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a tiger with motherfucking chainsaws
here to get sexface and partygirl
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FIEND ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:12,
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I made a picture of a tiger once. Like, a proper picture.
a proper picture. Click click.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:13,
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me too
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:15,
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I think I started making the same tiger, got distracted and claimed it was finished
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:16,
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i really like that
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:17,
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Thank you
Yours is ace, I want to touch it.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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O_O
*unzips slowly & quietly*
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Richard Shitheels ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:20,
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oooh, I do like that
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Richard Shitheels ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:16,
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Cheers
I think it was one of my first "click & hope" photoshop pictures that didn't end up a disaster.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:19,
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LET'S GETTIM
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:14,
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Fucking filthy furry.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:14,
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YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
/ac
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:15,
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It is exactly as the legends foretold.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:15,
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Haha damn you Quicktime
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:15,
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that spack background on your tumblr has ruined it
i hope you're happy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:16,
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It's not a spack, it's another dimension
The yiff dimension
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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A very dangerous place.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:20,
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Meow vroom vroooom!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:21,
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donkey sex!
woo!
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spesh. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:24,
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Avatar would have been so much better if it had looked like this.
Particularly if it had included Quicktime Jesus.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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Quicktime JEDI Jesus.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:19,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:21,
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Fight hire with fire !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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Stunning
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Tart Monkey ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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I like the quicktime Jesus :)
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:20,
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Quicktime Jedi Jesus!
Where have you been in my life?
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:20,
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Masturbating over some quail eggs, no doubt
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:24,
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LET'S PLAY!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:16,
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It's Stihl going !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:17,
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arf
now try and get the word 'husqvarna' into a sentence in the same way
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spesh. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:21,
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You just did !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:35,
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I think that's an extremely silly way to carry a chainsaw
sprinting
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:17,
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ATTACK!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:22,
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MOTHERFUCKING STILTS!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:25,
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This is steadily turning into one of those epic thread thingies
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29,
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This is whats wrong with Britain under New Labour;
Not enough marine mammals on stilts being ridden by horses... More please.
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour... ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:32,
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I drew a dog with chainsaws for legs but I can't fucking find it :(
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:26,
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shiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:29,
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'ningles
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:11,
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:D
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arrangedletters ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:12,
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Hahaha!
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Vulthoom ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:14,
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I can't find . . . Ooooooooooh . . . no wonder !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:14,
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That is full of win.
*clicky*
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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Hahaha!
Quite
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:22,
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Bloody awful casting....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:54,
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Could be worse though
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:54,
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I would watch this
100% of FACT!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:56,
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This is true.
I heard that the first cast list for You only Live Twice read: Blofeld - Mike Reid
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:57,
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Cast proposal for Three men and a baby:
Three men: three mimes Baby: baby jesus
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:05,
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Cast proposal for The Usual Suspects:
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:07,
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Pfffft!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:08,
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They look like a bunch of complete cunts
but likable cunts
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:09,
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Nah, they look pretty dangerous to me.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:10,
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Suspiciously cool
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:19,
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Could? It fucking is now.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:03,
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hahaha
im lovin' the blessed you snuck in there.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:05,
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hehehe
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:55,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:57,
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Bungle has a "touch of lavender" about him
Just a touch.
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Tart Monkey ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:58,
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Nah, he's just chillin' yo!
That's how he rolls! He is proper gangster Yo!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:59,
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Puttem urrrrrp puttem urrrrrp
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Richard Shitheels ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:01,
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I watched it on Blue Ray a while back.
It looks fucking stunning! Almost impossible to believe it was made 70 years ago.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:02,
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:( I wanna watch it on Bluray too
Saw it at an openair cinema last year in the summer, it was fab
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Richard Shitheels ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:03,
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When she comes out of the house
and everything is in colour I was all like "WOW!" Although, the set does look really plasticy. But in an endearing way. Also, for the first time ever, you can actually see Toto's eyes and face :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:05,
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Has Toto got cornflakey eyes?
