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Well I like Maru, but I also like Simon's Cat, but who would win in a fight!?

Only one way to find out...

Inspired by a comment on the linksboard by Darklord...

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..wil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)

Maru. He's HUGE.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)

Ah but Simon's Cat has the advantage of cartoon infinity pockets...

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..wil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:18, archived)

Fuckin av im Maru!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)

maru hands down

look at the size of him , woo

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:17, archived)

Maru. He has bigger teeth.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:21, archived)

I love the paw action on that one!

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..wil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)

nice :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:24, archived)

C'mon Maru!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)

My cat's bigger

even Nedrie knew better than to mess with the cat fences

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:26, archived)

wooooo big fucking cat :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:29, archived)

bite yer head off, man!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)

Simon's Cat.

Hands down. He keeps a baseball bat under the bed don't you know. And he's good at making snowballs.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:37, archived)

Incorrect. Maru jumps into boxes. This trait alone makes him triumphant.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)

and he can catch a fly

I don't know why

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:40, archived)

Maru FTW!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:41, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)

we is not late to teh parteh?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:45, archived)

this one of the best things ever

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:46, archived)

ohhhh, shit!1

ooop! :P
b3ta.com/board/9860942

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)

I like Henry's Cat best.

You must have seen the movie; you must have read the book.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

Acne Boy!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)

hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)

Pantograph

crowbar last minute pea for the compo

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)

why am i looking at your cockhead?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)

Haha, what a twat.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)

HEY TTSSATTSR!

How are you?

I need some advice. Do you think you could give me some advice?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:06, archived)

Once it starts to hurt stop playing with it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)

I GUESS. WHAT IS IT?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:25, archived)

It's ok Ttssattsr!

I worked it out :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:31, archived)

I'm happy to have helped. I always try my hardest.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:33, archived)

I know.

I realised that I was just being a tard as usual.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:34, archived)

OH GOSH.

What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:35, archived)

I sorted all my musics out the other day,

but I added new stuff and it wasn't all sorting itself properly for some reason. Then I realised that a setting had changed :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:43, archived)

Do you use iTunes? I really hope you don't use iTunes.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:44, archived)

No.

I decided to give MediaMonkey Gold a go. I like it so far.

Is that ok Ttssattsr?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)

It's okay. It's a little bloated for my liking, but I'll roll with it for now.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:51, archived)

What do you use Mr Ttssattsr?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:52, archived)

Songbird.

I'd use F2k but I'm not a douche.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:55, archived)

What's F2k?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:56, archived)

Foobar 2000.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)

What's so special about it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:58, archived)

You have to be a self-important dick to use it.

Oh, I use F2k, I'm pretty great and all my music is super obscure and you wouldn't have heard of any of it.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:59, archived)

already seen that here i think?

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)

No....

I've just made it!

The orignal was much different, the lad had ARSE on his head!!!!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)

I've just made this lol :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)

I saw two people who made a 6 foot cock and balls out of snow

I hooted at them, I felt they should be applauded.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)

should have built hulk hogan

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)

I found that. I think it should win the compo.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)

*calculates chances of success*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:55, archived)

I predict that it will finish on Page 2 of the

compo pages! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:08, archived)

I clicked 'I like this'

as I always do when I see it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)

acne beard

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Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:02, archived)

anal beard

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)

How about some Snow Boobs?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)

its snowing on your tits

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)

Looking at the angle of that picture and the position of the gate...

..is that your neighbours' front garden you did that in??

If so bravo!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:48, archived)

I spotted what you did there

it was pimps

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)

Why is there a cock on my b3ta?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)

Coz I'm here! LOL!

How do Mediocre?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)

Hello

I am well. I am also very very tired, so I think Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:22, archived)

No wait, don't answer that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)

Sorry, I thought you'd paid for the special happy ending.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:16, archived)

some

nice pustular action there...

(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:46, archived)

i stole benkais joke and drew it because i liked it. good job benkai.

www.b3ta.com/board/9860685

sooperdooper

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sooperdave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)

Your sooper!

(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)

His sooper what?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)

scooper

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)

I caught one!

Its a redsushi!

(Sverre my password is "password", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)

A maze zing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)

I liked Benkai's, and I like yours :D

Also, in b4 Mofaha so I can say RACIST!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)

arf!

watch out for the giant nits!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

lol :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)

that man is too wee

just toooo weeeee

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Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

Look at the wee clothes!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)

it's so wee it has to be in a microscope

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Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)

Almost too wee.

THERE HE IS! COME OUT OF THERE, PRINCE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:51, archived)

Ha, this is like Hollywood remaking films from three years ago

The original is still on this page :)

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)

is it too soon?

