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(herman:D, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Well I like it anyway
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] comp - bin dun?


sorry
(frankie pigeon, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] altcomp
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# ALSO:
Is there anyone here who uses Fireworks and who is willing to give me some help please?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# When placing rockets with sticks, it is best to put the sticks in some kind of tube rather thank shoving them directly into the ground.
Otherwise they can fly of in crazy directions or just explode where they are.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Throw fireworks into sky. Watch in awe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
#
sky petrol station
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:46, archived)
# As their newsreaders burn.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Always ensure that your animals are safely shut inside before using fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Blow your arms off for fun and profit!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:45, archived)
# In the morning it's fun to collect the soggy discarded remains of rockets. Sometimes I like to wonder how high they went. Sometimes I write about it in my diary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:46, archived)
# As a child I always used to run out and try to collect the little paper parachutes that used to come down with some of the rockets.
True story.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:48, archived)
# I bet it broke your heart when they went in the neighbours gardens.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# The best firework I ever saw was at my village fete.
It exploded and shot out hundreds of little action man - like figures which floated down under little parachutes.
There ensued a great battle involving much bloodshed as all the kids in my village went mental trying to get them.

The best firework display I ever saw was went someone working at my local firework factory left the door open between the room where they assembled the fireworks and the room where they stored 4 tons of fireworks. One of the fireworks being assembled went off and flew through the door.
I believe you can still see footage of the resulting explosion on youtube. It destroyed our roof and most of the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Ah, here it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPFXD-DsPTM
Seriously, watch it, it's awesome. Some of the bystander's remarks are hilarious too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:00, archived)
# "it was hungry - it was angry - it was turning into a sort of monstrous beast"
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:06, archived)
# My favourite is the guy who tuts "There's a girlfriend of ours who works in there, oi 'spect she's dead'.
Mind you most things sound hilarious when said with a strong West-Country accent.
Bill Bailley is a good example of this. Justin Lee Collins bucks the trend.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)
# no fatalities, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:13, archived)
# No, but some guy managed to break his neck trying to fix his roof the next day.
He survived though. Eejit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:14, archived)
# we had a coolstore factory exploding last year in the Waikato, not quite as impressive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-sQqaufYVs

one fireman was killed though, and several others badly hurt
www.nzherald.co.nz/fatal-coolstore-fire/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501820&objectid=10502358
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# That's a pretty big fire. Is that near where you live?
EDIT: Shit, sorry to hear about the people who got hurt/killed. Hope it wasn't anyone you knew.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:15, archived)
# about an hour's drive
but of course it was big news.

google maps
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)
# I wish I lived someplace cool like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)
# they're all out of cool.
 
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hamiltron_city_of_the_future
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Affix fireworks to shoes to obtain: Rocket Shoes (+50 spd).
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Fireworks is shy but fireworks like to make you happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:52, archived)
# oh mofaha
expecting a serious reply on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# point them AWAY from your face.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# But not so far away that they point at your testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Affix fireworks to pant to obtain: Fire Pants (+100 cool).
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Have you checked your CMYK settings?
 
It could just be the monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Save matches by lighting your fireworks off other fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# ^ winner
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:02, archived)
# I use Fireworks but I have comedy answer about fireworks for you instead.
Do not be like my former boss and shoot mortars at undercover police officers from your roof to impress girls - ESPECIALLY if you recognize that the cop lives in your building and he is likely to come up to tell you he was not really sure whether or not to use his service revolver to respond to your repeated attempts to hit him.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Or at least don't be me, standing right next to my boss while he does this, wearing a sailor cap because I myself was firing off a flare gun, drunk, not giving enough consideration to how long it takes flares to burn out, say, once they land on a building
across the street.

By the way, I don't know how to use Fireworks.

Best 4th of July ever, though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)
# You arrived late to the party
and just after I'd considered and then rejected the idea of changing my original post to say, "ALSO: if you've ever had unprotected anal intercourse with one of your grandparents, post an amusing story about fireworks below".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:08, archived)
# what about more than one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:15, archived)
# I can't stand boasting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:21, archived)
# good work on the gas bag
baloon's not bad either
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# YELL AT MY DICK
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:53, archived)
# HEY DICK
YOUR A DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:52, archived)
# my dick says WHO YOU CALLIN A DICK, DICK?
its voice is startlingly similar to Joe Pesci.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:20, archived)
# he's funny, he makes me laugh.
 
