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#


Not started a thread in aaages, so thought I'd just drop this here while I wait for my baked potato to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Nicely

I hope the potato is nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# It's beginning to smell nice
but as I don't have a microwave, I'm having to go the long way round, so I hope it's nice too!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Oh, that will probably be even nicer!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I've just finished it
and it was bloody marvelous!

nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Dear God!
I am getting into the WAY BACK machine here!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# is that Teddy from A.I. ?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I think I
bought him in Marks & Spencers

"woosh!"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Berlusdoom™
(eyes, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# BIGGAAARRRRR!!!
Is that the guy from Extras? The one that is making the film about his dead wife?

Ben Stiller - "Will you shut the FUCK up about your dead wife?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Also, wtf is Guy Ritchie doing there? (Far right)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# haha!
IDDQD
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# he might have 10 yrs of mental health issues but you can't argue that he's not got a good throwing arm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# FATALITY

ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:01, archived)
#
(Mongrel, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:24, archived)
# rocks out!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# haha
although I was expecting a model cathedral :)
(tool, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# oui oui, les français. mon dieu. mince alors!
just some nonsense. je déteste la langue. je suis fatigué :)

(otscho from heaven, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Why are pirates called pirates?
because they AAAAARE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# C'est bon!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# He really ought to be strengthening those neck muscles.
Also: HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hahahaha....good job his head's chained on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# oh hai fanj
he's overdone the lippy again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# fanj, you are an odd person
but this makes me smile because his mouth looks like a minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# That's one sore rancid minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# chlamydia - the gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I reckon I might get that for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# so much better than syphillis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
ActuaLOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha, I had literally just saved this when I refreshed and saw your comment!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Haha
TRUFAX: I saw some people with a t-shirt very much like this once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS!
ANNA RIDER RICHERSON BUYS CHIPS! (i seen her in her stripey car!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# she's probably shoving them up her arse as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Eric Estrada first.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Get up there Ponch you little fucker
"But wait, I don't wan...mmmffffffffff"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# ...lets hope so!
lol
coming here and buying my manor house without asking! how very dare she!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# poor locker has emotional scars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Some of these recipes are a bit chewy...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# sith widows?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Were you watching "Aliens" by any chance this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# yes. yes i was.
i love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# i'm getting the box set this week
£14 in morrisons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# "Hay Ripley! Check it out. If you do this his nose goes beep!"


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
we got a fire in medlab!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That was through Operations Right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# arf!
yes it was! watched it last night, which may explain why i was distracted enough to miss the piece of cotton i was trying to cut off the bottom of my nightie, taking a chunk out of my leg with the scissors instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# acid for blood?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# no, but it stung like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I've never been stung by a bastard before
got stung by a bee once: £30 for a jar of honey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Don't forget Anna Nicole

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Bind Un?


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I never understand
how people can sit looking at a goatse whilst cropping out his hands. Yes I mean YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Presumably people instead crop one of the many 'goatse' pics that only feature the hands?
You could crop this one, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# And you can save your sanity (like this image)
By cutting out only one hand then flipping it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# he only did one of them
edit : makes mental note to read other replies before posting
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# yup

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# bindun??

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Goatse?
Yep. Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Thought so
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Aye.
Big gaping arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Eye. Big fat gaping arse.
I'll try summat else then
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# putting a new slant
on an old favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No, it's goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# true, true
i'm very hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Been messing around in tattyshop over a cuppa break this afternoon after revisiting this series over the weekend...

