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[challenge entry] A tenner for a sight-seeing ticket and you get the sodding Dawkins bus.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# and an bonus earthquake by the looks of it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Broom broom!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:52, archived)
#
how you all doing?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Alright, cock. Yourself?
How's the board community reacting to the world cup draw then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# 2 worlds one cup?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# With conspiracy theories
Or I am, anyway. france and South Africa effectively given byes to the second round, Italy given the most unbelievably lacklustre group -- until you see the group Spain are in.

On the other hand, Brazil/Portugal should be good fun. The match might be shit in the end (we can hope not, but it might be) but Brazil v Portugal has a certain resonance to it.

England got handed an easy group too. Hard to say if Slovenia or the USA will be bigger opponents, which really says a lot. Neither are *bad*, as such, but they're not exactly going to set the world alight.

If I cut the bitching and whining it actually looks like a decent draw. And not that fixed, except for Italy's group. And SA/France's. And England's. And Spain's. And Brazil/Portugal's. And Argentina's.

The Netherlands is fair though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I checked a couple of US sports sites and they're already talking about Beckham v the USA.
Kim Jong-Il decided a week or so ago that highlights of North Korea's games will only be shown in the country if they win. They're not getting any football.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Yeah well I'm not allowing air unless it's renamed Ttssattsair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I prefer the idea that he'll employ some internet graphics artists to edit the highlights so that North Korea win each match.

My services are available. I'm not very good at it but, hey, I'm probably good enough for North Korea. I think he's sold half the tellies to pay for wooden guns anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Did you get your Oslo job yet?
Alternatively, as I first typed, did you get your Oslo nob yet?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# No Oslo nob
I did have an unexpected phone interview the other day for it. I'll hear back within a week or two. I currently have my fingers, toes and testicles crossed. (I'm booked in for surgery on that in a few day's time. In the meantime I'm in quite a lot of pain, and it's really difficult typing.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Well we appreciate the effort
This Oslo job thing is dragging on. I might lose interest eventually. Have a word.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I will
On Monday the decision should have been made internally. That's the point I get hold of my spy on the inside and learn what it was. No point waiting to be told officially, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Serious footballs going on right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Mu have you checked out the Netherland's potential semi final opponents yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# :( This is all way over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# No.
You will analyse football and you will be happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# But I'm not an overly serious skinhead in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# WHO ARE YA, WHO ARE YA
...then?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Tittiletattle who should play on England's right?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# I don't know. Some people who can kick a ball real far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I'm starting a facebook petition for you to be England manager
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Me: for yes.
I am in agreeination with your commentles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hay guyz dis is ufishul if 1,00,.0000,0 ppl join dis grp den my m8 tstsr wil b engerlund managr hes real gd
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# just shout
ENGERLAND

a few times. throw in a ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY! or two and you're sorted. Occasionally nod wisely and say "I said he should've gone with 1-1-8."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# The last time I watched the football properly was when Senegal beat France.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I enjoyed that game
Somewhat frighteningly, I still lived in Scotland at that point. That was actually quite a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# All I remember was that the winning goal was scored by the guy who had fallen over and was on the floor.
And that that was the year France scored no goals, and I think that was the time around we beat Germany 5-1.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# 5-1 was in a friendly
I wasn't very happy about it.

/stereotypical pathetic anti-england football teamness blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# It must be awesome because there's a wikipedia page about just that match
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# And if you make a change it'll be reverted within 5 minutes!
Especially if that change is to "Some cunts beat Germany 5-1 some time. No-one cared, not even the Germans, but some cunts won't shut up about it, although they still talk a bit more about when they beat the Germans almost fifty years ago in a much more important match."

I'd do that but actually I'm not that petty anymore. Since with any luck I'll be living in Norway, I don't even mind whether England win the World Cup. Though I'd love to see the Netherlands get it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I've got some bad news: on Radio 5 right now they're going through the entire world cup and predicting every match. Srsly.
Brazil beat Netherlands in the quarter finals.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# BASTARD BRAZILIANS
I'M GONNA GO FUCKING POSTAL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Yeah, nearly. Qualifying rather than finals, but still.
See, you can join in.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I thought it was a friendly
Oh. Shows how much *I* know, doesn't it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# I only remember it so well because Heskey scored the only goal of his entire career.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Fuck me
Heskey scored for England? No wonder you remember it.

I didn't actually see the match, the first I knew was when some Lancastrian twat in my hall of residence put a cutout from the paper on his door and went around shouting at the top of his stupid voice about it, the brainless fuckwit.

