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[challenge entry] Bloody Wallpaper

Never stays up, does it?

As the actress said to the bishop.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# well he was a carpenter not a painter & decorator :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# No wonder mate
You're using a standard wallpaper adhesive on an aluminium-backed roll - you need extra adhesive strength there mate.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# This is not too far from the truth
in regards to the actual thing. woo
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha, nice wind effect
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# arf :)
nicely
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Veuillez excuser mon français pauvre
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hawhee haw
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I think I can see them through this hole


according to this morning's news anyway
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
#
Oh, bugger!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Who dunnit?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# He did say he was popping out for a chinese lol
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:51, archived)
# 2 seconds earlier
Chinese: "Oh boy."
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ...and a flash of blue light
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Mail Delivery by shittylink.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# This'll go well.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# nope, no thanks
goodbye.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:50, archived)
# oh, fuck off
I log back in, to see this sort of thing?

*ignore*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Good advice
*ignore, I seem to be clicking that more than "I like this" these days?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:54, archived)
# royal prolapse
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:52, archived)
# you are and always will be a cunt
do you hear that faint click that's me hitting ignore
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# So that's where my software is.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Arselforce?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha
You have made this post OK!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)
# FFS take me away from this place...

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:38, archived)
# oh you can fuck off and die troll

I would like a mod to ban this cunt
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:00, archived)
# i'm going to draw a troll.
right now
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ooh ooh can you give him bright red hair?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Good god
Stephen Fry's new look isn't very flattering
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# He's not really a troll though is he
He's just stupid

Of course, if he does a repeat performance, he deserves to die in a fire. Obviously.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)
# 4 years and 20 messages and he post this...he a fucking troll

Internet Troll;
someone who posts controversial, inflammatory,
irrelevant, or off-topic messages or pictures
in an online community, with the primary intent of
provoking other users into an emotional response.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/32773

Nah - trolls fill the board with inappropriate nastiness or insults in order to promote a reaction or gain attention. He seems just a bit dumb.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. It's what Jesus would have done.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)
# jesus can fuck right off
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm tellin' dad
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# "Jesus rolled his eyes while his Dad made Jesus jokes"

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# i was gonna say "and die"
but hes already dead like elvis and michael jackson and probably that young girl who went missing and diana
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yay!
Post is now officially worthwhile
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I'm with you
He's put quite a bit of effort in here and perhaps just hasn't realised it's probably best linked.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# yea I didn't see his other stuff..

puts away pitch fork and torch :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)
# We'll find a castle to march on
before the day is out
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Roy
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# NASTY!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I bet he sits next to me dressed like that too!!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Is this Platform 9 and 3/4?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Wrong station Rowling
wrong station.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I wonder how many kids get concussion at King's Cross, from trying to find platform 9 and three quarters
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# There is a whole episode of YBF right there
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# probably not
since they've glued half a luggage trolley and a massive sign to the wall

in the wrong station, Rowling
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Coarse Launguage
Always makes me think of coarse fishing.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# \/ \/ \/
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Fools seldom differ ;D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:41, archived)
# "there's a good few carp on the bottom, some barbel too"
/low level coarse language
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I think they should make a dictionary of varying degrees of language....
COURSE:

Nips, bum, foofoo ....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Nips, bum, foofoo?
*spluffs*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# "Sexual preferences for persons under 15 years"?
I really must watch that film again
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I don't remember anything either?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Finally sense prevails
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# oh noes
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# In their favour, they do not contain Michael Winner
Those "Calm down dear" adverts are the primary reason I haven't tunrned on a TV in probably 12 months.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# they stopped for a while
and now they are BACK!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Too right
I'm fucking sick of meerkats, is it the only nature programme media types have seen?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# they don't have time between coke breaks
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Oh noes... just when his christmas single and talking toy were coming out as well!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Christmas single?
Oh no, say it ain't so.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Complicated knot for the noose?
No, Seemples!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] spacewalk?

no way. never happened.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ha ha oh dear!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# HAHA YES I was going to do this but I thought it must have been done :D
*click*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yuk!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# BREAS TFEED ME BLOOD!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH FEAR
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# eeek!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# What strange mouths
cats have. Clicky-click
Must say Barbarossa's is more scary & evil *shrudder*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# nyumnyumnyum
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Original photograph found...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Is this on the moon?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *moons*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Taken by Lord Lucan?
sitting astride Shergar with the proof of Fermat's Last Theorem in his jacket pocket....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] They just had a bad rep....
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Re: Wench
Would.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
This cheered me right up :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Haha that's great :D
Exactly how it happened ;D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahah nice one!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "It's OK, we'll rough it up a bit back in the lab"
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# At least it's not the lonely snake
That one's just deadly
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# break out the onion sauce!!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:24, archived)
# haha
theres not mushroom for doubt
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# SSSSSHhhhhhhhhhrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmm
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I'm trippin' on your 'shroom.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Agaricus thermobisporus
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ha ha
!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I laffed
Am hungry now.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Argh
As I have a phobia of mushrooms, I do find that picture truly horrifying!
(, Sun 8 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] WWII in Colour


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Hehe
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
# mein Auto ist pimped
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# everyone knows hitler wasnt real
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
#

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers
.

My latest project: short story audio books. They're free to download, but you do have to register in my shop to get them (though you can type in any old nonsense into the form if you want).

