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Please tell me this hasn't bindun
I would've put some people in but having never watched an episode i wouldnt know
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sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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well it kind of has with Big Brother
but maybe this is the answer to a lot of things. Put a Zombie on it.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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Or failing that...
A donk.
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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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or a ring on it
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:38,
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Possible future mash-up
Beyonce vs blackout crew - if you like it then you should have put a donk on it
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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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hahahha
*laughing til I started coughing again*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:09,
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Nope this hasn't bindun, that is why ITV are slowly disappearing down the pan.
;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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I know I'd watch it!
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sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:32,
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Yay.
Incidentally has anyone visited QOTW? Does anyone else find the passion in the responses just a little bit amusing?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:33,
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The only thing I really hate, is when I run out of peanut butter.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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my parrot feels the same
he luuuurves peanut butter but is having to make do with tesco value peanut butter now
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:39,
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Well, I guess it beats
I guess it beatsthe usual disgusting sexual fetish fantasies / "jokes" that go on for many many words that one usually finds in QOTW.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:40,
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Errr...you told me you printed them out and have years worth stashed under your bed?!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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*shhhhh*
That was supposed to be our little secret!
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:52,
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It makes very amusing reading...
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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zombies ftw
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:34,
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Crap baddies.
Ghosts is much better.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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at least you didn't say vampires
sooo over the whole vampire era atm. I heard there is a new zombie film coming out soon where the zombies do parkour - now that IS scary....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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Hahaha really? That sounds cool.
There's a guy at work who got genuinely upset with me for saying zombies were crap. Like - I'd told him his firstborn was the postman's or something. It was either amusing or disturbing, depending on how easily pleased one is.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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sadly I am big zombie fan
When people mock me, I just shake my head at them in a knowing "you'll be coming to me first when the zombies attack" way. :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:49,
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awaits scooby doo related image
get too it!
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sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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Dare I say it, but, I am bored to tears of zombies.
Zombie this zombie that etc etc etc. Edit:You can add vampires to the list also.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:45,
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giant animals, is it?
Click for bigger (164 kb) prob' bindin edit: thanks! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:23,
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Nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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brillianrt
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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Hahahaha
My second favourite muppet.
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:39,
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Hahahaha...
Fabbylus!! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:49,
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The cloud is a nice touch.
*clicked*
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:51,
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Nice one, sir
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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I just went to tescos in tottenham...& I saw this
This is a genuine sign, I've not altered it at all.obv I added the dude Tesco is weird, I don't like it.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04,
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Hahaha they could've at least added 'food' to the end!
'Cheese food' would look so much better!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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haha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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LOL
Tesco classes Easter Eggs as Groceries :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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and suppliers as scum
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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<ex-dairy farmer grumble>
Too right /
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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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stop milking it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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Yeah, it's just hard cheese
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11,
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until the cows come home...
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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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You can't blame him for being cheesed off
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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it only just o-curd to him
cud you be a bit moore sympathetic?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:13,
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Sir.
I salute you.
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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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only if he whey'd it all up
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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that lact
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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bovine then!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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That's so fourstomachs true
/ruining the pun game
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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pull the udder one
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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cattle be the end of that then
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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you've not herd the last of it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21,
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This is giving me the horn
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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Oi! What's your beef?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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I was about to slag you off, but I don't think I'll brisket
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:34,
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MOOOOOOVE along please...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21,
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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Pull the udder one...
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:44,
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do they?
crazy fools
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11,
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Well according to your photo they do :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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I should use my seeing eyes
and not just feel things up.... well spotted sir!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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arf!
*click*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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hahahahaha
God that Tesco's is vile In fact the whole of Seven Ssiters should be levelled with an atom bomb
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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agreed
it needs more bleach and sponges
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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hahaha
i'm glad i've moved far from there. *remembers days of boogieing at the Ritzy*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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plus side, we're 5 mins from crotch end....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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i'm not sure that that is a plus.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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crotch end crouch end they now have a waitrose. And a budgens. And a tesco. Not sure what that says....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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More expensive
just as scummy Reminds me of Location, location the other night. Two hipsters wanted 'urban and gritty' in a 'nice area' They basically wanted Hoxton; a grotty scum hole that scum can't afford to live in anymore, and you pay four quid a pint
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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Urban & gritty?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24,
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Well, that's dinner sorted, then.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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hahahaha
i found last nights amusing, the couple running the 'fat camp' in devon. it reminded me of the phrase 'never trust a bald barber, he has no respect for your hair'.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26,
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This is true
see also thin chefs
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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*votes for this*
Although bloody Islington would put the council tax up to cover the cost of the anti-radiation meds they'd need.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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Tesco > Asda
discuss
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:08,
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Asda is like going shopping in Albania. In the Bronze Age.
