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#
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Nice seamsmanship
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Seams good
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:26, archived)
# seams ahoy!

(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:30, archived)
# MARZ HAS WATERX?
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:37, archived)
# PON MY STEED
 
FUCKING YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:16, archived)
#

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:43, archived)
# DON'T DO IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:24, archived)
# DON'T GO THERE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)
# The death of the crt
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:27, archived)
# crt in wooz
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# GUYS ALANIS HAS AGREED TO APPEAR IN SOME SPOON ADS FOR US

IT'S TIME TO GET PAST THE ZACH BRAFF DEBACLE, AND ANYWAY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I WAS UNLOADING THE DISHWASHER IN THE NUDE AND I SLIPPED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:58, archived)
# A COMMON MISHAP
NOT NECESSARILY A DEALBREAKER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I SLIPPED ON ZACH BRAFF
:((((
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)
# spoons are so 2008
miniature ladles are what everyone uses now.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:04, archived)
# NO SO GOOD FOR SOUP
IRONICALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# i went to use the photobooth today
£4. 4 pounds to use a fucking photobooth. how about that. 4 pounds. and it wasnt even one of the good ones from the past that take 4 photos. it's one of those digital ones that takes one photo and prints it 4 times. anyone have any thoughts on that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)
# I hope you did a shit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:37, archived)
# best 4 pounds i've ever spent
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:49, archived)
# yeah but you only get one piece of paper and it's all glossy.
 
and for some reason it has a picture of you on it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:54, archived)
# i bet they store a copy of every picture taken
so the photobooth engineers can laugh at them
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:57, archived)
# They forgot to put a hole in the seat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:10, archived)
# I blame Scarlett Johansson
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:06, archived)
# optics. fig. 1
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:17, archived)
# The spoons are watching us
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
# SPOOOOOOOOOON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:11, archived)
# MY RELIGION DOESN'T PERMIT ME TO USE SPOONS. ALSO, I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT SOUP DOES NOT EXIST
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:08, archived)
# What are your religion's views regarding sporks?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I think we are going to have to do an MRI
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:34, archived)
# I'M, LIKE, A BIRD
Can't sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:35, archived)
# All you young punks with your fucking shitty magnets.
Mutagenic X-rays not good enough anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:37, archived)
# START THE MACHINE
 


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:55, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:00, archived)
# YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH....
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:11, archived)
# *METH DOG APPROVED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:42, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIyPrMdRabM
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:45, archived)
# In my expansion of your design I have tried to remain true to the ethos and logos of your original conceptualization

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:46, archived)
# WE ARE WASHING OUR HAIR!
 
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:56, archived)
# well I don't see what is so funny
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:32, archived)
# COME ON JUMP IN MY CAR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 6:44, archived)
# AIN'T ONE OF YOU PUNKS GONNA STEP TO THIS HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 7:51, archived)
# hey sexy hitler.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS
Sorry it's a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:45, archived)
# that jesse owens can sure move
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# LIBERIANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:51, archived)
# Look what the neighbourhood cat just brought me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# OMG that fucking thing is as dense as a black hole!
It cracked your tile
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:58, archived)
# Hahaha
It shits dark matter
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:17, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:25, archived)
# OMG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB8oEbneRm4
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:18, archived)
# \0/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-KACyK50sY
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:22, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhahh shit
I guess I had managed to repress any memory of White Lion

TIL NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:37, archived)
# FP material
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:56, archived)
# You're too kind
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# im pretty sure that bolt is literally faster than light itself
but i think not yesterday, but the day before, he was just running away from that guy with GAY written on his shirt. Homophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# clever
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
# Fuck, that's clever.
Superb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:24, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:31, archived)
# Ohhhh, what a cheater!
When he pissed in the cup after the race it likely melted into a clump and glowed for hours later.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:28, archived)
# He's been mainlining polonium 210
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:32, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Icons come to those who donate.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:43, archived)
# Phwoar
I'll give her 10000 spoons
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:46, archived)
# Courtney Cox.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:55, archived)
# 0.o .,(?)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9645920
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# = ()
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:13, archived)
# @=(|) .,o(quack!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:16, archived)
# : }
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Woobly woo arf.

