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# INVENT A ROBOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:08, archived)
# INVENT A CATBOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Special features:
Sick in your hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
#
Serve the public trust
Protect the innocent
Piss on the curtains
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:12, archived)
# CATBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Cutebot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Just get some cats
You'll never need puke again, you'll have more than you can possibly know what to do with.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Posh puked up in his dinner plate the other day
 
Big fucking hairball too, I guess he was finishing the leftovers and then he was all like HUNNGHHK HUUUNNNRRRGGHHK HERE IT COMES, TOO LATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# Intense
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:17, archived)
# SHIT IT OUT YOUR EXHAUST
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# What a very rusty poop. Poop oxidation is a sign of misuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# All the humans died and he kept pooping for a thousand years
it is a wonder he can still poop at all.

He is a monument to all human civilisation; he is all that remains.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# IN THE FUTURE...
EVERYTHING WILL BE COVERED IN ROBOT POOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# SHITBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# Wait, why is the arrow pointing to the word puke and not the puke?
And why does the arrow lead from the actual puke?

Are you trying to imply that puke is the word puke?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# That's where puke comes from. It's a directional arrow to demonstrate from where the majority of vomit will be blasted.
Sassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# MAN WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SPEAK ON YOUR BEHALF ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# Gronkpan you know the score.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# 4:7
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# In that case puke should be written ALONG the arrow.
FUCK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Jeru, seriously. I swear, man. One day... seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Literally?
Yeah, like...fuck
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Jeru do you seriously have no idea how arrows work
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:30, archived)
# I HAVE MANY IDEAS HOW ARROWS WORK.
However if you want to both label and imply direction with an arrow, then the text would have to run parallel to the direction of the arrow.

This is the Second law of arrows.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:34, archived)
# You spelt 'arrahs' wrong.
Mayte.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Facken gorden, mayte, I'm 'avin' a fackin' kip.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Fucking hell man the arrows control themselves, external forces like YOU have no bearing on them.
Also Ttssattsr says: Hi Jeru
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# The arrows show the direction of the puke production
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# OH YEEEEAHH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# BUMPOD ROBOT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:23, archived)
# bumpod radio: 666.666fm.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# THESE ARE THE SOUNDS OF THE AIRWAVES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# BUMBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:42, archived)
# daaaaaaaaayum.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# !!! So good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:46, archived)
# SPURTBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# ok
what
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Or how about a Blender version...

Not as yummy, as I still need more practice with Blender materials.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)
# do a 'tub bot'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Too many parts might be needed to get the laying back effect.
But I'll give it a try...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:09, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:11, archived)
# ROTATE IT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 5:15, archived)
# As you asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:13, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT 3D SOFTWARE WAS FUCKING MADE FOR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
fantastic
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:18, archived)
# SOOO GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:22, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
this is great

put it on shirts and make a fucking mint
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 6:03, archived)
# CHUCKBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)
# PROBEBOT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)
# My parents never used to let me play that machine when I was a kid
I had to make do with Street Fighter II
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)
# Best robot ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I coloured this in for someone, but I cant remember who


cfb

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)
# glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:12, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Hello all
I'm in Ayer's Rock airport . . . and I don't even have a hat!

x
EDIT: HAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:15, archived)
# Yay!
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:17, archived)
# You swinging by Sydney at any point?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR DINGO REPELLANT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# I miss you
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Mad night.
One of our cats, Desi, is really sick, our vet was due here at 9:00pm. Just before 9 a thunderstorm began, then a couple of minutes later the power went out, just in our court. Then the vet turned up and we sat there discussing what to do by candlelight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:21, archived)
# SO ROMANTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# That was part of what was so strange.
It made for a kind of odd feeling of intimacy which could have felt really out of place, but it was actually good, kind of soothing and humanizing.
It's got me thinking about some of the less obvious effects that houselights have on our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:31, archived)
# I find living in near-permanent darkness a stabilising factor in my life.
How's the mog now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
# I PRESCRIBE: MAMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# I don't like those movies.
Too violent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Seriously, this thread has made me laugh for a month.
I fucking love gayshift.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 7:21, archived)
# ^^ this
good thread to wake up to
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 8:28, archived)
# ^ this!
and by extension ^ that!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Twisted and resentful, burning up with hate.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Who's that you're burning then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# a generic hate figure -
chavs for example.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Would!
That's fucking brilliant, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# BURN BABY BURN!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ovary on fire
smell of burning human egg
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Are you drawing anything? I think you should draw anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# OK then I shall draw something
here goes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# well that was great I drew something quite remarkable
unfortunately I have no scanner so I'm unable to share it with you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Oh you jerk :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# have this instead dangnabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# :E
:Y
:6
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# THE SUN IS ON FUCKING FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# We need to send Bruce Willis & pals up in a rocket to PUT IT OUT
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# YEAH.
The best way to put out a fire is to shoot EXPLODING ROCKETS at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# *toasts marshmallows*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I needed
a light =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# MY ASS IS ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# TOGETHER WE CAN REACH THE MOON
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# smells faintly of cabbage :)
(gtfomh, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# cor blimey'
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Cor ningsters =)