Click pic for 1600x1200 wallpaper version. Sorry, no lols here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Danger, man.
Did you illustrate the body? It looks really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# just a simple bit of tracing, (from a diff. source) blurring and smudging for the body.
wanted to see what I could do in 20 mins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Very quick work there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# *resists urge to make a wanking joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I had 19m and 59s to fill afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# What?
You did it TWICE?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# and lit up afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# pfff!
i have a sore leg :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# That is a right nifty number !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# i like this
the dark colours are easy for a hangover to cope with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# is that MC hammer?
Has he got an ipod?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# MC Hammer? Wrong Trousers mate...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Bloody hell, THERE's a blast from the past!
you get nicked for throwing Pizza at Her Maj?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Long time ago
Actually, a guy in Huddersfield was locked up for following her around town with an ice-pick in a carrier bag. I was lucky!
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# not too bad at all fella, hope you're keeping well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I am bored as fuck!
Everybody from uni has buggered off home and I'm here all alone until wednesday
Sorry, it was an axe news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6689085.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Thats
chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# is that his swiss ball
must be time for exercise
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh very yes!
Have you seen the Blu-Ray version yet? The clarity and detail is astonishing.
former Six Of One member here
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I haven't yet, no :)
revisiting the series via the wonders of the web, after recently watching the 'new' 6 part interpretation of it recently.
The original really is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Haven't seen the new one yet.
Wasn't too keen on the trailer it made the series look like it was going to be Lost Lite crossed with The Truman Show. I like Lost (up to series 3 anyway) and love The Truman Show but that doesn't mean I want The Prisoner to be like them.

But honestly the blu-ray version is superb. The detail of Portmeirion is almost like being there yourself. Yet they haven't cleaned up the prints too much so that it still retains the vintage look.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# *adds to the Christmas list*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Yay!
My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Can't think of a witty pun
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# The seagulls around your way eat some strange things.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# hah
lovin that.
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# What a drip!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# what the fuck have you done to that monkey??????!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# pffft yourself
someone used the same source/sauce with a monkey earlier
if i could be arsed to find it i would link it...
p.s.
cock off
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# why thank you darlin'
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Tis a pleasure!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Pffft #2
Internet is serious business, pissinterpretation causes extra LOLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No witty pun needed
the pic speaks for itself. In all it's bird digested pudding glory.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# What a dollop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# My god
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# ....its full of stars!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Haul together now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Dear god.
and it makes me want to do a pun with
Pen Elaine.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# and a bulletproof vest
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha. Puntastic.
I have no choice but to wheel out this old Lennony chestnut






(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *facedesk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's great every time.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# apparently
yesterday was this pictures 4th birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# An oldie, but a goodie :)
but a goodie :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# face-palm
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# A hand in a glove is worth two in a mitten . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Ahahahaha
no teefs
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
The films would have been much improved by this I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
hai, anusface!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# He don't look so tough now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# To every season . . . gurn gurn gurn . . .
♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Lord Of The Belms
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Haha
clarse
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Warren is always so full of himself . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Stuff of nightmares right there
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# You are right . . . Warren does not sleep well at all . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# He must be a God!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# To Warren . . . Warren is the all mighty !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Warren has such a BIG ego !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *runs and hides*
That's not a Warren Buffet is it?
really sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# No but . . . Warren does eat at the all he can eat buffet frequently !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# True, true, so true.
true so true.If that was a Warren Buffet he would be eating himself and not vomming himself.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# If it was Jimmy Buffet . . . he would be hazin' a cheezeburger with a pair a dice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Thank God for Japanese instructions...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# is there a n___n mode?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *___*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# nobbin mode?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# She looks so disappointed by walking mode
A paper bag is no substitute for an umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# -___-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Especially
an umbrella that enables you to flyyyyyyyyyyy :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Now I want one!
I'm glad those monks are facing the wrong way. I don't think they would like to see up her skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I dunno what's going on here
and neither does the guy with the green afro
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# PFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Is that the guy
with the green wings as well?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Just a training exercise (see Iron Man)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I hope she doesn't get covered in ice like he did though :(
That t-shirt is no protection against ice.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D....Nipples at 100%!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# :O!