That's probably actually behind my antipathy towards that match, rather than any dislike of England, I just didn't like the Lancastrian prick.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# May 2002, 1-0, Bouba Diop
I am fucking ready.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# fantastically well thank you
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# FOOTT WORM :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# i had foot worms once
then i trod on the cunts, doctors should give that advice
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# You were so excited you drew your own trophy
Magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# ah yes indeed
if one was to rotate it, one would see what it says football world cup as it's not called the jules rimet anymore
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# looks good
Think it'll be the usual suspects topping the groups though. Shame the Korea's couldn't be in the same group though.
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Weren't they in the same pot though?
I almost went to a South Korea v North Korea world cup qualifier in Shanghai last year, but nobody would go with me :(

It was 0-0 though so I'm not that bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Cowards. I Reckon the opening game will be one of the best
www.fifa.com/live/competitions/worldcup/finaldraw/index.html

Nice chart for the fridge door
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# What was that world cup
with North and South Korea, Iran, and USA; coining the term 'Group of Death?'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I'm not sure that ever happened.
South Korea and North Korea have never been at the world cup together.

Iran and USA were in the same group in 1998 though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Ah cool
I think the group I was thinking off didn't 'coin' the term at all, some internet trawling reveals it's nothing new what so ever:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_of_death
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Hey, bro.
Doin' good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# The Happiest Cock
a disney animated adventure
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Glanshat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# MAH DESKTOPS ON FIRE AAHHH!
Photobucket
(souch13, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# are you running the b3ta server?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# oops
just checked the size, guess i should have jpeg'd it :P
(souch13, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:54, archived)
# yes, jpg is really the choice for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Still, it's on photobucket
A picture that size, running off photobucket onto B3ta, it'll probably gobble up his allowed bandwidth in about ten minutes, and it'll go off the board perfectly naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# still not too late
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# You can always edit in a smaller version.
That's what the edit button is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# oh hai ricky
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# [email protected]
will be enjoying spam, then...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Only if enough bots go crawling through B3ta
To help them along we could quote the email address a few more times

I wonder if [email protected] will get more spam if enough robots crawl through the page and see [email protected] written on it?

Probably not. Lucky for the owner of [email protected] really.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# heh
pity [email protected] was my old account.
(souch13, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# pah!
damn it. any time i try and be a cunt on the internet it just fails. :(

i'm voting [email protected] then.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# what are bots?
bottom orafice dwelling terminator sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i do hope so
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# me too
i heard someone mention them on a forum once and they sounded cool so i thought i'd talk about them here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# bum with me if you want to live
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# Wow
Never have I been more glad that I picked the name of a famous song by a famous band as my B3ta username. Makes it a bit harder to track me down.

I hope.

Gulp.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Ha!
I was going to say that a simple search reveals his mobile number, the fact he was once in the navy and was looking for a flatshare in the Plymouth area for between £230-£290 a month. And a rather cheesy picture of him wearing a black shirt, white tie and sporting spiky hair.
I love Google :o)
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Firefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefirefiremuffinfirefirefirefirefire
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Somebody say muffin?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# chuffin good
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Muffin level 3 and falling.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# muffin needed
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# Bah
Now I want muffins!
Evil woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Muffout!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# No alarms
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# and no surprises
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Current Value: Dark
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# with a fire that size
you should expect a flaming
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# It's Fluffy Friday
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# so i see
i'm not in a fluffy mood
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# there's drugs that can help that
i hear opium and opiates are generally highly-rated. i've only had them in hospital though.

i do occasionally fill with the desire to go back to hospital, mind you. by "desire" i mean "burning lust".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOO!
I Have that on my ipod, banging!!!

Mysteryland
1998
Forbidden Fruit

to name but three

i need somebody to hug! (in a dodgy german accent)
(Stringy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "We've been digging up this trench for five years Tony and we haven't found a fucking thing"
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# oh dear
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# Pull my finger
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# i don't want to pull your finger
i can get better
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# Get yer glove. You've pulled:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# pff
you don't want to, you really don't.
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# Well it was a bit sticky!
/lots of sticks put inside blod
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# he's been busy
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hungover
late

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue407/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# drink some raw eggs
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Drink some raw beer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# eat my raw arse!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:36, archived)
# you work-shy fop
every one has gone home
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# \o/ My challenge entry got a mention!
Validation!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# i felt a bit fuzzy this morning
which slowly developed into a hangover.

