Duotone goes ORANGE
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sorry, it's not very original, but I couldnt' resist
OP = Tubaman! respect to the man!
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sorry, it's not very original, but I couldnt' resist
OP = Tubaman! respect to the man!
Oh, fair enough. I should hope you are having bread with that soup.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:22,
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nope, beetroot
it goes incredibly well with my homemade soup. so does bread, but beetroot doesn't make me vomit.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:24,
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I love bread, me.
But white bread makes me sick nowadays too. Wholemeal bread and pasta and stuff doesn't though, so I don't think it's a wheat intolerance.
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Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:38,
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its is a fair riff...
but does orange have anything special to do with it?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:48,
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An experiment in matching/blending awkward textures
I'm not saying it worked, but was fun to try.
elephant sauce
hippo sauce
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:55,
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I'm not saying it worked, but was fun to try.
elephant sauce
hippo sauce
pretty close
even if it didnt quite work.
Only didnt work because they arnt quite facing the same direction. blending looks ace
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:58,
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Only didnt work because they arnt quite facing the same direction. blending looks ace
Thanks!
And I noticed the direction thing somewhat late on, so I just ran with it.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:04,
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i thought it to be the biggest hurdle
the few times i considered having a go at such images
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:13,
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i swear by hue/saturation and lighten darken
not that i can do these well
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:00,
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He does, he does!
He can't help the lugubrious expression, that's just his face.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:19,
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Not bad, ta,
once again the cat is asleep on me and I can't move. On my shins, strange animal. How's yourself?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:26,
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okay
fully recovered from my weekend piss-up. been shopping and i'm cosy in my nightie, so all is good! the cat i had liked to sleep on my boobs
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:29,
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for the cat, yes
it wasn't comfy for me when i got a claw in the nipple
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:34,
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Ow!
"Who did your nipple piercing?"
"The cat."
"Strange nickname."
"No, the cat."
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:39,
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"The cat."
"Strange nickname."
"No, the cat."
heheheh
i can't have a nipple piercing, it'd snag my tights :(
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:40,
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pffft!
Ah, the happy days of going clubbing and getting piercings and spiky jewelery caught up in other peoples fishnet tops...
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:45,
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the last time i went properly clubbing
i was off my tits on speed and danced on a podium for 4 hours
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:47,
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ah, right
no pics, i'm afraid, but i was wearing a blue velvet pantsuit and 6-inch wedgies. i looked HAWT!
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:55,
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Is this some sort of contest to spot the funny?
Because in that case, I want to be a judge please
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:59,
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Because in that case, I want to be a judge please
MWHAHAHA You'll never know
yeah its the scrawny one, the 300 one is real
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:15,
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That is the WORST Firefox I have ever seen, without a doubt in the world.
Seriously. Sort it out. Fuck.
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Wed 30 Sep 2009, 5:55,
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So...this is her next venture????
"Best wait for the lake to freeze over, bitch!"
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:29,
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"Best wait for the lake to freeze over, bitch!"
It was at the time that the pope was on his jollydays
to wherever he takes them. so he wont be around either
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:30,
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yes, it took bloody ages
due to me cheaping out and getting a camera with a crappy shot to shot time
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:33,
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Well it's bloody awesome :)
Well worth it, in my opinion :D
nicely :)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:52,
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nicely :)
Looks good ... Shame about the cake-icing mess at the bottom though. Unless that's what it's supposed to look like ...
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:31,
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To avoid it you have to take the photos from the same place
which wasnt possible, i had to walk around the bit at the top, so bits close to the camera get fucked
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:32,
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no Kodak z8612
bridge superzoom ,8mp, 35-432mm equiv. but only cost £120 so image quality sometimes suffers, and shot to shot time is crappy. Still good for the money, but eagerly awaiting the time i can afford a propper DSLR.
This one was shot at 116mm equiv with a few holes and the sky filled in at 36mm
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:38,
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This one was shot at 116mm equiv with a few holes and the sky filled in at 36mm
Oh right.
I would have just zoomed in to cut the bottom off, is all.
300 pictures is a lot, though. I've never done more than ninety or so. Got any of them printed?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:52,
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300 pictures is a lot, though. I've never done more than ninety or so. Got any of them printed?
