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# Blah
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# haha and sorry
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# LOL
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# and on that bombshell
goodnight
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# night
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# you improved it
beyond measure...
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# "Ve onlee let ze squirrels ziss size in to our Party!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Squo
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# The quo are shite....but he's ace! :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Whatever
you want...
Whatever
you like...
Whatever
you say...
You pay your money
You take your choice
and so on.........................
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# 3 chord wonders
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# repeat
and then rinse
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# 2 chords more than me
Qou are Quo and you know what you will get. The Mc Burger 3 Chord cheese and bacon bap. You hate yourself for doing it but you go back to the Quo a few times a year. I grew up with proper Quo I'm that old and they were a decent band until being cheesy and B3ta'd.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I've had a load of curry and gin
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I like curry
I am only now developing a taste for gin
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Suprise 16 ton weight
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# naaah you're boring
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# you could have put this in your original thread
as it's essentially the same joke
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yea....anyway
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# any Kyle bashing deserves its own thread, hell it deserves its own website!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# if you say so
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i do, infact ill say it again
*ahem* any Kyle bashing deserves its own thread, infact it deserves its own site!

i like my bitterness to shine through
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# pffftttt...

yay for crushingsz!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

Cameron has exactly the right face for a disapproving nanny :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# he's finally won
he's finally got the country

he's probably got a little white cat too

(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# that second comma in addition to the line break
made that very difficult to understand
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# It makes sense to me, someone.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I think he would make a fabulous Prime Minister
In an Emperor Ming type of way
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# surely you mean:
'faaaaaaahbulous!!!!'
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# "This Ming's a Psycho"
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Did someone vote for Brown too?
Blimey.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Yes, the people of Kirdcaldy and Cowdenbeath
That's how it works.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# No one voted for him to be left in charge though.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Well, his mates in the labour party did
*adds votes for change logo, adds post to compo*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# its just what everyone wants to do
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# have a wonky arm?
:)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with that arm?
It looks like something ET shat out
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# He's so big, you know.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Gently push Jeremy Kyle in the face with a glowing, wonky spindle-arm?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ...you are prolific
I'll give you that
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# thank you
I think
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Ummmm... you could get a job?
Then you'd only know of this mans existence through the dolebums who have nothing better to do than watch daytime council telly. (This is Jeremy Kyle.. I think?)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# I work at home a lot
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# you work?
I thought you were one of the summer school holiday ones
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# yeah Im stuck in IT
when its slow its slow
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# he's so full of shite
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# What's that Mother?....but they're my friends
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# that gives me the fear
:)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# a creak in your floorboards...the fear of something behind you when walking home......that's him
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# give me norman bates over that psycho any day
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# yea he's a creepy cunt, cheers for the comment
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i have no idea why it hasn't had any more
(ah, good ol' jahled)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# because b3ta's full of people who hit and run post

or they think I'm a cunt..
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I'm scared to say anything really bad about him
how does someone get sacked multiple times and then come back in and have fun time meetings with fucking ..well

fuck

that's all that can be said.

fuck. we're doomed, where's catnippp when you need him
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# This ^^
And nice pic.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Nicely!
And most hideously sinister
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY
B3TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I saw that porno
I'd give it 3 out of 5 donks
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# \o/ It's Mictoboy
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hello you
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha RUN AWAY!! :)

great film though
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# fechez la vache!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# french surrender monkeys!!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# go away
or ah shall taunt you a seconde tahm
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Try again, in the right place this time:
haha!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Arf
that's actually pretty fucking woo
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# but,,, but... where's Wolverine???
He could have saved them ALL
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# T-shirt worth?

