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[challenge entry] new improved roasted pea
(bunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:49, archived)
# haha poor anthea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:52, archived)
# hahahahahhaah!
good morning, everyone on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahah
but where's her cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:04, archived)
# why, here it is:
Anthea Turner's Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
I would so watch this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:08, archived)
# This compo is shit, it's all so unfair, no one understands me,
I'm going to write a poem about it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Will it involve rain, forever in your life and cascading down your soul?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Probably
Along with why in her eyes there was nothing but pain, as my tortured existence once held her again, and suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:15, archived)
# needs more iambic pentameter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Not to mention soliloquizing
or pentasyllable couplets.

ITS NEARLY FRIDAY!

ITS NEARLY FRIDAY AND I'M NOT IN THE PUB YET. EXPLAIN THAT, GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)
# THAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING RHYME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)
# You bloody philistine
It's post modern - dur.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
# ah
arty-farty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# haha
peas myself
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:24, archived)
# much better than mine
ace!
(bunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# ha ha
Allah is surely blessed
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring back Gladiators, in a Spartacus stylee
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:43, archived)
# fash the bumbash
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Wrong channel, but ey, Who cares?
(UnderTheWood, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:42, archived)
# This almost made me snort cereal out of my nose
I like this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:46, archived)
# hahahaha This deserves more comments
I for one will be clicking this like a... like a... clicking mantis!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Watched...
... the entire extended version back to back last sunday...
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# *Groan*
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:01, archived)
# This
But without any of the publicity, or option to get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:23, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:28, archived)
# Nah, you just missed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:37, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] SLUG!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:23, archived)
# Great throbbing slug!
Run Walk for your lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:30, archived)
#


The recent snow was obviously caused by giant alien slugs, to deplete our strategic salt reserves in preparation for the oncoming invasion
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:48, archived)
# hahaa
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:58, archived)
# is there an alt compo going?
please tell me, because I know absolutely nothing about ITV
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:02, archived)
# Think realy cheap PBS
by the way, David Silverman from "The Simpsons" really liked your David Cameron Airbrushed Kang thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:13, archived)
# really?
cool :)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:14, archived)
# His quote:
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

-- as Kang and Kodos would say.



"As a child I dreamed of becoming a baseball --"

(he and I are in a band - we both play sousaphones.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:17, archived)
# heheh
also: sousaphones are great
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:18, archived)
# This is him and his Sousaphone
ltwcmb.com/pix/paddy-2009/sp9-ds-2930_2.jpg

I show up on some other pics on the site.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought the backlash qwouldn't happen until at least 10 oc clock
It was my suggestion... I'll go and stand in a corner and think about what I've done

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Giant animals.
www.b3ta.com/board/9902600

At least so far, mood might shift, and we all start
doing "if ancient Egypt ruled the world" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:28, archived)
# yay :D

a much better suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 8:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:12, archived)
# AAU
Blacklightish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Shopping web is insane, I've drawn some and blurred. Kinda iffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:29, archived)
# Lizards are always popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:29, archived)
[challenge entry] But bird is the word, so I'll tag this one in.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# My television is full of lizards
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# Fluffy lizards?
Or Icke lizards?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Typo.
He's been watching Eddie Izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:50, archived)
# He would count as an Icke one.
At least Icke would think so. LOLetc
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:57, archived)
#
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/MUJA-Tyrannosaurus.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:47, archived)
# Buttsex, prehistoric buttsex.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:50, archived)
# !!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsj2bcnRlM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:27, archived)
# HA! HA! HA!
       LIZARDS!
     HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:38, archived)
# Mr. Lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:26, archived)
# They'll say that you did it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_9LyfNLtTg&feature=related

I can't find the "Musical Chairs" one at the kids party.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:34, archived)
# My favourite is either
this one or the suicide off the first floor.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:42, archived)
# How about bunging him in a cab?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:57, archived)
# ALSO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83EkgWT4X7c&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 6:02, archived)
# We haven't gotten any of these shown here in Kunukistan.
Flipping thru I saw that prize one among the others there.
That's a bit that will never be seen on US television, NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 6:06, archived)
# hahaha!
I love that show so much.

