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# C'mon guys...I don't wanna play anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Oh poor thing.
Now I'm all sad.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# (he just a cartoon)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# He still suffers.
I'm still sad.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# here...have a distraction...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# YAY!
mouse...balloon...mouse...balloon...mouse...balloon...

Balloonmouse!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# He's tough . . . he can take it like a snowman !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# A snowman on Hoth!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# atomic winter
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Your not elected Gorden
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh.
Drawing of his face is quite good.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I'm trying to work out if there's a reason for the spelling mistake
EDIT: I'm guessing not. In which case......

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# and after he got "you're" correct
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# texture like sun...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I wonder if he actually did the drawing of his face.
If not, then this is shit. That's right, I said it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# You have insider knowledge of the election results already?
Great then I can go back to not caring about voting anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Afterning

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Peaceful streaming scene . . .
looks like a nice place to camp down there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# sunny until chemtrails?
get back in the burrow little one-quick.....lully pic btw:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Nice. Are they penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Not a balloon in sight!...(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Did you know this is how they do it...?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Plenty of it to go around !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You need a dozen pink screamers to do a proper gloop roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I'm going to call my stock broker and have him invest in Gloop Roofing to round out my portfolio !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# haha and yet ewww it's like that film The Thing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# haha christ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Zombies
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I remember that on 'A Place in the Sun' :) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# yack!
reminds me of Brian Yuzna's 'Society'
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ^ this
what an odd film that was
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The tight
bastards.

Thats fab
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Its nice to see Jade didn't go to waste.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# This made me
happy
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# and me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# whoop whoop
*sounds air horn*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# A big steaming pile.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Dang. Closings are such a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# But the tittifers sung their song!
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Awww... Little mole loves the tittifers.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *rut row*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# That's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# haha--I'd trust it in the water (only)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# very well shopped sire
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Thanx--it took a lot of body work :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# lolplanes ftw:)...reminds me of one of the first things I did
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ahaha fuuuck
Edit: Prop AND jet pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Great . . . I always fly coach anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Dedsel Airlines has been grounded . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# :D perhaps Deadsel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I reckon that'll guzzle so hard you get about
3 feet to the gallon out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# That's what it got as a car :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
#
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] if america were still british
wouldn't have the same effect would it :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# The Great British symbol of crapping on anybody you think is below you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Surely the only way to crap on some one
is if they really are below you.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Well...
granted, it may be the easiest way, but personally, I reject 'easy' and use a complex system of pipes, tubes, pulleys, belts and siphons. This affords me the luxurious option of crapping on anyone, anywhere, anytime. I am also undetectable... well... apart from that one time, obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Heath Robinson wishes he'd thought of your system.
Just out of interest; what is the technical distinction between a tube and a pipe?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 'tube' has four totally different letters,
whereas 'pipe', although having two consonants and two vowels, has one consonant repeated.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Ah, I see. Thank you for clarifying that.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:02, archived)
# also, the internet isn't a series of pipes
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hi shada
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hi
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# how ya been
anymore fantastic doodles of recent
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# SOON
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I like this
so have a WOO:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Birds of a feather . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hee heee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Just hold them there until the wind blows in the wrong direction
and it will stick like that - true fact my Mother was always telling me that!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*proper office lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# woo!
great :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I know where that's going.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Stop hurting the tiny cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# :D for :Definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Slippery cats eyes are slippery . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# True !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Children's secretary Ed Balls meets with his portfolio.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# oh shit what


