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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# WORD TRUMPET!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# those lemurs really do look like lesbians
look at them

LOOK AT THEM!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# i am looking
they evolved from a dinosaur, you know
the lickalotapus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Shatner's Bassoon

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i would love to see luigi hacking his own balls off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# LETSA GO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Lesbians

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Exactly.
Christ, at last someone sees it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# there's no motorcycles...
...LIES!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Hi

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Jesus B.A. Christ

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# AHAHHAAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# proud to be an MC......haaa haa haaa....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# HOOP!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM-CHfh6j5g

that is still piss funny
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# world-class editing... :D ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# L IS FOR LEMUR
L IS FOR LESBIAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# i can dig it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# *pa-chew*pa-chew*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Lemurs can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Fuck them AND their Lesbian Utopia.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# he likes it
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# GOD DAMN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# You crazy, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I like hoops.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# you can't beat a bit of hoop
and now i'm off for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# that's a euphemism, right?
you're off for a damn good stroll, really, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:41, archived)
# hoops?
whatever next.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# things that HOOP!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# number 3 in a series of however many i feel like doing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# her hair is a pain in the arse
being so stringy and all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# green arse hair is much like nylon
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# smelly, smelly nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Man's Greatest Enemy..
NYLON
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# and here was me thinking it was cybermen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Cybermen wearing nylons.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# oh, now you're just giving me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QByq2PuEFDE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# pfff!
that is very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Oh smashy, you do spoil us
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# yes. yes i do.
who should i clownify next, gordon brown or michael heseltine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
# i take it you've done widdecombe?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# no
i was going to, but i couldn't remember her surname!
#1 was boris johnson
#2 was thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Portillo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# good choice
he shall be added to the list
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Is that Mo Mowlam??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
# wat

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
# loliticians
they're the wave of the future
THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# But I was hoping that clowns were a thing of the past

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
# not until their insidious painted evil is scourged from the earth's surface
until that glorious day, i shall continue to piss them off whenever possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# You may continue.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i shall
one day, i'll destroy that laughing clown from blackpool fair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# she makes one scary clown.
but then all clowns are scary...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I see it was an animash day today
So I thought I'd see what I could find. This little chap appears to be a red-bellied tortoishell cat. Or perhaps a tortoiseshell red-bellied woodpecker. I'm really not too sure.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
# But whichever it is
I guess this is the other

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
confusocatbirds ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# i think he's hunting pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I tried to make an electric owl, tiss not that good tho
(radial head fracture, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# works well enough for me
not sure i'd try and pet him
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:06, archived)
# or plug the tv into him
(radial head fracture, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:08, archived)
# not without a decent surge plug
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# i like the idea of an electric owl
2 watt to woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# pfft
:D
(radial head fracture, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# ohm I
(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I used to do this sort of thing with plastic kits...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# is that a beetle on tank-tracks?
or are my eyes just going stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
# yes
?

well, actually, they called them "Half Tracks" because it combines wheels and tracks.
www.militaryimages.net/photopost/data/831/pzht_WW_II_German_halftrack_Sd_Kfz251_at_Reenactment.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Tanks!
(If I can find my box of old plastic models I will take some pictures of my mutant beetles.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Dogassjesus teaches all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
# a sphincter says amen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
# whos the daddy
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# kingwang
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Meanwhile, the chase continued...


Updated pic, but not worth its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:34, archived)
# My parents married in a car like that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Where
did the vicar sit?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I don't know, I wasn't invited
on account of not being born
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Any excuse
for a bloke not to go to a wedding!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I thought it was rather a good one myself

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Looking good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Thanks:
large version is on my profile. I still don't know where i'm going with it though!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Keep it up
It's rare to see such attention to detail on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Oh, i don't know
Some on here are just so good at it you hardly notice. There is still a reflection of a Ford Capri in the middle; but I'm claiming that's ART.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Yay, now with reflection.
Do we get the third reflection tomorrow?
x
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
# And today in all noun headlines..
Also, this is a fantastic gif that someone with skills should make into a b3ta FP: img268.imageshack.us/img268/1076/monkeyownsdog.gif (2mb ish)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
that monkey is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:38, archived)
# all monkeys are
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG9el2pqIlM
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Poor thing was only trying to warn them.

