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# lovers at first sight

inspired by thesparrowman down there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha love it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# a bit clunky but .....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahhahahahha! bloody ace :D
just a little TJ (sorry!): some poor business man - late fifties, and a fairly large fellow, had obviously fallen arse over tit in oxford street (I didn't see that bit), and was now sitting in starbucks with one of those cycling paramedics, who was treating the HUGE bump on his head. I didn't have the nerve to go over to the guy to point out his flys were open and everyone could see...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
poor sod.

what colour are his boxers? and are they mr men boxers like mine?

and if he's not wearing any, does he have ginger pubes to top off the humiliation?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
# being concerned is more than enough
you're a good man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# When you say 'large fellow'...
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# overweight, but not obese. not a length reference,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Have an Adobe Penguin...
Photobucket
(TallJim, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ROFLCOPTER, nice one
(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
joyous!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ha!:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nother one
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Heh
It's funny cuz it's true.

TJ-ish: I wonder; how many "takedown" type notices will be sent because of this compo?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# it is very true, unfortunately...personal experience etc
and i wonder if the ginger fuhrer had considered takedowns and such... haha fuckit!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# There is the satire defence...
...so I suggest he put them all up for public show (along with the "offending" pic) and rip the piss out of them (a la "BoingBoing" and Ralph Lauren).
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# They're good publicity
I think we should be running the risk of takedowns constantly. Much more fun that way.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] MacRedux
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# didn't i see this with a white background a few minutes ago?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# nope
it was a black background, but I fucked up and deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Bad form, pal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# It was fine before fella ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Thanks for sorting out your FP
It was really bothering me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Uh-oh ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Twerze.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Hey, radspunkulous dudehero.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Yo, rockshrimp megavoyager.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Oh fuck.
I do megavoyage. How did you know? Also hello I trust you're well and happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Has it gone from portrait to landscape or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# RAAAAAAAWWWR, MAXI SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# this whole compo is a week-long deja vu
/moan-about-compo-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I didn't see the last one
but this one still makes me angry and confused, like a hungry baby, because I don't know what it is or what it signifies.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# BSE.
Bombay Stock Exchange. Duuuhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oooooooh
that M on it's side is supposed to signify a B

I see.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# bovine spongiform encephalopathy
a.k.a. mad cow disease. in burger form.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Im a PC!


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(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I agree.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# But dude, you're Linux...
Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I love my Macbook
It's a lovely little machine, and gives me a Unix system (which I need for work) without the arsing around and moronic compromises of Linux. I also love my iPod. My entire CD collection on one machine, in decent quality (once you replace those crappy headphones).

On the other hand, Apple are a horrible, horrible company, with business practices that would make Microsoft shudder with jealousy to observe. Plus, they make iTunes. And Safari.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:49, archived)
# If you rip as m4a I'm going to destroy you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh fuck no
It's all as MP3. My iPod won't last forever, and MP3's easily the most portable. I have a habit of ripping video to .mp4, but that's mainly laziness and the fact that they've always seemed to play fine on my Windows machine too.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Well thank fuck. I dispise m4a and garner a hideous dislike for those that believe that it's an OK format. It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I posted a rant about sound stuff earlier
I insulted AAC a couple of times in it. This made me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You're a good person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# What's wrong with m4a?
As I understand it, it's just an MP4 container, with an "a" as a reminder that it's got audio content inside.
(I have no axe to grind, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's a hack.
The compression is useless, it's impossible to encode it in a decent and specific way, such as you can with MP3. It's also horrendous to use on a Windows machine.

I fail to see why anyone would choose to use M4A over MP3 - there are absolutely zero benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *is interested*
(I'm assuming we're really talking about AAC here, versus "MPEG-1 Audio Layer 3" aka MP3).

I'm only going on Wikipedia stuff here, but I thought AAC achieved better compression -- ie. better fidelity for a given bit-rate? And that where MP3 introduces very noticeable compression artefacts, AAC distortion is less noticeable? (Err, these two might even be the same thing, perhaps). I'm just going on what I've been told, not what I've heard :-)

"encode in a decent & specific way" -- is this saying that MP3 has more knobs to twiddle? Why would you want that? Answers might be: to generate a specific audio distortion effect; to allow extreme compression (with distortion) but giving you the choice of what part (of the spectrum, I guess?) gets distorted).