(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# cor blimey, thats nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# COR! Have some clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Cor well done
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# did you know,
thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# second animal today


Click for bigger (84 kb)

the walruphant
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Lovely! oh I mean Cor blimey nice one guv
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# cor blimey, nice one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Thats was
an astonishing coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# and I made this
mugabe_the_tank_engin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# cor blimey gov
smashing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# cor!
lubberly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Cor blimey
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Oh well done!
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# FUCKING COR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# how thoroughly impractical
 


: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# some kind of rocket, I'd guess
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Wobbly floating ball takes your dog anywhere
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Hover dog = Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Hehe, I'll throw this one out again then
I'll throw this one out again then
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# weeey!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# HADOOUUUKEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Fart propelled dog..
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# those jeans don't suit her cankles
AT ALL

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# D:
cankle party
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# dear god,
you have done terrible things to the human female body.

please stop
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# ladyboy gaga LOL
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# smuggling sawsages
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# LOL I REGRET THAT WANK NOW...
/ THAT IS A LIE. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# YOU LIED ABOUT REGRET?! OR WANKING
BOTH ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS WITH FAR REACHING IMPLICATII
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# WANKING OVER LORD GAGA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# that's deep, man
i have printed pictures of gaga and her massive manmeat and wallpapered my bedroom with them, truefax
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# PICS OF PICS OR GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# i took this with my new 200 megapixel digital badger
its almost real, you could touch your screen and your there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Fuck!You have 2 heads!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:31, archived)
# There's a badger in my garden
But I don't know how many megapixels it is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I lied about there only being one


My mum feeds them peanuts and stale bread.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!
catch one, make it tame, use it as a guide badger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# They leg it at the sound of a door closing half a mile away
But I'll give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:40, archived)
# mushroom, mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# badjaz
my money is on the red-eyed one, he looks bare narsty
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# .
(cunt shaped piece of fish, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# cor, I rather likes this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# tell your trans-sexual friend he needs to shave his chin, arsecheeks, triceps & lovehandles
he'll never pull looking like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# (S)HE MIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:33, archived)
# oh yeah
there's always people like you
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:36, archived)
# we have a terrible tranny shortage in our country
 
even importing from Thailand is barely keeping up with demand
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# you are looking at a photo of my snales


Click for bigger (263 kb)


it looks like Snizzle is kissing Slurm's bum hahalol
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# they look delicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You could spread them all over your toast
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# fuck yeah!! snails on toast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# xXxHARDCOREGASTRONOMYxXx
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# you are a strange man
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# sadly you are not the first to make this observation.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Show us yer cock mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# you got a magnifying glass?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# smallest cock I've ever seen
luckily i have a microfanny
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Heh
I believe the technical term is "mouse's ear"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# imagine the pocket of a shrew's waistcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# pffft
Gnats chuff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hum...does this mean you wish to do the sex to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# In theory yes
as long as we don't ever have to meet or look at each other
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# snap out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I suspect you need one for snail sexing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# They are hermaphorodites
or perhaps you meant delivering sexfun nudey prodgames unto a snale
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# and that is quite wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Snail sexing
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# PABLUMESK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# simultaneous hermaphorodites.
the difference is important kids.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# They can go fuck themselves
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# presumably they can, it would be an interesting form of masturbation.
I think you should apply for a research grant to investigate this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Show us your Nutmeat!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# YAY NUTMEAT!
best of all the nutmeats
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Wow!
Keep your snails in a safe place, away from the French
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# they live in a fishtank under the stairs
I have never ever seen Frenchie there
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# They know where you live.
They will find your snails and eat them when you least expect it.. BE ON YOUR GUARD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SACRE BLOODY BLEU
I shall employ a dwarf with a large forehead to guard my understairs.
I read somewhere that all Frenchpeoples are scared of dwarves.

