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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

POLITICAL SATIRE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:23, archived)

haha

this is how satire should be

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Shada, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

Haha

I enjoy the subtle undertones

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

MOCK YOURSELF YOU SILLY FUCKER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

hapytost & monkorn already won it

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

They're getting half a macbook each.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'll kill it..

you get its guts out.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)

My ex-wife took half the house

silly bitch got the outside though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)

RIS?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

Haha

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)

heh

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

Hahahahhahahhahahahaha

HIS EYEBROWS!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)

ZOMFG!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

Ha ha!

Nice.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

I have here a 1 rouble coin

And I will flick it at you as I hurry past to ease my guilt

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

If you ask him for change does he remove the board to reveal

his nipples through a peep hole in his t-shirt?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

He does

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)

(snitchell, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)

YES

You can't make the entire population happy.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)

It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always get in

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

That's just it, it's like real life jenga.

JUST DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT is the best advice.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)

Hazel Johansson.......(what the F**K was I thinking??)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)

TONIGHT ON PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTER HOUR

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

I think the forehead & eyebrows are DEFINITELY Vulcan.....

Think SPOCK.........would??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)

10 minutes of SCEINCE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

i gt mi lernins frem bookds

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)

2.1kg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)

Interesting.........

.....what I noticed also is, most of the cats have half of their tails missing. VIOLENT cats in Japan I guess.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

Girl with a Pear EAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHAGAGAGAGAGAG!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)

technically not a politician.

but close enough...

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

what the hell, it's gone midnight...

(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)

Igor!

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)

Nice :)

Cheeky repost time I think ...

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)

Hahaha

You've done that very well mate :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:21, archived)

shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

you're just upset because I stole your idea :p

(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)

the day I photoshop that cunts face onto anything will be a very sad day

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

^this

Bloody memes.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)

haha

one day, you'll be sitting there, mindlessly f5ing, bored out of your mind, and then all of a sudden *bam* oh no, what have you done! You've only gone and done a freebase! ;)

(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)

not going to fuckin' happen

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)

Let's go to (excessively overpaid) work

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

So after midnight Freebase rises out of his coffin to terrify b3tards?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)

Happytoast has so won this Im just after a voucher

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

Thanks to NW England he gets about £75k a year, an office of research staff and expenses

Which must make him the second richest racist in Britain, behind Phil.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

Sorry. :(

Also, I never knew Phil Tufnell was racist...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)

With the abuse he endured from those Southern Hemispheros, you can almost understand it.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)

Voucher?

I'll only be happy if I win a revolution

Click for larger and probably readable version

(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

The 'we didn't vote for him!' argument doesn't really do it for me

We don't vote for a leader in this country, we vote for our own MP. I suppose it's nitpicking, but British politics has become too presidential for my liking.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

fair point

well made.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)

Don't we vote for a Mandate?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)

I voted for Professor Oak.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

in the Cellar with the Fritzl.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

BEEDRILL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)

I miss Jeremy Beedrill :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

Not Mandate, Mandelson.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

OMG...we better stop then!

fuck sake

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

I think I'll win, actually.

O_uO

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

FLOPPY DISK FOR A MOUTH

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Shada, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

That's his chin dicksplash!

Or his necklace maybe. I'm not sure....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

Think how many times you could print this on a postcard, and no need for pricey colour ink

This is the best recession-appropriate entry.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

People can't afford paper. People gotta send messages on money.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)

Now THAT'S satire.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)

yeha

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

don't give up you've got like a month to beat him

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Shada, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

seriously, why are people going on?

I've done two pictures that don't mock politicians.
I'd like to be in with a chance but can't see how that helps when everyone just gets sick of seeing my fucking username :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

Change it to Redsushi! Whup! Whup!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

no, people are more sick of taht one ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

We're gonna need a serious high five goin' on right now.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

:'(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)

7
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7

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Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)

BAN HAPPYTOAST

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Shada, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)

LOL

yes

(herman:D, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

^this

(Peter_G, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

Yeah, forget the whole 'his images brighten this community' bollocks, with him gone there'd be less competition for praise!

I think that's how praise works.

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

X-stream envy

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zoldergoose, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)

its a complement that you have a great talent

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)

I'm sick of seeing my name, and proclamations of winning, I'm sure other people are too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)

monkeons already won

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)

The people trawling through the entries in 30 days time aren't going to take the time to analyse every thread.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

happytoast is blatantly going to get a new laptop :D

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FIEND, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)

Ha ha ha!

