Eep.No, I hadn't, but I certainly can now. *hides*
(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:34,
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Not until now.And it's highly unlikely I'll ever be able to erase the connection..
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:37,
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I saw it straight away when she returned a few months ago...... and lol'ed.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:38,
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send this to private eyethey'll send you a crisp tenner for it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:42,
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Too true.Then you can buy us all some cake.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:47,
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I prefer mine used, wrapped in brown paper
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:50,
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But enough about your mother. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:51,
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I think he was talking about your mother.... or at least I was.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:59,
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No noYOUR mum.
Etc.
(Etc.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:15,
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hahahagreat rack though
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:42,
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I stood next to her in a pub onceshe had four of those short, squat essex boys with her, making 'grr' eyes at everyone who looked at her.
This was when she was going out with all of east 17, but none of them were with her
TRUEFAX!
(This was when she was going out with all of east 17, but none of them were with her
TRUEFAX!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:46,
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Ricky mentioned how he and Terry Coldwell were best mates, I bet you right now he's singing..Baby if you've got to go away,
I don't think,
I can take the pain,
Won't you stay another day,
Oh, don't leave me alone like this,
Don't say it's the final kiss,
Won't you stay another day.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:49,
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I don't think,
I can take the pain,
Won't you stay another day,
Oh, don't leave me alone like this,
Don't say it's the final kiss,
Won't you stay another day.
who is she?The blonde bimbo that is, not the bride of chucky.
(
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:50,
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They are one and the same!Daniella Westbrook, formerly played sam Butcher in eastenders, her nose collapsed after snorting too much coke, went on I'm A Celebrity Jungle, now back in eastenders, now gone again
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:52,
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oh yeahI can see who it is now. What the hell happened to her? Did she get her head stuck in a vice?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:54,
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who are they?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:51,
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Err - who?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:51,
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thank god for the three posts above mei thought i was just being thick
(
boris the spider,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:53,
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Haha! Uncanny.Put a wig on Stewie Griffin also
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:04,
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fear factor 29?wins on the singles tho! :D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:34,
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and occaisionally waves loaded guns around... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:54,
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#1 singles should be threeStand and Deliver
Prince Charming
Goody two Shoes
*doffs nerd hat*
(Prince Charming
Goody two Shoes
*doffs nerd hat*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:40,
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Damnation hellfire!Thanks for the heads up, Joe..
( Captain Howdy,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:42,
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Its really bad that I know the lyrics off by heart but...I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention,
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention,
The Devil take your stereo and your record collection,
The way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:45,
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I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention,
The Devil take your stereo and your record collection,
The way you look you'll qualify for next years old age pension.
Nothing wrong with that at all...A year or two ago, I scoured second hand shops for a copy of Goody Two Shoes credited to Adam and the Ants, rather than Adam Ant.
It was withdrawn after a week, and is now worth £££££'s.
I got one off fleaBay for £2.50
(It was withdrawn after a week, and is now worth £££££'s.
I got one off fleaBay for £2.50
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:48,
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If there was any justiceTabletalk should have been in there
( fuscous,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 13:19,
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HahahahahaI think you are my favourite b3tan lately!
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:29,
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wow thanks!i am honoured! :D
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:31,
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Is that a botty?Very well done.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:24,
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wowthats messed up shit right there!
:D
*ALSO ARSE NIPPLE WTF!"!!!!!!!!!1111
(:D
*ALSO ARSE NIPPLE WTF!"!!!!!!!!!1111
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:27,
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Pecs...buns...pecs...buns....Aargh!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:30,
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hahaaI just nearly choked
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:43,
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That is a fine bottom...where can I get one?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:53,
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haha The original doodle has come to life!
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrity Cutout Dolls"){kind=small}
Now every day can be lime day
Before:
After:
Clearly a massive improvement shame I have such a crap printer
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:04,
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Yay for lemon disguises!Does it aid secretive lemon entry?
This is reminding me of the Beastie Boys' lyric, "Like a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime ... "
(This is reminding me of the Beastie Boys' lyric, "Like a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime ... "
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:09,
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HahahahahaFFS.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:20,
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The b3ta hive mind strikes againNicely!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:34,
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haha!hive mind of doom!
they are almost identical!
(they are almost identical!
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:35,
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Yay for the finest Holmes pairing evah! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:41,
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hahahaha that expression in panel three is poifick Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:41,
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Doesn't that sting?
