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[challenge entry] Yahface
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Huurrrr!
Also, did b3tards shit itself inside out?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I can't see The Neville's wonderment :(
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I ALWAYS think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3TZA0vNl2c

more than the actual scarface bit.

Ahhh - good OLD simpsons. Much better than the shit new ones.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^this^
i barely watch it now.

Caught the clown college one a few backs. fucking brilliant
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Whoa!

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Noi abbiamo il programma, you say?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# FOK!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
Inspired by Metalfish

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# i love you!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha I have seen that box cover a couple of times and yet
never noticed the mother and daughter stereotyping it up in the background :D
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# That's how it should be!
:p

EDIT: Although the little girl seems to be carressing a small ghost while the woman is washing a goose.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Toilet Duck
is actually a refined version of a much larger 1950s product, Basin Swan.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Which is in turn a small version of the ancient Grecian Bath house Roc.
Famously later immortalised in song by Elvis Presley.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
just noticed the stella
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Brilliant. :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hehehe
BITCH
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :)
MB games = Man & Boy games.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Or Man & Man games
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Is this the no-poo edition?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Sadly yes
The poo edition was only sold in Germany for some reason
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# BUMMATE!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# YOU SANK MY BUM!

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Oh God, you win!
This is spot on!

Clickety click!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:59, archived)
# For Ages
Except Women


harhar
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Haha, yesh
That bit was supposed to make more sense than it does
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I kinda like the way it doesn't make sense
It's as though the blind need to segregate women over rides everything :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Damn blind people,
segregating women over rides!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
brilliant
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# STOP PISSING ABOUT IN THE KITCHEN AND FINISH WASHING UP!!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I fucking love this
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# b3tards is dead for me :(
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# B3tards down
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# niiiice!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I always went for Poly as in many and Tics as in blood sucking parasites. :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# oooh excellently done
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# good stuff
send 'em all on a Stevie Wonder tour(top deck) :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Thought I'd have a giggle... but the article was deleted before I even had time to edit
Sigh

CFB (109kb)
(apologies for the huge one a sec ago!)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# It was all going so well too!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Oh right, it's the school holidays
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:38, archived)
# What are they doing here then?!
Have they outlawed child labour sor something? Get 'em out of schools and down pits and up chimneys I say!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# What?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# naaah
I don't think wiki-dicking is cool for cats
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^this
It is a charity after all and provides endless titters when the information is incorrect and used by lazy journalists.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Perhaps he was looking for Uncyclopedia?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That is a door to door salesman I'd buy off!
EDIT: 'ningles Messers Yeman and chutney. I hope things are yemanning and chutneying in the presective yeman and chutney likes ways.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Aye
Don't get me wrong, didn't expect it to last more than an hour, and i wouln't change an exisitng article, just thought it'd be a giggle, and would last at least 5 minutes!

Meh, not first time i've missed the funny bone hehe.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# 2001 called...
They want their realisation that anyone can edit Wikipedia articles back.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# goats!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:00, archived)
# lmao
citation needed?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Apparently it's "Newbie Tuesday"?


.. so I think/hope I'm allowed to post this here too.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# pause to see underwater nudity
Nicely
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Nice!
Had to filename though but I think my brain is crashing. Maybe it's time to have lunch.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Ver nice :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Is it me
or is the shaft sticking into a weird blue lizard mouth?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Just me then.?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Makes me think of this
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
Dare I say it ... an original take on the Jaws bandwagon?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:39, archived)
# simply ace
:)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
#
Very Clever
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Apologies for the lack of funnies
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Hotness
Would
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It's ok,
Jammog will be along shortly

/Hard of herring blog.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Goths in bondage.
Yes, this I appprove of.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# sexiness
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Erotic is equal to funny in my book*


*Checks book
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Velly nice:)
Also quick TJ: Is anyone having bandwidth issues with iPlayer? For the last couple of days I'm testing my ADSL at 4-6mb and iPlaying keeps shopping and telling me I have bandwidth issues even on low rez.
I can always tell if my service is running slow as b3ta takes a while, which it isn't.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Aye
last night, three times out of four it won't even show me the preview picture, and all bar one of the dozens of times I tried it, it didn't even get past the BBC One logo. :(
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Stuff the month-long compo.
BOARDGAMES FTW!