Why is AAC bad on Windows?

Sorry for all the questions -- if there's a site or previous discussion that covers this, feel free to just point me at it instead!

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# mmm, proteins
:)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] WWF
(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ..

Click pic for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Ha, nice variation.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] hah!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Nice, I like
(thesparrowman men with ven, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Wouldn't
this be better as "ringpiece"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Medicinal and health giving properties


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(theyellowknight, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I wish I could get a bottle or two here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# it would cost a small fortune to import.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# alas, i fear no one imports it.
How else am I supposed to maintain good heath and lively blood?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You'll be able to find Benedictine
It'll still cost a packet, but it'll be there.

If you add heaps of sugar to it and, I dunno, boil it for a bit, then it'll taste like Buckfast, at least.

I don't like Benedictine very much, though I did have a very nice day in Honfleur one time which included going around the abbey where they make the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I think I'll just visit the uk one day and find out i don't like it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I can pretty much guarantee that
But it has to be done. I'd buy it in Glasgow. You've not drunk Bucky if it's not in its natural environment. Fuck this Cornwall crap, Glasgow's where Bucky's at.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Made by monks,
drunk by chavs. It truly represents a bridge between two otherwise disparate groups in society, who would otherwise have nothing in common. It's healing the world and bringing people together in a new understanding of each other.

/Age of aquarius blog
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# One good thing about Buckfast
Brewed by monks
Drunk by punks
And it gets you fucked fast

/Captain Hotknives
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well..I've got a smashin' bottle in the fridge right now

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# YES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmIz-vPaxPw Was playing this last night. Bucky and Fray Bentos are the only supplies you can buy for your troops.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
They were on the news last night with another planning application round the corner from us.

I think they do it just to laugh at hippies getting all stressed about it!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# clevah!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# very good sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not corporate...


but certainly the truth. Why are they so shite now??
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# what do you mean now?
they did a terrible job of recording otherwise good songs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I guess because they started shite
were shite for a bit and are now shite.

EDIT: They did, however, do a good job of taking all of the emotion out of Dead Souls and making it as bland and uninteresting as humanly possible. So bland, in fact, that a mere lack of talent can't explain it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# ^pretty much this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Were they ever?
Proto emos banging on dustbins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# no no no
I liked them upto The Fragile, but that was a pile of shitty pants.
After that NIN just made me flaccid. Now the live band looks like the fucking Backstreet Boys having some gay-muscle reunion or something.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# NIN is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearosti for compo
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Edit: :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
fixed a lost backslash.
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ?


EDIT OK as you were...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# pearosti blah blah new thread blah
i like your picture :) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Tried to go on the Overground the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Bloody Jerry.
If he'd had a bit more pluck during WWII he would have smashed through the RAF and flattened our railway network, and we would have got a nice shiny new one like France.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Or if we'd accepted Hitler's offer of an alliance...
wait...

De ja vu.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Shiny metro with Art Nouveau-esque entrances.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ..New Lib Dem Bird logo
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# meep meep
I mean

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# heh:D
"Vote for a "clang!"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] and another pearoast for compo
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Hai
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# This is great!
You mental.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# mentalist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV8tciBFpCI
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It eats 'em for breakfast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Nicely.
On an unrelated note, my bloke follows you on twitter, and RT'ed one of your things and I was all, like, WOAH, that chap is on B3ta and he was all, like, REALLY? And I was, like, YEAH. It was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# WOAH
That is like so cool. I mean for REAL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# totALLY.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# SRSLY!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# enthralling.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I had to go and have a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# all those "LIKE WHOA" moments can really stress you out
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# This is one of the finest posts on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You're a silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# haha!
done in the best Armstrong & Miller style.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It's all in the eyes
(SomeJ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# But Nicholas, you did not _convince_ me!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Excuse me, I've just shit myself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# its funny because ive seen the film
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, archived)
# The BBC have gone too far...
Photobucket
(TallJim, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I bet all the flowers are planted in different colour rows in his garden
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I wonder what he'd make
of my black hollyhocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Only native indigenous species in British gardens!
(TallJim, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It's ok to be racist if it's not about people!
I am keen on growing native plants, but I keep finding out that things I grow are not native after all.

