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[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Down Bullseye!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] All the hits for Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yule Love It!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I wonder if Misson Praise have thought about releasing a Rock Band equivilent of their hymns
*ponders*

Nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ta lully
Mornin' lully, you well? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Better now that I've got that .gif out of the way
I can get on with actual paid work now :O)

And your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Fine ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hindsight's a bitch
(Corbo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# They'd probably something like "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
INSIGHTFUL BUSINESS ADVICE.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Masochist that Jesus is
He loves the feel of the nails through his bone and cartilage.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# an oldie but a goodie
:D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# The old ones are the
oldest.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
#
(speedfire, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# We used to do this as kids
my brother and i, while in the back of our parent's car and bored. And then try to keep a straight face at the surprised looks in other cars :-)
(bovine intervention, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# "No problem"
"That'll be 30 pieces of silver please"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:29, archived)
# get off my street corner
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:31, archived)
# PEG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Kelly!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Look at his begging eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Off soon. I have work I have to pretend to do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :D but there IS a bus anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Haha
Maybe that image proves the existance of god. The possibility of a god existing is slightly more likely than that of a bus arriving.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# haha-arriving on time anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:18, archived)
# THere probably is no 86
Now stop freezing your butt off and enjoy your life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# gnommm-nom, he said butt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Jesus on a Christ!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Gecko Jeremy is watching you masterbate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# he's probably getting too old to cut the mustard
but I s'pose he can still lick the jar
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# GO COMPARE!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] \o/


EDIT - sod it, compo'd in light of the origin of the piece...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Oh well, why not...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Smashing!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:38, archived)
# that was my idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yes it was.
Have a biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:46, archived)
# BISCUIT
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I stand by my reply

Only it's now directed at two people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I can do all sorts of science stuff
but I struggle to read your incredibly fast moving gif.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Really?
It's not moving that fast...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Just like the bus!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Now I really *am* going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oooh...
Second Coming, Chris Eccleston, right? :)
(Virulent, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry] as opposed to heathen yoyo workshops--I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# pfft
is that the loch ness monster popping up behind him?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:11, archived)
# no one knows what lies in the hearts of men
like the Shadow do
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# What a show-off
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Expensive, Christmas, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *applauds heartily*
The Tesco shopping website is blocked here at work, but b3ta isn't.

They must be evil
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I suspect so.
This receipt, of course, is just for day 12. In total you'll need 42 pregnant geese and 40 gold rings.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# crivens
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# 3 for 2 on evil atm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Every little helps!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# hmmm
I asked Mark Little and Ralf Little to help me decorate once. Mark got stuck straight in, stripping the old stuff, pasting the new, hanging it perfectly, but Ralf just stood around looking at his gormless face in the mirror, leaving it all to us. So frankly Barbarossa you are talking complete twaddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Dwarves are the same
no wonder snow white drifted, she had all the work to do
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# To be fair
they did work down the mines all day, while she swanned around singing to deer and birds.
The least she do is a bit of housework
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# when she's not on Facebook or watching Cash in the Attic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Whats their value option like for this?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Shit packaging and cut with rat poison
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Dude, this deserves a compo of its very own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# £9.99 for a chicken?
Jesus, what are they? Gold-plated?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:00, archived)
# French
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Therefore subsidised by our taxes.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# They saw me & my ten leaping lords coming and jacked the prices :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
Tesco's ethical policies come into even deeper question when you consider swans a-singing and maids a-milking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yes
but there is double Clubcard Points on those
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# hehehehe...
seeing this reminded me that I have an almighty urge to do a 'Yorkshire Pot' for crimbo dinner, that's a partridge in a pheasant, in a duck, in a chicken.
Asked the missus if she approved (given the potantial cost) and I got:
"well it's a bit exgravagant for four people, isn't it? And what about the cost? Well (pause) it's up to you"

Which is basically "No. But I don't want to say no. But I mean no."

SO now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Cook it secretly and eat it alone at night.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Like some poultry addict...
*sings*
"I'm a secret poultry / game eater"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# At night. At night.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Turkey Twizzlers instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Sainsburys have got
Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs for half price at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:07, archived)
# well there you go then
sandwich them between potato waffles and wrap that up in a pizza.