*beats Archie to it*

Got any O's?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

expect he'll have earned it

although I don't think he's likely to need one!

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

*seriousssenesnsnssss 2*

Click for bigger (303 kb)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

this is my serious face ]:C

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

it's all very grown up isn't it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

POLITICIANS GRRR

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

*shakes fist in politi-socio-economic-protestation like a twatty student*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

politi-socio-economic-protests...

...
...
...yeah! *raises fist in politi-socio-economic salute*
Woo! as well :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

Technically this is a happytoast post, so does this mean I get a FP?

(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)

at the last working out its one every 340 posts, not a great ratio

but I'm proud of it none the less :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

happytoast every post you post is a front page

i bet you never get tired of hearing that

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)

I cry a little each time

but take it as a complement and blush a bit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

Do you do design for a living?

(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:55, archived)

yes and no

I work 9-5 with computers doing 3d stuff for "the man", not in the whizz bang world of design/advertising or super coolness. But it pays most of the bills so I can't complain.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)

who is this 'man' and will he give me a job?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

Unlikely

we're on minimal staf* realises this is an internet forum that my boss might read and shuts up.

Soz Proj, would love to be a magical solution to all of B3ta's working hours, but I'm just a cog without any say so when it comes to matters of money/hiring.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)

it was a joke...I'm not good enough anyway

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)

I find it sad you needed to work it out :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

you thought I knew the number off the top of my head?

Seriously though, I do have a horrible need to defend myself when people say this stuff. I don't get FPs all the time, I just post a stupid number of times. If you throw enough shit some of it will stick.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

yup...my shit kinda slides down the wall un-noticed :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)

says you with another front page ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)

P45, saddest of all the forms :(

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

I think depressing more than sad

you can enjoy a sad movie, you can't enjoy a P45

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

Hmm, I always thought of them as vacation vouchers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

nods :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

Ive never had one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

This is my serious statement:

This is utter fucking win! Top fucking draw/drawer Toasty!

You are supremely pwning this compo bar Archie's entry with the stamp!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)

I think we should take bets on who'll win, Archie, Toast or BoBoDoor

It's a three horse race at this stage, but no appearance from Manic yet...

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

I've drawn fluffy, my bets are that this will be won by clever

so the other three :)

or of course Proj for clear and concise ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

Was it you who won the laptop in that compo ages ago?

Transformers, I think?

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

nope

Sheep got that I think
I was a runner up, but gave my prize to charity as I didn't need a HD player as I'd tirelessly saved up my pennies and bought a PS3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'll stick 1,000,000 moon credits on HappyToast each way please,

and 1,000,000,000 Interglactic dollars on Archie each way please.

I CAN'T LOSE!

I do love BBD's stuff, but I don't suspect that it will be as easily "viewed" as Archie and Toasty's. What would be ace is this pic from toasty, with Archie's on the back as a postcard dropped through letterboxes.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

the people that the people will think they want to appeal to will get BBdO

but I think they need to go more mainstream to encourage the idiot masses to take a care in whats going on.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

if the masses are idiots, why shouldn't politicians steal their money?

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

because the world is getting shitted on for the rest of us as a result

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)

if I was a politician I'd totally steal your money

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

with that winning smile I'd vote for you

kiss my baby, KISS IT!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

INVALID COMMAND: KISS

REPLACING COMMAND "KISS" WITH NEAREST SIMILAR COMMAND: "STEAL"

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

Man, I'd steal so much of that filthy lucre

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

MORE JAIL FOR YOU

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)

Aye, that is why I suggested you and Archie over BBD.

But this is a marathon, let's reconvene in a month and see :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

Okay, I'll give you odds of 10/11 on both of them.

Now I can't lose.

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

Yes you can.

If I win, you have to pay back my original stake too :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

But I pay that from part of your lost bet on the other

I was a playground bookmaker for years, you can't fool me.

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

What if Archie comes first and HappyToast comes second?

Each way betting bitchtits!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:47, archived)

Oh, EACH WAY

I need lots more small print.

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)

Trust me, Beau Bo (Carte) d'Or will pull something out of this which is epic, AND has mass appeal

I strongly favour him for any 'win'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

Possibly, and highly probably.

But as I said earlier, this is a long race. I expect that certain people who one might not expect will come up with some stunners. I think it is gonna be the best compo since Crabs vs. Elephants.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

WE DON'T HAVE A LETTERBOX YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

Shut up, you're in America.