Like a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIot-vgqJBA
4:25
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)
# hehhehheh
 
that's another show I've only seen in clips on youtube
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 5:09, archived)
# ALL TOGETHER NOW
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# FFAAARRRHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)
# NYUCK.GIF
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:24, archived)
# NAHYAAAAHAAHHAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 8:30, archived)
# eh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I want to put a marble in his hat and spin it around real fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)
# go for it
nothing distracts Gestapo more than moving marbles :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# jewish roulette?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# less damage than Russian
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:28, archived)
# yeah, cos rushin things causes injuries
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:34, archived)
# fft :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:35, archived)
# I shopped this pic once... i made their bags with Porno Shop logos.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:49, archived)
# first go at water ripples


Click for bigger (70 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:29, archived)
# it's the evil B'Harnii
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:38, archived)
# i think i've either fractured or dislocated my kneecap
unfortunately, the local hospital is Stafford, and i don't want to die
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# If you die can I have your stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:42, archived)
# you're just after my trumpton DVDs
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Also if you die can you do that thing where a cloud looks like your head and say hi?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:48, archived)
# i'll try to arrange for my face to magically appear on a car bonnet.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Haha, hooray for Barney
hooray for Barney
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:41, archived)
# in the future there is only shite tv
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# it is the show from hell
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# wow
how strange
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# this
is great. But does the one show really deserve so much of your creative time?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# *ahem*
he's using uruh hai's generator
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# still doesn't warrent the amount of time spent on the 1 show
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# one show cake
mmmm....
(JoePesky, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# that looks like waxy lard and runny poo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# u brk my hart
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# haha marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Pffft so true
So what do you think about rape, Alan Wicker?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# The names Chiles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Adrian is your king
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# OH GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# he sucks...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# :)
Even she doesn't look too happy about this.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
I wish JizzestoBrum Man was real.
His special power is to jizz into Adrian Chiles' face from anywhere on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Look out! Look out! There's a Jan Moir about!


/still curled up on the sofa since this morning - recovering from the previous night's party (in which memory loss plays a big part...)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# No need, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# And with this
it's g'night.

EDIT:
pic of Moir dumping on Gately's grave

No link now, sorry for nsfw.

EDIT2: Have this instead. Bed time now.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# excuse me sir, that appears to be NSFW
(Peter_G, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Yello There


5 block woodcut, about 9x7". It's been a while, B3ta, but I still love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Yay to this.
Don't go away so long this time okay
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Been busy...
Been running a lot, but all that healthy exercise stuff is winding down for the season... Put in a hardwood floor, all sorts of family stuff... But it was good to get away from it for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hey, that's quite nice.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# ah that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# It's KISS
I like KISS.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Yay! FoxGee is back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That's awfully pretty
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I love this and I love you.
This is really nice :]
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)
# She has a very nice feel about her !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# That's rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# ^ Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)
# Pricey...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# BILL TO THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I was not born then.
My last two electricity bills were £143 and £2.41, so I'll add that piece of information to this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# As if I didn't feel old enough after this weekend....
I was fucking 12 back then

Good night
(puts teeth in a glass)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# was the total £88?
or $88, even
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It was 88¢/h
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# g
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# m, t or p would also have been acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# This clearly isn't a bill for domestic usage,
that appears to be a 7 dial meter being billed for here, frankly, they just don't exist. Unless it's a 5 dial meter and we're missing the decimal point. In that case that makes Dr Brown's usage 12100 units for the period of a month, at today's prices that would cost approximately £1500, most likely significantly less back in 1985. This seems like a reasonable amount for any business/laboratory using machines that would require such consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Of course, you could argue that this is in fact a 6 dial meter,
which is exactly the sort that would be installed at say, a factory. In that case, the usage does seem abnormally high. With regards to the BBllEEUurururRRGGHHHHHHH, touch me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Have a scribble for sunday night...
(BadgeMan, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:25, archived)
# willy wonkas bonfire of jellys
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:27, archived)
# It's like an upside-down diagram of female bits!
Um. But much prettier. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# nice bedtime story anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
www.b3ta.com/board/7857494
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# haha
:)
(JoePesky, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)
# don't be angry....be happy

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:17, archived)
# he looks like a very happy chappy
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# it does look a tad miffed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I guarantee you an erection of steel!
Or so the nice email promised me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *cranes neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
*braces*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# HARRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# That's left me feeling deflated.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:42, archived)
# It sent me cyclepathic.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# You spoke out of turn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I don't get it
bicycles can't feel tiredness or fall asleep. also you've used a homophone of "too", resulting in a sentence that just doesn't make sense. you might want to proof read things before you post.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# shada
stop being a board nazi, its not like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I still don't believe you're doing an English language course....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# yeah bro i'm learning the correct pronunciation of old english this year
for useless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Obviously not.
It's Ye Olde English.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!