I did have a couple of them printed in my old flat
but my printer is a bit naff, so not many of them.
Prolly shoulda zoomed in, but it adds a little context, and if the width/height ratio gets too large it can look a bit odd
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:57,
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Prolly shoulda zoomed in, but it adds a little context, and if the width/height ratio gets too large it can look a bit odd
This one was about 300 pics.
My largest is over 1000 pics. (360 degrees at 432mm equiv at 8MP) Once the sky was filled in from lower resolution shots it came a bit under 8Gigapixels.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:41,
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It took a while...
with a better camera its easy to do it fairly quickly. I borrowed my parents camera in france and managed to get 2.2Gigapixles from half way up the eiffel tower ( lifeinmegapixels.com/location.php?location=eiffele ) in a fraction of the time that this one took beacuse of the better shot to shot time. 10mins/Gigapixel maybe
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:48,
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Well you know what they say;
'When in Rome... take a bloody good camera'
That is what they say isn't it?
Nice pic too :)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:41,
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That is what they say isn't it?
Nice pic too :)
Yes.
Once there, i started to regret not upgrading, but i am young, another chance may arise
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:42,
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Woo hay!
Nicely, Sir!
This just happened today: I ordered a tripod clamp from the States on Sunday for one of my cameras, and innocently deployed the internets to track it's progress this morning. Imagine my fucking horror when I read:
Acceptance, September 28, 2009, 1:53 pm, MOUNT PLEASANT, UT 84647
...and being a normal human skipped the Utah bit at the end with my eyes.
So there I am juggling amazement at it flying over the pond so quickly, with fear of it landing into the hands of our glorious Royal Mail comrades who are currently revolting about yet something else, and it being at Royal Mail's central sorting office in WC1 currently at the mercy of strike action! I could hardly piss straight with fear, thinking of my poor little bit of metal lost and abandoned in some anonymous heap of abandoned mail!
Fortunately, I recovered my composure and realised UPS wouldn't actually have anything to do with Royal Mail and Mount Pleasant and noticed the UT in the email! Crazy coincidence though! :)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:44,
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This just happened today: I ordered a tripod clamp from the States on Sunday for one of my cameras, and innocently deployed the internets to track it's progress this morning. Imagine my fucking horror when I read:
Acceptance, September 28, 2009, 1:53 pm, MOUNT PLEASANT, UT 84647
...and being a normal human skipped the Utah bit at the end with my eyes.
So there I am juggling amazement at it flying over the pond so quickly, with fear of it landing into the hands of our glorious Royal Mail comrades who are currently revolting about yet something else, and it being at Royal Mail's central sorting office in WC1 currently at the mercy of strike action! I could hardly piss straight with fear, thinking of my poor little bit of metal lost and abandoned in some anonymous heap of abandoned mail!
Fortunately, I recovered my composure and realised UPS wouldn't actually have anything to do with Royal Mail and Mount Pleasant and noticed the UT in the email! Crazy coincidence though! :)
I read somewhere that beast throws out jpgs at about 180mb
fucking bonkers
and technology we, as mere mortals, will have within the next decade
Probably on our mobile phones
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:20,
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and technology we, as mere mortals, will have within the next decade
Probably on our mobile phones
it can do it
because its got a huge sensor. It would be a huge hurdle to fit something with that many pixels into a phone sized sensor without just having noise swarm everything.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:24,
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Hurdle?