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sooperdave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)

Too soon man! Too soon!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)

im sorry.

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sooperdave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:25, archived)

Nice one.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)

I love the hedgehog's expression.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)

~ ~ ~ neer ~ ~ ~

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)

hedgehog is not impressed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)

haha

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Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)

Yay for the bunneh.

Spiky must have deserved it. Bunnehs aren't rude for nothing you know.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:36, archived)

not toap btw

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)

Not text on a picture?

Let me guess... picture under text?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)

original

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)

Ah, a fine layer of snow :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)

Blimey. You had to 'shop the cat in and everything!

/404 ;)
nice piccy incidentally :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)

fixed

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)

I don't have any fucking snow, buddy.

Someone send me some.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)

Everything gets stuck in the slippery snow . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)

hahaha :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)

I apologise profusely

bindun?

(Hal Baffe, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)

booh hiss!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:06, archived)

nice

it is an irony in life that many of those with the most numbers in the bank are the people who least understand them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)

*times*

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)

hahaha

I love it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)

Funny

Cuz it's true! :)

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daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:00, archived)

Careful, my Eyesaur is a bit paranoid.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)

Your Eyesaur has every reason to be . . . everybody will want him for a pet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)

he will make

a good guard thing

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)

i want him as a pet

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)

and me :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)

Have a Kimballs instead...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)

Kimballs looks like it could reproduce itself !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)

haha

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:37, archived)

yay

it's a like a little Spore creature

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)

that reminds me

i must start playing legend of zelda again

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)

Laserbeam eyes!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)

Cunt him in the fuck!

with flaming hammers.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)

Fuck yes!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)

PEW PEW

ZAP

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Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:36, archived)

BEWARE OF TEH SNOWMAN!!!!

Click for bigger (123 kb)

(roger_rarebit, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)

*cocks proton gun*

let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)

Ghostbusters had amazing sound effects.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)

i may watch it tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)

I had a night back before christmas where me and my brother sat and watched both of them back to back.

Bloody awesome night.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)

this is what i was thinking

i've got the boxset myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)

Nice thinking Ray!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)

listen!

do you smell something?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)

Somebody is stuck in the iGlue !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)

eat that fucker.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)

Well...

My first animated GIF for a while, so be gentle! :)

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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)

Good Lord!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)

HAHA Loon!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)

*kills*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)

It does have a certain rhythm to it . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)

Hahahahha fuck

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)

Oh dear.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)

oh dear

have this link what I did found for your efforts
dmax.ro/index.php/2009/10/glume-geek/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)

haha AND WHAT A GIF

thats fab ahaha

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)

Yeah..

to text on a picture!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)

Shirley Bindun

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:19, archived)

Hahahahaha

Thats very silly.

EDIT: and potentially racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)

pitchforks and fire at the ready

burn the racist !!! rrhrh

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)

Tom Cruise is dicks.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)

Google Images: "pisstrumpet"

Who Dat?! lulz

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)

HAHAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)

It works for "messageboard full of shitcunts" too, and every result is b3ta on the first page.

Fucking win.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)

This is a person after my own heart.

Fucking exellent.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)

hahaha

b3ta.belm.co.uk/pasanonic_nsfw.gif

NSFW

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)

Hey Barbs,

Hoppy Neu Yearen all that, but can you tell me - what year is it?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:47, archived)

I can, but I'm not going to... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)

I will then.

The year 2010 is pronounced "11111011010," but for less formal situations "MMX"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)

lol :DD

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)

a better movie for sure!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)

edit:RISing?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)

Pfft!

Frame 2, Carol Vorderman fucked Tiger Woods?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)

still would

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wj-D5iF0oc&feature=related
(her not Carol Voldermort)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)

ZOMG - best of all the exclamations.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)

Only Tiger can pull off an 18 hole game

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)

A Thank You from Wikipedia Founder Jimmy Wales

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

You're enjoying After Effects aren't you :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

yes. I fucking love it :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)

why does it say herman when the flower explodes?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)

that is the flower's name

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)

lol :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)

Looks like you've busted your daisy :(

Nice effect btw

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)

Do you actually work, or just make animations all day? :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)

Yes i do work :D

went back 2 work 2 day :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)

Ah the Shatter Effect nicely done

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)

I keep reading that as Shatner Effect :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)

Altogether less impressive...

(twattybanjo, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:20, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)

Prettiness!

Congratulations on making prettiness!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)

MATHS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)

Topical!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)

Also, Garth Vader

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)

pffft...

"You'll nevah guess who I 'ad in the back o' my car the uvver day!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

Ha! Not seen this before :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

I always forget I done it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

These never get old!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)

*pops in one from left field*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)

*finds another*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)

I think I only post this after seeing your pic

edit:in hindsight that realy needs a *screech* at the end.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:53, archived)

I love this 1

hehehe:D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)

WHAT IS LOVE?

