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# Destroyer of gods
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
# jurin' tha woahar...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Excellento!


(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# And on the seventh day he created... possums
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# or
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Nora Batty?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# married his cousin, weirdo
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# but was she hot?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# she looked like him, so yeah
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
Edit:
Wow, b3ta is quiet these days!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Keep the noise down, you!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# (sorry)
*creeps*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# i've noticed that too
*bangs pots and pans*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# That's how the Chinese name their kids innit?
ching, pong, tang, clang
/Bernard Manning mode off
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Satan I compel thee by the power of Christ
Leave this child's body.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# WTF lol
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha, my life is complete
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Ha ha, great!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# O HAI DARWIN!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Vogue Traders


That's all. Sorry. Had to get them off my chest. So to speak.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Do a Rogue Trooper Traders NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Old or new Rogue?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Heck there's two?
Well BOTH of them!!!!!!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# A-ha I didn't think I would get a chance to repost this :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I remeber that from a draw off
What ever happened to the draw offs.... *sigh*
Gone wiv da angelz now.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Well I got a job so I am less active during the week so tend to miss them.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# How about
Rogue Braiders
Rogue Vaders
or that favourite spelling mistake of anyone who's ever played a thief in D&D, the Rouge Traders?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Well you got that right.
What a pair of tits!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Hahah
Indeed.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Haha
These are both good :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# lol cheers
.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Bralols
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# He's a sith and he's okay...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)
# You forgot
Brogue Traders!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Actually I thought of Brogue Traders
But just. Couldn't. Be. Arsed.

Feel free though.

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Buy buy buy! Sell sell sell! Buysell! Sellbuy!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Likey!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Pogue Traders


(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# *spang*
:D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Haha
(although I do not recognise the pink symbols)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I think they're
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Ah of course
I should have guessed the crown of thorns really.

It would make gaming a bit more confusing.
"press crown of thorns not to die!"
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
# You are not leaving the house dressed like that!


aww but daaaad!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
# No self rescpecting dad would let his daughter go out
like that - I hope in the next frame her dad is wearing a ball dress or nipple tassels
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ever?
Edit: that's odd only the subject line of your post appeared at first hence my reply as just the subject sounded a bit Fritzel like.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Yes i pre-maturely posted that post,
I blame that on eating a sandwich at the same time. Sorry
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ah now that makes sense :)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I would
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Stella artois its biblical
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:27, archived)
# It's?
Or its biblical what?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:35, archived)
# My money is on
its biblical capacity to exacerbate domestic violence
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Don't make me put my white vest on!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Don't make me burn the dinner
and fuck the neighbour's son, who also happens to be my nephew!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'll Stella Artois your biblicals!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Needs more beaten Mary Magdalene.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] all fine and dandy until you have to talk to god on the big white phone
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Have my new response:
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:56, archived)
# why thank you
exquisite needle action there, sir
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Can
mine go up to 11 please?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:32, archived)
# love it
:))
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Meh
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAH
please excuse the pea

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Ha ha, nice!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:37, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It's the Rozzers!!!! Wind it back Ralph
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ding
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:08, archived)
# haha lovely plates
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Internets ! ! Bring out your hover toys !
and hover dogs and hover cats and hover eels


cfb
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Cooooooooooool!
Have a hover heron:
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)
# jaffar cree !
well it kinda looks like one of those spaceships at first glance

Hooray for Hover Heron
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Nice - looks very warhammer 40K
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)
# ta ! sauce may well be
was messing around trying out layer masks
and it seemed like a good starter pic

/noob blog
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:15, archived)
# The Pride of Cumbria!!
:D
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Nice!
Have a hover Pat Butcher.



:)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:17, archived)
# always new there was something odd about her
..
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:20, archived)
# :D

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:42, archived)
# utterly
self powered by internal methane production unit
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ooh yeah
I have a hover emu somewhere

edit: no it was an ostritch


(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Aargh!
Deeply disturbing.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# this is the stuff awe is made of
nicely !
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Now I see


how the banks are making their money back
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)
# BAR?
I don't get it.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# CLAYS?
I don't get it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# aw fuck I did it wrong
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:28, archived)
# hahahha
there was only ever going to be one type of response to this post
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:33, archived)
# apparently not
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:36, archived)
# BAR?
I don't get it.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Since the other two options have already gone,
I'll just say that I don't get it.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:28, archived)
# MNNNG?
Mmmnng mnggg mngg mng.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:28, archived)
# ^ better answer, right there
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I'm clayin' like a bastard here
/remembers when it was all RIS?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:30, archived)
# gradient C?
I get it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Clays?
I don't get it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:34, archived)
# MORONS?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)
# This is real puma!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:40, archived)
# SEX?

I don't get it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I'm sure that is not in any way true...
You big hunk of Dutch lurve, you.

;-)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:45, archived)
# P RICK?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Bar See Lays ?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)
# looks like I arrived to late to join in with the obvious joke making.
:(
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:11, archived)
# BARC
I dont get it!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)
# WINDOWS ABOVE BANKS?
i don't get it
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Barc...lays
You dont have to put on the red light
those days are over
you don't have to sell your bonus to the night
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 19:37, archived)
# EWCOMIC79 - Accident Pt.5


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To be concluded next week :O
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hang on, we're just electing someone to give our official response.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:22, archived)
# The Germans have reelected Angela Merkel.
She will be calling by shortly, to give her response
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Damn,
I was rooting for Fritz Kuhn
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Gettin' news from b3ta incident number 1,521
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:26, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Vielen Dank, Frau Merkel.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Heheheh

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I think Microsoft are finally giving up the fight
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:47, archived)
# YARRR!
I like this also, pirating software is natures way of telling software companies that it is too expensive to buy.