Think about what has advanced in the last five years with even Canon and Nikon, and Sony come to my mind breathing up their arse
Canon have just released an 18mb 8fps 1.6 crop 7D, with ground breaking AF, begging the question what on earth are their next 1D bodies going to hold
Getty Images have apparently stopped all purchasing of Nikon kit in anticipation of Canon's next release prior to the world cup, which given should be an upgrade to the 1D3, which, with all is it's spec seems very dated now, and probably why Nikon grabbed such a chunk of Canon's market. But given what Canon have just hurled out with the 7D, one can only shudder with what upgrade is on the horizon; I will buy it if it is full frame and not 1.3
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:43,
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Canon have just released an 18mb 8fps 1.6 crop 7D, with ground breaking AF, begging the question what on earth are their next 1D bodies going to hold
Getty Images have apparently stopped all purchasing of Nikon kit in anticipation of Canon's next release prior to the world cup, which given should be an upgrade to the 1D3, which, with all is it's spec seems very dated now, and probably why Nikon grabbed such a chunk of Canon's market. But given what Canon have just hurled out with the 7D, one can only shudder with what upgrade is on the horizon; I will buy it if it is full frame and not 1.3
Yeah, I know someone who rented that one for a job
looks truly delicious...and so did her pics
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:44,
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I don't fully understand what is going on here, but do you have a Flickr account?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:14,
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all that rooftop space
and not a single undercover police observation team in sight
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Wed 30 Sep 2009, 1:01,
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I do not like this cock and ball
I do not like it very small
I do not like it on the wall
I do not like it not at all
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:17,
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I do not like it on the wall
I do not like it not at all
Is it only me who fucking hates Dr Seuss with a passion?
(No offence, Dog Biscuit Boy)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:19,
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(No offence, Dog Biscuit Boy)
No, it isn't only you, although they're quite good for teaching kids wordz 'n shit.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:21,
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Not at all
The pictures freak me out and I just don't 'get' it. Doesn't stop me liking the op though DBB :)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:23,
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I never encountered it as a young 'un
So I don't hate it, I just don't 'get' it.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:25,
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The cat in the hat always scared the shit out of me, and the rest of it just seems like ridiculous garbage. So, er, no.
Also, nice pic DBB.
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Wed 30 Sep 2009, 4:34,
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Also, nice pic DBB.
would you eat it, with a fox?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:23,
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YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
"Let go of your pickle
and sign this...!"
Zank will get it, anyway.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:35,
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Zank will get it, anyway.
Jesus at the gym.
Is that a stitch in my side, oh no it's a spear.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:13,
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Is that a stitch in my side, oh no it's a spear.
see the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm..
I finally bought a copy of Hefty Fine the other day
much on the same pattern as Hooray for Boobies but also mocking emo/goth rock a bit too
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:26,
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I finally bought a copy of Hefty Fine the other day
much on the same pattern as Hooray for Boobies but also mocking emo/goth rock a bit too
I have all four of their albums now
CUZ YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:53,
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CUZ YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
i had a fucking lully kate and sidney pie from a butchers in windermere the other day, it was the best pie i'd had in ages.
i have two mince and onion ones from the same butchers in the freezer at the moment.
i also got two massive cumberland sausages from them as well, cut from a length of massive sausage, it was fucking ace, best sausage in ages.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:04,
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i also got two massive cumberland sausages from them as well, cut from a length of massive sausage, it was fucking ace, best sausage in ages.
who sneezed?
this is ace , i like your drawings, did you know your doodles are on newgrounds?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:43,
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I have an air tight alibi . . .
your site is looking fantastic !
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:45,
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reminds me of 'The Mists of Avalon'...
...the rites of passage scene.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:01,
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haha, you should draw them fighting
I don't think I've seen you do an actiony drawing yet. It could be awesome.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:03,
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I said it once
So I shall say it again, I really like your style
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:53,
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I probably haven't said it once
But I should have. I agree with Mr McFly.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:56,
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That's another pre-requisite of membership
Good to see you already getting into the spirit of things :D
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:37,
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'Already'?
I've been a member longer than you sonny, and I've done more milestone pics than you've had hot dinners ;)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:01,
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More borderline kiddie porn?...
...No babysitting jobs for you!
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:37,
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Im not to blame for Roman Polanski being a Peado
and the last pic was a priest masturbating not kiddy porn
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38,
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Hmm, I give him 5.8.
Good "waiting for a hysterectomy" position.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27,
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He started off on the other side of the ring
but he'd had sprouts and cola for lunch.
*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32,
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*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
I am
a) lazy and b) not that talented...but I might give it a go.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:51,
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Well what's he need a bike for?...
...The man is very confusing!
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:38,
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oh dear...nobody gets it...
............................... :(
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:27,
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explain please! :)
I was just sitting here waiting for it to animate...
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:29,
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well...if the Bible is modernized...
