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# Duotone goes ORANGE


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sorry, it's not very original, but I couldnt' resist

OP = Tubaman! respect to the man!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Someone should do one with a coat made of breams.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# bindun, i think
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# BINDO IT A-FUCKING-GAIN THEN.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# no, i'm busy eating soup
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oh, fair enough. I should hope you are having bread with that soup.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# nope, beetroot
it goes incredibly well with my homemade soup. so does bread, but beetroot doesn't make me vomit.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I love bread, me.
But white bread makes me sick nowadays too. Wholemeal bread and pasta and stuff doesn't though, so I don't think it's a wheat intolerance.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# its is a fair riff...
but does orange have anything special to do with it?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# An experiment in matching/blending awkward textures
Photobucket

I'm not saying it worked, but was fun to try.

elephant sauce
hippo sauce
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# nice mash
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ZE EXPERIMENT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG

But I like it that way
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# pretty close
even if it didnt quite work.

Only didnt work because they arnt quite facing the same direction. blending looks ace
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Thanks!
And I noticed the direction thing somewhat late on, so I just ran with it.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i thought it to be the biggest hurdle
the few times i considered having a go at such images
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# i swear by hue/saturation and lighten darken
not that i can do these well
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# That matches colours, yes,
but not textures.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Nice
have a Squalrus:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Awwwww! Cuuuuuuute!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Fun to look at too !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# why doesn't he like me?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# He does, he does!
He can't help the lugubrious expression, that's just his face.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# well, that's alright, then
how are you today?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Not bad, ta,
once again the cat is asleep on me and I can't move. On my shins, strange animal. How's yourself?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# okay
fully recovered from my weekend piss-up. been shopping and i'm cosy in my nightie, so all is good! the cat i had liked to sleep on my boobs
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I bet that was comfy!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# for the cat, yes
it wasn't comfy for me when i got a claw in the nipple
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Ow!
"Who did your nipple piercing?"
"The cat."
"Strange nickname."
"No, the cat."
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# heheheh
i can't have a nipple piercing, it'd snag my tights :(
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# pffft!
Ah, the happy days of going clubbing and getting piercings and spiky jewelery caught up in other peoples fishnet tops...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# the last time i went properly clubbing
i was off my tits on speed and danced on a podium for 4 hours
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# POIDH
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# ????????????
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ah, right
no pics, i'm afraid, but i was wearing a blue velvet pantsuit and 6-inch wedgies. i looked HAWT!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hippophant?
Elppo?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# It worked
thass lovely
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Its a bit subtle look at the ads
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# ...............
............................. Er, What?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Windows 7! lol!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Is this some sort of contest to spot the funny?

Because in that case, I want to be a judge please
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# "Scrawny to Brawny" advert one would assume?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# That's just what Mr. Powers would expect you to say

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# MWHAHAHA You'll never know
yeah its the scrawny one, the 300 one is real
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Windows 7 is shit.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# best windows ever
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# I completely agree
But it is still spectacularly shit.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
# better then a mac :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That is the WORST Firefox I have ever seen, without a doubt in the world.
Seriously. Sort it out. Fuck.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 5:55, archived)
# So...this is her next venture????

"Best wait for the lake to freeze over, bitch!"
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# that and vampire slaying
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I hope they get her someday..
..the Vampires, i mean!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# have you 'sagged' her breastices?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I heard she was going into films
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:18, archived)
# bow in the awesomeness of the lord
RPT time forgive me but i guess being the vatican its kind of in line with the compo atleast.

Gigapixel picture from the top of St peters basilica in the vatican looking out over rome.



