well it kind of has with Big Brother
but maybe this is the answer to a lot of things. Put a Zombie on it.
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Possible future mash-up
Beyonce vs blackout crew - if you like it then you should have put a donk on it
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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Nope this hasn't bindun, that is why ITV are slowly disappearing down the pan.
;)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:31,
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Yay.
Incidentally has anyone visited QOTW?
Does anyone else find the passion in the responses just a little bit amusing?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:33,
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Does anyone else find the passion in the responses just a little bit amusing?
The only thing I really hate, is when I run out of peanut butter.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:37,
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my parrot feels the same
he luuuurves peanut butter
but is having to make do with tesco value peanut butter now
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:39,
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but is having to make do with tesco value peanut butter now
Well, I guess it beats
I guess it beatsthe usual disgusting sexual fetish fantasies / "jokes" that go on for many many words that one usually finds in QOTW.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:40,
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Errr...you told me you printed them out and have years worth stashed under your bed?!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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at least you didn't say vampires
sooo over the whole vampire era atm.
I heard there is a new zombie film coming out soon where the zombies do parkour - now that IS scary....
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:41,
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I heard there is a new zombie film coming out soon where the zombies do parkour - now that IS scary....
Hahaha really? That sounds cool.
There's a guy at work who got genuinely upset with me for saying zombies were crap. Like - I'd told him his firstborn was the postman's or something.
It was either amusing or disturbing, depending on how easily pleased one is.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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It was either amusing or disturbing, depending on how easily pleased one is.
sadly I am big zombie fan
When people mock me, I just shake my head at them in a knowing "you'll be coming to me first when the zombies attack" way.
:D
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:49,
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:D
Dare I say it, but, I am bored to tears of zombies.
Zombie this zombie that etc etc etc.
Edit:You can add vampires to the list also.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:45,
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Edit:You can add vampires to the list also.
giant animals, is it?
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prob' bindin
edit: thanks! :D
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:23,
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prob' bindin
edit: thanks! :D
Hahaha they could've at least added 'food' to the end!
'Cheese food' would look so much better!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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I should use my seeing eyes
and not just feel things up....
well spotted sir!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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well spotted sir!
hahahahaha
God that Tesco's is vile
In fact the whole of Seven Ssiters should be levelled with an atom bomb
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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In fact the whole of Seven Ssiters should be levelled with an atom bomb
hahaha
i'm glad i've moved far from there.
*remembers days of boogieing at the Ritzy*
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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*remembers days of boogieing at the Ritzy*
they now have a waitrose. And a budgens. And a tesco.
Not sure what that says....
More expensive
just as scummy
Reminds me of Location, location the other night.
Two hipsters wanted 'urban and gritty' in a 'nice area'
They basically wanted Hoxton; a grotty scum hole that scum can't afford to live in anymore, and you pay four quid a pint
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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Reminds me of Location, location the other night.
Two hipsters wanted 'urban and gritty' in a 'nice area'
They basically wanted Hoxton; a grotty scum hole that scum can't afford to live in anymore, and you pay four quid a pint
hahahaha
i found last nights amusing, the couple running the 'fat camp' in devon. it reminded me of the phrase 'never trust a bald barber, he has no respect for your hair'.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26,
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*votes for this*
Although bloody Islington would put the council tax up to cover the cost of the anti-radiation meds they'd need.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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...is one of the many advertising slogans they rejected
this is making me chortle
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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this is making me chortle
apart from the fat council bints in leggings
and the female ninjas, my asda is great, there's a large local asian community which means rice and spices are piled up in big bags like in a corner shop, there's also now a polish asile due to an influx of workers.
i find that if you look around you can get good british produce at a fair price.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:24,
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i find that if you look around you can get good british produce at a fair price.
neither
tesco = tax doging basterds/dame shirley porter
asda = walmart cunts of america
M&S = smug bastards
It's gotta be morrisons or sainsburys - back the brits etc etc
*waves flag*
*eats cake*
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:10,
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asda = walmart cunts of america
M&S = smug bastards
It's gotta be morrisons or sainsburys - back the brits etc etc
*waves flag*
*eats cake*
I refuse to go to asda now
One summer we bought some lamb and mint kebabs from there, and the meat was like pulp and just melted into the bbq.
Also the one near home tends to be full of scumbags (/snob)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:13,
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Also the one near home tends to be full of scumbags (/snob)
are you crazy???
waitrose is where the queen shops - you can't get any posher than that
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416965/Waitrose-awarded-a-Royal-Warrant.html
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416965/Waitrose-awarded-a-Royal-Warrant.html
ever seen her maj
pushing a trolley?
