heh hehi wish we could get 'em both out of our system
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:08,
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Hahaha!Although If Mandelson's sat there - who's in the helmet?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:11,
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you crept into my mind yesterdayI was reading an article on Mandleson about how he made a woman cry on a train, and pictured him doing just what you've depicted up there *gah, get out of my head* ;)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:14,
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no delorean?
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:08,
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Where we're goingWe wont need custard (but we will need bullet proof windows).
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:09,
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that's far too bloody good! :D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:12,
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blerrghhis it true he got kidney stones by drinking that milk to prove it was safe?
(
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:03,
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Hull has finally subsumed RutlandI have a poster for this very occasion*
*doesn't have a poster for this very occasion
(*doesn't have a poster for this very occasion
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:53,
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Simple and effective.Which is one more thing than the actual House of Commons.
LOLITICS!
(LOLITICS!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:49,
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whats the betting the winning image will be a play on the shepard fairey obama image
connor,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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What?Were did that thread go?
Dirty thread deleters!
(Dirty thread deleters!
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:58,
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Carry On Gone?Aw.
I had a response & everything..
(I had a response & everything..
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:02,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP"){kind=small}
one i made a while ago, glad i did now
RBX13 the cake is not a lie,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:32,
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i recognise that source!
almost incomprehensible by now though. damn these once-topical topical pearoasts.
boris the spider,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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Hahahahnow I remember what this was about ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:35,
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Omg you put the whole demographics of Britain in one pic :-)
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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I loved the Gordon from this...when you posted him on his own, a while back.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:55,
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*loves this* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:45,
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Yay!*clicks*
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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Ah well since the threads are already hammering past...Forgive me for being a little bit off-message but:
Edit I may well do something alittle bit more positive later on but from a first glance through the website this was my overwhelming and depressing impression.
(Edit I may well do something alittle bit more positive later on but from a first glance through the website this was my overwhelming and depressing impression.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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Cynics are made, not born. ;)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:33,
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Vote CynicIs there a correlation between the lack of interest in modern politics, the dwindling of attention spans and the rise of Twitter? Answer only if you bothered to read this far.
(,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 17:51,
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Oooh you big cynical cynicwith all your realistic outlooks....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:33,
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Hahahaha*giggles*
Have you got your head in your hands right about now?
(Have you got your head in your hands right about now?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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nahcritical debate is a good and healthy thing.
Anyway - these people aren't Virgin selling a credit card using an idea nicked from a Danny Wallace book.
(Anyway - these people aren't Virgin selling a credit card using an idea nicked from a Danny Wallace book.
rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:38,
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Hahahahopefully they're not as easily scared either.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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Yeah sorry...I didn't want to annoy the sponsors, I really didn't, but...
I totally sympathise with what they are trying to achieve, but I think they aren't going about it particularly effectively.
(I totally sympathise with what they are trying to achieve, but I think they aren't going about it particularly effectively.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:35,
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needs more more then 9000 penises Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:35,
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Vague and muddled is all but mandatory for this sort of thing, it would seem.If you can squeeze in some "populist", "ill-thought-out" and "wilfully and meretriciously divorced from reality", it'd help.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:35,
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It is a nice excuse to waft a placard about, though.If you stay downwind from protestors on a hot day, you'll always stay cool.
True story.
(True story.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:38,
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I'm have to be honest, I'm a little uncomfortable about b3ta getting involved in a political campaign.I've checked the Vote For A Change website and it reads fairly neutrally as an electoral reform organization, but I have no idea who's behind it or what their personal agenda is.
"Electoral Reform" is one of those phrases, like "Change", that sounds refreshing and fair and overdue. But it's worth remembering that there are many types and variations of alternative voting systems, and every one of them has the potential to enhance one group's aims over others. I can't actually see what this site is proposing or who it would most directly benefit. And let's face it, anyone who would go to all the trouble these people have gone to must have some personal stake.
("Electoral Reform" is one of those phrases, like "Change", that sounds refreshing and fair and overdue. But it's worth remembering that there are many types and variations of alternative voting systems, and every one of them has the potential to enhance one group's aims over others. I can't actually see what this site is proposing or who it would most directly benefit. And let's face it, anyone who would go to all the trouble these people have gone to must have some personal stake.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:38,
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I'm slightly worried, too...I detect a whiff of a slightly fluffier Taxpayers' Alliance.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:41,
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Felix, my real worry is that it's aliens.Aliens full of mercury.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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I see here a nice list of well-meaning, fluffy, if naive peoplevoteforachange.co.uk/index.php/pages/our-supporters/
and Polly Toynbee. PR is a red herring, which makes it easier for small parties to get attention and harder for anybody to get anything done, but whatever. Vote Cubist.
