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[challenge entry] He dieted for our sins..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# lol! *edit wrong thread lol!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I wish
That was a film
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# They are both still alive
Make it happen. Write best script ever and get the funding.
It's that easy.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
#

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Op for The Cup!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I bet they'd do it as well
TO THE WRITING MACHINES!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I SAW RICHARD E GRANT THIS MORNING!
Fact. I squealed at him.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# When you see him you are supposed to shout scrubbers!!!!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# True story.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I was too shocked to do anything :(
And I was working so had to 'behave'.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i love him
(in a manly manly way of course...) *ahem
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Of course :D
Me too.. though he is a bit orange, which was upsetting. Still would though.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# There's no way Michael Elphick would have threatened T with a dead fish.
Uh-uh.
No siree..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
# he would have been thrown over the bar
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Either that or T would have returned the following day & chased him across the fields in a tractor/snowplough hybrid..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *beep*
we are currently in a pitching process for Weight Watchers...will send this trough as incentive for their members.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# watch humour!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:53, archived)
# He's spittin' 'em out like bullets!
'mazin'
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Excellent sir!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)
# gold!
loving that
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)
# har har har
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Yum, communion wafers
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Wuf!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# A work of genius, sir.
Kudos!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n!
:)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahah! *WOOs for inclusion if a bikerscout*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] And he would arise again to (unfortunately) work for Channel Five.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Did jesus go down the Gym that much??
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# He just walked a lot
And healing people makes you ripped, fact.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# nah, he was a big cheater - he couldn't hold his arms up for that long without the help of nails
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Level 7!!!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Sweet looking creatures, but those eyes.....
Pure evil in those eyes.
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# you're thinking squirrels
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Blimining hell! That's amazing!!!!!
:D

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# took me ages to get the stains off the camera too
;D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# A tiny bit of soap and put it in the dish washer is the best way.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# This is the nuts
in so many ways
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# PTOLS!!!!
*manhugs*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Cors!!!
Hello matey, you doin' OK?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Aye - I'm alright
you?

Still Festival Organising?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# yeah sort of
Next one's not for a while though, these things take time to do properly
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# SILLY ANIMALS, DUALSHOCK 3 IS NOT WIRED
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Them's just chargin their layzor functionality
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# They're just charging them up
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# :)
60 gig model ftw then :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# More like Playstation No Games.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I hate it when people who just randomly smash buttons win at Beat'em Ups
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Is there any other way of doing it?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Yup...
Spend months learning all the moves, special moves, combos & finishes.

Then get beat by an 8 year old girl button mashing.

Seriously i've won a Beat em up whilst thinking I was the other character.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Now that I'm old
I've no time what so ever to play / get good at a beat'em up.

Mind you I was always crap at them.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# The rumble packs would snap their arms at the elbow..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Is this case of games make rodents evil and scary
on account that they've not got the same brain capacity?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Loverly :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hiya Bela!
:)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Hey
Got the site going, decided to do my own banner (had to be 900 x 126)
saveift.com

Sorry yours didn't go up, but thanks for helping :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# No probs sir, anytime!
Hope it all goes well :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Rather nice Ninj, Rather!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
What o' :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Top hole, what what..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
#

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Heeehhh :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hmm, that last frame looks like...
Honk Parp
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# awww!
I bet I know what the goose shop is full of...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Swan porn can break a man's arm, you know....
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# pffffft
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Size of file : 0 KB (0 bytes)
WTF?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ...get a proper browser or try again
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Some people complained that some of my stuff was too big.
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Hurrrr.
94.75 kB (97022 bytes)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Thanks for clearing up that mystery.
:D
Why do people bother checking? I don't get it.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I was thinking how artifact free your image is
so wanted to see how large it is (so to speak)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# because this board is mostly frequented by mindless proletariats who follow the crowd of popular people who use most of their download quota on donkey porn.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Because those people are Riverghost.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Honk...if you enjoy a little goose.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# He looks a little...
down.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Honk!
*click*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah...
*Glees* and *Clicks*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D
Tum de tum toot toot teedle dee.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# You are a goose.
AICMFP
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'm Adam Sandler.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# GOOSE!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :(
HONK
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Well that was a bit of a
Wild Goose Chase.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# This is a wild goose chase...

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# It's a frickin' swan!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *honks* to death
great stuff!!!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# "You want workin' on, boy!"
Clickage.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "we want the finest fish available to humanity! We want them here, and we want them now"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# "Monty, you terrible cunt!"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Garlic, rosemary and salt.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Now that gets a click.
We've gone on holiday by mistake.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I love that film. Definitely in my top 1,000.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Brilliant film for sure...
"We want the finest communion wines known to humanity - we want them here, and we want them now!"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I demand some
water
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
"Withnails... there's a bloody great cross in the bath!!!"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Judas, you terrible cunt!
etc, etc
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
Haha!!!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Weeee
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yes!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# beautiful :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Just picked up the re-mastered version for 8 quid
The soundtrack is a load clearer now.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# He could at least crack a smile...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Is he sending the customary "home run" letter
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# "the thing is, Andrew, that my government stands for principles..."

edit: removed whacky tag :P
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# you fixed it.
much better.