You have Obama so you are fine!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

bobo already won they're just humouring everyone else

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

I'd like to think I could win it. All I need is some talent and a knowledge about politics and a sense of humour.

2/3... no 1/3... oh alright 0/3... ain't bad.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

*kicks shins*

ME ME ME!!

one's enough for me

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

I want your entry on billboards.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)

Yours is my favourite so far

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

*bottles*

I do like yours, yes. However, as the pics will be chosen to be sent out on their literature, I doubt a pile of poo will do it for them :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

It worked for the BNP

oh sorry, that was Nick Griffin

lolotics

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

Do you think it will be one with their logo helpfully already applied?

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)

haha yea I honestly can't see them using it. :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

I imagine other people may like to though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

haha calm down

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

Mr Toast, you have impressed me

this should be put on all bus shelters in innner city areas.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:27, archived)

~~so that it can get set on fire with the rest of the crap~~ because it's ace.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

It's really pleasing to see someone with your talent getting to actually use it for something like this.

*clicK*

I'd be very happy to see this in the paper

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

Fuck you with your fucking talent. Fuck.

(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)

*unlurks*

this is utterly brilliant, I think it would be highly effective and it would be a shame if it didn't win.

*relurks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)

this is true and bad, but good

*b3ta is acting the bollocks on me*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)

the message will seem a little less socialist if you win a brand new laptop with this picture :D

which you totally deserve to btw

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yeah you fucking coucil flat scum!

You don't understand MP's!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)

I like this,

being slightly critical, I'd say it isn't so much mocking politicians as it is providing a moral viewpoint, but nice work nonetheless fella.

'Top Draw' as they say :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)

There's also an erroneous apostrophe.

Or at least I think so - on " MP'S "

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)

apostrophes after initialisms are common enough that it could go either way

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

I suppose.

In other news, can anyone explain what the Google streetview car thinks it's doing?

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

about 116 m.p.h. by the looks of it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)

haha i wonder if it won

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

hahahahahahah

superb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

hahahaha

this and TGA's comment has just made cackle like a retarded witch riding a dildo broom in a room full of advertisement gurus

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

It's doing it in reverse according to this.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

Has anyone done a Naked Gun version of Street View yet?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

I had the google car up my arse on the way from work the other day

way to make me paranoid.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'm not doing them to win the compo, just trying to help out the actual campaign

B3ta's winner will hopefully be rude and naughty and a bit silly but still holding the point.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)

Hahaha

Despite comments implying a Mac is unusable, you seem determined to win the thing mate ;)

I got as far earlier in googling 'Parliament' as far as my efforts to the challenge, things may improve when I am not spending all my time staring with an inane smile at two fluffy lion cubs explore their new environment

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)

you swine!

*jealouses*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)

Come down and check them out mate

Without wanting to sound to pessimistic, there only about three hundred of them left in the wild, which I guess means their moment is up in the great time scale of things; whilst these additions to their gene pool has been critical, we are going to need a minor miracle to reintroduce them back into anything remotely resembling their former habitat, which is simply going to come into conflict with humans. So twilight's peak for this species :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:58, archived)

This sadfaces me greatly as it proves my life motto.

People are cunts :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

Tell me...

How do I steal your job?
~~steal~~ +get something similar to

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

I assume it's harder than turning up at a zoo with your own wellies and shovel.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

Well, I say assume. The first four attempts weren't taken so well.

The Safari park nearby has an injunction out against me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

Apparently breaking in and trying to make the marmosets perform a stage adapation of Oliver Twist DOESN'T count as using my initative..

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

When I witter on like this it's mainly due to my embarrassment of not having my question answered and trying to cover it up using a thin veil of crap humour.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

Rightyho, I'll just crawl off, curl into a ball and cry myself to sleep again.

~~Rightyho, I'll just crawl off, curl into a ball and cry myself to sleep again.~~
Oh an answer, yay!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)

The current head of the Bird section used to jump the fence into the zoo aged fifteen every weekend

because he loved the place so much. So when he later applied for a job, this was naturally noted; and he now, decades on, now runs a complete section

and when you speak with Mick regarding avians, the passion and enthusiasm simply is there to behold! No one one really works here for glory, just utter devotion to conservation, certainly not our saleries

It's quite nice :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)

Are any qualifications or experience useful?

It's something I might like to get into.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:16, archived)

email me

I need to sleep dude

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)

Excellent!