(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Aren't you a clever then
Very nice
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# omg illuminati!
*runs like fuck*

*flies in helicopter*

*survives thanks to bit of material*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# *fnord*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# what does it say?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Sixtuning obviously :P
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# aha
i didn't see the 'x'
i was trying to read it as 'sunshine'
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# The x
was a bitch. But this is not the place to discuss personal issues.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# badonk-a-donk
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# nice
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# seventy seven is better
u get 8 more
oh LOLOLOL!!1!!

very cool, by the way!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# 40,030th post....
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Congratulations you big chicken
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You say chicken,
I say nice to anyone who would see it :P
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Whoop!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# no need to
get too excited.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :D
Hey fella! Sorry I never got in touch with you about the Welling game in the end. Time got away with me :(

Were you there on Saturday? I'll give you a shout next time I get a ticket....
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# No worries! It's all good.
I've got a season ticket in the north stand so I'm there all the time. Leyton Orient on Tuesday too! :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# 40,030th post op
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] because none of youz lots are posting
have this
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# My God! It's full of stars!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# IT'S A BLAAAAADY ALIEN WAAAARDRAAAAAAAAABE, INNIT
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# No scat this time? ;)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# no more scat I promise
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah, whatever ;p
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# scat time!
joo ba waaa wa da doboo baa di tah yaaaaaa
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I'M A SCATMAN!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# *open window*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# You can see gandalf, what next >
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# >WAVE TO GANDALF
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Gandalf waves a huge erection back. What next >
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# >fuck that bitch
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Spoken to Wowow yet?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Technically yes, I guess
I didn't get a response though

*sadfaces*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# No no, post whatever you want. Rules don't apply to you.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
#
stars scatporn
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Ha.
The bastard will never live it down ;)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# because I dont feel like a big enough cunt already XD
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Still, you won't do it again now will ya ;)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# no more drunken posting
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# "My God! It's full of stars"...Sub Club 1991...wasted and lost in Glasgow :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# did someone say
Dawn of Man playtpi?

CFB
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha!
.
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# TOPLESS WOMAN HOLDING A COCK

totally NSFW
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# *fwaps*
this gets a click
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahahah you fiend
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Sorry

(I don't even know if the words sound alike enough for this pun)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ha.
Now for supplicant....
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# channel the simpsons
oh yes
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Quoi?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# you didn't see that episode?
oh well :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I may have done.
I am shit at remembering telly programs.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# IT'S THE ONE WITH HOMER YOU TWAT
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# and, incase any brain eaters turn up
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# out of all the b3ta posters whose images I steal and then change the colour slightly
I think I steal your images most of all!

yay!

:D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hooray!!
:)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# he's gone off!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# it's still good enough for lidl!
:D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# "Sell-by" is just a suggestion, kind of like a serving suggestion.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# serving suggestions get me excited
some of them are strange.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Blancmange;
Serving Suggestion: Serve on a bed of lettuce and top with shredded wheat.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Over here, even if they just show something poured into a bowl
they usually say "serving suggestion", I guess so that they don't get people calling and saying "where's my fucking bowl you retards".
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# honestly man, some of them are fucking whack
completely fucking whack
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *slaps Polish label onto it*


it's a delicacy
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Mr Sheen?
LOLS!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And thank you1
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Oh yes!
She was a bit shaggable in that

Woo
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha, nice one
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# haha nice one
enhance

edit: gah, mind piss
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# ding! the thread is killed!
edit: I was going to make an amusing edit of this picture

but because paint.net is unfuckingusable I can't

so imagine I did it, and it was funny

HAHAHA :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# i was seriously thinking of leaving
but some of the cool people sent me messages - thx all x
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Are the cool people all male?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Have I missed something?
Have you been pestered for being a girl by /talk?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# just one /talker
he sent me some weird messages accusing me of pretending to be them
i asked about on /talk but everyone said he had left
andyway all very confusing

although i did face up to them on /talk
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Fair enough.
LOLINTERNETS!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# christ youre odd
odd and tedious
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Are we missing something here?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# stop missing things Redsushi, goddamn
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# *tries to catch a ball*
*drops it* :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# sorry i guess
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# fuck orf
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# what did i do to you?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Cat fight
Seen it before, will see it again
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# nobody should leave, everyone should stay
when tits left we were all sad

and then people had to draw cat animations because they were getting withdrawl symptoms from him going

it was sad :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Why did he leave?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# didn't fit in with the fp clique and flounced
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# O Rly?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I don't think he went by air, I think he just left
:(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# oh my
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# quite
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# are you being serious or joking
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# search for his last posts, man
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# No can find :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# you're a mong then
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Oh, I apologise for not knowing he changed his name to Faceburgler :P
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# you're no tits fan
no tits fan at all
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# NO THAT'S NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# this is the first step towards communism
I hope you are happy!

why do you hate america?