how rude of me, woo and a yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# don't take the piss ouf of a young burns victim
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# it's just my optimising, I'm sure he's fine!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I think hes just giving the indian boy one up the arse.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha!
how did I miss that?!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# and this
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!
He looks like the Romford scroates my missus teaches
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Yeah but
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# D :
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Fucking hell
scary-looking fellow isn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# They call him Trippin' Balls
I will explore this later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# arf............well done children...the sweets are on me:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Ever noticed the similarity?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# If only we could get him deported
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# No place would have him
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# We could deport him to space.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Oh right and start war with the Martians!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# and nuke him in orbit
It's the only way to be sure to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ah g'wan
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# This reminds me of
that scene in Labyrinth
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# like this :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Nicely shopped,
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hehehehehh ehh hehehhe
click
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Blah blah blah, I didn't vote for him*, blah blah blah
You didn't vote for Tony Blair you fuckwit (unless you live in his constituency), you voted for the party and their policies. Doesn't matter which monkey's in the hotseat!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hooray for sensible
and therefore ignored, arguments!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I listened to the two sales guys "wah, wah, wah" about not voting for Brown for an hour at lunchtime
I would have broken a chair over both their heads if I wasn't habitually lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I've been telling anyone who will listen for months
The Tories will get in because the public are BORED. It's the same reason Labour got in in 1997; it's the same reason Boris got the London Mayor job.

They are bored and can't see beyond red or blue...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Amen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# We should start a new Magenta Party
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:12, archived)
# The purple people party
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Splitter!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Otters' noses, anyone?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Apparently because I've become disenfranchised and disillusioned
with the entire voting system I no longer have an opinion - So if I said Gordon Brown was a man devoid of personality, wit, intelligence and was a complete twat who shags goats I could not possibly be slandering or being libelous about him online in a public forum as I don't hold an opinion anymore due to my non-votey status at least according to that stupid advert that does the rounds prior to elections.

BTW Gordon Brown fucks sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hooray for recognition of sensible and therefore ignored arguments
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# clicky
so true
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# *likes*

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ashally the pics ok.....as good as half the heads that get stuck on things:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Oi!
Only photoshopped images. The board nazis will come and get you!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Erm, it IS photoshopped...
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Whoosh!
That was the point flying over your head.

Implying that is really is him and not a shopped image...

*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# You need to get better
at your implications ;-)
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oi!
Leave my implications alone. I hardly know you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# What similarity?
Oh, and *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Eat the little fucker!
Nice one. Don't go! Interact!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# help me
heeeeeeeeeeelp me :) ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Like it!
Although I would have stuck Jeff Goldblum on there :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum devouring Gordon Brown
are you related to MutatedMonty?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Only on Thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Can I be related to him on Wednesdays then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Ah g'wan then
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Help me! Help me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# a painting of batman i'm working on


Click for bigger (162 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# BATMAN'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# he was even more
before i added a shit load of black to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# S'very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# What have you got against fire?
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# My mum always told me to not play with that Fire
So I'd play with wind, earth and water instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Wonderful, Jesse
you finally got it finished - The Bat man fiddles while Gotham Bums
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hehehee
he fiddles while robin watches :D not sure if its totally done - might do a few little bits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# :)
thanks.
its good.
you using real paints and that?
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# well as its hosted on fecking flickr all I'll see is a white square.
:( so maybe it good. I can't tell you.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# i've popped it on
b3ta image host thingy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# It is good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# no your good
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Oh my dear, Jesse it is you who are exceptional
I'm merely mediocre - hold on I'm not that mediocre he's from Holland or some place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# some where forign
:) nah your good - too damn good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# You're too kind!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# As if by magic, the shopkeeper went on strike.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Topical!
Mr Anthony Wedgewood Benn indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Nicely!
and nice username too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Gordon the Blobfish was a sad, lazy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:26, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# what the fuckering shud!!!?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# shat the fuddering wuck!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:33, archived)
# scunt the fudgery mug!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Fuck what? The shuddering?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Fucking Shudder the What!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ORDER ORDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# An Archers, lemonade and ice for me, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# In the post..
Expect them some time Next Year!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I am the only one who thinks
that looks like Peter Lorre playing Super Mario?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Always thought he was more of a Nemo myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# It looks alot like...
John Waters...scarily like him...
(Megamoss, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# 'shudder'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hippy Wax Burnin' Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# ta muchily!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# that the thuddering tuck
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] British Gothic
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston.
/ac

Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:31, archived)
# It's the umbrella that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Ha!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# woop
thats ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Oh. My. Lord.
That is just so wrong. Brilliantly shopperated but so very, very, wrong. *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Damn, those are reasonable prices too
I think I'll have the full English :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Really?
Clearly my local greasy spoon use the worst ingredients possible ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You ought to see our Work's Canteen
especially if you work as a Health Inspector you should really see our work's canteen ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# *hungers*
Tiffany's is a great name for a greasy spoon.