hope you mean this one or its a pea-roast in vain :P
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# There's no shirt...Iron my shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Its a new iron.
He's just making sure it won't leave marks.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# It's not a Stark Iron then...
...I'm having some real issues with this Iron Man of yours.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How do I call this masked Avenger? I have loads of ironing he could do for me.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Up with this sort of thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I like the frying mode !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Frying or Wokking?...
True story: I almost made that the text.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# In my minds it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# my 1st Morphing pic
Image and video hosting by TinyPic thanks to HumanDescent :D
(herman:D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Morph of this sort of thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ...no...no...make them stop.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# She might want her money back...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I'm afraid that there will soon be a sudden stop . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Dis no work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:38, archived)
# LOL...I have a sex mode for her as well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# O_o
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Tracy Emin mode
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That puts her in ready mode !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# should have checked the earth Snoopy!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# National Lampoons
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# "It's a bit nippley out"
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ||||||||||||||||||| !
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Snoopy never was very well grounded . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# That's a fairy light-weight pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That's OK . . . I got a charge out of it anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# socket' to em!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I would reply but...
the spark of imagination has deserted me.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Wire you still here then?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Short and to the point !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Glad someone's still plugging away

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Nearly blew a fuse thinking of all these puns?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nah, you just got to stay positive

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Watt is the point of carrying on?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I'm remaining neutral.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# As Farad I'm concerned game's still on.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yep, there's a few more puns locked in the volt

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Is that all the amps I get?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Don't worry, it's nearly time to go ohm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Joule be ohm in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# HOT SPIDER PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# non sequitor LOLZ
got me right up the (NPN) junction.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Now you're just being all negative again.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Nice to see the you're making the circuit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Resistance is futile.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm so glad that you've made the connection !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# We're really plugged in around here,
particularly when it is make or break.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Coulomb lets be nice about this.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'm bolting!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Is stat-ic or is there more?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# My lightning response is yes!
no you're not
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'm cutting the cord.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Can be rewired in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I'm currently lost for words
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# It certainly has gone a circuitous route
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# AC/DC
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Looks like you're trying to rectify the lack of competition here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Wire you questioning me?
(oops...that was taken...i better switch off)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I'll be going shortly
little time to probe further, ammeter my dinner soon.

ouch
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# But we've all managed to
conduct ourselves admirably.
ok not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Especially since having to switch threads alternately,
without any direct regulation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Yes.
It's been an electrifying perfomance all round I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This thread is quite an accumulator of punnage
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Snoopy gonna die.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Snoopy gonna fry.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# snoppy dying all over the show!
the death of snoopy


(not my work unfortunately, can't remember who did it)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Is that a dildo, bottom right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# My oh my
You have sharp eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# A Rampant Rabbit E345-B, if my eyes don't deceive me.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# A black midnight intruder
Apparently. Only $9.99 in the Xmas sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ker-CHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Fun for ALL the family!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Only £19.95.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oooooooo...special Christmas batteries.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# AAA are shit
AAAA are where it's at now

www.amazon.co.uk/Duracell-Ultra-Batteries-AAAA-Pack/dp/B00008JNWT

the batteries get smaller - the name gets longer. WHERE WILL IT END!?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Headlines: "Kitteh attaks Italian man"
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# IN UR PRESS CONFERENCE FRAGGIN UR LOTHARIO PREMIER
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Have a pea from last night
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# she's jolly pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# That's
The girl with whom he swears he isn't involved.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Not for me, cruel mouth, cold eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ANGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# ANGLECAT IZ SCRAPIN UR PRIEM MINISTAS FACE INNIT
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Why is that man behind Berlusconi?
Is he performing illicit acts about his person?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# He's milking his prostate
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And how
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Milked until his lips bled and his teeth fell out
Only Prime Ministers can afford that kind of luxury
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Broke his nose too
I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Ahahahahahahagross
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# How now, Brown cow?
sorry had to do it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Bored and somewhat colded
You asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Unfortunate with the cold.
Generally in the right place for boredom though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *unlimbers killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# it'll take more than hammers
to hold her back!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh go on then, it is Christmas....
x
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:15, archived)
# No tongues
she has to protect those vocal-chords of hers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# My granny's got a wonderful voice; our Christmas kisses never affected her vocal-chords...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Buggers can't be juicers

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
#
SMOOCH
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I say nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yep a mile wide glass crater will sort it.
/US-Iran policy
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)

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