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:16,
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I once saw someone try to bat an apple at someone like that.It rather amusingly shredded the apple and covered them in sticky gunge.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:53,
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lovely stuff!!!and its my screen hero too!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:37,
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If only Microsoft had used an 'E' and not an 'X' for the Excel logo...
Yes, I know it's childish...
Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:01,
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wankxr!edit: just noticed I have 'flid' on my quicklaunch
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:03,
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I have AiPsLrFZTake that!
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:15,
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I have FmFlIdAiPsand I've been going to the support group for 3 weeks now
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:19,
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I'd say this is exactly why they have an X instead of an E Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:08,
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hahToday Im going to call people I dont like Microsoft Office Suites.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:11,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:30,
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hahahaace
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:31,
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haha!he looks so dispassionate like the green blooded alien he is :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:39,
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Hahaha!So let's get cracken with tha knacken.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:30,
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Pffft! Bloody hell! :DIf we can time this just right we can get them both with one snip ...
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:31,
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Yay for 80's games :DThis should be a compo you know - The likes of Call of Duty II Modern Warfare as a 16 bit BBC Micro game :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:42,
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Seems like all the best ideas are ignored, but it's gotta be worth a shot, Ma'am..
(
Captain Howdy,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:45,
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Like you say good compo ideas are often overlookedI have posted popular ideas for compos only to find very very similar ideas being used but someone else getting the credit. I think that's mainly because the popular ideas have 'done the rounds' and being suggested many times yet we still keep getting cruddy compos - oh well at least there has been some decent entries nonetheless.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:48,
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Agreed - I feared a repeat of the censorship challenge from a few weeks back, but have been happily proved wrong.Huzzah for ideas that sound crap, but actually deliver the goods!
( Captain Howdy,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:54,
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Hope this helps
SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:25,
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strictly speakingthat's a cultural and not a religious item of clothing
(
shitkicker,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:06,
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Hahaha!Better flame-proof your embassy.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:08,
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alot of dildos about today
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:25,
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dildo dildo dil? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:29,
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Pffft!Poor smug man.
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:20,
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needs more cut out of Tony Blair's arse/ooh politilols
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:04,
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if b3ta were mock the week we would have cut to a shot of dara o'briain laughing reluctantly yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:15,
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I though i was being good by putting the apostrophe in yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:20,
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Blame wikiapediaI was just checking up which contestant he was and saw the pronunciation, I mean how the hell is that meant to help you pronounce it properly? unless of course he is Russian.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:26,
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So I'm in Tesco grabbing some breakfast................
Maybe more later, off out again
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:53,
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Oh, that is fantastic!This, strangely enough, is turning out to be the best compo for a long time, thanks to this new interpretation of the rules!
*clickage, much clickage*
(*clickage, much clickage*
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:54,
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WRONG.It's a shit compo people are just drawing dotted lines it's shit they're just cut-outs it's a shit compo and I hate it it's shit why don't they do a good compo it's shit just cutting things out.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:56,
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Hahahaha very good.Deliciously ironic, too, considering yesterday's discussion.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:57,
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ok, fuck off, put me on ignore, you clearly didn't get what I was saying yesterdayI was not saying cutting things out full stop was shit, I was not saying everything had to be done in photoshop and I was not being sarcastic to bbb for his good quality printer.
What I was saying was how odd it was that the job could be done far better in photoshop and how just cutting a picture of something out was hardly doing anything for hummus, it needed context - like this.
(What I was saying was how odd it was that the job could be done far better in photoshop and how just cutting a picture of something out was hardly doing anything for hummus, it needed context - like this.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:01,
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I love delicious ironing Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:01,
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... In the morning The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:14,
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smells like.... bacon Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:57,
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now this is how this comp should have gonePMSL loving this
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:57,
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hahahahaha!surely smug wouldn't demean himself to go to Tesco though
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:01,
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he seemed remarkably pleased with himself, even though he was next to the tray return point HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:03,
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The pope seems quite happy to be there too! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:04,
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probably cos he was getting other people's leftovers for free Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:04,
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Yeah, that croissant is barely stale at all! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:11,
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no meat on a friday! it is a sin!Actually i quite fancy a sausage... go on i'm infallible!
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:17,
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how many times did you have to move seatto get Smug to the right proportions?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:11,
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You braved the outside world for us, HT.That's gotta be worth a click of anyone's mouse..
( Captain Howdy,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:15,
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Wait a minute. There's an...outside world? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:17,
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I hear tell of it, but only in whispers.Shhh.