I can't decide which of yours I like the best.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:42, archived)

It's all well and good, and i hate the system as much as the next man.

But is a little campaigning really going to affect/change how it's worked for the last i don't know how long?

Nicely.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

YES

CHANGE

RADICAL CHANGE. ARE YOU CHANGING YET?

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

VOTE AGAINST CHANGE

HAVING LOTS OF ONE AND TWO PENCE COINS IS ANNOYING

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

I don't have any change because POLITICIANS KEEP STEALING IT

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Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

LOL

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

Worth a go, eh?

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)

Probably not, but we have to start somewhere.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)

more artistic than sitting around complaining all the time :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)

The only thing i've gained from this post is realising how many people have the ghost icon >:[

Time for a change methinks.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)

Well hundreds of people misread the end of my name as the german for ghost

So I deserve it.

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)

Hahahahhahahaha until you pointed it out i thought it was Zeltergeist.

But don't feel special, i though Mr Ons was Mrs Orns for ages.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)

Without sounding like someone who is on a downer on young people,

yes. It is. You haven't realy experienced the effect of governments as yet I assume, and nor should you have.

However, as the old maxim goes, from small acorns do great oak trees grow. No, you won't see a change overnight barring a miracle/catastrophe. However, by spreading the word, you can make a difference.

You for example could go away and talk to a few friends about it who get it, they could go and talk to a few friends who get it, etc, etc. The biggest problem that people have today, not just young people, old people are the same is the apathy and the acceptance of the Status Quo.

If it weren't for us just accepting it, there would be no Francis Rossi or Rick Parfitt.

Jokes aside, yeah, it might not work, but wouldn't it be better to fail trying to do something you believe in than to never even bother and bitch and moan about how things are?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:54, archived)

^this

Everyone was up in arms over the expenses malarky, but hardly anyone I know actually bothered to vote.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)

Fair point, i know fuck all anyway, just wanted to cram my two cents in.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)

Some of them have indeed been there and are still cunts

e.g. Michael Martin, ex Glasgow sheet metal worker, which is about as "there" as you can get, who was the speaker of the house of commons and implicated in the expenses scandal and resigned because of it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

indeed.

this is often the case, it seems.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)

again, amazing drawing skills

but the stereotypes are making me sick.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)

You're denying that some MPs have no experience

of the lives of some of their constituency?

That is all the point is, I don't see how the pictures are sickening.
I appreciate they are slightly cartoony to make the image more eyecatching, but if I used photo reference I would run the risk of the same errors the BNP leaflet made ;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 7:19, archived)

surely not

After all, MP's sometimes get voted out. Then they'd see what it's like to be p45'ed. Then they'd be better representatives.

Er....

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)

Beautiful..

.. as always.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)

Well done again.

Pertinent moral sentiment.

(Honestly, I can write complete sentences, with punctuation. I'm just working on being succinct and pithy.)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)

(Ollie Cromwell ...we'll keep the red rag lying here..., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)

nice username

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

I'll give him this; he's got great legs for it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)

remember morrissey loves you

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

Someone has to.

LOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

do ya like my tan?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

Deleter!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)

Is it coz I is fake tanned?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)

Hahahaha

nicely done

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

You're still a cunt.

/Refuses to let this go.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

at least this post is spam free

ALSO GORDON, THAT'S A SMASHING PAIR OF TIGHTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)

I am lost here.

Please tell....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)

Ok, you're a shit American Tv series.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

*starts Tarantino/Abrams row all over again*

YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPARE THEM!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

*Slips in the backdoor with a bag full of reason but doesn't tell anyone, again*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9635746

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elbow, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

Gordon had a change

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)

mindpiss? stock photo? coap?

(snitchell, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

SLAVELOLS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)

LMAO ROFFLECOPTER!!!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

I appologise

for what i have done to your arse

(snitchell, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

Sounds like a well practiced line to me ...

;)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)

Hmmmm, she must know him.

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)

She's my favourite politician....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

yes yes and fuck yes!

*clicks*

tj: who here sells there stuff on like t-shirts and stuff, other than redponceyarsefacesushi and whats the best site for it?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)

Options.

Cafepress is fairly good, or there's Spreadshirt which offers you more options such as printing with foils but whose products are thus more expensive...

