The compound is called Arsole. Just eff-why-eye.Chemistry : dispensed!
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:31,
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those thumbs can't be real
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:41,
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i'll put this good but poorly executed thing here if'n you don't mind
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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There's genuine pause on their faces.... looks like a thrilling game.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:50,
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Haha, the suspense is killing them
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:56,
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Gordon Brown in leather.Not a nice thought in the morning. I was about to have lunch and all!
(
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:37,
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hahahavery good!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:51,
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Adorable!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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This one can'tit's a chumpdog
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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Hahahahhahaha!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:10,
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Hooray for small bundles of love!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:07,
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aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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Sniff sniff....
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:56,
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We've had swine flu!Not very nice, especially when little Mole developed a rash all over his face and body! FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
All better now.
:D
(All better now.
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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Aaargh...BURN IT!
ps: nicely done! ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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Terrifying!Really, really terrifying! I won't sleep tonight!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:04,
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the nose knows.
woo!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:23,
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I imagine that that thing really smells . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP"){kind=small}
On second thought, let's not have a Parliament. It is a silly place.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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Hahahaha! I'm invincible!Ning all.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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:DSilly indeed.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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we got utterly pumped by arsenalit was highly embarrassing.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:12,
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I shall ask you only once little girl !
On Vagabond's request!
Q4nobody,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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hahahahahaha fuck!*click*
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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Hahahahahhaahhahahahahh! *click!* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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What a bastard!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:00,
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YAY!*wins*
The girl is SOOOO looking forward to opening those valves!
EDIT: Am I the only one who reads that in their head in a (relatively) innocent fashion?
(The girl is SOOOO looking forward to opening those valves!
EDIT: Am I the only one who reads that in their head in a (relatively) innocent fashion?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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ahhhhhhahhhahhhahhhI like this too too much
I should probably be on some kind of register or something
(I should probably be on some kind of register or something
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:21,
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hahahahahahaha ace!!for this, you receive flowers!
(
c_kick or, as some people call him,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:19,
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OH HAI
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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"oh chow yun fat... wait..." Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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Hallo Ninj!!!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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That bloody monkeyViz recently did an article about how he's finally managed to finish a sentence.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:20,
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stmGood to see there busy
( PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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the man has a ? in his surname?what a strange man.
( mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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well I was trying to be polite... :P mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:55,
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"...the question mark distinguishes him from Robert Smith, lead singer of rock band The Cure."strange indeed...
Reminds me of something Tom Lehrer said:
"I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know who's name was Henry, only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was he spelt it H E N 3 R Y"
(Reminds me of something Tom Lehrer said:
"I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know who's name was Henry, only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was he spelt it H E N 3 R Y"
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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Good to see they're busy
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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I don't see how they can spread beyond their original numbers.Zombies want to feed, right? So if someone was attacked by someone, either they get eaten beyond the point of being able to come back as a zombie, OR, they kill the zombie before or after being bitten.
The only way of it spreading would be with hit and run zombies, who give you a nibble, then run away.
(The only way of it spreading would be with hit and run zombies, who give you a nibble, then run away.
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:14,
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What do you think ?...that cat's should rule the world?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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They already doFat cats rule the world! Did you know 'Blofeld' was the cat?
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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*votes for this*Hello sir. Howdo?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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i like the picture and the slogan so i've *clicked*but not voting is apathy, not an informed position.
If you don't want to vote for anyone you don't agree with spoil your ballot instead.
(If you don't want to vote for anyone you don't agree with spoil your ballot instead.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Sometimes I'm nearing the zone that I think voting is a bit of keeping the plebs happyand huge lobby's fix it every time.
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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Running the country is what the civil service is for.Politicians are there to act as scapegoats. I still vote though, because it gets me out of the house.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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true enoughbut if you don't at least make an effort to make the change you can, then you're tacitly letting it happen.
but now, TITS!
(but now, TITS!
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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I love this so muchAnd Yorkshire is improved so hugely bu the addition of a nipple!
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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Leeds - The Nipple of The North=D
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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I would vote for that! and do some lobbying myself
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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thisis the fundamental reason we need some form of PR, FPTP means the parties are primarily required to appeal to fairly right wing voters in the home counties, everyone else is largely ignored.
Cunts who drive Ford Focus and think those foreigners nick all our jobs, basically.
(Cunts who drive Ford Focus and think those foreigners nick all our jobs, basically.
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:30,
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Proportional Representationmeans an end to having a local representative on national issues. There is no possible form of PR that would allow for that.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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How about Alternative Vote?that's the one the Jenkins report recomended, seemed to make sense.
