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[challenge entry] everyone got their frying pans at the ready?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# One degree of separation
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:17, archived)
# I like bacon
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:21, archived)
# They used every part of the buffalo
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
that is fantastic
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)
# 1 Kevin sandwich please.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# s'alright sammich...
I am just not keen on this creamy sauce...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] but if you don't want a meal, how about a snack
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
I hate Italiano flavour.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Crunchy toes!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# nice toes
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] snap, crackle & eek
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Chewy
And they wiggle as they go down the throat.

It's snowing here.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yummy chewy outside, crunchy center
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# D'Acampo's favourite.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# S&M's
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I just called into friend of mine for 10 mins
They were watching the bit in Bruno where he's chained to the other guy. This reminds me of it.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# BEWARE THE LURE OF THE PIPES
BEWARE THE PINE-SCENTED CHARM
BEWARE THE SEMEN-CRUSTED BARBS



I'm in a really foul mood for some reason so I'm going to bed but I thought you might appreciate this first.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# YAY! SUCK THEIR LITTLE SOULS DRY WITH THE PIPES THE PIPES THE PIPES

THE PIPES THE PIPES THE PIPES
THE LIES    THE LIES    THE LIES
THE PIPES THE PIPES THE PIPES
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# SUCK DRY THEIR SOULS
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# CHEER UP, YOU WHORES PURSE.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# FUCK YOU YER SCROTUM
i'll be better after ten hours sleep

and some prozac
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Eat some drugs and crymax.
You'll feel a bunch better.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I have no idea what crymax is
but I like the cut of your jib.

OK, bedtime now, and a late arrival at work tomorrow.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# sorry to hear that fella
friday should help things


failing that, buy a Crunchie ;)

ah pipes! gotta somke 'em
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] needs no editing
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Yeah but the idea is you're supposed to edit it.
Dude.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# cba
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Oh no, you're choking on dicks.
I drew some cowboy boots on it for you:
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# good work
you deserve a promotion
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# i love you
no seriously
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# We're best friends.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# NETIQUETTE
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# DUDE
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# BOOTS!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# thems some hot boots!
yeeeeehaw!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Ahh ghanian pepper
but its not shopped?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# it's also leeched from wikimedia but y'know, cba
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# nhfxcg
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:12, archived)
# it's not shopped, it's still on the shelves... ;)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# *groan*


(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I'd flame, but...
cba
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# you
disappoint with your lack of flameliness
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
Ah, I see the ninja have been by to nick letters. Pesky things.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:13, archived)
# happier?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# COOL BOOTS
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a Granny Smith, If your granny is an undead apple
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Hello, undead apple
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if dog counts as a foodstuff but...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Haha I can imagine this talking
I'd like to see it animated
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Just watch Rainbow
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Their cover of "Since you been gone" was pretty good
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I EAT YOUR SKIN
 

 
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Wwwoooaaaahfffuuccck.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahahhaha
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# THEN THE SCREAMING AND PUKING STARTS
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# THEN TEABREAK IS OVER AND IT GETS SERIOUS
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# ahahhahhahhhhahhahahahhaaahahhha
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:08, archived)
# YES!
that's what it needed
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# leave it two minutes
and i'm sure herman will oblige in a new thread


edit: buggernuts, rapitinui made a liar out of me
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Of course dog is foods
Dear B3ta, I ate a red hot mini pizza straight from the oven and completely burnt the skin off the roof of my mouth - please advise.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# repeat this activity multiple times
but make sure the camera is running
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Step 3) Upload to Youtube
Step 4) Profit!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# *switches on oven*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# alcohol.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# yoghurt
you need yoghurt with honey

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I don't have any, but I do have some Advocaat
I shall combine Mr. Man's suggestion with dairy produce (eggs) and drink this.

Much obliged
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Mmmm
you could try anything milky like a pint of baileys. spicey food is non-polar so is low water solkuble.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Suck on a tube of moisturiser
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Is that
your favoured chatup line?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:35, archived)
# No
Not even close
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I have done this on many occasions
Rub your tongue on the now smooth roof of mouth
enjoy
...
profit
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahah i am doing that now
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:47, archived)
# drink more piss
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# do the same to your tongue to match it
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Blood orgy.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:39, archived)
# SEX FUNERAL
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# NIGHT FEVAH, NIGHT FE-VAH
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Sandpaper and iodine.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Kill yourself.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:20, archived)
# T_T
Harsh, dude.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Sell more dick
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# this is one of my favourite jokes
so have the letter b

b

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Aw thanks!
B is one of my favourite letters!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# it is if your Korean
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:42, archived)
# If my Korean what?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# We'll never know
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 10:21, archived)
# this is beautiful!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:41, archived)
# big city
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# OMG ANTZ!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAANNNNNTS!
blimey, that is some woo and some ARGH!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ALSO
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:44, archived)
# :D
i still don't get how you can do these so quickly
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:46, archived)
# They are fun. And yours especially.
Which helps, but it's simple enough to do once you get
the tone methods clear in your mind. But details will soak
up your time. I sort of wash large areas and then start in
adding more details until it looks good enough to post. [/;-D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ants on stilts!
aaargghh!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS, KING OF ANTS
 
woo!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# LOOK UPON MY THORAX YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:32, archived)
# HAIL ANTS
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:20, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Exploding head man.
Oi Walrus, whats happening with the exploding head man.