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
HIT TRAP
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# needs more shrimp
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What's with the old skool
sexism?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# get your butt back in the kitchen
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:37, archived)
# X2
ooh right on the thermal exhaust port

You sunk my Deathstar!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
No but I collect porn!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# heres one for your collection
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# There was me thinking you'd thought better of it.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I did but then decided it wasnt worth its own thread and posted it here
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Does not want!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Monkey's too tight to mention?
(C) Joel 1999
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# PMSL like it
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Double Pfffft
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I like this b& :)
I may try one myself.But then it will be a shit b&. :(
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *forces*
*enjoys*
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Well if it insists
*enjoys*
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# from the makers of Battle Shrimps
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# bwahahaha

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:19, archived)
# PUT THE PRAWN IN BITCH!!!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# haha
the strap line is awesome, it must come with gun toting psycho to enforce the enjoyment :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaha.
*snort*
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahhaa
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Check out what I had for dinner...
Garlic Tiger prawns, cooked by my own fair hand, on a bed of salad, with fresh crusty loaf slices. It was goddamn sensational if I do say so myself.

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# TOP PRAWNAGE THAT MAN

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# hahhahaha
(, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello b3ta

I'm new, be gentle on me. :)
EDIT: image re-optimized.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
acers!

You'll do well here
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Please optimise it a little more
Other than that not bad at all :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
optimise it a little though
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# nicely shopped
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *is gentle*
Wooo, threadrush!
(naturally right after I post something I've spent ages on, grrr)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hello
That's a rather sterling post for a first effort :) [edit: fuck it, it'd a rather sterling post however many you've done.]

It's also as flimsy an excuse as I need to post this from last night, which no-one liked then and no-one will like now but I'm proud of because I'd never gnopsed anything before. This was the second of three that I did.



(friendly hint: some people here go ape about filesizes. pictures should generally be kept to 100kb. entertainingly, if you make one pixel in the top right flash, suddenly that limit goes up to 400k or so.)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Beautifully done
100kb is generally the max file size for stills (50kb preferred, just so you know, I'm not being a nazi) it's a lovely shop and a nice idea
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Great first effort.
Could work a lil more on the filesize though.

'ningl all.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 'nings ghostie
Has someone put valium in the b3ta drinking water?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Actually I was just using soft tones as I walked up behind for the bumrape.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# pfft :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Welcome!
A solid start.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# A solid start?
Is that another name for morning glory?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It is now!

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Which just affirms the fact that one should never buy a So Solid Crew album!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It's giving Solid Snake a whole new meaning too.
We're in danger of ruining that word for ourselves. Like how I can't hear a weatherman say 'cold front' without imagining being able to see a girl's nipples through their shirt.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# They're a bunch of theiving little shites!
I used to live in the flat below a couple of them about 8-10 years ago. Not only were they blaring out music every day between 2pm and 4am every but my flat mate was suplimenting her student grant by buying and selling on ebay.
The packages would arrive in the shared hallway and we'd find them either open and empty or open with the good thrown on the floor if they didn't like what was inside.
Another flatmate had a passort sent and never received it.
We moved out in the end as the top floor flat moved coz they couldn't stand living there anymore and we moved when more of them moved into the vacated flat.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Who, So Solid?
What a bunch of Twunts.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Well we weren't to avid about complaining to Environmental health or the police
as it was the same time one of them was up for possessing a firearm.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This
I thought you were talking about weathermen
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# John Ketley?!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I usually start solidly, but finish sloppily.
Must be all the fibre.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ta muchly folks!
(image re-optimized too).
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Best way to say that
is it just edit the post and under the image type, 'EDIT: [whatever you want to say].'
That way it's at the top for everyone to see.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Does it really matter?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Nope
Just making a helpful suggestion.

You wanna take this outside?!

Coz it's a lovely day and we could make a day of it. Pack a picnic and go to the park maybe.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# OUTSIDE IT IS!
I need to go to the tip and get rid of a chest of drawers
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *giggles*
You said chest!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Can I come?
I'll bring manor house cake.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Woohoo!
I've got some lovely flemiches!

EDIT: You a Chiswick boy?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nope.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha OK.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# No, this is between me an him
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Well actually the picnic blanket is between me and you.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] nice. welcome :)
Just gonna drop this here..

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# snarn.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain's got the x-factor
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Top noobing :)
Gave me a chuckle.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# 0_0

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorta reminds me of...

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# where IS that photo from?
I am almost 100% certain I know her
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Benjamin Franklin : Founding Father, polymath, scientist, Jedi
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Oh that's beautiful
Although Jesus was the first Jedi



:)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Isn't that St Anthony?
/pedantry
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh yeh
i'll get my coat :s
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I do like that pic though!
The tits in the AT-AT is a nice touch.