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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...is one of the many advertising slogans they rejected
this is making me chortle
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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hahaha
am still getting over the trip there....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11,
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hahahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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apart from the fat council bints in leggings
and the female ninjas, my asda is great, there's a large local asian community which means rice and spices are piled up in big bags like in a corner shop, there's also now a polish asile due to an influx of workers. i find that if you look around you can get good british produce at a fair price.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24,
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neither
tesco = tax doging basterds/dame shirley porter asda = walmart cunts of america M&S = smug bastards It's gotta be morrisons or sainsburys - back the brits etc etc *waves flag* *eats cake*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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Sainsburys is far too middle class
Waitrose ftw
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11,
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I refuse to go to asda now
One summer we bought some lamb and mint kebabs from there, and the meat was like pulp and just melted into the bbq. Also the one near home tends to be full of scumbags (/snob)
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:13,
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are you crazy???
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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I shop in Waitrose in Windsor, I'll have you know
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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ever seen her maj
pushing a trolley? Or does she do it on-line d'ya think? pfft
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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She can be found in the '5 swans or less' lane.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:32,
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hahahha
:D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:36,
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One of the things I love about Waitrose
is that the sign there says "5 items or fewer". You get a better class of syntax at Waitrose.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:38,
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Awesome.
I shall go inspect the one on the Holloway Road shortly. :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:46,
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I like Sainsburys. It keeps the proles out of Waitrose
/forget who originally said that so can't credit.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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its gets complicated when you throw product budget channels into the mix
which is better Asda Best or Tesco Value? Tesco Finest or Sainsburies Basic. We need a mathematician
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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... Stat!
/finds the concept of shopping in the local Asda while 'families' wander around the store munching on open burgers and fries from the in-house McDonalds a little too much - spreading their McGreasy McMitts over all the open produce and clothes.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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*shudders*
remembers www.peopleofwalmart.com/ it's real and it's over here.... /also snob
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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this is one of the things that I hate about shopping
is all the bloody chavs wandering around eating the biscuits/doughnuts they haven't paid for yet /grandad blog
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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You have to accept that virtually all shoppers carry germs/grease on their hands to some extent
I just find the process of encouraging it via the in-house McDonalds route a silly idea. Watching young kids/tots being pushed round in the trolleys munching on burgers and spitting/throwing it all around them is also a bit 'meh'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:25,
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I just realised
you are talking about an in-house McDonalds in an Asda. What alternate universe have I suddenly landed in?
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:45,
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Norwich :)
/probably other Asda stores as well.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:53,
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Honestly, that is truly the worst thing I can imagine in a supermarket.
that is truly the worst thing I can imagine in a supermarket.At least the Asda's here in Cardiff have their own cafe sections admittedly with nothing much that didn't come out of the deep fryer but the food comes on plates and requires knives and forks for eating.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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Sainsbury's basic cheese is nice enough
Also the salmon is OK. However both of these are not much cheaper than the regular stuff
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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many budget foods are in fact exactly the same as the standard version
its just that they need to produce a budget version to fill their product range. They generally can't produce it any cheaper anyway. and yes - JS Basics cheese is nice.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21,
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ASDA is vile... but so much cheaper
I actually don't mind the ALDI/LIDL axis but we're a sainsburys household
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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ALDI and LIDL do some great food
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24,
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LIDL's Apple Sauce rules.
trufax!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26,
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Sainsbury's for me also
mostly to do with proximity, but they also seem somehow less foul than the others too.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26,
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I'll agree with you there, you kinda know what you're getting into with Aldi
and they do have 'some' gems on the food aisles. There's also a local small sainsburys just opened up nearby which I'm finding rather nice
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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But can you actually
taste the difference?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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That isn't the dude.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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You're too bloody clever for your own good, you are.