Just a messy sketch/test of one of your ways.
I'll practice at it and see if I can dial it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 5:26, archived)
# i was bored at work THEN THIS HAPPENED!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Why do people often forget of Domo?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# ahhhh
the lesser spotted horned domo - berry nice. Berry rare
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# this is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# haha
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# DOMOKUN YOU BROWN FURRY CAT-EATING FUCK
oh wait, that was ALF.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I've spent the last three hours trying to watch "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau
I'm about halfway through
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:05, archived)
# im assuming that
the room is not 6 hours long, but just increadably difficult to watch. Or do you keep running out of plastic spoons and having to nip to the shop and such? (excuse my terrible english - im scottish)
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:13, archived)
# is it as bad as they say it is
is it entertaining.

please describe the movie in 20 words or less
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# ok here goes
"Man with funny accent cannot express his emotions convincingly. Other actors came along for the ride."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:22, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DID YOU TAKE DANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# DO YOU UNDERSTENN LIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# yeah, from the small youtube clips,
...I gathered his accent as somewhere between the bad guys from Die Hard & Steve Martin's 'two wild and crazy guys' Saturday Night Live skit with Dan Akroyd ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9SaKYFR6ms )
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# #
 
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEXY MATLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I've set it to update every 12 hours
and queued up enough pictures to give me a 14 day buffer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# ahhahhahh that is pretty sweet
 
I should find out more about tumblr and t
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# * * * * *
I give it five stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# it is beyond "so bad it's good"
it is beyond "so 'so bad it's good' it's bad"

it is pushing the boundaries of '"so "so 'so bad it's good' it's bad" it's good"' that it starts to become bad again for a quadruple irony bonus
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Dayum.
So in actuality it's just plain bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# yes but with a quadruple irony multiplier
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:10, archived)
# so it's like rain, on your running day?
...or like a free ride, when you already paid?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:13, archived)
# it's more like having an egg beater forcibly inserted in your colon and being pushed into an MRI.
 
which, coincidentally, is precisely how Alanis Morisette died.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# goodnight sweet princess
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:20, archived)
# jagged little bowel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:24, archived)
# dude has stubble
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# kill me in the face
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:28, archived)
# I BEG TO DIFFER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# ROST ON POACE, OLONOS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# WIV DA ANGLES, EH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# he's been up for 3 days watching it over and over
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:43, archived)
# DOPPELGÄNGER
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# that double diana is deeply disconcerting
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# everybody wang chung tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# LAHHLAHHLAHHLAHHLAHHLAHH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# EMILIOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# haha
seamtastic
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# HOOHOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# :D
In my dreams... so beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Id cards were just the start of it....


Like a lady of the night, quick, dirty and probably bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# i like this
partly because it's well done, but mostly because lord of the rings kicks several varieties of arse.
time for bed, nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# it's probably too geeky for anywhere
apart from here!

Night
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# evil clown says goodnight, little children
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# I just sent someone a text which left me with £6.66 credit. And now this. Thanks.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090817052256AAPrxhA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# hahaha!
*shines laser pen*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# i've 'ad 'im
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# you've had everyone
you dirty clownfucker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# That
is basically me.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)
# evenin'
(cjvaughan cats, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# SO HAPPY!
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# muff head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Hallo thar!
I finally bothered to paint this. It's been floating round my head for days.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# panda is looking far too cheerful
for a creature that never gets laid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# whaddyamean?!?
i've 'ad 'im
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# exactly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# whyayeoughtta....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# you ougtta
but you can't manage it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# giggidy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# is this the pandering ive heard about?
(guffbeak, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# no
my type of pandering eventually leads to sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# This gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Thanks!
You just made my day.

Have a jaffa cake, unless you're one of those weirdos who think they're biscuits.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# CAYKE!!!
Nice style, and picture.