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Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

i shall give them both a look. thank you my lovely.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

Leningrad is using this site now too

www.mysoti.com/mysoti/home

here are his shirts
www.mysoti.com/mysoti/designer/fangs/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

we need synth cat and freebase shirts!

also i want that motherfucker one! that is genius!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

that's mysoti.com not myshota.com by the way

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

easy mistake to make.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

I was going to suggest a site that I was pointed towards last night

which is fucking ace, but after that! You can go swivel ya cunt.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

Also, it's their you retard.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

this is so shit i dont know why i am even posting it oh well

Click for bigger (71 kb)

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

This isn't a picture of me, in a hat, fighting a dragon.

It is not even close.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

im sorry i disgust you

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)

Disappoint is the word I'd use.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)

BOOBIES!

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)

ladyboys

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)

Two, please.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

Looks naked enough for me,

I liked the pic before you said it was shit. Now I'm starting to resent it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)

i wish i had friends who would pose for me

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

Me too, I'll cut you a deal I'll model for you if you model for me...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)

deal XD

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)

OMG you've been a member for 23 days

I have that 23 thing from the film The Number 23...
*shits*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

in an hour it will say 24

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

fuck off.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)

You're about 2 bra sizes out

but it's pretty lifelike.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm just glad that Chinese Wizard has stopped following me.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

???

how would you know

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)

I think he was sharing his personal preference.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)

Nice one!

Is it you? ;) *FWAPS*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

its supposed to be

but its hard to draw nudes of yourself when you dont have a big mirror or someone to take photos

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)

I like your haircut in the left figure

I'm sure it's the same haircut on the right but it looks better on the left.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)

tbh thats more what i want my hair to look like

the first pic in my porfile is more what i look like atm

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)

You have no lips.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

lol

careful, you'll get well pedo'd

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)

Everyone's busy going through her old posts to try and find out how old she is and whether they should wank or delete their cache.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

It's probably Gilgamesh.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

haha

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)

nail; head.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

*buys a camera*

I'm there!

And where is there exactly?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)

erm Kent i guess

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)

WIN!

I'm in Kent! *stalks*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

>< pls dont stalk me

(guffbeak, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

LOOK OUT, HE'S A ROBOT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)

Fuck right I am!

Both a stabbing one, and a stalking one.

But Jill Dando already knows that....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)

hahaha

you cunt.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)

SHE HAD IT FUCKING COMING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

Don't post nudey pics of yourself then :P

I promise, I shan't stalk you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)

DOES EVERYONE LIVE IN KENT?!

Fucks sake.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)

Don't tell anyone,

but i don't actually live in Kent. However, I am a 10 minute walk from the London/Kent border and I was born in Kent, and made a robot in Kent. So that counts right?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)

You fucking Kent.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)

PARIS? I LIKE CRASSONTS!

/G.I. Joe blog

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)

Apologies for slight lack of mockery of politicians

But this is what's really wrong with the politics in the UK at the minute IMO, maybe they should go for this angle. We've got ten a penny people "mocking politicians" and their decisions, but they're all far too "cool" to go vote and change anything.

/rant ends here

(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

I like this

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)

I was gonna go with this angle,

but I got bored half way through....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)

So all you got was a straight line...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

Yeah, but then I realised that was an angle of 180 so I killed myself.

It was tragic really.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)

Then I though, hang on a minute,

it might be an angle of 360 degrees and brought myself back to life. Then I killed myself because regardless, it was an angle. And just to compound my misery I didn't know if the line was x or x/2.

That was tragic to an exponential degree.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)

You're going off on a tangent...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)

To put my picky head on for a moment

...most of the apathetic twunts out there can't spell apathetic, it should really say "Bovvered?" or "Give a fuck?" or something to get their attention.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)

I want to appeal to people who have some brains but are apathetic

Not the enormous amount of shit-for-brains tosspots. If they can't work out what apathy is, they don't deserve to vote.

(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)

RetarDEAD vector.

CFB (B=Blog)
Knocked it up pretty quick so doesn't look to professional, but I'm busy spending each night this week watching the Friday 13th film series. Number 4 tonight, which is supposed to be good! Anyone have any favourites in that series? Or even more weirdly, has anyone actually seen RetarDEAD or it's prequel MonsTURD?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

Very nice.

And no, no and no.

The only Zombie film I have ever seen is Shaun of the Dead I think.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

Titanic?

bash 'em, burn 'em, shoot 'em in the head

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

I know Leo's acting is pretty wooden at the best of times,

but I don't think he's a zombie.

Oh, I have seen Resident Evil too.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)

Oh dear.

That's probably why you never saw any more Zombie movies. Resi films are awful.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)

it's okay they are not really zombies it is a manufactured virus.