Or does she do it on-line d'ya think?
pfft
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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Or does she do it on-line d'ya think?
pfft
One of the things I love about Waitrose
is that the sign there says "5 items or fewer".
You get a better class of syntax at Waitrose.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:38,
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You get a better class of syntax at Waitrose.
Awesome.
I shall go inspect the one on the Holloway Road shortly.
:)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:46,
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:)
I like Sainsburys. It keeps the proles out of Waitrose
/forget who originally said that so can't credit.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:12,
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its gets complicated when you throw product budget channels into the mix
which is better Asda Best or Tesco Value? Tesco Finest or Sainsburies Basic.
We need a mathematician
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:14,
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We need a mathematician
... Stat!
/finds the concept of shopping in the local Asda while 'families' wander around the store munching on open burgers and fries from the in-house McDonalds a little too much - spreading their McGreasy McMitts over all the open produce and clothes.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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*shudders*
remembers www.peopleofwalmart.com/
it's real and it's over here....
/also snob
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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it's real and it's over here....
/also snob
this is one of the things that I hate about shopping
is all the bloody chavs wandering around eating the biscuits/doughnuts they haven't paid for yet
/grandad blog
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:20,
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/grandad blog
You have to accept that virtually all shoppers carry germs/grease on their hands to some extent
I just find the process of encouraging it via the in-house McDonalds route a silly idea. Watching young kids/tots being pushed round in the trolleys munching on burgers and spitting/throwing it all around them is also a bit 'meh'
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:25,
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I just realised
you are talking about an in-house McDonalds in an Asda. What alternate universe have I suddenly landed in?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:45,
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Honestly, that is truly the worst thing I can imagine in a supermarket.
that is truly the worst thing I can imagine in a supermarket.At least the Asda's here in Cardiff have their own cafe sections admittedly with nothing much that didn't come out of the deep fryer but the food comes on plates and requires knives and forks for eating.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:58,
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Sainsbury's basic cheese is nice enough
Also the salmon is OK.
However both of these are not much cheaper than the regular stuff
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:16,
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However both of these are not much cheaper than the regular stuff
many budget foods are in fact exactly the same as the standard version
its just that they need to produce a budget version to fill their product range. They generally can't produce it any cheaper anyway.
and yes - JS Basics cheese is nice.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21,
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and yes - JS Basics cheese is nice.
ASDA is vile... but so much cheaper
I actually don't mind the ALDI/LIDL axis
but we're a sainsburys household
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:22,
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but we're a sainsburys household
Sainsbury's for me also
mostly to do with proximity, but they also seem somehow less foul than the others too.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:26,
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I'll agree with you there, you kinda know what you're getting into with Aldi
and they do have 'some' gems on the food aisles.
There's also a local small sainsburys just opened up nearby which I'm finding rather nice
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27,
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There's also a local small sainsburys just opened up nearby which I'm finding rather nice
heheheheheheheh
I keep getting "your card needs to be renewed to keep viewing this channel"
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:59,
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I'm the only person I know who doesn't have SKY
Freeview is free.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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I bet you have books and other intellectual stuff
I had to look up how to spell intellectual, I feel so inferior right now.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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I don't have it here at uni :(
but the folks at home have it. It is excellent
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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ITS SO GOOD ITS MORE HD THAN LIFE
My eyes are shit as well. Specs ahoy!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:09,
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I used to have sky
now we watch freeview via sky
but the card is out of date - will cost £20 to get a new one
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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but the card is out of date - will cost £20 to get a new one
You don't need a card at all to watch freeview (freesat) on a sky box
The only thing you need the card for is channel5 and Sky3 (and you can get channel5 in Other channels if you know the upload codez...)
EDIT: However you will get the London Region on 101.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:07,
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EDIT: However you will get the London Region on 101.
my telly consists of some Magic Roundabout figures in a microwave
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:06,
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hahaha
when I was a kid, we used to knock doors and run away. Its still done today only its called Parcel Force*
*Radio 4 the other night
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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*Radio 4 the other night
Ha ha ha ha!
This could explain why their eyes are on one side of their heads.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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Oh yeah, right in the middle of a threadrush, a roasted pea
Good work fella. A Channel 4 programme too. Class.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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blah blah etiquette blah FAQ blah indignant blah sand in vagina blah
did i translate that right?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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Our lot hate him for fake torture photos...
their lot hate him for being a decadent westerer.
We all hate him for being an unutterable boil on the anus of humanity.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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We all hate him for being an unutterable boil on the anus of humanity.
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^^this
but she isn't as hot as she was on SM:TV live.
