(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:25,
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with lube
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:25,
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smoothly eh?
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:26,
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Like this ¬
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:56,
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The first time I saw the name Hannah Montana
was here I think and I just assumed (naturally for b3ta) that it was the name of a pr0n star. Imagine my surprise when I then saw a photo of her. Then imagine my *doh* moment at finding out the truth.
This place has ruined me. Ruined!
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:30,
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It does sound a lot like a porn star's name.
Actually so does Miley Cyrus, to be honest.
(CatfishMa, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:46,
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you are a sitting wreck
(ZhmeiHEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 17:41,
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(Harpo MarxismDo not swim when sick with diarrhea,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:07,
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Am I alone in finding them creepy?
I can't even remember their original role in the series now. Good image btw.
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:31,
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Creepy ood
was their original role.
Their new role is super-powered gimboids.
Thank fuck RTD has left now.
(TrooTroo Barney McGrew,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:04,
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Yes.
I never thought I would say that but yes so am I.
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 19:47,
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(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:03,
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i see..
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 13:27,
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People are always misspelling
Manual.
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 15:29,
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Well,
Now you can hold your head up high because you've finally got them back for all their misspelling woes. Bravo sir, bravo.
(CatfishMa, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:44,
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Well I like it.
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:27,
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Arf!
/gaming geek
(Tribsπ¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 16:53,
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7 Shape ... literary heavy weight
7-Shape Vector Albert Camus (T-shirt) - If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project, then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous people that you might want to see.
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:34,
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Christmas bloody ends on Christmas morning at my folks' house
While we're opening presents my Dad's standing there holding a bin liner open, telling us to put the wrapping paper in it. Then when the opening of presents, the focus of Christmas and festive fun is over, he ties the bag up noisily and walks to the bin saying "Right, Christmas is over for another year".
(Ysolab abl blap,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 11:58,
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he sounds like my kind of man
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:34,
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i like your dad
ours was done by the time the queen had finished talking, just as it should be. i'm glad the rest of the world has finally caught up with me now, roll on easter.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:36,
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christmas never really got going here
sad times indeed.
We have to wait until the 6 th to take down the tree
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:03,
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Christmas is always an anti-climax
they build up to it from November and then you get all the cookery programs and when it happens you just sit there ina drunken stupor thinking "Is that it!?"
Hi DotF lovely drawing as per usual standard :D
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:33,
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lovely stuff
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:36,
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Poor Rover
I hope he is at least still feasting on turkey leftovers.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 12:40,
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Aww!
Now he'll have to wait another 7 years for the next one
He's such a good boy too. If he came to live with me Christmas would never end and he could wear his hat and eat turkey and pudding and get presents every day.
(wuffle, the b3ta bunny's flea collar isn't working on,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 14:35,
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Is it just me or are Ikea instructions getting worse?
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:27,
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Insert connecting rod A into Back Section 2. Rotate coupling device pro-clockwise and initiate bonding sequence.
Connectory Alignment must be within a 0.2 micrometres tolerance. Disable all auxiliary systems and ensure that Flat Piece D and Flat Piece C are at combined sufficiently at the key intersect. Check and maintain Flat Piece A at all times. Simply engage the Allen Key and render the items labelled Part 9 and Back Section into a solid singularity. Conflagration should not occur at this point in construction. All remaining pieces at this time are optional and do not necessarily have to be included in the build.
had a ghastly little ceramic tile-picture in their bog. Along with a horrid depiction of a little boy having a slash, it had the words: "We aim to please. Will you aim too, please?"
Of course, even my sister felt obliged to fucking miss.
In fact, it took physical force to prevent me taking a dump on their sodding doorstep.
I was only 46 at the time.
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:51,
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Ha ha! Wee rage!
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:54,
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finding animals with human sexual characteristics arousing is, by definition, a sexual perversion. There's no question about that. Having said that, pedantichrist's assertion that it's also evidence of paedophilia is pretty bizarre. I think there's a good chance he was just trolling though.
(mofahaβ( Λ_Λ)β Κ (Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:44,
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^ this.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:53,
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I'd say something here, but what with me eyeing up a bunny ear hat I better stay quiet before rumours start.
(e1bowparts of this page are not secure,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:32,
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That is truly bitch hot.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:35,
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Fuck me that's hot!
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:45,
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The horror!
It seems that the sexy voice behind the sexy rabbit, was Miriam Margolyes... This has dampened my ardour somewhat
(simbosanis too tired,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 8:57,
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It says Bumpliz!
BUM PLEASE
(Ysolab abl blap,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:18,
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LAWKS!!!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:13,
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ANUS ANUSAUR
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:21,
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Got a txt yesterday evening telling me my guinea pig Syd had copped it.