*wraps himself in the flag and cries*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I hate America because it sounds like
Fish Roe.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# fair enough
throws the flag in a ditch

lol!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ROLFIES!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# You're quite amusing tonight
What have you taken?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Why you so sarcastic and always hating on me dawg? :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# You know I like it when you call me Dawg
;)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Hell yeah dawg!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# That's fucking tragic, I loved his pics.
The FP's great but it's definitely not worth ruining your enjoyment of the site over.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# To be honest with you.
getting on the popular page makes me super chuffed in itself.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# i dont' think i've ever been on the popular page
but i'd be well chuffed if i were. i may have been. i don't know. chiefly because i rarely check it and i never see the front page.

maybe i'd care more if i were more likely to be on it but.... nah.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# haha
he left to find fame and fortune
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I imagine him walking towards london with a little spotty bag on the end of a stick
while a cat skurries around him and onto various objects they pass at high speed

:)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I must watch this again
By again, I mean for the first time
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Freebase Iron Man LOLS!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Oh wow!
There is a Friends episode on right now that I have NEVER SEEN!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Impossible
Do you not have E4 or something?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I do.
I am watching it right now.

Oh, hang on. I have seen it :( Just not the first 5 minutes :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# haha, that happens to me every morning
with the news
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# LOLS!
Turns out after all that I haven't seen it. I had just seen 5 minutes of it.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# you know
I've just had a thought

take random scenes from friends and make whole new episodes out of it

the people watching it will have no idea
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ha!
That would be cool :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
In my defence though, unlike most people, I do actually tend to be on all the time. Hang on, that isn't any better....
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# just busting your balls, my friend
I haven't been on the "quotable" list for years now.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Whatever bitchtits!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
To be fair though, I think the rest are just lagging behind these past few weeks. I know I have.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# This also.
Compared to normal posting, 800 isn't really a stupendous amount.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I've had weeks with over 1,000 posts
But that's not to say that you're a filthy posting whore and you need to stop it right now.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# *stops*
Damn! That's one more :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# oh, and fuck, happy b3taday :-P
i suppose i could look the other way on your postwhoring... today... ;-)

edit: also, speaking of which, you are dangerously close to your 40000th post
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Cheers Muuy.
I know, nothing happening for it though. No siree!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# i demand near-nude pics!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# cunt
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I find my job keeps getting in the way of b3ta
though at work b3ta has mysteriously been unblocked by Bernard, meaning I can actually see everything again hosted onsite

I sent my boss Happy Toast's FP Rabbit only to receive a very long lecture about utilizing time management, at the end of which she sent me off to the lio ncub enclosure; now Lucifer has been let in to 'bond with his kids'
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Lio ncubs LOL!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Tell her you're doing valuable research work
;)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha woo, #24 baby yeah!
what other secret b3ta pages are there? Someone linked me to a games page not so long ago, although there doesn't appear to be a link to either of these.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha
yeah, I know about that one. First thing I remember about b3ta is female or shemale. There's some weird multiplayer thing too though, the only thing I remember being it had robtoo in the address I think. Things like that, and the board stats though appear to be carefully guarded secrets.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# You're supposed to donate to gain access to them
Try this one

b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best

I hope there's something there for you
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# oh right
didn't know that. Thanks, I know about the search thing though, although I suspect it was around for a while before I found it. The order of some of them seem really odd compared to where they finish in compos though, like pictures which by where they finished obviously got at least one click finishing below things that really cant have been clicked.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Buffy's swearing keyboard remains a solid classic

(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# i want to eat your f**king guts!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Tuck in man, tuck in.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Sorry I'm too stupid
but who is this meme?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# His name is Freebase.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Who is he/it?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Some dude someone found a pic of on some photo website.
He is a mad skillz rower.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Here's t'original
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# ha!
thanks! :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# AAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAA
i have never seen the original before, thanks!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# HIS NAME IS FREEEBAAAASE
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Happy Candleday Whoop Whoop
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Cheers Zelty.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# It's mine soon
You should all get me gifts because I was not around for my first.

Well actually that's not a reason at all, that's just a fact with 'because' in front of it.

