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[challenge entry] time for a lil sucking up for a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# If they could rebuild the Deathstar then this shouldn't be too much harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ...TIMBER!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# next challenge ... Big ben

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaahhh! this I bloody brilliant :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BNP PPB?
(confuzatron, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# If you want a little constructive criticism...
The idea's good but your text ruins it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I think your right
it ruins both pics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# *whistles through teeth*
It's gonna cost you, that..
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta (sausage) links board.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I actually just said, out loud, "oh for fuck's sake"
Therefore, I like this.
(__, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# GS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# M3ta links?
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I like this!
e3ta.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# none of the online t-shirt shops seem to do a design your own kids sizes :(

If someone runs a t-shirt stall and wants to sell this then send me money
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Your crotch.
Edit: woah, shit. Candles?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ooh, that means it's mine soon
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# shit candles
for all your stinky birthday needs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# It will go nicely with my pisscake.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# HAHA YOU CANDLE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm going to post something, in response to this image, can you guess what?
there's a prize if you guess right.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# The penis willies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# no, not the penis willies.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Please let it be the sausage domination
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# It was going to be this


but the impact, is now lost.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ribbed, for your pleasure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# That picture took 27 hours to complete and consists of over 300 layers.
Some respect please.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


This image took over 4,000 Manhours and required the use of industrial facilities in 4 disparate goegraphical regions.

plus it took 2 layers.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
He loves horses, I'll give him that much
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# everyone loves horses man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Can you please post a picture displaying proof of all these layers.
Otherwise, however will we appreciate it fully?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I'd like to think you opened a new document and clicked new layer 299 times
But I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I was thinking this.
Either that, or he set up a macro that creates a new 300 new layers. All graphic designers have that these days.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# or he renamed five layers to have higher numbers
or something
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Moon Girl Technologies: Private Investigator.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
#
Private Privates
;D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# YES.
I want cake now :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Sup, Matt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Aight, Sam
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# That's all I got. Back to uni yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Not yet, I'm still up in Leeds though.
Livin' la vida loca.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Can I stay with you please
I need to go to Leeds soon.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# We have a spare bedroom, I don't see why not.
When?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Cheers - I'm not sure yet, but it's likely to be somewhere in the first week of september
It is important NATIONAL SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER editing business

/nowhere near as good as it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Haha you guys know each other's names
that's SO GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# you tell 'em bill!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Don't be like that, Mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# OOH FUCK, BUSTED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ha.
Nice :)

I think cafepress may do kids sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Also, they're American so it must be spelled Pedofyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Nice!
Gotta get me a couple of those for my boys :D
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Woo!
Zazzle do kiddies sisdes - go for it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I drew a boy with a hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# but this boy he has a girly face
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# That he does.
But I do believe he is a boy. He has a boychin.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# could be a manlygirl
who operates machinery

or something of that nature
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# yeah man
chicks and machinery!

what more could you need!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# the boy looks suspiciously like you
give him stubble, that'll fix it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# He doesn't look like me.
I wish I had eyes like that. Hahahah



And that hat. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hats you can buy
eyes you have to steal with hot rusty spoons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Maybe if you weren't so poor and irish
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# He looks exactly like you.
And you do have a similar hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# COINCIDENTAL HATTENSTANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hats can only be in one place at a time. I believe this hat isn't real.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# He needs to MAN UP
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# MAN THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:25, archived)
# BUT HAT DROPS ARE SO RARE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Dog ears
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# IS THAT YOU LOL
Ok so the chin is wrong but it's definitely you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# his hat has a key attached
what door does the key open? hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ahh
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# girl in a hat!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Dave?


Click for bigger (159 kb)
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE


hello b3ta

I have a cup of tea, what's happen?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# THE CRICKET.
Trott averages over 130 in test cricket, and has only ever been dismissed by run outs. Indisputably the best batsman in history.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I WANT TO SEE PONTING GET TOOTH FUCKED :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I enjoyed him fielding the ball with his face earlier.
I think he should bat without a helmet later.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Nice one Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *Insert obligatory "Great Job Dave" remark here*
Is that the 500 Abarth? Top shop. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you scotch egg in disguise?