(,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:47,
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and Polly Toynbee. PR is a red herring, which makes it easier for small parties to get attention and harder for anybody to get anything done, but whatever. Vote Cubist.
that's Polly "I'm right, especially when I'm provably wrong" Toynbee, right? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:54,
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they want a referendum about reforming parliamentthe drummer from Blur writes about it here
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/13/british-party-electoral-system-votes
basically they're a bunch of fluffy liberals who like things like the Single Transferable Vote - rather than being a cover for fascists.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Transferable_Vote
Also yes - I was a bit wary about mixing b3ta with politics myself but they asked nicely, offered a good prize and life is more interesting by running with these things than saying no.
(www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/13/british-party-electoral-system-votes
basically they're a bunch of fluffy liberals who like things like the Single Transferable Vote - rather than being a cover for fascists.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Transferable_Vote
Also yes - I was a bit wary about mixing b3ta with politics myself but they asked nicely, offered a good prize and life is more interesting by running with these things than saying no.
rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:54,
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Aye, we'll have fun with it whatever :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:29,
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What sort of change, though?Return to monarchy? A dictatorship? Also, I can see a sillouette of Alfred Hitchcock in the top of the 'V'.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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I think the "V" is the clue.It's lizards my friend, lizards all the way down.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:45,
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I sort of agreeBecause I'm sick of the people saying "It's all crap we need something different" without having something different they are ready to explain and defend.
This "Vote fo a Change" is no doubt run by the same malcontent no-hopers that come out with a new party every so often, the same also-rans that never get elected.
It seems to be promoting proportional representation. Which to me means not putting the best politicians forward, but putting the crap ones forward too. Either that or it's the insanity of direct democracy.
The best message for people isn't "Throw Westminister away, it's all shit!" it's "Get involved in politics and change things".
However I hope this vote for a change fails. I'm sick and fed up of people saying it's crap without having a solution.
(This "Vote fo a Change" is no doubt run by the same malcontent no-hopers that come out with a new party every so often, the same also-rans that never get elected.
It seems to be promoting proportional representation. Which to me means not putting the best politicians forward, but putting the crap ones forward too. Either that or it's the insanity of direct democracy.
The best message for people isn't "Throw Westminister away, it's all shit!" it's "Get involved in politics and change things".
However I hope this vote for a change fails. I'm sick and fed up of people saying it's crap without having a solution.
Halk,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:03,
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Bravo, I like thisDamn right. These attempts to try and be "edgy" through a co-opted image challenge don't appeal to me as an average voter.
(,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:16,
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HAHAHASRV and Jeff Healey?
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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I'm sure that suit was purple before though:pSRV or Clapton? SRV died in a helicopter crash that Clapton lived through only coz he got stuck in a khazi.
I would have rooted for SRV everytime.
(I would have rooted for SRV everytime.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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So that's not a leg then?:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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you know a big magenta penis is going on that pic at some point
(
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:24,
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Heeeeeeeadthats some head that is =)
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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Magnificent foreheadage.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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It is as per spelling in the original:)
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:49,
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Maybe his leg had just growand the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:30,
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Ha ha ha!Nicely done :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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hope you don't mind....
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:23,
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I hate people who wine about politics and don't vote (in a sane way...) Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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Bloody PoliticsI don't want my vote give to a woman and lets blame them for fucking up the cunt'ry
(,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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30 Days.... I love it.
A whole month of eggy-boo for the Mother of All Parliaments.
(A whole month of eggy-boo for the Mother of All Parliaments.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:32,
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Holy shit I just found out Jim Varney diedand that it happened 9 years ago
so heres a picture of Dog the bounty hunter Jims obvious love child
(so heres a picture of Dog the bounty hunter Jims obvious love child
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:13,
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I do not know who Jim Varney is,therefore, I was also unaware of his death.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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the slinky dog in Toy Story, the "Ernest" films.... Jed in the movie remake of Beverly Hill Billies theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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AH ok.I know who he means now.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:22,
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Has he found the coconutty goodness yet? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:17,
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Nice tangent with everything, there.... good & headfuck-y.
Just what I needed.
(Just what I needed.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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Thanky.Wanted to get in before BBB or Archie stole the show. :)
(
Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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pfffft. As if The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:26,
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Political.I like it.