Terrific!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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heheheheheheheh
I keep getting "your card needs to be renewed to keep viewing this channel"
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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Is it for the channels numbered 900 and above...? ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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I'm the only person I know who doesn't have SKY
Freeview is free.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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I have FreeSat
*smugs*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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I have a sky box for freesat, just not a subscription
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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That's what I have too
We are brothers
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:11,
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*spits in palm*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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Oh God that's disgusting
*slaps round chops*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:17,
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nice chops
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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Thanks!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:28,
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i don't even have a tv connection.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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I bet you have books and other intellectual stuff
I had to look up how to spell intellectual, I feel so inferior right now.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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haha
no, i just steal from the internets
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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but Sky HD is teh awesomeness!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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one weeks time
I will probably agree with you
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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I don't have it here at uni :(
but the folks at home have it. It is excellent
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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my eyes aren't HD
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:08,
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ITS SO GOOD ITS MORE HD THAN LIFE
My eyes are shit as well. Specs ahoy!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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I used to have sky
now we watch freeview via sky but the card is out of date - will cost £20 to get a new one
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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You don't need a card at all to watch freeview (freesat) on a sky box
The only thing you need the card for is channel5 and Sky3 (and you can get channel5 in Other channels if you know the upload codez...) EDIT: However you will get the London Region on 101.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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my telly consists of some Magic Roundabout figures in a microwave
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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melty
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:08,
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hahaha
when I was a kid, we used to knock doors and run away. Its still done today only its called Parcel Force* *Radio 4 the other night
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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The day is now complete.
click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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Top Notch
*click*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:03,
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Ha ha ha ha!
Me likey.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04,
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psst
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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Ha ha ha ha!
This could explain why their eyes are on one side of their heads.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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We left ITV with a neighbour...
hahahaha
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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Shit!!
I thought my Sky had gone then, you bloody had me! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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*highly approves*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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Ooooh!
I can click now! *clicks*
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Jayenkai Load, Next List ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:42,
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I know he's up there somewhere....
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:56,
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yay!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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fake
no helicopter
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doog Don't read this. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04,
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oh the humanity!
woo
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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Yay!
Maybe it's hunting elephants.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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appeal to the target audience!
roast of pea, sir?
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:56,
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Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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Oh yeah, right in the middle of a threadrush, a roasted pea
Good work fella. A Channel 4 programme too. Class.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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blah blah etiquette blah FAQ blah indignant blah sand in vagina blah
did i translate that right?
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UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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More or less, yeah
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:02,
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Our lot hate him for fake torture photos...
their lot hate him for being a decadent westerer. We all hate him for being an unutterable boil on the anus of humanity.Click for bigger (57 kb)
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tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship? ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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gotta be bette than the film*
*which I don't think is that bad
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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Holly!
*sighs*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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^^this
but she isn't as hot as she was on SM:TV live. I think she's had something done to her face. Or perhaps is just older.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:57,
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I'd like to do something to her face...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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stroke it?
She's pregnant isn't she? Which means her breasticles are going to get even BIGGER! The earth simply will not cope with that
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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Also, I did this for you
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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Would.
Most definitely would.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:31,
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I'd go on that
. .
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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boobies
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:49,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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TITTEHS!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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"Tubular"?
Were you watching channel 4 last night as well then?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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Freebs' Terribly Shoddy and Half-Arsed Animations bring to you....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:49,
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Oh dear God
Brilliant. FP
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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I once used the line "What's a nice joint like that doing in a girl like you?"
to a girl who was smoking a joint it didn't work
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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Now be a good chap...
...and bend down and take it like a man *runs off and gets industrial sized pan* :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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haha oh dear... are you channelling bob monkhouse today?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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*Tunes frying pan*
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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hahahahahahahahahahh
*wipes coffee off screen
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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Oh blimey!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:49,
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Superb!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:49,
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WIN!!!!
*Click* :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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HAHAHAHA!
brill
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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bream
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:53,
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thas a bit good that is.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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nice!
Obligatory pea...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:53,
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amazingly
this came up as one of the first hits when I googled "coronation st gail platt"
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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Oh yeah :O
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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"amazingly"
in the sense of "brilliantly" not in the sense of "weirdly" It's the best shop of a scene from corrie ever. You changed her hair slightly, didn't you? Subtle and effective.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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Cheers!
Most people think it's just TOAP...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04,
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yes!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:43,
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You'll never get away with that, young man!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:43,
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Whistles.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:44,
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pffft
that jumper is ace
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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Get tu da jungle!!!!
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:41,
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nicely shopped!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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Ta Bilbo!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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hehehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:52,
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haha, subjectlinelols
Arnie doesn't have enough forehead to replace ant. This pairing would never take off.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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I think you'll find that Ant's forehead
is big enough to be referred to as a "fivehead"
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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pfft
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:04,
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mutant cat burst!!!
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Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:30,
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excellent!
try replacing the white background at the start with transparency
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:31,
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its orginally a vid in quiktime
but its playing up bigtime in Image Ready, so i have really little control over the colours anymore, Am just about to re-install windows and all that shite , wish me luck, good bye.