Click for fully zoom/panable picture.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I can't see any ladies undressing in any windows so far.
3/10
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ^that
AHAHA
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# It was at the time that the pope was on his jollydays
to wherever he takes them. so he wont be around either
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# wowsa :D
Did you take these photos? If so: awesome!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# yes, it took bloody ages
due to me cheaping out and getting a camera with a crappy shot to shot time
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Well it's bloody awesome :)
Well worth it, in my opinion :D
nicely :)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Forgiven
Because that is all the woo and more
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Looks good ... Shame about the cake-icing mess at the bottom though. Unless that's what it's supposed to look like ...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# To avoid it you have to take the photos from the same place
which wasnt possible, i had to walk around the bit at the top, so bits close to the camera get fucked
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Aah okay. Prime lens?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# no Kodak z8612
bridge superzoom ,8mp, 35-432mm equiv. but only cost £120 so image quality sometimes suffers, and shot to shot time is crappy. Still good for the money, but eagerly awaiting the time i can afford a propper DSLR.

This one was shot at 116mm equiv with a few holes and the sky filled in at 36mm
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Oh right.
I would have just zoomed in to cut the bottom off, is all.

300 pictures is a lot, though. I've never done more than ninety or so. Got any of them printed?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I did have a couple of them printed in my old flat
but my printer is a bit naff, so not many of them.

Prolly shoulda zoomed in, but it adds a little context, and if the width/height ratio gets too large it can look a bit odd
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# it's like flying.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# woo yay
:)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Good go.
Woo.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I do enjoy these.
How many photos do you need to take?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# This one was about 300 pics.
My largest is over 1000 pics. (360 degrees at 432mm equiv at 8MP) Once the sky was filled in from lower resolution shots it came a bit under 8Gigapixels.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Wow.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# It took a while...
with a better camera its easy to do it fairly quickly. I borrowed my parents camera in france and managed to get 2.2Gigapixles from half way up the eiffel tower ( lifeinmegapixels.com/location.php?location=eiffele ) in a fraction of the time that this one took beacuse of the better shot to shot time. 10mins/Gigapixel maybe
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
It's wider that 400 pixels.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
#
slow ninja
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Well you know what they say;
'When in Rome... take a bloody good camera'
That is what they say isn't it?
Nice pic too :)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Yes.
Once there, i started to regret not upgrading, but i am young, another chance may arise
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# haha
I read that with a narrator's voice in my head. Yeah.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Woo hay!
Nicely, Sir!

This just happened today: I ordered a tripod clamp from the States on Sunday for one of my cameras, and innocently deployed the internets to track it's progress this morning. Imagine my fucking horror when I read:

Acceptance, September 28, 2009, 1:53 pm, MOUNT PLEASANT, UT 84647

...and being a normal human skipped the Utah bit at the end with my eyes.

So there I am juggling amazement at it flying over the pond so quickly, with fear of it landing into the hands of our glorious Royal Mail comrades who are currently revolting about yet something else, and it being at Royal Mail's central sorting office in WC1 currently at the mercy of strike action! I could hardly piss straight with fear, thinking of my poor little bit of metal lost and abandoned in some anonymous heap of abandoned mail!

Fortunately, I recovered my composure and realised UPS wouldn't actually have anything to do with Royal Mail and Mount Pleasant and noticed the UT in the email! Crazy coincidence though! :)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
whats the planned use of that then?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Nice bit of kit actually
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# How many megapixels does it have?


;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# how about 60?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I read somewhere that beast throws out jpgs at about 180mb
fucking bonkers

and technology we, as mere mortals, will have within the next decade

Probably on our mobile phones
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# it can do it
because its got a huge sensor. It would be a huge hurdle to fit something with that many pixels into a phone sized sensor without just having noise swarm everything.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Hurdle?
Think about what has advanced in the last five years with even Canon and Nikon, and Sony come to my mind breathing up their arse

Canon have just released an 18mb 8fps 1.6 crop 7D, with ground breaking AF, begging the question what on earth are their next 1D bodies going to hold

Getty Images have apparently stopped all purchasing of Nikon kit in anticipation of Canon's next release prior to the world cup, which given should be an upgrade to the 1D3, which, with all is it's spec seems very dated now, and probably why Nikon grabbed such a chunk of Canon's market. But given what Canon have just hurled out with the 7D, one can only shudder with what upgrade is on the horizon; I will buy it if it is full frame and not 1.3

