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# What a cunt.


(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# he was clearly one of the special creative beautiful people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Lots of "talent to be influenced by the film"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Yes, I admired his eloquent way of saying
"gullible child-minded, chimp-brained tosspots".
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# "who also want to phone me up and be on the telly!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# ** Calls charged at £2 / minute off-peak
and £10 / minute for all you special creative people who exhibit a particular talent for suggestive wallet raping.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah, fucking idiots.
If it was me I'd have made it much more humiliating for them than just getting stuck.
"After you watch the film you will completely lose control of your bowels and bladder. The more you try to control it, the harder you will piss and shit yourself."
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ah, so 'Emperor's new clothes' deal then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# He should have robbed the people in the cinema
I did not stick. I don't know anyone who stuck. But we're all talking about Derren Brown again.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# lots of people talked about Eddie the Eagle Edwards
he was a spectacular fail too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Jade Goody's mum talking to OK! magazine :
Jackiey claims Jade’s ghost has approved her new relationship: “Jade would never have wanted me to be a sphincter.”

OK!: “Do you mean spinster?”

Jackiey: “Yes.”
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# *Hope's thats true*
*whilst eaqualy despairing for humanity*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# But in a fun way.
He knew he was shit. Brown suffers from The Dunning–Kruger effect
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Oh my god I can't feel my legs
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME YOU CUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# help!!!!
(JoePesky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# some people are still stuck to there chairs
and are now at the point of pissing themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I tend to avoid anything with that twat in it
but having read this thread, I am a bit puzzled as to why I cannot feel my legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh fuck, if I get a shit load of idiots in now who think they've had strokes I will be muchly pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)
# If they manage to walk to the appointment, they haven't got one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# A doodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# haha love it!
Little Joey is down to just 40 a day now though
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Crack kangaroos: the final insult to humanity

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You do doodles right . . . the little poucher's got it going on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Gnarly looking pair.
Woo and Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# That be ace
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Great doodle!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Splendid scribbling
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Nicely butters.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Good stuff
but Joey should be smoking.
EDIT: he is, sorry. Now I see it for the perfection it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 19 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Mushroom said "or", but that works like & in my mind.

www.b3ta.com/board/9701521
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# woo!
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU ARE NOT ADHERING TO THE MANUAL MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Funny thing that. Nothing in the FAQ about us rogue compo'ing at all.
Eventually, I'm sure there will be. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good pic & compo'ed--yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Nothing in the FAQ, or newsletter, or anywhere
about Chinese Guy, either :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i think the fp was a wink & a nod
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# you may be right there
also, i got bored going through everyone's pictures and the website i was compiling them on kind of stalled at the 200th image or so. i'll go back and finish it sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# no worries
your effort has been tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# It was rather a glaring omission.
I was certain my music video would get a mention too. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# rob's changed, man
once he was for the people. and now? now? now i don't even think i know him.




disclaimer: i may never have actually known him.


disclaimer on the disclaimer: by "may never" i obviously mean "never"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I hope to meet him one day
I was still absolutely delighted when my cock gifs got into the newsletter. Although this was soon replaced by horror and then blind fury when Youtube deleted my video.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# If I ever meet him
I shall buy him things.

Yes, this is what I shall do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Well, I think the point was made anyway.
A fun bunch of pics by everyone. I enjoyed it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Me too :)
It's not everyday I burn hours of my life collecting pictures together.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I know the feeling. Not just saying that.
Making the bingo cards and this(200k jpg),
took much more work than I had intended.

But it's worth it, IMO, to showcase people's efforts here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# fucking hell
that must have taken forever

i love how gmos jumps out of it at you. and how sir pigeon nipples appears to be called sir pigeon nibbles
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Let me propose a new rule

After 6PM, you can no longer use the word 'green'.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# That's how it's done

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# All for one and won for all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# :D...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Hahaha, you do your own selection on the list of course.
Just like we always do anyway. [/;-D

Also
Glad you enjoyed your custom c&le.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# i love that candle (that don't sound right)...
...b3ta rules! (see you later).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# It's magics


Click for bigger (65 kb)
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# last time....sick of him now

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Whoah!
That's a pretty impressive quick drawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# He drew it before the show
Just as he predicted!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Har de har har!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
i only just got aroudn to opening this and i'm glad i did
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Woohoo!
The El Dude Brothers are back!