Bought him, and all the stuff, two years ago without telling my landlord. I wasn't the best pet-keeper - didn't have a clue what to do once he started reeking of piss, for example - but I would've got the hang of it before he suffered too much. He was a charming lil' fella. Said cunt of a landlord, an alcoholic with a bipolar disorder and a soft spot for Staffordshire Bull Terriers, ordered me to get rid of 'it' quick, before 'it' ended up in a skip, once he discovered Syd's existence. It seemed to be pure spite, but there was no reasoning with the prick. Even his own children despised him. So I made a few calls, and my mate's nephews agreed to take him in. Not the nicest pair of lads. Syd was kept in a garage and, from what I can tell, wasn't tormented as such. And it was better than being fed to a Staffy. But I think he was neglected. I suspect hypothermia. Neglect rather than out-and-out abuse. They just got bored with him, and busy-busy parents allowed it to happen.
Rest in peace, Syd. Keep on making that funny noise.
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:51,
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That is very, very sad :(
I bought my girlfriend a robotic guinea pig last year and a go go hamster this christmas. She hasn't managed to kill them yet. I would never, ever trust her with real animals.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:54,
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I now know not to trust myself with real animals. Learnt my lesson - at Syd's expense, it seems.
Can't even take reasonable care of myself yet!
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:59,
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Oh god
That reminds me, I bought a girlfriend a Tamagochi once. She handed it back after a fortnight, saying: "Sorry, it's turned out a fucking retard." She was right. It had. I was rid or her fairly swiftly.
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:04,
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Hahahaha
Tamongochi
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 6:06,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:50,
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Compo it.
It sort of looks like graphs
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:54,
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See
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:05,
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I remember these!
I REMEMBER, MOFAHA
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:14,
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The thing is
so do I, but I'm having trouble remembering how I made them. I have one of the PSDs open right now so I can see all the ingredients, but I'm still not sure how I arrived at some of the stages.
(mofahaβ( Λ_Λ)β Κ (Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:23,
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Hmmm
I think I've got the basic technique but I'm missing some of the steps/details. Most of them were smoother and more fluid than this I think.
(mofahaβ( Λ_Λ)β Κ (Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 4:28,
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wonder what you would be describing with a graph looking like that
(late with this I know but I just got up and the board hasn't moved for a bit anyway)
(Ysolab abl blap,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:18,
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i like all this shit, yo
(e1bowparts of this page are not secure,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:00,
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How are you doing these?
I need a PSD+history or recipe file. I can offer a pint in a non-Wetherspoon Scouselandian pub or a seamhorse sort of picture of an elephant with 5 trunks.
(ReallyEvilCaninelooks like an upside-down question mark with hair,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 10:24,
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Start by doing a background layer with a bunch of colours all over it
Do a new layer that is all black
Erase certain parts of the black layer
Just like with pastels and black paint when I was a kid
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:19,
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(something about channels and paths)
(something about scraperboards)
(mofahaβ( Λ_Λ)β Κ (Μβ‘β)Κ,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 5:45,
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This picture courtesy of Wikipedia proves that 1/4 + 1/16 + 1/64 + 1/256 + ... = 1/3.
Letβs say the whole area in this picture has an area of 1. Now concentrate on the black squares. The one in the bottom left hand corner is 1/4 of the total area. The next black square is a quarter of the top right hand corner a quarter the size of the biggest black square so 1/16 of the total area. The next one is a quarter again 1/64 and so on. So we know that all of the black squares together are equal to 1/4 + 1/16 + 1/64 + 1/256 + ...
Now look at the grey squares. In total they are the same as the black squares. Similarly the white squares are in the same arrangement as the black squares. We have three identical sequences of squares and when added together they give the total area of 1. Consequently we can conclude each sequence of squares has area 1/3. So 1/4 + 1/16 + 1/64 + 1/256 + ... = 1/3.
I know this isn't funny but it is big and it is clever and I like this sort of thing.
(GarbageFandidn't know what to have as a board sig on,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:44,
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I hate those things. But the annotation above points out the snails anus, which is clearly closer to its brain than the lung, heart, liver, stomach, kidney and foot D: Wait, scratch that last one.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:08,
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how its know
(Sir Sand GOBLIN^popular page dis,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 2:56,
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I can take limits herpaderp
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:01,
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No no, no no no no, no no no no, there's no limit
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sun 3 Jan 2010, 3:04,
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I have been ruined by team america
i read "herpaderp" and all my brain said in response was "muhammad jihad"
I think you actually make a valid point about science
as you can see, using mathematics to explain something which is allready expressed in mathematics just digs us further and further away from reality. likewise, we can move backward through the same fractal explaining abstract concepts using everyday objects and closer and closer to real.
It is all inside itself and outside itself simultaneously.
Narim hassein explains this in his 'fractal universe' lectures; here Though, he's not a scientist.