hawing about your venkman shirt for some time now
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# haha bless you
I have to say, it is my favourite of the shite I have for sale :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# *joys*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# crikey
I was expecting some kind of pun based upon hair piece. So I was waiting for it to animate and John's hair fly off only, after a few seconds did I notice what you had done
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# i was looking for reflecto-porn
i eventually found the porn :P

i think I even said "oh!" in quite a shocked way.

if i wore a monocle it would of popped, I'm sure

:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# haha *resists*
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# :(:(
comically: i am grammar school educated :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ARCHIBOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE LEG OF THAT ARBOUR SEAT!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# you dirty fucker

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# wow... that took a suprisingly long time to find
and now i feel ever so slightly dirty considering how stern with concentration i was when I found it...

(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# only just found her clunge.. .lol
but i suspect some photoshoppery has happened here... there is no way on earth yoko's hair is as neatly trimmed as that.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# it's probably like terry waite's allotment down there
but i couldn't face googling for that
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I have learnt a new phrase.
Yowser.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# had to google for reference...
but awesome similie-ing :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
#
TJ:Anyone else watching louis theroux?

FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# not me
don't watch much telly thesedays
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# My Tv's fucked, I'll watch it on iPlayer or whatever relevant Internet tv playback service it's on
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Yes
I can safely say I'm never going anywhere near crystal meth.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Tim enjoys it
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Naughty, naughty micto!
Yay!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Blah blah blah

Evening b3ta :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# heh!
We know he has a copy of 'Raven' hidden under that cover
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# haha
This is made of 7 shades of win!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# tip top!
ningles
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Wow, you are amazing
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Extra Extra . . . beak all about it !
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# This of course is completely wonderful
I can go and eat my pizza in peace and happiness :)
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# You fucking awesome poo head!
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# heh heh.............bet he's lookin' at page 3 there:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# heheh
nicely
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# braak!
:D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# top work :D
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)
Hope you and yours are well
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)

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