Now a law-abiding 381K.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# uhoh.....
thats a tad big isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Smaller now.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ...But still slighty larger
than TEH MOOOON! ;)

/doesn't really care. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# 1.7 MEGS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Coincidentally, the size of the average porn clip.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# so post it on a porn site
read the FAQ about this place, anims should be under 400k like the one Discomeats has made for you to swap yours for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I humbly apologise for my incompetence.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha christ!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ET, YOU'RE SO BIG

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Your scan lines are fucking WEIRD dude.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I had them specially imported from Finland
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Zombie Sausages invade the Moon and are attacked by the Tennis Ball Moon men


Click for bigger (62 kb)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# COMPO IT!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# How perilous.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# absolutely incredible
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# This is all true, if you look at the evidence, and then ignore it, thus proving the involvement of the CIA
*dons tinfoil hat*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot sausage action
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That is the coolest hot sausage I've ever seen with my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# How lovel.....
Hang on. Mirrorball pance?
MIRRORBALL PANCE!?
*covets*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha...
Possibly even better, the original was a mirrorball bra, 100% shiny fact :)
and 'ello Ms Pot! hope life is treating you well.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Silly sausage
Tin foil pants wont save you from the halogen rays!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahah excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahhaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# haha
*crosses fingers* please work



oops, i've just realised how insulting this is, it's like covering lobster thermidor with brown sauce ;)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)
I hope you're all doing well. It's really nice to see your pictures here again, you've been missed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hello!
aww, ta. and we're all good thanks, hope you and yours are too :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yeah
That's the hot shit right there
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "Black pudding" of course to us Brits
(cornishbob is going to hell on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 16:53, archived)
#
An imbecile colleague of mine just asked "what is blood sausage made of?"
(cornishbob is going to hell on, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# compo

edit: sorry for the mess the exclamation mark used to be a bulb but i deleted it because it looked like a fat womans arse.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# SOSING
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# sosings
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I LIKE WOMEN'S ARSES.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# porno for kebab
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I'm not into lightbulbs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# damn it
you have to get up pretty early ect.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# me personally? no, but I am going to bed now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# good night k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Are my eyes going funny
or is she flickering the beam?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# your eyes, too much wanking.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I blame my old CRT monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# You sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I really needed to just get this out of my system
Yes I know its a bit cunty

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# sterve,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# can anyone recommend a design and sell your own t-shirt site with no restrictions on rude words/slogans?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# cun-tees.com
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ah that's a gem.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# get some iron on transfers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# google just did
www.selltshirtsonline.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# that site looks incredibly dodgy :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# it probably is
took me three minuets to knock it up.... now stop stalling and send me your money :D





jk
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# www.sellmyfuckingtshirt.com?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# fruit of the loam
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# those iron on t-shirt things?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Iron on / wash off
They don't last more than a couple of washes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Watchit! He's got a sausage!
(gtfomh, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:31, archived)
# the one does not need brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Ha. I never realised how much the Agent Smiths look like The Jets in West Side Story
till now.
(Whodoyouthinkyouare, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# there is no suasage
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# woah!
I can do sausage fu.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh yeah?! You and what salami?

Right then b3ta, I'm bidding you all farewell for a bit. Self imposed b3taban until the dissertation is done on 15th Sept.
If you see me on here again before then please tell me to "fuck right off, titface" or somesuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Good luck!
Don't miss the internet too much
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Haha cheers
And you know I will!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Jam everything in the appendix, if you think you don't need it, jam it in there anyway
Makes it look bigger :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Does an overfilled appendix
count as appendicitis?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Oi fuck off tit face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Clean slate sullied.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Thanks kindly :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# you did ask that if you are seen back on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Right you are, titface

Good luck on the dissertation. Make sure you put in a few hidden cocks somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ta muchly
I'm trying to find quotes from people with hilarious names for my paper. So far I have 'Krapp' and 'Funk'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ask cr3 to step you until then :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Haha that's actually a really good idea...
But self restraint is a good skill to try to develop... Maybe I should tell people I've given up b3ta for Ramadan?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# or a b3ta diet
no hummus, no sausages, and no puns!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I think I would die without sausages and puns.
Am trying to find a good pun for the title of my thesis... Might ask b3ta for suggestions when the time comes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I think you should scrap what you've written so far and do your dissertation on the science of crudely drawn cocks.
Then you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm keeping that for a PhD
These past 4 b3ta years have just been research leading up to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Good luck
I dare you to introduce some phrase with initials CDC and use it thoughout the dissertation.

