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# I've put off doing this spanger for obvious reasons
but I had to get it out of my system

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# or out of your cistern,
as it were.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# *spangs hard enough that it also hits the original poster*
that's efficiency.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# That wiped the smile off my face
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *ahem* :)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Now that it's out of your system . . . you may flush . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I only flush afer wiping
which is seldom
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Time Team fakes history
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# if phil had a kid with her, it would probably die at birth
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha, should probably enter this then.....
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# haha fuck.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Time wounds all heels !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahahah
This is great. They have a stargate and they are NOT AFRAID to use it.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I fucking knew it!
 
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:56, archived)
# They're able to do so . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Abusive father

is abusive.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# allowed to live--maybe
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
what the hell
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Also, I was going through my phone camera files
and I found this, a shoe shop in Hong Kong...
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ahahah
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Shoes for fat men, or shoes made out of man fat?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# It's an ambiguity I'd rather not have to resolve
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Fair enough, but why are they partnered with Warner Brothers?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Eyes!
Sharp ones! You have them!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# shoes made out of fat men
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I guess they'll make'm outa anything . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Is this
the shop you were looking for?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)
# show us the right one then!
lol
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:26, archived)
# He's Jonesin' !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ahahhaa, what
i should watch more news
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# it can't be only me hitting the ris keys here???
WTF
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what's going on there, either.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Okay then,
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Ah with you now
why the wankest star wars character ever?

good pic though
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Because I saw the news item and thought
holy gosh that wife-beater looks just like Boss Nass. I may be in a minority here...
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Something in the script made her want to do it . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)
# ike ike ike ike
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ooh . . . you read the script too . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# yes, I did, Master Bates
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You can check in any time you like . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here.
But I like it.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# She relishes the shower scene . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I remember when they used to make ashtrays like that out of tortoises
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Right . . . then ashtrays got regulated . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# nanny state etc.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# That's right . . . FREE THE NANNIES !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Looks like anudda case for
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Jest in da neck o' time !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# No neck like da foocha!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Scratch'em !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I thought it was gonad neck
but then, my eyes aren't the best
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)
# ASSBALLS - The Prequel
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I rate that neck about 4 on the scrotum poll
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)
# what about Deidre Barlow
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)
# 8
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ahaaaaaa....script from the classic"Psucko"
:D:D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# You just know she loved too !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:19, archived)
# somebody would
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Looks like anudda case for

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# fuck yeah,
bring on the brie
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Brie
the runniest of all milky badness
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I don't know what sort of brie you've been eating.
The worst French cheese I ever tried was Epoisses.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:51, archived)
# What nonsense is this?
Brie from France? Surely every shopper knows it comes from Somerset or occasionally Cornwall
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I've had some good Scottish brie before.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Oooh
Did it keep repeating on you? Did it go on and on about how everything useful was invented in Scotland and how their fish and chip suppers are the best in the world?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)
# our fish and chip suppers ARE the best in the world.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)
# ask for a fish supper in my part of england
and you get a blank stare. thank fuck i never asked them for a haggis supper.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)
# McHedda
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# McSunday can sniff it out any day !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Sneezy Mcbreezes was his comanche name.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# And How !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)
# me.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)
# How can she just sit there like then when there is a huge fucking bear behind her?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)
# its all about courage :)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)
# If only Aunt Bee could see him now . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That's Aunt Bea
Or, as it's pronounced in Mayberry, "Aint Bea"
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Bud it in the nip
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# NIP IT!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:40, archived)
# it'll soon be christmas.
but don't buy coca cola no matter what they sing.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)
# You must enter a subject or message
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# cool.
sorry still getting the hang of this. edit. it had a subject.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Oh, er, no, good lord
I wasn't criticising - I tried to send an empty reply and it showed me that error message. I've worked out how to do it now.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# See
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
#











(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)
# ah. i see.
apologies for any confusion.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I'll have what she's having
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)
# not coke.
irrespective of how suitable that might be.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I don't like coke.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)
# you know who she is?
this was the funniest thing i had thought of today.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# it's billie holiday.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# who's going on holiday?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ne'er mind.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)
# it burns the nose
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Pepsi is better
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Can I just say
I am disappointed at the lack of 9/11 gags this evening
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)
# what the hell, this is weird, I was literally just about to say "I can't believe no one remembered"
and post this

never mind :)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
# ???
what you expect b3ta to make fun of such a catastrophic event as November the eleventh


For shame on you


(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)
#
eleventh ninth
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# OH SHIT
I'm suppose to be in Northampton with work
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Billy HOLIDAY
Christmas.
Is that the link?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# holidays are coming?
sorry it's weak.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Chriistmas time, Billie Holiday and wine...and beer..and vodka..and whiskey...mmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)
# In a recent archaeological dig in a galaxy far far away they make a new find
kenobic jar
"These are not the fossilized pharaoh organs you are looking for, move along."
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I saw tha edit! Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me.
Nice pictures.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Arf!
And it's sad that I didn't have to filename it to get the joke.