Somebody's coming..
(Somebody's coming..
Captain Howdy,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:21,
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You eat breakfast in Tesco?What are you 86?
(click)
((click)
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:49,
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Haha And i'm glad to hear some else has had a Tesco breakfast
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:53,
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I view it as a celebrity of the cake world.Never be stuck without the "cake of Kings" beside you on your desk. Keep it as a constant reminder that YOU are a sweet sweet almond wrapped winner!
Make family members jealous, and fool the cream faced loons you work with, using this papercraft 3D box of wonder.
Get your paper-cakey goodness HERE!
(Make family members jealous, and fool the cream faced loons you work with, using this papercraft 3D box of wonder.
Get your paper-cakey goodness HERE!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:51,
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'teh win' is strong in this post
( SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:46,
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That idiot deleted his thread, didn't he?Bah.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:12,
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YesBut it's saved for posterity here
www.b3ta.com/board/9802434
(www.b3ta.com/board/9802434
boris the spider,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:15,
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Ooh, I didn't know deleted threads were saved ...I like Christina Hendricks. She made Mad Men that bit more enjoyable to watch :)
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:27,
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Nice, cheers BorisWas rather enjoying that thread.
What a fool... I've seen people get far more of a roasting for posting links to /board...
...AND STILL NOT DELETE THEIR THREAD LIKE A CNUT.
This minor rant has been brought to you by Too Much Coffee in association with Too Much Work On Baconday.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:32,
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What a fool... I've seen people get far more of a roasting for posting links to /board...
...AND STILL NOT DELETE THEIR THREAD LIKE A CNUT.
This minor rant has been brought to you by Too Much Coffee in association with Too Much Work On Baconday.
I also have too much workI don't know what's going on. That's fine because this is a project I started 5 and a half years back now and I've made more progress in the last month than in the last, well, five and a half years, but I still don't know what's going on.
I'm going to get more coffee and get back to it...
(I'm going to get more coffee and get back to it...
boris the spider,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:37,
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3D BOX OF WONDER!Win win win win etc etc...
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:53,
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hahaI don't even like the stuff, but that's fucking great!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:54,
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CAKE!I want cake! Now I can has cake!
I said above that this is turning into the best compo ever with this new interpretation of the rules - double that and add a side order of WOO!
*clickage to the max*
(I said above that this is turning into the best compo ever with this new interpretation of the rules - double that and add a side order of WOO!
*clickage to the max*
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:56,
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Tis truly wonderous! :D..but you have brought to my attention my lack of cake :(
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:57,
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quick!Print this off, cut,fold,stick it. It may not BE cake, but it might go some way to filling the gap...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:58,
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Could yoube a darling and scan your beautiful tea set too please?
/Clicks
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:58,
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/Clicks
ha haYes I'm the fool that started collecting 1970s denby right about the time the price went through the roof :( (It's called Denby Arabesque, and it's the the acest design ever)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:59,
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I feel your pain.I inherited a few Homemaker plates & other stuff when my mum died, and thought it would be cool to complete the set. Then I discovered it's apparently "the thing" among vintage pottery collectors so there's tons of it on EBay and none of it in a price I can afford 0_0
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:34,
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Brilliant!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:00,
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Hell yeah The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:00,
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oooh, Battenburg extension thread?...go on then..
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:03,
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yeahExtended B-berg
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:04,
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ha ha I hadn't see this before!woo
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:04,
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Well just for that you can have this too
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:05,
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nooooooooooMarzipan shouldn't burn like that!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:07,
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Sad cake loss :(
(
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:07,
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Nooooo! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:12,
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Cheersproper old school english ceramics.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:11,
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HAHA!!*closes internet*
this wins
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:11,
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And full of broken dreams.... The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:25,
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Oh my!I think I would happily let people throw battenberg at my windows... Round here the little scallywags are still using half bricks.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:48,
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That street is behind my work...Smashed windows are the norm in that street.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:58,
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HOLY CUNT!This is perfection perfection perfection. :DDDDDD
*clicks with joy
(*clicks with joy
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:12,
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This has made my friday!now can you do a cut out pdf cup of tea please?
(
Weetobix,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 12:18,
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you get a click......just for using the phrase "cream fac'd loons"
The devil damn thee black!
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:25,
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The devil damn thee black!
That is the aceAnd now I want a Cheese Sammich and Ale t-shirt... :)
And an RSS feed to your site. I'm greedy me.
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 14:51,
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And an RSS feed to your site. I'm greedy me.