People have been given laptops for less..
(People have been given laptops for less..
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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What does it link too?Ilovehorses?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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^ That maze does not work!How do you get from the top to the bottom?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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but there is no clear root through? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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Just go down, they can't stop you, it's only colours. Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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Nice work :DHow'd you make it work?
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:48,
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Easiest way is with a camera phoneSearch for a QR reader application
(,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:51,
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I meant generating it with an image in the middle mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:54,
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Oh OKI used one of the online QR code generators and set the error correction to high. This means that 30% of the pixels can be corrupted without producing errors. I then manually modified the pixels to include the logo while trying to stay below 30% (took several attempts). I tested with my camera phone using snapmaze
(,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:15,
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Bust some moves, it's Weekly Wednesday draw off time!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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A Broken Dancer.....
Click for bigger (161 kb)
....sorry ;D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:01,
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*puts on Red Shoes*BUT I LOVE TO DANCE!
(C) Ttssattsr Inc.
((C) Ttssattsr Inc.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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Argh!Praise should go to you, firstly, for creation. Hail!
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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Here's the real version, bro.
Click for bigger (337 kb)
He photoshopped out the dragon eel things.
Ttssattsr,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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I especially like the dragon eel things.My apologies for the misplaced kudos. Credit duly returned to owner Ttssattsr & thanks given to Sushi for raising my awareness of its existence in the first place.
Everyone wins!
Huzzah!
(Everyone wins!
Huzzah!
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:17,
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You really are terribly well mannered, aren't you :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:20,
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Beaten into me by my father.Bless him & his hoary knuckles of stone..
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:54,
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Big shoes & googly eyes built Great Britain.You're to be commended on such an astute observation..
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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All thanks to Ttssattsr,I just made the shoes red because I only wear red shoes.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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Shoes or boots?You're not a mild-mannered reporter for a big city newspaper, are you?
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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either that, or he likes stealing shoes off dead witches.... :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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Boots are just shoes with Kid 'n' Play style afros anyway! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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Nice point of reference - it paints the perfect picture of what makes a boot a boot.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:29,
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had to be done sorry its so messy
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:19,
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Ahh yesThe Burning tango of lost souls... a popular dancefloor jive.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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:DI was going to do some face stretching too :D (but ran out of time)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:01,
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This Injury is sadly nearly always fatal...*spends a moment in quiet contemplation of all those who we have lost to "face stretching"...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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:)
Edit: oh, piss. I thought I was being original......
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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Guilty feet have got no rhythm... Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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haha every misshapen character you draw must have some seriously brutal upper body strengthlook at those power arms
(
Shada,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:12,
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hahahah! I can almost hear the sound of vertebrae grinding! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:18,
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As I have no breakdancing drawing, but want to join the in crowd, have thisDJ Lama to provide you with the necessary beats....
Also, trés woo 80s rappage!
(Also, trés woo 80s rappage!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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I knew a thai place in Australiacalled the Deli Lama.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:11,
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That makes no sense really.He is from Tibet.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:16,
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there was always a runty pale kid who did all the freaky shit
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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Fry in Futurama stylee ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:03,
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oh, that one is too damn brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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eeets the milkeebar keeeed! (in the voice of the pre-pubescent saloon hooker from THAT ad)Fucking XP - just had a sneaky update applied, and its nagging me to restart every 5 mins. Just as i have a long playlist of mp3s on the go, loads of programs open, and am in the middle of some work!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:08,
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AceI was kind of hoping the 'breakdance' theme to be about the very excellent 80s classic starring ozone, turbo and special K!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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Bust some moves?*registers as a house rental website*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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He's no squirrel! You lied to us!It never said 'walrus' on the packet..
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:05,
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fuck computers, pens is where it's at biatches!unicorn!
(
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:07,
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I am personally pouring meh on your breakdancing efforts.
...get back to the 80's when you no doubt wet your beds you cunts!
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:28,
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A sake-sipping blonde....in a towel.
(Been toying with methods of colouring my linework)
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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What Morbius from Lord of the Dance? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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Saketome, baby!I quite like this new coloured lining. Imagine what things would look like in those?
(,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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Why is the sake in a towel?!Hello Mr. JJ I saw your fox the other day. He was very spiffy. Will be returning to us?
EDIT: More importantly will be on a Fox's glacier mint?
(EDIT: More importantly will be on a Fox's glacier mint?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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The bottom heavy one a la a could of days ago.