...that means that Lemmy takes his rightful seat as "GOD", and should anyone ask for his help, his answer would be "FUCK OFF" for sure.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32,
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I guess i can make myself laugh a little too easily...
...because this pic of Lemmy saying "FUCK OFF" cracks me up!... XP
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:43,
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It should crack you up . . . you are a crack up . . . keep it up !
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:46,
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You heard him!
Everyone start fucking off, right now!
Do it every day and twice on sundays.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:42,
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Do it every day and twice on sundays.
*mutters*
Not what immaculate conception means /mutter
Also, biggar
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22,
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Also, biggar
*huggles*
'ning lully!
Are you in a bit of a bad mood this evening?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:32,
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Are you in a bit of a bad mood this evening?
*hugs*
Not at all! Tis bash this weekend and I am in fantastic fettle gearing up for it!
Til we actually get there when I'll become the shy retiring wallflower you all know so well.
*mutters to self*Just don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40,
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Til we actually get there when I'll become the shy retiring wallflower you all know so well.
*mutters to self*Just don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London, don't get drunk like London
erm, ahem...
Aha YES! I knew that!
"true story of" as in "sexual adventures of"...
Yes that's what I meant.
*looks shiftily at the floor*
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40,
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"true story of" as in "sexual adventures of"...
Yes that's what I meant.
*looks shiftily at the floor*
I apologise, how rude of me
It was not knocking the work at all, which really made me laugh :)
Just a bit of dogmatic inaccuracy, that's all :D
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:56,
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Just a bit of dogmatic inaccuracy, that's all :D
Wow
You bought my excuse?
* feels the warm glow of one vindicated for a crime he did actually commit *
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:02,
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* feels the warm glow of one vindicated for a crime he did actually commit *
Oh I bought nothing
You made a horrendous crime against a religion I'm not one of and you shall burn in the hellfires and damnation of that religion that I'm not for all eternity. Doesn't mean I didn't laugh at the drawings.
The filesize is still double what it should be though, and for that you shall burn in pixellated hellfires and dialup damnation until Windows has encountered a fatal exception ;)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:15,
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The filesize is still double what it should be though, and for that you shall burn in pixellated hellfires and dialup damnation until Windows has encountered a fatal exception ;)
Ah the file size
Fixed it ! :)
I'm just a noobie, I don't know nuffin
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:04,
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I'm just a noobie, I don't know nuffin
Isn't that when Jeebus comes out of his tomb
and if he see his shadow it's six more weeks of winter?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:13,
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Speaking of friendship gone bad
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Have this roasted pee on the subject
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:47,
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Have this roasted pee on the subject
Thank you, I guess it could be worse.
You are from Sweden! Do you like Snus? I am now hooked on it.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:51,
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I blame a Swedish guy I met in Fiji for getting me onto the stuff. I now much prefer it to smoking.
I have just bought some Northener 'whitening' energy snus with caffeine, taurine and guarana. It claims to whiten teeth and keep breath fresh. So far all it seems to have done is turn my teeth brown and make my breath smell like tobacco. Maybe I'm not doing it right.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:59,
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that stuff's deadly
someone gave me some in the pub a couple of weeks back, i went straight from having smoked nothing to having smoked far too much, without once looking cool. what's the point of that?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:01,
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You have to give people wide tobaccoey smiles to look cool.
with a bit of brown dribble coming out the side of your mouth.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:11,
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It looks like you had a fucking awesome day today.
I hope my tomorrow is more like this.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:53,
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That's awful. There are no leaves on your tree stump at all.
;)
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:56,
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:( Girls.
Doing silly things like falling in love. You wouldn't catch us males at that messing.
That sucks for everyone involved :(
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:14,
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That sucks for everyone involved :(
I will offer you one (1) slice of cheddar OR double gloucester cheese to cheer you up.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:58,
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Double gloucester then please.
Do you have any bread to go with it?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:03,
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I suppose I could throw in half a cream cracker.
Or a whole stale one.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:04,
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I've got half a packet of crisps you can have.
In my defense, its one of the big packs not the small ones.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:12,
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He just wanted him to join the family business.
God damn hippy communist.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:25,
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Or a "deitit" as I believe they're called in theological circles
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