The Munchkin scene is just fucked up So many extras, so much plastic - it's bloody ace
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Richard Shitheels ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:07,
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No, they're really shiny and glossy :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:09,
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i watched it the other day
i thought it was a POS
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:07,
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Really?
The film or the BluRay version?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:10,
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the film
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:17,
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I am hurt and confused :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:18,
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Could be worse:
Paris Hilton as Dorothy, George W. Bush as the scarecrow (looking for a brain) and Steven Hawking as the Tin Man.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:02,
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I like the Stephen Hawking idea :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:03,
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Hope you like this...
I have just done a re-write of Shaggy's "It wasn't me" sung by Blair (honest) at the Iraq Inquirywww.youtube.com/watch?v=04mI3d336JE Also on the links board..
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:53,
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Well done.
Except for your singing. This is what auto-tuning was made for, man!
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:57,
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or getting someone else to sing it!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:05,
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What is love?
Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:58,
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Awesome and well done.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:00,
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Pals forever......
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Vulthoom ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:11,
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Celebrity Poem Corner - No:2
Here's this year's entry...
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Tart Monkey ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:39,
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*weeps openly at the desecration*
i've kissed her
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:40,
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with or without the spoon?
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Tart Monkey ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:41,
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there is no spoon
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:43,
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christ on a bike
a) thats beyond amazing b) that scared me shitless a+b= WIN *click*
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FIEND ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:40,
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Fucking brilliant!
*click*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:41,
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I declare this image: GOOD.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:43,
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...
i hate you uber clicks to the max
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:43,
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Ace!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:45,
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Enter and enter more often !
Fantastical !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:53,
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That's amazing!
If slightly disturbing.
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:00,
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That is a bit fantastic!
*clicks*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:23,
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YES!
This is bloody wonderful :D
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:56,
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this is awesome work!
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enceladus ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 23:54,
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WHY SO SERIOUS?!
woosome!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 3 Feb 2010, 0:45,
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fabulous!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:03,
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cats are arseholes.. .
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shift spendips make me sad inside ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:34,
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HHa ha yeah!!!
Fuck Dave, you has couch!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:38,
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:38,
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DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:39,
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DAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:40,
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:42,
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hahahahaha
:D
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FIEND ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:39,
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RIS?
Suicidal monkeys and cats on couches?
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:46,
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yes...
:D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:48,
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100% fact.
WYH
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:47,
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for ttsattsr
dodgy colours but im happy with it
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FIEND ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:29,
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WaWsR
"S°At.G"
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:33,
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I need to put mine up :D
Yay for the Fiend! *imagines these in some dodgy neighbourhood*
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:33,
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Super coding !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:56,
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bindun?
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paramedicman loves drunk drivers ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:20,
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well i like it
:)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:24,
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just looking at this makes my pockets hurt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:24,
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iCan't wait
until tomorrow...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:27,
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looking at the price of 'sack trucks'
Thats actually quite cheap.
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joe90 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 22:04,
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oh fuck, you've made him angry
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:52,
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Owlbear!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:55,
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*Runs*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:55,
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i came to that thread too late
i would have killed you all before it had really got going
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:56,
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Haha, I look forward to a duel one day.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:00,
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Oh shit!
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:56,
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bird strike!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:56,
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You won't like me when I'm angry!
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:57,
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ah play fair!
it took me ages to recolour his hands FROM green!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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Haha.
This new Photoshop beta I'm running can undo, even after your picture is saved. It can also unblur, uncrop and 'enhance'. Just like they do in the movies.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:00,
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hahaha
god that'd be ace i bet the cunt still can't import a gif as layers though
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:01,
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No.
They had to remove all gif-support or it wouldn't fit on one dvd any more.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:04,
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It wouldn't have fit on a dvd 9 or 10?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:06,
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They use dvd-5's
With the ridiculously low prices Adobe asks for it's software, they can't afford dvd-9's.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:11,
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fuckers
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:08,
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If you're using Windows you can still do that in a roundabout sort of way.
