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# From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# lovely!
how did you do the reflection map? it works really well.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# alas I found the quadpod on google
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Ah well
it fits the picture really well :)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Overcast skies,
the compers friend...

(I think the long shadows on the ickle martians were uneeded BTW, a teeny bit of darkening under them would have placed them convincingly I reckon)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Is that a forth leg on that tripod?
Or is he just pleased to see me?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)
# tripod is soooo 2009
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# He's SO 2000 and late!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# like whatever
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# If they're doomed
then I for one don't welcome our quadripedal metal overlords.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:28, archived)
# They arrived in London then?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 15:37, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT YOUR LIFE IS LIKE


also i updated www.microwaving.net with new pics/web 2.0 technology
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# GJM!
also where can i find that game you made?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# i should really put this in my profile
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# you really should, microwave!
a superb game there.
GJM :D
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# this is, indeed, what my life is like
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# You old git!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# top of the afternoon to you sir
how the devil are you?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# not bad
hows things your end?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# This is a really good website.
Do you have a messageboard and/or a newsletter?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# loving the new site
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# 10/10.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# It least he did what his mum said
and wore his bicycle clip.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# lots of lovely stuff
there - nice work!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Hannah Montana Kleenex
Genius... or not really thought out properly?

(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *invests*
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# *insocks*
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# *inpants*
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# *inshoes*
I inshoe you, this is the right thing to do.

ok, it's "enshoe"
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I'll take twelvety
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hehehe:DD
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
How does one respond appropriately to this?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# with lube
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# smoothly eh?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Like this ¬

(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The first time I saw the name Hannah Montana
was here I think and I just assumed (naturally for b3ta) that it was the name of a pr0n star. Imagine my surprise when I then saw a photo of her. Then imagine my *doh* moment at finding out the truth.

This place has ruined me. Ruined!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# It does sound a lot like a porn star's name.
Actually so does Miley Cyrus, to be honest.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# you are a sitting wreck
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Am I alone in finding them creepy?
I can't even remember their original role in the series now. Good image btw.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Creepy ood
was their original role.

Their new role is super-powered gimboids.

Thank fuck RTD has left now.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Yes.
I never thought I would say that but yes so am I.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# woo
Cerberus had better watch out,
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# DWEI
(dog will eat itself)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# 410 gone bonkers
prbly bindun, but anyways:
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# HIV, greater than high fives?
SICKENING.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# actually, it describes how you can contract high five from hiv
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Detail this relationship for me.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# well can you see how improvident high fives can give you hiv?
this is basically the same, only the other way around...
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I hope you've published a paper on this matter. It's of grave radportance*.
*Rad importance.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Got my D&D books out today...
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# i see..
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# People are always misspelling
Manual.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Well,
Now you can hold your head up high because you've finally got them back for all their misspelling woes. Bravo sir, bravo.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Well I like it.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Arf!
/gaming geek
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# 7 Shape ... literary heavy weight


7-Shape Vector Albert Camus (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View All - My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tans
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(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# This hasn't gotten nearly as much love as it deserves
Therefore:
This is fabulous as always.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Awesome blue dude, Logovend!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# haha poor dog
Christmas ends today in our house. The tree is already down.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Christmas never ends here (Barcelona)
We have to wait until the 6th of Jan (Kings Day) before we can officially tell chrimble to fuck off (presents happen on the 6th)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# haha
silly christians
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Christmas bloody ends on Christmas morning at my folks' house
While we're opening presents my Dad's standing there holding a bin liner open, telling us to put the wrapping paper in it. Then when the opening of presents, the focus of Christmas and festive fun is over, he ties the bag up noisily and walks to the bin saying "Right, Christmas is over for another year".
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# he sounds like my kind of man
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# i like your dad
ours was done by the time the queen had finished talking, just as it should be. i'm glad the rest of the world has finally caught up with me now, roll on easter.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# christmas never really got going here
sad times indeed.

We have to wait until the 6 th to take down the tree
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Christmas is always an anti-climax
they build up to it from November and then you get all the cookery programs and when it happens you just sit there ina drunken stupor thinking "Is that it!?"