In the mean time - Fuck Right Off Titface
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:13, archived)
#
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/09/nanotube_acronyms/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Hmm, I could possibly shoehorn something about Correctional Detention Centers in there...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# go for it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)
# see you here tomorrow, titface
/good luck with the Dissertation btw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Haha, ta
I'll see you but you won't see me! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# what's the dissertation on?
(btw, i b3tad all through honours...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
# It's on the mobilisation of 'forgiveness' in post-conflict reconstruction...
Not sure I can completely purge myself from b3ta for a month, might be lurking a little!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)
# sounds like an arts degree.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah, a bit of a shitter ain't it?
But it follows from 2 science degrees, so try to forgive me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:32, archived)
# DO MORE SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:44, archived)
# shut up engineer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# :(
Im doing a masters in Chemical Engineering Science.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I see an engineering, hence you are an engineer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# AND SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# you see, if you put engineering in a degree name, it rather contaminates everything else.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# DO MORE SCIENCE!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:45, archived)
# DO MORE SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
you're forgiven.



(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:34, archived)
# enjoy your
absence, see you in the autumn nice to have been having you
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# glass of spock
I don't know why either
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Pfft :)
Also: Haha, Ponting fielded the ball with his face.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# It was ponting who was bleeding? I missed it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Fielding at silly point, Prior smacked it into the ground and it bounced up and hit him in the mouth
One of the best things i've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] May the sauce be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *yuckles!*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage--plane
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I don't believe your rainbow.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:50, archived)
# hahahha.
ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# what I thought of.


original: www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/6055997/Sign-language-week-62.html?image=7
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# dadabada dobaba
wngwngwngdibbit

dingdibbit dingdibbit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Fantastic
impression, you must have practiced for ages!
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# haha all I can remember from that game is the babble speak and the awesome Corneria music
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Oh, I wanna play Battletoads now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# A4 . . .
YOU SANK MY BATTLETOAD!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Fun fact: the Chinese kinda literally says "Careful of the landslide"
Which would be even more lolchinglish.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Haha
if there was a reason for studying Economics with Chinese, that was it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I had wondered...
what this sign was initially intended to warn about, now I'm even more confused.

Aaand now... an off topic comment: it's been ages since I've posted here and I must say I rather like the new features!
(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Bored.
So have a pea...

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Why not 'bored so I made a new image to show you lovely people'?
I'm sure we'd like that more.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:27, archived)
# ^
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Good point, well made
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That said, I did do a smirk.
So woo to your pea.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# HOW ABOUT SHUT THE FUCK UP
BEN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
# ARE YOU WATCHING THE CRICKET
NICK
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Im kinda listening to it
I don't have sky telly :(
But there are broom broom cars on bbc1, and then football, too much sports!!! D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I have no sky telly either
However, I have heard it's on the internets if you know where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# My interrnet can't handle TMS without lagging
let alone a blurry stream
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# there's a 42 inch tv in my lounge room but i don't want to watch the cricket :(
BEN
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha australian!Hahahahahhahah
We can laugh as england are not losing as they usually do

Hahahahhahahhaha

Open top busses and OBEs for winning a game of fucking cricket!
hahahahhahahha

Cricket
ha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Bahahaha
There's not a single aspect of the series you haven't dominated and you're still going to lose :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:37, archived)
# being on the good side of lousy umpiring?
i think that it has been the most bizarre series i have ever seen.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# okay what do you think
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You'll never get a bus in it.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:32, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 12:34, archived)
# She was asking for it.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 13:22, archived)

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