I think she's had something done to her face. Or perhaps is just older.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:57,
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I think she's had something done to her face. Or perhaps is just older.
stroke it?
She's pregnant isn't she?
Which means her breasticles are going to get even BIGGER!
The earth simply will not cope with that
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:05,
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Which means her breasticles are going to get even BIGGER!
The earth simply will not cope with that
"Tubular"?
Were you watching channel 4 last night as well then?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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Freebs' Terribly Shoddy and Half-Arsed Animations bring to you....
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:49,
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I once used the line "What's a nice joint like that doing in a girl like you?"
to a girl
who was smoking a joint
it didn't work
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:50,
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who was smoking a joint
it didn't work
Now be a good chap...
...and bend down and take it like a man *runs off and gets industrial sized pan* :)
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51,
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amazingly
this came up as one of the first hits when I googled "coronation st gail platt"
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:55,
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"amazingly"
in the sense of "brilliantly" not in the sense of "weirdly"
It's the best shop of a scene from corrie ever. You changed her hair slightly, didn't you? Subtle and effective.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01,
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It's the best shop of a scene from corrie ever. You changed her hair slightly, didn't you? Subtle and effective.
haha, subjectlinelols
Arnie doesn't have enough forehead to replace ant. This pairing would never take off.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:54,
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I think you'll find that Ant's forehead
is big enough to be referred to as a "fivehead"
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00,
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excellent!
try replacing the white background at the start with transparency
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:31,
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its orginally a vid in quiktime
but its playing up bigtime
in Image Ready, so i have really little control
over the colours anymore,
Am just about to re-install windows and
all that shite , wish me luck, good bye.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:35,
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in Image Ready, so i have really little control
over the colours anymore,
Am just about to re-install windows and
all that shite , wish me luck, good bye.
I think we should all
try to reply
to each other in
the style of song lyrics
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:37,
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to each other in
the style of song lyrics
I am very bloody choosy.
I can afford to be - fit women are all over me all the time.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:39,
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Oh you're fast - you're good!
Hell - I like you - you can come to my house and fuck my sister!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:58,
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Haha!
Has the added benefit of referring to every single piece of reality TV ever excreted, as well.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:37,
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i broke the dyson on one of those
insides looked like a food processor
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15,
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ha ha
I once played chess on a chequered carpet like this with a few mates, no one could remember where the edges of the board stopped, so instead we found another couple of sets of pieces and introduced them and ended up playing some huge Chess war that ranged across the living room.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22,
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That sounds like the most fun that can be had without involving several open-minded girls and an industrial-sized vat of of baby oil.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:26,
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Contrary to popular opinion
My University days did not feature either open-minded Girls or baby oil to any large degree.... hence why we ended up drunk playing BIG chess I guess
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:32,
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haha ace.
i always thought he could do better than judy. i'm comfortable in my sexuality enough to say he's a hansome man and she's a bit of a hound with tiny shark teeth.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:19,
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i was waiting for that response :)
as inevitable as the turning of the seasons.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:22,
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Move along
These are not the TV presenters you are looking for.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:45,
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nah mines a lousy photo
little bugger wouldn't stand still
Seriously, my desk is a zoo.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:48,
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Seriously, my desk is a zoo.
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It's a small world
but I wouldn't want to paint it.
/Stephen Wright impression.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:52,
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/Stephen Wright impression.
OK who's this then?
I have a picture of my wife on the mantelpiece.
It keeps the kids away from the fire.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:57,
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It keeps the kids away from the fire.
You're good!
For maximum points answer this ancient riddle.
What's got four legs and flies?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:01,
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What's got four legs and flies?
Spike Milligan's joke at the time was
The IRA sent Shergar's severed leg with a ransom note that said, "send a million pounds or this horse never runs again".
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:20,
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I said to my girlfriend -
if you could find out when and how you were going to die, would you want to know.
she said - no.
I said - forget it then....
I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. After 5 minutes I turned to him and said - better put your seatbelt on, I saw something in a cartoon and I reckon I can pull it off.
*gets coat*
*leaves*
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:15,
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she said - no.
I said - forget it then....
I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. After 5 minutes I turned to him and said - better put your seatbelt on, I saw something in a cartoon and I reckon I can pull it off.
*gets coat*
*leaves*
My friend Jed is a medium wave DJ.
When he drives under bridges his voice fades.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:23,
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Are you sure that's to scale?
Kittens can be quite big you know.
*likes*
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 11:59,
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*likes*
But woah man! That rug is like as BIG as a whole Universe to the creatures that like live in it, and stuff.
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