Xmas dinner fit for Kings.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:09, archived)
# If she's going to be like that do all of them inside an ostrich and say 'next time say 'no' if you mean 'no'.
Which is admittedly massively confrontational but then that's what Christmas is about, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahahaha
To be fair, it is the one day of the year she doesn't have a go at me for having lager for breakfast, but then I am in the kitchen all day
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# How the hell do you get
a pheasant inside a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:41, archived)
# use the gel
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Also: I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Only if you buy useless garbage, Ben.
BEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Oh hey, Sam.
SAM.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# WOAH.
I bought a VIDEOGAME yesterday. So far it's pretty OKAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:15, archived)
# What's the name of your new VIDEOGAME?
I am yet to start playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Goddamn that's annoying to type.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Zeno Clash. It's like £3 right now.
I assume Cat_Boots told you to play through vanilla first?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:17, archived)
# He did. Even though he installed mods the first time he played.
PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I need to replay it too. I have Clear Skies, but I only ever really played it for 30 minutes before I decided I had to upgrade my PC for it.
I never did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Well that doesn't bode well for my laptop then.
Additionally: tinydragonapps.com/steam/

Is a nice website that scrapes Steam and shows the day's offers.

Dollars at the moment but the on-sale games are the same, and apparently he plans to do a proper British money one soon.

Something about signing up for an account, choosing some games and getting emailed when they go on sale too.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Shadow of Chernobyl should run fine. I would imagine you'll have to use static lightning, but otherwise it'll be great.
Also fenk u. I ghav bockmarknd it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Yay!

I like this very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# What the hell is that pear tree made of
Platinum? I got two apple trees from homebase for 20 quid.

The french hens are good value though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I found $149.99 for a pear tree (full size)
And $10 for a partridge.

And converted it to proper money.

I did not, however, consider fees associated with putting the partridge in the pear tree.

RESEARCH.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Champion!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] we've been rumbled
(Knutsack, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# HAHAHA
I'd go there every week if I got the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Isn't it just round the corner?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# No.
Just round 2 corners:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hey wow, this is almost like b3ta round here, only with a half decent image challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I think he is really saying
'oh yeah and I suppose mum was a virgin too'


/woo time
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Take one Sunday off & it all goes pear-shaped.
Omnipotent, my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Loo-kin' good...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Not just the Saviour of mankind, but also King of the Oompah-Loompahs.
What a guy!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Hiya Cap'n!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Good morrow, sir.
Judging from the picture, I trust Thursday finds you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Fairly glowing my fine fellow!
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Just about to launch myself round to a friend's house, where I intend to fill his walls with strange pictures as he hands me beer after beer.
Plus - I got paid, so it seems that Thursday & I have already struck something of a healthy rapport.

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
Blu-Ray alive and kicking now? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Miracle?
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Neutrigenar is in what county?
I have to give you bonus points for seams on a word though!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Thought I'd try and get in first...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
# That's what Jesus said Sir.
PLease not I didn't go for my orginal choice of comment so that I could use a Python one. I orginally was going to go for, 'That's what jesus said when I was bum raping him.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# groan...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh Jesus!

*christofies*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] and enjoyed the local cuisine
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Frame 2 looks smug...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] heh he looks so happy!
he'd pop down B&Q


Click for bigger (95 kb)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha
have you compoed it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# good point
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# yay!
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:37, archived)
# taverimooch
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ningle de dingles board
If i may roast this here

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll have a P please, Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] i think he'd have embraced the local customs


with gusto.
(morning!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Oh my, that took me too long
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Me too.
I'm proud to say that I'm so English I had to check the file name before I saw what you'd done.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# HAHAHA
winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# heh
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Lovely stuff :D
...although the devil did make me do this...



'Ning Ms. 'ning /board.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# heheh :)
oh henry, you died for our sins.

(right board, i'm off to the wilds of harrow for the westminster uni open day! weeee! toodles!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He'd play footie too

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha but would that count as handball?
add a new meaning to the hand of god...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Jesus saves!
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes. Yes, he does..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# the boy is omni whatsit
all over the park, he done good, game of two halves nah make it a pint
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# His transfer fee would be astronomical..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# He's not that good...
always gets nailed on crosses.
(Bob the Scutter, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *oof*
Right in the solar-plexus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Fowler
puts away the rebound. As we used to say. Though my dad used to reckon it was Ian St. John that did.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I did see that as grafitti once in Southampton,
though inevitably it was "Le Tissier scores on the rebound". Still, a nice bit of theology there since they all called him "Le God", so was he scoring against himself?
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha

ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Words don't do it justice, so..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ha ha brilliant
Clever AND following the compo brief to the letter. A double win in my book!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:37, archived)
# thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The inevitable shameless advertising .

Slightly altered yet pea roasted for your viewing pleasure coutesy of CHB Industries. Official supplier of sick images for the 2010 Heal The World Tour
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Chirst! you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Mint Sauce can heal just about anything
well... ok... maybe just my hunger for lambykins

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Can't heal lamb!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:56, archived)
# My wife cut her twat on a splinter of plastic from a Tesco Value vibrator.
A quick application of mint sauce worked a treat. It stung a bit but worth all the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:59, archived)
# cut her twat? How could you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I imagine the blood might have given it away
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:04, archived)
# a dicey conclusion, depending on time of month
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Obvious really.
She had been dropping clots the previous week and also I heard the scream coming from the bathroom and the whiring of the defective bush buzzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:08, archived)
# cut twat confirmed
another calamity averted
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# ^ Popular Jesus is popular!