But I vaguely remember you posting a mac desktop in that ridiculous challenge a while ago.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:06,
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yes indeed
i've given up trying edit: i've found a way open the gif in quicktime save as a .mov in ps open mov with frames as layers done
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:09,
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You'd probably have to convert the gif to MOV or whatever, and even then it might turn out a bit dodgy.
Not sure it's worth it.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:12,
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hahahaha
ah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:13,
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Arf
If only b3ta was real-time
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:14,
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No need to convert to .mov
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:29,
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File> Import> Video Frames to Layers...
navigate to the folder where your gif is start to type the name of the gif and it will pop up in the drop-down menu - select it. One Imported Gif to Frames :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:27,
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no it won't if you're on a mac
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:32,
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If it doesn't appear on the menu
just type the name in full "Mygif.gif" and press load I don't know why it should do that on a mac - oh well
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:38,
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nah
fucken adobe bastards
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:39,
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Have you tried to renaming the file from . gif to .mov
see if that works
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:41,
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yup
but the 'save as mov' in qt seems to work so i'm happy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:43,
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but that will usually result in some loss of data
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:45,
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but if i'm only going to end up drawing cocks on the layers and reoptimising it
i can live with that :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:46,
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a true b3tan lol
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:50,
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First Use :
Restoring mofaha's nudie pics to their nudie goodness...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:31,
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needs more engorged happytoast cock.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:03,
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i've heard that about you
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:19,
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Whatever it eats . . . FEED IT !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:57,
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FISTS
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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if you insist...
*lubes*
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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I am sensing a theme emerging...
:D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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is it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:00,
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If there's something strange...
creepin in your bed...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:14,
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it's probably me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:20,
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pfft
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:21,
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;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:26,
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seconded pfftt...
:D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:28,
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shiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:01,
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Blaaaaarrrrrp!
*changes underpants* Didn't scare me**may not be true
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:03,
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hahah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:06,
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Nice catch
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:48,
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that's a nice pet you've got there, bishop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:50,
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"fank youuuuuuuu"
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:52,
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hahahahahahahaha!
ace
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:52,
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:)
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:00,
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arf!
not bad for a......... .....human.....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:57,
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Nice snatch !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:53,
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you said you wouldn't tell anyone!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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Oops . . . loose lips . . . and such . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:07,
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*checks pants*
they're not THAT loose!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:14,
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Putting the "Buzz" in Buzzards
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:26,
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You're one talonted bastard ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:28,
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wow you are a beakon of comedy
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:29,
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I like to think I am decent when it comes to winging it.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:30,
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I'll leave if you keep carrion on like this :/
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:32,
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Oh my gosh-awk, I didn't see that one coming.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:35,
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what a nest of squawkers
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:37,
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and great tits, too!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:41,
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I know...you're constantly raven about them.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:43,
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He's nothing but a rookie when it comes to tits.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:44,
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I guess I need to crow up a bit
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:45,
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Owl duck that reply.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:48,
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you can't keep robin me like this
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:54,
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*gives raptorous applause*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:32,
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*bird pun*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:33,
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i call fowl on your debbie-downer-ness!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:36,
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I'm in a feathery mood.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:37,
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Why thank you, fancy a coffee? I have Nest-cafe.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:37,
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eggs!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:39,
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I want to go to Starducks.
.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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Hahaha!
They fit the scene so well :D
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:28,
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kestrel super?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:29,
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Pfft.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:31,
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to the off-licence
and beyond!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:45,
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Grab me some gold label ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:47,
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you're thinking small, man, thinking small
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:49,
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That was just to put on my cornflakes for supper.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:51,
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ah, okay
how about a bottle of remy martin for afters?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:56,
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See if you can get Gold Vladivar instead, if not the Remy will have to do.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:58,
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it's only a small place
i'd be lucky to get vodka, tbh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:02,
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The power of the Claw!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:31,
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I think this may be lr
*edit* ooh, this is weird! Howd this happen!? I wrote one post n pressed enter, where the feck did this one come from... weird!!!
