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# Because I'm bored
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Poor egg. Sorry for egg. Poor egg.
Poor egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Hi Tttttssssssatttttsr
Snooker. Your opinion on the snooker. Talk about snooker. Who will win the snooker.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I am unsure. I didn't get to see it today, but I'll try and catch up tomorrow.
So far I've only seen Davis vs Fu. I'd have preferred if Marco Fu won, but Mark Davis played a better game, so he deserves that. I'm not sure if Ricky Walden is still in, or even got to the final 16 - either way FUCK YEAH RICKY WALDEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Yeah man Walden's in, playing Tuesday I think.
Ding and Stevens was good. I watched that one. Stevens must be upset because he nearly won but then he lost.

Ding means 'nail'.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# RICKY WALDEN FOR KING.
I assume either the usual sort will win, or one of the up-and-coming sort. Hendry, Higgins, O'Sullivan for the former group, Carter and Day for the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Carter's out, man, Carter got beat bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Oh shit. He's played one of my favourite shots ever.
I have favourite shots ever. I love snooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Do you get a little annoyed when people say to you OH AND THAT'S A BAD MISS
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# An intrinsic quality off a miss is that it's bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# I think that misses are sometimes specified as being bad misses
in order to emphasise their relative badness in comparison to other misses.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Lets play frisbee sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I meant in the Mitchell and Webb sense.
It's a catchphrase in their snooker commentator sketch, and like all catchphrase comedy it's pointless and irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
#
Actually its not pointless - it was necessary because it originated in the Mitchell and Webb Sound radio show and set up each 'snooker commentators' scene. They tried it with just the clinking of balls but on radio it was harder for the audience to recognise. So the 'oh that was a bad miss' thing was there to frame the scene.
(becks3uk, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# but he too is some sort of egg
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Danger exposed wiring
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Yesh, kill them eggs

Kill them in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# very nicely shopped
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Thx
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# He wants to hide his submarine
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# nice side boob action
and within VPRC guidlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# That's no boobie
It's a large boil on her arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# EWCOMICS80 - Accident Pt.6


Click for bigger (291 kb)
And thats the end of this story arc, hope some of you guys liked it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Heheh
Can't say that I've nearly seen them all. But the ones I've seen, I've enjoyed watching.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Herpth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Ahaahahahahaaaa
Fine Work *click*
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Haha, fantastic.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Now if only they could incorporate smutty innuendo into female characters' names
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Come back in 3 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# stay here for three weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hullo!
Were you in Derby yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:10, archived)
# do something for 3 weeks
stay here, go somewhere else, it's up to you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:11, archived)
# eat only brie for 3 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hallow3n
Shurley?
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Why is she flying her broomstick backwards?
Tchhh, female flyers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It's not backwards
Originally witches rode their brooms that way, but it got switched around somehow.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# THREE WEEKS THEN SOMETHING.
DO THING! THREE WEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# THREE WEEKS! THREE WEEKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Aren't you listening? Three weeeeks man. three weeks. So.


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] on a scatological theme
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# If there was a God
They would be covered in Scat

From a great height
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Figurative to literal
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] grot sniffers
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Musky.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Here he sits broken hearted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# noon everyone

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# sneeky peeroast

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Is zombie sex necrophilia?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I used to enjoy that
until some rotten cnut split on me.

ba-DUM *tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun but I had to really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Looks ike e's spoilin fer a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Or he needs a wee
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# this is mesmerising.
mesmerising....
mes....
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Gleeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Great Googly-Moogly!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Fair Googly-Moogly!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# eeeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Holy, er, googly mooglies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Zounds!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Is that my id?
You've fuond my subconscious!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Here's mine:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Weird, yet playful.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# It's Ringo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# There's something about its expression
that makes it look like Jamie Oliver.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Top fonting work there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Haha! Great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# haha!
and nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Where ya bin, WiL?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Shhhhh, I'm not here!
No real reason, I wander...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I did a bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# AAHRHGHH
NO

(*click*)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Phwoar, portable tubgirl...
For when you need to disgust yourself to the very core of your being, on the go!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It's Wallace's greatest invention
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# This gets a click for exposing a bestiality scandal that has been kept hidden too long
Excellent detective work
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# He looks so proud of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Wouldn't you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yes, I am
/ac

Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Good choice of expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# He's doing it again! TURN IT TO FULL POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# A whole bunch of people just died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Look, we tried slipping him valium.
All that did was cause a wave of high pressure that kick started a couple of small typhoons. If you have any other suggestions believe me we're open to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# If you flood the valley then he will have to swim
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hmmm, a low level of water could indeed lessen the impact of his stompings.
This could be a major breakthrough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# He only does it to mess with our systems.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# He is angry that somebody took his little arms.
This is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I like to think it's sort a mischievous smirk at being able to collapse the walls of reality by merely jumping up and down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# That's more than a bit, Mu.
He's giving them a damn good thrashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Full power, dammit! FULL POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# She cannae take it Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# We all know what happens when the power runs out...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# This doesn't answer any of my questions about perception.
I'm calling shenanigans.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# oh er...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Just relax. Everything will become very clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'm scared. But also reassured.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# This is warm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Shit, has he been buggering around with the temperature again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I love you mue
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hush, not in public sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Top stomping, there.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Don't encourage him!
We only just finished repairs from the last time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# He's just expressing himself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I wish he'd do it like Sundrop and merely pop in and out of existance a few times.
Rather than, y'know, dooming us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# That's a lovely horse
You drew a lovely horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:23, archived)
# He could carry you away to places you can't even imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Mu's lovely horse stomping through the field
Where are you going with your back plates glowing in the wind?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I smell a new sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
#


(not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# *tips head to one side*
Whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ok, I need an "I love this!" button
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Impending peril.
Reality levels failing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# STOP JUMPING. FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Haha oh dear.
This today is indeed slow :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:53, archived)
# is there a football match on or something?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hello treacle

I stole this idea, as you might already know
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Is that .. a ham sandwich?
But I thought he was a Muslim.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# could be his day off?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# That is logical
Thanks for clearing that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Turkey ham?
As if such a thing could exist.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# clicks
with no comment
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ...which would explain how that kid grew up and became Uncle Fester
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# When I worked as a Home Carer
I looked after an elderly woman who claimed she was the "kid" in this film under the name of Jackie Coogan acting as a boy. Now she was either quite mad or an unsung celebrity - unfortunately she passed away within a few months before I could get to confirm it - true story.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Update: I've just wikipedia'd it
and in fact she was quite mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I don't know whether I'm sad about that or not.
But I like the story :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# It is sad - she was a lovely lady and I had no reason to doubt her story.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
If you're going to choose between Wikipedia and someone you know... pick the person you know. ;)
(Good Penny, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha perhaps there is truth in these words :)
I think perhaps though she may have appeared in a local stage production of the Film and got muddled up what with being a kid at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# You wouldn't think that kid would grow up to be
Uncle Fester in The Adams Family.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# might not have been
it's quite possible they had stand-ins or even stunt doubles - perhaps she was one of these?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# TJ: How the fuck do I stop imageready from deciding where it wants to position my frames?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# What you mean Mu, what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I have some layers I want something to move behind, but imageready says no, and moves them out the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I have got no idea what you mean.
But good luck, and godspeed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Which photoshop do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# CS2
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah just go to Window > Animation and use that instead. :]
You can optimise your gifs in the Save for Web window, it's much easier than pissing about in imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# That's not what I want to do, I want to prepare my frames beforehand. In the DECENT image editor.
Not the daft one that comes in imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I'm saying you don't need to use imageready for anything at all.
You can open gifs in Imageready, move them over to Photoshop and sort out the layers the way you want them in photoshop, open the Animation panel (through the 'Window' drop down list) and make frames from layers that way - it saves you pissing about in imageready at all, outside opening the gif.
You can make animations using only photoshop, and save them with the save for web panel in photoshop without having to do anything at all in imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Oh you meant the animation window in PS, yeah that moves my shit around too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yes, you need to make the layers the way you want them before opening them in frames.
If you need to edit the frames, you delete all of them (except one - IN THE ANIMATION WINDOW, not Layers!) then change the layers.
Then you click the arrow at the top right of the animation panel (assuming you're in windows, I don't use a mac) and select "Make frames from layers" to reimport the frames.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Rebuilding the animation from scratch seems to work.
I don't know about "make frames from layers" as I need to reuse and overlay the text frames.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# have you tried making a single pixel width frame around each layer
then cropping the finnished thing by one pixel when its where you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# The first frame shifts the relative position of the objects on the other frames
so move the object in the first frame and then on each frame there after.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Oh yeah, and there's some "propagate frame 1 changes" box you can untick to stop that happening.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:02, archived)
# That was the sort of thing I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Really?
I wish I'd known about this!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Yep
in my early attempts at ImageReady it was a continuing frustration- luckily I'm am now the master Mmmuuurururhahahaha... cough...haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# yep that setting is a bitch
you'd think they'd make it more obvious. Even when you know what to look for it's easy to forget where it is.
(gtfomh, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Although deadly in the skies, Sanjay was the world's ugliest fighter pilot
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha he reminds me of a black terry thomas
hard cheese old boy an' that
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ding dong, bwana.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Ah, but I bet he was kind to animals, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# pervert
looks like a Park Keeper keeping score of people he's caught dogging
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
i've got no idea why but this makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Ugliest human fighter pilot, maybe...


