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[challenge entry] Most certainly bindun - but not by me


Alternative spacehopper compo!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahahhaha!
He looks so happy to be in space!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Ta
Any advice for the "oxygen line"? It looks like a shit paint line (whereas it's a shit calligraphy line) but was devoid of inspiration on how to make it more realistic
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# bevel and emboss
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# ....
Genius! I'll have a play... then I'll try your idea
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# looks fine... But it you wanted to go overboard, smooth out the edges, add a slightly darker edge to one side
, use a tiny bit of burn on some areas as they are further back... but that would be taking it way too seriously
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'm writing these down!
Ta muchly!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# What a nice bouncy fellow you have there
I'll also pop this in as it's not worthy of it's own thread.

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Pfft
Looks like a floating letterbox
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# That
is awesome! *click*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# lovely
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh mimsie!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# arrrrgghhh!!! *claws at eyes*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
In other news, I'm going to hide this terrible pun in here, having got it out of my head, hang my head in shame then go and pretend to do some more work...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# For feck's sake, O Pete!
You really should be ashamed of yourself!

*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I am.
I was actually shaking my head in self-loathing as I put that monstrosity together.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Winner!
*spang*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Be careful what you wish for...
Just think of all the other puns in here waiting to get out if this one was the *top* of the pile...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
I don't geddit :(
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# It's usually worth
looking at the image properties and checking the filename for a clue
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha the Royal Ninj
Don't look in to the light!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Oh dear god!!! Funny though
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "So which of us do you want first, Angela?"


meh.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I thought they were all floating then
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# WHAT?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# The stripy seat and the stripy backdrop
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# doeas merkel where a merkin?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Why do you even care?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# i like hirsute women
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# she wears two - on her arms
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# OMG U TOTALLY DIDN'T PUT ENY EFFORT INTO THIS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, THEN MYSELF I TOTALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME I SWEAR I'M GOING TO DO IT I SWEAR TO GOD
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ...said Angela to George.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ... while rubbing his rudes
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
:)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Just a couple more minutes of work on it and you could have had drawer monsters.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
That's scary shit right there. Drawer monsters. Aaargh!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# You're being a bit generous with your censorship dontcha think?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# are they sitting on a tesco value diplomatic seat
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I would think so
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Alt compo pearoast

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
ace
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahha! Awwwwww!
is that Puss in Boots' face from Shrek 2?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# No! It's my gentically altered Kangaroo/space hopper hybrids face.



Well, OK, have it your way. It's puss in boots from Shrek
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Fucking fear!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I can't resist 'er
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# first post ever
scale of 1 to 10 ten being awesome please rate me
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I didn't actually understand it, tbh
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# This
I'm sure it's splendiferously clever though!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# is it a tremolo?
10 points for ldr censoring.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# it could also be a compressor...
but it's been a while since I did that sort of thing
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Da Vinci was a bit of a free thinker...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Another...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Weird Al Yankovic!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Brian May
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Actually he was a well-known sexual deviant
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I appreciate what you're trying to do
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] subtle...

Naked dog playing cards.
(at least I'm trying to keep em all in a single thread!)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# up!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Last of my Q&D....

I'll try for something better later lol
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon loved his new Goatse shirt
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry for the TJ but I don't want to put it in a new thread:
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Click!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Cheers Mr V!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# put it in a new thread
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# awww, but that would mean deleting it etc etc...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# the more infractions the better
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Bugger
was 1 minute too late and a bit lower down on the board.

Piss!

edit, having checked 2 minutes, all cause I had to throw the cat out of the room.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# oooh, unlucky there, MBA! Still, great minds, and all that :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Ahh well
You win some, I lose some
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I beat you both! :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Thought it must have been done.
Ah well
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I did this last night :]
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahha! Ace :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Thanks :]
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] well... if i must
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*CLICKS* Jacks lovin it

Personally, I would have chosen someone othr than Morgan Freeman on my 'Suck it' list...but hey ho..whatever takes your fancy
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# HAHA
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Start your whining engines ...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# It's a rock and hard place I reckon
Really easy "grab-an-image-off-google" and 20 seconds in tattychop challenges get LOADS of entries with a low quality threshold...everyone moans

Hard design based dones that involve some actual skill get few entries, (usuially quite good though) and everyone moans...

I would like to see one soon that actually forces people to put some sweat in. We have loads of designers here, why can't we have a graphics or design based challenge once?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Thursday... everybody moans
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I don't see why folks can't shop other people into an otherwise ordinary pic and make it suggestive, then add the censor bar??
*shrugs*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Sounds like the usual, really. I've rarely seen a compo that someone hasn't moaned about.
It's generally from the elitist, I'm-good-and-want-to-show-off-how-much-better-I-am-than-you-scummers group admittedly, but ... y'know ... some people would be pissed off if you offered them a million quid and a go on your sister.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# damn right, a million isn't enough
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Oh not your bloody sister
How about the million and your mum?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# far to exclusive. what do you think b3ta is? an enormous clique?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *checks friends list before replying*
....no why do you ask :)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# just a funny feeling...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I personally think that the best way to
maintain the quality, regardless of the subject, is to only allow one entry per compo somehow. It would certainly discourage 30 quick and dirty posts in an hour like last night.