Hi DotF lovely drawing as per usual standard :D
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Poor Rover
I hope he is at least still feasting on turkey leftovers.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Aww!
Now he'll have to wait another 7 years for the next one
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Poor doggie :(
He's such a good boy too. If he came to live with me Christmas would never end and he could wear his hat and eat turkey and pudding and get presents every day.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Pearls of Wisdom
In Cartoon Form
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)
# i saw something down there


and this is about the sum of my interest
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ha!
very good

EDIT: Anagram of Celebrity Big Brother = Right To Celeb Bribery
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Is this to show the inherent racism in the system?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# yeah, sickipedia
home from home for the BNP types...
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Sickipedia is inherently racist
as much as it's full of rapists.
(, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
#
Logic fail.
(, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# My first decent image here

WARNING: May give you AIDS!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)
# ^ needs more hairs...
but Woo!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Like so?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Messing about with the Shape3D tool in Paint.NET...
Made from scratch, no less.

(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:15, archived)
# 4rf!
woo to this.

EDIT: 'lo
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Diildo Fuul.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Ah, true...
Is it just me or are Ikea instructions getting worse?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Insert connecting rod A into Back Section 2. Rotate coupling device pro-clockwise and initiate bonding sequence.
Connectory Alignment must be within a 0.2 micrometres tolerance. Disable all auxiliary systems and ensure that Flat Piece D and Flat Piece C are at combined sufficiently at the key intersect. Check and maintain Flat Piece A at all times. Simply engage the Allen Key and render the items labelled Part 9 and Back Section into a solid singularity. Conflagration should not occur at this point in construction. All remaining pieces at this time are optional and do not necessarily have to be included in the build.

Congratulations on your new desk.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# The word "Simply" makes this description great.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
Needs more linΓ«s and dΓΈts for Ikea, though.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Sorry to be a pedant but...
A dildo doesn't take batteries, a vibrator does... it's a common misconception in the amateur porn world these days but one I intend to eradicate!
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I made a fluffy.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:09, archived)
# Evil murdering rodent bastids.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:10, archived)
# Just after I posted mine
I was thinking that it needed a 'fin' as a touch of extra class.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:11, archived)
# It makes it all art-housey.
Wow, /talk is odd.

edit: SA are 1-1!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# it fluffeh tiem?

(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:15, archived)
# There seems to be some argument there.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:20, archived)
# This is why kids shouldn't have drugs.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:28, archived)
#
n't
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:44, archived)
# splat!
:)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 8:00, archived)
# first?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)
# murdering cartoonists with axes ftw!

(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:11, archived)
# I'm sure your embassy will burn either way.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:12, archived)
# first for what?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)
# It was the first post on the main b3ta board of 2010.
Technically.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:21, archived)
# Jihad to do it!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:26, archived)
# ^spangs five times a day, every day^
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:36, archived)
# I aim to please.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:38, archived)
# Some friends of my grandparents
had a ghastly little ceramic tile-picture in their bog.
Along with a horrid depiction of a little boy having a slash, it had the words:
"We aim to please.
Will you aim too, please?"

Of course, even my sister felt obliged to fucking miss.

In fact, it took physical force to prevent me taking a dump on their sodding doorstep.