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah, I know someone who rented that one for a job
looks truly delicious...and so did her pics
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Silly Americans can't even think of their own town names
;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I don't fully understand what is going on here, but do you have a Flickr account?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Woo!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
# all that rooftop space
and not a single undercover police observation team in sight
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# I'd love a giga pixel wheres wally!!
Imagine that!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Where's the pickle?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I do not like this cock and ball
I do not like it very small
I do not like it on the wall
I do not like it not at all
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
Is it only me who fucking hates Dr Seuss with a passion?

(No offence, Dog Biscuit Boy)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# none taken, mate
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# No, it isn't only you, although they're quite good for teaching kids wordz 'n shit.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
#
They teach kids how to shit????
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Crapping 101
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Not at all
The pictures freak me out and I just don't 'get' it. Doesn't stop me liking the op though DBB :)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# No packages, boxes, or bags for you!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I never encountered it as a young 'un
So I don't hate it, I just don't 'get' it.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
#
The cat in the hat always scared the shit out of me, and the rest of it just seems like ridiculous garbage. So, er, no.

Also, nice pic DBB.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 4:34, archived)
# A little ham...Adam am.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# would you eat it, with a fox?
 
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft silly
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# "Let go of your pickle
and sign this...!"

Zank will get it, anyway.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 4:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus at the gym.


Is that a stitch in my side, oh no it's a spear.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# He won't sweat it . . .
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# statue of jesus at the gym.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Modernise the bible: statue of jesus at the gym.

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# There's no lettuce...
...there's no Lemmy!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I am outraged. Outraged, I tell you.

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# haha
he's got some good upper body strength!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# well i like it
welcome
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
 
*endorses*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ARF! HAHAHA!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Why has thou forshaken me ?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# because you have small tits and a boyish figure.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Reason enough !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Because you're white and have a nose like Bill Costby

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# see the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm..
 
I finally bought a copy of Hefty Fine the other day
much on the same pattern as Hooray for Boobies but also mocking emo/goth rock a bit too
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I do get a laugh out of them from time to time

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I have all four of their albums now
 
CUZ YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# no...no...no....
...do not excite the creeps.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# CREEPERS !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# brute
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I think I may have eaten his pie
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# i had a fucking lully kate and sidney pie from a butchers in windermere the other day, it was the best pie i'd had in ages.
i have two mince and onion ones from the same butchers in the freezer at the moment.

i also got two massive cumberland sausages from them as well, cut from a length of massive sausage, it was fucking ace, best sausage in ages.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# who sneezed?
this is ace , i like your drawings, did you know your doodles are on newgrounds?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# ...
Yeah, Ive been posting a few up, Just to see how it goes.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Who touched his chest?...
...That is forbidden!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I have an air tight alibi . . .
your site is looking fantastic !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# ...
Thank you very much! :)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ...
On a side note, Ive just relised, He goes a bit with this guy...


(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Oooh, nice weapon
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# reminds me of 'The Mists of Avalon'...
...the rites of passage scene.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# haha, you should draw them fighting
I don't think I've seen you do an actiony drawing yet. It could be awesome.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# ^this
needs to be put into action for sure
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I said it once
So I shall say it again, I really like your style
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I probably haven't said it once
But I should have. I agree with Mr McFly.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# You have said it once now
Feels great, don't it?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I feel liberated
Although that could be the nudity
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# That's another pre-requisite of membership
Good to see you already getting into the spirit of things :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# 'Already'?
I've been a member longer than you sonny, and I've done more milestone pics than you've had hot dinners ;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Mohammered
No fatwas, please
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Nice!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# If it's "offend muslims" time, have Mohamhead:
Photobucket

Q&S
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# and Sheikh Mohamhead:
Photobucket
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# That's the way !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I like this and it would fit nicely with my challenge idea.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
#
He Mustafa need for beer!