This one in fact...
(This one in fact...
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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"hea"?!Are everyone's keyboards broken or something?!
Edit: Ah, THAT one. Yeah. Both the fox and the post foxification lady person were popular. They'll be back :)
(Edit: Ah, THAT one. Yeah. Both the fox and the post foxification lady person were popular. They'll be back :)
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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Sorry migraine is in the RG house. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:06,
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That is a fox that rox!Sod the lass (not literally as the tail would be a hamperment)
He rocks!
(He rocks!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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Yep.All colours seem to be on the right sides of the lines...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE - Mock parliament and win a laptopdifferent stuff this week - we've got a £899 laptop to give away.
I've put all the info here, and I'll hang around a bit to answer questions:
www.b3ta.com/features/mockthegovernment/
(I've put all the info here, and I'll hang around a bit to answer questions:
www.b3ta.com/features/mockthegovernment/
rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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Just revised the form book.I am no longer taking bets on Beau Bo D'or
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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Well it does seem to play to his strengths, really... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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To save me googling...who are these Vote for a change people?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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SOunds terrific!Will this be running concurrently with normal challenges?
Also, cue toapy invasion ;)*
*obligatory moan
(Also, cue toapy invasion ;)*
*obligatory moan
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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this is the challenge for the weekhowever we'll keep it open for a month, but there will be a normal challenge next week if that makes sense
( rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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It makes perfect sense,Thank you Ginger Fuhrer. Are this vote for a change something to do with Mark Thomas? Or is it run and funded by Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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I don't know how deep his involvement isbut he's listed as a supporter: www.voteforachange.co.uk/index.php/pages/our-supporters/
( rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:01,
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president blairs smells of weePlz powst laptop to me innit lol
EDIT - its a mac - ewwwwww....!
(EDIT - its a mac - ewwwwww....!
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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You can win it, sell it and buy a proper PC! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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Can I get the laptop if I don't live in England?
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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I do that everytime I do a poo!This week I shall be mostly calling myself Mark Thomas.
In other news Fae is alive and well but sadly lacking b3ta.
Post all CDCs at half mast in her honour.
EDIT: Could you be nice enough to tell us what this is in aid of?
(In other news Fae is alive and well but sadly lacking b3ta.
Post all CDCs at half mast in her honour.
EDIT: Could you be nice enough to tell us what this is in aid of?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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I have already passed that on tothe messenger. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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open for a month? will there be another challenge to run along side it next wednesday too?sounds like a great compo, though!
edit: ah the question has been answered above:D
(edit: ah the question has been answered above:D
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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yes - open for a monthbut a new normal challenge next week
( rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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Why not just give them the entries from the Mark Thomas challengeand surprise someone with the extra prize
Who won that Archie or BBd'O?
(Who won that Archie or BBd'O?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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I've warned you about that twisted belief system, man.... it's all smoke & mirrors.
Doctor Snuggles does not live 'just down the road' from you.
You never grew up in Terry & June's house.
Can't you see it's all just pretend?
(Doctor Snuggles does not live 'just down the road' from you.
You never grew up in Terry & June's house.
Can't you see it's all just pretend?
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:04,
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Shut up or I'll grass you to the Sweeney HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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I think it was actually PointlessCamel who was picked as the winner.He never got his Eggs.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:59,
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Since the winning entry is going to be printed out, are animations allowed? Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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that's a very good questionanimation won't work for print so it's not going to win top prize
HOWEVER, if you want to enter for fun / to get a runner's up prize then be my guest
(HOWEVER, if you want to enter for fun / to get a runner's up prize then be my guest
rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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Does the runner up price mean you will be pissing on someone's car? Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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Yesalthough as it's a special compo I thought I'd follow through with a shit.
( rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:02,
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the video thing - that's not our challengeI stuck the linky in because they were banging on about it and I wanted to keep them happy
I'll edit the copy to make it clearer
(I'll edit the copy to make it clearer
rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:07,
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oh I seeTwo different competitions, two different laptops...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:09,
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So it's technically possible to win two? HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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yes - two compostwo laptops - only the image compo is run on b3ta by us tho
( rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:14,
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£899 is not £900 does the winner get a pound aswell? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:55,
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Yay it's like a image spammingissit also for Dutchy's? (like I stand a chance..)
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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What bets? How whut what? pfft
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:58,
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good godserious bussiness this week.
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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You want us to take part in a paper revolution?I'm in, comrade!