But still do.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Whatever.
This is my 6th and I've never had any b3taday presents :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# and here I thought he only arose after midnight....
so I put him in the back seat.

(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It's after 5:30 on a Friday, so normal rules do not apply.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Steampunkesque ring i made today


this is the first thing ive made thats not been on photoshop since school 15 years ago. it looks a lot shinier and nicer in real life :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# It's for opening TINS.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# CANS MAN! CANS!
*americans in the facebox*
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# DON'T AUSMERICA MY STORAGE CYLINDERS.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# BUTTERFLIES ARE INVADING MY AIR DUCTS AGAIN MAN! FUCKING SHITTY BUTTERFLIES!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ALERT FACTORY.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# FACTORY ALERTED
INSPECTORS AT READY WITH BOARDS OF CLIP
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ooooh! Spider update!
The spider who has been living in my window has still not moved since Sunday!

Have a picture of him:

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/spiderspiderspider.jpg
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# 4/10
Not a good picture.

Needs more focus
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Yeah, probably, but what are you gonna do about it hippy?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# nothing apart from write abusive things towards you
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# That hurts man, that hurts :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Not broken any more parts recently?
I found a lego technic forklift truck in my clearout today. It still works
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Nope.
Also, I don't like Lego technic :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# It's pneumatic
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# My name isn't Matt,
and I don't care that it's new :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# It's not new
It's really old
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Alright Miss Frosty Knickers!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# oh shut it MIKEY
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Knickers>You>Frosty
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I am shocked and appalled
Edit: Since when has b3ta allowed us to post without a message body?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I apologise for not having 20 Macro lenses like you :P
EDIT: Erm, like forever :P
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# But without having to type the blank code?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Aye.
As long as there is something in the subject line, yeah.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# For years you had to put in <a href=""></a>
Or perhaps i've just missed something in six and half years
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I don't remember it being that way to be honest.
However, you do have to put in uncompleted code to get a blank post like below:
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# space
space

LUCKY I KNOW THIS CODE.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# You are cr3. LOLS!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Recently the code was changed to allow no message, but until then a single space would've allowed you to post.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# +2 to giant mechanized arachnid control systems skill
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# this will tangle in the pubes...
...for sure!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# i didnt think this through did i :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Very nice.
Also, I am still so orgasmified by your username. I must get some more Rankin books.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Wankin' books lolololol.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# LAcist!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Yes, that's right. You're discriminatory against LA!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# This one time I LA but I had to stop due to catastrophic.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Did I ever tell you about the time I Fresno with Lio ncub?
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Haha! You're always and you never stop doing!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I no rite?
I am gonna to get (goig) blind!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# that is a very good idea chief
also happy candlemas
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Thank You :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# get it gold/silver plated! :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Did I ever tell you about the time I once accidentally gold plated my penis?
Well, when I say gold plated my penis, I actually mean dropped an After Eight mint on the floor without it's wrapper on.

I probably haven't told you it before thinking about it, it's a shit story :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I have never goldplated my penis

I have, however, goldplated the penii of several other men.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Phwoar!
Now that sounds like a sexy tale....
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# It was during a very honourable fight

(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOLD...oh that one eesh a keeeeper!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Awesome job!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# thankya
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Geared for success !
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# and how!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# CORS!
COGS!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# GO REBELS!...

(i know it's bindun,...just wanted to do my own)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I like it
They should have done that in the films
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# They did with the expanded universe:
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# That image really shows the nazi theme Lucas was on when coming up with the empire

Also, I am re-reading Asimov's Foundation. It's better than I remembered, but then again I first read it in Dutch, wich was mediocre at best.
A lot of ideas from that book ended up in the Starwars universe.

Hello sir!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Nings mate
it actually directly contradicts a lot of expanded universe stuff, such as TIE fighter pilots never becoming attached to particular craft, but I guess i'm now typing off into nerdville
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Heheh, try me
;)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# on the back does it have a little sign?
"HOW IS MY REBELING PHONE 084545454545454594959284958240500022"
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
# no...it says:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE! (4 thrust engines back there)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# THRUTS! FEEL THE THRUSSET
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Cool . . . it needs no cause !
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)

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