I was only 46 at the time.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Ha ha! Wee rage!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:54, archived)
# It makes me think.
OK... Where shall I aim next.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:07, archived)
# Someone elses' floor.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:10, archived)
# I was thinking
the sign, the loo roll holder, under the door...
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:13, archived)
# The deed-holder's gob.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Derka derka derka
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:34, archived)
# BUMMY RABBITS!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# They're real happy bunbuns.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)
# They are in love.
X X X
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# Bum chums.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:02, archived)
# I think they are bummy rabbits.
Although they may be Arse Hares.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# North American Crackalopes?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat
But I can pull a hare out of my arse.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# WHERE ARE THE TITS!?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Have a lovely pair of great tits:
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# Teach me EVERYTHING about birds.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)
# They evolved from raptors.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:16, archived)
# Fly, feed, fuck, fart.
Although not necessarily in that order all the time.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# Is that EVERYTHING because it doesn't sound like EVERYTHING?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:28, archived)
# I forgot 'feathers'
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)
# He forgot;
feathers, fluttery, flap, figet, fudge, fingers, France, fire, flamingo, fortune, flash and finally.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# Finally, the conclusive guide I need.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:34, archived)
# Adding finally to the list.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:40, archived)
# Those do not look like rabbit tits.
I AM EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:20, archived)
# The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny had great tits.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Fucking filthy furry.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# In that case so are all Scottish people.
en.wikifur.com/wiki/Cadbury_Caramel_Bunny
"the Scottish newspaper Edinburgh Evening News voted the Caramel Bunny the third sexiest cartoon character of all time"
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:43, archived)
# She also has no tits.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Are you calling all Scottish people paedophiles as well?
You better be pretty fucking careful.
Scottish people are nails.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# I'm just refering to what you said about her having great tits.
I wouldn't want to insult the scots, those fucking ginger drunkards.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# I swear she had tits in some of the adverts.
Maybe she had surgery.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:00, archived)
# All Scottish people are criminals of one sort or another.
God, don't you even watch telly?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:24, archived)
# I stumbled upon an old thread
where a boarder likened that sort of thing to bestial porn. Google 'squirrels with tits' and it appears...
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:26, archived)
# Some people find stuff like that really terrible for some reason.
I think they're like those hooligans who are gay, but refuse to accept it and spend their time beating on gays.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Pfft!
Sounds about the size of it. Possibly they had a crush on Cheetara as a kid and never got over it.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# Yeah, you're talking about Pedantichrist? He's a bit strange.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Oh wow, I even replied to that picture.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:38, archived)
# In fairness
finding animals with human sexual characteristics arousing is, by definition, a sexual perversion. There's no question about that.
Having said that, pedantichrist's assertion that it's also evidence of paedophilia is pretty bizarre. I think there's a good chance he was just trolling though.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:53, archived)
# I'd say something here, but what with me eyeing up a bunny ear hat I better stay quiet before rumours start.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# Havin sex with hats is just rong dude.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# But they're so sexy and hatty
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:01, archived)
# Hey, that's pretty good. Here is my illustration:

You will of course notice their bitchhottedness.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)
# That is truly bitch hot.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Fuck me that's hot!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)
# The horror!
It seems that the sexy voice behind the sexy rabbit, was Miriam Margolyes... This has dampened my ardour somewhat
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 8:57, archived)
# It says Bumpliz!
BUM PLEASE
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# LAWKS!!!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13, archived)
# ANUS ANUSAUR
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:21, archived)
# Got a txt yesterday evening telling me my guinea pig Syd had copped it.
Bought him, and all the stuff, two years ago without telling my landlord.
I wasn't the best pet-keeper - didn't have a clue what to do once he started reeking of piss, for example - but I would've got the hang of it before he suffered too much. He was a charming lil' fella.
Said cunt of a landlord, an alcoholic with a bipolar disorder and a soft spot for Staffordshire Bull Terriers, ordered me to get rid of 'it' quick, before 'it' ended up in a skip, once he discovered Syd's existence. It seemed to be pure spite, but there was no reasoning with the prick. Even his own children despised him.
So I made a few calls, and my mate's nephews agreed to take him in. Not the nicest pair of lads. Syd was kept in a garage and, from what I can tell, wasn't tormented as such. And it was better than being fed to a Staffy.
But I think he was neglected. I suspect hypothermia. Neglect rather than out-and-out abuse. They just got bored with him, and busy-busy parents allowed it to happen.