Falling asleep with it playing is not recommended however
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 6:12, archived)
# First floor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FY_z2-3dLk
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] bonus points for dec actually looking like kaneda?
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Minus points for apostrophe fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)
# this is
better than it fist appears i click once today and now is that time
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 5:24, archived)
# This is fucking ace - curses on anyone that hasn't clicked it..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# AAAAAAANNNTTTT!!!!
DECCCCCCCCCC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnop idol
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:30, archived)
# DE-RIS http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/photos/stylus/113650-Olly_Murs_large.jpg
pop idolish
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:36, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] can I stick one in replies?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:54, archived)
# no
I don't get it
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)
# so long as it is done with a spade in front of a studio audience, THIS JUST MIGHT WORK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:05, archived)
# haha
yeah!
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Gentlemen, I believe i have invented a device.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:25, archived)
# A new dawn.
Unfortunately, the software's nearly 3 hours long and the plot is downright infantile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:42, archived)
# is that sky's new 3d service
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:59, archived)
# ITV?
This could save 2-D reality altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Now that's enormous!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:11, archived)
# ahhhhahhhh fuck yes
 
the tapir layer will save us from those nawwty uv rays
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE inexplicably pale MOTHERFUCKING ORANGUTANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CATAMARAN !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I'm definately missing something here
QITV??
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Most popular quiz show on the BBC, QI.
Most popular quiz show on ITV, Who wants to be a Millionaire. I thought I might combine the two. I am sorry if I have upset you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Ah-haaa
It would help if I looked at the compo first. It all makes sense now.

being baked doesnt help
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah!
Take that you subterranean FUCK! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# alright alright
you fishy mongtard
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# DO you know what?
YOUR MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# yep, as it's only day one of the compo
it's a fair bet that people are still mostly sticking to the brief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# what's an itv anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)
# iTv?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# a friend of mine had a band called Eye TV but they were better when they were called the Nixons
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:41, archived)
# the nixons is a far better name
fuck it, i'm going to bed.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:46, archived)
# oh sweet, he has a youtube channel:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IngyxjmxqHM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I'm upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# too right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Why are you upset Samweiss?
I am not upset, but slightly iffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Why are you iffy? DID YOU NOT SHOWER TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Nah,
other reasons.

Why are you upset? Did your cat blow a raspberry at you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# :( I hope you manage to get that sand out of your vagina, buddy.
:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# pffft!
leave QI where it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Dave? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:35, archived)
# only the repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)
#
Chris Tarrant:
Special skills:
Stupid laugh
Long pauses
Likes
Goose Torture
Dislikes
Being arrested

VS

Stephen Fry
Special skills:
Tallness
Knows lots of words
Likes
Bumming
Dislikes
God

FRY WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Why is cantzers bad?
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100203185650AArdlDe
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# :(
wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_crocodile_talk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# That is a really sad story :(
I hope it wins the Booker Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# If it doesn't then this will
wiki.answers.com/Q/When_putting_on_a_condom_does_it_go_over_you_scrotum_as_well
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)
#
Greggles off Quizmania a couple of years ago

Special skills:
The tawdriest sort of dimwit salesmanship
'80s Radio 1 demeanour
Grey/silver suit & hair combination
Cunt

Likes
Wearing novelty ties to work

Dislikes
Paying his National Insurance

GREGGLES DESERVES TO GET HIS MOOB SURGERY DONE REALLY BADLY BY AN UNQUALIFIED FAKE SURGEON!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I have never encountered Greggles before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE9yYgxjbBo
But he amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:13, archived)
# He caused a lot of misery to an awful lot of drunk/drugged people with mobile phones.
Hey, maybe he could save ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Alan Davies
is a comedian who is not funny
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:19, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Alright i admit it they already make this