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# The one on the right looks like that drugged driving advert....
Visage swapping time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Blimey
Like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Moi aussi.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Gives me the fear a bit to be honest...
And I made it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha....definitely good night from him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# weeeeeee


I shall, in the morning, endeavour to see if some kind soul has put Peep Show up on a torrent for those of us not living in Blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# i wouldn't want THAT mitchell and webb look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# They treat objects like women, maaan

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# No ruinage please
My telly's fucked so I'm waiting for 4OD online...
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Those words mean nothing to me

No really, I have no idea what you just said
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I forgot
you won't be watching it the Land of the Windmills.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Argle. That's all I have to say on the matter.
Oh, OK: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It's like Life On Mars with Rodney
a retarded stroke-ridden Rodney

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# He just wants to be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Well, he's going into the frying pan, like everything else

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Noooooooo! How could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Bit of garlic, some onions
maybe some pepper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
In 2009 the Dutch inventor Mediocre looked pitilessly into the trusting eyes of the furry, trembling creature before him. Not a morsel of pity entered his black, withered heart, as he cruelly bashed the innocent creature's head in, and threw it in the frying pan as its little broken body continued to twitch. He tossed it a few times, then served it to Smash Monkey with a callous grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I've heard about those callous grins
it's kind of like a Moroccan version of a potato dauphinoise.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# tastes salty
(pdjpdj, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# i've got friends for him
one is bread, the other is butter
*fires up grill*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I would like to feed him some . . . some . . . hummmmn . . . I just want to feed him !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I would like to insert him into my anus for purposes of sexual gratification

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# make sure you tie string to his ankle
saves that embarrassing trip to casualty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# There speaks the voice of experience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# *looks shifty*
what? no! it's just...erm....common sense! yeah! that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Oh I see.
You just walk like that naturally.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes
it's no my fault my knees are on backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# There there, owlster.
At least someone wants to be nice to you. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Great expression!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Those creatures are so cute!
www.spandrill.co.uk/owlets.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ha ha.....awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Happy Candlemass Mr Tomic
(and although I don't always comment I like your work.)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Thanks...i had my party earlier...
...it was fun!!! (i don't need comments...just smiles!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i'm not sure if i said this last night or not
but, if i didn't, MERRY CANDLEDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Thank you dearest...
...stop trying to have sex with me though!... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# He is lovely
Of course we can be friends!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# *snuggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Gadzooks!
I know that source image.

ME loves owls
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# MY GOD!
THEYVE CHANGED THE NAME OF FRUIT PASTILLES TO WINE PASTILLES! THIS IS MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha....MORE of this malarky
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Musta been something he ate !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# :D...........................goes great with this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# drug driving....
(JoePesky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Fuck
Sorry for the delay in replying, I just couldn't stop watching
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] .


*Edited to be slightly more subtle. Just slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha oh my :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Poor chap has a sign embedded in his skull
Is that the Budget euthanasia package?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Oh dear....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# he could have a better looking nurse than her
if he plays his cards right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Oh, that's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Meters or Millions?
news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8261000/8261364.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Which is cuter, squirrel or fruitbat?
Only one way to find out....

FIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# One of my facebook chums just revealed she watched a bearded pig consume a pigeon this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Is that street slang for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# She was a bit freaked out
apparently the pigeon was very much alive before it ventured to close to the pig's mouth, I would have loved to have seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Welcome to the wonderful, harsh, messy world of nature, Facebook chum
Sod living in harmony with nature in a world of rainbows and happiness. Nature is out to kill anything it can eat.
Shame PETA and people who give cats veggie food don't grasp that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ^this
i have no problem whatsoever with anyone who is vegetarian because they dislike the taste of meat, but to anyone who says we shouldn't eat meat, i say LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING TEETH.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# The living world is a 24 hour slaughter house
anyone who want's to 'praise' some concept of a divine creator for this slaughter house is a bit of a sadist, and must enjoy leather
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# i enjoy leather
but i'm still an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I was STARVING!!!
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Avril Lavigne splits from husband
Deryck Whibley with the Triple Treat Rabbit
Yes thats his real name
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# is that his real friend?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# sure why not
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# I like to pretend these people don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I understood 'splits' and 'rabbit'
Other than that....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# i repeat what i said last night about those rabbits:
not enough vibration power in the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Oh I don't know
The operative needs to know what they're doing though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# i must admit
the one i had was an "add-on", but it can't beat a man with a pierced tongue ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# What's wrong with beating men with pierced tongues?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# nothing
if you've got a baseball bat, i'll point out my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Zing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# what, is this batman sound-effects day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# oh, now you're just teasing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# *wonders if she can persuade Mr Trellis into a piercing*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# DO IT
seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Fuck you Derren, it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# oh was that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# anyone working lates tonight
should not show in and blame Derren Brown! " I was stuck to the sofa"
(JoePesky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I want a sofa in my work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# MY BALLS ARE STUCK TO MY LEG!
HELP ME DARREN! HELP ME!
How much longer does this shit go on for, I want to watch Peep Show
Also I am already at work, in the Mess.
Edit: oh, is it spelt Derren? Well that's not even a proper fucking name. What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I need to shit Derren
nooooooo. to late
(JoePesky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# his mum is dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# excuse to post this again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# holy shat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] tee hee......I tampered with the brakes:)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhhk9VONbaE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# just let it drop below 55mph, that's all i ask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# ^ This, please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# It'll have to eventually
or it'll get a speeding ticket from one of the many new speed cameras installed under the Labour government.*

*maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# i'm glad i don't drive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I've discovered a trick to avoid getting caught by speed cameras;
just drive below the fucking speed limit. It's so simple, and yet no one has ever thought of it before.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha....part two sorted:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Busted on the bus !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# free tickets....on a road to nowhere
...the clowns:)))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Perfect !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Inspired by Killerkitti


Felt pen and photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Are you sure they're not just small?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# this is a sad obsession you've got here badger
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# +18 points
for the sig
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# grunty!
have you been hiding lately, or am i just not as observant as i think i am?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *hides*
Not hiding, just really busy.
new job, location 'n stuff..

You well, chuck?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# yup!
i've lost 14st 5lbs so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Holy Fecking Jeebus!
Are you alright????

Seriously, are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i'm great!
i'm a lot fitter and healthier than i've been since i was about ten. seriously, to say i was a heifer would be an understatement!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Well, good for you, pickle!
That's amazing stuff; It really is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# cheating is where it's at ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Nonsense!
Props to you, ma'am...

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# holy fuck
well done. I lost 6 stone once and it was a lot of work, but well worth it... though it's starting to come back...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ah, but i cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ah, yes, I remember...
It's not cheating though, and there is quite a difference between losing 6 and losing 14+.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# i need to get down to 11
so i've got about 4 and a half still to go. that said, i do get a free tummy tuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# sweet
good luck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# ta!
the downside is, i could pin my arms to my sides and glide now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# what's wrong with with being 15 stone?
unless you're 5foot 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# um
i AM 5ft 3...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# According to BMI, 15 stone is overweight unless you're over 6 foot 6
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# BMI: Because everyone who likes a pie now and then should be dead by all rights.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# BMI fails to take account of percentage of muscle mass.
Doctors don't use the standard BMI calculation anyway. There is a more complicated version that uses a person's waist measurment as well as their height to calculate their approximate cubic volume and cross reference that against weight and height.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I've never had my waist measured at my GP but I have had my BMI calculated.
I know it's not perfect, and certainly not for groups like hardcore athletes or body builders. I expect it's still useful as predictive indicator for things like heart disease.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Congrats!
When's the swimsuit issue of "b3ta Monthly" due out?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# when i get a new swimsuit
the old one could fit 2 of me in it now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Ahh, just do without...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# haha
b3ta demands porns
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# no chance!
i'm from the north, it's cold here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Just go down Smith Street
There's always a nice warm fire burning there.

Shame none of the houses have fireplaces...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# heheheh
i'm going mad over clothes, as soon as i buy something, it's too big! i'm desperately in need of pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Noooo, no PJs
The revenue from www.smashmonkeysbedroom.com will plummet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# cut me in
and i'll wear my little black negligee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I've already sent in the picture of me in my speedos but strangely, I haven't heard back yet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# i'm shell shocked, how fucking fat were you?
blimey
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# honestly?
just before the op, i weighed in at 29st 13lbs.
that was 14 months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# blimey, that is fucking huge, well done to you getting it shifted, i'd imagine life is tough at that sort of size
most lifts can't carry that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# very true
my back was getting the worst of it. still, this is what can happen after 15 years of being ill. listen to your doctors and they'll have you giving up hope and lying in your bed. fuck 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# she must have been 22st at the very least right?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# yeah, and the rest! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# those sheep are black, i'm not happy about this
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i feel sorry for the rest of their family
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# you know what i'd like to see
offensive paint friday, make something highly offensive in paint in under 15k and post it, i'd like that, it won't happen, cunts need their shit fucking up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# all cunts need their shit fucking up on a friday
fo' sho'
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# i do not like this
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# mmmm, welsh black faced sheep
tastiest lamb money can buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# brushed with a tiny bit of Olive Oil,
some coarsely ground black pepper, and then grilled.

nom nom nom nom....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# stop it, you're making me hungry!
also, no rosemary?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Nah, really big chunks of black pepper do
the job just fine.