Top work ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That's ace!! And thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Pffft! Excellent! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# The Four Elephants of Hip-Hop
(stumpymoose honest weights & square dealings, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I find it hard to categorise this.
It will go in the 'woo' draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Yes yes YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# He got da mooooves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hee hee
That put a smile on my face!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:27, archived)
# LPHNTS!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *regrets that he lacks sufficient hipness to comprehend this*
but likes it anyway because it's silly
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# yo yo
I get da message across the foliage
Stomp-tchk-stomp-tchk
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Twoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I was going to say
"Did you paint this?" and then it animated.

For some reason, I feel the urge to ake a teletubbie out of it.

Have an owl:
www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/barnowl_tkb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# "She's got Marty Feldman eyes"
*Kim Carnes*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Mornin JP!!!!
How was the Derby 'Do' last night. I'd have loved to have come and bought you a drink sir :)
Is the new job still ok and are you settled in? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I couldn't get there in the end :(
A unexpected 300-odd mile round-trip prevented my attendance.

Yep, apart from the above, all good thanks. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Fine thanks mate
Sounds a helluva trip! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# FELDMAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Twit to Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] He came.....He saw....He came again.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I'm Spurtacus!
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# "We want NOTHING from Rome......nothing but our femdom!!"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Bindun with more crapness...


And yours is uncut...I didn't think he was Jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# He Comes?
haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Mrs Robinson, are you trying to GYHLJHHGCHJKJKJJHUYGCFFXFCHJJKJK
JRDHFGJHKHYDRTDTYFUJHIHKYGYJTG
EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Evenin' Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Evenin'
Or mornin', back in the civilised world.

Shit, it's afternoon now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Crap, they just changed the clocks here, too.
I have no idea anymore, other than it is dark and I want cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# That's in a couple of weeks here, thankfully
I'm just confused because I got up nice and early to watch the GP, which turned out to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# La la la la la la *can't hear you*
I'm going to watch it in a few hours. We end up with an odd mix of BBC and Australian coverage. One of the Australian commentators really knows his stuff and the other can't tell the front of a car from the back. They talk and then cut back to Martin Brundle. It's a bit odd, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Eep
Sorry. At least I didn't give away any actual details...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yes,
for the tentacles of my organisation could even reach you from my Antipodean lair...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Oh God, I want cake.
A huge Schwartzwaldertorte and coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ah bugger it, it's nearly ten in the evening.
I'll make that a Kaffee-Schnapps.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# mmmm cake. I wonder if I have enough stuff to make cake?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I don't have an oven.
/new flat on Tuesday blog.

What sort of cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *haha points*
I probably have enough stuff to make a cake but I couldn't be bothered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG
I just got some milk from the communal fridge and there was a maple pecan Daish the size of the Moon in there. I ight have to take it, eat it, buy a replacement and leave a note of apology in French to throw the scent off of me. Being English, I couldn't possibly speak another language.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Leave it in Swahili
That'll confuse the buggers

Edit: This is what google translate gave me: "Sorry kwamba mimi alichukua keki yako lakini tafadhali kuamini kwamba akaenda mahali bora zaidi ingekuwa vinginevyo. Mbali, unahitaji kupoteza baadhi uzito. Lots wa upendo, Mavis."

Evidently either Google or Swahili speakers don't know the meaning of the word "Sorry".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Aha!
And that would lay the blame squarely at the door of the African girl who lives in the room opposite the fridge.
Back in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# A perfect plan!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Go to Switzerland.
They use 'sorry' there all the time instead of 'entschuldigung'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Convenient
here in baden-wuerttemberg they mix and match, probably to see what confuses you the most.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# big fridge.
I always love special lectures at uni, they have the best cakes. Almost makes sitting through the dullarse talks worthwhile.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I've been taught the trick
of drinking tea through a Tim-tam.

Although Tim-tam sounds like a tampon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# can't say I'm a fan of that
probably because I got it wrong, got timtam crumbs up my nose and my ears went pop. Have you been converted to vegemite yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Nope.
Haven't tried very hard, though. the main difficulty would be getting the girls to accept it. They're not usually fussy about food, but the pair of them can notice the difference between Marmite and another brand of yeast extract, which is pretty discerning...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I fear they are too far committed to marmite.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yog shoggoth!
and many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)

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