(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# It is true, celebrities do not have feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)
# well
if its not a single dad, whos wife died of cancer and hes on disability supporting his children by folding paper into colourful butterflies and selling them for abused children to support their drug addiction, they wont give a shit.
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30, archived)
# So how do you explain the Ugly Scottish Lady Paradox?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# it started as mere shock and then someone gave them the nod to go ahead with the waterworks
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I can't wait for the day that someone comes on stage
and makes them cry whilst singing "Snooker Loopy" by Chas and Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Shhhh.
That'll be me at the next set of auditions, "accidentally" screwing my colostomy bag into my bagpipes and letting rip. Drunk, confused, and with a moving back-story.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)
# SMUDGE YOUR MASCARA, YOU PHONEY BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Still, I would knob all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah, that would give them something to cry about!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:46, archived)
# I wants to touch thems in theres lady plase.
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)
# fake yes.
but i'd give all three a real feeling.
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)
# are you sid james
(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] steve jobs to the rescue!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:19, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Featuring FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)
# cheeses christ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Anyone got Freehand 11?
I've been sent a few things in Freehand 11 format despite asking for PNG. At this point I would normally go on to say that this is expected behaviour from a dumb Mac user, but I may well end up needing a Mac user to convert them, so I won't say that.

Anyone? About 6 files or so, and I just need them as PNG.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# I saw you delete that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# it just didn't look as funny on the screen as I thought it might.
certainly not as funny as, say, a dog dressed as a clown


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# But I totally pwned you with a witty reply of
"I wouldn't expect you to - what with all that wanking!"

Shit was so cash! YOU RUINER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# no that was the implication, that I had at least one cock in each hand
 
although that was itself an edit from some MSPAINT 4 LYFE bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:42, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:51, archived)
# that's the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Your inclusion of Adam Rickets has left me engorged!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30, archived)
# yeah we've got him now, so it only seemed right to slip him in somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# What the fuck?
He is out in Oz now? What on earth is he doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# murdering people and getting away with it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kieran_Mitchell

well okay manslaughter, it was dark and he didn't mean to
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Oh FUCK!
He looks OOOOOOOOOOOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:59, archived)
# shut it you whippersnapper
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)
# he has got his top off
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:43, archived)
# IT DID SICK
THE NEW ITV
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# This is my idea of a fun night in
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] how about some decent plot revelations?

the street has been occupied by et all this time.....
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Hahaha what the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:19, archived)
# There was a competition many years ago
in the Guardian Guide where Jim Shelley asked the question, "what does Gail look like?" and the winner was, "a depressed worm.".
EDIT- click.
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Why am I looking at two pictures of Helen Worth?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:23, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# i'd say separated at birth
but she wasn't born, she was excreted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Oh dear!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)
#
lol
(Mr Chicken, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# This is a normal post


Click for bigger (183 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# You're a normal post
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# curse of the weir bat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# No, that's a bridge.
Silly bat should know better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# How did giant bats sleep before we humans made giant perches for them?
Unclear.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:07, archived)
# OMG, that bridge is tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:11, archived)
# why not
pull the wings off a bat?
hey presto! A slovenly dormouse with big ears
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Sorry for pearoast but the face somehow reminded me of this....
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# I say, humbug and all...

DASHING, eh what?

night night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# That's a sandwich for me!
CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Woo to infinite food!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I can't begin to express the praise this should get.
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Sometimes when I look, the sausages go in the mouth.
And sometimes when I look, the sausages come out the mouth.

Is it... is it magic?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# That's the fluid nature of 21st-century news comment, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)
#
Ace,world hunger solved in a pinch
(Duckspeak Quacked, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 7:25, archived)
# by jove!
that's an extremely large sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:07, archived)
# ...waiting for the eyes to pop out
sorry for the top-post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
# truly terrific.
(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:19, archived)
# HAhaha
the eternal sub
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old fashioned mind control.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# pass the mop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# how is the chick with the wing sticking out of its shell doing?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Absolutely fine, I was right and convinced mum and her boyfriend to help it out.
He's thriving and is now called Brushie Brushie Brushie (after the bat)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# All glory to the hypnotoad
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
# pff I sat here waiting for it to load for ages
before I was like heyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# MNNMGHMNNNNNHMNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# ><
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
# I would like to change the channel,
but it appears to be 1987 again, so I can't get out of my cot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# ah, 1987
the first time i managed to get served in a pub.
good times, good times...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:51, archived)
# by 1987 my liver was already on the endangered species list.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)
# my liver was fine
but my virginity was extinct
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Fuck that, I'm not doing school again :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:18, archived)
# OBEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Another suggestion: BRING BACK RAINBOW