In other news: Abstaining Boobies Get "Sexier"

Pffftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:44, archived)
# He's got Wood
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# ITALIC COMIC SANS!
Like comic sans, but with extra class
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# like comic sans with no class

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# parsley poker!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# haha, I have no idea what this is about
and am reluctant to ask ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Extremely old 'out of mothballs' reply to ham touching posts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I see--must have been before my time
grandpa :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I find your definition of comic debatable :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:50, archived)
# well, by trade anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:51, archived)
# ^this^
although THIS is a cracking piece of 80s cheese.

Yes, Jay Leno and Mr Miyagi in an 80s buddy-cop-culture-clash-comedy-car-chase-movie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# yea, Leno as cop
actually I missed seeing it. But then in the 80's I was somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I personally don't give a toss who Tiger Woods shags
The media are only wetting their pants, because he's done such a good job keeping his provate life, y'know, private, until now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# and his privates public:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:47, archived)
# guess I shouldn't, but eh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:40, archived)
# hahaha
You bad bad personage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:41, archived)
# /:<
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# *tests for parkinsons*
No. It appears you have not been in any chatshows.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# he ain't fakin', whole lot o' shakin going on
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# a Jerry Lee Lewis fan :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)
# something for the phallic logo awards?
twice the fun!

(fatbob pfffft…, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Quick!
tell the internets!

EDIT: Jesus 2 years and you still haven't learn.

EDIT EDIT: This is like Were's Wally. I can never find him either.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:29, archived)
#
Well I'm a lurker. Tell me then... Pretty please?
(fatbob pfffft…, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Try this
b3ta.com/features/faq/

It's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:35, archived)
# I think I shall treating myself to boiled heggles this morning:D
'ningles chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# good nings to you
I just had strawberry yoghurt with cereal in it

I haven't had a boiled egg for years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Well it'd probably be off by now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# It's all in a the faq
1) This board is for stuff you made, ie. you're knocking stuff off the board that some people take hours to make.
2) If you have a cock that looks like that seek medical help!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:35, archived)
# OMG
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Do you have an A2 sized one for my office.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Feel free to print it out at A2 size
I however cannot guarantee top quality! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
#
my bad. Quick and painless please: Where to post then? Will delete off this board then (link would help)
Sorry
(fatbob pfffft…, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:38, archived)
# The irony is, if you delete, people will shout at you also
Funny old world innit.

You did nowt wrong chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Erm no they did.
Just because you can't comprehend things doesn't make pressing on regardless more exceptable.

But noobs do like to back up other noobs I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# And regulars regulars
Like I said: Funny old world, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# Well yes.
Every effort has been taken to make people realise how the board work before they start posting.
We tried adding a talkboard so people wouldn't use here as a chat forum, we started a linksboard still in a vain attempt to keep this page for people's own work, we even started giving a week's waiting period after registering (a process that askes you to read the FAQ twice) and still people can't get it.

It's primarily not the posting itself that annoys me. It's people's lack of concideration or plain stupidity that get on my nerves.

Would you move into a shared house and the second day when a mate came overrule the other residents that it was a no smoking house?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# It's a poxy internet forum.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:12, archived)
# minus six bazillion points for using that word. twice.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I didn't use the word twice
You did.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:05, archived)
# you did! just then
and you know full well i meant "n o o b s"

(i spelt it, so it isn't a word)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I think you'll find that I used the passed tense not the present.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I've never understood that
It seems people get annoyed because their posts berating someone for being a twat get lost int he midsts of the t'interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I've always assumed as the post had developed since it's posting
With some truely lovely insults both graphical and verbal. Personally i have no problem with the ol' post and grab other than it shoudl be met with the same attitue as someone dropping a pint glass in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Talkboard for talk
Meggageboard for altered images and animations

Links for everything else
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Got it.
Next time then.
(fatbob pfffft…, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Whoa, a double-ended dildo, ribbed for their pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
# I'm a Yorkshireman but...
...even I find this terrifying
Drag me to...
(Gobshite, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:05, archived)
# pffffttttt
Still haven't seen that yet...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:07, archived)
# You don't need to see it, trust me.
I felt ripped off and it didn't cost me any money.

1/10
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha
noooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 7:50, archived)
# Ah touring in Goatforshire.
what?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:32, archived)
# No
Starring in a movie.

Also, I don't think anyone's ever shopped that 'Goats' poster--I could be wrong :p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 8:48, archived)

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