(although technically it's not PR, but makes more sense than the FPTP)
((although technically it's not PR, but makes more sense than the FPTP)
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:41,
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That's just an unnecessarily complicated version of Instant-Runoff votingand would still produce exactly the same results as the current system.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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seemed pretty straightforward to meand I think it'll change some results. Even if it doesn't, the winning candidate has to get to 50%, which gives them more legitimacy.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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Or could just lead to anarchySince it's very rare for anyone to ever got more than 50% of the vote. We'd just end up with coalition governments, which have less legitimacy.
But you still haven't justified why you believe that FPTP makes parties right wing - surely it just makes them appeal to the majority, who happen to be a bit right wing on some issues anyway. That's just democracy in action.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:51,
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But you still haven't justified why you believe that FPTP makes parties right wing - surely it just makes them appeal to the majority, who happen to be a bit right wing on some issues anyway. That's just democracy in action.
FranklyI would rather have that state of affairs than the elected dictatorship that we have at the moment. The UK government have way to much power right now, this is how we ended up going into Iraq.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:53,
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You assume that the war in Iraq is a bad thing.My understanding is that we got a lot of oil out of it, which is worth quite a bit of money. You may be against the war, but don't assume the majority of people are. The vast majority of people in Britain have no strong opinion either way - if they did, there would have been 63 million people marching in protest, not a mere 1 million.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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Bad argumentYou'd have a hard time fitting more people into the streets of central London at the same time. Myself, I opposed it, but was a student at the time and had no money to spend on such a long train journey.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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Of the people I knowAbout 10% of people strongly oppose it.
About 10% of people are in favour of it.
The other 80% want to know what's for tea. Most people just don't care about the reasoning behind the war. Generally people feel sad for the soldiers and their families who've been killed or injured, but by and large have more important things to think about. That's my anecdotal evidence - and in the absence of empirical evidence, anecdotal evidence is all we have.
One thing is for certain; there is certainly no clear majority consensus among the population that it was wrong, which is why it pisses me off when I hear anti-war protesters claiming that the majority of people were against the war when there is absolutely no evidence to support this. Until all 63 million people have been asked, you can't know that. If 1 million people march in protest, all you can prove is that 1 million people are against it.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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About 10% of people are in favour of it.
The other 80% want to know what's for tea. Most people just don't care about the reasoning behind the war. Generally people feel sad for the soldiers and their families who've been killed or injured, but by and large have more important things to think about. That's my anecdotal evidence - and in the absence of empirical evidence, anecdotal evidence is all we have.
One thing is for certain; there is certainly no clear majority consensus among the population that it was wrong, which is why it pisses me off when I hear anti-war protesters claiming that the majority of people were against the war when there is absolutely no evidence to support this. Until all 63 million people have been asked, you can't know that. If 1 million people march in protest, all you can prove is that 1 million people are against it.
Or you could look at protests on other issues and compare turnoutto public support.
That way you'll get at least a good approximation of numbers, anecdotally speaking.
Fortunately most of the people I know care about how their government represents them internationally. Most of them care as much, if not more, for the hundreds of thousands of ordinary people who were killed in Iraq as for the soldiers.
And as for "there is certainly no clear majority consensus among the population that it was wrong"...
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/20/iraq.iraq
(That way you'll get at least a good approximation of numbers, anecdotally speaking.
Fortunately most of the people I know care about how their government represents them internationally. Most of them care as much, if not more, for the hundreds of thousands of ordinary people who were killed in Iraq as for the soldiers.
And as for "there is certainly no clear majority consensus among the population that it was wrong"...
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/20/iraq.iraq
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:55,
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Agreedbut my point is the war in iraq was based on evidence that was at best dubious (and turned out to be bullshit). Tony Blair was able to force it through because there were no checks, Parliament was whipped into submission.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:52,
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that's where devolution comes inand instead of writing to your local mp, you just write to whoever is actually relevent to your complaint, rather than whoever is closest.
Not that I actually support the above viewpoint...
(Not that I actually support the above viewpoint...
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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Which means there is no local input on legislative issues.MPs aren't there to be a complaints box, they are there to be our local representative in the legislature - and that's all, no more no less. If you have a complaint, you should already be sending it to the relevant person now, as it's not your MP's job to deal with it even under the current system. The Daily Mail, however, are happy to hear from you.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:47,
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But on issues which affect all areas equallywhat's the point in a local representative? And on local issues, it's the council's job to look out for you.