And make it sexy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# it already was sexy
*may have said too much*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)
# I still like this
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2046044491551473170#

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] AND SEXYMESTREET
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHH
 
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] AND SOOTY
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)
# FILTH!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# AND HEMAN

Fuck me ITV had all the best shows.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# I miss that show...
*googles Matthew Corbett...*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Well that explains the cookie monsters cookie habit
I will print this and put it in my kids bedroom I think.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# It's not his only bad habit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# That is one of the most disturbing things
I've ever seen. Good work.
(Seebeedee, Sat 6 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# extra point for creepiness
loving the brian peppers zippy :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
cheers below! super n00b here on b3ta,it's my first post :p
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# haha!
clicked through and saw it eventually, try b3tards for hosting, old bean
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Hahah YES. Try using this code, though: <img src="http://i50.tinypic.com/5yyut2.jpg" />
Wait what? jpg? wow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# dedward!
i'd fucking pay to see this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# As would I :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Tinypic just lies.
Don't let it keep you up at night.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
#
cheers!
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# <img src="http://i50.tinypic.com/5yyut2.jpg">
Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# All working now, hurrah!
Hang em high!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# it's only a BIT larger than we'd like
like 300% larger. but I'm ok with this one.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:38, archived)
#
sorry peeps about the size,i did go through the faq tho' try n keep em small.got it :)
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# It's okay, we don't mind
If you did this during the day though, you would get zero replies about the pictures itself, about five that just said "MASSIVE", a couple with pictures enscribed with "FAIL" and two or three calling you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# had another go at sizing
i think thats a bit small,but at least i won't get a flaming next time.
(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# don't forget the 'fail' GIFs which happen to be six times the size of said offending image
 
twats
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
# DEATH'S TOO GOOD FOR THEM
 
woo!

pull up a kitten, &c.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:39, archived)
# who are these people?
they look like they should be hung anyway
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Or hanged.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:41, archived)
# GIVE 'EM THE JUDAS CRADLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Drawn and quartered is a crowd pleaser.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)
# BREAK 'EM ON THE WHEEL!
 
AND FETCH ME YON CROCODILE SHEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)
# FETCH THE WETSUIT WITH THE CROTCH CUT OUT
AND BRING ME THE BUCKET OF SOAPY FROGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
# does it have a kind of.. rope motif?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# it does have a certain noosey quality
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Pecked to death by dux!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
# OH YES, PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)
# gah, pedantry'
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd totally watch this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)
# no sir, i don't like it
/mister horse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
# heh I'd considered that as a tag line
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# are he and lewis in a stable relationship?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# the mane thing is they're talking again
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)
# planning to get his oats, you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# saddle do nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)
# now you're just trying to stirrup trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# you've hurdle these before, then?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:36, archived)
# *bridles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Hahahaha Id watch this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# on the subject of horses
I'm not sure I should watch this unless the horses are all ok

b3ta.com/links/This_is_the_most_fucking_awesome_thing_Ive_ever_seen
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# I saw that. I wanted to say it. I didnt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Hahahaha I'd watch this!
Though, I am a bit of a Morse fan anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# tis good, that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Clicked! The car chases would be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:25, archived)
# That mane has clipping issues ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# haha FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# neigh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# road hog!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ANIMALS IN REARVIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR LARGER THAN THEY ARE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# re enactment of Wild Things aicmfp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)
# You are a silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I hope that's a good thing to be.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)
# awwww
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)
# That's an angry cat
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:48, archived)
# And rather large...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Neigh doubt about it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)

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