DODI DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

pffft!

/with odd dance

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)

if only she remembered Jimmy Savilles advice

Clunk Click Every Trip

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)

Oh I might have known!

Well played :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)

sorry....

I can't find the animated version now :(

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XLVII .uk, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)

Heh

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:41, archived)

'noon all!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)

Ha!

Fantastic! Welcome to b3ta!

EDIT: I just noticed your sig. What's the deal with all the new old people recently?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)

lost my login stuff

and i don't even remember the email address it had

besides, a change of name and stuff feels kind of refreshing

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)

Arghhh

not your fault and no offense to you intended, but "heaping spoonful" is one American phrase I can't get good with. Spoons cannot heap or perform any other action, since they are inanimate. INANIMATE I TELL YOU.
Come on guys, it's a heaped spoonful. You need to heap it yourself. The spoon is never going to manage it on its own.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)

but "heaped spoonful" doesn't sound as good as a name

heap heap heap!

also: it's not actually the spoon that's heaping, it's the spoonful

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)

"Heap" really quickly stops sounding like a real word if you say it a lot.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

so does "quest"

but that is unrelated to this discussion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)

This is true of many words

for example, squap.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)

Try also:

Lounge

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

Which should be spelt with a W anyway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)

Wounge?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)

Lownge, I'm guessing.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)

"thrintecket"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)

I have never heard that phrase before.

But now I am sad.

Welcome to "a whole nother" and "not that big of a deal"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

and "I could care less"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

Fucking americans!

I'm surprised you haven't gone all Virginia Tech on them yet ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)

Who says I haven't?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)

THE NEWS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

Maybe the media just can't find the right angle on mofaha's senseless massacre

So they haven't bothered reporting it.

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU DON'T READ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE WE BOTH DON'T KNOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)

Oh no you di'nt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

Holy shit nothing else angers me like that does.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)

I could care somewhat of a less

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

Don't provoke me, Benjamin. I'll cry all over EVERYTHING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)

How do you know I'm not a Benedict?

Or a Benoit?

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)

_{_{or bent lol}}

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)

I took a guess,

Benfurt.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)

Funny story

I'm actually Benzeltergiset

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

CHRIS BENOIT IS DEAD YOU INSENSITIVE BASTART

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

Sorry, I forgot that wound is still raw

As I rubbed salt into it.

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)

You do the Math!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)

One math. Mulitple maths. Extreme mathing.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)

Irregardless of their intention,

I hate Americans :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

I heard irregardless on something the other day and I fumed.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:33, archived)

I like irregradless.

But if we're playing the "words I don't like" game, then burglarize.

Which should of course be "burgulate".

Also: misusing momentarily. Planes that take off "momentarily" are not going to get anywhere.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)

I think it's "of a" that bothers me most.

It's somewhat of a common thing for Americans to say.

Maybe it's not that big of a problem.

I'm almost tempted to make my way through this list and change them all
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search="somewhat+of+a"

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)

I take the view that you can have a single "math".

Like, a field could be a math? Or a ring, or a group? Wheres kebab when we need his peculiar skills?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:41, archived)

"Legos", too

The fuck? We need to recolonise if only to teach them how to speak.

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

Next up : "Sheeps".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)

I actually just tensed up all of THE sudden when I read that!

It isn't just the unnecessary S, it's the fact that they pronounce it Laygos!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)

No they don't you daft cunt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)

Tightly wound elastic bands can unwind themselves

Could a heaped teaspoon unheap itself? Would it be heaping or unheaping in this example? I'm tired and confused.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)

have a spoonfilling of sugar.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)

does a spoonfilling only go to the rim of the spoon or does the sugar get heaped on top?

I NEED ANSWERS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)

To the rim is "a level teaspoon". Less than the rim is "a measly teaspoon".

If you pile the sugar into a mini-tower on the teaspoon, it's "a TOWERING INFERNO teaspoon".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)

Surely if it is a Towering Inferno teaspoon it will just be caramel?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)

Ooh lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)

yay :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

Hello there shiny new/old person.

I loves your fluffeh very much.

So b3tans why didn't I get any kind of effusive welcome when I started posting? Eh? Eh? *sobs uncontrollably* I never even got the red L plate. *sulks*

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:50, archived)

I didn't either, the first time

*hugs*

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)

Awwwww :)

Have a TOAP in exchange :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)

Probably because you didn't post on /board until you had been here

6 months, and even then it was in reply to a pic ;)

Also, you probably weren't on b3ta the first week of your membership, which would explain the lack of L Plate :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)

Story of my life *sigh*

I do everything the wrong way round :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)

Possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever made:

Nic Cage as Gary Coleman...