*checks hollyhocks*

Nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# "No no you've got it all wrong white fly isn't a pest!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:01, archived)
# i laughed through my nose because i have a mouthful of sandwich
im still chewing while i type.... still chewing... swallowed half... schewing more... swallowed... getting the loose bits ... done.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE MARMITE!
and I think the reason no other yeast extract sells well is that most marmiteeers don't even realise what they are eating. "Yeast extract - eurgh sounds like a fanny disease"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hang on
That's the Vegemite jar isn't it?

There are actually two marmites as well. New Zealand marmite and British/South African marmite are too entirely different things.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Satan's Bottom Scratchings
actually though have you tried one of those mini Marmite Cheeses they are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# YES!!
Finally, everyone else on here hates them. Silly heads.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I haven't tried them
but want to

I love Marmite

Oi loves cheeses

(apart from Stilton)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# All types of stilton or just blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Un-blue Stilton is just blue stilton that isn't ready yet.
People need to learn patience.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I bought two bags for my friend who can't find any.
But I eated them :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:22, archived)
# We get them from Morrisons
they sell them in little net bags - I was shocked how good they taste.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:33, archived)
# That, is a vegemite jar. Which, not only, have you callously defaced it, you have insulted the finest of all the yeast based spreads.
You will be hearing from our diplomats.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Wait, I've seen this!
You'll just invite him over there and give him "the boot"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Personally, I'm not so hospitable :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# oh
will he give me the punishment of a boot to the buttocks?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# HAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:19, archived)
# you should be so lucky...
lucky lucky lucky...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I read a piece by an Australian bloke who was going round the world eating stuff (as you do)
He said Vegemite in the UK isn't as nice as the stuff in Oz and he thought Marmite was better. Vegemite does taste like shit compared to Marmite over here. I'm sorry, but it's true.

None of them are as nice as Bovril anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Lies, lies, all lies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Seriously
sometimes it has a crust on it when you open the jar. Unless they've made significant improvements on it since I last tried it in 1992. It was always the stuff you got when the Marmite ran out, usually with a resigned shrug/shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Bovril is wrong.
It's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Bovril is now made with yeast extract
and is basically concentrated marmite (which is already concentrated to start with).
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# But so, so right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# ^ew
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, new compo at last.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# you should have copied the face and flipped it over
with another bearing down on top
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Bah
Good thinking. Wish I had thought that.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ninja it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:03, archived)
# pfft.....change from a tenner?
not bad:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha
Indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Yay the Daily Fail
liking this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ahahaha
they should try doing some bloody work.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hehe 50 pfennigs!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# wouldn't that be 50f
not sure about German.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I know a little German...


...He's sitting over there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hey leave old man Hilter alone!
actually the abbreviation is Pf
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:00, archived)
# He lives next door to Thatcher
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Pfatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Are you well?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvWijZtGuSo
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pf actually or
₰


did you know that the Bat Computer was in fact just an early version of wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I bet Wikipedia told you that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I had to beat it out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:28, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hurah for this
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# biting!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Very much inspired by that lovely stig one..


(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Im this, does Mr Darcy just lounge round under a tree all day
While the bennets do all the hunting?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Yeah send those pumas back
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# was tempted ...
to pop some burning crosses in the bottom pic
... also found a lovely picture of a lynched elephant but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# "them bloody cheetahs, coming over here, taking our prey that we're too sow to catch" etc
woo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
# haha
needs more Nick Griffin though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ha!
Have one of the first things I made for b3ta:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Just because


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip some social networking in here
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# ha ha
Oddly enough a rather odd (indeed presumptuous) lady on Flickr kept pm'ing me and asking if I would "do her a tribute". I was not aware what this meant, so I asked.... I really am quite shocked at some people!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I just searched that on the UD
what the hell is wrong with some people?!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# WTF?
I'm beginning to think that the internet was a terrible idea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Bloody hell!
So many things I really shouldn't look up, and yet I still do...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ooh er.
no, this is actually a tribute to my mate who recently admitted to using facebook to mine material for his wank bank.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pee


I origonaly did it for a worth1000 compo so Not Budpiss
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:34, archived)
# agreed
does taste like piss
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:36, archived)
#
does taste like is
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:38, archived)
# ^ this...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:42, archived)
# oh
that explains it

haha just remembered that scene in dumb and dumber, where they got stopped by that cop 'i wouldn't do that, officer' lols
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:44, archived)

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