That plate and mug are well gay...
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:02,
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By "well gay"I presume you mean examples of British ceramic design at its finest.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:47,
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Bingo! Akcherlee my mum had a casserole dish of the same design. FACT.
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Tue 24 Nov 2009, 0:53,
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Is this personinvolved with some kind of celeb-shite on TV?
(sorry, woo!)
((sorry, woo!)
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:46,
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Turdan?Woo1
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:48,
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HahaI don't even fully know why these people are so annoying but they're beginning to annoy me. I think it's their stupid turd-covered-bog-brush haircuts that do it for me.
( boris the spider,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:50,
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^This.I don't watch talent show stuffies so can only guess that is where their 15 minutes originated from.
I only actually found out yesterday that "Jedward" was, in fact, two people. I honestly thought it was one person trying to make their name a bit cooler/more memorable
(I only actually found out yesterday that "Jedward" was, in fact, two people. I honestly thought it was one person trying to make their name a bit cooler/more memorable
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:53,
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I'm not the first to notice this surely.
I feel sorry for John, they only used one letter of his name. I would've wanted it to be Johnward.
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:41,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:43,
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I don't know who the fuck these cunts are but I honestly wish they were dead. Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:45,
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HahahhahahahaThat's how I feel about most of the world with the possible exceptions of Mrs Vagabond, my family, and Winona Ryder.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:55,
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And the vast majority of b3tans ;)
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:57,
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If any of them come near Mrs Vagabond I'll drop 'em like a ginger stepchild. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:58,
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I claim copy rightI got that phrase in the profanisaurus so it now officially belongs to me.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:18,
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is this personinvolved with some kind of celeb-shite on TV?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:46,
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Don't feel sorry for him.John is the dominant twin. Watch them on Saturday, he'll be the one jumping about, shouting the loudest. Edward is just along for the ride.
John blatantly told his Mum he was going on the X Factor and she told him he couldn't unless he took his brother with him.
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Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:08,
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John blatantly told his Mum he was going on the X Factor and she told him he couldn't unless he took his brother with him.
I was with you right up till you said "Watch them on Saturday"
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 11:19,
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aargh wrong threadi meant to woo this and post a horrible picture in the thread above :)
( boris the spider,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:40,
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YESNow make a fractal one. Madelbrot would be proud.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:41,
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as a rastafarian i find this content offensive
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:23,
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As a racist I find your taking offense offensive. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:23,
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as an offensive i find your offense non-offensive in a double negative = positivefurthermore...
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:25,
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As a NihilistI find any offence taken by anyone offensive.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:25,
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as i nihilist i find nihilists offensive and the word offensive offensiveand shit
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:26,
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You're a nihilist?That must be exhausting
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:41,
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Hahahaha!Fishlols! :D
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:45,
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we have to do this every morningand then we sing the company song
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:36,
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I do hope you all get naked first though mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:39,
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Is this a new series for BBC?Business people come dancing?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:36,
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Strictly come on suitsHA! HA! BUSINESS SUITS
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:40,
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As a muslim I find this content offensive
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:23,
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the beer or the bacon?you can't do both, that makes you an extremist. and therefore a terrorist.
( spesh.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:24,
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Neither, I am offended by the lack of popular spliff.Edit:Cumbria is looking rather sunny for this time of year.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:28,
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Bacon...see that's something Jews and Muslims have in common.
Why don't that start from there and work up to peaceful loving harmony
(Why don't that start from there and work up to peaceful loving harmony
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:31,
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YAY!I love see to the bacony goodness stretched around the board :-)
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:25,
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As a streak of baconI find this offensive
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:26,
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Beer AND BaconThe news of these 2 wonderful items coming together, brings me
great joy :D
(,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:26,
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great joy :D
Handy bacon-day guide.
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:32,
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Fake. Not on fire. Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:46,
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in honour of the meaty loveliness that's happening on /links today :)
Ah, bacon day is finally upon usA great day to give my slaves in the bacon mines an extra ear of sea maize
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07,
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bloody bacon trolls
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07,
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you should ask them to cook it longer yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:07,
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It's a perfectly good pun. If you can call puns good. Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:08,
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didn't say it wasn't a good pun
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:11,
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I cant process this sentence yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:13,
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My car has a cut out roof you insensitive cunt :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:01,
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Must be an Austin Princess then. They don't make em like that anymore. Thank fuck. Ha ha.
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Fri 20 Nov 2009, 10:05,
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