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Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:35,
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I think we should all
try to reply to each other in the style of song lyrics
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:37,
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haha
i should a known
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Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:38,
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woo
nicely
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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Behold! I have saved ITV!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:28,
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That one on the end - right hand side
No.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:29,
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Like you're THAT choosy...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:29,
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I am very bloody choosy.
I can afford to be - fit women are all over me all the time.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:39,
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Hey, I've got a jacket lined with playboy magazines, too!
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:41,
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Oh you're fast - you're good!
Hell - I like you - you can come to my house and fuck my sister!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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why?
What's her face like? I haven't looked that far up yet.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:34,
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hahaha
sexist
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:30,
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*sets the recorder*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:30,
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oh bollox......ive run out of tissues.
*ahaaH! .....a sock!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:18,
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Hahahaha...
Top font matching sir! *Click*
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:19,
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:) cheers
the main font isn't quite right, but it'll do
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22,
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Hahaha this is too brilliant!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:29,
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Haha!
Has the added benefit of referring to every single piece of reality TV ever excreted, as well.
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.Yeti. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:37,
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Hahahahahahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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How it really works...
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:22,
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How very true
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eyes ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:49,
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Oh
yes :)
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Droog is too orangey for crows ,
Fri 5 Feb 2010, 11:42,
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wait, what?
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:11,
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awwww
it's a widdle carpet raptor.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:14,
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i broke the dyson on one of those
insides looked like a food processor
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15,
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... chess piece
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15,
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ha ha
I once played chess on a chequered carpet like this with a few mates, no one could remember where the edges of the board stopped, so instead we found another couple of sets of pieces and introduced them and ended up playing some huge Chess war that ranged across the living room.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22,
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That sounds like the most fun that can be had without involving several open-minded girls and an industrial-sized vat of of baby oil.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:26,
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Contrary to popular opinion
My University days did not feature either open-minded Girls or baby oil to any large degree.... hence why we ended up drunk playing BIG chess I guess
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:32,
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Lovely...
...have a Richard&Jedi :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:16,
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hahaha
(what happened to her boobs?)
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:17,
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lightsaber accident. She doesn't like to talk about it.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21,
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They popped out once
It was awesome
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:29,
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haha ace.
i always thought he could do better than judy. i'm comfortable in my sexuality enough to say he's a hansome man and she's a bit of a hound with tiny shark teeth.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:19,
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Gayer
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:21,
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i was waiting for that response :)
as inevitable as the turning of the seasons.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22,
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Move along
These are not the TV presenters you are looking for.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:45,
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woo
thasslully
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:30,
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Woo, have a mouse ape
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:32,
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nice
better than my shoddy effort
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:35,
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nah mines a lousy photo
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:48,
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I like all of these
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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How big do you want?
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:49,
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BIGGER
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:50,
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It's a small world
but I wouldn't want to paint it. /Stephen Wright impression.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:52,
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you sounded just like him
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:54,
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OK who's this then?
I have a picture of my wife on the mantelpiece. It keeps the kids away from the fire.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57,
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Dawson?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57,
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You're good!
For maximum points answer this ancient riddle. What's got four legs and flies?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:01,
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The rotting corpse of Shergar?
/dunno
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:02,
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Spike Milligan's joke at the time was
The IRA sent Shergar's severed leg with a ransom note that said, "send a million pounds or this horse never runs again".
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:20,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:33,
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the cat after meeting my foot?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:02,
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Take That & Lulu
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:03,
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Hahaha what?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:06,
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A flying table?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:10,
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A. Long John Silver and three of his mates
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:11,
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isn't it "what's got 4 wheels and flies?"
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:24,
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what's another word for thesaurus?
:D I heart stephen wright.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57,
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Also
Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:08,
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I said to my girlfriend -
if you could find out when and how you were going to die, would you want to know. she said - no. I said - forget it then.... I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. After 5 minutes I turned to him and said - better put your seatbelt on, I saw something in a cartoon and I reckon I can pull it off. *gets coat* *leaves*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15,
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My friend Jed is a medium wave DJ.
When he drives under bridges his voice fades.
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:23,
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BIGGAR!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:56,
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BIGGER!!!!!
cos I can still see uranus sorry
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:58,
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some things are quite big
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:59,
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Are you sure that's to scale?
Kittens can be quite big you know. *likes*
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:59,
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LIES!
That kitty is merely siting on a purple woollen rug.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:02,
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But woah man! That rug is like as BIG as a whole Universe to the creatures that like live in it, and stuff.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:11,
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Yep. That's really quite big.
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twattybanjo ,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:26,
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