*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# see?
told you it was a good idea

I'm going there for breakfast, lunch AND dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Long way to go for a meal dude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# There's a place on the A38
in a layby called 'Breakfast at Timothy's'
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# That is just terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Damn it
I'm hungry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Fuckfest at Tiffany's!
Why didn't I think of that a fortnight ago. Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I don't know.
why didn't you think of that a fortnight ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I don't know
I blame the weather
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# blame Gordon Brown
everything's his fault these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh,
I was waiting for the punchline. I thought it was a joke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# When I order a Full English I never get chips
what a swizz
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# You need to get a better greasy spoon young Carian!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Technically...
chips aren't part of a full english, is probably why

sausage, bacon, egg, beans, shrooms, tea, toast
Piossibly black pudding or hash brown, is yer standard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
#
toast fried bread
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# It seems that the accepted
full english varies round the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# you mean that not everyone puts
egg, bacon, beans, hash browns, white pudding, black pudding, haggis, fried bread, french toast, toast, link sausage, square sausage and tattie scone into a blender then has the mixture fired down their throat with an elephant gun?

Don't know what you're missing. You can get that in BHS in Glasgow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Get rid of hte beans
and I'd be in heaven.

I'm going to buy some Aldi Fake Bacon, some cheap sausage that approximates our sausages, some cheap bread, and some Blotwurst, and have a proper fry up. FUCK THE DIET.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :)
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I must try this!
We did make a fry up at my mates when I was up there recently and he had Pork and Haggis sausages, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Haggis on toast
is very nice, especially with some HP.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Haggis is very nice
full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# batter it, deep-fry it, coat it in salt
and eat with loads of chips.

fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I am engorged.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# You can get that on the NHS in Glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hash brown???
beans is also suspect, fried toms and bubble and squeak ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Chips make it into a fried brunch

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# lol swizz!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I want to resurrect the word swizz!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Swizz army knife
Only 1 attachment and it's a spork
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/swizz
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Did you just add that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
#
No t'was there haha, but I wish it was me that did!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# FEED ME!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Seymour?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :D
I hope there's some bubble and squeak hiding under the menu somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Bubble and Squeak
and Chips? That's just crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ha
I'm actually from the camp that doesn't want chips with my fried breakfast, I'd much rather have bubble and squeak.
/FOOD OPINIONS ON THE INTERNET LOLZ blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# It also needs a cup of mega strong tea, and a strawberry milkshake (thin, not thickshake)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Strong Tea, yes,
Milkshake with breakfast? You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# It's a beautiful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but hardly traditional!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Hahahah! Cor blimey, I'm getting really hungry now....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# damn you sushi, DAMMMNNNN YOOOOUUUU!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm so freaking hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Eat some food then.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# You filthy deviant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I have none, Michael. I also have no money. It's a sad day for my tummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# This is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# here, have some left over kebab
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# someone post something this is making me hungry.
there is a lack of proper bacon here. :(
*can't wait to get back to uk*
also, *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# The UK cannot wait either. It told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I did make sure to only post
it after lunch. I'm sorry :(

Also, I have lots of Black and White Pudding in the fridge! Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# shut up
in better news, due to the lack of pies, I have been making my own! They're fucking brilliant. Pies and pasties galore round my house these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I have no pies.
So I guess that makes us even?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# roughly, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:24, archived)
# This is lush.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yeah what is it with the germans?
do everything you could ever think of with pork except make bacon.

i found some thin "bacon" in aldi. that's the closest i've found to what i'd call bacon. fuck knows what they think when they look in their dictionary, translate "speck" as bacon, and order some in a british cafe and then actually get something that *tastes* of something and is a decent size and GAAAARGH I MISS BACON SO MUCH

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yep
to make things worse, tegut had "Englischer Art" bacon in. I almost wept with glee, bought two packets, had a great bacon time, with proper bacon.