Do more stuff with pandas. Preferably red ones.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# :D
the panda looks drunk as hell
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:07, archived)
# he is
that's why he's phoning the snail chatline
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# half a panda.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# How about...
One and a half?
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Egad!
You'll have me dig up every drawing of a panda I've ever done!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:26, archived)
# DO EEETT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)
# No.
I should really go to bed, unfortunately the internet won't let me as per usual.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# your panda math amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)
# now add Charlie Sheen
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:32, archived)
# BY YOUR COMMAND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Top shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:28, archived)
# SHELLPHONE
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# There should be an "I bloody love this" button
because I bloody love this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# They are on drugs, I tell you.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# fecking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] They sleep under your bed in your caravan.... you know?


Insert YouTube link here .............

Catnippp we miss you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:21, archived)
# You miss catnipppp?
You must be the illuminati then! You like his distractions!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I just miss decent Trolls
*injects mercury into redsushi's neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# My understanding is that a really good troll
has no 'real' position on anything, they shift with the circumstances for maximum effect. I think Catnippp actually really believed what he said, which personally I find even more worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Have it you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Arghh My name is also on zee list now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Fuck you ya bastard :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# .... Don't tell them your name Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# pinhead banana in cape shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I er... did that for you....
on account of my knowledge of how you like capes... and er bananas... and um, shocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i like capes and shocks
but bananas can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# COOL
(guffbeak, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# :))
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Oh Christ no!
.... needs more Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# ahh
oooh ahh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll stick my effort here

And quietly disappear back to working on my secret project.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:31, archived)
# *clicks*
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Katona over drug story
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You're supposed to stop using the cotton buds when you feel resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Mums sacked from iceland
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# and Mum walked straight into a new job!
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Whore is an Alien! Beware!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# ice ice baby


cue: kerry katona- my cocaine addiction MTV special
cue: kerry katona -my dvd about my cocaine addiction
cue: kerry katona -making of my cocaine addiction
cue: kerry katona -documentary about a documentary about my cocaine etc
you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] queues for cash scandal


Click for bigger (82 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Kneel before your new leader!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Do you have any idea how RACIST this post is?
You make me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# wtf?
it's clownist...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Racism makes me cry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# It's a play on the joker thing
racism didn't enter my mind at all - sorry you see it that way.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Why would a black person use fake tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# people see what they want to see
i wouldnt loose sleep over it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# don't worry
i won't. :)

*attends diversity training*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# bleurrghh
:-O @@
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Oh I hope you're proud of making
racism acceptable!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i was just making a sick face
:( racism
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Oh k!
Racism makes me sick too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new clowny overlords.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Yeehah!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# You're such a JERK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Aw shucks, you got me.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# JERK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Somebody went overboard on the Bob Martin tablets
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Made me laugh :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Fecking CDC's get everywhere!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# so is sam coming to the sex party?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I doubt it.
He aint got the balls
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# so you want me to bring the chicken dippers?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:15, archived)
# If you don't want to, don't.
but you won't be let in without them. Also the beers and ciders,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Gin and Vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# you're so kind to me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Oh,
and don't forget the rape :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# what sort of rape?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What this sexy thing said^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Don't involve me in your love games, bro!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Don't GET involved then!
Unless you're down for some hardcore bromance!

HARDCORE!

BROMANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
# NOT DOWN. AT ALL.
A little.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Please visit Sam!
You were so pretty when you were 17!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha. I'm onle 17 n a half :]
xoxoxo
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# LOLZ!
XOXOXOXOOXXO

I love you more than I love Amy, Sam.

How do you manage to be so secksi?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# :( cunt
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I'm not being funny Amy,
but have you seen how gorgeous he was when he was 17?

Please post the pic Sam!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I'm a pretty Ttssattsr.
b3ta.com/search/posts/60049?q=17
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Fuck yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# >:C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I hope you're talking about Clansoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:32, archived)
# no, i ment you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Considering I know nothing of the plan at all and have only £5 to my name, I'll probably have to sit this one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# See, you aint got the balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# If you're less of a jerk, I'll see if I can borrow £20 off a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# You're the jerk sam :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I'm sorry I broke your heart :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# You're not sorry at all.
I actually started crying then!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# The funny thing is, I actually did :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# oh michael!
what am i going to do with you? silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Cradle me whilst we watch James Bond films.
THATS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# and derek and clive
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Hey, my brother's name is Sam
Wouldn't it be amusing if it turned out we were brothers all along.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:47, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I can only imagine that it'd be RAD.
RAD GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# White outlines?
Non-magenta?