lots of tea and a bacon, egg and cheese toasted sandwich with red sauce sorted me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Haha no mention for micto's compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Oh wow, I just saw Holly Woulds entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
"Oh God.jpg"
"Oh God No.jpg"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# typical!
the one time i get best of on qotw, not a mention of the thing in the newsletter! I DEMAND RECOGNITION!!!
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# *recognises*
It's a very sweet story.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# there's a party in my mouth and your all invited!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I'll bring some Pop Rocks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Looks like there are drugs involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# :D:D
Mr.Moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# tis mr. Moon
and I'm sure there are drugs involved Crystal : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hehe
:D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
#
A party at Keith Moon's must've been amazing. A party in Keith Moon's mouth must've been mindblowing. Crazy days! Nice!
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# He's
about to turn into that Supathick thing from youpube =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# You know what...
...You can watch the show for years until someone points something out and then
somehow the entire thing changes
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# this is really well done but i don't get the reference
is it david coultard?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# it be molly from corination street
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# who's molly?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# tyrones missis
(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ohh the little fat one? i can see it now i think
tis very woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# she does suffer from teh coulthard jaw
much like teh aniston and someone else i can remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I see what you mean . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# looks like bobcat goldthwaite
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# We love you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I love you too
*puts it right between her/their noses*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# You aim too . . . please !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# if i miss it will go into one of her mouths or eyes, so i can't really lose here.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# You have just encountered a . . . win . . . win . . . situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm accepting this invitation.....
and slipping into something "more comfortable"right now:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Slipping . . . is the operative word . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I was instructed to draw a sexy.


So I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# this is sexy
apart from the elephant's foreskin she's wearing on her head
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I thought it was a giant nik-nak
(the crisps)
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Lady bums! :D
Or at least very convincing transexual bums
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oh my! Sexy and nicely drawn.
What's the deal with the snaffle bit though? That's not going to work as handcuffs...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Snaffle bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# The thing round her wrists.
It's part of a bridle, designed to go in a horse's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# she's trying to attract horsey bumsex
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Of course! Silly me.
You're clearly a more experienced perv than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i am indeed
have you not visited my b3ta bunker sex dungeon?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# No, clearly I've been missing out.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# oh, you have
there is much sexy fun going on therein
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# i'll snaffle your bit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# PLEASE DO NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Why did you stop drawing Russians?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe this lady IS Russian
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Because they now draw him.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Uberi oruje.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Pesky siberian ice floes
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oh this is good. Everything feels right. Yes yes yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# nice :D
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(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# lol
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(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Shekshee.
Edit take 2:

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I hope you don't mind . . . but her lovely symmetry forced me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Want!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# my word
that's graping my squildo.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# i got this
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahahahaha:D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HA, FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hooray!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Fresh Cancer Mole?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# *checks for lumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I get a woman doctor to check my scrote................
I get the "all clear" and leave the surgery happy:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Is she not getting suspicious that you are going in for daily checks?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Enrique's MOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It is still searching for Fresh Water . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha!
i thought it was a susan boil at first!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
#
Urgh...uurgh...UURGH!...Awwwww, it's got little shades on!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha...it does explain his need for glasses
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] O hai Christian Bale Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Yes!
Actual LOLage.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 4:26, archived)
# THREADJACK!
Is anyone else having trouble with the b3ta image host today? I haven't been able to view a single b3ta image host hosted image all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Fine for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# aww bumnuggets
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# watched the dark knight yesterday, not the best...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Yea,
but it ain't too shabby either, really. Could do a lot worse with a Bat movie, I mean, just look at Batman & Robin and Batman Forever.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 6 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# No no no...
Jesus SAVES.

Regularly.
(nordelius, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# and a lot of CTRL+Z
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 8:53, archived)
#
Jesus switches it off, then three days later it switches itself back on.
(Richeh, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 10:16, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# That is....
Quite an odd concept.
:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# HAHAHA, I like you JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I think he looks really cool.
Punk - It IS for chinchillas!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
I think the Adventures of Punk Chinchilla would be very diverting indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# This ^
With pink spiky hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# This is Final Fantasy XIV concept art.
AICMFP
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Can't be.
Not enough bunny girls in metal bikinis and heels.

Mmmmmm....Fran.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# See I find Fran sexually attractive mostly for the skimpy bondage outfit and trim body.
I imagine you are more fond of the floppy rabbit ears.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# You should see my floppy rabbit ears
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Nah, it's her sultry voice.
I just DRAW fluffy ears. They don't DO anything for me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# She doesn't have a sultry voice.
She has a ten year old girl's voice.

It's pretty creepy when you listen to it for a while actually.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I seem to recall you once pointing out
that if the stuff you draw turned you on that much you'd be walking around with a permanent stiffy.

This struck me as sage wisdom.