Is GB saying - "just like that, haha ha"?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Nice reflectioneering.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# "This aren't the pills you're looking for."
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Young Alistair used to look such a tit in his Sunday best...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# ha :)
creepy yet hilarious
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# arghh! it's like something out of "Don;t Look Now!"
*fears*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Teehee
This is very odd, but I like it muchly.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# cool

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ...Look away!..........NSFW...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Unpleasant.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# You just know that arse is clammy and freezing cold
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Mmm...
Like a corpse.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# it's j-lo!
wid sum bootay action!!11one
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# SPACE HOPPER ARSE!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# The buttock impact is animated to perfection, sir.
Huzzah!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "Have you seen my Titswiggle"?...
...(ha ha...old joke)... :D...oh well...
.......back to reading.......
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Love your style, 'tomic - world class.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# could!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# As Philip went to smack her, she hypnotised him with her Amarillo dance!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I bet she'd never fall off a treadmill!
Yay for BoogieQueen!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# THE QUEEN BEE LUV'S TO BOOGY!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Munglin' wiv Lizzie!
*click*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Shake those boobies!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I believe Philip calls them the Corgi's!
?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D *Click*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'm looking to hard at her neck cunt flap about.
erghhhh.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhahaha! *boogies*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha! That's very well done :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Mirror, queen.
Gunpowder, gelatine.
Dynamite with a laser beam.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# "Love thy neighbour, and charge by the hour"
heheheh :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Oh Jesus!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# selty
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# helloooo...
...cutie pie!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Terrible! :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] The original audition with the bread and fish was much more entertaining...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# "Awww, now I've got blood on me giant marshmallow"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, forgot about this, have a compo pea :)

Christ on a bike? God on a hoverboard!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ohhh
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice one, Jesus!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# he's not great with
crosses though.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# nicely done
BTW :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Blessings of the saints be upon thee, Holly..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Nice one, Son!
Nice one, Jesus.
Now go and save mankind in my name, your name and the name of the holy ghost.


What do you mean 'what ghost'? Oh, errm, I'll tell you about that later. Muccccch later
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# His son's a cosmic zombie.
I'm sure he'll be able to get his head around the whole ghost thing..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# haha
for as long as I've been alive, some guy has maintained this rock on the Dava moor between Grantown-on-Spey and Nairn
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# He does
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# where I grew up in South Wales in the 70s this was painted in large letters on a cliff facing the town
for many years it also said after it "Pity Dai Davies can't"
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# cor, let in so many goals and never scored
who'd want him on their team?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Keeping paint manufacturers in Old English sheepdogs since 1983..
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Who does he save with though?
And does he have an ISA?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# INRI Direct
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] modern..ish
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Quick, Run! It's the anti-christ!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# or it's St Peter.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Historicalaccuracylols!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Australian Jesus?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# teheeheee
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
I hate specsavers, but their recent ads are good
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I really must get round to making my 'B3tans brainwashed by Advertising' profile badge
EDIT: ;)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
brainwashed by Advertising befuddled by keyboard
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
It does exactly what it sys on the tin, err I mean 8 out of 10 cats preferred it, NO DAMN!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# lighting miracle
going on there.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# It was Lupus, wasn't it?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It's always Lupus.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ah-haa! So the experiments can continue!!
:D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# This is what happens when you play Jamanji.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Good stuff :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# need more naked Lisa Cuddy :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I'll see what I can do about that...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Goodness me! I have a sudden desire to watch this show now that I've never had before.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# House is great..for many reasons :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Did you see the 90 minute premiere of the new season?
Was good.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# house in a loony bin :D
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I couldn't stop laughing when he headbutted his cake!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# ^this, but i still can't get around the hugh laurie factor.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# lubbly
:)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
You've got incredibly good mileage out of the same basic scene. And all of it's great! :)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The Texas Chainsaw Messiah
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Haha, but hammer is not chainsaw
stop! Hammerchrist
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:35, archived)
# True...
...but unfortunately this was the only decent pic I had from 'Chainsaw' to hand!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# squish
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Haha!!!
Nice one!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Well done, that man!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# The employee's what?
It's a possessive apostrophe. Which you don't need, any more than you need the 's' to indicate plurality, because there's only one of them.

What the hell is going on here?

0/10
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# MAKE'S ME SICK.
DON'T IT MAKE'S YOU SICK TO?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I feel really sick.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
# You smell pretty sick as well.
:3
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Are you pregnant?
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# FFS
It was already on the source image, and added to the irony of the thing. Back to your Beano.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Birmingham Council has gone done ethnic cleansed all our apostrophes :-(
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# my street ought to have an apostrophe. Despite living there for 15 years I only realised after hearing about this stroy on the radio recently
I amazed myelf and my unusual lack of pedantry.

I can;t sleep now though for thinking about it.

*sharpie at the ready*
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Yep, that's me
It's like an illness or something
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hmmm
They seem to have misplaced a virgule, that's their problem...
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] If it aint black, it's all whack!


Jebus double dizzle
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Get off that cross, master Windu!

(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Make me! Heathen mothefuckahhh!
edit : been to the last Osdorp Posse Concert ouwe!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# "Use the 'Fro, Luke. Use the 'Fro!
(, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)

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