That's something I never thought I'd be able to say!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks :)
One of my better efforts and yes to say an AT-AT has nice tats is indeed a rare privilege :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha
i particularly like the pink (or whatever colour it is, i'm colourblind) thing behind him :)

have a loosely-linked repost from last night by way of "award"




edit: blimey, i only just saw r2 there!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Fucking A!
Yes!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I am Jack's swollen apathy gland.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I would like to see the next general election decided on which of them can most convincingly beat themselves up
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
that would be fantastic.

Ok, anyone want to start up a website called "Vote for having politicians beat themselves up for our votes"? Then we could offer some sort of prize, say half a bag of Skittles to whoever wants to promote us?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Party!

Click here for the bigger picture.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Haha, goodness me.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Now it just needs the party whip...
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha
Mandelson looks like one of the Naked Cleaners from Eurotrash.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# yeah... whatever
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Rubs legs
ULRIKA-Ka-Ka-Ka
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# needs more friction
Some Vic Reeves fiction.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I could watch that all day
with a big fuck off grin on my face
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ursula my love, bring me the liquid nitrogen
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:54, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# nice source

(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Haha
That's how he covinced her to join him
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ulrika?
That's Babs!!!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# They're all the same.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahah...
*Click* :D
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Carry On Clicking
*click*
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# pfhahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahhaa
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# THREAD DELETE!! 111 OMG!111 ONE
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Grats on the FP geesty
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Cheers pip
Did you get Ashes 09 for teh xbox in the end? Is it any good?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yes, YEs
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ariba!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This is his before-bed routine. :) Good head angle.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# encarnacio!!!!!!! doodle-diddle-doodle-deeeee
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I recognize those eyes
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hahah love that scene in Bruno
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:23, archived)
# That thing was in Brüno?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's not a nice way to address Ron Paul
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# He looks so lonesome in that image.
Except for the thing.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ron Paul?
He looks quite normal when not wearing women's clothes.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:46, archived)
# That advert is comedy
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I felt like throwing up after seeing it. Government adverts are ridiculously sinister.
THE DVLA COMPUTER IS WATCHING YOU! ... FROM A BRIDGE!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:26, archived)
# You wouldn't download a car!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is your neighbour illegally dumping terrorist materials?!!?
Are you experimenting with cannabis while working on benefits!?!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm experimenting with my neighbour >_>
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Is it a real ad?
Once as a student when S&S'd, I was told by an officious copper "Your eyes appear glazed, Vagabond - does your mother know you look like this?" hahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# "S&S'd"? Salt&Sauce'd? Sadism and Sadism?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Scratched & Sniffed
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Seduced and satisfied?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahahah...
*Click* :)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# eyes?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Pretend to be pregnant, demand to piss in his hat & throw the resulting liquid in his eyes.
Then give it legs.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# We are the Martians..
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:47, archived)
# what foul creature lays at the bottom of this.....
Christ! it won't flush!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is it a golgothan?
Also, 'nings all. I've just had my sofa delivered :D
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Comfy!
Like it!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Did it fit in the door?

/laughingatsistermediocreblog
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:56, archived)
# we had one delivered once
where they just dumped it in the hallway as they were convinced it woudn't fit in the living room

My father in law and I showed them, though


Oh yes we did!


only gouged a great bloody groove in the doorframe trying to shove it through the too-narrow entrance
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You want comfort?
Well comfort costs - and right here's where you start payin'..

*raps cane on floor to dramatic effect*
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# cats destroyed that sofa years ago
and it's 3 houses ago too

:)
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Move on & let the new owners sort it out .
Brutal yet effective.
Sweet.

We could use men like you in the navy..
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:20, archived)
# It went straight in thanks to a back door entry ;)
Sliding patio doors at the rear of the house and the door ways from the office to the living room are lined up so it went in painlessly.

Sorry for the shite quality picture, only had chance to use my phone before I had to head to work www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/18082009429.jpg
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:07, archived)
# This goes way beyond comfy.
This is a plush happening.

You could swim on a sofa like that.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:18, archived)
# rawrr!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Drape it in a toilet paper shroud to speed it on its way..
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# but what if
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I'm gonna have to side with Columbo on this.
Habeas corpus.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Speaking of shits
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Now wash your hands.
Looks like Mum & little Janey played the first round..
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# you've sunk my coiler!
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Nice to see the women in the background doing the washing-up
but would it kill them to go pour me a drink?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:13, archived)
# 'Ello Punters
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# sympathy RIS?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:44, archived)

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