Edit: Unless you *do* walk around with a permanent stiffy and it's all an elaborate double-bluff. Hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I walk around with a permenant stiffy.
I am thankful for tight boxer briefs and a vertical erection.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Me too
Except I wear loose boxers and a thin skirt. I'm quite the sight walking down the street.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# He sticks the pen down his japseye and draws through a series of pelvic muscle contractions
That's what I heard ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Well trained pelvic muscles, that man!
I'm very impressed. When I try that I only get weird Jackson Pollock like confections, mixed with a bit of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Awww!
This is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I wish you made money out of pictures like this so you drew them more
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I like this.
Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# grrrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Is that the mummy cat in the background?
I think she might need medical attention....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# you kitty porn motherfuckers
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hahahaha kitty porn:D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# kitty porn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw_LR3yjo-0
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# our ceiling cat is watching this and masturbating
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Ok turn the webcam off now,
these guys need some privacy.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Eeep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *phones parents to get back quick*
*runs*
*never babysits again*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# That's tonight's nightmares sorted, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you've got the wrong guy. I'm *oof!... not. *oof!... Buck *oof!... Rogers!

POW! right in the rectum
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ANUSPUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# secret attack of all the giraffe men
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Giraffe men?
They look like turds wrapped in stomach lining...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha
Or dry-roasted cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# they look a bit like The Thing's retarded brothers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
It's clobbering time MMMMMMMnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# What the Dickens?
Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# haha
That made me pucker
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# HE'S GOT A BRAND NEW CAR.
LOOKS LIKE A JAGUAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# lol feeder r so 2000 lol
I prefer modern musics like stereophonidges
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I ewnly lisnten to LADES GaGHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# i don't get it. is she meant to be like a retarded slutty tankgirl?
I don't understnad it. song writing seems to consist of four words these days, repeated for 3 minutes or so, then they get a bee in their cunt when people steal their shite stuff. fuck them. they can all fuck out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Haha!
Why the fuck does this even exist?! What possible circumstances required this selection of people to come together?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# And where is this occuring? And why is nobody helping???
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# And why doesn't he put up a fight?
WHY? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Somebody phone da police!
And tell them exactly what's happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX MR BLOBBY GENES WITH GIRAFFES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Best. Porn. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Ha! Are you trying to show us what you're up to tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:51, archived)
# you wanna join in?
and do you want to be Captain Bumspack or one of the Arsenuggets?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# You choose, I don't mind
Do I need to bring my own lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# pfft...talking of giraffes....how's about a quick pea of that one with the skyscrapers*
that's if you do requests:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# this one?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# absolutely!
awesomeness:)w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Next stop, the Dawkins residence
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Ha, I thought that was Dan Dennett.
Confusing my atheists, whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I don't know every bit of circumstantial information about what just happened...
But it raised a smile.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Sounds like my sex life
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Anyone who can demonstrate something supernatural can claim a million quid, sorry, dollars
off that guy. Who is James Randi, not Dan Dennett.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (284 kb)
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
the Monty Propps Jesus Source Pic gets another outing :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# It just keeps on giving ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
The look on both their faces..... priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Ner nee ner nee nur nur....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Aw, aren't they adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Kids aren't allowed to play like this nowadays
All they can have is bubble wrap and sticklebricks without the stickles.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Ha! In my day we had to make our own entertainment
with razor wire and broken glass. Never did us any harm.

Shame about next door's puppy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# We used to wrap cow shit in newspaper, then fling it at car windscreens from behind a wall.
Never did us any harm.

True story.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Ewwww.
That's funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha...warning to kids:
never tell your opponent what WILL break your bones:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hallo Elvis!
How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# thumbs up*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Saucy.
I hope you wash it afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# That must be a pic from the last century
Children are no longer allowed to wear stripy poloshirts due to Health and Safety regulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# That's a picture of me when I was 13 and when I was 19, so it probably is last century.
I don't remember that shirt, however I still wear the pink trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Somehow, I believe you O_o
:oD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# FATALITY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cheesus fish.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Haha!!
Wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# "Nice to meet you, your majesty" is the accepted reply to such a remark.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# But she can be so beastly and forthright
sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Tramp trousers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# De rigeur for the man who has forsaken worldly goods.
And they prolly smell of Jesuswee.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ...ELECTRIC FUNERAL...ELECTRIC FUNERAL...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I love Lucy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha
ha!
(heysamgraham http://youtube.com/heysamgraham, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Well with those lips...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# They should make these into interactive porn bots
the advertising revenue they'd generate would be huge.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yep
that helped!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# You don't mind being ignored by certain people then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:00, archived)
# who me ?
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I'm sure he spends endless sleepless nights cutting himself and crying over a picture of Prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
"crying" over it. "Tears".
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# lolz
he is a scottish nob:D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# This is how I imagine Prodge now:
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I doubt it
He was upset enough to put him on ignore

Which is very upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I meant just generally
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Well, yes, true
Although he seems to have mellowed out recently, which means either his video console got fixed, or he got his end away
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# fuckity bye!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# sngearh-nnnpfff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Jesus Something Something Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# if I had a church,this is what I'd put in it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# If I had a church
I'd church in the morning, I'd church in the evening, all over this land.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)

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