Ain't nobody gonna eat my molluscs GODAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# They're under the floorboards, you know.
ssshhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Luckily my floor is concrete
but I expect they can disguise themselves as cement weevils or somesuch sinistry

BASTARDS JUST LEAVE MY SNALES ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# They are in the top 100 Invasive Species database
Don't turn your back on Achatina Fulica, they'll munch on your crops with vigour

Luckily I have no crops
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Better watch this bugger then
(yes, it's a snail and a pea at the same time!)





(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# AWW
Tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Hello your snails appear to be tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Hello yes they tiny but I told they grow
into bigger thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# is it sinister egg day?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *scrambles to make a yolk about this*
BEATEN

edit: is it just me that's craving a nice softboiled egg on toast right about now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# on the look out for poachers?
*gets coat*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)
# spookyeggs
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# No, that's tomorrow
but you egg-loving clowns never were able to read a fucking calender

COME ON
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# DO THE TWIST

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy

Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy

Ooh boy cheeky girl
Ooh girl cheeky boy

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# BARRY

also: thanks all for the replies but I must be off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Het is al moeilijk laat.
maar het is warm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# en ook:
werk morgen
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Beh
yup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# IT IS TOMORROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# it's ten past yesterday :(
well past my bedtime :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I read your name as gigglymus and furthermore to this point I like your green squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Scramble his cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# no, it is square egg day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Whoa!
Stackable eggs.
We just had whole globe artichokes. mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Eve?
Looks like Wall-E's ladyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 12:17, archived)
# EGGIWEGGS.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# SCRAPE IT FROM THE WHEEL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:12, archived)
# POSTIE!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# hello!
thank you. this is a nice place on the internet and i missed it so i came back and it is fun and nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# FOETUS ART TERRORISM.
 
I dunno everybody seems to think that's a foetus or a severed penis or something but really it is just a human heart
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# i thought it was a skinned groundhog with a severe overbite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# no you are thinking of Brad Pitt again
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Was it you with the bacon ambulance?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# wut?
not me, no way. unless it was other/me, but i think not.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)
# oh nothing to see here... move along...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:19, archived)
# OH SHIT. BARRY?!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# EGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Yes it is
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)
# He looks a bit like Freebase
It's the eyes
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Check for:
Egg health
Egg growth
Egg leak
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hmm. Methinks someone may have already dented this fellow's skull with a teaspoon.
Lovely shading, great pic, clickage.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# heh heh, cracking stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Dammit. Your post was there and I didn't read it properly!
Subconcious joke copying :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# looks like you've got egg on your face now.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Cracking barnet!
Ohhhhhh-ho-ho-ho.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# it looks like my unintended pun bothered him lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Easturr time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Whatyou staring at, eggface?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# *scrambles to make a yolk about this*
WHISK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)
# something has come between us...
EGG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# E G G Z !

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:17, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Eggscellent
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Pit bull elephant
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# animalpoo.tiff
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# yiff.tiff

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# You love it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I bet he doesn't forget a grudge.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Looks like Dr Moreau took tips from Dali..
Massive input today, Tch0rt.

Kudos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# slow day at work
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Chocolate production is down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Captain Howdy likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Scat was last week
this week is all about Beastality

Link is kinda nsfw
No real beastality was involved in the making of that swf
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I tend to avoid the nsfw links on b3ta.
It's why God made Tube8.

But thanks for thinking of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:51, archived)
# i recognise that elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# lol nice source
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I get it!

Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Image Date: 0000:00:00 00:00:00

How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:57, archived)
# i am timeless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)
# I was wondering how you got him to pose like that at that exact time
and you taking the shot at that exact second
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)
# i bribed him with strips of morgan freeman's rind.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# They shoot horses, don't they?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# FUCK YEAH RUSK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ART
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# No I was saying to Shada earlier, it was only funny that one time
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No, I was saying to Shada just now - it's funnier if I take it too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Oh right, haha.
Fair enough.
LITERATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Clansoul | Digital Art
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Is that ' | ' in the Google sense, meaning 'or'?
In which case, digital art.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's an indication of trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Yes, but I never found out who 'they' were

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Horse killers, mostly..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# What bastards

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# there you go again, completely ignoring the horse maimers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Stay gold, Pony Boy!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# eat rusk and kill ruskies, cool
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# whisk: the game of global culinary tools.
rick: the game of global rolling (which you can never give up).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# i was going to bandwagon with a pic but im to lazy, maybe someone else will do what i was thinking
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# i got lazy too, so words are my contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Did it involve horse maiming?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# elephants actually heh heh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Stairlift to Heaven


At last, the long awaited follow-up to last year's brilliant 'Care Home Cleaner Simulator'

In 'Stairlift Engineer Simulator' you live, breath and experience all the thrills and chills of one of your favourite childhood heroes.