I've pm'd you.

Deko.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 8:17, archived)
# FFS, why aren't you famous and rich yet?
This is all kinds of awesome.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] the essence of flavour
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# that's making my
brain hurt
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# dont eat any more you mad fool!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# In the words of Kerr Avon
Have you considered amputation?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# *tries*
oww
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I like him
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# What did Valin do to him?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I think he's ready to
attack

grrrr
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# He might want to lose the hat
before the hunt on Boxing Day.

Or is it a crafty disguise?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:19, archived)
# i knew id seen him somewhere before!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Q&D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Plus everytime she comes she shout's her ex'es name :(
Must be hard for poor ol' Joseph.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# He yells too.
There's no atheists in foxy holes.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# ha haaaa!
must be an old joke, but new to me
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)
# ahhahh.
yes it has been a little bit controversial
www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU0912/S00219.htm

some loony has already painted over it, in a charming shade of shit brown
now that's pretty disrespectful I thought
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Apparently, Goatsecx did it.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:47, archived)
# lol viral
it was worth scrolling down to the bottom where someone's posted a copy of Serrano's Piss Christ
 
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:24, archived)
# ah the old tug action
"Helps prevent blue ball"
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# been feeling creative *rubs hands*

been working on this one slowly for most of last night, and still in shock at 5 source images.
Sources
road in sunset - flickr - starting image
infolink - motorway tunnel
sunset
tree
Grass
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# good effort man
perspective is always a bastard

*clicks*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Thank you squire.
it's not perfect, and I plan to add more eventually
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# oh yes
TJ how bizarre - snow and lightening?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Works out nicely.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Thank you
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# this is pretty awesome
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Have I forgotten anyone?

I hope Butters Doesn't mind me borrowing his pic - it seemed to fit in.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEKS?!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I don't want to change my marklars
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# So sayeth the spideeerrrr
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# This one page took about a week to complete
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Ewww
You sneezed on it!

Looking good. Do we have to make up our own plot for it?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# No, there is a plot
of sorts
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# frame 4
some kind of nipple controlled ipod?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# *patents this idea*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I think it's pretty obviously a camera unless you're going out of your way to misinterpret it
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# you dropped yer dummy sweetheart
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# just for fun?
or you doing a project?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# It's a project I'm doing for fun
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# sacks! BURLAP sacks!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# There's a worm. With tinsel on.
A tinselworm.

*grasses on Sticky Label to Bill Bailey for copyright theft*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# DON'T TRY AND MISINTERPRET HIS WORK!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:54, archived)
# What's in the bag?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# these are looking good
how do you link to a thumbnail in photobucket btw?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# massive awesome.
i like this a lot.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:14, archived)
# DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS
look! someone's thrown a hot dog into the cage!

do not feed the animals

I don't know, kids these days!!!

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *tumbleweed*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# "Practice on a hotdog first, otherwise you might rip your dick off".
/Don't mind me. Still chuckling over S.S.S. Dark Side
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# lolz:D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
#
I have no fucking clue what's going on.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:36, archived)
# female bonobo's lady areas
look like hotdog buns

I just added the frankfurt ;)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Clive has started quite early this year
He's been getting squiffy every night.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Yeh
He looks very happy with his Tesco Value Death Star
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# He knows nothing about Star Trek Wars
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ;P
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hmm
Is that a Star Trek Wars costume he is wearing?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Then he can't be seduced by the dark side of the Guiness
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Lully! Lula lay
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hip Hip Hooray !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# kitty
bling!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# YAY CLIVE!!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# \0/
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ^ this
That's lovely prodge :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Excellent
Haven't seen Clive around here in a while
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# He grew up
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Guinness Disco Christmas Kitty!...Yeah!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Here goes....

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!
proper lol at that :D

*click*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# bum noodles
eyew!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# All wok and no play . . .
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hehe
I'll be whacking a load of satay sauce on that!

mmmmmmmmmm
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# I can't see google's mostly sunny symbol, now, without thinking of something else...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Godse?
:D
(, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Close the compo
We have ourselves a winner!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot Pickle
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hmmm... now you see I have a dilema here
on one hand I want to be ill as I hate gherkins. On the other, it has cheese. Cheesy gherkin might be tasty.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:32, archived)
# She appears to have the same dilemma !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
might will
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Right, thats that settled
off to McDonald's for a big mac with extra pickle!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# i'd rather ride on my motorcicle
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I'm sure that that would tickle . . . your fancy !
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# It was a cucumber 2 minutes ago!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# this is self explainitory...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# now you're just being a dick
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Don't feed the troll.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
# FAQs
subtle hint.....
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# can you explain it to me?

edit

ps fuck off and die
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# oh
well bugger this im going back to listening to my music

/storms off in a huff, slams door.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I SAID I SLAMMED THE DOOR
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I NO
my collection of star trek figures wobbled.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# mate this ain't 4chan
things posted here are about quality, not quantity
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ...until you read the faq or get a clue...
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# step away from the L plate ....and close the door on your way out.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)

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