arbroath.blogspot.com/2009/08/look-what-popped-up-here.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# if only we'd listened to their message and not eaten them like ray mears said to!!
but they were so damned tasty
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Not to mention cruchy
And... mmmm, ominous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# visionary gophers, the animals of the future
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :D
...hardly "stealth" those bombers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# They're only kites
To distract people from the SUBMARINES.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# *dons tinfoil bikini*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Minnewanka!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Haha, what a damn classy picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# leave that gopher alone...
...stop following him.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# ..............vampy.................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Atomic, fuckyeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# can you believe...
...i've been working all weekend on this one little gif?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Dedication, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# BHOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
....Transvision....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# kill that!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Wendy James am all of teh sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# all i heard was some girly shrieking...
...and i had to turn it off quick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Just watch it with mute on then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# i've seen better birds at the zoo...
... :D... :D....(i'm such a c#^+)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# nce!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# jazzy
*likes jazzy fings*:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
# zap
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# it would be scary...
...if i didn't have to shrink it to 'get-your-glasses' size.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# try doing width = 250 - 400
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# i'm not touching photoshop all day today...
...it already put me through the wringer with editing out frames and switching stuff around, and sizing, and colors, and casting spells.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# hehehe :)
mona the vampire's gone really dark this season
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# The Dragons were not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm here to get funding for GIANT FLOOR PENIS.
Also, penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hi Ttssattsr
How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Hello, buddybro.
I'm okay apart from SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I'm quitting my job at the end of the month FUCK YEAH
Sorry you hurt your head. And your recent absence-related loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# It's no worries.
Are you quitting your job to become a mutant? I recommend mutantism.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Been there, done that, stained the t-shirt.
I'm looking forward to spending some time in the Great Unwashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# :D fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# PENIS PENIS PENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:16, archived)
# i should think they weren't impresed.
needs more magenta.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesb
ivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesbivesb
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *raves*
WHAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPP!!!
I am so with it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# What colour is your mattress and skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# green
and they're the same thing dude!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:14, archived)
# picky bastards!
i'm impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Lots of dildo here lately....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# BBC
bloody big cock
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# brand name snake

and post 101
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# slimy fecker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# is that the Brand they call Russell?
*not a big fan*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
seamburger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# You knows it!
WATERHORSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# she has a hidden cock
and is secretly pleasuring that waterhorse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# seamspommelhorse?
now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Ahha
Loving the low-res!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# that looks like good eatin'
and the burger looks good too....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# my brother and I saw him in concert, it was fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# BOO!


someone really needs to give this one another go, stop remakeing the already good films, i want proper scary triffids!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# cockfoot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# not everything is a penis dear
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# isn't it?
you've made me sad now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# dont worry, just remember where you are
just because it's not a penis yet doesn't mean it can't be.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# and now i'm happy again!
*awaits cock-shaped objects*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *wanders in*
is this what they call comic timing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# maybe
are you likely to trip over a bucket of whitewash, be hit in the face with a custard pie, then land naked on my bed, just as the local vicar inexplicably visits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ahh,
more tea vicar?
*waggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# is he a sexy vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# *inspects*
not bad.
i think he did some missionary work so he's a bit tanned.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# niiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# evil root ginger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# i do love these minimal japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# he got digested...
... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# *Ribbit*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# i am rather jealous of those impressive teefs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Here is the secret of pearly whites


(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# 0_0
so i should stop dipping my toothbrush in bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Yes
Yes you should
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# then i shall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# just what i need

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:33, archived)
# aahh, the Dwayne Dibbley of frogs!
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# he is toadally happy with his lot