However, that is the only time they have stocked it. I should have kept the packet, as I'm no longer sure if it happened, or if it was just a wonderful dream.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I think it must have been a dream
because there's no such shop as Tegut over here. :(

There's a cafe near my flat does a British Breakfast. I've never felt like stumping up the 13 or 14 euro it costs, so I've never been able to test whether the "bacon" on it is actually bacon or not. I think I may go there this Sunday and see. It's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:25, archived)
# wouldn't count on it.
there's a cafe near me that does similar extortionate breakfasts, but despite the "London" breakfast claiming to be Englisch, it still has shit bacon.

tegut is perhaps an east germany thing... not sure. There are a few supermarkets around the place, but I assure you it exists in my neck of the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Could just be a normal Germany thing
Heidelberg does not count as Germany, it's its own weird little bubble. For all I know there's Tegut just a mile along the Autobahn, but around me I've got Lidl, Aldi Sued, Rewe and Kaufland.

This cafe's breakfasts are normally superb, and way too large, but I'm not banking much on finding proper bacon there. There's a good chance I'll be forced to spend three months back in Britain at the start of next year while I job-hunt. I shall gorge myself on bacon to prepare for my next stint on the continent.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Can't wait to here him sing Thriller in his croaky scouse accent :D

tv.sky.com/sky1-plans-michael-jackson-seance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!
a Michael Jackson Séance? Wow... TV sinking to a whole new low....

And I didn't think it possible to get any lower.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I'm hoping Derek will moonwalk on to the stage in a Ghostbusters outfit
before bringing Derren Brown on to help get the audience to jot down the lyrics to Off the Wall 2 via the paranormal gift of automatic handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# arrrrghhhh!!!!! *smashes cable box*
I'm half expecting Ant and Dec to have a segment in that show somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:58, archived)
# With a voiceover by Dale Winton
Bring on the scrawl!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# the latest southpark
goes that low.

oh yes it does indeed.

*rubs hands with glee*
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha, I heard about that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# This will be really weird in every sense
I can't believe they actually think this passes as entertainment. The only fun watching this would be getting drunk and laughing at the silly sod pretending he's in touch with Michael Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I love his show on Sky!
It's so cringemaking for him! Usually he picks on an unsuspecting granny who says that nothing of what he says rings true with them!

God bless grannies!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# haha what
why does this exist
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:56, archived)
# *facepalms*
also, the lineup for the show is extremely odd, Ancorah, Joonsarpong, some american charlatan, and Thriller co-star... what about perhaps the most obvious guest on a show about Michael Jackson's undead soul, Uri Geller? Or does he just do spoons?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# How that man gets so many viewers I will never know....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Especially since he was proven to be a fraud
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I think you should consider the retard to rational thinker ratio in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# gullible f**cks
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
yet another reason not to entertain anything touched by the hand of murdoch, nothing against him per se, but everything he controls is shit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:07, archived)
# oh dear..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# HAHAHA - "Can' you give us a sign tha you're 'ere Mickey?"
"Sommit jus brushed against me Fuggin' Nutts!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Yo, Kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha suits him - but why's he sat on the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The police are gonna hafta come and get me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Haha I've always thought I'd like to front up in a patronising fashion to rappers.
"Gosh DON'T you look tough and fashionable!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Mix 'em and cook 'em in a pot like gumbo.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Purple Pain
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Every little helps?


De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Ta!
:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ha.
Too true to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:41, archived)
# The plan are already in to rename our group of Islands
"The Tesco Isles"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:50, archived)
# This explains so much!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:44, archived)
# They'd churn out a bunch of surly kiddies
with a penchant for blue check shirts and an encyclopedic knowledge of their competitors prices
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# If
they don't pass the entrance exam they go to Tesco Value Schools haha
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# What's wrong with this paragraph?
Standards in many state schools are "woefully low" and employers must "pick up the pieces", the boss of the UK's biggest supermarket chain has said.