What is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Is this the first racist CDC?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Lavender dick in the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Well...
It is in Canada you know!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Erm.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Ooooooo.......
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# WHICH WAY DID THEY GO? WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yes, yes and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# this ought to be more famous than the original.
excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# yeah I fixed their photo for them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# This is many forms of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# its the same colour as my underpants
but then you knew that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Crunchy-yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# all in the bunker

:-#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# It may as well be green and non-cock shaped


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# like so
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Ground Squirrel, You're So Big!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Fritzl - (The Musical)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# good lord!
one-way ticket to hull :) woo
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Tea on monitor moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Ok, send us the bill
(sorry)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# haha
Topicl.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dear God :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Da... dum.... da.... dum.... da dum da dum dadumdadumdadum
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# You've started tagging D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I made the mistake of not even giving the sun something to crop off
Never again
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Did they use one of your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# They did
Here
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Aye
the Nuts and Zoo crowd had a bunch from here, some of mine included. It's theft, plain and simple.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Why the hell
do they keep getting away with it? Do they just sit around waiting for class action lawsuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# A few have managed to get money from it haven't they? Notably TGA.
Though I think that was in print, not just online.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Mebbeh
But I suspect that's a case of theft THEN payout if they get caught. So in that regard, tabloids are like MP's...
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# What happened was
they started off just taking them and printing them, a bunch of people here complained loudly and often, and they changed their practices slightly, emailing and asking for permission and eventually offering a small payment in some cases.
Personally all I wanted was to be asked so that I could refuse, which is exactly what happened. I didn't want my pics in their shitty publications, paid for or not, and I was definitely not the only person who felt that way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Partly it's because most of you lot don't know what to do when your stuff is stolen
I armed Archie with a document that doesn't require rocket science to figure out, it seems he has utilized to maximum effect

www.bapla.org

Or email me if you want their current pricing trends document, including what to claim for if your work has been used by these wankers without your permission
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I will remember this...
For when Im actually good at something. You reckon its gonna be relevant in 2057?
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I was on youtube yesterday looking at videos of the prehistorical megalodon, when I glanced at the comments

Christ Youtube comments is the preserve of all the most retarded people inhabiting the internet!

Some twat replied "Fake!" to the Nigel Marvin drama/documentary about the Megalodon, at which point my head descended into my hands in despair
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Haha
YouTube comments are probably one of the most concentrated forms of idiocy there is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# It's beyond lunacy
It's like a playground of deranged primary school children mindlessly banging away on 'their' mobile phones and posting in unison, with all the gibberish and intelligence of a challenged headcase starved of it's medication for a week

I had a message from some prat informing me 'how could I not expect him to be offended by me calling him an arsehole' when I replied to some inane remark it made concerning megalodons still being around, to which I pointed out they have been extinct for about twelve million years
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You should read the 1 star reviews from amazon....

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/reviews.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# TOO NAUTICAL FOR ME, MICHAEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# By a mile.
mile Knot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# NAUTICAL MILE YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Fuck off you prick.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Haha
"Too nautical for me"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I like the way you think boy
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha ^^
Genuine tears
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# My favourite was on This is Spinal Tap:
"If you're gonna make such an excellent documentary, why make it about about a band that nobody has ever heard of?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha
Yes, slightly grim
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I liked the graduate one too.
Purely for him saying at the end of his review that a simpsons ending reminded him of it.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# He's right about The Smiths though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# "We're gonna need a bigger basket"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# SPRITZENKLASSE!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Marvellous! Congrats...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:26, archived)
# It's been a while..
(manhunter, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# GC permitted?
This isn't mine, but it always makes me chuckle.

(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Have this repost then.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha, have an old one of mine ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:06, archived)

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