* Work your way all the way up a level 3 NQF certfication
* Tackle fitting a new RSJ46 rotary fly motor with Transtech gearing
* Charm the gullible into making you tea whilst you pilfer from their handbag
* Avoid touching the fold-up seats inevitably tainted by the piss of the infirm
* Multiplayer out the arse: Play head-to-head with your friends - race to see who will be first to perform a grade E service?!
.
(dalliard daily guff @ dalliard.com, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# this looks like my kind of game.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# recommended by Led Zeppelin*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# *sings*
And she's bu-uy-ing a stair lift to Hea-aven!
*awesome guitar solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I haven't had so much fun
since they release the Sims!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# LOL's beats flight sim anyway
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I don't know who you are, but you're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Bonus level : fix it before the gremlins kill the old woman
Some games are better when you lose.

Also, this is great.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Great stuff
Advanced Lawnmower Simulator lives on
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I made a new ID for devART...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# monkeys pirates ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I don't like monkeys that much.
Their creepy little hands bother me.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# they know things they are not letting on
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# They sooooo do!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# so random
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# it's very 2007
which I believe is now considered "retro" and therefore already cool again
IN EVER DECREASING CIRCLES

catandgirl.com/?p=582
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# CHEESE HEH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# aaaaaand you've lost me.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/9592802
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# EVERYONE knows that CHEESE is the most RANDOM THING EVER!!1
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# ^_^ ChEeSe IsN't As RaNdOm As SpOrKs *_*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Haha I was about to get to sporks
the final thing is PENGUINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# *holds up penguin*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# LEAVE THAT CHICKEN ALONE MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Then why did you post it here? o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :)
I have a devon tart account somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You have fairly uncontroversial dislikes
Except for the maths bit. That just wont do.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Should my dislikes be controversial?
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I fancy a treacle tart.
I saw some in the shop earlier but didn't buy any.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# damnit
I thought I had satiated my hunger with a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# PANTWELL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# you hate grindcore!!!!! what about carcass!?!?! damn you
*oh....likes, :D*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Noooo!
I LIKE grindcore, silly!
EDIT: Yeahh. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# ah damn im tired lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Me toooo.
But I'm done with work on Friday. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# coke, a cola.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# coke-a-cola.
But I was looking at my Coke this morning and realized it's Coca-Cola. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:17, archived)
# cocoa cola
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# COCAINE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# As soon as I find out what they are, I'm gonna get me some baby cheddar goldfish..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Oh my goddd
they're amazing :D
Couldn't find a better link XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# As soon as I fly to America, I'm gonna get me some baby cheddar goldfish..
nomnom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)
# are you sure those aren't cat treats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:09, archived)
# sorry, had to
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Terrorizer suck, dude.
Also, name these grindcore bands you like. I swear if they're actually goregrind... I swear... Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# raw vegetables are great. especially beans.
and what have you got against moths? they're our friends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# POSTBEAR NEVER LEAVE AGAIN :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# what if i have to pee?
that could be distressing for some here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I've seen you pee in a jar once, I'm sure you can do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# once?
you've missed my other youtubery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah I'm logging into youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:46, archived)
# beans, lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Terrorizer
as in World Downfall?

I never knew Jesse Pintado lived in Holland until he died.
Fucking Ridderkerk, of all places.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:33, archived)
# i have that album but havn't even given it a listen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:40, archived)
# It certainly is a classic
but better things have been done since.

/heretic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Maths with a suh?
What sort of American are you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:38, archived)
# "Most Pop"
ALL YOU LISTEN TO IS POPULAR MUSIC.

OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE HEARD OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)
# THE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:33, archived)
# ZING!
 
well, HappyToast can't draw feet and eyeballs, either
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# maths is all the awesome.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)
# this boy


Click for bigger (50 kb)

gets the horn over anything
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# want one :D
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# This deserves more attention.
It's good.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Agreed.
Apologies - swept up in thoughts of baby cheddar goldfish & horses..