In other news :
Simon Cowell bemoans the state of the UK's armed forces
Kerry Katona criticises the short-sightedness of the Bank of England
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:57, archived)
# To be fair
you don't need to be a teacher to know something's amiss in our schools. It's just it should be the education minister talking about it; it shouldn't *have* to be a businessman who's concern should be lining his mammoth pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:02, archived)
# All the problems in schools
come FROM the school's minister

and shit parents
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Many of the problems do
I'd certainly not argue with that. Thing is, I can't speak for any field but my own, but when I did my A levels in 1998 I could say that

* Further Maths was roughly consistent across the last 8 or 9 years, because I sat each exam
* Maths was getting easier, but probably not statistically so
* Physics was getting easier, but my school insisting on making it final exam only helped keep the quality up

but at university, I learned that

* Maths before the GCSE came along was significantly more difficult
* Physics had been growing easier even since the GCSE came along

simply by talking with the lecturers on what they had to do in 1998 to prepare people that they didn't have to do in 1988. Extra maths courses, lots of shifting subjects into second or even third year that in the past would have been first or early second year. That kind of thing.

Talking with the teachers I had since I've left school, and with friends who've since gone into teaching, their chief complaint seems to be the sheer amount of testing that goes on. It makes it impossible to teach anyone anything; syllabi have been cut even since I was at school just to make room for all the "revision". My university finally gave in and added a year onto the degree to make sure that people could actually come out with a degree that meant the blindest thing. And the sad part of it is that none of it's the teachers' fault -- my teachers were ace, from primary onwards. It's not the lecturer's fault, they're having to deal with the results of it all.

It actually does seem to be a fundamental flaw in how people are being made to teach.

At the end of which huge block of text I guess I can conclude that it's the fault of a succession of target-obsessed education ministers, and that we're in agreement, at least about who's to blame...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Fuck me, an intelligent informed comment.
One thing I'd say: I reckon "target-obsession" isn't all the fault of ministers. I think it's a feature of society generally, which has spread to pretty much every field of endeavour.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# This may very well be true as well
And if so it doesn't bode well for the future of education :(

Failing another academic job I may actually go into private tutoring -- that way you're free from the constraints of national syllabi, to teach what you want how you want to. That might be quite nice, especially if I could catch university-level kids who want to move on faster than their courses are letting them. A friend of mine did that here, a quantum mechanics course in the evenings for *first-year* university students that's at least as good as my fourth-year course was. It was seriously well attended and she got awards for lecturing. Now that kind of thing does appeal. I'd teach relativity and statistical mechanics, properly.

Of course, my friend is also ludicrously gorgeous, which probably helped her, and I'm not, but I've had students tell me I can teach...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:02, archived)
# This thread's good.
I wonder what we as individuals can do to try to reverse this target-obsession?

Right now I'm so depressed about it my preferred solution is "emigrate" :-(

There must be a more positive and useful response?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Perhaps the best I've thought of
is private tuition. The only problem there is most of hte people who come to you have come to you to revise for exams, so you end up sucked into the whole thing. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I was trying to think of ways to get state schools out from under the malign influence of the DfES
(Or whatever it's called this week).

Would enough parents vote for a 'reduced assessment' school? Given such a vote, could the school act on it, and refuse to do all the assessments that DfESDfCSF demands? I guess not, without losing state funding :-( :-(

I always shook my head at US School Boards mandating textbooks etc. But the situation here seems much worse :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hmm, I wonder if I can find out the education policies of the major Parliamentary parties, in finite time?
Make some noise; influence some more voters.

In order of who my parents voted for :-)...
Lib Dem: "Equity & Excellence" (education policy)

Conservative: Schools Policy Paper
Quote: "1.1 Tackling discipline, preventing failure
Poor pupil behaviour is the most serious problem preventing teachers doing the job they love. Classrooms in which students are disruptive are environments in which no-one can learn. Pupils who feel they can defy teachers with impunity subvert the calm order which is needed for schools to function effectively. But in many of Britain’s classrooms students are not learning, nor allowing others to learn. Instead they are openly transgressing the boundaries which define good behaviour. It demonstrates not just a lack of respect for learning itself, but for others within the school community, and teachers have to be given the tools to tackle this issue at root. The balance has to shift back in the classroom, in favour of the teacher."

Labour: all I can find is this: Schools.

...
Wow. Well, on the basis of the words at least, Conservatives seem to have their heads actually screwed on properly on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)

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