A Kiss on the Palm (Approx 6 minutes - this is the best one, I think)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=81

Salvatore’s Birthday (Approx 5 minutes)
www.matazone.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?cPath=27&products_id=83
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Good stuff
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
*checks for black choppers*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# racist!
/ac
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Everyone loves a big black chopper.
All night long.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I can't help wondering if life would be better if my eyes were huge vertical slits.
Probably not.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# It would be.
Imagine be able to look at skyscrapers without craning your neck upwards.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I could've prevented 911
OH GOD, THE HUMANITY
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# more orifices == more fun
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Eyeball sex?
I absolutely never ever want to type that into Google image search.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Try saying that to a sponge.
They end their lives being dried out and used to scrub filthy gunts.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# You could read really long resturaunt menus without moving your head
that would be ace :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :D
More energy for chewing!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# You see, you thought this is just a webcomic by a bloke who is too lazy to draw eyes properly.
No! It's the next step in evolution!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# It's actually very well drawn and has nice details in it
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# he has vagineyes

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# His hair is Harlowe gold,
His lips sweet surprise
His hands are never cold
He's got Fanny Longslit Eyes
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Crustaceans
swear by them
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hehe ^_^

bun' on the run
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# finally backed up my ps3 this morning
just had no luck from Amazon, quoting Sale of goods act, they said phone sony
Phoned sony, they now say its not a Blu Ray fail, because I can get other disks to work, so its 128 for a reconditioned machine.
The nice guy on the phone did however suggest phoning trading standards

which I shall do now
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Going on holiday to avoid Interpol
Isn't that an oxymoron?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I tried to tell em, that I really don't think fireworks are meant to "glow" like that.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# This is what really happened at Chernobyl
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)
# <---- pssst, the parliament is that'a'way
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# SUPER WHOOSHY!
1 Megaton of "ooh" and "ah"
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# and a lingering metallic taste in your mouth.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# They wanna watch out for Libyans
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I will keep a look out for a camper van
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ha ha
"great" indeed.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# 3 points for spelling "Libyans" correctly
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# took me two go's
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Mmmm depleted!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:14, archived)
# That'll never fit up a cats arsehole
or WILL it?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Whooshy-BOOM!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "We've found the invasion force. Hang on, those aren't Argentinians...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Someone had better say something before I pull a massive flounce...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *keeps schtum*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I mean it...
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *takes deep breath*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# *tumbleweed*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Just kidding
Nice picture!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Too late.
I HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ALL DIE HORRIBLY!
Screw you guys, I'm going back to work.

I hope The Wub's death is slightly less horrible
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# *Sympathy reply*
No, I do like it really. I clicked and everything.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)
# A tale of love and loss

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking hell.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Brilliant, high-effort and well made.
I especially like the photo of sooty visciously buggering sweep.

edit/ and I don't see any spelling errors...

editedit/In fact I think I'll dig out a woo for this

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# just covering my back
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# in no why believes
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# My selfdoubt was correct
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# ...and as for the punctuation (or lack thereof)!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ITS / IT'S
(And Pixellation if UK English, pixelation if American)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# pixelizerationuminum
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# My God
I feel like a damn turncoat for turning my back on the english language
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I was trying to be nice!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I was (goig) to be nice but I am a fan of sentences that are gonna to not make sense
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# That is the a very good way to ensure correctal speekings
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# "S"omeone?
;P
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# this made me sad a bit
edit: haha, 2 images. the classic board nazi countermeasure.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# you would have to have a heart of stone not to
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# shhhhhh
the board has ears
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# TOO LATE, PUNK
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Poignant.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha rated C
lovely details, great pun, well executed, what's not to like?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Absolutely fuppin ace!
you may want to keep them a bit more monitor-friendly size though.

Not having a go... just saying s'all
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# You have used your simplify The size of the image has been reduced
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I meant dimensions rather than file size
rubbish... I'm no nazi

it's just I had to enlarge my browser to potentially-boss-seeing-size to see it in all it's glory
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# did both, but im on a widescreen so everything be smaller for me
please accept my deepest regrets and know the previous statement contained no ill feelings, I love you.


(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# love you too
*mwah*
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hells bells
that's heavy man, But woo all the same :D
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Haha
Epic, woo!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Winner of "The Greatest Picture of The Week" award
Double clickage..
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# That makes me feel rather sad
I clicked 'I like this', but I'm really not sure it's the right phrase...

Brilliant pic though. Nice to see such high quality work :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Its the eyes isnt it
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:50, archived)
# he has my vote
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:52, archived)
# He cant talk
so he just gives it the puppy dog eyes
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# sounds like the perfect head of state
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:02, archived)
# poor sooty :*(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is that Sue kneeling behind the lectern?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
# oh no :(
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# He looks speechless.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# *wipes eyes*
Moist.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# top class
(, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, archived)
# So I just fired up the Telltale launch screen in order to play chapter 4 of Monkey Island
Seems Wallace and Gromit have fallen on hard times if they're having to advertise dildos.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# They're going back to their roots

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Thank you all for 7 glorious wasted years
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# happy b3taday!
edit: wtf? "a member for 6 years, 11 months and 29 days" b3ta's one day too soon?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ta master ckicikcick
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# cheers bazza
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Yay!
congratumalations sir
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# thankee Joe
and now... to the pub!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Huzzah!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Happy candle!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# 7...it's a magic number!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)

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