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# he is toade... he is toadat.. he is toadib....
...ah froget it
(gtfomh, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# teef! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# allo matey!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# simples
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# shall i compare thee to a summer's meerkat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Must resist....
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# sings: *compare the meergal dot com!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# what manner of genitals are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# love that pose y'got
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:34, archived)
# 'tis I, Grufflock
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# FLOOOOOOOFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
does he go all skinny when you wash him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# yeah, and smelly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# aawww, bless
wet dog is a horrible smell.
wet diarrhoea is worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# didn't recognise him..
NEKKID:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahahah
I kind of guessed what was coming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I was expecting it to be more graphic
quite relieved.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# if i was getting some of that action
i don't think i'd be looking as miserable as a vinegar-faced old quim
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# HA!
i thought it was going to be a "hokey-cokey" based joke at first, but nope :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I was waiting for...
..."I'm on." Well, she is a misbag! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# How did she tempt him out of his dying pig?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# pfft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Be very, VERY still...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Crikey ninj that's terrific!
*rummages through archive*


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# coorrrrr, I bloody loves that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Ta Barbie!
That be lully that be. Keep it away from your new lil one though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Will do, Chief!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# That's cracking
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I would like this as a pet
Nice work sir

How are you Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Fine thanks sir!
You? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I am good, been doing some lath work
Bloody loved doing it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *fears*
*clicks from a safe distance*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# a leopard pecker
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# nice snird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# bake
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# snird!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Bake, damn you woman, bake!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# give me some apples
and i shall bake a pie so tasty, it will make you weep.
however, you shall not have so much as a fucking crumb until you accept that this is a snird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Oh alright.
bake
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# HA! IN YOUR FISH-SLICE BEATEN FACE!
also, i saw that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em a stew
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ooooh, sam....
*moists*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# its vision is based on moomins.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# very nice indeed!

Let's fight them...


much bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# leopard gecko?
nice match! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
are his little arms long enough to get the acorns off his tusk once he's speared them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# That was God's design flaw
and why you don't see many.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# poor starving little creatures :(
they're so hard to base a telethon around
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:07, archived)
# lets see how it feels bitch
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# lolshadows!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Wooo, hakapiks
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ancient repost
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'd buy an I Club Seals t-shirt...
...but it would just sit on the pile of 'T-shirts I'm too scared to wear', with others such as bukakemon...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Blending the edges is a coont
(Olipro is apologising for length, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# That's the least of your worries.

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# sneeearghh :<
(Olipro is apologising for length, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Rrraaauuoooweh!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# possibly the worst freebase ever...
...enough to make me give up him, with this kind of crap being posted... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Dragons den
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Look at Deborah's face
She can't wait to have a go, bless 'er!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# kin ell
*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Big Improvement!
Great work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# What makes tha machine REALLY disturbing is the RUST.
Chrome it up.
I'll order one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# What about brass & copper
to go for the steampunk look
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# As much as I like a bit of brass and copper.....
....I can't think of anyone that would want jets of steam being released that far south....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# The way Peter Jones is sitting I would guess that he has had a go on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Or just because those chairs are too low and get uncomfortable after a while
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# There might be an invisible dog licking his nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Or he's wearing electric sex pants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# On second thoughts, I think he might have crapped himself by the look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Damn these electric sex pants
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# theo looks like he can barely contain his excitement
and is about to bumrush us and jam that rust machine up his shitchute.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# He does have the look of a horny man
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# it's beyond horny, it's manic
the eyes....of a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# A killer necrophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# simultaneously raping their dead corpse arses
while smashing their skulls in with a hammer and screaming "I'm out! I'm out!"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha :D
I want to see this happen now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ...while Duncan Bannatyne rims him
and Deborah does Duncan with a strap-on, and Peter Jones pisses over all of them, and Evan Davies sits in the corner masturbating and crying.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# While the Australian one licks up his salty tears
and defaecates into a gravy boat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# and James Khan
videos it while hanging out the back of a dying pig
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# He loves it up that dying pig
you just can't tempt him out... except by smearing royal jelly on Meaden's flaps and getting her to sing Blur's Song 2 out her piss hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh YES :D
Make is so

You are welcome in my Kingdom of Ribald :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# They never fund sex toys
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# YoYoYo, it's Vim Westwood!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Good afternoooooon boys!
(Jam Master etc, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I hate this cumwad.
also: shopped pix only!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Haha
e's from the hood e is! Fo REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# 'Nuff Respec'!
My favourite piece of hiphop trashing - Ice-T on Vanilla Ice "What street you from boy? Sesame Street?"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# westwood..
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)

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