: D

I haven't seen the sequels yet but as a fan of the games I have enjoyed the first one a few times
you have to admit that spinning kick on the dog is pretty sweet
also: the licker

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)

he actually died of a drug overdose while researching the Basketball Diaries

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)

I've seen those and Severance, which is piss poor.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)

awwwww

I thought Severance was hilarious

Tim McInnerny and ultraviolence

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)

I want to see this now

www.imdb.com/title/tt1290417/

Jello Biafra?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

The tagline is win :D

"They're not so special anymore!"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

I almost didn't recognise Jello

He's chunked up a bit in his old age!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)

Watch out! He's gonna poop!

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)

heehee

he's got the giggles

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zozamaroo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

hahaha :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)

Bears a passing resemblance to Obama

That's right I PUNNED

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)

hahaha.....*rasps*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)

Multicoloured bullshit

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)

May aswell whore the old dancer out.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)

I'm as serious as cancer,

when I say that Darling is a Dancer!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)

dance

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

i bet i can guess whos body that is

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)

Shhhhhh!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)

well when were you gonna tell me you'd be posing for nudey shots?

AGAIN!

i thought we had an understanding, you gave up the modeling and i'd stop hanging around schools.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)

I tried man,

I tried.

EDIT: Woot! Us and Them on Planet Rock!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

haha

(needs sound) :) SFW
found that link lurking in my favourites

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zozamaroo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

slight (and quick) TJ

anyone have the Montreal TS font?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

will have a look...I have loads on an external hd

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)

cheers fella, I can't find it 'free' anywhere

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

over 2000 fonts and it's not one of em

I'll keep looking :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

hehe, cheers fella, no worries if not, appreciate your effort in looking :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)

You could use this and just screencap the phrase you need?

new.myfonts.com/search/Montreal/fonts/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

I've done that before many a time

sadly, it won't work for what I need it for - too much text over a big canvas

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)

Balls to you then ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)

hahaha, go break another limb

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)

how is it these days?

are you b3ta's own tesco value equivalent of the 6 million dollar man yet ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)

I most coitanly am!

You seen the pictures?

It's not been bad at all since I got the cast changed and they realised the wires were in the wrong position. However, my thumb has been really sore the last couple of days. If it persists I shall revisit those scoundrels at Paedoatrics, oops, sorry, I mean the hospital.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)

Are you saying that he talks bullshit,

or is he acknowledging the bullshit that comes out of the Government's collective mouth?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

a little of column A

A little of column B

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)

75, 50, 2, 3, 8, 7

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)

Fun.

Click for big fun.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)

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zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)

if only

and

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)

arf

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)

i admire the way

the target makes blears look more like a clown.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)

Hahhaha

*Click*

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)

Ha!

Nicely done Rapey!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

Alright mate, i haven't been round her much of late.

Photoshop was getting dusty.

edit: Argh i keep seeing seams haha, i may give it a touch up real quick.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)

Well good to have you back :)

Looking forward to starting the apprenticeship?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'm looking foward to rubbing it in the other kid's faces at college that i'm earning 7 times more than them.

Moving out in 2 weeks and getting a car. My wallet's due for a battering soonish.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)

Sweet!

Good on ya lad :D

Feel free to batter your wallet by buying my t-shirts ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)

I've missed so much! I'll chickidycheck them out as soon as i've stopped watching a current video.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)

Damn right you will ;)

*whores self unashamedly*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)

Stroke my dog?

... I think he just had one. *boom tish*

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

oh that's good

plus it's not monopoly/star wars related, extra bonus clicks

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

What a face.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

hahaha fukinell

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)

hahaha

needs more drooling on the floor :)

(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

Ohhhh

..yes

(gareth.adams, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)

The Big Ben rocket fires the GB parliamentarians into deep space on a mission to fuck up yet another planet

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)

Haha

I like to imagine that Big Ben contains the technology to terraform a planet.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)

it's the lizard queens escape ship

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)

To the gallows with you; calling it an escape shit!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)

lol typo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)

That should be an ESA Shuttle X-2010

... What ever happened to the ESA? I was supposed to be on Mars by 2010... feckers!

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)

HaHa............

*Clickage*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)

Charlie says....

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)

>.<

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)

Ouch :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)

TENTACLE SQUID RAPE!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)

The best kind :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)

OH MY GOD! YOU ETHAN HAWKE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)

No I'm not.

- YES YOU ARE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)

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