Also, Real world challenges are always king as a bit of thought goes into them.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Personally I regard the challenges as just a bit of a laugh.
They're not hugely important in my life, I must admit.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *ducks*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *minces*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# minced duck?
nom nom
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Man ...
Minced duck - that must be some kind of gay paradox or something.

Maybe they'll build an extra-large Hadron Collider to study it.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sod 20 seconds in photoshop, you can do it in paint too



p.s.
must have bindun
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# *sympathy click*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Why how kind
I blame my bastard cat.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# this challenge is depressing.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Good lad!
*hands cookie*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *generic challenge gripe*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Racist.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# well arent we a bunch of angry geeks this morning
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# angry geeks = win
omg im totally going 2 rite a nu virus 2 get thm bk 4 this lol!!!!11!!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# aah, the hot stench of angry geek

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# a mixture of BO coffee breath and semen
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Fantastic Mr. Fucks
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I bet you will never catch this paedophile.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Controversial?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hah!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hahahahah!
ningles everyone! cor, I think I overslept a bit today O_o

is censorship seriously the compo for this week?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] No, it's space hoppers
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# this
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Seconded!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# haha! ALT-COMPO!!!!
:D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I'd like her to sit on my face.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# No, V, tell us what you're really thinking
Plus, if you went near her you just know you'd have the faint whiff of Chiles' crusty man fat round her rude area
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] This wasn't in the bible I read as a child.


I heard that he was hung like a donkey!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Took ages, but I managed to remove an SAS man's identity protector strip

I can see why now...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# haha
He better not drive a car the Police will have him for eyes like that!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Oh my goodness!
This is so funny!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Matt le Blanc?
pffft...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha! Put the bar back!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, George!
Gobble gobble gobble
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# OH MY!
I love the censoring

TJ Sorry - Anyone out there in wonderful b3taland got Flash CS3 that coud do me a massive favour and change a file for me very speedily for nothing but my love and kudos?

I've already tried www.whatareweyourflashfilealteringbitches.com, but they were all cunts

Ta
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hold it!
Flash, bang, Wallop! What a picture! *click* What a picture! What a photograph!

Sorry, can't help
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# thanks anyway mate
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I've got it at home
But unfortunately I'm at work, and my company doesn't deem it necessary for a design team to have Flash.

So, I can't really help either
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Exactly my scenario
CS3 Design and Print version - it's not even Photoshop Extended

Bah!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Exactly...
but at least you're on CS3

We're still chugging away on 2...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# yup I'll do it
well that's if CS4 is of any use?
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Ooh get you!
:D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I yam pirate
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I always wondered why black bars were put across the eyes of people to hide their identity
what about the rest of them?

Top shop sir!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# It's all in the eyes
Actually - this is a brilliant compo entry

fullfills the criteria on every level

get's a click from me

/would click again!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# That pic always makes me LOL
It's the guy on the left - he's LOVING it.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It's clearly the dad out of Dirty Dancing.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# keep fucking that chicken!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] The black bar makes this!
And has inspired a remixed pea by me

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ace
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# This is perfect :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Rah!
Also:

(Notworthitsownthreadquickdirtyetc.)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] bounce bounce bounce
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# soupherb!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Magnefique!
*click*
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I dream of finding such things in my pance!
Very woo.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# It's so smiley!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo/Yay/Houpla!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] They had a LOT to say that day..........
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaa
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss, old furry catpuss, wake up and look at this thing that I bring...
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# The realisation that your varnished, vinegar soaked sixer is about to get "Onkered"

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I have two conkers in my winter coat pocket. This is usual.
The ones I currently have I picked up in Devon two weeks ago.

Lovely things, conkers.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Fresh out of the casing
they have the most amazing naturally varnished "woody" texture and colour, I am always dissapointed when they dull off over time.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Agreed

Plus, I found a bum conker a couple of weeks ago:
And here's people thinking they invented the string themselves
(cfb)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha!!! Arse Chestnut
:D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# looks like a naked african tortoise, just before it sits on your face
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Ah, that brings back memories
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# oh, but doesn't everything....
/Moz blog
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# i picture this happening
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:18, archived)
# ha ha
Physics wins this round :D (love the guys smile)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Hooray for conkers
and conkering

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I fear the tree that conker fell off!
I definitely wouldn't stand underneath it!

Woo!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# love this
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Wonderful.
Got me all mirthed :)
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :D x2
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] QUICK NORWAY! JOIN THE EU!


(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Forget Norway!
KENYA!
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)

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