Rest in peace, Syd. Keep on making that funny noise.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# That is very, very sad :(
I bought my girlfriend a robotic guinea pig last year and a go go hamster this christmas. She hasn't managed to kill them yet. I would never, ever trust her with real animals.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# I now know not to trust myself with real animals. Learnt my lesson - at Syd's expense, it seems.
Can't even take reasonable care of myself yet!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)
# Oh god
That reminds me, I bought a girlfriend a Tamagochi once.
She handed it back after a fortnight, saying: "Sorry, it's turned out a fucking retard."
She was right. It had.
I was rid or her fairly swiftly.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Tamongochi
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:06, archived)
# rest in peas syd, 4eva in ower harts
ur wid da angels now
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
But blimey are those arses for real??
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# brap brap


(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)
# ah, he'll be delighted :D
nights all
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)
# night
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)
# This is curiously lovely.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)
# |,|,|'|'|`|`|'|'|
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Compo it.
It sort of looks like graphs
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)
# See
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:05, archived)
# I remember these!
I REMEMBER, MOFAHA
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)
# The thing is
so do I, but I'm having trouble remembering how I made them. I have one of the PSDs open right now so I can see all the ingredients, but I'm still not sure how I arrived at some of the stages.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:23, archived)
# Hmmm

I think I've got the basic technique but I'm missing some of the steps/details. Most of them were smoother and more fluid than this I think.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:28, archived)
# Graphariffic.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Your comment made me wonder what it would look like flipped
so I've rotated it 180
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# Oh good, I'm not going crazy.
Now it looks like a city.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)
# I think I made a city one
at least it looked like a city to me at the time.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Here

I was seeing the horizontal lines as motion-blurred light trails from cars.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Ooo. Pretty.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Have you just turned this upside down?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:33, archived)
# Cloth market on a rainy day.
edit: Now with wet street reflection.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:32, archived)
# It's always raining in Clothtown.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Oh dear god the mildew.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Oh fuck I loved everyone of these you did. I still have a couple saved, I believe.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# Aww, cheers :)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:44, archived)
# <3
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)
# This one looks like a graphic visual thing on a music player.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:50, archived)
# wonder what you would be describing with a graph looking like that
(late with this I know but I just got up and the board hasn't moved for a bit anyway)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# i like all this shit, yo
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:00, archived)
# How are you doing these?
I need a PSD+history or recipe file. I can offer a pint in a non-Wetherspoon Scouselandian pub or a seamhorse sort of picture of an elephant with 5 trunks.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Start by doing a background layer with a bunch of colours all over it
Do a new layer that is all black

Erase certain parts of the black layer

Just like with pastels and black paint when I was a kid
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:19, archived)
# (something about channels and paths)
(something about scraperboards)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:45, archived)
# LFuEnJS
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:00, archived)
# Awesome, brah.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I just realized it reminds me of a rabbit.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:45, archived)
# stay away from my digits.
thumb fiend :(
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Using maths to explain...maths


This picture courtesy of Wikipedia proves that 1/4 + 1/16 + 1/64 + 1/256 + ... = 1/3.

Let’s say the whole area in this picture has an area of 1. Now concentrate on the black squares. The one in the bottom left hand corner is 1/4 of the total area. The next black square is a quarter of the top right hand corner a quarter the size of the biggest black square so 1/16 of the total area. The next one is a quarter again 1/64 and so on. So we know that all of the black squares together are equal to 1/4 + 1/16 + 1/64 + 1/256 + ...

Now look at the grey squares. In total they are the same as the black squares. Similarly the white squares are in the same arrangement as the black squares. We have three identical sequences of squares and when added together they give the total area of 1. Consequently we can conclude each sequence of squares has area 1/3. So 1/4 + 1/16 + 1/64 + 1/256 + ... = 1/3.

I know this isn't funny but it is big and it is clever and I like this sort of thing.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# It's not big, thank fuck,
and it's not that clever either.

Fuck off!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)
# This is big, dammit
And really clever too

Welcome to the family.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
# This was supposed to be the opposite of sushi's post but now there's a fucking hamster in the middle.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Thanks bro
This is really good.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Hahaha. Awesome :)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Oh, so now my post was wasted!
Cheers cunt!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Here, have a blank one of mine.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Too fucking late man!
TOO FUCKING LATE!