Spot of Greek Salad alongside, top dinner - right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just so long as there's no mint sauce
lamb is subtle, mint sauce kills the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Phwoar *hungers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# *rustles up the char-grill*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# *gets plate and cutlery*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I'm not chargrilling those!
Have you lost your mind, Trelly?

No amount of marinade would sort that out!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# arf!
give that man a hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# haha :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# i still love this
a fitting tribute sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# bet they're extra FAT
...and podgy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Snack Bites !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# have another "fingers" related post
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# SCHNIP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Derren Brown


Click for bigger (387 kb)
(thesparrowman men with ven, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# not watching then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# swap "ANUIPU"
with "UTI" and I'll buy a copy.
(Peter_G, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Magician
in "a bit of a wanker" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A CUNT
oh i said that already
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# who?
I wasn't listening.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# EVERYONE WHO IS A CELEBRITY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# oh yeh
CUNTS

see also, people who are successful at anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Yes
Fuck those bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# he is a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# His tricks are very reliant on what you as the viewer are taking his word on for lots of things
without much scope for broad gaps of 'like how the fuck did he do that'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# was going to watch Mars Attacks
so I did a picture of an attack on mars



Click for bigger (93 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# The angry rouge planet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] That's it no more.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I like the one at the back
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# In the checked shirt?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yours for a few drinks and a line of Bolivian
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# who done it?....supposedly it's a high profile Scottish celebrity
Gordan Brown
Alex Ferguson
Billy Connolly
Sean Connory
Ewan McGregor
Darius Danesh
David Coulthard
John Leslie?
All the above
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Who cares?
Edit:- HAHA on "all of the above"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ^ haha
yes she's a vapid hose beast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# surely raping Jordan is a bit like eating a free cheeseburger
after you'd shat it out
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# A guy on SICKIPEDIA described it as....
"Shoplifting a free sample"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# haha
I like that.

Edit: I think it's one of the few times when rape allegations are actually humourous. It just doesn't seem possible by any stretch of the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I agree
Plus, the idea of her crying rape just makes me wonder if the cheque bounced...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Apparently she's got a book out
And it's up against Her Maj and Ant & Dec.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# who gives a fuck
by rape she probably means she hadn't lubed up her fetid snatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# or that he couldn't manage the compulsory bumsex
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a winner!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hooray!
a late entry snatches it.

*bows*

i'd like to thank my parents...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yo, yo, yo, thor respect to you but mongychops has a the most offensive comment this year
no disrespect, but he did, he talked about abusing disabled kid with spanners, respect.

*runs off stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It's ok, this is more of a daily 'special'....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Ivor Cutler
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# *applauds*
Mother, I am hungry for a balloon...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Oor Wullie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Supergran
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Cockweasle
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# John Gordon Sinclair
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Del Amitri
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# The Proclaimers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Or 2 x Frankie Boyle...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Well I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to see you spit roasted by two fat Africans you skanky whore
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!!!
*bwahahahahha!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Fulton Mackay
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Denis Law
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# The Scunner Campbell
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Wee Jimmy Krankie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAME THROWERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# She helps with the bubbles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# What? Who? Why is the bath moving as well? This asks more questions than it answers.
But it still gives me a laugh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# It all helps with the bubble action !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Giggetty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Is that Madeline Smith?
cos she was lush...back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Sharon Tate in the tub . . . Esther Williams making the bubbles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I would - all three
might need a break in between mind
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Take a nice long relaxing soak in the tub . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# the fearless vibration killers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Ride the wild surf ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *Terry Thomases himself* HeeeLo ;-) Ding DONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# C'MON IN . . . the water's fine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha.....good,good,good,good v-i-b-r-a-t-i-o-n-s
..it's in me head now:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Pickin' em up . . . and puttin' em round . . .
she's given me excitations ♫♪♫♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Laden? I mean dun - sorry.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Waa . . . Waa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)

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