I'll get my coat.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I know what Roman is looking at
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# erm
isnt that a kid?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# She's 17
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Of course she is.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Miley Cyrus born 1992
that makes her 16 - 17
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# 17?
roman has just lost wood.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# gotta be carefull not to post pics with kids ;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That's as dumb as any law we have here in Bush Amerika
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)
# More borderline kiddie porn?...
...No babysitting jobs for you!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Im not to blame for Roman Polanski being a Peado
and the last pic was a priest masturbating not kiddy porn
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# he made this gif?...
...ha ha...:D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# now that depends
are you a cop?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Maybe I am...(we'll be watching!)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Copper feel, lovely helmets,
etc. etc.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I'd like to beat her with my truncheon.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I'm tellin' ya....
...she really filled out those hats.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# rofl
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# OMG
hahaha nice
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Hmm, I give him 5.8.
Good "waiting for a hysterectomy" position.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# 3.1...
...even i've fallen better than that!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# He started off on the other side of the ring
but he'd had sprouts and cola for lunch.

*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Someone should animate that.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# feel free
ultimate farting championship
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I am
a) lazy and b) not that talented...but I might give it a go.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Just in time for The Fall Season !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# "Christ on a bike!"
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# some sort of tractor beam
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# haha
its b3ta's fault that i say such blasphemy
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# He was in the Navy?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Yea, he had this handy trick of walking on water
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Well what's he need a bike for?...
...The man is very confusing!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Get on your bikes and . . . RIDE !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ thats blasphamous
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Have a pea!
 
Want it roasted?
 
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# I have heard this one more often


Kwik-n-Kraptastik®
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Save us Lemmy!...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# One toke over the line . . .
Sweet Jeebus . . .
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# oh dear...nobody gets it...
............................... :(
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# explain please! :)
I was just sitting here waiting for it to animate...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# well...if the Bible is modernized...
...that means that Lemmy takes his rightful seat as "GOD", and should anyone ask for his help, his answer would be "FUCK OFF" for sure.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# It's All in the Name of Tragedy
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# So I was right !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I guess i can make myself laugh a little too easily...
...because this pic of Lemmy saying "FUCK OFF" cracks me up!... XP
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# It should crack you up . . . you are a crack up . . . keep it up !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Cracked, Crazy, and Mad...
...and once in a while Plop.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# DEVIL'S GRIP, THE IRON FIST
 

 
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Prepare to die!...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Now he's all drinked !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# A right proper Fuck Off!... :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# You heard him!
Everyone start fucking off, right now!
Do it every day and twice on sundays.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# So sayeth Lemmy...
...so sayeth the flock.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] How it really happened...
This took way too long. Sorry, I can't draw :)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# That's hot.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] found in a phone box many years ago

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhah
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# i saw a movie like this.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# What

the

fuck...

hahaha
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# *mutters*
Not what immaculate conception means /mutter

Also, biggar
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
Hee hee. It's just that this has come up twice today.... :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *huggles*
'ning lully!



Are you in a bit of a bad mood this evening?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# *hugs*
Not at all! Tis bash this weekend and I am in fantastic fettle gearing up for it!

Til we actually get there when I'll become the shy retiring wallflower you all know so well.

*mutters to self*Just don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# erm, ahem...
Aha YES! I knew that!
"true story of" as in "sexual adventures of"...
Yes that's what I meant.
*looks shiftily at the floor*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I apologise, how rude of me
It was not knocking the work at all, which really made me laugh :)

Just a bit of dogmatic inaccuracy, that's all :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Wow
You bought my excuse?

* feels the warm glow of one vindicated for a crime he did actually commit *
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Oh I bought nothing
You made a horrendous crime against a religion I'm not one of and you shall burn in the hellfires and damnation of that religion that I'm not for all eternity. Doesn't mean I didn't laugh at the drawings.