You have made me so angry now that I am going to listen to RAP MUSIC!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXMKmxR3avc
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Man up and get over it.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I AM NOT MAXIMINIUS!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I'm still buying a bunny hat when I get the chance.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Nice one Furry!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:20, archived)
# You're just jealous of my soon to be awesome ear hat.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Really, I'm not.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)
# You're either lying or dead inside.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Or, and just try this one out for size,
I don't garner pleasure from wearing animal costumes.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# It's not a costume, it's a hat with ears.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# Well, I quite like it
But it is the kind of thing I like.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:53, archived)
# It's okay, don't let sushi dictate the mood
Rage against the whoop
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Fuck you, I won't flame who you tell me.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I just found out that a snails anus is closer to its brain than almost all of its other organs.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:03, archived)
# That's the respiratory pore.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Pneumostome! >:(
I hate those things. But the annotation above points out the snails anus, which is clearly closer to its brain than the lung, heart, liver, stomach, kidney and foot D:
Wait, scratch that last one.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# how its know
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:56, archived)
# I can take limits herpaderp
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:01, archived)
# No no, no no no no, no no no no, there's no limit
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:04, archived)
# I have been ruined by team america
i read "herpaderp" and all my brain said in response was "muhammad jihad"
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)
# I've just had a thought everybody
A "plummet" is a small plum.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I vote for this to be in the next dictionary.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# In the plural that's "plummets" then
There aren't enough words to describe a gentleman with unusually small plums.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)
# So what's a socket?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)
# something you empty your plums into
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)
# i think your profile pic is missing a glass of orange juice and a croissant
*i'll be nice and not shop them on, but i can't be held responsible for any other b3tans actions*
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)
# So long as the picture isn't also flipped horizontally we'll know which is the original
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)
# I will kill again.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)
# that's
your answer to everything
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Shirley Manson can't make music
Your maths is wrong
And Buffy was a whore


Books are ok though.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)
# tl;dr
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:44, archived)
# I think you actually make a valid point about science
as you can see, using mathematics to explain something which is allready expressed in mathematics just digs us further and further away from reality. likewise, we can move backward through the same fractal explaining abstract concepts using everyday objects and closer and closer to real.

It is all inside itself and outside itself simultaneously.

Narim hassein explains this in his 'fractal universe' lectures; here
Though, he's not a scientist.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Oh god, not him again.
As far as I can tell he's just doing his best to misunderstand and jam together random bits of science he's read. Probably while stoned.

Now for a REAL fractal universe theory check out Laurent Nottale and his "Scale Relativity".
(, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 21:05, archived)
# ART
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Arts is bum bum!
I don't get this picture :(
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:52, archived)
# WHAT'S THE FUCK! EXTRA LEG?!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:10, archived)
# No, she is missing one leg and the other is backwards.
EDIT this was supposed to be a reply to Discomeats but I clicked the wrong button.
Now I feel I've let everybody down :-(
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)
# It's ok.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Ha
Right, submit it as a compo idea.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# The hamster eating spaghetti compo?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# how could that be understood in any other way
you have my vote
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Shit, Im playing Assassins creed 2 and it's just like this
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)
# I'll pretend you said MW2 and you're pretending that's what it's like as you sit in the boat in Estate.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:34, archived)
# I normally sing "im in a boat" when Im in the boat
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Why does everyone love I'm on a boat more than this?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# in borderlands you get an achievement for standing on a useless boat
its called "YOU'RE ON A BOAT!"
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Yay for silly achievement names :D
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Is there an achievement for fucking a mermaid
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# There better be.
Although, that is quite an achievement in itself.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# \o/
I normally lie down and pretend I'm a turtle with its shell on backwards.
But really I normally get shot and die.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Fucking tuttles. They are annoying on objective based games
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Don't most games have an objective of some sort?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# The ones that include bombs and shit
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# hah
glad it wasn't just me!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Awww of course you are
But just not today, I need some rest.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# hahaha, yes!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)
# sweep sweep
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(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Top!
And damn you. not only did you do it quicker than me you did it better too
www.b3ta.com/board/9858099
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# you were a worthy opponent!
*you may have started after me though, i guess we will never know*
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)
# FASTER
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)

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