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..wil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)

One man bandwagon ahoy :D

Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)

I do tend to get a bit obsessed with silly stuff like this, least ways for a while,

done Gandalf and Jack Nicholson today too!

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..wil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)

must be wallpapered

That'd be awesome.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)

lol :D

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)

hahaha!

This works a little bit too well.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)

This appears to be the visual definition of

"facerape"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)

Snowy afternoon all...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)

this raises more questions than it answers

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)

In b4 sushi saying "RACIST"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)

What - sushi as in ...

Japanese food?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)

Damn you Mofaha! :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)

haha

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sooperdave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:09, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)

Nicely!

Also, RACIST! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)

Pah!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)

yo, do you mind if i draw this?

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sooperdave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)

Carry on

Be my guest :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)

what a nightmare!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)

straw hair

WACIST ;D

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FIEND, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)

Fuck snowmen, igloo!!!

(King Mong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Epic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)

Hahahah

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:23, archived)

hahah

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Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)

Haha!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)

awesome

did you build it from the inside?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)

Mostly from the outside, then I got in and got some help from someone else. Then we just built it around me and cut the door into it! Nothing like being encased in a shell of snow with no exit for 5 minutes :)

(King Mong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

I wish I had a garden :(

and a deluge of snow obviously. Hopefully London will get 2 foot of snow tonight

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

There's strange fungus in our garden this afternoon..

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Vulthoom, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)

ooh

pointy.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)

Indeed.

This is what happens if you rub your knob between your hands to keep it warm...

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Vulthoom, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)

a mighty staff

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:18, archived)

And unsupported too.

It was a bit tough on the life model in that cold though..

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Vulthoom, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)

The marigolds make this

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

arf

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

For god's sake man

where's your sense of decency. Give it a bellend.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

Awesome!

The key item for any snow igloo maker, marigolds.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)

Hell yeah! You put your thermal gloves on, then the marigolds, that way the melted snow doesn't make your gloves wet. The downside is you look like a twat

(King Mong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

Or like you are butchering the corpse in the shed.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)

Gotta love Radio 2 :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)

Awesome

you Inuit?

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)

THe sexah loos!

I've found van boobs parked outside!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:29, archived)

hehe

I had a friend that had one of those. So many jokes about not touching his boob....

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)

One?

Your friend had cancer?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)

EEEK! SNOW MONSTER!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)

*glees*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)

SEND FOR THE FIREMONSTERS!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)

snowmonster would put out firemonster

what we need is a salt-beast or a grit-wizard

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)

Hmmm, I don't have either unfortunately :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)

he's eaten a man :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

It's ok.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)

We have snow here Mofaha, do you have snow in yankeeland?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

There's still snow on the ground from weeks ago

although most of it is piled up in parking lots and at the roadside.
I have to say, snow loses its appeal when it visits frequently. On the other hand, it means we're well prepared here. Surprise surprise, the entire country doesn't whine and grind to a halt when 3 fucking inches of snow falls.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:46, archived)

You say that like grinding to a halt is a bad thing...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)

I like snow :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)

I'd like it more if it was warm.

I don't like the cold much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)

I get too hot in hot places, I don't get too cold

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)

THAT'S WHAT THEY DO!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)

Woo!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

HAhaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

that's another one I'll never get

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)

Haha, thanks! If only life was measured in achievements like this, would be easy to tell if you're a failure or not :P

(King Mong, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)

It's tahkcalb's house, LOLOLOL!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:34, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:57, archived)

You're not a scout are you?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)

Fabulous !

I want a go!

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Vulthoom, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:12, archived)

Thas marvelous!

*wants*

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..wil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)

I made Snowda

It was like Hoth when I woke up

(Duff Man is taking the hobbits to Isengard, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)

this is

genius

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

snow days = making pictures of people who arent in work into pirates on paint.

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sooperdave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)

YAY! PIRATES

I HAVE SNOW IN BRUM

YAY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)

When will I, will I be Famous?

You have to collect the Grolsch bottles to put the tops on your shoes....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)

It's like looking into an 8bit mirror.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)

You're Matt Goss?

Awesome! Can I have your autograph please?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)

You're the same height too!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)

Hahahaha

Their cover of Silent Night was voted the worst christmas song ever in 'a poll' at christmas.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)

I resent that accolade being bestowed upon them!

What about At this time of year by Craig from Big Brother?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)

It was only one of many polls about christmas songs

it's probably like winning the BDO Darts.
No one's really that bothered

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:56, archived)

reminds me of the "if computer games were real" compo some time back

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)

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