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)
# that ace!!
woo! :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
# It was created from this vector of which I slaved over a hot computer to make
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# HE'S DEAD, JIM!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# its damn good
:D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# That's were women belong: at the computer, barefoot and pregnant.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# phroar!
:)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Feedin' poor babbies :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:56, archived)
# sod them
feed me :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Think yourself lucky I didn't go for the double spang version
obi wan kenobic jar jar binks "Theesa not the pharaoh parts, youza looking for!"
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# hahahahanow that
would be good :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Woo for Starwars vectors
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Oo that's a bit nice
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# remember them at this time of year
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# WTF
how the hell is this funny, idiot
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
# i think its the storm trooper in the photo
:)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)
# yeah, took me a while to spot that.
small version perhaps overenthusiastically small.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# hahahhaa
at least people can't say its too big :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Bit too quick on the draw there voddy.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Offensive humour? On B3ta????
Absolutely outrageous!! Wait until I've penned a letter to the Daily Mail this!!!!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# hahahaa
:D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Why is this one an idiot?
Interested.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)
# It was smaller before he edited it and I don't think voddy saw the stormtrooper.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Ah I see
That humble pie is taking a while - maybe Gregg's has run out
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Heheh, nice. But you want to use this code: <img src="http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7937/poppy.jpg">
You use the DIRECT link to image inbetween the ""marks and then you don't have to go through all the yellow frog shite to see the picture.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# cheers like
done
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Apparently someone up there thinks you're an idiot *boarddramahorns*
Welcome to b3ta and I mean that most sincerely, folks.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Is it one of the Austin powers films that does this joke about the "generic henchman" getting killed
and runs with it?
Welcome to B3ta
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I think so. This is in a similar vein.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)
# yeah in the first one,
they show his family getting a phone call.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# hahah!!!
nicely.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh,
but I did inside.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Wahoo
Wear a woo witrh pride
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Ha ha, That's brill is that
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)
# You might as well have this


Click for bigger (282 kb)


I don't need it anymore

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# SPIDER SPACE
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# bah someones spiked my vodka
:S
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:34, archived)
# KAAAAAAABLAAAMMMOo!
Was Jesus a Jedi?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Deke!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# CHICAGO JONES in TEMPLES A DOOMS TWO - The Early Days
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)
# How's it going?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Well it was going..then it kept going..then it rolled 'pon the floor..then it rolled out the door and it IMPLODED!
KABLMAMMMO!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)
# :D
Haha
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)
# woah
that's kind of awesome.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i like this very much
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# is it from the LHC?
that looks spidery. Its rather smashly tho.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That's where you go if you jump into the LHC
Like the time tunnel
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# is that liquid helium at the bottom, then?
leaking along its base?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Men are bastards.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)
# topical
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)
# TOO SOON
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ahaha
damn feminists always getting in the way of horse races.

woo, also ning 2can how are you
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Very well thanks, how about yourself?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i am well
getting MW2 tonight at midnight :D :D yipee cant help but notice though that lots of people already have it :S
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# It sounds awesome, but I don't have a computer capable of running it at the moment and won't have time to play it a couple of weeks from now.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I hope the horse was ok
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# he was fine
his legs were born that way
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Yes, we ARE bastards.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ye he he
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I didn't know you came to the Manc bash,
when did you take this pic?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Carry on Smegging
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# GhostBust
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Dali win
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha this is silly
this is win.
i love how simple the last doodle is yet you can tell what it is *click*
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# So, SO sorry...
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# That works quite well.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# In the kingdom of the blind...
nicely done as always Ninj.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Cheers Waspie!
:D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# SOAP!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I need more cash to buy my tickets fly trip
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Wha?
Ris.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:34, archived)
# wut?

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# he deserves fuck all
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Operation Bisque is ongoing.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Thermador nuclear war....?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I can still hear the screams
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Plotting a pincer movement . . .
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Am I the only person who saw this?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I enjoyed that image filename
far too much.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Not any more . . . ouch !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Deep in Professor Claws' secret underground bouilla-base.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:14, archived)
# He's a nice bloke
but he does keep giving it 'all that' (does hand movement thingy)
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Is he planning to flatten India
because he wants to create a lot of crushed Asians?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:15, archived)
# very half life indeed
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# haha
have you ever thought about doing some kind of point-and-click adventure game?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *click on door handle* --> picture of lobster
click on map & you get picture of lobster
etc
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:22, archived)
# yeah you know the ones
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)
# > "talk to LOBSTER"
LOBSTER gives you a look of silent indifference.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:25, archived)
# reminds me of half life for some reason
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# this is fab
my fave one you've done yet :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I love this!
would be the appropriate button, unfortunately I'll have to settle for 'like', top work as always!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# oh god yes!
:D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Aaaargh! this freaks me out!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Garack Ogama....

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
click
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!!! :D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# !
is that Johnny Cab?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :)
I vant toe goe toe Maarrzz.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Give'm a gottle a gear !
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Who's hand is up his ass?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I get the feeling
you and ninj have been propping up the board today
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Well now,
This was worth looking at, yes sir.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# haha fuck
that's a bit creepy
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hello.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hello!

(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Excellent, but slightly Scary!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)
# valmorphanize
him
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Potatoshopped pics only per-leeze.
*click*
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha
Top work!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Never mind this, young fella me lad...
...more Jeremy The Annoying Horse, if you please!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha that's totally fucking tremendous!!!!!
i really hope that the hard right in merka don't find that. those teabaggers will be waving them along with their shotguns.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Guffaw!
Click.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I feel a little sick now..


It seemed like such a good idea at the time.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Oooooooh.... spooky.....
:D
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
# AAARGH!
excellently done, but so wrong!
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
# middle one looks like britney spears
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I like it
The Joey with Dawsons face is my fave, kind of reminds me of Neil from the young ones.
(, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)

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