The filesize is still double what it should be though, and for that you shall burn in pixellated hellfires and dialup damnation until Windows has encountered a fatal exception ;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# This should be the new "BIGGAR"
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# *bows*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Ah the file size
Fixed it ! :)

I'm just a noobie, I don't know nuffin
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I don't think anyone cares.

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahaaha
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That's real HISTORY right there.
Factual and concise.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
oh my.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] children, let us remember why we celebrate easter
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Just right for hanging !
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# we don't celebrate Easter in our house...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Nice . . . just outside the house then . . .
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# O.K.,...
...BEER HUNT!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I'd say the yoke was on you
(self spangs)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# *puts sponge on spear*
*raises to dying Egg*
*mops*
*sups*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Isn't that when Jeebus comes out of his tomb
and if he see his shadow it's six more weeks of winter?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Sculpture at work
Just started a new job and saw this wooden sculpture that looks alot like a suntanned Adolf Hitler sitting in the reception



(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# kinell!
that shocked me on the refresh.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Looks more like Vimod to me.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:35, archived)
# its a Vimod dildo
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# B&!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Would say something trollish but not in the mood today :-(

This sums up my day
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# this sums up mine
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# And this mine:
What?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I want to know what happens next
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:08, archived)
# The same sequence, backwards.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Speaking of friendship gone bad


Click for bigger (42 kb)

Have this roasted pee on the subject
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Thank you, I guess it could be worse.
You are from Sweden! Do you like Snus? I am now hooked on it.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)
# That stuff
is like food to me...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I blame a Swedish guy I met in Fiji for getting me onto the stuff. I now much prefer it to smoking.
I have just bought some Northener 'whitening' energy snus with caffeine, taurine and guarana. It claims to whiten teeth and keep breath fresh. So far all it seems to have done is turn my teeth brown and make my breath smell like tobacco. Maybe I'm not doing it right.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# That's basically
the whole point of it... :D
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# that stuff's deadly
someone gave me some in the pub a couple of weeks back, i went straight from having smoked nothing to having smoked far too much, without once looking cool. what's the point of that?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)
# You have to give people wide tobaccoey smiles to look cool.
with a bit of brown dribble coming out the side of your mouth.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# For the rugged, manly look
that She can't resist
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# you think you got it bad?...
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:50, archived)
# That is extremely sad
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I'm a bit tardy
but here's my day.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# :-)
Which one are you?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)
# :(
My day was more like this:
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)
# It looks like you had a fucking awesome day today.
I hope my tomorrow is more like this.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)
# That's awful. There are no leaves on your tree stump at all.
;)
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Is it an anti-goose swan?
If not, it should be!

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# oh :(
That's not good. Which one are you?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:55, archived)
# The one with the short hair this time.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Just to clarify, the one with the long hair is a girl?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# We need annotations.
And background reading.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Unlikely as it seems, yes.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :( Girls.
Doing silly things like falling in love. You wouldn't catch us males at that messing.

That sucks for everyone involved :(
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yup
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I will offer you one (1) slice of cheddar OR double gloucester cheese to cheer you up.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Double gloucester then please.
Do you have any bread to go with it?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I suppose I could throw in half a cream cracker.
Or a whole stale one.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# That should go nicely with my bottle of port
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I've got half a packet of crisps you can have.
In my defense, its one of the big packs not the small ones.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# You work in Spain at a 2 star hotel.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
# He'll have someone's eye (or navel) out with that spike
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] deity with tits

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# He just wanted him to join the family business.
God damn hippy communist.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# God has moobs!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:27, archived)
# and a fully working clunge
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Wouldn't you if you were god?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# oh yes!
id have mine where my belly button is.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Or a "deitit" as I believe they're called in theological circles
 
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# or "theological circles"
as they're known in...etc.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *shakes paw*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# cunt
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Spotted!
You scamp.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Nearly, very very nearly
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] First post in quite a while!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He took two males of each species.
Now that's modern!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Shit.
I'd best get the washing in.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)

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