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..wil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:33,
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I think this may be less shopped than the originals,
but who cares, this is nice! :)
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..wil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:34,
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MONKEY BEER!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:37,
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Prey tell . . . they're loaded !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:42,
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GO ON DE LADS!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:49,
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:13,
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tony bleugh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:16,
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Silly Tony.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:17,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:17,
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I dont' know what's more fucked up...
that image, or the fact I was waiting for a money shot.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:19,
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I'll leave that to someone else
can't remember what it was he was sucking on.my first ever cdc
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:23,
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It was a real cock.
Sir John Chilcot's.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:25,
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and vice versa methinks
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:26,
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He was blowing into one of those devices that check lung volume.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:36,
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FP THIS!
NOW!!!!jinx
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:27,
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Tony Blair sucks.
As illustrated above.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:28,
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I love moonpig
Its my dads birthday on Saturday we have a ... special relationship
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Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:39,
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Nice juxtaposition between the childish and the insulting.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:42,
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Also shopped pictures only, you old cunt.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:42,
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That's not the rule, Mu.
Bad modern equivalent of nazisming.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:44,
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THAT IS NOT A SHOPPED PICTURE!
SHOPPED PICTURES ONLY!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:47,
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Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ . Cheers.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:50,
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I got a new feature idea. You do squiggly username squiggly and it replaces it with a classic quote from that member.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:53,
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In red. On an orange background.
Vote: y
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:54,
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Not the worst idea, but you can be the one to collect all the quotes.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:54,
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It's not like we're all typing into multiplayer notepad here, Mu
Our posts sort of get collected together anyway.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:59,
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Yeah but you said CLASSIC posts. So you can be the one to trawl through many thousands of posts per person to find them :)
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:01,
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Oh, I see.
I SUGGEST: Most liked non picture posts.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:04,
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~zeitgeist~
How can I fit in as a girl from Cyprus moving to England? Top quality cynicism on Yahoo Answers.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:07,
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Fake squirrel
:) lovely.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:08,
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That's a link too, bro.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:09,
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*tips table over*
*storms off*
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:16,
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Also non-links.
Unfortunately it doesn't seem possible to combine /best and /nopic when searching.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:09,
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i like the sound of this
but i liked the sound of other things, too. they turned out to be wrong. so very, very wrong...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:57,
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~Smash Monkey~
[INNUENDOS]
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:58,
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whast else would you expect?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:59,
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Why don't you make it a formal proposal
OR DO THE RULES JUST APPLY TO EVERYONE BUT YOU?
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:00,
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I think of them more like guidelines... for people we don't like/recognise.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:01,
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We're blue-sky-thinking through the idea first
It's a panel discussion, we've gotta streamline the dynamic principles.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:03,
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speak english, damn you!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:08,
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I do not wish to deny you agency, zeltergiset
the praxis of our horizontal collaborative process must not undermine the Weltanschauung of our lucid profundity.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:10,
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I'm glad we're singing from the same wavelength.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:11,
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Nice!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:42,
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Show us on the doll, where you like to touch daddy
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:45,
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your doll is wrong
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:07,
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Actually, he has a doctorate and his specialty is thermal stress in compressed metal structures.
I'm quite sure he's right!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:41,
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my dad has a nice red coffee mug
with "merry christmas, you miserable bastard" on it. it was a gift from my sister. she was allowed to give him that, yet i had to take back the head-polishing kit.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:46,
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Favouritsm sucks.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:50,
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nah, he was just really sensitive
about going bald back then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:53,
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A truly mind boggling choice of card.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:09,
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Reminds me of
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joe90 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:52,
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Why is everything upside down?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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We decided in our wisdom
to put the room upside down, we were quite possiably drunk!
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joe90 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:01,
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If he's wearing camouflage...
...he's doing it wrong.
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:16,
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2001.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:35,
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:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:42,
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01 10
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:43,
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Nine years later and still standing . . .
I've been a fan of your gallery for years !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:44,
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Heh
Nice to see you around
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:52,
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slim!
woo as ever!