Well actually it's called Middle English, but that's neither here nor there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:56, archived)
# no I learn middle english next year
come join me in a forsooth egadsathon
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I will, but I am trying to practise my Bill voice at the moment.
It is virtually impossible to copy those ridiculous screams he does.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:01, archived)
# lol "homophone"
(JoePesky, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# "Yeeessss, Hell-oooo!
I'd like to order some mince please!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:13, archived)
# camp david has mince for breakfast
fact
(JoePesky, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:23, archived)
# im in DE-SPARE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Oh God
www.b3ta.com/board/9749807
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# WHEELS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I SPOKE TOO SOON
BECAUSE BICYCLES HAVE SPOKES. AND I ACCIDENTALLY VERBED ONE OF THESE STRUCTURAL SPOKES PREMATURELY.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Also, what are beer, wine and vodka kids?
Are they like vodka jellies, except where you feed a baby so much alcohol their become mostly alcohol like some kind of pissed aquaman?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Yes, exactly this. They are fucking delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *tyres*
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# :D
hehehe
(herman:D, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# aha.
 
ahahhhahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# sorry for height
(Peter_G, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Made in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] HOPPERS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hopper rocks!
Well, bounces actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:44, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# arghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Somebody dropped their sammich . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It was bound to happen
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# why thankyou
your photos are ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# :D
I took a wildlife film-maker who's been commissioned by the Discovery Channel and National Geographic no less to the Cat Survival Trust this afternoon to meet Terry, and took some footage of my own

Just waiting for vimeo to do it's thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# where's my mention
good to see you again sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Lovely seeing you mate :)
Some simply cracking pictures we all took
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# i managed to get a couple of nice ones
before the battery issues. mine will be the ones of the mesh
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I was going to ask you something about lemurs
but I notice you have a distinct bias towards cats, so maybe you wouldn't know.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ask about llamas
he's a world authority
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:30, archived)
# llamas and lemurs are almost identical animals in many ways
such as the names, the way the names sound, and the lengths of the names.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:33, archived)
# if that doesn't prove Darwin right nothing can
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I'm not a zoologist
but obviously work with loads of them, so i'm always worth a go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# OK, it's come to my attention
that there is a family of lemurs called the gentle lemurs, and another family of lemurs called the sportive lemurs. What I want to know is, are these lemurs named after their behaviour? Are most lemurs more vicious than the gentle lemurs, and are the sportive lemurs particularly good at sports, or what?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I have it on sound scientific authority the latter are exceptional at baseball
which concludes my highly detailed and thorough scientific explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Thank you for extinguishing my burning thirst for knowledge.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It's a misnomer
They like to steal people's cameras and photo albums, so they always have a lot of pitchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I imagine that when the sportive lemur family pass the gentle lemur family on the street they mutter offensive things
and the gentle lemur family keep thinking about reporting the sportive lemurs to the lemur authorities, but never quite get it together.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# It's a curious choice of name
I will ask someone tomorrow as to why!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# it really is the worst designed sofa ever
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
nice job on creating a new background, I suck at at that.

*click*
(Peter_G, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I hope he'll be OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :D
HOORAY...."more overtime guys"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# something after Lucy Kemp Welch...

1600 px version.

*ahem*
source: content.swgfl.org.uk/seaside/BmouthPics/foam%20horses.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:38, archived)
# lawdy
that's chuffin' ace
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Most kind, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# crikey
i haven't even started mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Oh, it's not done yet....
Don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Your what? Quest for love?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Yes.
Or maybe no.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# His foamy horse
they have a pact to do foamy horses.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Touch my foamy horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Bum gear in
rearrange to suit
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Waves of horses . . . more than just the surf is up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# As ever, an undeniable statement.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Concrete horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Bad Concrete.
Yes, very Bad Concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:00, archived)
# If you teleport enough horses you're bound to have a few of them go off course and get teleported inside a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# This is indubitably true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Glees
and possibly a little wee.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Was this what you were looking for?
It's taken *ages* to get right....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It is right
along the right lines. Now make it even better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Oh crap....
that's another weekend blown, then....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I love it
I just want perfection. Is that too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I guess not...
*sadly heads back to the render beast*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# /fame blog
you want fame? Well FAME COSTS! I forget the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Frankly I'm perplexed by the whole affair
"bum gear in, rearrange to suit" doesn't make it any clearer.
Urban dictionary has no definition for "bum gear".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] no doubt, bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love the tagline at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# That's the ones !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Boing John Malkovich
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I remembered
that had been but couldn't recall what image replaced the Malkovitches, so I took the Hopper route (slightly longer than walking).
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# *wikis*
Ooh, high brow!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# say cheese
click for opposite of small
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Gheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
# breadsleeves
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:13, archived)
# made for each other...
god help that little babby :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I can see why the dog looks worried




(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)

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