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:57,
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let's march on parliamentactually they just got in touch and said they'd like to do it and I thought, "mocking goverment? prizes? sounds ok with me."
( rob,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:00,
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Have a dig & win a prize?It's like the greatest funfair gift, ever.
Pisses all over those freakish & lumpen Smurf cuddly toys made by the mum of that lad on the Waltzers..
(Pisses all over those freakish & lumpen Smurf cuddly toys made by the mum of that lad on the Waltzers..
Captain Howdy,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 16:28,
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I've just been to the VfaC website.They say "... there should be a binding referendum on whether to change to a new more proportional electoral system"
Hmmm. But I bet they'll treat the referendum as an all-or-nothing thing. They won't go for 57% proportional, will they?
They've not thought this through.
(Hmmm. But I bet they'll treat the referendum as an all-or-nothing thing. They won't go for 57% proportional, will they?
They've not thought this through.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:10,
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You want them to change the voting system so that they can win an election on changing the voting system?Have I finally arrived in Burma?
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:15,
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^thisI vote we go for the throwing playing cards into top hat method, its more fun and is easily televised =)
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:25,
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And the loser gets hugged to death by large bearded men Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 15:29,
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pointing at OperaBut if one CDC should accidently cum, there'd be 89,999 penises...
(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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Oh hai one man bandwagon ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:39,
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I'm sorry...just a little lollyness Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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board.com/dicks/upyourbutts/slash.gay./fuck.all.butts
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:52,
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oww!got her in the eye?
edit:
stereo slides are great fun!
(edit:
stereo slides are great fun!
fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:40,
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Wait... there's more...Probably about 32
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:49,
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this animation is meaningless without contexthow many viginas does she have?
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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I'm gonna spluff this one before HT's compo since it's not, technically speaking, drawn...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:25,
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*starts throwing spanging pans* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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Might as well have this too - also (evidently) not drawn
That exhausts my breakdancing repertoire.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:34,
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Oh my!What's this weeks draw off?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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prancing discs of course! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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Obviously, how could I have been so dumb ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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It's on the Calendar at usualThis week is breakdance
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:31,
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The board's going to go utterly librarian-poo at 3Isn't that when Rob announces his surprise minicompo too?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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librarian-poo? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:40,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Librarian_(Discworld)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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aahhhh... I seeI'm not a discworld fan TBH, so the reference was lost on me...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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Fair do's...although I do firmly believe that everyone should have a bit of Discworld in their lives.
Did you know that one portion of Discworld can provide up to 87% of the average person's recommended daily allowance of silliness?
(Did you know that one portion of Discworld can provide up to 87% of the average person's recommended daily allowance of silliness?
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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Oh Barry :(You weren't supposed to tell the talented people...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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This^^^^Enjoy your new laptop HappyToast ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:44,
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I fucking wish, I've been using second hand computers since 1998I always bust a gut and then get kicked in by Monkeon and Sheep at these things. Closest I came to winning was 3rd place and I gave that prize to charity.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:49,
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the compo's just gone live! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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ballsI worked hard on my breakdancers too :(
I'm no good at lolitic either, oh well, another day another rickety old pc
(I'm no good at lolitic either, oh well, another day another rickety old pc
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:52,
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you are still posting them today, right?it's one of those rare times i've got something to post! :D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:56,
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Hahahah Yay!Animations are out then.
Ummm, *racks brains*
(Ummm, *racks brains*
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:53,
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He's promised me his old laptop barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:46,
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It's about 8 years oldand it can only run Notepad for about 30 minutes before the battery goes. Pay the postage and I'll send you it certainly
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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Tis true man, tis true.www.b3ta.com/board/9631754
Didn't know it was 3 o'clock though.
(Didn't know it was 3 o'clock though.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:42,
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Rob kind of dropped it in yesterday...Some form of mini image challenge (which he hopes we will all treat with dignity and respect pffffft) will be announced with a £900 laptop being awarded to monkeon the eventual winner monkeon
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:44,
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Odds:-Beau Bo d'Or ... 2-1
Archie ... 2-1
Manic ... 3-1
Floppy Donkey ... Evens
(Archie ... 2-1
Manic ... 3-1
Floppy Donkey ... Evens
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:47,
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Your sig is like eyebrows.barryheadwound - 100-1
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:48,
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what about the neville? 5-1Archy - 4-1
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:51,
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...and now sod's law some rank outsider n00b will come along and pwn the lot... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:52,
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lolneeds more 9000 penises
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:27,
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