(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Why would I steal Office when OpenOffice is already free? Silly Seventh.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# But the interface isn't all bevelled.
It's clearly inferior.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:09, archived)
# DISASTEROUS REVELATION!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:10, archived)
# This is true.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# haha - good point
I know little of these matters as my spiffy laptop and all software was free, courtesy of the government.
"Why yes of course I need Photoshop to complete my studies. Biomedical Science is full of image-manipulation assignments y'know... No, I couldn't possibly go to the library - my brain disease makes it impossible *waves MRI scans and neurologist letters*"
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Expenses-fiddler.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)
# In all seriousness
I spoke not one word of a lie or exaggeration at my DSA assessment, but the amount of stuff they decided i was entitled to was shocking.

* High-spec desktop computer with TFT monitor, MS Office and printer [and they later gave me £200 towards a second-hand laptop when my neuro decided i needed lumbar punctures every six weeks and I kept passing out when I sat up for more than 10 minutes.]
* Digital dictaphone - i ended up with a minidisk player/recorder and mic AND a USB-type dictaphone in the end - and free batteries for 4 years.
* Three bookchairs [stands to hold books at a 'better reading angle']
* White boards and pens
* Tungsten T3 Palm PDA
* 2 floor-standing lamps, 3 "task" lamps and free bulbs for 4 years.

All of it was useful, and all very well used and I definitely wouldn't have been able to afford all of it myself but.. REALLY? All of that?

*shrugs* hey, life gave me an incurable pain disease, I'm gonna take any advantage I can get out of it.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Is it permanent or temporary?
And awww *hug*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:40, archived)
# permanent
I've had a headache since I was about 9 years old. And unless something magical happens, will continue to have the same headache ceaselessly until I die.
Still - I get free stuff and hugs out of it! *hugs back*
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)
# You are truly welcome to my tax money paying for that stuff
and I'm not jealous at all. That disease sounds impressively horrible.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I'm appalled at the amount of free stuff my girlfriend gets because of her life-threatening dyslexia.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Dyslexia is life-threatening
especially if you read the label on a bottle of bleach and it tells you "mixes well with Vodka"
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha!
Just checked the actual site - they expect anyone to pay that much for software when they can get openoffice for free?! Or even go to the pirate bay and get it?
*click*
edit: I've also switched back to ubuntu from my 'free' copy of windows 7 ultimate.Boo Microsoft.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] easyGod (bindun?)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Oh fuck yes, this is for me!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Suits me,
As I don't has a fucking prayer anyway
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)
# that bible is made of ham
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Psalma Ham?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I think this is the first post I've seen on b3ta that just made me sigh.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Zeltergiset, you're fat.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# You've upset me.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Upsetting.
Here's my apology:
#zeltergiset+sorry
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)
# So how come you make most of your points in the form of hashtags now?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ha
nice one
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Is it a bird... Is it a plane... Well its sort of both, cos its 'Boeing 747 Parrot Boy'.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# that text is so good i read it twice
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# jinkies!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)
# What is it?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Both
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Is it a bird... Is it a plane... Well its sort of both, cos its 'Boeing 747 Parrot Boy'.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
Can do anything a spider can: a spider!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] The tree of knowledge held the secrets of illegal downloads


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Apologies if this has been done loads before
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Titties!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:21, archived)
# i'm not impressed...it's blood sexist...she gets to be in the nip with it all hanging out
and do they think of us ladies and gaymen..no..they give him a fucking leaf...fucking piss take.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# To be fair
Men's bits are not one of God's most aesthetic designs, and fannies don't really hang out.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I have seen plenty of fannies that hang out.
Mainly when I was a student in urology attending prolapse clinics.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)
# but i like cocks....and i have a twat of my own that i can look at...for hours on end.....it's hyponotic.
no really.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# No, cocks are gross. Hilarious but gross.
Did you see my wadercat music video? I thought you might appreciate it :-)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Speak for yourself mate
Mine's a work of art.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ^this
with knobs on ;)
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# DING DONG!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# The guy's wearing a leaf
But the girl's wearing a snake :]
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# The snake isn't covering anything
whilst the leaf is!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ashally
he is nekkid

it's just in those days, gof had made man's penis in his own image, and yea, verrily, it was in the shape of a vine leaf

( hence the origin of the expression "to get wood" as when the man
plant gets excited, it's leaf would grow, over the span of a couple of years, and
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Macs: the source of all evil.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Taffy Lewis presents Miss Salomé and the snake. Watch her take the pleasures from the serpent that once corrupted man."
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# These are really nom - but they never taste the same twice...
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I love this
woo and yay, many times over
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Woop Woop!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Congrats!
and I Say!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Nah it was based upon some random woman on the internet
but it ended up looking a lot more manly that she did :S
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I re-iterate:
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Ye gads
looking at the pictures on your blog there is a disturbing facial similarity. Sorry this was not intentional.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# He asks if everything is him.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Not always
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Gratz
Image hosted by uppix.net

/returns lurking
(, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)

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