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# dur dur dur dur dur de de de
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Man, that guy can fucking motor!
"Wanna see me lap the earth?"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# he's not so quick anymore
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *sniff*
He flies at supersonic speeds wiv da angels..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Duh dudda duh da, duh dah duh
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# swoooooooooooooooooooooooosh
nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# is there a boner hidden in here somewhere?
 
I keep looking for boners
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My First Picture...
(davidcompression, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Hello, David.
Pleased ta meet ya.

Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Vote Meerkat
It's the sensible option!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:00, archived)
# "comparethefatcat.com"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hi David,
If you hit Edit, and change the dropdown box from "this is a normal post" to "image challenge" to enter it in the compo.

Welcome etc.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Someone keeps using the term "Simples"
on comments on articles in the Lancashire Evening Telegraph.

It boils my piss.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# "Pissboils"
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:30, archived)
# wall to wall smiles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i made an indiana jones style pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# You're keeping me in suspense !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# he's going to need a longer arm
nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# he's fucked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# that am good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# glorious
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# cheers elvis and all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Very clever.
But it's only a matter of time before someone has him dangling from a magenta willy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It's like durbster, but with lens flare

It's lully really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ah, the Lensflare Podium
rarest of all the artifacts
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# OMG!
TOO SOON!
(AMadDayYes, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# his family is not getting any compensation off me thats for sure
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Atmospheric, I like it.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:04, archived)
# its the lens flare, you could put it on a picture of shit and it would look atmospheric :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I drawed some kind of demon :3

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# He looks quite fluffy
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I'm glad you did.
Is a very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:40, archived)
# ENTERTAINMART
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It's old now
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# But you're such a good sport! Dohohoherhufrfhu
I like the picture by the way, the head is pretty great. No idea what's going on with the body though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Thanks.
It's a demon, it has a weird body.
I made the shoulder too round.
It also has a saggy wrinkly bit coming off its neck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:51, archived)
# that elbow shouldn't be there either by the look of it
unless that's a leg and demons have shoulders instead of hips
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Well it's a leg, I was going for the quadruped look.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# quadruped front legs are essentially arms, though
they don't bend that way like legs do
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Ok thanks.
I'm gonna settle with the 'It's a Demon, they look like that' reply and bear it in mind for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Haha yeah, you have to be careful with that though
I draw a lot of robots because I can easily say things like "Yeah, well, robots can do that, right?" but people will always see through that and know that I just plain don't get proportions and angles right :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Yeah.
Well I have a long way to go yet, I'm gonna look back in a few years and go 'Pfft. How the fuck was I that bad?' and do the same years after that.
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yep, that's how it goes
unless you stagnate. watch out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I plan to continue improving. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# No.
You'll look back in a few years and go 'Shit, I was talented and imaginative and what the Dickens happened to me I'm living in the gutter.'

This picture really is very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Hello!
Haven't seen you here for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# i've been hiding in the forest and windswept plains.
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# That is a good place to hide

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Demonish demon is very demonishly demonish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# cor

that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# evil looking sod
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:52, archived)
# freakin' sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# this started off as Jackson fisting bubbles
But I was distracted by Machine girl

(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Thank heavens.
This is far & away the best 'not-fisting-a-chimp' image of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# YAY for none fisting
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:23, archived)
# That's something we can all get behind
(IanFitz1987, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# like your m...
oh forget it :P

(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# cor
firepance!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# every time someone replies citing a specific pancehat
I feel obliged to permenantly set it. On the other hand, it will confuse the hell out of people who haven't seen them before :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# talking of Heaven
as just seen on As Seen on TV
BIBLEMAN!

check tis righteous dude out!

/sorry for TJ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# BIBLEMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:35, archived)
# BIBBLEMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ANGELS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# it has a point at the top for ease of entry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# and a slot in the bottom for 2 x AA batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# *not included
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Look how this school bus fits perfectly down this ravine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puddle_thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# FUCK A JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# fucking tight-arse god
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I'm siding with The Cheater & 2Kul 4Skul.
Bibleman's a total bell-end..

.. too preachy for this sinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# REPENT MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# God sounds like Samuel L Jackson!
*converts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I wonder what the conversion rate is for gods
is it 2 allahs to the yahweh, or maybe 3 ganeshes to the zeus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# A fistful of Odin will see you right in any pantheon.
Ooh.

Hang about..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# You mean this?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)
# lol yeah
machine girl is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# this alone is enough to make me want to watch it
Japanese girls are extra sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)

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