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:53,
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:39,
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Mind piss.
I didn't look through the 300+ entries!
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:36,
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How Strange...
Love the gallery; saw a link to 't shirts' on your profile, but it appears to be a marketing agency ("New- Social Media Workshops"). Do t-shirts exist? [Insert tired Descartes joke here]. Dave
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:50,
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No, afraid not.
Those are pretty old posts in my profile, the company doing the T-shirts went out of business; obviously someone else bought the domain name since then.
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:35,
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Version 1.0
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tubaman ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:18,
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Mind piss².
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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 20:37,
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Doesn't the "Mind Piss" term
reflect simultaneous making/posting a concept? Quicker than a "Bean Dune" (my 2001 rip-off came from June of last year.) Great gallery, BTW - some I have clicked before!
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tubaman ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 21:16,
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Sorry if this has been posted already
But this is WELL worth a watch:www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39DuuyV5ys Stick with it. Japanese are amazing.
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Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:19,
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/links?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:20,
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there is an old b3ta legend
it tells of a mythical place known only as /links. i suggest you seek it out.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:20,
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It is a long and dangerous journey.
Starting from the lush pasture of /board the tales say you must travel the clawing mountians and gaping chasms of the FAQ, conquer the vast icy wasteland of /talk and wade perilously through the stinking, sucking, stagnant mire of /qotw.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:46,
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many have been lost on this quest
only the bravest survive
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:53,
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I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I QUIT.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:20,
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do you need a hug?
or possibly a quick fondle?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:22,
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Maybe he'll be interested if it was a quick fondue
lure him with cheese
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:23,
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i have no cheese
but i do have a cracking pair of norks and i think he's got a babybel ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:25,
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Mmmm cheesey fondles
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:25,
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you wait your turn!
i'm not made of cheese, you know!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:27,
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You just smell like you are?
*ducks*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:30,
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it's not my fault my milk curdled
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:30,
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Do Ducks smell of Cheese?
I would expect they smell of Fish ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:32,
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they smell of pancakes
and hoi sin sauce if i get near them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:37,
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The duck lies shredded in a pancake
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:44,
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*glees*
i love that more every time i see it!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:52,
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haha I love that so much
:D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:53,
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Can I have your stuff?
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salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:59,
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Sorry chums
In my haste to post I got carried away. To /links I go.
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Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:21,
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Make us a fucking picture you arse-dweller.
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zoldergoose ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:22,
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apology accepted
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:22,
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In contrast to anonymous...
...b3ta DOES forgive. :¬P
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RarelyEvil ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:27,
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Include a description and all will be well.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:28,
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*popcorn*
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Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:34,
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this is no time for popcorn!
you should be objecting!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:35,
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LOL
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:34,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:37,
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I t makes me want to go to Japan
purchase junk food. and then leave. because they don't want us there :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:40,
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now this makes me happy
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:05,
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Hello
This isn't really the place for this sort of thing. Just saying.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:38,
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yeah - hi
don't know if anyone has mentioned it, but there's a place for links. Called links. Hope this helps. I realise you have already apologised for your trivial error, but I thought I'd add my twopenceworth anyway.
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4Q just lurking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:00,
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i will not watch it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:30,
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iKarate iPads
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:19,
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Kick shit. Rocket leg.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:20,
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Precisely !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:22,
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KAPOW! SEVERE DISLOCATION TECHNIQUE!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:21,
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Soon to be wearing the red belt of dislocation !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:23,
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KICKIN UP A STORM!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:21,
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Kicks just keep gettin' harder to storm !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:24,
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Mr. Miyagi would be so proud of them.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:24,
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The pads never stood a chance !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:27,
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KICKDUDE WITH THE POWER OF DETACHABLE KICKING
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Shada ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:25,
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Beats beatin' up the air !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:27,
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should really call a paramedic
for that guys leg
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FIEND ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:33,
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He might even need a pair of paramedics !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 18:34,
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BREAK IT ALREADY!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:32,
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They already broked !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 2 Feb 2010, 19:43,
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