Disclaimer again, only playing the devil's avocado here...
(Disclaimer again, only playing the devil's avocado here...
mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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It's the council's job to look after me on local matters, yes.Which is why I wish my MP would stop talking about fly-tipping all the time. It annoys me. But he's done loads of other stuff that I approve of, so I let it slide.
As for why we need local representatives; I don't know. I just fancy having one. That's democracy in action - we don't need reasons for our opinions; gut instinct is sufficient justification for me.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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As for why we need local representatives; I don't know. I just fancy having one. That's democracy in action - we don't need reasons for our opinions; gut instinct is sufficient justification for me.
After the second homes scandalI no longer think we have local representatives even in FPTP. I am however a techie, so I see it as quite easy to make a direct democracy website where everyone gets to vote on exactly those issues which are relevant to themselves. The only issues I can think of are social - do we want it to work like that?
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:57,
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PR is a joke though, look at ItalyWhat we need is BC-STV
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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I don't know about thatI approve of Berlusconi's policy of having all of his party's candidates be fit MILFs and former prostitutes.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:45,
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not too mention relatives of Mussolini Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:46,
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Everyone's got to be related to someone.Except orphans. A lot of them aren't. It's very sad.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:48,
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I don't think Italy is a lesson in the horrors of PRI think Italy is a lesson in the horrors of corruption, organised crime and facism.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:52,
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ok then, take Brazil, or Germany Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:54,
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are you feeding it BN BN biscuits? Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:15,
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Thats what I call mine, too Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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RIS? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:02,
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all the single ladles in a horse say hoe....
oh wrong song or sort of a mix of both damn my shit pop knowledge www.songlyrics.com/aaliyah/ladies-in-da-house-lyrics/
Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:04,
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IF YOU LIKE THIS YOU FILTHY SWINE!!!!!They you may just enjoy my second Nazi-themed Boxed Game for ze youth!
www.b3ta.com/board/9646154
.
(www.b3ta.com/board/9646154
.
Q4nobody,
Thu 20 Aug 2009, 15:43,
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Hahahawonderful bandwagon so far
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:26,
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Haha, cheersJust me and ma banjo on the old bandwagon!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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stuff's busyheres' my connect 4 idea
Connect infinity.
(Connect infinity.
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:41,
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HahaThe connect none made me come up with connect nun
However, I don't have the PSD anymore, so y'all have to imagine two nuns playing it
(However, I don't have the PSD anymore, so y'all have to imagine two nuns playing it
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:49,
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arfwoo there sir
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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DO IT!*begs with puppy-dog eyes**
*SEXY puppy-dog eyes
(*SEXY puppy-dog eyes
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:46,
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We were laughing about this little guy for days
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:15,
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Inspired by some posts last night before I fell asleep...
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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It is also running awayStay here, door. You're not supposed to run away.
Silly door.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:43,
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Good Ning*inserts Ning tram here*
I bet you've got a smashing blouse on!
(I bet you've got a smashing blouse on!
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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Hello!You'll just have to imagine my black t-shirt being a smashing blouse. How's stuff?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:27,
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heheheheheheh!'ningles everyone!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:44,
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HahaBreak on through to other side!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:52,
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NOW WE ARE FUCKING GETTING SOME WHERE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:57,
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Ooh boy cheeky girlOoh girl cheeky boy
Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy
Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy
Ooh boy cheeky girl
(Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy
Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy
Ooh boy cheeky girl
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:42,
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you're going to kill this meme with overuse prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:53,
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I think its already dead
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:58,
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come on the light sabre lava lamp is totally sweetI think it might even be USB compatible
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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hmm, this reminds meI need to go to the shops and get some coke
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:25,
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How about some methylated spirits?
(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:26,
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Cup full o' methI love the look on the other guys face!
( the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:31,
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I'm no fan of the dipso scouserbut I'd say she's well within her rights to sue the arse of the NotW.
How is it possibly in the public interest (which is always their defence) to expose a z-list celeb taking drugs IN THEIR OWN FUCKING HOUSE
(How is it possibly in the public interest (which is always their defence) to expose a z-list celeb taking drugs IN THEIR OWN FUCKING HOUSE
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:32,
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I saw a video of it on linkswho put the camera there? and knew where she was most likely to keep her coke tray?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:50,
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Exactly what I thoughtand interestingly enough, crucial facts that were left out of the NotW article.
(,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:53,
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Probably her shabby blokeor one of her hangers-on who fancied making a quick few quid.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:53,
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Smugness will get you anywhere mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:43,
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